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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Maya, I don't pay you enough!
You don't pay me at all. Well then I should pay you. Oh! Will you start paying me now? Good God, no!
I'M A GONNA RAPE EDGEY-POO!
YAY!
Lovely Rita
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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My cholesterol went down!
Let's headbang to this heavy metal!
Man, this is painful. Am I doing it right? Yes!
Business up front, party in the back!
I'm sorry... I don't have any weenies.
Gumshoe! I'd be glad to take this Christmas present!
Lovely Rita
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why hello there
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Why hello there,kind sir.How are you this very fine evening?
The damn raccoons got my bread.Again.
I can play the banjo,hurr hurr! I love life and everyone in it!
Jesus Christ,I need to stop drinking coffee.I get no sleep,ehhhhhh....
WAZAAAAAAAP???!!
TROOOOOOGDOOOOOOOOR!
N-nick,I'm glad you accepted me being gay.I'm glad you are still my friend.
I kick ass and chew bubble-gum,and I'm all outta gum.
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oops... I made a mistake
Todays weather is lovely!
Im straight
*tells a funny joke* I prefer hot dogs over burgers
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SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
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Wow, this is some good shit! Yeah, wooooo!!!! We gotta show this to Phoenix!(I wonder how much mileage I can get out of this joke...)
You can't stop the bacon. Nobody can stop the baaaaacooooooon!
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Birdseed Addict
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I'll have some tea, please.
I love pigeons! They're my favourite animals
Ah, who wants to be the Master of Kurain anyway?
My jokes aren't funny at all.
It´s Phoenix Butter Jelly Time!
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Justice :D :D
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Will Powers FTW!!
England FTW!!
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p r s t u v w x y z Oh my gosh did I forget q??
There is only one time when a lawyer can cry, thats when we run out of tea
SUICIDEEEEEEE!!
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Nick! Stop being a pig! You're eating way too much, Mr. Fatty!
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DO WANT!! DO WANT VERY MUCH!!!
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grim_tales wrote:
Secretly Nick, I am in love with you.Yeah..."secretly".
I'm a man You want me to defend you? On a charge of murder? Hell no.
~Made by the AMAZING Vickinator~ ~Currently infatuated with Rosalina~
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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My client is guilty!
His client is innocent!
I'm confused! What? It's real simple, let me explain... Oh well. You win some, you lose some.
Yeah, that aura of stuffiness I bring is quite useful. 
How so?! It makes people tired and more submissive to my demands!
We are useful! We are fruitful! Everything that boots is beautiful! We are useful! We are fruitful! Built to last, the future is the past!
I think my police station agrees with you, pal.
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SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
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I've had a change of heart and now I love Hideous Brain-Sucking Mutant!
Yay! Oh no you don't, skank! He's MINE!
AW FUCK! *arrow'd!*
You can't stop the bacon. Nobody can stop the baaaaacooooooon!
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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I'm so hungry, but I just have to keep up this diet. So then Gannon killed the poor guy in tights. GANNON-BANNED!
The skin! It's trying to eat my MOTHERFUCKING BRAINS! Nick, I've got bad news. What? I killed Dr. Grey. Oh wow! I'm so glad you OWN'd someone!
Steel Samurai is a pile of shit. I agree completely!
As do I!
Maya, get a haircut, you freaking hippie! I had a party in the back with Franziska, if you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge, SAY NO MORE!
Screw science, I'm gonna go get all makey-outey with some upper-class men!
Lovely Rita
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i hate myself i have decided to settle things calmly without pointless yelling. i've decided to become a prosecutor
I love crime!
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One K, one R, two V's. Gawd.
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IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS APPLEBEES FOOD CRAZY DELICIOUS?
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Can I stay up to watch the scary film?
No! Remember last time you watched a scary film you had to sleep with me all night. I wouldn't mind but it wasn't really that scary of film. Now oh come on, a Volkswagen coming to life and drive itself. If that isn't scary I don't know what is! But it was a children's film. If you couldn't handle that, how could you handle a film about a robber breaking into houses and killing everyone!?
Oh my!! Is that was this one is about!!? Yes! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Going fangirl over Larry Butz
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My soul is not in the Sacred Urn, idiots! I actually told a funny joke!
Sir, I have been promoted to Chief Of Police, sir! Who the heck is the Steel Samurai? You can call her Maya. Mystic Maya sounds like crap anyway. Coffee? Forget about it, I'll have orange juice. You guys, I'm actually speaking English! I actually live in Canada.
I'm at the top of my class :)
Please IGNORE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I am a robot. My name is KP06-J412. Who's Lana Skye? I fired her fifty years ago!
Want some Coke, dude?
You actually are Keith!
I'm actually helping Jean Armstrong at Tres Bien! He is NOT gay!
I didn't kill anyone.
Hey you all! 
Who is Trilo? I can talk by myself, I don't need that crappy puppet!:Mareka: I just sat around the fire, reading my book.....
:Kyle Hyde: I am not a PW character, idiots!
_____________________________
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Feenie, I love you soooooo much. Too bad, I'm already in love with Iris.
You little-!
Wright, just quit, OK? He did it, you're guilty, haha! What's a " Kurain Master"? 
Gant, get out of my face, OK? I don't want to be a prosecutor!
Yo, where's Matt? I have to tell him he's awesome, and that I won't ruin his life because of Celeste.
OK, my owner, Yanni Yogi, went and killed Robert Hammond, and went to shoot Edgeworth but missed on purpose to create a witness and he threw Hammond in the river and pinned the crime on Edgeworth. He pretends to have lost his memory and just say that he's an old guy. Happy?
OMG Who cares about Hammer and Corrida, I only care about Matt and Powers!
I WON A CASE! NOOOOOOOOOO! It's okay Daddy, make sure you lose next time! I will not scream, I will not scream, I will not- HEY WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? I heard everything you said just now. Haha! WHY YOU LITTLE ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Tigre runs out of the room.
Mission accomplished, sir! Good job, boy! That'll teach him for eating my seeds! I'm dating the weather girl. Now to our show, The Lawyer's Date! I'm Jake Marshall, and now to Lana Skye! Thanks, Jake. Now, Phoenix has to make a choice about who he's going to date. The contestants are.... Hi Nick! Pick me, I love you!
I know you'll pick me, Feenie!
Pick me..He..He..He... Um, Phoenix? Pick a date. That fast? This show is three minutes. Hurry up!
Hmmmm..... Feenie.... Nick! Over here! Pick me..He..He..He... I've got it! Yeah? It's...Iris! AHHHHHHHHHHH! Do you know who's my grandpa? We have armored trucks to take the couple home. Awww..... Feenie! I knew you would do the right thing! Thanks Iris. C'mon, let's go on our date! Now we're signing off. Peace.Thus, that was when Feenie and Iris became...Feenris!
Idiots, I'm telling you, I'M NOT IN PW! Hey, I wanted to date Phoenix! Hey! Hey!
You couldn't, cause I was going to already!
Actually, I wanted too. AREN'T YA DEAD?! No. I survived. Redd is so stupid, hitting me in the stomach!
The Autospy Report said on the noggin, pal. What are you doing here, Detective? Um...want to go on a date? Really? Yes, that is, if it's okay... Sure, I'd love too! Gee, thanks, pal! It's okay, Detective! Let's go.Gumshoe and Mia leave.
So I gonna live life without dates? Afraid I've got the same fate. Oh boy....
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Going fangirl over Larry Butz
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HEY! KID! YOU CAN'T SMOKE AT 7! Aww...but the Steel Samurai does! WHAT? I saw him with the Evil Magistrate! He was smoking! POWERS!!!
Let's go to the bar and party and listen to video tapes on the highest volume of scary movies! WOOHOO!
Seeing is believing, dude.
YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO SEE MY FACE.
Nick, WHO is THIS woman? Do you mean me? Yeah, you! Why?
Because she looks hot! Excuse me? I want to date you!
Okay Larry, she's yours.... I knew we were friends, Nick! *turns to Adrian* Heya, baby.
MR.WRIGHT!
Hi Detective Gumshoe! Hey Maggey. What's wrong? You look depressed. Well, it's because, well...want to go on a date? Okay, sir. Make sure it's a resteraunt that has weenies, sir! If you say so, Maggey! We will now begin the channeling. Yes Aunt Morgan! I'll go in because I think I need to supervise. Whatever. Come on!In the Channeling Chamber....
Dang it Maya, you have to channel her! Aunt Morgan, I'm trying! Let me do it. Sheesh, and you're the future Master! Sorry...... Who called me?
Oh, Mystic Ami! What the heck do you want, Maya? You know who I am?! Duh, I'm a spirit! I watch everybody as a ghost and I track down who's a Fey and who's not a Fey. Hey, where's Mia? She's dead..how did you not know? Sometimes I can't come here as a ghost a lot, sheesh! You're the future Master, so work really hard at your training. Understood? Yes Mystic Ami. Also, tell everyone my soul is not in the Sacred Urn. OK? Yes Mystic Ami. Good. Farwell.Morgan appears in her body again.
How did it go? Great, Aunt Morgan! But she said her soul is not in the Sacred Urn. Well, then...Aha! Plan Z! Plan Z? Sell the Sacred Urn to buyers out of Kurain Village for big bucks! You do it Maya, I'm old and I can't leave Pearls alone here. Yes Aunt Morgan. I know just the person. Hehe!Later, out of Kurain Village...
Nick, there's actually Mystic Ami's soul in here! Not interested!
Yo wassup I'm the Blue Badga. Peace.
I..want to rock and roll all nite..and party every day!
OKAY, I KILLED CINDY STONE, HAPPY NOW! EAT THIS, MR.LIGHT!
Actually it's Wri- *toupee in the face*-ght.
I threw away the vile. Pffft, who can have faith in Dahlia?
Yo, I'm Vasquez. I...see.
Boys!The Elite Beat Agent-like guys come running in.
:Agents: FREEZE!
You see, this is unexeptab-MPHHH!One agent stuffs a sock in his mouth.
:Agents: HEY!
What the-:Agents: 3! 2! 1! GO! .....I....WAS BORN..TOOOOO LOVE YOU.....
OMG!
Would you like salt with that?:Agents: EVERY single..da....
........ .......... ..........:Courtroom: ............
Just dial 1-800-SPEEDY-LUNCH! You know, Wright, I secretly loved you. That's what Maya said too, Mia! She said WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? I guess the cat is out of the bag, eh? Hey sis! Wait....SIS?!!! Calm down, I'm in the body of a spirit medium. Oh. Well...what's up? Don't " what's up" me, young lady! You love Phoenix, don't you? H-H-H-HOW DID YA- Don't you say that! I'll win him from you, just you wait! You love Feenie too? Wait, you're not Maya.... I thought you would find out...Mia Fey. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE? Hehe, a spirit medium channeled me, silly! I never thought I would see you again. I never wanted to see you again either. Hi Chie- WHAT THE HECK IS DAHLIA DOIN' HERE? Chill out, Feenie. Do you prefer me over Mia? NO! Mia, you're the only one for me! I find that hard to believe, amigo. D-D-Diego! It's me, kitten. Me, in the flesh. Look at you, so, so, handsome.... You too, kitten. Say, how about we go eat out? My treat. I'd be delighted!Mia and Diego leave, leaving Phoenix and Dahlia alone in the office.
Feenie....I love you.... You're Iris in disguise, right? How did you know? Because I knew. I can tell. You can always tell somebody you love over her twin. Oh, Feenie...._______________________
Yeah, I support Phoenix/Iris, Mia/Deigo, and Gumshoe/Maggey.
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Don't be shocked... by the tone... of my voice..........Spoiler: rest of the line
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Hey, Nick, let's go get some Chinese food. I thought you liked hamburgers! Whaaat? No way! I HATE hamburgers!
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Alright Edgeworth, lets go through this again. *sighs* Fine. *ahem* ... SAAAAAAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???????? say what? SAAAAAAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???????? say what? SAAAAAAAAAAAY... say... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???????? what? SAY WHAAAAAAAAAA- STOP IT, WRIGHT! I can't do that! SAY WHAAAAAAAAA- STOP IT!!!Clone High FTW.
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The Law is just a Game...
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Someday I'll try an easy case. *proper english* Move To Strike and to , "Please recuse yourself" I am Sinistar....
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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I know just what to think about that! 
I love studying the occult!
ALRIGHT! It's time to rape Edgey!
Yay!
MY HEAD A SPLODE!
Hm... yeah... He says I need to stop calling him so much!
I don't like you! HAVE A FREE BLUE SCREEN OF DOOM!
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The Law is just a Game...
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: Lawyers should be honest and ethical. I prefer classical music.
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Secretary of Rainbows.
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: Phoenix, Your Client is Guilty, Believing in them will just get your Hopes up.
Kay had two daddies. Trucy had THREE daddies. Clearly Trucy is the winner.
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Look, a ladder! That's a "step"-ladder. Your mom's a stepladder. ...!
I guess that's the end of that conversation.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Come on Maya! Kiss Mr. Edgeworth! Woohoo! Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby! Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over! Close your eyes, Look deep in your soul, Step outside yourself, And let your mind go, Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as YOU DIE!Close your eyes, And forget your name, Step outside yourself, And let your throughts drain
As you GO INSANE... GO INSANE!
Somebody raped me. That's a horrible thing to do. I NEVER STOLE ANYTHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! I'M NOT DE MAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEE!
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Timotei, timotei, timoteeeeiiiiiiii! [See this for more details.] I'm actually Italian. A suave one at that.
I don't really feel like dancing, guys. Gumshoe, you bitch! Where's my evidence?! [also from "What would a PW character say about the above person's sig?" in the BBC forum.]
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Millini wrote:
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to (7o_o)7 Sprite Arts Game char Deja-vus? Chores AA char in 3D! Ryu ♥ CR!
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
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Going fangirl over Larry Butz
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I like a man who screws up a lot and has a stupid vocabulary. Then pick me, sir! Pick me! LOL u wnt him 2 b ur boyfrend? LOL u mke me laff, OMG! I have messed up vocabulary, usually, LOL! OK Sal, come with me! My visor go boom..that make me happy.
Dig my new hairdo, chicks!
Taser my laser, sucker! Uh......I don't get it. EAT THIS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I have an objection, Your Honor! What would that be, Klavier?
I have to say something, Wright.
Er....yes? I order you to buy....... GUITAR HERO III! * pulls out guitar and strums Rock And Roll All Nite* OMG, I already have it!
I don't use Coldkiller X, I use Pepto Bismol!
Uh, there's nothing in it for colds.
SHADDAP!
SHADDAP!
ABCXLPMIONMJIDJSKDOPEDDSFDGT. That's the ABC's, right?
Now, let us wait while Ini Miney shoots Dr. Grey with a gun and drugs Mystic Maya and blames her for the murder. Can't touch this, da na na na, na na, na na can't touch this.... POWERS! Did you smoke with Hammer during lunch? Um...no.:butz-thumbs: No way Jose! He did not!
Prove it, Hairy Butts! IT'S LARRY BUTZ! Get it through your head, will ya? Well, the kid saw you smoking with Hammer at lunch! Oh, the fanboy. WELL?! LOOK, HE DID NOT! DIDN'T! NO WAY JOSE! NADA, NO-MMMMPH! Good thing I have duct tape. WELL?! Y-Y-Y-.....Yeah, I did. INFLUINCING CHILDREN TO SMOKE AT 7 WHEN YOU ARE AN IDOL AMONG CHILDREN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! I WILL ARRANGE FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!Everybody in the Employee Area: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............
SHADDAAAAAAAP!Everybody in the Employee Area: *cricket*
Hehe, little does he know Vasquez's boys will beat the air out of him!Later, at Studio 2 trailer....
OW! OW! OW! OW! OWWWWWWWWWW! There, Wendy. Is that enough? Send him to the "commercial area" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-At the "commercial area"..........
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The ''commercial area'' is actually a place with sharp thorned roses aranged in a maze. Powers had to walk through the roses to the other side and back, which is about 100 metres away.
It's called the "commercial area" because there used to be a stage where they aired commercials here.
After 1 hour....
Enough? OK. NO MORE SMOKING IN FRONT OF CODY! UNDERSTOOD?! Yes ma'am!
Everybody was kung-fu fighting.....
Hello, I am robot. I see you and me and family tree. I love you and your obnoxious friend right there.
That's so sad........... Wimp.:cross-examination:
Witness's Account
I saw Dahlia struck Mia with a blunt object on the day of the murder!:hold-it:
Mr. Wright, Dahlia is dead! How could she have killed Mia? Uh-oh........ I'm so SORRY........Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!Courtroom murmers
BANG!
Phoenix Wright, Lotta has proved that your testimony is useless. Wait, LOTTA IS LEADING THE DEFENSE?!More courtroom murmers
BANG! (x3)
I see. Another switcheroo.... Sorry Your Honor...I just don't feel very well. Achoo! Achoo! The defendant is found guilty because Lotta is supposed to be the witness, and Phoenix is the lawyer, except he is supposed to be in his present form, not the past one. Court is adjourned!
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Naruhodou wrote:
Neat.
And to continue this topic:
I'm going to shave my beard. (in an English accent) Quite, it seems like we're in a bit of a mess, aren't we? It feels great to be alive! Hahaha! I'm quitting comedy to pursue a career in politics. I honestly don't care anymore.
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Insanity at its classiest.
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This is masturbation, kids!
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Going fangirl over Larry Butz
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The only time a lawyer can cry....is when there's NO MORE COFFEE! *horror music here*
I know that you like my style, I know that you like my style.....
I AM CREEPING YOU OUT Would you like red tea? No thanks. It will match the blood in the channeling chamber. Doesn't that just go together? OMG break the door down!!!! Mr.Nick, is the Steel Samurai gay? OF COURSE NOT!!! Who told you that?! Cody. During our date.... DURING YOUR WHAAAAAAAA?! Oops.....
Stroke, stroke, stroke my hair, stroke my hair, yeah yeah.........
Drink?
I'm sorry, but we will now put on the radio because Shelly De Killer is currently handling "buisness" deals. I suggest y'all wait. I reckon he'd be back soon.*BEEP*
*Classical music starts playing*
LOTTA'S HIS SECRETARY?! I'm not Cheif Of Police, I'm just a low ranking patrolman now. Mike Meekins is Cheif Of Police. Get back to your...uh...what's it called? Station. Yeah! Get back to your station, Gant! Yes sir.......... I hid my face. You cannot see it.
DAHLIA HAWTHORNE, I COME BACK AS A ZOMBIE TO BEAT YOU!
Thank you Vicki, for the AWESOME sig and avy!!
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Ready to RAWK!?
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CarChaseCityMan wrote:
:haha: This is masturbation, kids!
I'll one-up 'ya!
I'm makin' God cry!
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Insanity at its classiest.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
CarChaseCityMan wrote:
:haha: This is masturbation, kids!
I'll one-up 'ya!
I'm makin' God cry!God knows how many kittens died that day...
My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
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CarChaseCityMan wrote:
Wrestlemania wrote:
CarChaseCityMan wrote:
This is masturbation, kids!I'll one-up 'ya!
I'm makin' God cry!God knows how many kittens died that day...
: "It was OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!"
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Insanity at its classiest.
Gender: Male
Location: The Den of Transexual Beavers
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:45 pm
Posts: 480
My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Ready to RAWK!?
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario, Canada.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:56 pm
Posts: 9051
Posted by Request.
Sig by Elriel. Avatar taken from a YouTube video of Rawk Hawk's Theme.
Sig changed on December 08, 2008. Avatar changed on December 14, 2008.
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