Re: Funny things your teacher has said?
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Gotta Luv Edgey! wrote:
lol
Exactly.
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Re: Funny things your teacher has said?
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
:kyouya: Me.
Alex Derbatov, Federal Public Defender.
This happened in my office.
I can't believe I'm finally going against you in Court.
I know, it's weird.
Lemme think. When I met you, I was a Law School student at NYU Law.
And I was a rookie A.D.A.
This going to be fun, isn't it?
*winks* Just don't drown me in paperwork.
*messes up my hair* Relax, Harrison. If I wanted to screw with you, I'd just kiss you again.
...... You see, that's why my boss thinks we're dating.
........Good.
He's 24, I'm 28.
We're somewhere between brotherly love and teenage crush.
Alex Derbatov, Federal Public Defender.This happened in my office.
I can't believe I'm finally going against you in Court. I know, it's weird. Lemme think. When I met you, I was a Law School student at NYU Law. And I was a rookie A.D.A. This going to be fun, isn't it? *winks* Just don't drown me in paperwork. *messes up my hair* Relax, Harrison. If I wanted to screw with you, I'd just kiss you again. ...... You see, that's why my boss thinks we're dating. ........Good.He's 24, I'm 28.
We're somewhere between brotherly love and teenage crush.
Awww...so sweet xD ROFL
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Bombom Dubbie wrote:
FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
:kyouya: Me.
Alex Derbatov, Federal Public Defender.
This happened in my office.
I can't believe I'm finally going against you in Court.
I know, it's weird.
Lemme think. When I met you, I was a Law School student at NYU Law.
And I was a rookie A.D.A.
This going to be fun, isn't it?
*winks* Just don't drown me in paperwork.
*messes up my hair* Relax, Harrison. If I wanted to screw with you, I'd just kiss you again.
...... You see, that's why my boss thinks we're dating.
........Good.
He's 24, I'm 28.
We're somewhere between brotherly love and teenage crush.
Alex Derbatov, Federal Public Defender.This happened in my office.
I can't believe I'm finally going against you in Court. I know, it's weird. Lemme think. When I met you, I was a Law School student at NYU Law. And I was a rookie A.D.A. This going to be fun, isn't it? *winks* Just don't drown me in paperwork. *messes up my hair* Relax, Harrison. If I wanted to screw with you, I'd just kiss you again. ...... You see, that's why my boss thinks we're dating. ........Good.He's 24, I'm 28.
We're somewhere between brotherly love and teenage crush.
Awww...so sweet xD ROFL
*rolls eyes*
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=our maths teacher, really young guy 
= the class 
=me Now, boys and girls, we are having a maths test this class. WHAAAAT?! You can't be serious! We were not informed! We need preparation! Let's say it's a sudden test for your real level, O.K? (groan) No way... *giving out the sheets* *staring at the title* (Aggregate...why aggregate? We learned this one year ago and now there is nothing left in my mind...) *faint* So, April Fool! Take the sheet as a rough paper~=D …………………………………………OMG, how could we forgot it's April 1st today?! *lol* Well, just for fun. You know what I underwent last class? The kids spread wax on blackboard so the chalk doesn't work anymore. *laugh so hard*
You can call me whatever you want:3
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Re: Funny things your teacher has said?
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Me.
Chief Assistant U.S. Attorney Jim Delmore.((I had to swing by my office to grab some papers when....))
*walking down hallway, hears something* What the... It's Saturday, who's here.... *I started wandering the hallways.* *singing along to radio in his office* Well, I won't back down......" ......... *still singing* You can stand me up at the Gates of Hell and I won't back down...." *mouth drops open* *Looks up.* Yes, Harrison? ............ Judging by your facial expression, something has surprised you. I didn't peg you as a Tom Petty fan. It's the point of the song. That's all. .........Okay.
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= My ADVANCED PLACEMENT CHEMISTRY teacher
= My friend, Eva
= Me(In the hallway before AP Chem...).
Damn, I hope my cake is good. I spent long enough making it Don't worry, Eva. It should, especially with my "extra-special ingrediant**"...*Hee, hee, hee* YOU WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU SPIKE MY CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH?! I'll give you some hints...It's an element on the periodic table...It rhymes with "farsinic"... (Walking over to the classroom door) Heroin?**Never claimed I knew how to spell
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is the teacher
is the class.================================================================================================
: Okay everyone. It's not that hard. Say it with me... Idaho. i de ho : NO! Like this... I DA HO.OMG I laughed sooooo hard!
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= My homeroom teacher = me [My English Teacher, name withheld] Told me about your dad. Y'know, I do charity walks for MS. ....*not getting it* That's cool. I know some people who also have relatives with it. ...Ms. J, my dad has muscular dystrophy, not MS o_o;; ...Oh.It was kind of a dramatic irony, but I thought it was worth posting XDDD
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Me. Alex Derbatov, Federal Public Defender.
Judge Robert Patterson. Call titles. Harrison Lee for the Government. Alex Derbatov for the Defense. Before this goes any further, I really don't think this should have made it this far. Mr. Lee, take a deal. I tried, but Mr. Derbatov is quite stubborn. It's a job requirement. Well, this should be fun.
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-class
-spanish teacher (she actually is a ditz like he was...)-*is talking about this one kid who's been absent for like a month*-"Listen, we don't make fun of kids behind their backs. If he was sitting right here, then it would be a different story but..."- 
in english, we were discussing one of the parts to this huge exam my grade level takes at the end of the year. This part was where you are given a quote and must compare two works of literature to prove/disprove the quote. My teacher was showing us an example of one of the responses to the quote (it dealt with something being interesting in one city and completely ridiculous in another)
-english teacher-"This one kid wrote about how blue cheese and chicken wings make sense together in New York, but doesn't make sense in a place like Missouri. Needless to say, this person didn't do so hot on this exam."
Klavier Gavin: "Why not wait for him to knock-knock-knock on heaven's door?..."
Klavier+ Guns 'N Roses quote=WIN!
Patrick Jane (from The Mentalist): "The truth. Darth Vader, Luke's father."
Klavier+ Guns 'N Roses quote=WIN!
Patrick Jane (from The Mentalist): "The truth. Darth Vader, Luke's father."
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= L.A. Teacher
= Me = Friend
When Oddyseuss said "As a man, I could not refuse" what did he mean? He wanted to get laid?*Class laughs*
Correct! Really? I thought it had to do with the culture at the time. Duh, I was using verbal irony!
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♪ YOUR AFFECTION~! YOUR AFFECTION~! ♪
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(Teacher) (Me): Okay, now, when it comes to cooking, 'V' is magic. Does any of you remember what the 'V' is?: Er... V is for Vendetta?Class: Hahahahahaha!
*Giggles* N- No, not for Vendetta! It's Vitamins!I wasn't in for the first semester of class, I really didn't know what she was talking about. Still got everyone else in a better mood though. XD;
BACK, BABY!
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Tony Cavaluzzi, Alternate Public Defender (as mock judge) Me (as defense attorney) My friend as a prosecutor
Other friend as Witness "J.B. Schrute" (Acts like Dwight Schrute on the stand") (Defense Witness) You were hired by the defense to Examine Lee Stark's results, correct?
Well the prosecution certainly wouldn't hire me based on my results... Objection, your honor, the witness is being non-responsive, motion to strike his answer. If you must. Doesn't Dr. Stark State her testimony that black powder was found on the defendant's sleeve? That's what she said... Objection, y- I don't think he meant it like that, witness may continue *laughing* That's what she said IN HER TESTIMONY.(Portions left out to save time)
May I redirect your honor? Go ahead Are you supportive of Dr. Stark's results? Well, Let me put it to you this way: No. And are you confident in your results? Sir, as a Schrute, I am always confident! No further Questions, your honor.
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Me.
Ralph Hanlon, Defense Attorney. Judge Nelson Kurland. Approach. / *walk up to the bench* Something wrong? Yes... the witness is wearing to much cologne. To much of a BAD cologne. The Manhattan D.A.'s Office is not responsible for fashion faux pas. Ok. What do you want us to do? Just hurry up. He smells like he bathes in Aqua Velva. *sniffs air* Lord, you're right. See, I'm not crazy.
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= Chem Teacher = Me*Phone Rings*
: 'Gee, maybe that's the President, calling to tell me about how crazy you all are!": "... That would be very ironic."
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- Extra Curricular Math Teacher - Me Stefanie!
!?!?!?! It says here you don't live in Brooklyn. How do you get here? [long, drawn out explanation] Well, my mom works in Brooklyn, and my dad works all over the state because of his cases. My brother goes to school in Bensonhurst, where my grandma, grandpa, and uncle live. So my brother goes there until my mom brings him home at 5. I take a bus home and my dad's usually home by 3, since he has a home office. ...I still don't get it D:
Ehe, no one ever really does, sir.
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= teacher
= me 
= various students in the class Okay, who'd like to translate the next paragraph? ::starts translating without raising hand:: ...Katie, you really should give everyone else a chance. Okay... ::cricket, cricket:: <<;; ... ::keeps translating:: Just stop--wait, just don't talk for the rest of the period, okay?...First time I ever got in trouble for knowing what I'm doing.
Yeah, but CJ's not going to be a mom. ...And you'll be? No, in fact, CJ's going to be a dad. ...Why are you awake for once?Another first, I've never heard a teacher tell a kid to go back to sleep.
Yeah, so I just got a Wii, and I was playing Wii Boxing with my mom... Actually, in real life, I could beat my hundred-pound, sixteen-year-old cousin in boxing... But in Wii Boxing, she totally beat me.
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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Weird old Sub we had Me My friend Brian So how much have you sold on ebay? Like 70 dollars worth of stuff Gotta love the internet I don't believe in the internet Glad too see I'm not alone. I just don't trust people I cannot see! & *cracking up*
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This happened in pit crew rehersal last night, for my school's musical.
= director = one of the violin players
= everyone else ...Aw, crap, my G String's slippin'! ...?! On my violin, yo. ...Oh. That's not as bad as this one time I had to order a G for one of my students... When the guy from the store dropped it off, he said to the lady at the front desk, "I have a G String for Mrs. Higdon." She just kinda stared at him for a second until he said, "...For a violin." ... XD
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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:Iffy (he’s one the bosses) :Bobby (a salesman) :MeTalking about a customer
You could give this woman what ever she wanted, you could even have sex with her and she still wouldn’t be happy
…
If he has sex with her she certainly wouldn’t be happy
…
How old are you 17 And how much do you know about sex.
Absolutely nothing …. But I do know that if he had sex with her, she run for miles …
…
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
https://rapecrisis.org.uk/ https://www.samaritans.org/
https://rapecrisis.org.uk/ https://www.samaritans.org/
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These two happened in my computer class the other day.
= teacher = me = two others in the class::First: Mr. Hall was trying to get us to work on our business letter formatting.::
'Kay, so what goes next? IDK! ...My BFF Jill? ::starts laughing:: Huh? What'd she say? My BFF Jill...::IDK, my BFF Jill is from a really bad cingular (I think) commercial, by the way - It goes, "Who are you texting so much?" "IDK, my BFF Jill~!"::
::Second: This really annoying freshman was absent.::
Y'know, it's kinda peaceful without Caleb here. Yeah... it's kinda loud otherwise...::second best thing I have ever heard a teacher say, apart from my Latin teacher telling people to go back to sleep::
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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- My italian teacher - Annoying kid in my class who never shuts his mouth(Okay, so we're learning the regions)
Who knows what Torino is famous for?Class: *cricket cricket*
...Anyone? Bianca? Erm...Non lo so ("I don't know") Okay, I'll give you guys a hint. Sports.... *loudly* BEER? YES, Ilya. Italy is famous for its SPORTSBEER. [/sarcasm] Ha! I was right for once! *from across the room, just as loudly* ARE YOU AN IDIOT!? Sometimes I wonder.
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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= me, = director, 
= various others C'mon, Alex, it's just G Major... I just read music, I don't play it! ...Oh, dang. All right, fundraiser stuff's here. Everyone go get a box...::later::
Aww, I didn't get to carry a box of candy... It's okay, Emily. Let's go to candy mountain! Candy mountain, Katie! Candy Mountain! ...You two scare me.This is from Owensboro Symphony Youth Orchestra a year or two ago... (
= conductor btw) Alex, pay attention! I'll cue you when the second violins come in! ...Huh? You'll kill me? I said cue! ><;;(
's accent is a bit hard to understand sometimes)
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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I'm ready Your Honor! :D
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-Me -My Friend -The Teacher -Class -Okay, copy the notes on the board... -(Looking at a catalog)Haha, cool -Yeah... -What're you guys laughing about? -He's looking at my catalog -Let me see that... -Aww... - You'll have this later...Hmm, What's this? -Oh, you can order stuff from it, you have to go onli- -No I mean this...Case O' Bawls -HAHAHAHAHAHAH!((Case O' Bawls is a drink
))
^ L from Death Note, but I edited it a little for me :]
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Balrog wrote:
I could go for a nice tall glass of sportsbeer right now...
The horsepower is wild on that shit, man.
-----
- My crazy history teacher *hands out textbook receipts* Okay, so fill in school name, address, parent name and number, date, class, etcetera...Yes, Danielle? What do we put for Penalty? Ah, yes. The Penalty for losing it is *class gets ready to write* Death by stoning.*class starts to write, but soon stops*
Class:
..... What?
Re: Funny things your teacher has said?
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I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
https://rapecrisis.org.uk/ https://www.samaritans.org/
https://rapecrisis.org.uk/ https://www.samaritans.org/
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DO THE RIGHT HAND WIGGLE~
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... Or did I post that the last time I was here? I don't recall.
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You wanna know a fact about apricots?
Sure, Mr. Starr! If you eat too many of them, you get diarrhea! *Laughs* *Signs paper for 1lb* I'll be sitting on the toilet for a month!
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= student teacher (real teacher was out of the room) 
= some guys in the class = everyone else So, Britain and France were allies in WWII, right? Yeah, and Britain had the biggest kick-assin' army! ...HAHAHA! ...Crap, don't tell Mrs. Mueller I said that. Hey! Why are teachers allowed to swear, but we can't? <<;; That was an accident. Yeah. Uh huh.
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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Okay, now: Who was the Soviet Union's dictator during World War 2? Last name is enough. Does spelling count? For the nine-thousandth, eleventy-billionth, eighty-fifth time...No. Class: .____.;;;
The next person to ask that will be shot.Class: o____________________________o;;;;
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Group of boys: *singing some rap song* blahblah blah fuck! shit, yo! blah blah
Teacher: O_O
Us: Oooomm...(you know that sound you make XD;)
Group of boys: Uhm, are we in trouble?
Teacher: ....only because your performance was a fucking piece of shit. ^_^
Us: OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM~
And seeing as I live in the school art department and the teachers are well known for acting like they're on LSD 24/7, there are too many stories to tell that I can't quite remember right now.
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Anyway. This was from my Earth and Space class earlier...
= teacher, = student assistant, = guy doing a presentation, = class Hey! Listen! ::not paying attention:: Well, I'VE got my eyes on you! ::throws a pair of plastic eyes:: ...? ><;; ::throws a soccer ball--we were using them in sun models the other day:: Well, I'VE got MY--wait, I can't say that... ...Josh, get your ball off Micheal!
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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Maro-chan wrote:
Hey! Listen!
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Maro-chan wrote:
Hey! Listen! Hosnap, I just noticed that.Anyway. Another pit crew quote today from the choir director (we practice in the choir room and he directs the musical)
= orchestra director, = choir director, = me, = others Yeah, that's the part you're all going to practice, right? ::comes in right then:: HEY guys, how's it going? Well, we're trying to figure out where we should put the cuts in this song... Oh. Well, on stage in this part, there's a fight, so... I dunno. Come in when Ben hits Shroom, okay?::a few minutes later,
is still here:: Hey, how 'bout you guys play for me? I wanna hear how it's going. Uh... no you don't. Yes I do. Hey I know! Let's play track 3! (it's one of the easier ones) YAY track 3! Wow... you guys just... are awesome. [/slight sarcasm]
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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IT'S OVER 9000!!1!
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Teacher: Your assignment is due tomorrow; you must write a biography on a film actor....Porn films do not count.
like a beautiful disaster
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Re: Funny things your teacher has said?
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In our next class, a bunch of girls on the next table were burning their pens with the bunsen burners. She saw and told them to at least burn something that interesting to watch.
And in our most recent class she imposed a rule about eating. She wrote it on the board
"Rule 1: No eating in my classroom
Rule 1a: Offer me some too"
She later caught someone eating Jelly babies so she sent him out and ate them herself xD
It was quite a funny lesson ^^
I've got a lot more *goes to find the post I made on another forum with them all on*
Aha! Here it is
Teacher: *Getting stressed at how none of us are understanding how to do the work* Ok, I'm going to explain this one more time because most of you don't understand
My friend: Well they're stupid...oh wait...DAMN!
There's a board in most classrooms that by default says "YOU WILL LEARN"
In my DT class once, my teacher had added this to it "Not to lose Mr. McMace's tools"
Guy: *trying to cut wrist off with the wrong side of the scissors*
Teacher: I think you need lessons on how to cut your wrists
Guy: Ok!
Teacher: 1: You need to open the scissors
Guy: *opens the scissors and continues to attempt wrist cutting*
Teacher: 2: Don't use those scissors, they're too blunt
Guy: *throws the scissors into the sink in distress*
Teacher: 3: Biting works best
Guy: *Chews on his wrist*
I'll have some more once the holidays are over xD
Re: Funny things your teacher has said?
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