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Huh, I'm hungry...*walks into kitchen*
..............*walks out*
DESSIE! I HAVE A NEW APPEAL AS TO WHY WE SHOULD GET AN ALARM SYSTEM!
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GO AWAY YOU ATTENTION WHORE!!!
D;
GTFO. *kicks Luke*--
y halo thar! YIKES!--
*makes out* I've got this strange feeling someone's watching us...--
*watches from the window* fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap--
*knock knock*
STOP SPOILING MY FUN! *opens door*
WRIGHT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
FOR FUCK SAKE! IM NOT PHOENIX WRIGHT! THERES A FUCKING 15 YEARS GAP!
...WHAT DOES THE CHIEF PROSECUTER DO HERE!? Say that one more time and you're fired. So she's your umm.... 
Girlfriend? Yes :D
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*pretty eyes* I-I just want some love ;__; I think I could be able to grant your wish~ Well, when I think about it again, I don't really- *grabs Luke* <3 BE GENTLE! ;O;--
PARTY HARD! ...and here went my romantic evening. *walks away angrily*--
.....Yaoi isn't bad either.
Gross.Shonen-ai is better.
...Go die somewhere.
...
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*watches Mor* MOR! COME BACK! ;_; No. you ditched me. *faints* *Keeps walking*-2 mins later-
What are you doing?
I was feeling faint, i think.
They shoot you for that in texas, pardner!
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It's so cold, I could got a jacket or something...
Good evening, handsome lady. Um, hello? You look like you're freezing. *gives Mor a trenchcoat* Thank you. *flings the trenchie on*--
.....and then she just walked away. That's sad, pardner. ...I know...
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MOR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT JACKET!? I was feeling cold.. ;_; Aww.. okay. *hug* *kiss* :3 THE KITTY FACE IS OVERUSED.
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What's wrong with kitty face? *neko neko change time* ....W-why do you have these kitty ears? O___o` For the extra kittyness :3
Meow. Only I am made of total kittyness. >:C
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Mori, i love you.. Me too, my eternal love.*super hawt makeout*
This made my valentines.
Finally! I mean, ye sure you dont wanna go anywhere? Well- Lets go home and cuddle in bed. Kay.*walks away*
(We should write longer funnies, its a waste of my fingers. D:)
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*in bed, happily cuddling eachother* ♥--
*looks at them through the window* hehe...I should have got a camera...
Ya should, but ya don't. ... *pretty eyes* ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ ........'k, ya won. *hands the camera* Thankies <3 *makes some photos of Mor & Aviv*--
...Someone's taking photos of us... Really....? Yea. You see...It doesn't really care.. .........neither do I. *kiss* ♥--
I think I'll make copies of these. Not without my permission, Harry. IT'S LARRY! Oh, whatever. Give me the camera back. NO! ...Or I'll call my boyfriend.
Okay, okay! *hands Lotta her camera* Thanks. *walks away* ...hehe, nice photos :3
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*sleeps while holding each other*
*looks through the window*
These two lovers are taking a napIts so hawt i think i'll fap
*takes air guitar, and smashes it on Klavier's head.* ;O; !Sui-Chan, Sui-Chan, cant you see the couple is cuddling in bed,
Sui-Chan, Sui-Chan, Each time i fap i wish you were dead. (Somewhere)
...
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CAN'T. YOU. STOP. AT. LEAST. FOR. FEW. MINUTES?! FEW. FRIGGING. MINUTES. IS THAT TOO HARD FOR YOU?! Can't stop singingI won't stop drinking
I need that comfort
I don't need discipline
WaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAaaaAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaH!
..... =D'''"" Who and why is screaming so loud outside....? mmmm....I want to sleep....
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*rubs eyes* Y HALO THAR! OMFG!--
Straight is better then gay, Gant wouldn't dare rape Maya Fey
Aviv, after this song you pay, kay?
--
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE SONG TELLS THE TRUTTTTTTTTHHHH! *runs away* Oh thank god for lame rockers. Yeah. *kiss* <3--
That's it. *rips off Klavier's mouth* BhmmbhmmmbhmmBmbhmbhbmhbm
bhmbhmbhbmb
bhmmhmm
bitch
i bish bou bere beab.
...(He said "I wish you were dead)
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*puts the window-blinds down* Well, I don't think these would help us much.. Oh well. At least nobody would look at us. When you think about that like this... They mightn't be that useless. Yea. I hope nobody will disturb us now. Too.
*under the bed* ....--
I'm going to get a rope. ??? For tying you up. It'll be easier to shove you in the wardrobe. Bou're not g'ing t'bo bat...("You're not going to do that...) I am. I -freakin'- am. >:C mmmbhbmhbmbhmbhmbhbmb
bhmmhmm
bhmmmmhbhhhmshit.
*grabs Klavier's hair and goes to find a rope, drawing him along*
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Y HALO THAR! FOR FUCK SAKE, LEAVE US ALONE! Ill buy you a vibrator. Oh goodie! I MEAN IM NOT GAY!!! D:< I find that hard to believe.--
BADA BING BADA BOOM *shoves into wardrobe* :'( Dont leave me here... please.. D;) ...Cute.
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......I'm really not gay D: We don't believe. I-I CAN PROVE IT! D: ...Try to touch Mor and you will be dead. *nyoro-n*
Oh, mon ami! Zere you are! <3 Um, er, ehehehe...Do I know you? =D''' Oui, you know me <3 I'm sure you remember what were we doing in the kitchen... ...ehehehe... =DDD""" *mental images*--
.....I think I'll regret this. But okay, just because I like you. *unbinds the rope* ^O^ *jumps out of the wardrobe* Oh, it feels good to be free.Oh, it feels good to be free.
OH, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE FREE~
.......
.......
Why are you doing this to me?! ;_;
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Im sorry. :( It's okay :3--
AVIV!? AMI! Uhhh... what're ye doing here? Is there something you wanna tell me? Oh crap. Who is she? She's my *A-hem* sister..
No im not. KEEP IT DOWN! CANT YOU SEE MOR IS SLEEPING!? Actually- SLEEP! ZZZzzzZZZzzZz *nervous* So Ami..
You know what? Im outta here.
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....BUT IF YOU TRY TO BREAK MY EARDRUMS ONCE AGAIN, I'LL PUT SHOE IN YOUR PANTS. Meow. Try to do that and you'll be dead, girl. See? Shoe agrees with me. Meow. NO I DO NOT. ........O__o`--
*walks away* .....Okay, now you're going to explain this to me. So, urm, Ami's my sister... ..........you don't look alike. ...she was adopted, you see... Yeeeeah. <_< TRUTH. NOW.
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*bursts in* he ships Amiviv *walks out* Aviv.. Oh crap.. AVIV! OH SHIT! *runz* I just wanted to say happy valentines..--
Suihou! HIDE ME! Alright, go in the fridge. *walks in*
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Um, Suhi? Yes? Have you maybe seen Aviv? No, why? Nevermind. *walks away*--
I hope she won't find me...
What are you doing there? Hiding. And you?
Giving lunches to that silly girl, who opens the fridge. She has to pay me about...300 dollars now. 
Want one? Um, no...
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So you made 300$? Yup ^_^--
*knock knock*
*opens door*
^_^ Matty! *hugs matt like a teddy*
Im chocking, dude! Oh, sorry STOPPPP BETRAYING MEEEEEEEEEE!!! No, man. you're doing it wrong. Oh.. *both walks in the room talking*---
*walks in*
BECAUSE IM MASKDEMASQUE!!! Nope, try it like this: Because im 
MASKDEMASQUEEEEEEEE!!!!! K, train me more. Kk. -__- DONT GIVE ME THAT FACEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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I can give you an even more intmidating face if you two don't stop that. >:C Well... .... ...... .... .........? WE DONT WANT TO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! .... -`___ - OKAY. You've got the bathroom and wardrobe, I have the rest. Is that okay with you two? ..... ...Living room too. =D *goes to kitchen*--
In the kitchen...
Hey, dude... huh? You've got a woman in your fridge. *waves* ....um, I'm there too. .....and a guy too. I know. ... ... ....How did they manage to fit in this small fridge? Well, my fridge is an entrance to another dimension; it's great, you see. I once had a party there. ...*pretty much confused* Hey, girl, you still have to pay me for these lunches.
....THESE WEREN'T FREE?!
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***
Hey Phoenix, wanna see something cool? Sure! Ok, watch this! *does an emo hair flip* This isn't good...
Muhahahahaha!! Come, Shoe! Tonight we pillage the petfood store!!! Meow! ...?
Did someone say my name? Hey Gumshoe... Yeah, pal? Why does everyone have weird hair?......
Hehehe...
MUHUHUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*choke*
MUHUHUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*choke*
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That'll be... 300$. AVIV! LOAN ME MONEY! I kinda need it- NOW! Fine. *hands 150$* THATS NOT ENOUGH! MATT, GIVE ME 150$!!!! What if i dont want to- *snatches cash*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOW HOW AM I GONNA PAY SHELLY!? You'll find a way. *gives money to angel* Thank you! come again! Or maybe you're coming to hell.--
AHAH! I KNEW YOU WERE IN THE FRIDGE! Mor... pleasee... ;_; Happy valentines. Huh? HAPPY VALENTINES!!!!You mean you're not angry about Ami? Not at all. Its valentines anyway ;D <3 *throws Angel from the fridge and slams the fridge's door* HEY!*Fridge starts vibrating*
Lets just leave them alone... *sigh*
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I've left all my lunches there, I'm sure they will eat them all! >:c *tries to open the fridge* *stops her* I promise you, they won't. But if- Then you'll give them a receipt. ...That sounds about okay.--
I'm hungry, guys. Let's go for a pizza. ...I'm not paying. <_< Of course not. Angel will, because she just got her pay and is gonna celebrate it with us :3 What?! I'm not going to- FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! ^O^ *they grab everyone and dash out of the home*(Sorry for teh shortness D:)
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Hello? Pizzeria?
Yes? I wanna order 10 pizza's. WHAT?!!? Shhh.
*bursts in* If you order Pizza, can i kill the delivery guy? Umm...--
Ooh Aviv! look at this lunch!
MOR, NO! ANGEL'S GONNA CHARGE US! But... *sniff* Fine, ill pay for it. *eats with Mor*--
*Ding-dong*
First time someone uses the bell.. *opens door* Heres your Pizza-
TAKE THAT! *Stabs Doug* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?!
I helped Ms. Starr. ^_^ Wanna meet for lunch? I'd really rather not...
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Mmm, yummy <3 Can we eat another one? *points at the pile of lunches stored in a corner* Well, it was very good one, I think we could- *notices the sticker at the underside of lunch box**it says "$39.99" on the sticker*
..........
.....
.....
.....
no.
:<--
PIZZA! <3 *they grab the pizza and go to the living room* *looks at the dead body of * ...
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED A GUY THERE- *pushes the corpse to the inside of house* You sssaw nothiiing.... *slams the door* SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE QUICKLY WAAAAAAH *goes to find a phonebooth*--
*
and are in the living room, eating pizza* Yummy. I agree, the pizza is very good. But it could be much better, so it's not really good, not at all. Hey, want another slice? *sitting on the corpse of * sure. *takes a slice* That's diguisting!
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Lets see if Su gots anything to eat.. Okay. *walks out of fridge* PIZZAS!?!?!?! How come you didnt tell us? Well... *Takes 5 box's of Pizza and runs with Mor into the fridge* Mhmm.. <3*eats together*
--
MY PIZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAA!! :'( There there, Klavier... *hugs*
my...my... PIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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...Anchois...? There are anchois? It seems so... Anchois.... IN MY PIZZA?! D:< WHO DID PUT THESE FRIGGING ANCHOIS THERE?! The one who made the pizza, I think. Calm down, please. That guy will be on my list. *draws the anchois out of her pizza*--
I WANT MY PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ;O; Stop crying, I'll get you another one! A big, round pizza with anchois and pepper and extra cheese! *sniff* Can it be without anchois? Of course, dear! - PHONE CALL -
Um, hello? Pizzeria?
Yes? Can I order a big pizza with extra cheese? Without anchois, remember! ...and without anchois?[OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY GRANDMA?! I THREW OUT SOME MEAT BECAUSE IT WAS ROTTEN. THEN SHE JUST GETS IT OUT OF THE TRASH BIN AND SHOVES INTO HER WARDROBE. SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE HELL. WHY DO I HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM WITH HER?! EVERYTHING SMELLS HERE NOW D:<]
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Come on, lets eat. Okay...--
Im a big boy, i dont cry.. Of course you are. ...:] =3
*/wrists*Sorreh for teh shortness.
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And you can always get another pizza, if you don't like the anchois. We still have 4 boxes left. But the other pizzas might be with anchois too... You never can be sure about it. Well, right.--
*DING-DONG*
*opens the door* Pizza. MINE! ^O^ *grabs the pizza and dashes to the living room* ...o__o That would be $19. *opens her wallet and searches for money* ............
......
.......
Can you pay me now, miss? Um, err... *grabs a gun and shoots * OH GOD THEY KILLED ANOTHER- *aims the gun at * You. saw. nothing. Yessir! *pushes the corpse into inside of the house and slams the door*
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*Finished eating another box* mhmmm... How was it? Fun. Im glad you like it. Stop sucking up and start kissing.--
Here, Klavie. Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! *grabs pizza and dances* *pizza falls down* ...*sob* OH FUCK!
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Your wish is a command for me :3 *kiss~* That's what I like the most about you <3 ...I thought that you like my personality too! :< Of course I do.--
...m-my...pizza.... ;_____; It's what you get for dancing and not eating. AND YOU'RE GOING TO CLEAN IT UP, UNDERSTAND?! b-but.... ;__; I'll make you a sandwich when you finish. Make it without anchois! Don't worry, I don't even have anchois there. *hands him a floor cloth*
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You know what? I love them both. D'; >.< I love everything about you. =D--
Okay, im done. Cool, heres your sandwich.
*bursts in* DID SOMEBODY SAY SAND WITCH!? Umm, no.
>:[ OH GOD.
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That sounds much better. And much more romantic~ *nyoro-n* <:3--
*hands a dead body* Here, have a corpse and go away. W-what? Why would I- *pushes April out of house and slams the door*--
THERE IS THIS LADY! SHE KILLED A PIZZA MAN! LOOK, SHE'S EVEN HOLDING HIS BODY!
You don't need to be so loud, sir! And to you, miss... YOU'RE ARRESTED. But I didn't do- No talking. >:C
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GUUUUUUYYYYYSSS! BE CAREFUL! Can i mastur- NO!--
I love you, Mori. Me too.--
Here she is, sir!
Cool, pal! now we have a toy the policemen can play with! Uuhh, what?
Uhh, nothing.
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tee-hee~ *glomps Aviv* <3--
*the fridge starts to fall down*
OH GOD IT'S FALLIN-*CRASH*
....my bones...x__x What about now- *murderous look*
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Nevermind.--
OH GOD THE WORLD HAS BEEN TURNED OVER. The..F-fridge...falled..d-down...y-you...f-fucking...idiots... Oh. Hey guys. Hi Klavier.--
Umm, sir, the hyperactive officer is raping the suspect. ...! *runs*--
GIVE IT STRONGER OFFFICER MEEKINS!!!!! you dont have to yell.
...Huh?--
*making out on the couch* fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap Ignore him. Ignore what? *turns around* WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
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WAS HE DOING THAT ENTIRE TIME WE WERE THERE?! Well, yes. .... ..... *'that' look at Klavier* ........okay, bye =D' *runs away*--
Officer Meekins, you got an order to guard the suspect, not rape her! I'm sorry, sir. ...and you didn't even manage to invite me there... I'm sorry- wait, WHAT?!--
Well, since he's gone... Can we continue now? Sure. :3--
my...bones.........shattering....
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Hey Edgeworth, I just realized something... remember Bruce Goodman? What about him? ...Did you ever get the dead body smell out of your car? Because I was hoping we could- Don't you have some sex with your future self to have? We're seeing other people right now. Oh. Well anyway, I had to get a new car because Blue Gavin ate that one. Kristoph... ate your car? Where is that little whore!? I wanted to make out with you in that car! Probably out being a little whore... oh CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET HIM BORROW MY NEW CAR! THAT THING COST 20 BILLION DOLLARS! I HAD TO SELL THE ANNIHILATRIX!*Kristoph drives up and parks Edgeworth's car in the middle of the road* *he and Angel get out, in their underwear*
Oh, Krissy, that was the best night I've ever had! We have to do it again sometime!
Anytime, baby. Well, anytime I'm not busy with lawyer stuff.*Maggey also gets out, in her underwear, as do a few others*
Finally in my life, I have good luck! ...
Your sex level was over 9000!
*drawing detailed pictures of what they did*
Oh, Krissy-poo... <3 OLDBAG WTF DO NOT WANT! You're here too, Edgey-poo? This just keeps getting better and better! OBJECTION! I OBJECT TO SEXUAL HARASSMENT! Well, there goes the rest of my night, then. What? I didn't say anything. You might think I just said something, but I didn't.
Will you listen to your elders!? I have something to tell you, Edgey-boy! I'm pregnant! WHAT THE... HOW... OBJECTION... HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF MENOPAUSE!?
At least we know you're not the baby daddy. You'd have to do it with a woman. *facepalm* Please tell me you weren't also in the car... No one can resist the natural Gavin sexiness. Especially not you, Edgeworth... ...ALL OF YOU STFU I AM GOING HOME TO HAVE ALONE TIME WITH MY WRIGHT SHOWER PHO- ...er... uh... I OBJECT TO YOU ALL STARING AT ME LIKE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING EMBARRASSING! *stomps away* Wow, what's up his butt? Certainly not me, with that attitude.
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*still making out*--
Mr. Gumshoe, sir! can you teach me your tricks? ...Of course! ^o^--
JUSTICE IS OUT!! APOLLO JUSTICE IS OUT!! IM FREEEE!!
Not yet, spikey head. *nyoro-n*
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