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The Metal is on Guitar Hero III, that's how I knew what the song was :P
Also, his first name is Jaques. Care to guess his last name?
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Ye mean for your song, correct?
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Yeah, the Jaques one. You just have to guess his last name and the song name :P
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*sighs*

Jeez... when the first FOUR words aren't even used in any songs, in a row, it gets a LOOOT harder. XD!

I even tried using a translation website, making the word French, and THEN searching, and still no luck! Ye sure ye spelled "Jaques" right? Ye sure it's not "Jacques"?
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I can't find anyone who knows this song. I've asked everyone. I even went to Juliard to ask people!

I am going to issue a subpoena for all the information on this song.

*Hands ApolloJusticeRocks a subpoena*
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...........

*Whips AJR*

GET THE SONG, FOOL!
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*whips Wrestlemania back* I KNOW THE SONG, FOOL!
It's easy, I can't believe you guys didn't get it...
BTW my bad Wrestlemania; it actually is Jacques. My bad! >__<
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GRRRR!!!!!!!!!

:ka-whip: FOOL!!!
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Wrestlemania wrote:
GRRRR!!!!!!!!!

:ka-whip: FOOL!!!


HOLD IT!!

AJR is bluffing. I can feel it.

Press the witness!
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Can we press a witness when they aren't even in the courtroom? (Sees they're offline)
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Just press her when she comes back.
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Nobody can press me, fool! :ka-whip:
BTW, his first name is Jacques and his middle name is Jake. C'mon! SOMEBODY has to guess his last name and the song for a cookie! *waves :cookie: around*
( Psst...he can balance a guitar on one finger. :P)
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Wrestlemania wrote:
No I can't do that... but here's My version of "The Metal" called "The Phoenix"! (contains spoilers for prosecutors and thus, cases)

Spoiler: spoilers for the first 3 games, and also... SPACE SAVING GOODNESS!
:maya: Nick! We won again!
:phoenix: I know... as is normal for me.
:toaster: Wh... What are you talking about, Trite?
:phoenix: It's very simple, Mr. Godot...

:rock'n: *guitar starts*

:phoenix: (speaking) You can't kill the Phoenix...
The Phoenix will live on........

Edgeworth tried to kill the Phoenix...
But he failed!... As he was smited... to the ground!

The von Karmas tried to kill the Phoenix...
But they failed!... As they were stricken down... to the ground!

Payne tried to kill the Phoenix...
Hahahahaha!!! HE FAILED! As he was thrown to the ground!!!

:rock'n: *guitar starts up more*

:object: AIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!

:rock'n: *brief interlude*

:object: AIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!

:rock'n: *guitar interlude*

(Harmonizing)

:rock'n: *guitar dies down, but is still audible*

:payne: :edgeworth: :karma: :franny: :godot: No one can destrooooy the Phoeeeniiiix...
The Phoenix will strike you down with a vicious bloooowwww...
Weee are the van-quished foooees of the Phoeeeniiiiiix...
We tried to win for why we do not knooooowwwww...

:rock'n: :guitar becomes a lot more powerful*

(Singing now)
:phoenix: Von Kar-mas tried to des-troy the Phoe-nix
But the Phoe-nix had its waaaaayyyyyy...
Edgeworth then tried to de-throne the Phoe-nix
But the Phoenix was in the waaaaayyyyyy...
Payne had tried to des-troy the Phoe-nix
But Phoe-nix was much too strooooooooong...
Go-dot tried to de-file the Phoenix
But Go-dot was pro-ven wrooooong.......

YEAH!!!

:rock'n: *guitar solo*

:object: THE PHOENIX!
:object: IT COMES FROM HELL!

:rock'n: *plays the concluding solo*


:phoenix: See? And that's why you'll never beat me.

:toaster: ..... I can still make THIS happen!

*whoosh* *CRACK*

:coffee: ... true.


Well?

THAT WAS PURE AWESOME. YOU ROCK!
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Hmm... The only Jacques fellow I know of is the one on this card...


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:karma: Devil May Cry? OK. WAH!

:Pizza2: ARGH! YOU'VE REALIZED MY IDENTITY! NOW I MUST HIDE MY FACE SO YOU CAN'T RECOGNIZE ME...like.

:udgy: It seems as though Wright has won. Is there anything left that you wish to say, Von Karma?
:karma: Yesterday, all my weaknesses seemed so faraway.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why he had to win
I don't know he wouldn't say.
I said something wrong,
Now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, objecting was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Why he had to win
I don't know he wouldn't say.
I said something wrong,
Now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, objecting was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.
:edgeworth: Wright, now I almost feel sorry for him.
:karma: I still hate your guts and want you to die!
:edgeworth: ....it's passed. Thank God.
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To GamerErman's second-most recent post, Thanks, pal! I decided to do that before I continue work on Velvet Revolvers' "Slither", PW style.

LOVED the final line from Edgeworth in your most recent one. XD!

:karma: You pissed me off a bit too much this time, Damon.
:gantdown: Now, now, Manny, lets not be hasty here...
:karma: Imma taze u...
:gantdown: Please, no, not again...
:karma: Imma Taze U...
:gantdown: Have mercy, Manny!
:karma: IMMA TAZE U...
:gantdown: NO! PLEASE!
:taser: TAAAAAAAAZEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:zap: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:karma: ...
:gantdown: ...
:karma: ..........
:gantdown: ..........
:karma: ......................... I tazed U.
:gantdown: Can I leave now? I still have stuff to d-
:taser: AFTERSHOCK!!!!!!!!!!
:zap: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:franny: GENIUS PEOPLE WITH THEIR GENIUSLY INGENIOUS ACTIONS!

:salute: I feel like the luckiest girl ever, sir!
:sadshoe: I hate seeing you happy.

:adrian-crunch: I won't trust your words, Franziska!
:franny: Why should you? I'm not perfect!
:phoenix: OBJECTION! YOU ARE PERFECT!
:udgy: Do I sense rivals in love?
:franny: Yes!

:lana: What's your favorite song?
:gant: THIS IS A SONG EVERYONE SHOULD SING!
Rape me
Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one, IIIII I'm not the only one, IIIII I'm not the only one, IIIII
I'm not the only one...

Hate me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me, my friend

I'm not the only one, IIIII I'm not the only one, IIIII I'm not the only one, IIIII
I'm not the only one...

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
I appreciate your concern
You're gonna stink and burn

Rape me
Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Rape me, again

I'm not the only one, IIIII I'm not the only one, IIIII I'm not the only one, IIIII
I'm not the only one...

Rape me!!! Rape me!!! Rape me!!! Rape me!!! Rape me!!! Rape me!!! Rape me!!! Rape me!!!
Rape me!!!
:larry: I sang that song to my girlfriend and she dumped me! Can you believe it?!
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^ Gant rape song...O_O
I'll give away the answer if somebody doesn't guess RIGHT NOW! Nobody will get the cookie...* looks drooling at :cookie:*
It will be MINE if nobody answers!
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You know, by saying that comment, AJR, you are actually saying that you'll give the answer as soon as your post is read, making it meaningless to post a response because you are giving out the cookie regardless and because of that there's no real purpose of answering now...

*collapses from speech*
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:edgy: Hey Nick! How many jokes are there about awyers?
:phoenix: Nunno. How many are there, Miles?
:edgy: Two! Everything else is 100% true!
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:phoenix: I know what I'm doing.
:udgy: Me too.
:stiles: Me three.
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Spoiler: space saver
:scientific: This was a triumph.
:notes: I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
:sassy: It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
:raygun: And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.


I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a pyre.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
:Keko-hands: maybe Black Mesa...
:haha: THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.


and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive

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:radio: Ha Ha Halt! Who goes there? Welcome to Wright & Co. after hours. The building is compleetly deserted so if you are here to deliver a packade and/or rob us, there is no one here to sign for it slash stop you.
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:think: I'll take the case!... I think.
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:meekins: And the judge for this case is... Judge, the Mind Taker!
:udgy: Uuuiiiiii...
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:sassy: Mr. Wright! I come from the future!
:ack: ONG! Do you bring a warning about the Apocalypse?
:sassy: What? No. Your older self asked me to bring you the data on all your games of poker in the next seven years.
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:udgy: I declare the defendant, Phoenix Wright:
:guilty:
:youngmia: Nooooooo...
:mia: Mia! What are you doing? You changed the future! You created a time paradox!
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:godot: I love those old 3D movies!
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:hyde: No, I won't do your stupid puzzle for you!
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:gbaglove: *poke* *poke* *poke*
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:foam: The cake is a lie!
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:ka-whip: Crucio!
:ack: That's even worse than that whip!
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:edgy: Hey Nick! What is black and would look good on a lawyer?
:phoenix: Nunno. What would, Miles?
:edgy: A doberman!
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Aside from some typos there, not bad!

:maya-shock: (sounding like Chris Farley) Oh my Freakin' LOOOORD!
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:udgy: Well, I do believe that this case is over. I just got a dvd of Blade Runner with SURROUND SOUND! If any of you want me for anything BESIDES an appeal, just give me a ring of my iPhone! Oh, and the Defendant is Guilty, just to add a plot twist that I'm not as clueless as you think, Mr. Wright...

:ack: :wacky-edgy: :spload: :glasses: - WH-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

:aiga: -I knew it the whole time!
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Wrestlemania wrote:
You know, by saying that comment, AJR, you are actually saying that you'll give the answer as soon as your post is read, making it meaningless to post a response because you are giving out the cookie regardless and because of that there's no real purpose of answering now...

*collapses from speech*


No, I meant you get a few more chances to try and guess, I'm not saying that I'll post the answer as soon as my other post is read, so you actually still can answer if you'd like a :cookie:! It's still yummy and I'll give anybody a whole box if you guess the song by myserious Jacques Jake _______ and the song title is: _______________ ( _ for blank, meaning quote this post and put down your response if you're willing to get a :cookie:! * dramatically waves the cookie around, drooling*
@MnHttnA.D.A: :ka-whip: NOBODY CAN PRESS ME, I KNOW YOUR TRICKS, ALRIGHT?! *tackles MnHttnA.D.A* YEAH!
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:edgeworth: )
:franny: )
:godot: )
:karma: )--------------------"You don't need evidence. I'll just take your word for it."
:damon: )
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Meant for mindless fools, but not for me.
Oh, it tries to get me.
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ApolloJusticeRocks wrote:
Wrestlemania wrote:
You know, by saying that comment, AJR, you are actually saying that you'll give the answer as soon as your post is read, making it meaningless to post a response because you are giving out the cookie regardless and because of that there's no real purpose of answering now...

*collapses from speech*


No, I meant you get a few more chances to try and guess, I'm not saying that I'll post the answer as soon as my other post is read, so you actually still can answer if you'd like a :cookie:! It's still yummy and I'll give anybody a whole box if you guess the song by myserious Jacques Jake _______ and the song title is: _______________ ( _ for blank, meaning quote this post and put down your response if you're willing to get a :cookie:! * dramatically waves the cookie around, drooling*
@MnHttnA.D.A: :ka-whip: NOBODY CAN PRESS ME, I KNOW YOUR TRICKS, ALRIGHT?! *tackles MnHttnA.D.A* YEAH!


*Dodges tackle*

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:uramidn: ha... ha... ha...

:gregory: I'm not dead

:godot: I hate coffee
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You guys, I'll give you like a day to reply. If you don't, then I will give away the answer and take all the fun out of finding out the answer. Got it? Good. :sadshoe: I sounded too strict there...sorry!
@MnHttnA.D.A: DON'T LIE! I DID TACKLE YOU! *tackles again*
Now, to the topic...

Spoiler: GS1-3
:marshall: Hey, Ema! How's it been, pardner?
:ema: Oh, it's nothing, Jake. Being a scientific investigator is hard work!
:marshall: I bet. Okay, so can you sneak some SL-9 evidence out for me? Just enter with old Damon, he won't suspect you!
:ema-shock: But that's an offense, Jake!
:marshal: ....I need to know what happened to my brother, okay? I don't know what happened at the trial, so I need the evidence. I need to know the truth about what happened in SL-9.
:yummy:Whatever you say, Marshall.
Later...
:damon: So you need to go to the evidence room?
:scientific: YES SIR!
:gant: Permission granted. Borrow my card, and don't go murdering anybody in there, y'hear?
:scientific: Yes sir! *runs to room, but stops when she sees Goodman in there*
:goodman: Top of the mornin' to ya!
:ema-shock: OMG! *faints*
:knock-knock: * pulls off costume* Like, it is so, like, HOT in that costume! Now to find Gummy's locker and take his wallet for him...

:toaster: .....Trite, you win.
:nick: Huh?
:godot: I was just a traveler, walking down the streets,
when an old beggar comes to me and says he needs some seeds.
I gave him some apple seeds, to shine his place one day,
and when he got a house, this is what he had to say...

Chorus:
"That seeds help my life grow on, and I can't thank you enough.
Ever since I was a little boy, my father wanted me to grow up tough.
Well, I guess he was right. Because if I was tougher, I wouldn't be where I am today.
Now, have a good day, let me give you some pay, and I'll meet you someday."
His voice rang loud and clear, as I popped open my favorite beer,
thinking about the life I've been livin', thinking about that made me shed a tear.
Why is this happening to me? I haven't be able to find that answer since.
Now whenever someone brings it up, I always manage to wince.
I guess I need to grow back into my life.

In the classroom, the teacher glared at me.
She said, where is your book again? Why can't she leave it be?
I think I've been the outcast, the one that was different.
Everybody stared at me, like it was so important.
I don't wanna live this way, and I ain't gonna go back nooow.
Then I saw that beggar on the street, looking up into my eyes.
And this is what he said to me, while I gasped in suprise...

Chorus


:phoenix: SHADDAP! D:<<<<<

:godot: Why have I been the lonley one, why was I the worst?
Why was I the loser, the one everybody made fun of most?
That answer hasn't been made clear yet, and it hasn't even now.
All I can do is think back to my past, and shout "Wow."
The beggar came up to me, looking as happy as day.
I listened to him clear eared, and this is what he had to say...

Chorus

Yeah...
*bows, but nobody claps except Larry from the audience.
:butz: WHAT?! HE WAS GOOD!
Everyone Else: ....O_O okayyyyyyyyyy...
:udgy: Godot, you are so totally GUILTY of, like, being weirdo and stuff.
:udgy: Mimi, please get out of my chair.
:knock-knock: Like, awww...
:udgy: Now then, Godot, are you confessing to the murder of Elise Deauxnim?
:godot: Yes, amigo. It's Diego Armando now, okay?
:udgy: *ahem* Okay, sorry, Mr. Armando. ALTHOUGH YOU'RE CONFESSING, YOU SOUNDED HORRIBLE SINGING, SO IRIS IS GUILTY, COURT IS ADJOURNED!
:ayame: ..............D:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< MR. ARMANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*gavel*
:nick-sweat: [ Talk about unexpected turn of events...O_O]

:zenitora: CRUNCH TIME! No I didn't murder Glen Elg. He was such a good man!

:adrian: I got another note! " ADRIAN YOU GET OUT OF THE LIBRARY! I WILL JUST GET THE HAMSTER TO CRAP ON YOUR THUMB SO YOU CAN NEVER SUCK IT AGAIN! ALSO, Cat In The Hat IS OVERDUE! - SIGNED, THE LIBRARIAN" LOL, total rockin'! Celeste? I so hated her! I am so in love with Matt, I want to kiss him and hug him and squeeze him and...you get the idea. PS, Juan is a real horrible person! Spying on people! Like, what a meanie!

:will: STEEL SAMURAI IS GAY! I WATCH PUNK ROCKER AWESOME TOTAL ROCKS SHOW! I show my face in public all the time too. I have a super awesome photo in In Touch!

:keiko: SUBWAY, EAT FRESH! BUY THE NEW GLEN ELG MURDER SUB, CREATED BY ANGEL STARR, FOR ONLY $100! IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE MURDER SCENE IN PERFECT DETAIL, SO THAT'S WHY IT'S SUCH A HIGH PRICE! YEAH!

:uramidn: Cookies? Nah, I bought everything at Sobeys.

:chinami: I AM NOT IRIS' SISTER! SHE'S A MEANIE, AND I ALMOST KILLED HER, EXCEPT SHE GOT AWAY... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

:eh?: Salary time, salary time, I got me some money on salary time.
:nick-sweat: NOT AGAIN! NOT ANOTHER SONG, PLEASE!
:eh?: I also stole the Cheif's card so could go in his office, like totally awesomes! The evidence is MINE! SL-9 is going to be solved ONCE AND FOR ALL!

:beef: Prince? Oh, you mean Dustin! Yeah, his injuries are minor, he's going to be fine.
:nick-sweat: Um...isn't he dead?!
:enguard: Heh, you guys suck, I rule!


:sob: LIKE, SO TOTALLY WAHHHHHHHHHH!
:nixiesob: You're my totally new best friend!
:sob: LIKE, OKAYYYYYYYY!

:cody: Guess what, Steel Samurai's gay! The guy playing him even said so!
:peal-shock: What? Really?
:cody: Yeah! It's all weird, but I watch Kid's Masterpiece Theatre! It's so educational!
:pearly: I know! It's so fun, when you have to copy the Mona Lisa on paper and submit it to the director of the show! I wonder what I got?
:cody: It think I passed. Remember the part when...
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I found Jacques Jack Fournier, but... he's a major-league baseball player, who's dead.

I'll keep looking... and finishing my "Slither" song, PW style... but I doubt it will get any better for me than "The Phoenix" on the previous page.
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The Law is just a Game...

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ApolloJusticeRocks wrote:
You guys, I'll give you like a day to reply. If you don't, then I will give away the answer and take all the fun out of finding out the answer. Got it? Good. :sadshoe: I sounded too strict there...sorry!
@MnHttnA.D.A: DON'T LIE! I DID TACKLE YOU! *tackles again*


Ha! Show me the definitive evidence!
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:edgeworth: Wright, who gives a shit about definitive evidence? I don't!

:sob: Why didn't Acro kill that damn clown instead?!

:larry: Nick?
:phoenix: What now?
:larry: WILL YOU MARRY ME?!
:nick-sweat: No!
:larry: Are you certain?
:ack: GO TO HELL!
:larry: But of course we can go to Hell together!
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:wendy: ...

:phoenix: ...

:edgeworth: ...

:udgy: ...

Onlookers: ...

:wendy: ...I got nothin'...

:zaviaar: A plot twist so M. Night Shamylan-esque, that even I, the great Ace Detective, didn't see it coming! Zvaari!
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:godot: This ol' thing? I once played the VirtualBoy (TM) for over five minutes and now I have to wear a red filter to see anything.
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:udgy: A whip in court? This is madness.
:franny: No Judgey-Wudgey. THIS IS KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
:phoenix: Bad karma, that is.
:ka-whip: Karma smiles on me for having it's perfect name, fool!

:ini: Like, um... like, this , like, is, like, your, like, doom, like, foolish, like, fool.
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:missle: I'll make you an offer you won't understand.
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:edgeworth:: And so your honour... *gives incriminating evidence*

:phoenix:: *gives the thumbs up* APPROVED! HE BE GUILTY! =D
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:gant: Please, Wrighto, stay in my office! You don't have to leave! Ho ho ho!

:phoenix: I SEE NO DANGERS!
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I see plenty danger

*Afterwards*
:nick-sweat: My life.... is over, runied. my mind is scared for ever.
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.

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You kidding me? It's what they would NEVER say!!!

*afterwards*

:phoenix: THAT WAS FUN TIME!
:gantdown: H.... help me........
:karma: TASE!
:zap: DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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