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This does fit me...

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Spoiler:
:grey: I truly have to forgive that nurse


:grossburg: Mia never was very good at law

:igarashi: I'm Happy!

:eh?: Wow phoenix, you really are better than edgeworth
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:zaviaar: Viola!

(Not the name.)
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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:phoenix: Alas, poor Manfred, for I knew him!

:franny: Leave Brittany alone!

:godot: Hey Mia, I got a couple to tickets to a play.
:mia-maya: Cool! What is it?
:godot: Waiting For Godot.

:phoenix: Hey Franziska, what are you playing on your DS?
:franny: Nintendogs. I saw some fool playing with a whip on this game. It turns out it was just a rope.
:phoenix: Well then why are you still playing?
:franny: I like to get the dog to grab on the rope and spin them violently until the foolish thing is sent flying!

:jazzgant: Rape. It's what's for dinner.
:pizza: Pizza. :Pizza2: It's what's for dinner.
:sadshoe: Weenies. It's what's for dinner.
Spoiler: GS-3
SPOILS!
:chinami: Poison. It's what's for dinner.
:uramidn: Hee... hee... what she said.


:cough: WHY DOES MY FACE TURN INTO AN X ALL OF A SUDDEN?!

:kissy: Finally someone who doesn't think it's a topknot!
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Wrestlemania wrote:
I found Jacques Jack Fournier, but... he's a major-league baseball player, who's dead.

I'll keep looking... and finishing my "Slither" song, PW style... but I doubt it will get any better for me than "The Phoenix" on the previous page.


*sigh* Nobody got it yet? I'm afraid my next post will have the answer on it... :shelly:
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The Law is just a Game...

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ApolloJusticeRocks wrote:
Wrestlemania wrote:
I found Jacques Jack Fournier, but... he's a major-league baseball player, who's dead.

I'll keep looking... and finishing my "Slither" song, PW style... but I doubt it will get any better for me than "The Phoenix" on the previous page.


*sigh* Nobody got it yet? I'm afraid my next post will have the answer on it... :shelly:


*Uses Court voice*

Now DAMMIT!!!
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Where there is a law, I'll enforce it!
Where there is a crime, I'll prosecute it!
Where there is a victim, I'll fight for them!
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MnHttn, what the hell?

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You use the Mortal Kombat "voice"... or simulate Manfred von Karma's voice! The only voices for intimidation!... Or Vincent Price.
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Okay, so I lied. I wanted to put a few of my ideas down, but my next post for sure will have the *cue dramatic music* DUN DUN DUN ANSWER TO MY MYSTERY QUESTION!!!! Okay, now to the topic.
@MnHttnA.D.A: Can you provide defenitive evidence yourself? If not, then we don't have a case. Case closed.

:payne: I'm the best prosecutor in the whole world! Yeahhhhhhh I'm gonna go rawk with Klavier, homeys! Peace out!
:nick-sweat: [...He went a little overboard there.]

:grossburg: Yeah, I'm the best person EVER!! Even Mia can't beat me, she sucks at law! Why, move her to prosecution, she can be best friends with Lana Skye, not me! Who cares about her?! I mean-
:mia: ....I heard everything you said just now.
:grossburg: ...Crap. ( Darn I can't find any embarassed Grossberg sprites.)

Spoiler: GS1-GS3
:udgy: Lana, do you have any comments before your verdict is sentenced?
:lana: Yes...
:lana: Jake, you were trying to dig up your brother's past,
for me, those memories were never gonna last,
I tried to forgive Damon Gant
but there was a reason that I can't.
It's because of him blackmailing me,
trying to hold Ema as hostage, that was what I could see.
His exchange was for blackmail,
to keep quiet about SL-9.
Well I knew I couldn't do that,
so I tried to grab it last...

Chorus:

I don't wanna die, I don't wanna live, I wanna stay where I am.
I don't want to move an inch, I don't to want to have to wince, I don't want to hear another "bam!"
I don't wanna see your sad face when you look at me with your eyeees.
I can't forgive ya, I can-not tell ya how much pain I'm feelin' right now, it's no suprise...
That the sun ain't gonna rise...
For me.

Ema is my sister, I can't escape that,
when she witnessed that terrible crime, I didn't think I would last.
When Darke tried to kill my sister, I also really missed her,
when I saw her all passed out, I started freaking out.
I didn't know what to say, or what to do,
so I called up somebody I never knew...
Gant controlled my life like a weirdo freak!
I didn't want to talk to him, didn't wanna speak.
I also looked at him with the evil eye,
then I got hit in the face by a flying pie...

Chorus

Y'know, we're almost at the end,
I had to write a letter to send.
It was adressed to Damon Gant,
it's got everything that I've just said.
Boy, is he gonna be suprised,
but I don't care if he looks at me with those eyes...

Chorus

Do you wake up to a scream, or something loud-er?
I had to face my fears for two years, maybe a little long-er.
It's time for me to say goodbye.
Sayanora and have a good time.

* bows and everybody claps and cheers and whistles*
:udgy: ...That was unexpected.
:nick-sweat: [ Sure was...]

:uramidn: He..he..he...I want to sing a song...
:phoenix: Sure!
:uramidn: Do you like waffles?
:larry: :grossburg: :gant: Yeah we like waffles!
:uramidn: Do you like pancakes?
:larry: :grossburg: :gant: Yeah we like pancakes!
:uramidn: Do you like french toast?
:larry: :grossburg: :gant: Yeah we like french toast!
:uramidn: Do dododo can't wait to get a mouthful!
:larry: :grossburg: :gant: Waffles! [ 3 second pause between every Waffles!] Waffles! Waffles!
Do dododo can't wait to get a mouthful!
:uramidn: Do you like waffles?
:larry: :grossburg: :gant: Yeah we like waffles!
:uramidn: Do you like pancakes?
:larry: :grossburg: :gant: Yeah we like pancakes!
:uramidn: Do you like french toast?
:larry: :grossburg: :gant: Yeah we like french toast!
:uramidn: Do dododo can't wait to get a mouthful!

:nick-sweat: O_O...[ Sure didn't expect that...]

:beef: Dusty is my bestest besty best best friend!

:meekins: C'mon Barbie let's go party, uh uh uh yeahhhh... Jake Marshall pretended to be Detective Goodman in the evidence room! Don't look at this spoiler tag if you don't want to be spoiled! Warning!

:yuusaku: I AM NOT MASQUEDEMASQUE! HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO SAY THAT, JAILER?! HUH, PAL?!

:javado: Javado! *casanets*
:nick-sweat: Um...how is that a spoiler?
:javado: Because I'm Diego Armando.
:nick: Okay.
:javado: Oh yeah, and Melissa Foster is Dahlia Hawthorne!
:nick-sweat: Shut yer mouth, Admins are watching your every move!
:javado: Oh...*looks seriously sad*


:will: Let me list some magazines that have my pictures in it: In Touch, Life & Style, OK, Star...

:larry: I sang the song that Lana sang at the trial to my girlfriend and she dumped me, man! I mean, it's a good song at heart! :butz: WHY WON'T SHE LISTEN TO ME, HUH?! SHE'S BEING A SMART ALECK, I KNOW IT! BOY, ARE YOU IN TROUBLE TONIGHT, GIRLIE!

:keiko: Whassup, I run a yo yo yo computa' palace. All ya'll peeps know dat Glen Elg worked her, man? GLEN ELG? GENIUS PROGRAMMA'? Don't 'member? Ah well, das okay.
:nick-sweat: [...What happened to you...?]
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........

You basically said that if MnHttn can't prove you have nothing to show, then you have nothing to show.
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:object: Crunchiize to the Funk House street!
:maya: (Boo!)
:gant: Sound as a nickel in a funky sound!
:welly: Gonna con Sam Sally, who the yacket jars sing!
:moe: I'm, funny. thank you
:acro: DAMN YOU!
:mia: Maya got more money
:javado: Compliment you!
:edgy: I, uh, hug, Andrew!
:bellboy: More soup?
:nick: (It's just scared of Walken in a poncho)
:larry: Red kite!
:grossburg: Sun snake I chew!
:shelly: My money got you climbing on the web
:matt: DIE Q!
:enguard: Mazel tov, no rake yah?
:yuusaku: Try get to honk yah?
:mareka: RAH!



....Don't ask. I'm stuck in Earth vs. Funk mode right now.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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:udgy: You know what Mr. Sawit? You are really an asshole!
:sawit: What? It's the American dream!
:phoenix: You don't actually believe that, do you?
:sawit: Yes, I do!
:phoenix: I'd hate to hear your patriotic song!
:sawit: I'll make you listen to it.
:phoenix: This has nothing to deal with the case!
:sawit: Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we don't know

*starts singing*I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

:sawit: But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
:eh?: :karma: :edgy: Oh no, no way, uh uh.
:sawit: No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
:eh?: :karma: :edgy: Woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
:sawit: I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

:sawit: I'm an asshole :eh?: :karma: :edgy: He's an asshole, what an asshole.
:sawit: I'm an asshole :eh?: :karma: :edgy: He's an asshole, such an asshole.

:sawit: I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

:sawit: I'm an asshole :eh?: :karma: :edgy: Hes an asshole, what an asshole.
:sawit: I'm an asshole :eh?: :karma: :edgy:He's the worlds biggest asshole.

:sawit: Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

:sawit: I'm an asshole :eh?: :karma: :edgy: He's an asshole, what an asshole.
:sawit: I'm an asshole :eh?: :karma: :edgy: He's a real fucking asshole.

:sawit: Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Nah!

:sawit: I'm an asshole :eh?: :karma: :edgy:He's an asshole, what an asshole.
:sawit: Im an asshole :eh?: :karma: :edgy: He's the worlds biggest asshole.

:sawit: *ranting* You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it!
You know why? Because we've got the bombs, thats why!
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?!!!
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?!!!
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

:eh?: Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!
:sawit: Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal? *singing*
I'm an asshole :eh?: :karma: :edgy: He's an asshole, what an asshole!
:sawit: I'm an asshole :eh?: :karma: :edgy: He's the worlds biggest asshole!

:sawit: A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!
Everybody!!!
:eh?: :karma: :edgy: :sawit: A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

:sawit: I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it!
:phoenix: That's the only thing you said I have to agree with. You really are an asshole!
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Why the hell would you use Sahwit? Engarde, White, Gant, Edgeworth, von Karma, GotA, Atmey, Vasquez, Hawthorne...

So many choices... WHY HIM???
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Objection!

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:object: YOU'RE the foolishy foolish fool who foolishly.. wait, how does it go?
:mia: Anyone have an extra bra?
:cody: The Evil Magistrate is awesome!
:acro: Anyone have a tissue?
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Wrestlemania wrote:
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Why the hell would you use Sahwit? Engarde, White, Gant, Edgeworth, von Karma, GotA, Atmey, Vasquez, Hawthorne...

So many choices... WHY HIM???



I do believe that poor Mr. Sahwit doesn't really get many lines at all in the games and is usually forgettable as the witness in 1-1...


Anyway...


:flowsers: Oh la la~ zat mystic maya is ze girl of mah dreams! I shall make her ze greatest hamburger she 'as ever tasted!
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:coffee: I'm SICK of all this muthafuckin coffee in this muthafucking courtroom!
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Wrestlemania wrote:
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Why the hell would you use Sahwit? Engarde, White, Gant, Edgeworth, von Karma, GotA, Atmey, Vasquez, Hawthorne...

So many choices... WHY HIM???

D'OH! I CONFUSED HIM WITH WHITE!
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:phoenix: Approval!

:edgy: It's so great to see you guys!!

:eh?: Wait, I understand everything!

:shoe: woof!

:godot: I'll have a strawberry frappicino, extra whipped cream.

:yogi: *anything coherent*

:payne: I won!

:pearl: maya/edgeworth 4eva!!!!11!
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:yuusaku: St. Anger round my neck... he never gets respect...
:udgy: NO! NOT ANOTHER SONG!
:jazzron: But I wanted to SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

:that-b-word: I love you Feenie! How was that coffee?
:phoenix: Great!
:that-b-word: So you don't feel sick, right?
:phoenix: Not at all!
:that-b-word: That's good!

:ema-shock: So the Earth is round... and here I thought science was full of lies!
:ini: I just ,like, invented a cure for ,like, AIDS and cancer in ,like, 5 minutes!
:scientific: Science strikes again! You're the smartest person I know!
:maya-shock: I thought you said I was the smartest person you knew!
:ema-shock: Er...
:-P I'm the hungriest person in the world!
:yummy: You forgot what you just said before that, didn't you?
:maya: Yes!

:salute: Take me on a date sir!
:sadshoe: I don't like you.
:maggy: Hmph!
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:edgy: Hey, Nick! What do you call 10000 lawyers at the botom of the ocean?
:phoenix: I don't know. What do you call them?
:edgy: A good start!
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Shake it up, baby, now, TWIST AND SHOUT!

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Devil Dan wrote:
:edgy: Hey, Nick! What do you call 10000 lawyers at the botom of the ocean?
:phoenix: I don't know. What do you call them?
:edgy: A good start!

:karma: You got it wrong. It's 10,000 defense attorneys. And it's called a gift from good Karma.
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Writer Awakened need Klavi avatar BADLY!

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:shoe: MORRRRRTAAAAAAAL KOMMMMMBAAAAAAAT!

:edgeworth: I've always wondered what it would be like to be a seal trainer.

:grey: No, I've never had a problem with nurses. Or weather girls. No, never.

:will: I don't like prying in other peoples' business. Also, I'm a success story!

:lana: Hey, Ema, let's have a little "talk"...
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:UGGA: Slither one is very long!
Wrestle post another song

Spoiler: All the spoiler taggy-ness, half the fat!
Try to guess the song I have "modified".
:phoenix: Anything you wish to say before the verdict, Ms. von Karma?
:whip: Just one thing, Mr. Phoenix Wright...
:phoenix: And what would that be?
:whip: What is with this unusual fetish you have for evidence collection? You seem more like a Collector than a Lawyer to me!
:phoenix: I never see myself as a "Collector" Ms. von Karma. It's just what to expect from me.
:franny: What do you mean, Mr. Phoenix Wright?
:phoenix: From The Phoenix, it's exactly what to expect.

:rock'n: *guitar intro*

:phoenix: I look in the Records...
I look in every room...
Trying to find the key, to save...
My client from certain doom...

:object: They call me The Phoenix...
:object: I've been searching low and hIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiigh....
:phoenix: I will get the verdicts I'm after...
:object: 'Til the day I die.

:rock'n: *guitar resumes normally*

:phoenix: I asked Miles Edgeworth...
And I asked the Judge...
I even asked Fran-zis-ka...
:nick: Despite her clearly held grudge.

:object: They call me The Phoenix...
:object: I've been searching low and hIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiigh....
:phoenix: I will get the verdicts I’m after...
:object: Till the day I die.

:rock'n: *guitar*

:phoenix: People tend to love me...
'Cause I never submit...
:nick: Even when things look their worst,
:object: I come back every time…

:nick: Talking to every witness…
:phoenix: And gathering all I can…
:object: I'm Phoenix Wright and-
:maya: Nick’s a clearly des-per-ate man!…
-nick-sweat: …

:rock'n: *large guitar solo*

:phoenix: I will get the verdicts I’m after…
:object: Till the day I die.

:object: I learned how to raise my voice in anger...
:oops: Yeah, but look at my face, ain't this a smile?...
:phoenix: I'm happy when life's good...
:nick-sweat: And when it's bad I cry...
:nick: I've got values but I don't know how or why…

:rock'n: *guitar stops for a moment, then resumes normally*

:phoenix: I look for the facts…
It’s all I can dooooo…
And I will al-ways win as long,
:object: As my client tells the truth!

:phoenix: They call me The Phoenix...
:object: I’ve been searching low and Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh…

:phoenix: I’ll get every verdict I'm after…
:object: 'til the day I die.

:rock'n: *guitar interlude*

:phoenix: I will get every verdict I'm after…
:object: 'til the day I DIE!

:rock’n: *guitar plays*


:phoenix: I assume that answers all your questions, Franzi-

:franny: ... No it doesn't, and failure needs to be punished, Mr. Phoenix Wright!!!

:ack: :ka-whip: OW! OW! OW! OW!

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:grey: *in the style of Kenneth Williams* Ooooh Matron!

Spoiler: 1-4 End
:karma: There's no point in trying edgeworth! The murder of Gregory Edgeworth happened 15 years ago, for goodness sake! There's no way I'll be able to convict him of this fathers death.


:udgy: Of course I understand completely, Mr Wright.
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:phoenix: The defendant's actions can clearly be linked to overexposure to Grant Theft Auto VII. Therefore the defense demands we sue Take Two and get stinkin' ritch!
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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:UGGA: Slither one is very long!
Wrestle post another song

Spoiler: All the spoiler taggy-ness, half the fat!
Try to guess the song I have "modified".
:phoenix: Anything you wish to say before the verdict, Ms. von Karma?
:whip: Just one thing, Mr. Phoenix Wright...
:phoenix: And what would that be?
:whip: What is with this unusual fetish you have for evidence collection? You seem more like a Collector than a Lawyer to me!
:phoenix: I never see myself as a "Collector" Ms. von Karma. It's just what to expect from me.
:franny: What do you mean, Mr. Phoenix Wright?
:phoenix: From The Phoenix, it's exactly what to expect.

:rock'n: *guitar intro*

:phoenix: I look in the Records...
I look in every room...
Trying to find the key, to save...
My client from certain doom...

:object: They call me The Phoenix...
:object: I've been searching low and hIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiigh....
:phoenix: I will get the verdicts I'm after...
:object: 'Til the day I die.

:rock'n: *guitar resumes normally*

:phoenix: I asked Miles Edgeworth...
And I asked the Judge...
I even asked Fran-zis-ka...
:nick: Despite her clearly held grudge.

:object: They call me The Phoenix...
:object: I've been searching low and hIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiigh....
:phoenix: I will get the verdicts I’m after...
:object: Till the day I die.

:rock'n: *guitar*

:phoenix: People tend to love me...
'Cause I never submit...
:nick: Even when things look their worst,
:object: I come back every time…

:nick: Talking to every witness…
:phoenix: And gathering all I can…
:object: I'm Phoenix Wright and-
:maya: Nick’s a clearly des-per-ate man!…
-nick-sweat: …

:rock’n: *large guitar solo*

:phoenix: I will get the verdicts I’m after…
:object: Till the day I die.

:object: I learned how to raise my voice in anger...
:oops: Yeah, but look at my face, ain't this a smile?...
:phoenix: I'm happy when life's good...
:nick-sweat: And when it's bad I cry...
:nick: I've got values but I don't know how or why…

:rock’n: *guitar stops for a moment, then resumes normally*

:phoenix: I look for the facts…
It’s all I can dooooo…
And I will al-ways win as long,
:object: As my client tells the truth!

:phoenix: They call me The Phoenix...
:object: I’ve been searching low and Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh…

:phoenix: I’ll get every verdict I'm after…
:object: 'til the day I die.

:rock’n: *guitar interlude*

:phoenix: I will get every verdict I'm after…
:object: 'til the day I DIE!

:rock’n: *guitar plays*

(End song)

:phoenix: I assume that answers all your questions, Franzi-

:franny: ... No it doesn't, and failure needs to be punished, Mr. Phoenix Wright!!!

:ack: :ka-whip: OW! OW! OW! OW!

The Seeker by The Who.

:udgy: I can't imagine how we got to this point, but where do you need to go, Godot?
:godot: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is red and the girls are bitter! Oh won't you please take me home?
:udgy: That's it. I'm not letting you leave for ruining a perfectly good song.

:yuusaku: I'm a transvestite!

:gant: IMMA GONNA RAPE LARRY!
:butzthumbs: OH BOY!

:ka-whip: How dare you insult my dear Nick?!

:scientific: I'm not a person of science. I only accept the Bible!
:maya: I don't believe in spirits or ghosts or gods or any of those silly things!
:ema-shock: They're not silly!
:maya-shock: YES THEY ARE! *they start slapping each other*
:edgy: Cat fight!
:chef: Que? I iz not fightingz... oh... I zee.

:eh?: The last thing you should show to a child is a genuine pistol.
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GamerErman2001, How obvious was it?

Also, do you play GH III?

And I know that these lyrics were unchanged: :object: I learned how to raise my voice in anger...
:oops: Yeah, but look at my face, ain't this a smile?...
:phoenix: I'm happy when life's good...
:nick-sweat: And when it's bad I cry...
:nick: I've got values but I don't know how or why…


And a new one... I ASSUME it's been posted though...

:phoenix: Hey, Mr. DeLite, about your wife...
:yuusaku: Yes? What about Dessie?
:phoenix: Well... now I ain't sayin' she's a Gold Digger... but she ain't messin' wit' no broke.... broke.

I am NOT posting that whole song.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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GamerErman2001, How obvious was it?

Also, do you play GH III?

And I know that these lyrics were unchanged: :object: I learned how to raise my voice in anger...
:oops: Yeah, but look at my face, ain't this a smile?...
:phoenix: I'm happy when life's good...
:nick-sweat: And when it's bad I cry...
:nick: I've got values but I don't know how or why…


And a new one... I ASSUME it's been posted though...

:phoenix: Hey, Mr. DeLite, about your wife...
:yuusaku: Yes? What about Dessie?
:phoenix: Well... now I ain't sayin' she's a Gold Digger... but she ain't messin' wit' no broke.... broke.

I am NOT posting that whole song.

I do play GH 3, and I love The Who's music. It was fairly obvious, at least for me. And wow, Gold Digger. That fits Ron's wife so much.

:april: No, I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself!
:hotti: When I think about you I touch Franny... but I always get whipped.

Celeste: Trust in my self-righteous suicide, I cry when stars deserve to die.
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:godot: So YOU want to be a Pokemon master. Hahahahaha...

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:maya: Hey, Nick! I decided to try some normal clothes.
:ack: Who are you?
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How is the second one something they wouldn't say? She says it all the time! Best example is in Tres Bien, when you examine the magazine rack. She comments on some of the stuff there.

And I had actually posted the "Gold Digger" one somewhere else, but I posted it here as well.

ANYWAYS.......

:phoenix: Come on, Maya! Do it! We all are!
:maya: Fine, Nick. *breathes in helium from the balloon* (high-pitched) IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAND!
:oops: :edgy: :gymshoe: :larry2: AH HA HA HA HA HA!
:phoenix: Okay, okay, your turn, Edgeworth!
:edgeworth: I'm not doing it, Wright.
*Larry grabs a balloon*
:phoenix: Not doing what?
:edgeworth: I-*balloon on placed over his mouth and helium is drained into it* (higher-pitched) I'M NOT PLAYING THIS GAME, WRIGH-DAMMIT!!!
:oops: :gymshoe: :maya: :larry2: AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!
:larry2: Alright, how about you, dude?
:gymshoe: Who me, pal? Alright, I'll give it a shot.
*breathes in helium from a balloon* (Slightly higher) Hey pals! How does my voice sound?
:maya-shock: :ack: :wacky-edgy: :larry2: ....................
:eh?: What's wrong, pals?
:nick-sweat: Y... You sound exactly like Franziska.
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:gymshoe: Who me, pal? Alright, I'll give it a shot.
*breathes in helium from a balloon* (Slightly higher) Hey pals! How does my voice sound?
:maya-shock: :ack: :wacky-edgy: :larry2: ....................
:eh?: What's wrong, pals?
:nick-sweat: Y... You sound exactly like Franziska.

ROTFLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

:scratch: No I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I cut myself!

:meekins: YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORATAH!
:eh?: Eh? I'm a cop too.
:meekins: Oh, sorry.

:shatter: WHO GAVE ME THIS COFFEE? I ASKED FOR POWERADE!

:phoenix: So then they claimed this flying guy killed the ringmaster.
:scientific: SCIENCE STRIKES AGAIN!
:ack: What?!
:ema-shock: Mr. Wright! That has just become scientifically possible!
:phoenix: Have you been taking psychedelics lately?
:yummy: Maybe a little.

:keiko: 0111000110101001010011000101110101111000110101010101010
:maya: Er... what was that?
:phoenix: No idea.
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:udgy: I see, Mr. Wright, that your life bar has reached zero so I'm going to declare your client guilty disregarding anything that you managed to prove. Please reload your last save or restart the chapter if you wish.
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:grey: : It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

:gant: : Booty call!

:edgy: : Magic banana!

:franny: D'oh!

:uramidn: I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!
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Bounty hunter wrote:
:grey: : It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean


....but I can actually see him singing that. XD
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Also because I don't want to be out of the loop...

Cookie for anyone who knows the band to that song!
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:maggy: Sir, I need to kick your ass! Right now sir!
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:aiga: (walks into a library)
:adrian: Can I help yo-
:aiga: SHH! SILENCE!!!

I wonder who will get that joke.
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Bounty hunter wrote:
Cookie for anyone who knows the band to that song!


The Weather Girls...easy as pi.

Anyway, on topic...

:eh?: I got a pay rise! Tonight, dinner's on me

:eh?: The other day, I got so fed up with Ms. Von Karma whipping me, that I snatched the whip out of her hand and hid it behind the water cooler.
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:edgy: Hey guys! I'm drunk!
:phoenix: Eh? Who cares?
:franny: I'M THE PROSECUTOR, FOOL!
:edgy: But I'd like to SIIIIIIIIIING!
:udgy: Oh? You wish to sing! It better be good!
:edgy: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
:phoenix: I would too if I was saying stuff that confusing.
:edgy: Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
MAN, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob
:maya-shock: Nick! You said I had the appetite of a walrus for food!
:phoenix: Yes, Maya...
:maya: And for sex!
:edgy: Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry------------ing, I'm crying.
:godot: Ah, Lucy in the Sky? I think that's a hologram on my visor.
:edgy: Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your Knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob.
:Bikini: It was just one pornographic film! And it was banned for making a man go blind!
:edgy: Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob.
:keiko: I get burned in English rain! From being electrocuted!
:edgy: Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
:larry2: ho ho ho,
:moe: he he he,
:haha: ha ha ha!
:edgy: See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.
:franny: I never laugh, despite all the amusing fools I see.
:edgy: Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo

:redd: Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....

:kyouya: Everybody smokes pot,Everybody smokes pot,Everybody smokes pot,...
:wellington: Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa, Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa, Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa...
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:edgeworth: The closet's for socks.
:maya: South Beach Diet? I have to try this!
:acro: My legs itch...
:chef: ¿Habla usted español?
:shoe: Woof.
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