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But there's a thread for Ron, so why not one for his gorgeous wife?
Anyway, I think this had to be done, because although everyone seems to love Ron and the idea of Ron and Dessie together, no one seems to really talk about her.
I suppose Max/Franziska and Ron/Dessie. You should too.
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I wonder what kind of bike she rides, is it one of those sleek sports bikes or a streetfighter? Maybe she has a classic chopper - which would handle better at the higher speeds she likes to maintain.
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Dessie's..... okay. She's a bit of a ditz in my opinion. And then someone pointed out that her neck is really long and I noticed it for the first time. I can't look at her anymore. :/
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I'm going to go look at that now.
I suppose Max/Franziska and Ron/Dessie. You should too.
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It was, actually.
I suppose Max/Franziska and Ron/Dessie. You should too.
Apparently, my avatar was made by Limey. Hooray!
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Now if anyone makes a Dessie signature, it HAS to have Sonic lyrics in it.
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Desireé is so amazing. Who cares if she spends more money than the subject of a Kanye West song? She's awesome. And she rides a motorcycle. zomg the innuendo.
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Speaking of uniforms, just how exactly does Dessie dress/undress herself for motorcycle riding before and after work? She's properly dressed for the "office lady" role in that picture of when Ron saved her from the muggers.
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Why are we so sure that Dessie's a nymphomaniac? I mean, besides the obvious ._____.;;
PS: Because there isn't the bare minimum of Ron/Des fic, art and even doujin, here's Ron/Des on a motorcycle while being chased by cops (and no, I didn't write it. Gawd I wish I did!)
There. Now it is forever forum-canon! Like Edgeworth's 'alone time' X3
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Aw, I just can't imagine dear Ron NOT being a virgin! Then again, Desiree would have handled that bit a loooong time ago X3
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Nah. They're married, after all. The night of their wedding, Dessie would have been all "Clothes off. NAO.
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I suspected her being Mask*DeMasque (I think there was a thread for that...)
btw, why is she always called "Ms. DeLite" instead of "Mrs. DeLite"? I'm no native-speaker, so I hope you can clear that up for me =3
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She knows how to bike
Since she was two
and got her first trike.
She married a chico
who looks like a chick
it shocked a lot of people
when they saw he had a dick
Her life is quite expensive,
she doesn't really mind.
Makes her husbad aprehensive,
makes him rob all the time.
She's a tough girl,
but she's chock full of love.
Her hubby's her world,
he's what she thinks of.
Even convicted,
for the robbery of stuff,
she'd rather get evicted,
than leave the man she loves.
Desiree Delite
she's a nice woman, yes.
On her hog, she takes flight.
To her Ronnie, she's the best.
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Thats genius, and adorable!
Kittens approve that song
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Ooh~, kinky...
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PS: Because there isn't the bare minimum of Ron/Des fic, art and even doujin, here's Ron/Des on a motorcycle while being chased by cops (and no, I didn't write it. Gawd I wish I did!)
There. Now it is forever forum-canon! Like Edgeworth's 'alone time' X3
I love this fanfiction so much. :'D
IT MAKES ME HAPPY.
I suppose Max/Franziska and Ron/Dessie. You should too.
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Let's! Objection!
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O SHI--
*hundred hand slap!*
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Please don't lust after my WIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEE~
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...or not, because a threesome might include tying up and gagging Ron to the bedposts and being raeped by his wife and co. for the rest of the night...
...drooooooooool...
...oh uh, sorry, back to Dessie *cough*almosthijackedthreadeek!Ronistooawesome!*cough*
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But. Yeah. I think she's totally hot.
It amazes me she stayed with Ron, though.
And at the same time, it's so cute. D:
I suppose Max/Franziska and Ron/Dessie. You should too.
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But, yes, she is quite attractive.
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Storm up to the people holding her hostage and scream "PLEASE, STOP IIIIIIIIIIT!"
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Hey! Princess Leia is something to be feared, especially in a security guard uniform.
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Because Klavier Gavin is a lot more dull than I thought he would be T____T I miss Edgeworth *sobs*
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Avatar by Vicki, sig by Mr.Trite. Thanks, guys.
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And the misery.
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But I do miss Edgeworth, he had an awesome story.
Oh' and before people start yelling at me for getting of topic...
... I forgot... um... I think Dessie is hot in a non gay way...
that was lame I'm sorry.
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Because Klavier Gavin is a lot more dull than I thought he would be T____T I miss Edgeworth *sobs*
Not having AJ yet, I have no knowledge of Klavier, but I agree that the DeLites should certainly make an appearance in one of Apollo's cases. Maybe Ron has become something of a celebrity since the DeMasque case broke, and now gets to spend time with the social elite. Dessie would probably love that, while Ron would hate it. And also, they've been making money licensing Mask*DeMasque's image to a TV show about him. But then the actor who plays DeMasque on TV is, get this...ARRESTED FOR MURDER! Who could see that twist coming?
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I mean, seriously.
GS 4 needs moar Dessie. And Ron.
They'd better come back in future games or I'll CRY. D:<
I suppose Max/Franziska and Ron/Dessie. You should too.
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SO. MUCH. AWESOME!
OH HECK! MAKE THEM TWINS!
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SO. MUCH. AWESOME!
OH HECK! MAKE THEM TWINS!
No, no, they can't do that.
I'd be too busy squealing at the screen to play.
PLEASE SWIM WITH MEEEEEE!!
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Definitely hot. I was speechless when I saw her. Just...wow.
Makes me want to cry from happiness...
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