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I'll start it off with something I've learned:
No matter what the circumstances, a dying person will try to write down the name of their killer. And, even if they broke their neck or the alleged killer was a teenage girl who made a mistake, the police will never suspect it was someone other than the victim who wrote it.
"You just wish you could talk in Webdings."
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for information and an autopsy report.
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I've learned:
The Prosecution is NOT your friend...yet will still end up being paired with you romantically in a series of fanfics, fanart, and doujinshi the minute you agree on even the slightest thing.
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What I've learned:
No matter how thorough the police are while investigating a scene, they always have to go back the next day to find something they missed.
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That was rude and uncalled for, not to mention it made no sense whatsoever, since this is a PARODY thread. It will be reported accordingly.
Getting back on-topic:
I've learned that having "Samurai" in the title will make any show ridiculously popular, even if the concept is completely ridiculous(A ninja with a bright red guitar?>_>;).
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That was rude and uncalled for, not to mention it made no sense whatsoever, since this is a PARODY thread. It will be reported accordingly.
Getting back on-topic:
I've learned that having "Samurai" in the title will make any show ridiculously popular, even if the concept is completely ridiculous(A ninja with a bright red guitar?>_>;).
That was Jammin' NINJA.
I learned that manly women can somehow me attractive to straight men!
NOW TAKE IT TO THE LAUNCH PAD!
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Art by the talented Vickinator, thank you! ^_^
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That was rude and uncalled for, not to mention it made no sense whatsoever, since this is a PARODY thread. It will be reported accordingly.
I apoligize. It was quite rude. I just got a bit touchy since you sorta insulted P/E. It's not only because, as you put it, they agree on the slightest thing. There's a lot of other evidence to back it up. You may have been being sarcastic or not really meaning it, and as I said, I apoligize. I hope you can forgive my insolence. That, and you've got to understand, not everyone means everything they say on this thread. I'd never seriously hold it against you if we were in a different conversation.
Even game designers, who are supposed to be against the man, are afriad of having openly gay characters. So they settle for not hiding the sweet, sweet, gayness very well.
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And that's all.
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And that 7 year old kids have nothing better to do than sneak into movie studios during school.
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Even game designers, who are supposed to be against the man, are afriad of having openly gay characters. So they settle for hiding the sweet, sweet, gayness!
That would be why I made it clear this was a parody thread. I never even actually insulted the pairing, and really have no problems with it at all. They are quite cute together. It's just like people making fun of Ron DeLite's hair. Doesn't mean they dislike him in any way, shape, or form.
I've learned that evil NEVER dies.
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99.9% of the people the police arrest are innocent of the crime they're charged with.
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And "ninja" was just their codeword for samurai.>_> Yeah, you know it...
I've learned that only real men are brave enough to wear pink. And the bravest are the ones who wear it on national television, pretending to be a girl.
TAKE THAT!
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Serious: I learned that no matter how difficult or how bad the situation might seem, you should never give up >:] (of cuz, i believed in this way before the game but...lol it still counts, right?! :O).
Not-so-serious: I've learned that you can always persuade an officer into telling you the details of a crime. I've also learned that the real killer would always be one of the witnesses (similar to what arimnaes said)
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Perfect examples:
Some not listed as smilies: Dahlia's evil spirit flames, Luke Atmey's crazy laughter and probably others that I forgot about.
Now if real court hearings were like that then I think court would be 5x more interesting to watch 8D -shot-
Lol, ON ONE CAME THROUGH THE DOORS -loves that typo- Ah, Pearls <3
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It's a parody thread-the first post says so.^^;
I've learned birds are considered credible witnesses.O_O
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It's a parody thread-the first post says so.^^;
I've learned birds are considered credible witnesses.O_O
<<;; So are radios.
Also, prosecutors can pull anything they want (cough Karmas cough) but defense attorneys get penalized over everything.
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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You have the right to remain silent, but everything you said before that will then be misquoted and used against you.O_O
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1. The police are always wrong
2. The initial evidence is always wrong
Now, on whether which one causes the other, I don't know.
A few others;
3. Out of five randomly selected witnesses, the number of witnesses who should probably be in a mental institution numbers a healthy five.
4. All the cool lawyers have trademark gestures.
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Striking the defense with a whip or a thrown coffee cup is considered an acceptable method of objection.
Just accusing someone of murder is enough for the prosecution to convict them, unless the defense brings concrete evidence against the charge.
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-All courtrooms contain hammerspace, from which an infinite number of things such as hats, glasses, and coffee mugs can be pulled.
-"Rookie Killer" is coutroom-speak for someone who has never actually killed a rookie, but thinks he has. Kind of like how Godot is the "greatest prosecutor in the country", despite having never actually prosecuted a case prior to that and losing all of the cases that he DID posecute.>_>;
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And that's all.
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Mean old Maya...>_<
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- Being a defense attorney is a shitty job. The pay sucks, you get fucked up clients, everyone physically and verbally abuses you and the court is biased towards the prosecution.
- According to half the fandom, the defense is always gay for the prosecution. No exceptions.
- Judges are easily swayed.
- Spirit Mediums are real.
IT'S OVER 9000!!1!
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I've learned that an entire trial with decisive evidence incriminating the killer means absolutely nothing if there's no motive.
like a beautiful disaster
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I learned to love cyanide
I learned to battle in a more pacific way that using swords (using coffee mugs)
I learned that prosecutors explode, lose their hair or recieve inferference when beated
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Love isn't for everyone...
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- If the person lacks motivation for a crime, they are arrested because "they are the only person that could have done it." (I'm LOOKING AT YOU, AJ!)
- Lawyers love slamming things to make their point. Defense Attorneys and Prosecutors alike are guilty of this.
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Love isn't for everyone...
Like, what?
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1) Everyone in the future has such bad eye sight that no one can tell a fake paper badge from a real attorney's badge.
2) The world is really small. Some characters never disappear *cough*WendyOldbag*cough*.
3) You can ask the witness to repeat his/her testimony for as many times as you want until you find the contradiction (or until you've been penalized enough times).
4) To err is the defense attorney, to penalize, the judge (and sometimes the prosecutor).
5) People are able to become professionals at extremely young ages. Celeste and Adrian are managers at age 23. Valerie was a police officer at age 23. Heck, Phoenix is a defense attorney at 24! They must all be extremely talented! (I assume people are usually finishing up university at these ages...and take awhile to get to manager =\)
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-If you annoy Edgeworth long enough, he'll give you gum.
-There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's Pheonix's credit card.
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and and and that Adrian have an unlimited supply of glasses!
:D!
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OBJECTION......and....stuff
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That you're aloud to bring a whip to court and hurt people with it in court.
yes, you von karma.That people wear shiny vizers instead of a bandaid when they're cut on the face.
Yes, godot. Also you can drink 17 cups of cofee in 1-3 hours.That you can have big big bazooka enhancement.
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THANX Delsy
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