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We went bowling last night. And when the clerk got a strike, she said this out of excitement...
"I can't believe you put em all down with one ball?! Surely it could happen in typing as well??"
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Jesus Freaks... UNITE!
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"Yes! I've earned my balls!!" He said this because he's in soccor but moving along...Me and my half-sis looked at him, both of our eyebrows raised and then we hit the floor laughing hard and he ran back into his room and hid for the rest of the day.
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OHEMJEEE.
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-tries to remember a Teefa or AcroH8r quote-
Oh, yeah.
Just a note, all: I haven't been on in a while, so I'm trying to get my little persona here back in order. I won't be on as much in the future, maybe a few times a week. Sorry!
Proud PxM shipper.
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Short girl- *describing her beagle* And he's so hyper and nuts and whacky, but he's sooo cute!
My friend- No offense, but I think beagles are obnoxious.
This is one I said.
Different friend- Smart-ass
Me- Objection! You've never seen my ass.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Me: Cause no one's calling you? *Recieves angry glare*
*Another friend walks by*
Me: HEY DAN! I got a riddle for you, "Why wouldn't a phone ring?"
Dan: Cause that person has no friends?
Then we all laffed, and I got sacked ^^
cool!!!!
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Does it count if it was a friends relative?
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Proud PxM shipper.
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Me: How would you spell her first name?
Friend: B-I-T-C-H.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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That one girl
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So she was like.
"Well... I'll just have to cover my hair... and my face... and my largeness... and my prettiness... and my"
It just goes on from there.
Also, the best thing I have ever said-- "tu madre es muy feliz en el bano"
This is so shippable just because of one conversation.
Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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(At this point, I have burst into uncontrollable laughter and must make a friend say it for me.)
This is so shippable just because of one conversation.
Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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ha...ha?
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Because that sentence is a combination of complete abstract thoughts and toilet humor.
This is so shippable just because of one conversation.
Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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That one girl
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Anyways.
It means your mother is very happy in the bathroom.
Now, I don't want you getting perverted thoughts.
Because that sentence was structured out of most of my Spanish knowledge, which is the size of a pinhead.
This is so shippable just because of one conversation.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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I know what you mean, except replace "Spanish" with "French" and "2" with "3 or 4" and "semesters" with "years" ^^
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Brother: Look mom's got new glasses!
My mom is wearing 1977 style glasses.
Me: Soon as you know it, she's gonna go to the roller rink and skate to the BeeGees.
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You think that's bad?
Try having bilengual parents who speak to you in spanish most of the time, and having taken 3 years of it.
And still not being able to construct a sentence. And you get your parents to do the HW for you.
Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Evan: Dont worry, all call him *dials phone*
Hey Josh?
Heres the teacher *Gives phone to teacher*
Teacher: Josh? I saw you before class, where are you? Skipping?
...
Well, at least your honest...
Well next class you have a detention!
...... *looks at phone*
He hung up on me ><
(Ya I know, this could go in the Funny things you teacher said thread as well, but, I think its fine here >>)
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He kept screaming:
"Grab the Sword! Grab the Sword! The sword is the best gun in the game!"
Not really hilarious, but it's in my book 'o quotes.
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Look it!
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Jen: I have upgraded! I am now Business Womyn Jen and I am off to do stuff with my new found 'Y' power!
Go Super Dragon!
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*missed a marker*
"YOU SHOT Them!"
Can't think of anymore off the top of my head
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*Friend looks over at screen*
friend: What. The. Fuck. No really, what are you some kinda dog? AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? You just caught a flying plate? And who are those guys? AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY DANCING???
(You'll prolly only get it if you've PLAYED EBA >>)
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*Friend looks over at screen*
friend: What. The. Fuck. No really, what are you some kinda dog? AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? You just caught a flying plate? And who are those guys? AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY DANCING???
(You'll prolly only get it if you've PLAYED EBA >>)
Yeah, my friends did that to me.
Here's one:
*playing EBA*
*Freshmen I know looks at the bottom screen*
Freshmen: Is that the Lawyer game you're always playing?
Me: Lawyer game?! How do you think this is a lawyer game??
Freshmen: Well, aren't those lawyers? *Points at agents*
Me: No.....how do lawers even get away with dancing in court?
Freshmen: Like this...... *starts dancing* Ob-jec-tion!~
XD
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But I wasn't even playing as the agents, and, believe it or not, Its a hell of a lot harder to explain the game with cheerleaders dancing around everywhere >>
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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"I refuse to play video games for a spiritual reason. You see, I refuse to play a video game because a machine would commonly defeat me. That would lower my spirits. Keep in note I said 'spiritual' not 'religious'."
When some people were talking about Southern style speech (i.e. "y'all" Lotta Hart's speech.) one person said "My ears sunk down when I went south to Texas!"
Lovely Rita
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Me: I bet you think she's hot, you'd prolly hit that.
Friend 1: You bet she is, and I would hit her right here too!
Friend 2: Heck yeah, I would too.
Girl were talking about: *walks by and hear's our convo* Stop it guys your making me blush~!
Friend 1: Wait, black people can blush?
I dunno why but I laughed so hard after that.
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見たのか・・・！
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*Friend looks over at screen*
friend: What. The. Fuck. No really, what are you some kinda dog? AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? You just caught a flying plate? And who are those guys? AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY DANCING???
(You'll prolly only get it if you've PLAYED EBA >>)
Highway Star xD
I get stranger looks from the dance in Makes No Difference :x
Yuki Fan~!
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:Ace Author has a nice ring to it...
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Me: (About case 2 game 2) So who do you think dunnit?
Him: Pearl. Look at that expression. She's got the key, she's got the shadieness... She did it
At New Years Party:
We had gotten sparkling grape juice to celebrate. It was a smaller bottle then it looked, and I accidently ended up finishing most of it myself.
Him: Pass the grape juice.Me: Er........
Him: You didn't...
Me: Um....... It was the cat.
Him: YOU DRUNKEN FOOL!
When I was bored, and I was treating my life like a text adventure.
Me: I talk to (friend). I lose one boredom point.
Him: Ok.
Me: I pet my cat. I lose 10 boredom points.
Him: WHAT?! I'M PLAYING SECOND FIDDLE TO A CAT?!
Him: (about game 1 case 5 into the mic) CHUCK NORRIS! (Hold It!). Hold it?! It should give me a Not Guilty verdict right now!
Him: (Ranting, and not listening to me)
Me: (NAME!)!ORIHIME!
Him: (Shuts up. Thoughful pause)
Me: Now that I have your attention, you perv...
( You would only get that if you watch/ read Bleach, but Orihime is a... rather... well she portrudes in a certain area. (Translation: She has large breasts) and my friend is obsessed with her.
(Us trying to play a fantasy game like thing that I invented over the phone)
Me: Seriously. What's the next charecter you want?
HIm: Nortrous Daphnes Hyrule. (I know I spelled it wrong)
Me: No. He's dead.
Him: King of Red Lions.
Me: He's got no attacks.
Him: Bombs.
Me: That's one.
Him: Sail attack! No No! Drift! Float. Float. Drift. Cruise. Float. Swim. Crash into rocks and die.
Me: How about Jade the Necromancer?
Him: YOu and your crazy ideas. How is Jade better then the all powerful talkin boat?!
Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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One of my personal Fav's ^^
The other day I broke my poor DS ;_;
Today
Me: GOD >< I wouldn't be so bored If SOMEONE hadn't broke my DS *fist shake*
Friend: Who broke it?!?!?!?
Me: Oh, it was me
Friend: ...
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