Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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:pearl: i don't support the phoenix/maya pairing
HAHAH!
No, I don't have any pubic hair.
By God, Franziska has a feeble case and she whips people to much! Wright wins! The defendant is guilty.
Meh, whatever.
I'm a chef and I'm OK, I sleep all night, I cook all day!I just realized... over one sixth of the posts on this topic are mine...
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Quote:
: Okay. I did it. I KILLED COLONEL MUSTARD!Fix'd yet again'd cause Clue is teh oldskool win
I kind of dug being whipped, is something wrong with me?
Hm...I'd say you've got a bit of... a kinky fetish there...hm yes, ho ho, and a great one at that..hm yes.
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
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Damn this psoriasis! (I swear, he scratches himself ALL the time...)
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"Bailiff, hold Ms. von Karma in contempt! I do not allow weapons in my courtroom. And Mr. Godot, that goes for your coffee, as well!"
"Ow! Dammit, I cut my hand on the E-string!" (Hey, it happens, just not with air guitar)
"Judge, old boy! Care to go power-walking?"
"I actually just stick my feces in a pot and boil it."
"Mm-mmm, goooooooooood eatin's!"
"Teeheehee...!"
"POWAAH DAANK!"
"Z'varri! That hurt like hell!"
"Now Terry, what do you say when you hurt someone?" "Aah yuu oh-kay?"
"Ace Detective Luke Atmey is always-" "BASTAA WORF!"
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Like, what?
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Regina is such a sweetie pie. She is so cute!
I'm talking normally.
Wait...wrong game.
I'm gonna get myself some new glasses.
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Looks like he was killed by.....
Move over, I got this.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Edgeworth! That's not nice to do that to Wright!
How frightening! Why do you want to kill people?
Hey, I have to replace what holds my face together every so often! Hm... I wonder what Ema looks like naked?
Nick! I'm also wondering how you look naked.
Much better!
Oh Wrighto when I greet a person, the first thing I do is imagine them naked! Ho-ho! I never do that! You're very perverted! RAPE TIME!
Crap, let's get out of here Maya. No wait! I don't want to have sex! Too late!
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GamerErman2001 wrote:
:phoenix: We need the truth.
Yeah, tell us the truth!
I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Hey, I'm starting to like this kid.
Yeah, tell us the truth! I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Hey, I'm starting to like this kid.Godot would TOTALLY say that!
And lets see... hmmmm.....
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laserpotato wrote:
:hotti: Damn this psoriasis! (I swear, he scratches himself ALL the time...)
Infact, I'm willing to say he officially has it, that or it's just something he does out of habit. He's obviously got mental problems as well.
Witness! Are you aware you have poor grammar skills?
No! It are fact! I know so from my learnings! Say what?
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SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
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Eh, it's OK. nobody's perfect.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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HEY PAL!
What? What does the word "pal" mean? My brain's kind of small...
Jesus Christ... I'm not Jesus, sorry...
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GamerErman2001 wrote:
HEY PAL! What? What does the word "pal" mean? Even with my vast amount of knowledge, that is foreign to me. Jesus Christ... I'm not Jesus, sorry...Fix'd.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
GamerErman2001 wrote:
HEY PAL! What? What does the word "pal" mean? Even with my vast amount of knowledge, that is foreign to me. Jesus Christ... Yes?Fix'd.
Fix'd again.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Phoenix Wright! Hello, Mr. Wright! What? Don't leave Ema here. 
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TAKE THAT!What? He says the other 2!
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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I'm not gonna put up a fake happy cheerful act today!
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Objection!!!
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Hey Phoenix. What? Threesome. YAY!!!11
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(anything loud for over 2 text-boxes)
>>> IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
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TAKE IT! (or HOLD THAT!)
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Hey there cutie-pies! Am I the only one who find the witness very attractive? Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Oh my god where did that guy with pink hair come from? I... uh... heard the word attractive from the other room. Hoh hoh... hm... yes...
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QUICK! PUSH HIM IN THE POOL!*pushes Gant, zapping him with electricity through the water and killing him*
YAY!!!!!!!!!
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witness, please cross-examine your attorney.
yum...
The days of my youth...stunk!
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Ema Skye: I really hate science...
Mia Fey: You should give up, Phoenix.
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*crackly* Sever your leg please, sir!
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Ah... sitting here having a nice beer...*BRING!*
Oh, it's the telephone. *Picks it up.* WHAZZUP?! WHAZZZZUUUUUUP?! Yo Franny, pick up the phone! WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUP FOO'?! YO ADRIAN!
Whazup? Huh? WHAZZZZZUP?! YOU, GODOT! GET THE PHONE! WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUU... *sips coffee* UUUUUPPPP?! WHAZZZZZZZZZZUP?! YO MAYA! WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?! HEY HOTTI! WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP?! Hm... yes... hoh hoh! Did someone say HOE? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP?! HEY GUMSHOE! What? WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP?! Not my pay. ........ Gumshoe, you ruined our good time.... I shave my beard everyday. But you have a giant beard! No I don't! It's right there, under your chin... it's huge! That's not my beard! Wright, the beard is at the bottom of the head, do you agree? Yes! Hm.... YOU TWO ARE GUILTY FOR LYING! WHAT THE FUCK?!
HUH?! YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY! WAHAHAH! GUILTY! GUILTY! I'LL BANG MY LITTLE GAVEL! Yay! YOU TWO ARE GUILTY FOOLS! WAHAHAH! ROT IN YOUR FOOLISH CELLS WHILE A FOOLISH GAY BIKER FOOLISHLY RAPES YOUR FOOLISH ASS! *starts dancing* Can I join? Sure! How would you like to be whipped while naked later? Sounds fun! I'll bring a Steel Samurai costume! ADRIAN AND FRANNY ARE ALSO GUILTY FOR GIVING ME BAD MENTAL IMAGES! Wow!!! He's declaring everyone guilty!!! Oh and Maya, you're guilty too! What?! Well, you Chinese guys take our jobs! But mainly, I just wanted to have 5 guilty persons declared today. Hey Udgey, I see you're following the lessons I gave you!
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said his line... then it was just too far of a random series of lines for it to've worked.Blue Screens Inc. Programmer: I'm on my break!
Oh wait.. he DOES say that! >_> <_<
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: "Stop mocking meeeeeee!" *throws bird seed*----------------------------------------------------------
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Wha?
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Nick! I signed a petition today! What was it for? It said "save our bovyne friends!" ........ They sound cute! I wonder what they look like? *holds up picture of cow* ......!
Goodbye, world! *hangs self*
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Insanity at its classiest.
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OH! Wastigin and Branday! With a glass I'm pretty handay! OH! I try to walk a straight line, and someone mentioned cheap wine! So join me for a drink, boys, we're gonna make a BIG NOISE!!! So don't worry 'bout tomorrow, take it today, Forget about the tip, we get Hell to pay!
HAVE A DRINK ON ME! HAVE A DRINK ON ME! HAVE A DRINK ON ME! HAVE A DRINK ON ME! Come on, Oh, just in drinkin' fightin, oh won't you keep a white lighting, yes, my glass is gettin' shorter, on whisky and some wauta! (Water) Yeah, so come on have a good time! And get blinded out of your mind! So don't worry 'bout tomorrow, take it today, forget about the tip, we get Hell to pay! HAVE A DRINK ON ME! HAVE A DRINK ON ME! HAVE A DRINK ON ME! HAVE A DRINK ON ME! GET STONED! Have a drink on me! Have a drink on me! Have a drink on me! Come on! Gonna run 'em down! Gonna hit the ground! Take anotha' swig, Have anotha' drink! GONNA DRINK IT DRY! GONNA GET ME HIGH! Come on, all the boys! Make a noise! HAVE A DRINK ON ME! HAVE A DRINK ON ME! HAVE A DRINK ON ME! Have a drink on me! Have a drink on me! Have a drink! Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn me!!!*Bows* (Best I could understand, AC/DC's lyrics are unintelligible)
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I'll be there, and I'll watch your back
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"Hoy, small fry! Yeah yeah, I heard. I take it you want a chart and information about this island? Then start by opening up your sea chart!"
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Justice For All [Mia]
I'll Be There [Phoenix/Maya]
The Samurai Always Wins [Cody]
Decree of the Prosecutor [Edgeworth]
A Guy You Can Trust [Gumshoe]
It's Gotta Be the Butz! [Larry]
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Justice For All [Mia]
I'll Be There [Phoenix/Maya]
The Samurai Always Wins [Cody]
Decree of the Prosecutor [Edgeworth]
A Guy You Can Trust [Gumshoe]
It's Gotta Be the Butz! [Larry]
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Do you see the black one...or the white?
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Checkmate! I've sunk your battleship. It's a pleasure to... *rolls two 20-sided dice* ... meet you.
B..But Harry! It's magic!!! The goblins are magic! The number you have dialed is incorrect. Please hang up and try again. The number you have dialed is incorrect. Please hang up and try again.-----------------
Hey kids!!! Whose this???
Hey dad!
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CatMuto wrote:
Pierre wrote:
Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)
I feel the same
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Oh boy! I can't wait to open the door on the advent calendar! I wonder what's behind it. A PAIR OF FECKING KNICKERS! OK. We get it. A pair of knickers. WOMAN'S KNICKERS! Shaddup. Why don't you just open it Maya! Ah! Brilliant! A bunch of people in a stable! The last thing I would have expected! PRESENT! PRESENT! Oh fine, fine... *hands nudey mags to Hotti* Merry Christmas! FUCK OFF! Here's your present, Maya! BRILLIANT! *runs off to the other room*Phone: BRING!
*Grabs the phone* Ah Hello! Why hello Wright! Merry Christmas! And a merry one to you! Wright, I just gave Gumshoe a bunch of food for Christmas... but he just keeps on crying. Why? It reminds him of Maggey. Ah, it's probably not that bad... Do you think a blow-up doll with a police woman's uniform on it would help? Yeah probably! Well that's good! I already have one of those! *hangs up* *runs in wearing a Steel Samurai costume* BRILLIANT! How did you know?! I've noticed those little hints you left... like that giant note you left that said "GET ME LOTS OF STEEL SAMURAI STUFF OR DIE- Love, Maya"! This is what you got Maya? Your special someone deserves a ring! What?! I'M GONNA KILL YA!!!! *gets out knife* Ah, just like every Christmas!
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My God, you people are stupid. Look at the picture again, it's sooo obvious!
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Way back when, when I was just a little-bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry´s Bait Shop, You know the place. Anyway, back then my life was fine and everything was juuuuuuuuust PEACHY. Except of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of Saùer Kraùt for breakfast. OHHHHHH BIG BOWL O´SAUER KRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING! It was driving me CRAZY! So finally I ask my mom, I said, HEY MOM! What's with all the sauer kraut? And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. 
And she went right down next to me. And she said
IT´S GOOD FOR YOUUUUU!!!! And then she tied to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force-fed me nothing but sauer Kraut until I was 26 and a half years old. And that´s when I swore that SOMEDAY, I would get out of that basement and move to a magical faraway place... Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are oh so FLUFFY!! Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukeleles all day long and anyone on the street would gladly shave your BACK for a NICKEL!!!
WACKAWACKA DOODOO YEAH!!! And I finally got my lucky day, because that day, a local radio station was holding a contest to see who could correctly guess the amount of molecules on Leonard Neeroy´s butt. 
I was off by three, But I still won the GRAND PRIZE!!! A FIRST CLASS-ONE WAY TICKET,
TO A A A ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE!
ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! I'd never been on a REAL airplane before, and lemme tell ya, it was really great. Except I had to sit between two large Albanian women with extru¡tiatingly severe body odor. And the little kid in back of me kept throwing up the whole time. And the waitresses ran out of Doctor Pibb and salted peanuts. And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Paulie Shore!
Oh yeah, and three engines burned out and we crashed into hillside and everybody died! Except for me. YA KNOW WHY!? 'Cuz I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position! 'Cuz I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position! 'Cuz I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position!
AHAHA! AHA! HA! Ohhhh... So I crawled through the twisted burning reckage... I crawled on my hands and knees for THREE FULL DAYS, carrying my big Leather suitcase and my garment bag and my tennis saxophone and my 12-pound bowling ball and my lucky, lucky autographed glow in the dark snorkel. But finally I arrived at the WORLD FAMOUS, ALBUQURQUE HOLIDAY INN Where the towels are oh so FLUFFY!!!! And you could eat your soup right out of the ash trays if you wanna!
Ít´s okay, theý're clean!!! So I checked into my room and I turned down the AC and I turned on the Spectravision, and I´'m just about to eat that chocolate pillow that I love so very, very much when SUDDENLY there's a knock on the door!BADA BA BADA BA BA!
Now who could that be? I say "Who is it?"No answer.
Who is it?No answer.
WHO IS IT!?!??!?!?!?!They're not saying anything.
So I wnt up to the door and just as I expected... It's some big ol' hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril... I hate it when I'm right. So anyway, he BURSTS into my room and grabs my lucky snorkel and I'm like HEY!
YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT! 
That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me! And he's like, Tough. And I'm like, Give it! And he's like Make me! And I'm like, Kay!
So I grab his leg, and he grabs my esophogus and I´bite off his ear and he chews off my eyebrow and I rip out his appendix and he gives me a colonic irrigation, yes indeed you better believe it. and somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook.
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice. And you know what it said? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT SAID! IT SAID IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL, PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN! IF YOU NEED HELP, HANG UP AND THEN DIAL YOUR OOOOOOOOOOOOPERATOR! IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL, PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN! IF YOU NEED HELP, HANG UP AND THEN DIAL YOUR OOOOOOOOOOOOPERATOR! IN A A A ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE! ALBUQUERQUE!(To be continued...)
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: I love you Feenie! I really do! : Coffee? What's coffee? : I am not Mask de Masque... : Man, I'm stinking rich! So rich that I don't even need a job! I'm quitting pal! I'm going to tell Bruto I can't pay the medical bills... : Burgers? Oh those oily, unhealthy stuff... No thank you... I'd rather go eat a salad... 
: Ahahaha!!! Destroy the coffee nation! Destroy! Destroy! Ahahaha!!!:beer: : Let's go have s** later Wright...
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