In this world a man is given a destiny. Though the path may twist and shift fate itself never wavers. It looms in the distance as assuredly as the moon will lift into the night sky. Sometimes, however, paths cross and men can get lost, their designated directions in life change. Each man must reach the end of the path. Even if that end was not meant to be his.
The afternoon sun leaked through the stiff white blinds. It trickled in thin yellow waves only inches away from an antique mahogany desk. At that desk sat Miles Edgeworth, a handsome onyx haired man in a maroon suit, white shirt, and black tie. He had his face pressed into his white-gloved palm as he read over the file resting atop the black leather mat with the golden name of Gregory Edgeworth rubbing off on its corner. Miles let out an exasperated breath and delicately stirred the sugar into his tea. The steamy liquid swirled inside the simple white cup as he lifted it to his mouth.
The room itself still smelled faintly of cake and beer. The remnants of Gregory's good-bye party were evident in areas where Miles couldn't quite, and wasn't really willing to, reach when he'd cleaned that morning. A red balloon lay trapped atop the towering bookshelf that lined the entire north wall of the office. It held a range of things from old books to little statues and a few awards. Beside it sat a desk nearly identical to the one Miles was currently occupying. The only differences being that it looked a little less polished and it was covered in silver framed photos of happy, golden moments and rings made from years of sitting cups on its top unprotected.
Miles read over the neatly stacked papers on his desk one more time. He had this case thoroughly memorized and if he highlighted any more tidbits he'd have nothing but a document covered in pink lines. Still, this was going to be his first case without his father looking over his shoulder or sitting in the peanut gallery. He had to make sure that his performance was absolutely perfect.
"Knock knock." A soft, happy voice cracked through his intense focus. When his dark eyes lifted up they met the soft brown ones of a Miss Mia Fey. Mia had spent a few weeks training with his father and him while Grossberg took a month off to nurse his poor hemorrhoids. Since then she popped in on them rather frequently. "Some party last night, eh Miles?" She walked into the office and fell back into one of the plush black leather chairs in front of his desk.
"Mmhmm." Miles huffed through his nose and went back to his reading.
"Did your dad get to the airport okay?" Mia asked.
"Mmhmm." Miles replied with the same inflection as before. His eyes never lifted from the pages and their neon highlights.
"So, have you brought a girl up to have hot wild sex on your dad's desk?" She smirked.
"Mm-what?" Miles had to do a double take on that one. His eyes actually flicked up towards her smiling face.
"There's the eye contact I wanted." Mia said smugly. She folded her arms over her chest and leaned back in the chair.
"Hmph." Miles went back to his papers.
"So what case are you working on?" She leaned forward to read the name on the document. He cupped his hand over it like some kid trying to keep someone from cheating off his test.
"The murder of Cindy Stone." Miles answered rather bluntly.
"Cindy Stone…Do I know her?"
"She was a model." Miles informed her. "She was struck in the back of the head with a blunt object and died from the resulting blood loss. The man being accused of the murder is a friend of a friend Larry Butz. He's the victim's ex-boyfriend, and was witnessed leaving the scene of the crime. The murder weapon is a statue of the thinker, a present she'd gotten from the defendant." He summarized this rather quickly and with a hint of annoyance in his tone.
"A friend? Really?" Mia had gotten a bit hung up on those words. "I wasn't aware you had any friends."
"Friend of a friend." Miles corrected. He elaborated upon seeing Mia's sly smile. "Friend of a very, very old friend whom I've not seen in years."
"Oooo, what's his name?" Mia sounded like a giddy teen about to learn the mysterious identity of some crush.
"Phoenix Wright." Miles answered dully. He wouldn't have answered at all, but that woman would never go away on her own, so he might as well.
"Hey I know him! I defended him once in a murder case. He had on this goofy pink sweater and ate a crucial piece of evidence!" Mia fumed.
"You managed to win the case anyway, didn't you?" Miles decided to underline one of his highlights in pen.
"Yeah, but the real killer got away." Mia sighed. "Hey, if he was your friend why didn't you help him?"
"He didn't ask." Miles took the pictures from the folder, leaned back in his chair, and started to examine them. "The last we saw one another was in grade school."
"Oh, what happened?" Mia wondered.
"My father felt it would be good to get some exposure to other cultures, so we started to travel."
"And you didn't try to keep in touch."
"We did, at first. Eventually we both just stopped writing one another." Miles sighed. Whether it was from annoyance at being bothered, or sadness over losing a friend, Mia couldn't really tell.
"That's so sad." She pouted. "Why didn't you go see him when you came back?"
"He was already in college by then, I was just starting my career as a lawyer. It honestly just never occurred to me."
"Miles! That's horrible! You should call him now!" Mia slammed her palms against his desk like she was delivering an objection.
"I tried once or twice when I read about that trial of yours." Miles dully defended himself. "I never got a reply."
"That doesn't sound right. The kid I met would have been overjoyed to hear from an old friend."
"Apparently you were mistaken." Miles set the pictures back into the folder, and then closed both it and his eyes. He ran all the names, times, and important facts through his head. This process completely blocked out what Mia was saying to him, and, when he returned to the world, she was already finishing her statement.
"So, yeah, I don't really have anything else to do today. Mind if I sit in on your trial?" She asked.
"A little, but I'm not going to stop you." Miles answered and got up.
"Great!" Mia got up too. "I love getting to watch you work. It's like those funhouse mirrors at the carnival."
"It's over! My life, everything, it's all over!" Screamed an overemotional blond in an orange leather jacket just about when Miles and Mia entered the courtroom lobby. "Death! Despair! Ohhhh! I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna die!!!"
"Is that your client?" Mia wondered.
"Yes." Miles said with a sigh.
"Well this should prove interesting..." Mia smirked.
"Dude, I'm so guilty!! Tell them I'm guilty!!!" Larry demanded. He grabbed Miles by the lapel of his blazer and pulled their faces closer together. "Gimme the death sentence! I ain't afraid to die!" Miles managed to pull Larry off his suit before the man wrinkled it. "Oh, it's all over... I... I'm finished. Finished! I can't live in a world without her!" Larry wailed. "I can't! Who... who took her away from me, Edgy? Who did this!? Aww, Edgy, ya gotta tell me! Who took my baby away!?"
"Well according to a Mr. Frank Sahwit it was you." Miles said bluntly.
"But I would never!!! I could never hurt my baby! You gotta believe me!" Larry objected.
"Don't worry. The evidence proves you didn't do anything. I just need to show it in court. We should be done in no time at all." Miles put on his showcase smile. It was mostly just a trick from his father, and didn't really have any emotion to it.
The courtroom buzzed until the judge banged his gavel.
"The court is now in session for the trial of Mr. Larry Butz." He declared.
"The prosecution is ready, Your Honor." Said a nervous balding man.
Miles didn't bother to answer as he sifted through some files just to make sure they were in the right order. The judge seemed to be used to this reaction from him.
"First, a question for the prosecution. Mr. Payne?" The judge looked over to him.
"Yes, Your Honor?" Payne replied.
"The victim was struck with a blunt object. Would you explain to the court just what that "object" was?"
"The murder weapon was a present made by the defendant." He said with a wry smile. "This statue of The Thinker." He placed the statue onto his desk. "It was found lying on the floor, next to the victim."
"I see... the court accepts it into evidence." The judge nodded. "Mr. Payne, the prosecution may call its first witness."
"The prosecution calls the defendant, Mr. Butz, to the stand." Payne gained a small smile. Miles got a bit of an exasperated look on his face as Larry took the stand.
"With any luck he wont push his foot so far into his mouth that you won't be able to pull it out." Mia sighed.
"Ahem. Mr. Butz. Is it not true that the victim had recently dumped you?" Payne said directly.
"Oh lord." Miles closed his eyes.
"Hey, watch it buddy! We were great together! We were Romeo and Juliet,
Cleopatra and Mark Anthony! I wasn't dumped! She just wasn't taking my phone calls. Or seeing me... Ever. WHAT'S IT TO YOU, ANYWAY!?" Larry fumed.
"Mr. Butz, what you describe is generally what we mean by "dumped." In fact, she had completely abandoned you... and was seeing other men! She had just returned from overseas with one of them the day before the murder!"
"Whaddya mean, "one of them"!? Lies! All of it, lies! I don't believe a word of it!"
"Your Honor, the victim's passport. According to this, she was in Paris until the day before she died." Payne presented the passport.
"Hmm... Indeed, she appears to have returned the day before the murder." The judge replied.
"Dude... no way..." Larry looked stunned. Miles did not.
"The victim was a model, but did not have a large income. It appears that she had several "Sugar Daddies." Payne smirked.
"Daddies? Sugar?" Larry whimpered.
"Yes. Older men, who gave her money and gifts. She took their money and used it to support her lifestyle." Payne replied.
"Duuude!" Larry was getting flustered. Miles still was not.
"We can clearly see what kind of woman this Ms. Stone was. Tell me, Mr. Butz, what do you think of her now?" Payne smirked.
"Objection." Miles sounded almost bored as he said that. "The question is irrelevant." Payne looked like Miles had punched him in the stomach.
"Dude! Edgy! Whaddya mean, "irrelevant"!? That cheatin' she-dog! I'm gonna die. I'm just gonna drop dead! Yeah, and when I meet her in the afterlife... I'm going to get to the bottom of this!" Larry proclaimed.
"Let's continue with the trial, shall we?" Even the judge sounded annoyed.
"I believe the accused's motive is clear to everyone." Payne recovered quickly.
"Yes, quite." The judge nodded.
"Next question! You went to the victim's apartment on the day of the murder, did you not?" Payne pressed his fingers against his bare scalp. Larry audibly gulped. "Well, did you, or did you not?"
"Heh? Heh heh. Well, maybe I did, and maybe I didn't!"
"Answer the question more clearly, Mr. Butz." Miles instructed.
"Er... Yeah! Yeah! I was there! I went!" Larry stammered. "But she wasn't home, man... So, like, I didn't see her."
"OBJECTION!" Payne shrieked like a girl. "Your Honor, the defendant is lying."
"Lying?" The judge repeated.
"The prosecution would like to call a witness who can prove Mr. Butz is lying." Payne said smugly.
Miles still looked bored.
"Ms. Fey, could you do me a favor? Please call the Starlight Café for me." Miles handed Mia his cell phone. "Tell them to start preparing my tea. It should be ready by the time we're done here."
"On the day of the murder, my witness was selling newspapers at the victim's building. Please bring Mr. Frank Sahwit to the stand!" Payne announced.
"Mr. Sahwit, you sell newspaper subscriptions, is this correct?" Payne asked.
"Oh, oh yes! Newspapers, yes!" Sahwit stumbled.
"Mr. Sahwit, you may proceed with your testimony. Please tell the court what you saw on the day of the murder." The judge declared.
"I was going door-to-door, selling subscriptions when I saw a man fleeing an apartment. I thought he must be in a hurry because he left the door half-open behind him. Thinking it strange, I looked inside the apartment. Then I saw her lying there... A woman... not moving... dead! I quailed in fright and found myself unable to go inside. I thought to call the police immediately! However, the phone in her apartment wasn't working. I went to a nearby park and found a public phone. I remember the time exactly: It was 1:00 P.M. The man who ran was, without a doubt, the defendant sitting right over there." Sahwit gave his testimony.
"Hmmm." The judge rubbed his beard. "Incidentally, why wasn't the phone in the victim's apartment working?"
"Your Honor, at the time of the murder, there was a blackout in the building." Payne explained.
"Aren't phones supposed to work during a blackout?" The judge asked.
"Yes, Your Honor... However, some cordless phones do not function normally. The phone that Mr. Sahwit used was one of those. Your Honor..." Payne took out a file.
"I have a record of the blackout, for your perusal." He presented the file to the court.
"Now, Mr. Edgeworth. You may begin your cross-examination." The judge declared.
"Happily, your honor." Miles put on his showman's smile.
"You say that you witnessed the defendant fleeing from the apartment, correct?" Miles asked. "But isn't a man leaving an apartment a common sight? I find it odd you would take notice of him..."
"Er... heh." Sahwit writhed in his seat. "I don't know. He just seemed strange to me, that's all. Like he was mad, and yet frightened at the same time. Just like... a criminal fleeing the scene of a crime!"
"And he must have been in a hurry to leave the door half open, right?"
"Yes, yes." Sahwit agreed. "I watched for a moment, but no one came to close the door.
"And that's when you looked into the apartment?"
"Well, the door was half-open, you see. Isn't it only human to want to... peek? We climb mountains because they are there! It's the same thing."
"Truer words have never been spoken!" Payne exclaimed. "Anyone would look inside!"
"And that's when you saw Ms. Stone." Miles continued.
"Yes! I quailed in fright and found myself unable to go inside."
"So, then you didn't touch anything in the apartment?" Miles asked.
"Um, yes. I mean no! Nothing." Sahwit squirmed.
"Then you "thought" to call the police, but the phone in her apartment wasn't working."
"Yes. I mean, no, no it wasn't. Right."
"But you just said you didn't go into the apartment."
"Oh, oh, that? I can explain that! There was a cordless phone on a shelf in the entranceway. I reached inside and tried using that to call..."
"And the phone wasn't working, correct?" Payne smirked.
"Yes! I went to a nearby park and found a public phone." Sahwit put on a cheesy smile. "I remember the time exactly: It was 1:00 PM.
"You found the body at 1:00 PM." Miles tapped the side of his nose and smiled. "Are you sure?"
"Yes." Sahwit pulled at his tie. "It was 1:00 PM, for certain."
"I find that a bit hard to believe, Mr. Sahwit." Miles opened the manila folder in front of him and held up a document. "The autopsy says the death as at 4PM. There wouldn't have been a body to find at 1:00." When he said that Sahwit's face beaded with sweat.
"Oh, that! Oh, er..."
"OBJECTION!" Payne squeaked. "This is trivial! The witness merely forgot the time!'
"After his testimony, I find that hard to believe." The judge shook his head. "Mr. Sahwit... Why were you so certain that you found the body at 1:00 PM?"
"I.. er... well, I... Gee, that's a really good question!" Sahwit stumbled.
"Perhaps I can answer it for you, Mr. Sahwit." Miles suggested. "You must have heard the time."
"Heard?" Sahwit calmed some. "Why yes! Yes I did! I remember it clearly now! It must have been a taped recording or the radio!"
"No, that's not likely. There was a blackout at the time of the murder." Miles shook his head.
"I... well... urk!" Sahwit choked.
"No, if you heard the time it was likely from this." Miles presented the thinker to the court.
"Why yes! That clock! That clock went off just as I looked in! I remember seeing it on the desk!" Sahwit pulled at his collar.
"Now who said this was a clock?" Miles fiddled with the statue in his hands.
"W-why you did! Just now!"
"I said nothing of the sort." Miles replied.
"But! But it is a clock! See?! The neck is a switch. You just tilt it, and it says the time out loud!" Sahwit freaked. Miles pushed down on the head and the clock revealed itself.
"Well so it is." He examined it some. "You must have triggered it when you used it to hit Ms. Stone over the head." Miles said nonchalantly.
"W-what?!" Sahwit snapped.
"OBJECTION! CONJECTURE!" Payne screamed over the buzz of the court.
"Order in the court!" The judge demanded.
"You struck her with the clock, and the shock of the blow triggered the clock's voice!" Miles lost his smile and slammed his palms against the desk. "Something like that would leave an impression on a person, wouldn't it? You kill a woman and suddenly something just shouts the time at you. That's why you were so sure of the time of death, isn't it?"
"I... I...! That... that day... I... I never! Look... I... the clock... I heard, no! I mean, I saw...Saw... nggg! Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Sahwit ripped off his toupee and threw it in Miles' direction. Miles ducked and it sailed over his head. From all the things he'd predicted about the trial this hadn't been one of them. It took a moment to get over the stun. Meanwhile Sahwit was still losing it. "Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you! I-it was him, I tell you! I saw him! H-he killed her and he should burn! Burn! Give him death!" The courtroom buzzed loudly.
"Order! Order in the court I say!" The judge banged his gavel until things settled.
"Your Honor, a-a moment please!" Payne sputtered. "There isn't a shred of evidence supporting the defense's claims!"
"Mr. Edgeworth, you claim the sound the witness heard came from the clock..." The judge declared.
"That's right, your honor." Miles nodded.
"Do you have any evidence?" The judge asked.
"Of course I do. I wouldn't have said it otherwise." Miles almost sounded offended. He sounded the alarm on the clock.
"I think it's 8:25." The clock responded.
"Mr. Payne, what time is it? And check your watch, please." Miles requested.
"Ah, well it's It's 11:25..." Payne got flustered. "But you can't prove that it was slow on the day of the murder!"
"Not slow." Miles shook his head and presented Cindy's passport. "Ms. Stone had just returned from Paris. There is a time difference between here and Paris by nine hours. The victim hadn't reset her clock since returning home. That's why the time you heard when you struck her dead in her apartment was wrong." Miles replied. Sahwit yanked further on his collar. Then he began to foam at the mouth and fell to the floor; catching Miles off guard yet again.
"Well, in light of recent events this court finds the defendant, Mr. Larry Butz not guilty." The judge banged his gavel. "Court is adjourned."
Miles started to gather his things as the bailiff dragged Sahwit away. He set all of his items gently into a suitcase. Things couldn’t have gone better, but then with Payne as the prosecution there was never any challenge. The suitcase clicked shut when he noticed a smiling Mia staring at him. It was like she was waiting on eye contact before she spoke.
"Hey! You did it! That was great!" She looked like she was on the verge of giving the man a big hug. The only thing stopping her was the cold look she was getting from Miles.
"I wanna die!!!" Larry wailed.
"Mr. Butz, Mr. Edgeworth just got you out of jail!" Mia smiled at the exuberant blond.
"I don't care! I just found out that the woman I love hated me!" He exclaimed.
"Really? That's not how I figure it." Mia picked up the thinker statue. "I mean, this thing is really bulky and sort of heavy."
"Way to rub salt in a wound, dude." Larry glowered.
"No, I mean, I'm just saying that it's not really something you want to go out traveling with, you know? And she must have because she set it for Paris time." Mia shrugged. Larry's eyes got wide and as they filled with tears the light made them sparkle.
"You mean..." His lip quivered.
"Oh god. Uh, know what? I'm probably wr-" She was tackle hugged by a weeping Larry. "Edgeworth!" She yelled for help.
"You brought it on yourself." Miles said with a small smirk and walked past them.
"MILES! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME HERE!" Mia raged. Miles didn't answer her verbally, but he was smiling as he walked out.
The Starlight Café was somewhat crowded, but when Miles walked in, a pretty young thing gave him an enthusiastic wave from the counter.
"Morning, Mr. Edgeworth!" She smiled brightly at him. "I put the tea at your table!" Miles nodded at her, went to an exceptionally clean table by the window, and sat down.
Miles stared out the window while he drank his tea. He wasn't really looking at anything out there; it just came off less creepy when he lost himself in thought while looking at something that would normally be passively gazed at. This was also the same reason he went to movies.
"Miles, you're insufferable, you know that?" Mia huffed and took the seat across from him. Miles just huffed back and continued with his tea. "He tried to pick me up, you know."
"I see he hasn't changed any." Miles said into his tea. The cup was hiding the smirk on his face.
"Watercress sandwich, Mr. Edgeworth?" Asked the girl from the counter who had somehow ninja-d her way to their table. Miles nodded, but when the girl turned to leave he reached out and grabbed her sleeve. This made the girl turn bright red.
"Aren't you going to take the lady's order?" He wondered.
"Oh...y-yes sir." She smiled and turned to Mia.
"Coffee for me." Mia ordered. The waitress nodded and walked away.
They sat in silence until the girl returned with Miles sandwich and smelling strongly of flowers.
"Yours will be just another minute." She told Mia sweetly.
"So, how did you manage to get rid of the old man?" Mia asked.
"He left of his own accord." Miles replied.
"I thought you'd be happier about it, myself. I mean, your father is the nicest guy on the planet, but I know how much you've wanted to get him off your back." Mia said with a smile.
"Well it is a little unnerving. I feel as if the safety net has been pulled away." Miles admitted as Mia got her coffee. "But I've finally managed to get that blasted office in order."
"I noticed you didn't touch your father's desk though. I figured you'd have moved it out of the office by now."
"You know how unpredictable my father can be. Right now he wants to live in Hawaii, in the morning he may decide to come back and retake the firm." Miles said with a sigh.
"Are you sure it's not because you miss him?" Mia teased.
"Quite. Yes." Miles deadpanned as he finished off his tea.
"W-would you like a refill, Mr. Edgeworth?" Asked the waitress shyly. Miles smiled up at her.
"Yes. Thank you." He replied. The girl giggled.
"So, one of my clients asked about you." Mia said as she sipped her coffee.
"No." Miles said bluntly.
"But I didn't even get to the point yet." Mia pouted.
"I already know the point. The answer is no." Miles cast his eyes out the window.
"But she's a really nice girl. You'd get along so well." Mia continued to pout. Miles continued to not look her way.
"I'm busy." He said bluntly.
"You are not. If you were you'd have made tea at the office and gone OCD on another case." Mia pursed her lips and crossed her arms.
"Her name is Alexandra Dubouxe. She's a doctor."
"And why would she be needing your services?" Miles sighed. He knew he wasn't going to get out of this one, no matter how hard he tried.
"It was a malpractice suit, but the patient was a total fake. She was cleared of all charges." Mia replied. The excitement made her voice a bit higher. "I already told her you'd pick her up at seven."
"Yes, alright, fine." Miles huffed and took a bite out of his sandwich.
"Oh good! I knew you'd say yes!" Mia finished her coffee and got up. "Well I gotta go, thanks for the coffee!"
"Mmm." Miles grunted. Mia waved and scampered out.
The silence was broken by Pachelbels canon in D. Miles pulled a thick pink phone from his pocket and answered.
"Miles Edgeworth."
"Father senses tingling…Do you have a date Miles my boy?" The happy voice of Gregory Edgeworth came through.
"Hello to you too, dad." Miles sighed and pinched his nose.
"Well do you?" Gregory sounded more like a sly college roomie than a father.
"Yes." Miles immediately regretted answering the question.
"Is he hot?" Miles just knew his father was smiling like an idiot on the other side of the phone.
"It's a she, actually." Miles sighed.
"Ooo, branching out are we?" Gregory chortled.
"Dad, I'm not gay." Miles said for the millionth time.
"You're going to starve to death in that closet one day." Gregory got out before he burst into a fit of laughter. Miles was not amused.
"Is there a point to this call, or do you just want to antagonize me?" Miles grumbled.
"Oh no point really. I've just never gone a whole day without talking to my son. I guess I'm just not used to it. Are things going well for you?"
"I won a case." Miles informed him.
"Wonderful! I wish I could have seen it! You should try getting your on TV show so I don't have to miss them."
"It was pretty boring, actually. I was up against Winston Payne."
"Baldy McSweatbullets? He's still in the game?"
"He was a competent prosecutor once upon a time." Miles half-heartedly of defended.
"Once upon a time implies a happily ever after, my boy." Gregory corrected him. "I just sort of assumed he would have had a heart attack by now."
"I'm sure he has." Miles responded for the sake of responding.
"Have you ever drunk from a coconut bra?"
"No, dad. I don't believe I have." Miles did his best not to smile.
"You should try it. It's fantastic." Gregory informed his son.
"I'll be sure to do that." Miles huffed some air from his nose.
"I'll make sure to mail you a pair!" There was some clicking on the other side and Miles could hear his father's voice muffle out some words before the phone moved back to his mouth. "Well I have to go, Miles. You do your best, okay? I love you."
"You too." Miles snapped the phone shut and put it away.
Miles sat quietly while he finished the rest of his tea. It was going to be a slow day. He usually had cases littered through the day, but for the first time in a while it was just the one. He wasn't entirely sure what to do with this spark of free time. He pulled a gold pocket watch out of his coat and checked it.
"Another cup of tea, Mr. Edgeworth?" The waitress asked sweetly.
"No." He got up and tossed his money onto the table.
Miles checked his watch again on his way back to the office. It was a rather nice day. Maybe one worth a detour to the park. Miles made a sharp left turn and in the corner of his eye saw someone's hand rise to their mouth. Then it felt as if a bee had stung him in the neck. Reflexively he slapped at it, but his hand pulled back something odd. The sheer unreality of it made him speak the name of the object aloud.
"A Blow dart?" His mouth muffled and his body numbed. It wasn't long until he lost consciousness entirely.