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wtf is going on here @_@
Oh, and I thought CockatriceWright's was funny :3
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:kyouya: *sitting behind the couch and watching them* fu fu fu :3
:phoenix: :lana: *ignoring him and still making out~* <3

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:adrian: Hi. What's your name.
:cheese: Hello, I'm Olga Orly.
:adrian: ...O RLY?
:cheese: YA RLY.
:adrian: NO WAI!
:cheese: YA WAI.
:adrian: SRSLY?
:cheese: SRSLY.
:adrian: ...Okay, you win. D:
:cheese: yay!

(Little inspiration, sorry D:)
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:haha: Hey Klav.
:wall-bang: Daryan, look!
:pencil: OMG!!!!
:pencileraser: :kyouya: fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
:beard: SHABAT SHALOM
:kyouya: ...>.>
:phoenix: Is this guy jewish?
:lana: i dunno.
:beard: LAMIROIR REQUESTS YOU SHALL NOT SHOVE HER IN THE GUITAR CASE MR. DARYAN
:pencil: no
:beard: yes
:pencil: no
:beard: yes
:pencil: no
:beard: YES
:takao: wtf dont talk caps u noob
:beard: ;(
:gipsy: Romein, are you jewish
:beard: CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
:gipsy: Yeeahhh... *walks back slowely, turns then runnss*
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:hotti: *stops Lamiroir* Hiiiii~
:gipsy: Um, er...hi...... *gulp*
:hotti: Why are you wearing that piece of silk on your face? You shouldn't be hiding it, hmm, yes...
:gipsy: I have errr, leprosy. I can't show my face to anyone.
:hotti: Leprosy, huh? I'm a doctor, you see... I could do something to help ya~
:gipsy: DO NOT WANT.
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:takao: lol, ur a n00b >:3 hahaha
:beard: ...What is a n00b?
:sal: :takao: LMAO ZOMG ROTFL. U dunno what's a n00b?!
:beard: Um, that's true.
:sal: :takao: ROTFL, WHAT A N00B.
:beard: *loser aura* I always knew that I should have been using the dictionary more often ;_;
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:pft: Hello, brother.
:kyouya: Guten tag, Krissy.
:pft: I wanted to tell you something.
:kyouya: Ja? Tell me~
:pft: ....I'm gay.
:kyouya: O_o` that's...okay...I guess....
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:takao: ...SALLY, UR BACK FROM THE DEAD.
:sal: N0th1ng c4n s70p S4l, LOLZ.
:takao: I missed u so much, Sally! =D
:sal: D'aww <3
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:keiko-sad: ....My boyfriend's cheating on me.
:gambler: Why are you telling me that?
:keiko-sad: No clue. I just want to talk with someone. *cling tiem now*
:gambler: пошoл вон! D:
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(I really had this idea attached to my head and I needed to take it out)
Vhunter and co. (inner) present (inner: even if i dont want): GOURDY HUNTING
(since I have double personality im taking :matt:) :matt: : It's official we're out of money
:enguard: : and what are you expectin me to do?
:matt: : You got edgeworth's phone, right?
:enguard: : yeah sure
*5 minutes later*
:sadshoe: : Why i'm here pal?
:edgeworth: : Because he's going to give me doujinshis if we catch gourdy
:enguard: : and we need bait
:sadshoe: : but gourdy doesn't ex...
*Gourdy appears and eat gumshoe*
:edgeworth: : great I need a new slave
:enguard: : You must admit that it was fun ^^

*In a totally diferent location*
*an airplane is about to crash there are 5 passengers but there are only 4 parachutes*
:uramidn: : Since I'm bruto cadaverini's granddaughter I'm taking this parachute, see in hell suckers
:will: : I'm the countries' most important, and best actor so im taking this parachute
:karma: : I'm the world's most perfect and most intelligent prosecutor so im taking this parachute *takes the parachute that :cody: is holding*
:godot: : I alredy lived and died once so I see no reason for you to not be saved kid
:cody: : Don't worry gramps "The world's most intelligent prosecutor' took my school bag so there is still one for you

:matt: : I know it sucked
:enguard: : yeah it sucked
:matt: : who asked you anyway?
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:garyuu: Bro, I gotta tell you something.
:kyouya: *gulp* ...Ja?
:garyuu: Ur smexy, Fraulen.
:kyouya: >__< *runs away*
:garyuu: I just want some love :'(
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:gambler: I look like a pokemon character.
:nick: ...So?
:gambler: You dont.
:nick: ...Mor, deal her.
:lana: Say it, Aviv.
:ack: *covers ears* PHOENIX X MILES YAOI-
:bite: *supersonic fangirl scream*
:gambler: *asplodes*
:lana: You know, she looked like a pokemon character.
:nick: -__-
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(And for the Pokemon Character theme....)

:pearl: :cody: :-P Wooooo Yeah!!
:cody: Fighting so many different ways until its time to fly away!
:shoe: Chu-chu pika-pika chu-chu pika-pika
:pearl: Carrying the beachball in our arms happily to the waterside!
:shoe: Chu-chu pika-pika chu-chu pika-pika
:-P Slowing down and fastening our eyes to the giant clouds as we laugh!
:shoe: Chu-chu pika-pika chu-chu pika-pika



:ini: Summer is surely the number one season!


:-P Last year's summer vacation was a bit regretful
:pearl: But this year's summer vacation we will remember for all time


:ini: Getting sleepy as we sit in the shade
:that-b-word: :ayame: 'Summer Vacation Fan Club'
:minuki: Yay!
:-P Slowly eating the chipped ice dessert
:that-b-word: :ayame: 'Summer Vacation Fan Club'


:chopchop: Hanging the laundry and watching it dry in the wind!
:shoe: Chu-chu pika-pika chu-chu pika-pika
:lunches: Getting a summer greeting card from my schoolmate!
:shoe: Chu-chu pika-pika chu-chu pika-pika
:gipsy: Arranging flowers in the handmade vases!
:shoe: Chu-chu pika-pika chu-chu pika-pika



:ini: Summer is surely the number one season!


:chopchop: Putting sun tan lotion on the children's bare skin
:lunches: Just enough so that they won't get burned during this summer vacation


:gipsy: Walking slowly with a parasol
:that-b-word: :ayame: "Summer Vacation Fan Club"
:shoe: Ran-ra-ran-ran
:chopchop: Making vegetables and boiled octopus
:that-b-word: :ayame: "Summer Vacation Fan Club"

:lunches: Leaping and jumping in summer kimonos
:that-b-word: :ayame: "Summer Vacation Fan Club"
:ini: Fireworks are pretty aren't they?
:that-b-word: :ayame: "Summer Vacation Fan Club"

(I wrote it just to have Shoe imitating Pikachu. ....Pikashoe. hahaha. <3)
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:nick: :lana: ....O___o`
:adrian: It's not even summer there...

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:garyuu: Wait for me, meine bruder! *runs after Klavier*
:kyouya: NEIN!
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:nick: *yawn*
:lana: You're tired? c'mon, lets go sleep, Avivi.
:nick: Well... alright.
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:kyouya: SUI, MAKE OUT WITH ME!!
:adrian: ... :D *jumps on Klavier*
:kyouya: :adrian: <3
:garyuu: ...;'(
:kyouya: Who's emo, now, Krissy?
:garyuu: I'll have you know im a big boy.
:kyouya: ... >.>
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:lana: :phoenix: *cuddling in bed*
:phoenix: So this is what we're gonna do for the rest of saturday?
:lana: Yes..?
:phoenix: Cool with me.
:lana: ^_^
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:gipsy: *Ahem*
Sugar, Sugar...
O that night, in your embrace.
When you stole away the keys
My heart held on to so tight

Pleasure *cough*
But a fleeting melod-
:hotti: Y HALO THAR!
:gipsy: OH FUCK!
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:gipsy: Why the hell are you going after me?!
:hotti: ~♥
:gipsy: OH, FINE. I'll show you my face. *takes the face mask off* :chef: Are you 'appy now, mon ami?
:hotti: ..... *heart attack*

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:gipsy: *hiding somewhere and shaking* I-I owe my l-live to that chef....

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:garyuu: *making out with :hobohodo: in front of :adrian: and :kyouya: *


:adrian: ....why is your brother acting so weird?
:kyouya: He's gay and he's trying to make me jealous.
:adrian: .....but why?
:kyouya-pull: I think he has a crush on me.
:adrian: Um, oh. I won't ask further.

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:phoenix: :lana: *lying in bed together*
:phoenix: It would be fun if we could lie like this outside, looking at the stars...
:lana: It's February. It's cold.
:phoenix: You always make me warm.
:lana: Aww <3

(Oh, and the :hobohodo: emoticon is for the Hobo!Phoenix, not Aviv! XD)
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:hotti: *looks around* *glomps Jean*
:maya: Hey Mr. Arm-
:maya-shock: OMG!
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:phoenix: Mhmmm, i love you Mori.
:lana: Me too. <3
:phoenix: *Kiss*
:lana: I missed you so much..
:phoenix: Missed me? I'm right-
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:phoenix: *wakes up*
:nick: I fell asleep...while making out?
:lana: *still kissing* You falled asleep, havent you? I knew it-
:phoenix: I had a dream about you.
:lana: I love you.
:phoenix: :3 <3
(By the way, awesome Ami smileys by the awesome Tajiri Ami.)
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:matt: : More not so funny funnies

COMERCIAL
:matt: : are you so so lame that you got no fans?
:youngpayne: : YES!
:matt: : Then you need this: THE COOLNES PILLS
:youngpayne: : I need them!!!!!!!!!! *eats the whole bottle*
:enguard: Secondary effects: Lost of hair and penis
:youngpayne: : :wtf:
:payne: : And thats why my voice is like this
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*HOW FRANZISKA WAS REALLY BORN*
:grey: : finally after many genitical experiments I combined Hittler's dominatrix genes, indiana jones whipping ones, and von karma perfeccionist to make a baby girl, still I don't know wny I did it
:matt: : I was drunk ok?
:karma: : stop it right there, no one uses my perfect genes and goes free
:grey: : What are you going to do, prosecute me and send me to jail?
*thirty seconds later*
:udgy: : since its 3am I declare the defendant :guilty:
:karma: : Now youre going to be my perfect daughter and be as perfect as your father
:matt: :ka-whip: : Foolishly folish fool how dare you to make stories about my borning?
:enguard: : yeah how dare you? *throws a kunai to him*, I think I love you Franziska ^^
:enguard: :ka-whip: : Shut up follishly foolish fool's double personality
:phoenix: : Im scared for a life
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:chef: I always knew that you liked me, mon ami <3
:hotti: Be quiet, someone might hear this D:

:maya-shock: MENTAL IMAGES MENTAL IMAGES MENTAL IMAGES-

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:phoenix: ...in this dream you said you missed me...
:lana: Interesting.
:phoenix: ...but I was right next to you! Then, you asked me if I'll come back-
Image And you were stealing my lines. Now please, be quiet. I'm trying to sleep there. *covers her head with the quilt*
:nick: :lana: ..What are you doing in our bed?
Image TRYING TO SLEEP.


(Hey, is that okay for us to use Ami in our funnies, by the way? o.o)
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:sadshoe: : Hey pal are you still possesing matt's body?
:matt: : yes, actually I don't know how to get out of this body
:enguard: : You Idiot!!!!!! We are traped in this body?????!!!!!!
:matt: : hum... yes?
:enguard: : grrrrrr
:matt: : calm yourself inner I got an idea
*5 seconds later*
:gipsy: : got a selection of good things stranga
:matt: : I want something that can get my soul out of matt's body
:gipsy: : oh... I got this ying yang magatama always work ^^
:enguard: How much
:gipsy: : 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 pes.... i mean dollars
:matt: : :wtf:
:enguard: : so we are stuck until we get the money
:matt: : I got an idea, first lets make an demon hunting agency here ^^
:enguard: : not too shabby idiot
:edgy: : Lets make a commercial
:matt: :enguard: and :eh?: : Where did you came from
:edgy: : I was in your bath mas...
:matt: :enguard: and :eh?: : WE KNOW ALREADY!!!!!!!!!

*comercial*
:grey: : Oh no a demon took my records of how to kill the weather girl
:matt: : Do not fear anymore civilian because I vhunter i'm here to take care of this
Demon: oh no
*kills the demon*
:matt: : If are ever in need to kill demons don't fear to call 666-never-say-hell (or pm me)
*end*
:enguard: : That sucked
:matt: : Yeah, but at least we can get out of this body
:phoenix: : and it better be quick
:matt: : nobody loves me T_T
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Due to the real-life RPs I have with my buddies, these happened (or were thought of) during my outings, including a trip to El Pollo Loco and the bowling party I was at tonight. XD

*at El Pollo Loco*

:mareka: Guys, I haven't seen that Wellington guy anywhere... where is he? o_0

:adrian: .....O__O um. Miss DeLite? *points to the soda fountain*

:wellington: OH GOD STRAWBERRY FANTA OMNOMNOM *presses lever and puts his face under it* <333

:eh?: Maybe we should just leave him here.

:mareka: Are you kidding? The guy's crazy, he'll hunt us down! ....besides, that thing's bound to run out of soda eventually.

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*at the bowling alley* *ACTUALLY HAPPENED BTW*

:wellington: I'll show you how a FIRST CLASS bowler does it!

:godot: K.

:wellington: *knocks over one pin* ......

:godot: You really are a first-class bowler.

:wellington: Shut up.

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*at a gumball machine* *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

:mareka: *gets a yellow one* Crap, it's banana. *hands it over to Wellington*

:wellington: :/ *eats it anyway*

:mareka: *tries again, gets a pink one* YES! STRAWBERRY!

:wellington: ....... :beef:
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:enguard: : idiot we have a problem
:matt: : yeah i know there are no clients, there's no demons in this world
:enguard: : no... someone stole my gra.. i mean wine cup
:matt: : We really need to get out of this body
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(I sent her a PM with a requests, if she wont approve, we'll use someone else, Btw, the smileys are by Tajiri Ami. the most awesome user of Court Records)
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We interrupt these funnies for an important public service announcement:

Image: You're missing my sweatdrop smiley! So far, I've been hassling people for stealing lines and I've apparently ended up in someone else's bed... I don't think I'm being misused here. XD
:hobohodo: : Oh hey, have I been showing up much?
Image: N-N-Nix! W-when did you get here?
:hobohodo: : I've been standing behind you the whole time. Why is it you always get so nervous around me?
Image: Allergy! I th-think you're giving me an allergic reaction.
:hobohodo: : Allergies don't cause stuttering. Maybe you were just wishing you'd end up in my bed?
Image: . . . *Passes out from nasal cavity blood-loss*

Feel free to use the Ami smilies! We now return to our regularly scheduled funnies.
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:oops: Thanks so much for the approval, Ami.
Image You're still not stealing my lines.
:nixiesob:
Image Unless you can get Nix to come here.
:nick: Hes.... kinda... busy?
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:garyuu: :hobohodo: <3
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Image Nix. NOW.
:oops: Alright! *nervous*
-1 sec. later-
:phoenix: *Drags Kristoph making out with Hobo!Nix*
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Image *smacks Kristoph*
:garyuu: O-oh, h-hello, miss. =D;;;;
Image You. are. dead.
:garyuu: ... =D; *runs away*
Image *looks at Hobo!Nick* And about you...
:hobohodo2: *gulp*
Image Why the hell didn't you tell me that you're gay.
:hobohodo: It's bi, dear. I'm bi.
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:minuki: DADDY!?!
:bite: YOU MADE CHILDREN!?!?!?!
Image OF COURSE NOT!
:hobohodo: I adopted her.
:minuki: And hes one gay daddy.
:hobohodo2: BI! TRUCY, BI!!
:minuki: Whatever. *wink wink*
:nick: *facepalm*
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:franny: Only a foolishly fool of a foolish mother who bore a son with a foolishly foolish man foolishly follows a foolish fool with a foolish motive and a fools alibi with afoolish fool girl and her foolishly fool father!

:udgy: Mr Wright? Any objections to the posicution 's statement?

:phoenix: I'm still trying to figure out what it means.

:eh?: Should you be saying that with a smile on your face?
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:hobohodo: *goes to find Kristoph*

:minuki: But daddy doesn't really seem bi to me, you see...
:lana: :nick: Image ...?
:minuki: I've never seen him dating a girl..No, maybe one time, a long, long time ago. Now, there were only guys.
:lana: :nick: Image ...........
:minuki: W-what? Did I say something wrong?!
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Scene: Prosecutor's Office

:maya: Hi Edgeworth, we brought that document you needed.

:edgeworth: Ah yes. Be sure to give Wright my thanks.

:franny: Hmph. As if we needed any foolish documents from that foolish fool.

:pearl: Oh, there's one other thing.

:edgeworth: Yes?

:maya: Wait, there is?

:pearl: Yeah, this nice man ask me to deliver this clock to you.

:franny: Child, how do you know that package is a clock?

:pearl: Oh, because I can hear it ticking.

Scene: Wright Anything Agency, seven years later

:hobohodo: And that's what happened to them.

:odoroki: .... Is that story true?

:minuki: I don't know, he keeps changing it. My favorite is the one with the landshark.
Truth will come to light.

William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice.
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:kyouya: :I have one thing to say to the witness.

:franny: :What?

:kyouya: :Der Strafverteidiger, er ist ein idiot, nein?

:franny: :Allerdings! Er ist ein völliger Narr! Er vermutlich versteht uns nicht!

:kyouya: :Bitte schön!

:odoroki: :What are they saying?

:franny: Sie dummer Dummkopf. Sie verdienen nur guily Urteilssprüche.

:udgy: :I have no idea.
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:edgy: Having alone time, having alone time, with a Feenie doll!

:ack: *comes in* WTF! Do not want!

:edgeworth: Oops.

:pearly: What is that Mr. Edgeworth is touching?

:edgeworth: You brought her in here!

:nick: Maybe a few more people...

:zaviaar: :Bikini: :spload: :flowsers: :bro: :Pizza2: :pizza: :gantdown: :pealshock: :nixiesob: :zennybw: :paynehair: :jazzron: :beta-phoenix2: :adrian-crunch: :raygun: :redd-is-white: :glasses: :coffee: :butz: :accordion-head: :zap: :megaphone: :shatter: :hair-bounce: :may: :headbang: :onamida: :ema-shock: :snap: :moe-laugh: :karate: :scratch: MAH EYES!

:gant: That is one hot d--

:hotti: Ick! That is disgusting! ...not...
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If a dog and a dolphin can get along, why can't our mom and dad?
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*3am*
:matt: : zzzzzzz
:enguard: : idiot how can you sleep with dekiller in the house
:shelly: : I´m just watching your sleep
:matt: : Well since we can´t go to our body we should get used to it, now, I´m going to the bthroom
:edgy: : Hi, I was mas...
:matt: : that´s it we are getting back to our body (I really hate that joke)
*five seconds later*
:gipsy: : Welcome stranga...
*takes out a magnum*
:matt: : give me the fu***ng magatama bi***
:gipsy: : ok ok ok, *givs the fu***ng magatama*
:pearl: : Oh miter hunter you foun my magatama
:matt: : Your magatama?, That´s low even for you
:gipsy: : bussines is bussiness is business, I don´t want to end like gumshoe, where is him anyway?
:enguard: : he was eatend by gourdy
:gipsy: : gourdy? $_$
*five seconds later*
:maya: : nick my gourdy burger smells like gumshoe
:phoenix: : is this gumshoe´s bagde *takes the badge out of the burger*
*SAY NO TO EXOTIC ANIMALS MEAT, EAT DEMON´S MEAT, IS SPICY AND TENDER *
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*3am*
:matt: : zzzzzzz
:enguard: : idiot how can you sleep with dekiller in the house
:shelly: : I´m just watching your sleep
:matt: : Well since we can´t go to our body we should get used to it, now, I´m going to the bthroom
:edgy: : Hi, I was mas...
:matt: : that´s it we are getting back to our body (I really hate that joke)
*five seconds later*
:gipsy: : Welcome stranga...
*takes out a magnum*
:matt: : give me the fu***ng magatama bi***
:gipsy: : ok ok ok, *givs the fu***ng magatama*
:pearl: : Oh mister hunter you found my magatama
:matt: : Your magatama?, That´s low even for you
:gipsy: : bussines is bussiness is business, I don´t want to end like gumshoe, where is him anyway?
:enguard: : he was eatend by gourdy
:gipsy: : gourdy? $_$
*five seconds later*
:maya: : nick my gourdy burger smells like gumshoe
:phoenix: : is this gumshoe´s bagde? *takes the badge out of the burger*
*SAY NO TO EXOTIC ANIMALS MEAT, EAT DEMON´S MEAT, IS SPICY AND TENDER n_n *
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yeah so I left.

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This is my first one soo... no being mean :chinami:


:keiko: Hey guess what?
:phoenix: What?
:keiko: I just invented a time machine!
:nick: Hmm... this could be fun! *goes back in time to Mia's first trial.*
:javado: Who are you?
:phoenix: never mind that, guess what?
:javado: What?
:phoenix: In the future, you get poisoned and go blind and then your girlfriend dies and I beat you in trials because you become a prosecutor.
:onamida: *about to take poison*
:javado: *takes poison and eats*
*END*
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yes i liked it
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yeah so I left.

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Hey thanks! :edgy:
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Holding the Mega Drive controller!

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:takita: He's fat and he don't run too fast,
:takita: But he's faster than me.
:takita: Last night at the show we saw him.
:takita: Going out of his tree.
:takita: My Wocky Kitaki man!

:agent_j: Start singing that again and I'll BLOW YOUR *CENSOR* BRAINS OUT!
:karate: I-I know karate! DO YOUR WORSE!
:agent_j: And I know how to Elite Beat your ass where the sun don't shine!
:agent_j: You have ten seconds to get out of my sight!
:agent_j: *loads and holds gun*
:takita: *runs while screaming like girl*
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"Too Awesome to Die"

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Hehehehehehe. Wocky Kitaki man. I never thought of that one. Internet high five!
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:edgy: *riding in raft with Maya* Wow, what a normal and uneventful day we're having. Surely nothing exciting and life changing could happen tod-aw crap. *crash* Cheap freaking canoe. Damnit Maya, I told you we shouldn't have gotten a raft at Wal Mart, but nooooooooo! You had a coooooouuuuuupon!
:maya: AND I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I WATERBEND THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!
:edgeworth: Now Maya, remember what I said about waterbending when you're PMSing...
:maya: Are you trying to tell me what to do!? Is it because I'm a woman!? *goes on long rant, until iceburg blows up behind her*
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....Woo! Avatar Abridged series.
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Lack of sleep sucks...

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:nick-sweat: Okay... so we're the only two people on the pannet who aren't zombies... What do we do!?
:edgy: I know what'll cheer us up! OH, KOOL-AIDE!!!!
:ack: NO! Edgeworth!
:grossburg: ( Zombie Kool-Aide Guy) *Bursts through wall* OH YEAH!!!!!
:ack: :wacky-edgy:
:grossburg: *Eats them both*
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Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.

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RadioShadow wrote:
:takita: He's fat and he don't run too fast,
:takita: But he's faster than me.
:takita: Last night at the show we saw him.
:takita: Going out of his tree.
:takita: My Wocky Kitaki man!

That's soo awesome!
--
Heres an Suihou-unrelated funny. (Finally XD)
:lana: Okay, men. i'm gonna brief you on the basics of being an prosecutor.
:bite: DONT LET ME DOWN!
:edgeworth: (This is soo boring)
:bite: Sleeping on duty again?! GET TO WORK!
:payne: Ugh..
:kyouya: Fraulen chief? Can i-
:lana: Can you WHAT?! CAN YOU BE A GOOD PROSECUTOR? NO!!!
:kyouya: ...Nevermind.
:karma-scream: GET ON WITH IT!
:godot: Yes, GET ON WITH IT!
:edgeworth: :godot: :franny: :kyouya: :payne: :karma: YEAH! GET ON WITH ITT!!!!!
:lana: He..heal...
:bite: HEEEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:edgeworth: :godot: :franny: :kyouya: :payne: :karma: *quiet*
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I'm in ur blu, stealin ur iPodz

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:matt: So, what will we be doing today?

:enguard:Shut up.

Image Hello, sir.

:enguard: God, I hate people like you, always so cute and innocent. You make me sick.

Image Excuse me?

:matt: No need to be so rude.

:enguard:I'll be rude to whoever I want. *shoves Dahlia*

:chinami: Touch me again and I will send your soul to the darkest regions of-

:enguard:Whoa, what?

Image Oh, nothing.

:enguard:Something tells me this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

*elsewhere*

:phoenix: Uh-oh.

:odoroki: What?

:phoenix: I just had a feeling something very bad just happened...
If you can't beat them, humiliate them...In public.
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:uramidn: : cadaverinis are the owners' of the city
:chopchop: : Shut up bitch, kitakis rule!!!!!!!
???? : Shut up you 2
:uramidn: and :chopchop: : Boss!!!
:cookie: : It's time now Now cookies are going to coquer the worldl de world
:matt: : Not so fast, i'm vhunter and here to stop you demon cookie!!
:cookie: :now I'm going to kill you, tajuu kage bunshin no jutsu!!!!!!
:cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie::cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: : Kame hame ha bigbang!!!!!!!
:matt: : oh shit, Estigma!
*100000000 lances apear and attack the cookies
:cookie: Gant kuchiyose no jutsu!!!
:gant: : Rape attack!!!!!!!!!!
:matt: : jaja, Matt is over 18 gant, you can't attack me!!!
:zap: : nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
:cookie: : not too shaby litle hunter but you can't beat me yet, jajaja
:pearl: : oh look a cookie! *eats cookie*
:matt: : o_0, jeje, no need to thank me , vhunter out *disapears
:uramidn: : What are we going to do now?
:chochop: : Eat donuts with coofe?
:uramidn: : Yeah!!
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Not script things or anything but I wanted to share these cause I believe they're funnies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZHlgsfH ... re=related

a slightly better of the first one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiX7QINsmnY

and an interesting IOSYS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuKTVBXF ... re=related
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:odoroki: : :objection: we don't know eho the new prosecutor is the defense request that he take away his mask
:cookie: : Alright
:udgy: : oph god you're prosecutor cookie
:hobohodo: : weren't you a demon cookie?
:cookie: : no that's my cousin
:odoroki: Well now call the witness
:redd:
:cookie: : witness tell the court what you saw
:redd: :splendiferous!, well I was drunk and then
:odoroki: : :objection: being drunk like that is illegal, don't you agree prosecutor cookie?
:enguard: : what a delicious cookie
:sob: : coooooookie!!!!!!!!!!!
:matt: : he was a great chocolate chip cookie
:udgy: : well since there's no prosecution I declare the defendant
:not-guilty:
:yogi: : yeah
R.I.P
COOKIE 1999- 2025
THE TASTIER THEY ARE THE FASTER THEY FALL
:cookie:
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ROFL.
"THE TASTIER THEY ARE THE FASTER THEY FALL"
AWESOME. *claps*
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