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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
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Don Crist, Defense Attorney
Judge Walter Bradley.
Your Honor, my client has 5 documented personalities.
Points for style, but you've got it backwards. The shrink she once slept with says she has 5 personalities.
He's still a Doctor. She has multiple personalities.
Should we swear them all in seperately?
Don Crist, Defense Attorney Judge Walter Bradley. Your Honor, my client has 5 documented personalities. Points for style, but you've got it backwards. The shrink she once slept with says she has 5 personalities. He's still a Doctor. She has multiple personalities. Should we swear them all in seperately?...The courts you work in seem quite..peculiar ._.;;
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RazeTora wrote:
FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
:kyouya: Me
Don Crist, Defense Attorney
Judge Walter Bradley.
Your Honor, my client has 5 documented personalities.
Points for style, but you've got it backwards. The shrink she once slept with says she has 5 personalities.
He's still a Doctor. She has multiple personalities.
Should we swear them all in seperately?
Don Crist, Defense Attorney Judge Walter Bradley. Your Honor, my client has 5 documented personalities. Points for style, but you've got it backwards. The shrink she once slept with says she has 5 personalities. He's still a Doctor. She has multiple personalities. Should we swear them all in seperately?...The courts you work in seem quite..peculiar ._.;;
This was a Pre-Trial meeting. Those are always somewhat casual. Plus Judge Bradley is an Olympic Level wiseass.
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Me, but halfway through I turned into Evil 
Witness, I'll leave his name out since he's still appealing.
Judge Daniel Scarletti. So, sir, you feel that Doctors that terminate pregnancies should be killed? Yes, I do. And your reasons for doing this are grounded in the Bible? *I held a Bible in my right hand* Yes. Do you do everything that the Bible tells you to do? I try to. *I flipped open to a pre-marked page* Well, do you keep slaves? Ephesians 6:5, "Slaves, obey your wordly masters with fear and trembling". No, Mr. Lee. The Bible simply recognizes a practice of ancient times. Without condemning it. Does the Bible specifically condemn abortion? No. No? So, have you been reading God's mind? "Rescue the weak and the needy." Psalm 8 verse 4.*Here I turned into Krissi*
Is that what you do? Yes, I do. You don't rescue the weak, you manipulate the weak to kill people for you. [Other Party named Here] Followed God's word and performed a rigtheous act. Did he? If it was so righteous, why didn't you do it yourself? My gift is to organize and lead. Oh, When you were drafted in the Vietnam War, did you go? Yes. As a non-combatant conscientious objector. Yes. So that you wouldn't have to shoot anyone, isn't that correct? I would have shot if necessary, to protect others. *I started to get arrogant* But you didn't do it. Well, I wasn't called upon. There were plenty of other men with guns. And then in the 1970's, you were active in a campaign against Capital Punishment. Capital Punishment is revenge. I helped to kill Dr. Reed to prevent Death, not avenge it. You believe that killing is wrong, don't you, sir? Of course. Does the Bible specifically condemn murder? Yes. "Thou Shalt Not Kill." That's why I oppose abortion. And that's why you don't shoot Doctors who perform abortions. No. I just told you, others do that so that I can stay out of jail and keep the movement alive. *I began getting louder* But you're ready to go to jail now. You never would have been arrested and brought to Trial of you hadn't confessed. The Lord called me to come forward. And it's a sin to disobey God, isn't it? Yes, it is. Are you a sinner, sir? I fear that all men are sinners, Mr. Lee. And what is your sin? This is neither the time nor the place. On the contrary, this is exactly the time and the place. *Here comes the AWESOME PART.*
God calls on you to organize murders, God calls on you to take credit for murders, but God never calls on you to pull the trigger? ........Each of us has a role. You can't do it can you? You can't bring yourself to shoot someone, even though you think God is calling on you to do it, you can't do it! I put the gun in Randall's hand! I told him where to point it! YOU CAN'T POINT A GUN AT A ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, EVEN AN ABORTION DOCTOR, AND PULL THE TRIGGER BECAUSE IN YOUR SOUL YOU KNOW IT'S WRONG! God says it's right! You don't believe that! I believe in- YOUR DEFENSE IS A LIE!! No, what is a lie is the arrogant belief that what you're doing here furthers Justice. DON'T YOU LECTURE ME ON JUSTICE! Answer the question! ......... Answer my question, sir. You are unable to shoot people yourself because in your soul, you know it's wrong. .............. You took an oath on the Bible to tell the truth here............. We're waiting. He's badgering me, Your Honor. I'll instruct him to lower the temperture, but you still have to answer the question. ...We're waiting.And it ended there with a Chamber conference.
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(And may I ask a very off topic thing here? Is terminating pregnancies illegal in America?
)
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火曜日 wrote:
Oh my...that's really a fierce battle...but I'm sure if I got all your witness's points...he looks somehow confussed.=_=
(And may I ask a very off topic thing here? Is terminating pregnancies illegal in America?)
(And may I ask a very off topic thing here? Is terminating pregnancies illegal in America?
)Abortion is legal, Roe v. Wade
He was the defendant, he testifed on his own behalf.
He was on Trial for killing a Doctor who performed abortions.
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Math teahcer: "What up A.J.?"
Me: *Tries to hide face as I laugh*
*cue most of the class to turn around and look at me*
Math teacher: "One time during second period, we christened a test and called it the A.J test."
*cue class laughter*
Me: *Tries to hide his face even more as I laugh harder*
There's more, but I will talk about that later.
Don't mind me, just passing through.
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
火曜日 wrote:
Oh my...that's really a fierce battle...but I'm sure if I got all your witness's points...he looks somehow confussed.=_=
(And may I ask a very off topic thing here? Is terminating pregnancies illegal in America?)
(And may I ask a very off topic thing here? Is terminating pregnancies illegal in America?
)Abortion is legal, Roe v. Wade
He was the defendant, he testifed on his own behalf.
He was on Trial for killing a Doctor who performed abortions.
Your right about that it being fierce battle kudos to you on you argument you did well tails.
Just one thing about the defendant Mr roe
(If I have got it the right way round; Defendant Vs Prosecutor)
How old was he, I just want to have an image of what this man was like besides an A$$hole.
What was the age rage of this “defendant”?
I keep thinking it late 40s early 50s.
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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oh and did you speak to his "ex defence attorney"
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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scorchgid wrote:
"his Federal Public Defender quit." no wonder - would you like to defend him?
oh and did you speak to his "ex defence attorney"
oh and did you speak to his "ex defence attorney"
His attorney, Alex Derbatov, a really outgoing 24-year old rookie pulled a bad straw. I'll relay the conversation we had that night.
Alex DerbatovTook place in my office.
So, this is your first case? Yeah. That sucks. uh-huh. I've noticed your client is a bit less than cooperative. Yeah, he's not happy with the way I'm handling things. He's an idiot. I do have a question. Yeah? You haven't challenged half my motions, What's up? Well, you're right on all of them. And I can't tell you the rest. Off the record, Alex? He's insane. He's a monster. I can't stand to be in the same room with him. Go on....... ............. Has he threatened you? *nods* Oh shit. Draft a motion asking for your replacement, I'll get it rubber stamped. Really? You're very young. You don't need this.And the next day, Alex got to leave the case and the defendant chose to represent himself.
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Good luck nailing the hippies to the wall next week. I'd ask for details but by this point everyone knows you can't blab until the case is over. (Eco-terrorism is somewhat of an oxymoron, to be honest. :P)
Does we even do these things anymore?
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Also I hope that Mr
and I hope that he is given a high guilty punishment for threatening Alex.I have never felt so much hatred in my life to think that people like this exist that are similar to the character of PW in the evilness ways
That why I say GET HIM THE GULITY SENTENCE TAILS!
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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scorchgid wrote:
Tails tell Derbatov that I am sorry it happened to him. I also wish him a long lasting career and many victories without these sorts of events again.
Also I hope that Mr and I hope that he is given a high guilty punishment for threatening Alex.
I have never felt so much hatred in my life to think that people like this exist that are similar to the character of PW in the evilness ways
That why I say GET HIM THE GULITY SENTENCE TAILS!
Also I hope that Mr
and I hope that he is given a high guilty punishment for threatening Alex.I have never felt so much hatred in my life to think that people like this exist that are similar to the character of PW in the evilness ways
That why I say GET HIM THE GULITY SENTENCE TAILS!
Haha. I'll pass it on. At the moment, his record as a Federal Public Defender is 9-2, pretty good.
The defendant cut a plea. He'll die in prison. He has to serve 44 fears before he's eligible for parole.
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
scorchgid wrote:
Tails tell Derbatov that I am sorry it happened to him. I also wish him a long lasting career and many victories without these sorts of events again.
Also I hope that Mr and I hope that he is given a high guilty punishment for threatening Alex.
I have never felt so much hatred in my life to think that people like this exist that are similar to the character of PW in the evilness ways
That why I say GET HIM THE GULITY SENTENCE TAILS!
Also I hope that Mr
and I hope that he is given a high guilty punishment for threatening Alex.I have never felt so much hatred in my life to think that people like this exist that are similar to the character of PW in the evilness ways
That why I say GET HIM THE GULITY SENTENCE TAILS!
Haha. I'll pass it on. At the moment, his record as a Federal Public Defender is 9-2, pretty good.
The defendant cut a plea. He'll die in prison. He has to serve 44 Years before he's eligible for parole.
Good and if you go passed his cell mock him... though he'll probley press charges but still.
"At the moment, his record as a Federal Public Defender is 9-2, pretty good."
and that is good but next time he face you oooh maybe you win but mabye you'll lose I be looking forward to see how that trial turns out.
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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Best i could come up with off the top of my head.
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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scorchgid wrote:
Wicked Dude < surf lingo Best i could come up with off the top of my head.
Best i could come up with off the top of my head. Me Alex Heya. 'Sup. Not much. You? Same. Cool.
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
scorchgid wrote:
Wicked Dude < surf lingo Best i could come up with off the top of my head.
Best i could come up with off the top of my head. Me Alex Heya. 'Sup. Not much. You? Same. Cool.O_O
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
This was a Pre-Trial meeting. Those are always somewhat casual. Plus Judge Bradley is an Olympic Level wiseass.
Ah, I see.
Yeah, The Judge in the ones I read always seem to be the oddest ones. Maybe it's a New York thing. o_o;
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
The guy was 46. He acted as his own attorney, his Federal Public Defender quit. It was funny also.
Not really old guy with a an old mind...
Well done, Tails.
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O.K, guys, now your home work here. + *listen carefully* Your home work today is writing a letter. Girls, you remember the main female character Rose in the novel?( *nod*) Good, we all know she loves Dennis( the main male character) but since her violent husband is threating to kill them both, she doesn't dare to divorce. Now imagining yourself being Rose, you want to send Dennis a love letter but you can only tell him your intention in a very subtle way, just in case your husband held up the letter. Whaaaaaaaat!? A LOVE LETTER!? Yep. And you boys...Well, you would be Dennis and write a letter to Rose's husband, try to persuade him let Rose along and divorce with her. Keep this in mind: You have to write the letter in a polite and forceful way, no leaking of the secret between you and Rose, or both of you would be kill by him. Get it? Yea-yeah.......It was the first and only love letter I've ever written, and I enjoyed it.
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On of the salesman also one of my bosses not the head honcho Rest of the workers in the office. *starts to leave*
Where are you going, it’s not time to leave yet *checks watch*
Yes look at your watch you twit it says 5 
*gasps but also laughter*
Oh I’m sorry I forgot some of us don’t leave for another hour.I forgot to mention that people on work experince work till 5 the rest work till 6
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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My religion teacher (yes, she's back) Some guy in my class What question couldn't you find the answer to? Um, number 18. Number 18?! That's the easiest question out of all of them!! Why do you think the title of the section in the textbook is in bold letters and a DIFFERENT COLOR!!!!!(At this point, she's really blowing up)
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- My Bio teacher
- A more different Science teacher----------------------------------------------
(National skip day, so next to no one was in class)
:Why dont you reward them for being here, you could give them all extra marks :Rewarding them for coming to to class?
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: Class was there anything you didn't get? : Raises handFranny: When'd you lose track?
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I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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-girl who is very sarcastic -*is making noise during a test* - "Tina, shut up!" *protests, and comes up with sad excuses while laughing*- *turns to chalkboard, attempts to draw something, erases it, then turns back to the class*"I was going to draw me yelling at you, but..."
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Me 8th Grade teacher
7th Grade teacher Mr. Gant I'm still going to get you for what you did today! What did he do? Trucy why don't you show him? Here stand right behind him... now show him. *pokes Meekins on the shoulder* *yanks my coat and starts yelling* SECURITY! SECURITY! SHE'S ASSAULTING A TEACHER! Wait what the hell?! *laughing hysterically* I'M PRESSING CHARGES!And this happened two weeks ago...
Other friend So I was thinking, if we win the first round, you guys get pizza. If you win the second we get chinese food. If we win the finals we'll get a huge sub sandwich for everyone. How about this? If we win the first round, we got to TGI Fridays, second round, we go to Olive Garden and finals we go to Red Lobster? *is laughing like a maniac, even rolling on the stage* I think you killed him. Remember I call dibs on the breadsticks! Sure but that's all you're eating!
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Delana Swit, hippie defense attorney Judge George Yanthis.
potential Juror. So, juror number 9, do you feel that hired guns like Mr. Lee are fit to be lawyers? Objection, relevance? Sustained. He seems nice. But he's just the strong arm of a corrupt government. Oh, for pete's sake. We'll allow this juror. Mr. Lee, you may question. *walks up to , smiles.* Tell me what you're thinking, baby. OBJECTION!
Heh ha. Overruled. I was thinking that you're pretty nice to just sit there and listen to all of this. Thanks. The prosecution has no problems with juror #9.
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STUPID HIPPIES.
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xfma_addictx wrote:
Man, Tails, you make the life of a prosecutor seem interesting XD
9 out of 10 Judges wouldn't have allowed that, but Judge Yanthis was an Assistant U.S. Attorney back in the 1960's and 1970's.
Plus he knows I use flirting to learn about people.
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Allan's Aokage wrote:
Did she get chosen as a Juror?
Yes. I need someone pretty to look at.
Never disqualify a pretty girl.
That's my jury selection rule.
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What about pretty men?
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Allan's Aokage wrote:
XD
What about pretty men?
What about pretty men?
Why not?
If you're going to looking at the same 12 people for awhile, might as well make them easy on the eyes.
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