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"Too Awesome to Die"
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No! Now Eileen broke up with me too...Why does no girl like me!?
Because you're a guy. But tons of women are straight.
But they want a real man. Why do you think none of us have girlfriends and everyone thinks we're gay? But Maya and Franny... Maya's busy as the master of Kurain. And Franny is gay. But you said you had dates last night. We didn't. We just didn't want to hang out with you. And this is the part where we explain the difference between a guy and a man. Men do things, and no matter if they succeed or not, they look cool doing it. Of course, it all depends on what you do. Sitting on the couch in your underpants drinking Mountain Dew and playing Silent Hill 4, like I did last night. Also, men don't need to have alone time, because they're too busy getting it on with some babe to have it. ....So, is this the conclusion of the funny? .....uhhh...Yeah....where do we go from here? ....Ummmm...LOOK! A DISTRACTION!----
I'm telling you, I'm Masque
DeMasque!
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
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: "You know you can't win. Just give up!"
: "Can't win, huh...? You know what? I've been through a lot lately..."
: "Yes that's fine--"
: "I've made it through the giant pit of death, made it to shell city, and even fought the giant cyclops..."
: "Yes that's nice, bu--" : "But you know what... I'm... I'm... I'M...!"
: "I'm a goofy goober! ROCK!You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober! ROCK!"
: ""Put your toys away"Well then I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say NO WAY! No no no no way!
"I'm a kid" you say.
When you say I'm a kid I say "Say it again."
And then I say Thanks! THANKS! Thank you very much."
: "So if you thinking that you'd like to be like meGo ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!"
: "I'm a goofy goober. ROCK!You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober ! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
: "I-can-feel-it!"
: "...what the hell was that!?"
: " The power of ROCK!"
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Insho wrote:
: "I'm a goofy goober! ROCK!You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober! ROCK!"
: ""Put your toys away"Well then I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say NO WAY! No no no no way!
"I'm a kid" you say.
When you say I'm a kid I say "Say it again."
And then I say Thanks! THANKS! Thank you very much."
: "So if you thinking that you'd like to be like meGo ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!"
: "I'm a goofy goober. ROCK!You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober ! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
: "I-can-feel-it!" : "...what the hell was that!?" : " The power of ROCK!"
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies
Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
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Naruhodou wrote:
Um, what song is this? : "I'm a goofy goober! ROCK! etc.
Insho wrote:
: "I'm a goofy goober! ROCK! etc.Insho: "Shame on you, Naruhodou. You should have known."
: "Is it really right to be taunting him like this? It IS off topic, and that breaks the rules."Insho: "Meh, what do you know, you always fall for the prosecution's side before any real proof is given."
: "...I think I'm going to go and cry..."
: "There, there... it's okay. You can lean on me if you want." : "Thanks honey. You are always there for me... I love you." : "And I love you too, Udgey."
: "YOU TRAMP! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!"Insho: 0_0' "...Okay, this is the last time I go to bed after having Pimientas de la Locura."
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Ah ha ha ha! Stop tickling MEEEEEEEEE!!^ That's what the hand is for.
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BigFish wrote:
Ah ha ha ha! Stop tickling MEEEEEEEEE!!^ That's what the hand is for.
XDDD
Awwww...poor Ronnie.
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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Happy New Year, Dude!!
Let us ring it in with a glass of gravy!
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Awesome, it's 2008! Time for more video game antics with Phoe---Hey, wait, what's that!?Black Hole: *sucks up every GS1-3 character. But spits Phoenix out.*
What the HELL Just...WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A HOBO!?
HEY KRISTOPH! THAT HOBO SNEAKED INTO YOUR OFFICE AGAIN!
WHAT!? GET ME THE BROOM!
Ah, man, I MUST have gotten SO hammered last night to be seeing this.
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Forget everything you have just read...
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Hey, look, beta me!
Shut up. Why did I turn into such a sicko? I think he was insulting you.
And like you were going to be better!
Worse than this?
Much, much worse... This was beta you.
I'm not getting paid for this.
Eh? Sorry. This was you. Bradley-boo!
ROFL!
ROFL! Excuse me? What are you doing here? Can Dick's beta form be this handsome chap? Yo. Why?
Because that is one hot a- Do I not get an opinion here? No. Come on boy, you're coming with me! *drags Gumshoe off*
Oh crap. Here. Have a cookie! 
If a dog and a dolphin can get along, why can't our mom and dad?
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This little typewriter thing is nifty...it has a glove you have to wear with it..
Welcome to Eyewitness news at six,with Franziska von Karma!Winston Payne!Jake Marshall,sports!Turner Grey,weather!And now,Buffalo's #1 news team!
Good evening and welcome to Eyewitness news at six,I'm Franziska von Karma.
And I'm Winston Payne,and here's what's making news. A potential scandal with the buffalo PD service today,when the mayor--Teh Bal Deh Balh!--ehuh,sorry.. Ehuh...WHUDA BALDH,DE BALDH DE CHIP!DE BALDH HE HE HA HCGHA!
....!?!!? Ahem..EL SHUDA LASTAGAST SHA...I'B SOWWY I'D SABE MY SELF AND DESUCKASUCK Somebody give him some water,please.. It looks like my new co-worker is in need of a glass of water!Hahaha.. HEEHEEHEHEE!Ahem.. Alright..there we go,sorry about that.In other news, *type type type type* The prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today,and my tiny little nipples went to france. ..What did he just say?Check the prompter! ..The prompter's fine! ...Winston,read the copy.PLEASE.The copy's good,JUST READ IT. The white house reception committe greeted the rib roast minister,
And I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lika,do,duh cha-cha.
...I'm sorry,we seem to be having some technical difficulties.. In other news,*fart*Uhh...my apologies.. ahem.. BLAOGOODONOGAA!LAMOOLALAMOOLALA!DAHEHMULALALALALAL!DELILAA!CAMBEHAMBELAH! DahHEMMUHBALALLALALALAD.Uh-uhm flagoodOLALALALAALAL.DA UNKLA LAAA!BAROOGLELAFA! AHMM....Doo-doo pa pa poo-poo.PEEE PEEEEE!MRAH!HAHAHAHA!Heh...huh..hu.. ...this glove is GOD! ...HEE----HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
AGENTS ARE GOO!!!!!111 ARE YOU READY????!! THREE,TWO,ONE,GO! *major dancing skills*
You know this boogie is for real~~ I used to put my faith in worship,but then my chance to heaven sli-i-ipped I used to worry about the future,but then I put my caution to the wind. I had no reason to care free,No no no,not until I took a trip to the other side of town Yeah yeah yeah,you know I heard that boogie rhythm Hey--I had no choice but to get DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
Dance!Nothing left for me to do but DANCE! *Punches Gant,the judge,and everyone else in the studio* ALL THESE BAD TIME'S I'M GOING THROUGH JUST DANCE! *jumps up to dance with Payne and Agent J* G-GOT CANNED HEAT IN MY HEELS TONIGHT B-BIG BETH!
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH WOOHOO YAAAAY
Woo-hoo..
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Why? UH, because I CAN!
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But, why? Yes, that's the question, why?....... BEEEEEECCCCCAAAAUUUUUUUSEEEEEEE IIIIII'MMMMMMMMM MAAAAAASSSSSSSSKKKKK DEEEEEEEMMMAAAA-
NO ONE ASKED YOU!--------------
Finally, some time to myself.......alone ti-*ding-dong*
Damn it! *opens door*
Hi, pal. What is it, dick-tective! Uhhhh, uhhh, I forget! Your glare threw me off. Don't ever come to my house again! *slam!* Now time to-*ding-dong*
What now? *opens* Mr. Edgeworth! Ahhhh, the judge?! What are you doing here? I just happen to be in the neighborhood and thought I could borrow some sugar. I don't have any and why don't you just buy some? Oh, yeah. Well bye. *slam* Ugh.*ding-dong*
*open*
Hamburgers! I want hamburgers! What the hell, you're that girl who hangs out with Wright! HAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *slam* What is going on!?*ding-dong*
NO, no way am I opening that door!*door opens by itself*
AHHHHHHHH!!! RAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEE! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *slams hard**ding-dong*
NOOOOOO MOOOORRREEE!!!*door opens*
I don't want coffee!!! *slam**open*
I don't want to drink coffee with you!!! *slam**open*
I don't want to buy your crap!!! *slam* NO!
NO!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THAT"S IT! *slams door and turns on music* I'm going to have a party with only me invited!!!! Hey, Edgey! WRIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!!! House keys. Anyway, do you mind if I brought some friends, because I did? Why me? Hey, there's the other me.
| Choose your own decisions! |
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"Too Awesome to Die"
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Woo! Yeah!
Haha! (Larry Butz: Prince of Painters) A little sketch for you...*Hands a drawing of herself* Paint us Leo! Paint us! Sorry, I must be on my way. *Walks off, then falls to knees as he drops his paintings* No, no! That's not it! The art, what is it? The true beauty, what is it? *sob*
*walks by* *Double takes as he looks at her* V-...V-...Vulcanooo! *Grabs her shoulder* Signorina. *Is holding flowers as he gets on his knee* You are the true work of art I seek! *Starts drawing* So beautiful! You must come with me!
No.
Huh? So sorry! I no hear you! *continues drawing* My imagination! It is magnifico! Love, she is an art!...For you! Leave me alone! *Punches Larry into the lake* I have never been so struck in my life!HEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLLP!
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*Is looking at a computer screen with Larry's face on it* Agents...Are...GO!----
I was born to love you (*echo*love you, love you) Every single day (*echo*day, day, day)
*Pulls up in a horse and carrage with in the back seat. They jump out and Manfred flashes a badge that says BA-1* Mission!Episode Four: Art and Beauty! Love and Happiness!?
*Is looking at a concert poster* I MUST WIN HER LOVE! *Jump in and start waving their arms back and forth* *Looks utterly defeated, then starts waving back and forth with the beat* *Point* Are you ready? 3 2 1 Go! *start dancing* *Is in front of an easil and is spacing out, drawing pictures of Mia, but as they dance, he starts painting counterfiet tickets furiously*You were meant for me
I was meant for you
You were made fore me
You're my ecstacy
If I was given every opportunity
I'd kill for your love
So take chance with me
Let me romance with you
I'm caught in a dream and my dream's come true
So hard to believe this is nothing to me
An amazing, feeeling coooooming through
*walks over to Mia* I have tickets right here *They walk over to an usher* For two *You see a loud concert* Thank you for a wonderful evening. Si! I want to fly. Your wish is my command. *runs to his workshop and starts drawing plans*I was born to love you
Eeeeeeevery single day of my liiiiife
I was born to take caaaaaare of yooooooou
Eeeeeevery single day of my liiiiiiiiife
I wanna love you
I love everything about you
I wanna love you love you looooove you
Come, feel the wind with me. *He and Mia hop onto the Da Vinci screw helecopter* Let's go! Oh, it's the tower of Pisa! *Fist pump* How exilerating! Si! *Being chased by bulls* BULLS! *Runs in with his pallette and easil* Worry not, mi amore!Born to love you
Born to love you
Yeah I was born to love you oh
Born to love you
Born to love
Every single day (*echo* day day day day day day day day)
Of my life
*Pulls off easil cover to show a picture of a cow* Ole! * The bulls run through the picture as Mia gets away. He hold Mia in his arms* Are you unharmed, my dear? Thank you signore matadore. *Points to an alley* Now, let us walk the special passage! *They walk along as he paints pictures on the wall*An amazing feeeling cooooming through
I was born to love you
With every single beat of my heart
I was born to take care of you
Every single day of my life
I was born to loooove you
Eeeeeeeevery single day (single day, single day)
Of my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
Now signora, show me your best smile! Okay, Larry. You win. *Smiles* Vulcanoooooooo!One month later
I have made you the most magnifico picture. Behold you beauty signora. *Pulls off cloth to show Mia in a Mona Lisa like picture* *Kisses Larry on the cheek* Thank you for a wonderful picture. Vulcanooooooo!*Cut to them wearing wedding clothes, flying off on the Davici Helicopter*
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*Thumbs up* YEEAAAAAH! Mission complete!
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SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
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Hi. I....
HADOKEN!!! OWW!! hey, what was that for? Man get hit. Fun-nee.
You can't stop the bacon. Nobody can stop the baaaaacooooooon!
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
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-Somewhere not really important, Japanifornia-
: "Yo dude, what's up?"
: "Not much. You?" : "Yuhknow... hey has anybody ever told you that you look like--"
: "SAY IT AND YOU DIE." : "..."
: "Hold on, I'm getting a call from myself...." : "...Wat?" : "--------... okay. Right, well..."
: "I don't care! You look like Narut--" : "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!"
: "WTF, Cliche'd!"*bamf*
#2 #3 #4 #5*bamf* #1 : "NOW!" #5 *punches Engarde* #2 #3 #4 : *kicks Engarde into the air* "Takita--" #1 : " Kitaki Barrage!" *kicks Engarde into ground* : "ARGH, I-be-dead-in-one-hit!" : "Heh, and that's why Masashi Kishimoto never said anything about it to Capcom! Believe it!" : "Whoopie!"
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SMEWWOVISION WEPWACES TEWWOVISION?!
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Well, what was the first thing you made? Pickle In A Cup. But that's way too easy! What did you make after Pickle In A Cup? Well, I made Burple Nurples.
I WANNA MAKE BURPLE NURPLES! BURPLE NURPLES!BURPLE NURPLES! BURPLE NURPLES!
BURPLE NURPLES! BURPLE NURPLES!
...who are you???(Chowder FTW!)
You can't stop the bacon. Nobody can stop the baaaaacooooooon!
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Mmm, bacon.
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Hi, Mom!
Guess what, Mystic Pearl? Mommy's having another baby! Again? Well... uh, who's the dad? I'm the dad! What!? Gant... but... you're dead! You died after you raped Grossberg and his hemorrhoids ate you from the inside out! (I can't believe I just said that and I hope I never have to say it again.) Not quite right, Wrighto! Damon Gant never dies as long as there's raep... oh crap, I just remembered, she wanted it because she's evil! That means it's not raep!
DOES NOT COMPUTE! *explodes, blowing out all the power* That's okay! We'll use Godot's mask as a flashlight!
I hope I still have a warranty on this thing... I'm a flashlight! What!? Who invited you!? Same jerk who invited the happy parents, maybe? Oh, no one cares about your opinon! You're not even in our games! YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BITCH? 'Cause I'll kill you 24 times a day so hard, your mom will feel it back in the time when she was pregnant with you! OH IT'S ON NOW! You don't talk about my mom like that! Whatcha gonna do about it, pinky? Frill attack? I WILL KILL YOU NOW RAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH EDGEWORTH SMASH!!! 
If you kill him now, it just might have an effect on the future, where he and I are from! Bah. You guys are still around in this time anyway. You're just younger in this time. It is only seven years. Exactly... wait, what? Y'know, you're pretty handsome. You too. Wanna go have some alone time while Edgeworth and future-boy are cat-fighting? HEY ASS, I HAVE A NAME! IT'S WOCKY! Well, that's a pretty stupid name. Hah! No one will ever take you seriously with that na- OW MY BALLS! Quick, into the closet before he finds the missile launcher! There's a missile launcher?*BOOM*
Take that, you stupid bus! Hey kid, can I borrow that missile launcher for a minute?
Just so you know, if you kill Edgeworth, I won't defend you. Well, he started it... Hey, when did the power come back on? Just in time for me to... take a look in this clos- HEY THOSE AREN'T WOMEN! This party's a waste of time! ...So if Mr. Nick has sex with his future self... will that make him his own grandpa?
PEARLY! You're too young to know about that!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
And that's how I became my own grandpa. ...So, uh... so who's Morgan's new kid, then? I WILL DESTROY YOU! Hey guys, have you seen my missile laun- oh, okay, that guy's got it. DESTROOOOOOOY! MISSILE-RAEP! Well, I'll... uh... I'll come back later, then, if you guys will still be alive!
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The hope that shines through despair.
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Guys. Seriously. What the hell is with this beta-Phoenix crap? My name is Charon Chardonnay! I have my own identity! No one cares.
URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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*barges into coffee shop* Where's Capcom!? I must destroy them!!!
(Whats with the school girl?) What was that!?I didn't say anything. You called me a school girl! You will die!!! Whatever. I'll be in the bathroom. *walks into bathroom* *duct tapes bathroom door shut*
*Inside taped restroom* LET ME OUT OR I'LL CRUSH YOU WITH MY HOT BOOBS!!!!!! Oops... *duct tapes men's room door* *tries to get out* That's it! *pulls out death ray and shoots down door* *crushed by door* OW! HEY! *Shoots bowtie Phoenix with death ray and walks away to drink some coffee* *Ashes reform into Dr. Who* Blast.
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"Too Awesome to Die"
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I can honestly say that I can't give a verdict on this case. You two are going to have to figure it out for yourself. Edgeworth, we will face each other tomorrow at dawn, in a competition of the Titans. The challenge of real men! And then we shall duel. No, Nick! You can't do pistols at dawn. I don't want you getting hurt! What makes you think pistols at dawn is what we were going to do? Yeah! We were going to have a Guitar Hero battle! Oh....----The next day----
Did he just...100%...Through the Fire and the Flames... on expert... Woo! I win!
Hey guys. That's a cool game. Mind if I join?
*pulls out actual guitar and plays the entire song of Through the Fire and the Flames perfectly* .... That was so lame. Yeah. Just go. *runs off crying*
Child of Lida_Rose and Aliucon. Married to yuzikichan0! Father of Ha³ and Apollo72.
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
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-Some Random Street, Japanifornia-
: "Hmmm... I haven't seen very many people out today..." : "I hope Maya didn't forget to tell me of some holiday again."*FLASHBACK'd*
: "Hey Maya! Sorry to come all the way to your apartment (which I so conveniently rented for you while you remain as my assistant and not live at the Kurain village.) but I noticed nobody is at the court today, and you didn't show up either... why are you wearing a mask..."
: "Nick! Didn't you know it is Halloween! Nobody goes yo work on Halloween in Japanifornia!"*un-FLASHBACK'd*
: "...Who the hell named this state anyways..." : "(Oh, somebofy is walking this way!) Good-morning!" : "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" : "Oh, it's you Larry. I thought it was a major storyline character." : "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" : "Um..." : "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" *runs madly into a street-lamp* : "Right, bye..."-Later, at the Wright and Co. Law Offices-
: "Maya, you there?........" : "Maya? Ma--" : "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" : "Woah! Geez you scared me half to de--" : "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" : "Um, it's not that funny... and could you turn the radio down a bit too, I can't think..." *reaches for radio dial* : "And in other news, The Joker has released 100 tons of 'Joker Gas' in the main district of Japanifornia. All who are just arriving are advised to--" : "Ah, that's better. Stupid radio dramas... You know, Maya, I kinda thought the air smelt funny today." : "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" : "Yeah, probably just our sewage treatment plants. Man, this city sucks...."
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Secretary of Rainbows.
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Spoiler: Why Phoenix is a Hobo in GS4
I haven't actually Played GS4, I only know about why Phoenix becomes a hobo because I read the Spoilers on Court Records(Stupid me), So
might act more like in this =/The Idea of
Ruling the World because Of time Travel was to hard to Pass up XD
Kay had two daddies. Trucy had THREE daddies. Clearly Trucy is the winner.
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Mystery Buster
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: Evolution sucks.
Just Gumshoe
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<3 Kristoph Gavin
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You killed my father! No Edgeworth, I AM YOUR FATHER. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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Ah... nothing could mess today up. It's sunny, I just got done "sorting papers" with Maya, and I've yet to see an Edgy alone time or Gant rape time joke in this funny. What could possibly go wrong? We interupt this program to bring you an important news bulleten. Hell has broken loose in the city of wherever Phoenix Wright lives. OH MY GOD!! I didn't know that they still told the news on the radio in the future... or present... or... *barges in room* Nick! Hurry! The demons are attacking! They even smashed your car! NO! Not my car! Wait... I don't even have a car. Well the license plate said "I <3 NICK" on it. That wasn't mine. Then who's was it?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Who wrecked my car!?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It probably doesn't matter. Now let's get a team of our friends and destroy the demons!-----------------------------------------About a hundred phone calls later-------------------------------------------------
None of our friends want to help. It was either that or they were dead. So we're stuck with Larry, Gumshoe, Edgeworth, Pearls, Godot, Payne, Frany, Clavier, Appolo, me, and you. That should be enough, right? You wish. We're all meeting here in ten minutes.------------------------------------------------Ten minutes later----------------------------------------------------------
Let's all start by stating why we're here. We'll start with Edgeworth. They destroyed my car! Gumshoe? They destroyed Mr. Edgeworth's car. Godot? They put cream and sugar in thier coffee. Right... Franny? They captured my father! But he's dead. Oh... wait... Pearls? They're threatening you're love with Mystic Maya! Wow... For once she's right. Appolo? You offered me and Clavier a thousand bucks each. Oh, right. By the way, Edgeworth, I need to borrow a thousand dollars. Sure! Here you go. Detective! Give me a thousand dollars! Aw... there goes my collage fund. So, let's go kick some- What about me!? No one cares, Payne. *sniffle*To be continued...
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Hey, everyone! Let's be furries!Everybody else:
| NO! |
All right then.
You can't stop the bacon. Nobody can stop the baaaaacooooooon!
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Hey, dude. Hey. What's up? Ah, man, Apollo sent me a friend request. What, seriously? Yeah. I can't stand him. He's such a dork. Oh, yeah, I know. He hangs out with that blond guy who used to street perform outside my office. Wow. I really don't want to accept it, because he'll stick me in his top 8 to look cool and then people are gonna see... Yeah, I see your point. HAY GUYZ!!! Hi Apollo. NICK, d00d! DID U GET MAH FR? *sigh* Yes. DID U PUT ME IN UR TOP 8? Um, well, yeah, sorry, man, my computer broke down. w8, then y r u in my f-list? ...What!? How the hell is that possible? Y..Ya...I put him in mah top 8 and everything. Who is this guy!? *walks in* Hey man, I accepted your request. OH CRAP NOT AGAI---*sucked into time-space continuum rift* HOLY...HOW'D YOU DO THAT!?
*runs in* Hey! You took me out of your top 8! Sorry, dude. Hobos 'fore bros. I'm confused.... Spare a dollar for a broken soul? ....F*ck you. Ugh, they always say that.
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You're a witness I suppose. State your name and Profession. NO! Name, now! NUH-UH! I-I don't want to have to-NUH-UH! NAME!NO!NAME! NUH-UH NO!!!!!!Profession? What?YOUR NAME! GIVE ME YOUR NAME! NO NUH-UH NO NUH-UH NO!!! YOUR NAME!!!! STATE YO MOTHA-F***ING NAME! AND PROFESSION!!!Okay.....You gonna be good? Yeah..... Good. What the hell was that? Look, I get mad, okay? It's..normal human traits, alright? Yeah, alright......Betty. Wah hah! Betty! and *laughs* Woo! Never laughed that hard before. You're all dicks. That's what yo mama said! WOOHHHHHHHHH! and *laughs* *leaves the courtroom* Oh come on Edgeworth it was just a joke! Well,that's just dandy Phoenix, no prosecutor. So, does this mean I win? No, means you're guilty. ASSHOLE! That's all for the-
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THE OCTOROKS ARE COMING! THE OCTOROKS ARE COMING!
Batten down the hatches! Close the doors! Lock the windows! Hide the coffee! Raep tiem! Shut up, Gant! Aw, crap! Here they come!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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The army of Octoroks break the windows with thier rocks and come marching into the courtroom!
Aww man, we're DONE for!
DOOMIE-DOOM-DOOMED! I'm never eating tako-flavored ramen again...
Hand over the bean juice and we won't hurt you...much. Never! C'mon, Godot!!! Just let them have the coffee! NO!!! Not my preciousss... All right, you asked for it!
OCTOROK'D!
Ow...sticks and stones may break my bones...but I STILL HAVE MY COFFEE!!!To be continued...
You can't stop the bacon. Nobody can stop the baaaaacooooooon!
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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I wish I was Mr. Ej-ee-worth. He's kissed more boys than I have. GIRLS, Pearly. Boys kiss girls. Does that meen that Mr. Ej-ee-worth and Mr. Nick aren't boys? That TWO TIMING SON OF A- Maya! I'm back from Edgeworth's bathroom! I mean office! I mean the laundromat! *slaps Phoenix upside the head*
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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Uhm....guys? What the hell is that thing? It's a DEATH RAY! *slaps Phoenix* I mean, It's NOT a death ray! *slaps Phoenix* I mean, I didn't say anything! Hmmmm....
You can't stop the bacon. Nobody can stop the baaaaacooooooon!
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.
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-District Courtroom #3-
: "Is court ready to begin? .....Prosecution?" : "!!!~" : "Defense?" : "...!" : "Not even the jury is muttering... Say, what's wrong n-! *gasp*"
: "The power of Norris compels you."
: "...you mean to say that the defendant is none other than Chuck Norris...": "That about sums it up." : "......" : "For the sake of humanity, I find Mr. Chuck Norris" 
: "May god have mercy on our souls..."
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: Mia, you have to tell me what the afterlife is like.
: It's pretty freaking boring. : R... really? : Well, I don't know anyone up there. Except for my mum and grandma of course. But I mean like friends. Why do you think I keep coming back here? : *blush* You... like spending time with me? : Of course! I can't wait for the day when we can truly be together again. : Awwwww, I'm looking forward to it too. : Waaaaaaaait.....
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Dude, I just met this girl, and she's, like, totally into me! You told me already. Alissa, right? No, I'm done with Alissa! Don't you ever say that name again! This one's different. (... I'm almost afraid to ask.) She... she's really shy and quiet, but sooooo sweet! She bakes things for me! And she has the cutest little laugh, like... "Hee.... hee.... hee..."
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http://scienceblogs.com/omnibrain/2007/03/chuch_norris_is_going_to_kick.php
http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2007/07/chuck_norris_displays_his_igno.php
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/05/he_must_be_getting_old_and_slo.php
http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2007/04/chuck_norris_on_vt_shootings_1.php
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/10/chuck_norris_facts.php
http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2005/09/chuck_norris_spinkicks_charles.php
...Chuck Norris suddenly just lost his awesome.
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and *asleep over a pile of paperwork in the outer office* *drawing all over Gumshoe's face* Hmph. Aah! Von Karma! Er, hello, we've been busy working on... You do know your child is using Scruffy for a coloring book, right? Er, what? *goes to check* Aaaa! Pearly!
Eep! Snrk-bzuh! Huh? What? ..Ack! What did you do to Detective Gumshoe?! Mr. Larry said that the world is a canvas, and I should make use of it whenever it presents itself! I don't think he meant people too, Pearls! What? What's up, pals? You may want to look in the mirror, Gumshoe. Huh? I...aaahhhhh! What the heck?! What kind of sicko would do this, pal?! ....
..Uh, that is. The kitty-cat on my forehead's pretty good. Better'n I could do!
I'm an artist like Mr. Larry! Er, I think you'd better clean up, Detective. C'mere, I'll help. Foolish fools, and their foolish children. How professional! Er, right. Now about that... Nnghh... Detective, you okay? S-sure, sure, pal. Maya helped me get the marker off. Like it was never...there... Clean as a whistle! This is good stuff! Maya! Is that Goop-Off?? Nope! Similar, but off-brand! It's even more powerful! It's got a nice orange-y smell. Hey, anybody else see a bunch of little floating sparkly lights? Miss Fey, I don't think you're supposed to use that on a person! Especially not the face! Whoops. *keels over* Wonderful, Mr. Phoenix Wright. Looks like your scruffy little helper's brain is fried even more than usual. With no extra scruffy help to twist things around with, I look forward to our upcoming battle! Urk.
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