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The fact of the matter is, bringing in electronic equipment is actually NOT ALLOWED.

Next, there would be a student ALONE in the classroom for around 30 mins., with nothing 'cept his, and the other students' projects.

Finally, I get to set up mine BEFORE other people set up theirs...

And lastly, I get to play video games with the excuse that it's "educational".

And by the way? My mark was one of the top ones in the class...

And all I did was ask the students questions so they gave THEMSELVES the answers.

I later used video games a second time for a presentation, but since it was "What is your dream job?" and I chose "Video Game Developer", that doesn't count.
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My Spanish teacher yelled "sheisht!" or something in class and everyone giggled about it and thought it meant "shit." I later asked her what the real word for "shit" is and she replied, "shieza."
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A while back, It was November... I think the 11th. Anyways, I brought in the music for that day (people bring in music that plays right before classes begin, so the students move to their classes faster).

:phoenix: Me.
:keiko: The member of the faculty I'm speaking to.

Alright, a brief preface: I wanted to play November Rain by GnR, because it was raining outside and... it's November. It was the first rainfall of the month.


:phoenix: Excuse me? Are you the person in charge of music?
:keiko: Yes I am! Do you have a song you'd like to have played?
:phoenix: Yes, actually, is "November Rain" okay for today?
:keiko: Of course it is! It's very suitable! After all, it's November, and it's raining right now!
:nick-sweat: (Wow... I didn't notice).

My coat is soaked, and SOMEHOW she can't figure out I just came from outside... and that it's November.
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:kyouya: Me

:garyuu: Yale Galanter, Defense Attorney.


:garyuu: What is the best way to win in Court? Mr. Lee?

:kyouya: Preparedness.

:garyuu: No. If you want to win, you must treat a trial like a safari.

:kyouya: A safari?

:garyuu: Yes. it doesn't matter whether or not you're a Prosecutor or Defense Attorney. If you view a trial like a safari you will always win. The goal of a good hunt is the elimination. Does that not describe a Criminal Trial?

:kyouya: Umm. I don't know about that.

:garyuu: What do you know?

:kyouya: I know I'm afraid of you.
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I SO wanted to add at the end "And Lucius Carpenter" but it IS ye who said those lines...

And is the Defense Attorney a veteran one?
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Well, we do an awards ceremony at my school, for the end of the program. And a team, Creativity Team, does the skits for it. So we were writing down skit ideas, and stuff. Here is what happened.

:phoenix: :maya: :pearl: :edgeworth: = Class
:lana: = My mom, also a director for CT
:adrian: = Math teacher.

:phoenix: :maya: :pearl: :edgeworth: : How about this? This? This? Oh, we have to use this!
:adrian: Hold on, let me write this down. (Picks up marker). (Writes on board)
Board: X=
:lana: It's always X= with you math teachers, isn't it?

The math teacher, so used to teaching Algebra, had automatically written X= on the board.
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Balrog wrote:
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On the last day of 4th grade

Teacher: Wouldn't it suck to be a highschool teacher?
Classmate: What do you mean?
Teacher: Nothing.
Class: ...

I dont get it :yuusaku:


I do, since it DOES suck to be a high school teacher.
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OMFG wrote:
Balrog wrote:
xfma_addictx wrote:
On the last day of 4th grade

Teacher: Wouldn't it suck to be a highschool teacher?
Classmate: What do you mean?
Teacher: Nothing.
Class: ...

I dont get it :yuusaku:


I do, since it DOES suck to be a high school teacher.


... ok... so.......... wheres the joke?
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We have a crazy senile Chemestry teacher and he has a safety goggle poster on his wall that says:
"Carol didnt wear her safety goggles.
Now she doesnt need them"
and has this picture of a blind woman on it.

So people were joking about Carol and stuff and my teacher(his names Mr. Wright XD) got mad and he said "Hey now all of you just stop it! I love Carol!"

Of course we all couldnt help but laughing.
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I SO wanted to add at the end "And Lucius Carpenter" but it IS ye who said those lines...

And is the Defense Attorney a veteran one?


Mr. Galanter (or Yaly, if you're an attorney) has been a Defense Attorney for 20 years. He's quite good.

I saw Lucius destroy someone in Court today. It's like watching Odin from FF7. He just shows up and obliterates everything.
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Well, today I was singing "Oops, I did it again" by Brittany Spears while I was working on some History thing. xD
I was trying to get the vibratos and higher notes (all my classmates were like 'WTH?' and laughing their asses off...) un til the teacher noticed, and she glares at me.

Then she puts on random Buddhism music. LMAO!
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Balrog wrote:
OMFG wrote:
Balrog wrote:

I do, since it DOES suck to be a high school teacher.


... ok... so.......... wheres the joke?

You'll get it when you're older
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My Spanish teacher says really weird stuff. One time in class, someone asked, "I didn't get my workbook. Can I go get it off the shelf?" Then the teacher said, "TSWC!!!" We were all confused. Then he said, "It means, Tell Someone Who Cares. Duh!" That was funny and unexpected.
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OMFG wrote:
You'll get it when you're older

Im older then you >>
Im sorry, I was thinking about the OLD types of jokes, the ones that and humor in them
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Ok, so I had to print off Godot's theme sheet music for my piano/keyboarding class, and my teacher is having trouble with his Mac notebook (there's a running gag in my class where whenever he's having trouble with technology he says "It's here to make our lives better"), and here's what happened:

Teach: I dunno if we can print it, we're running low on toner.
*takes out the large toner thingy from the printer*
Teach: *shaking the toner thingy* Do the toner dance, doo doo doo!
Calvin: That's not gonna work...
Teach: Shh! *inserts the toner thingy* Please work, please! I'm begging you, technology!
Printer: *prints out the music*
Teach: Ha-hey, it worked! Now let's try begging my Mac!

He never got to do what he wanted to do with his Mac...
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MnHttnA.D.A wrote:
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I SO wanted to add at the end "And Lucius Carpenter" but it IS ye who said those lines...

And is the Defense Attorney a veteran one?


Mr. Galanter (or Yaly, if you're an attorney) has been a Defense Attorney for 20 years. He's quite good.

I saw Lucius destroy someone in Court today. It's like watching Odin from FF7. He just shows up and obliterates everything.


Ah, no wonder. Otherwise the idea ye'd take advice like that from someone without SME merit to their name sounds too unlikely.

And I never played FF7, so I'll assume it was like Bahamut from FF8... and does he sound like Snape from the Harry Potter series? Because that's the image I have of 'im now...

But he might have a few pics online, so I'll just check Google images...
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My old teacher used to tell the 3/4-year-olds in the nursery class that people in Australia and New Zealand have to wear gravity boots, or they'll go flying off into space.
And they believed her.
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:phoenix: Me
:will: My Friend
:edgy: Teacher

Btw I just like to note that this teacher is a really nice guy he lets us play Smash Bros at lunch. He also plays PW himself.

:will: Hey go and ask sir 'are you feeling jolly
:phoenix: Why?
:will: Because I have been saying that every time I see him and it's annoying him I will be funny.
:phoenix: ok
:edgy: ...
:phoenix: Hey sir 'Are you feeling jolly * :will: is behing me sitting on a table smling*
:edgeworth: don't start that again.

So Are you feeling jolly?
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Me: Mr. Carmichael, can I close the windows?

Teacher: NO! D<

Me: O__O;;

So funny it was disturbing maybe?
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My old teacher used to tell the 3/4-year-olds in the nursery class that people in Australia and New Zealand have to wear gravity boots, or they'll go flying off into space.
And they believed her.


THATS HORRIBLE!..... So why cant I stop laffing -.-"
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:phoenix: Me.

:sassy: My Science teacher. Recently started.


:phoenix: Excuse me?
:sassy: Yes? What is it?
:phoenix: Can you help me with this question?
:yummy: Can't you ask who's in charge?
:nick-sweat: ...
:yummy: ...
:nick-sweat: .............. that's you.
:ema-shock: Oh yeah!
:oops: Lemme guess: New here?
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This is from my very first Trial.

:kyouya: Me

:javado: Defense Attorney, Ron Oak.

*I was talking to him before the trial started, we were walking to the Courtroom*

:kyouya: Why do we have to do so much paperwork?

:javado: It's the side effect of having a Law Degree.

:kyouya: What's the good side?

:javado: Badges and a nice paycheck.

:kyouya: I know you're not supposed to give me any advice, but, do you have any?

:javado: Just one thing.

:kyouya: Yes?

:javado: It's the first day of school.
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Actually, that doesn't sound too bad!
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Actually, that doesn't sound too bad!


Yeah, it was amazingly funny when I first heard it.
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When it gets to "badges and a nice paycheck" then it's funny... the rest is pretty funny though.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
When it gets to "badges and a nice paycheck" then it's funny... the rest is pretty funny though.


Yes, my Prosecutor badge is quite handy.

And paycheck wise, Ron charges $400 an hour. So it is nice for him.
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:adrian: This whiteboard marker smells weird. -sniffs marker- Ewwww.

:adrian: -sniffs marker again- Ewww...

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:adrian: -sniffs marker- Ewww. I... don't really know. -starts to smell marker-

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MnHttnA.D.A wrote:
Wrestlemania wrote:
When it gets to "badges and a nice paycheck" then it's funny... the rest is pretty funny though.


Yes, my Prosecutor badge is quite handy.

And paycheck wise, Ron charges $400 an hour. So it is nice for him.


:spit:

:toaster: I think the wording was a bit... mistaken.
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XD I GET IT
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*During a lockdown drill, we hadn't turned off our lights. Suddenly the door opened.*

Ms. Fisher: OH MY GOD THE TERRORISTS HAVE A KEY!
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Balrog wrote:
XD I GET IT


Oh for God sake.....

:whip: FOOL!!!
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MnHttnA.D.A wrote:
Wrestlemania wrote:
When it gets to "badges and a nice paycheck" then it's funny... the rest is pretty funny though.


Yes, my Prosecutor badge is quite handy.

And paycheck wise, Ron charges $400 an hour. So it is nice for him.

Can I have your job :larry:.
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.

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The Doctor wrote:
*During a lockdown drill, we hadn't turned off our lights. Suddenly the door opened.*

Ms. Fisher: OH MY GOD THE TERRORISTS HAVE A KEY!


What grade was this class?


And I meant it as a joke towards ANOTHER thread, not this one! (a Ron DeLite topic on another section of the forums)
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MnHttnA.D.A wrote:
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When it gets to "badges and a nice paycheck" then it's funny... the rest is pretty funny though.


Yes, my Prosecutor badge is quite handy.

And paycheck wise, Ron charges $400 an hour. So it is nice for him.

Can I have your job :larry:.


Prosecutors don't get paid by the hour. And NY doesn't pay Prosecutors that well. I come from money, so I don't have to worry about it.
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I remember this as well:

Grade 10 English Class. We were told we can have a debate over a specific issue.

First 4 seconds into it, everyone is yelling to illustrate their points, and the teacher asks us to refrain from speaking in a loud voice...

I don't remember much after that, just that it got reeeally boring for everyong there.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
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*During a lockdown drill, we hadn't turned off our lights. Suddenly the door opened.*

Ms. Fisher: OH MY GOD THE TERRORISTS HAVE A KEY!


What grade was this class?


9-12.
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*In my Anthropology exam*
Teacher: Ok heres how it works, if you have your cell phone with you I suggest you turn it off, because, if your cell phone rings here *points at front of room, where all our bags were* All im going to do is make fun of your ringtone BUT if it rings and you have it IM ANSWERING IT
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After the weekend of the announcement of Dumbledore's sexual orientation.

My chemistry teacher: I WENT GAY FOR DUMBLEDORE!!

the first thing she said as walking in the classroom.
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I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.

https://rapecrisis.org.uk/ https://www.samaritans.org/


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:kyouya: Me

:jake: Daniel Marion (friend of mine from Law School)

:garyuu: Judge Don Stricklin

*This is from a mock Trial my first year of Law School, the jury was deliberating*

:garyuu: So, do you kids like the Law?

:kyouya: / :jake: Yes, Your Honor.

:garyuu: Do you always talk together?

:kyouya: / :jake: Yes, Your Honor.

:garyuu: Ok. That's not creepy at all.

:kyouya: It could be worse.

:garyuu: I guess. So who here is the winner?

:kyouya: / :jake: I am.

:garyuu: Oh, for God's sake. Look, the jury is back. Bailiff! SEND IN THE CLOWNS!

:kyouya: Objection?

:garyuu: What grounds?

:kyouya: Calling the Jury, "Clowns"?

:garyuu: Overruled. Ok, you two, here's a thing to remember. Juries are like seagulls. All they do is eat, shit and squawk.
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My Trial Record, 14-0. I support Klavi & Krissi.

Where there is a law, I'll enforce it!
Where there is a crime, I'll prosecute it!
Where there is a victim, I'll fight for them!
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