Who?: Damon Gant and Trillo (with cameo by Sal Manella)
Where are they now?: Hosting a children's TV show called "Gant Time: With Gant and Trillo" about clapping, swimming, and playing the "organ" among other things.


Gant: Greetings boys and girls! It's Gant time!
Trillo: With Gant and Trillo!
*theme song* (Think Mickey Mouse club)
G-A-N-T-T-R-I-L-L-O
It is Gant,
And Trillo,
They make us shout out for MORE! MORE! MORE!
G-A-N-T-T-R-I-L-L-O
*theme song ends*
Gant: Lovely! Today we will be swimming. If that makes you excited clap!
"live" audience: *clap clap clap*
Gant: Excellent! Let's go swimming!
*Trillo eying female stage hand* Can I sing a song I wrote first?
Gant: Why of course Trillo!
Trillo: *ahem*
Whenever I see you, I want to do you!
You are the only one for meeeeee!
Sal Manella: Cut j00dz! Wut R j00 d001ng? Thiz iz a childrenz TV show j00dz!
Gant: Trillo was simply singing a delightful little song.
Trillo: *still singing*
Oh how I love you, more than the rest,
I exspecialy love, those great big---*stage hand smacks Trillo across the face, knocking his head off*
Trillo's head as it flies through the air: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Audience becomes pandemonium. Children running and screaming.
Gant: Lock the doors Sally, I think it's Gant tiem!
Sal: 4nd whut if I d0n7?
Gant:.................................................................................................................................................
Do you want to take that chance?
Sal: I'll ge7 7ha7 d00r f0r joo!
Gant: Good man Sally! I knew I could count on you!

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