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-chem teacher
-class
-kid in class
-other kid in class(we are discussing gas laws in chem)
-*is showing pictures of a railroad car that has a side that is imploded*"This guy steam washed the inside of a rail car, and then sealed it shut. Overnight, the temperature dropped, and when the guy returned in the morning he sees this. He also didn't keep his job very long."
-*makes a reference the path of gas particles to that of a billards/pool ball* -"you know, I heard Mr. B. (physics teacher @ school and friend of ) is really good at pool. -"Why because he knows all of the physics?" -"Yeah" -"Just because you know the physics doesn't mean that you're good at pool. You could know all of the physics, be cross-eyed and still miss the ball!" -"Wait, are you saying that Mr. B. is cross-eyed?!" -*laughter* -"No!!" *sighs* "That's going to circulate around school, isn't it?"My teacher also entitled a powerpoint slide "Gases 'R' squeezable" to explain about gases being compressed and stuff...
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Alright, we'll stop here and watch more on Tuesday.Class: ....
*traumatized by seeing soldiers body parts blown to bits and shot up* So remember, keep your helmet on, hide behind the barracks, and shoot every German that comes out of the shelter.*Class walks out pale-faced*
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RazeTora wrote:
Okay, so today we watched the R-Rated gorefest known as Saving Private Ryan. The room full of fourteen year olds were thrilled.
Alright, we'll stop here and watch more on Tuesday.
Class: .... *traumatized by seeing soldiers body parts blown to bits and shot up*
So remember, keep your helmet on, hide behind the barracks, and shoot every German that comes out of the shelter.
*Class walks out pale-faced*
Alright, we'll stop here and watch more on Tuesday.Class: ....
*traumatized by seeing soldiers body parts blown to bits and shot up* So remember, keep your helmet on, hide behind the barracks, and shoot every German that comes out of the shelter.*Class walks out pale-faced*
Yeah I saw bit.
you think it be better if they first shot bazzoka out of those landers before they came outm
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Balrog wrote:
@Tails: Thats.... horrible...
But awesome.
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Me.
Judge Robert Patterson.((He called me to his chambers around 10 this morning.))
You wanted me here, Your Honor? Yes, sit down. May I ask why, Judge? *lights cigarette* Do you believe your own case? .... Of course. Hmph. You've gone against your reputation. What do you mean Robert- I mean Judge? Most of the cases you've worked, you do your best to horribly embarass the Defendant. Why not now? Because... this defendant, Mr. Dirr, is... He's normal, Counselor. Yes, sir. And that the scares the shit out of you, doesn't it? Yes, sir. Not to mention Defense Counsel knows how to beat you. *rolls eyes* Make a deal, send everyone home, where they belong. It's obvious the Defendant isn't going to repeat. It's out of my hands. *sighs* Fine. But you'll lose the minutes Mr. Derbatov puts him on the stand. ...... I know. Have a nice day, Mr. Lee.
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He sounds very...mean.
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Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
Judge Robert Patterson isn't your favorite judge, isn't he? xD
He sounds very...mean.
He sounds very...mean.
He's not mean.
Just really blunt.
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I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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scorchgid wrote:
Sounds dull too, so what is your next move Tails?
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Anyway. Just got back from a college visit a little while ago, and my tour guide was... interesting.
= tour, 
= me, 
and 
= the two others in my group. Yeah... College is about well-rounded people. Or something like that... So, what're you guys thinking about majoring in? Agriculture. Ag <3 ...Music Theory? I always hated music theory... ... ::dies a bit on the inside::
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Me.
Mike Esptein, Defense Attorney. You know, Mike, all these mobsters you defend could..... Could what? Well, one prosecutor once said you were going to burn in Hell. *laughs* I'm jewish, Harrison. There is no Hell.
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It was all awkardly quiet...
and suddenly, my teacher goes, "I skinned Elmo to make this shirt." (She was wearing a really red shirt)
xD And everyone's like "
".
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nothing's too interesting in our class.
it's NOT groovy...
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Give her the dick.
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So, if guy tripped just before ejaculation, and his penis happened to fall in a woman's vagina which was randomly there, and he ejaculated in the vagina, that is not accidental pregnancy.
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Actually, not really. We talk about sex all the time on Jesus Loves Me-not the real name, don't worry-Class.
Anyway, this happened to me yesterday. It was our first day back from our "Spring Holiday"; we decided to be really, really, stupid on purpose. Unfortunately, the teacher caught on...
...and got really, really, pissed off. And sarcastic.
But it was still funny.
: Teacher
, 
, : Class : And who's this "George Washington" fella? He the guy that invented the cotton jin?, , : George...Washington...? Doesn't ring a bell, , : Never heard of him : Yeah, I think he invented the cotton gin. Which is this awesome weapon used in WWII that was introduced in 1856 to keep the Canadians out of Japan which just got its statehood.
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Doesn't know how to ride a bike D:
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thatgamerguy wrote:
Talking about sex in religion class?
Mm, our school does that too. It really depends on the school's curriculum and the majority of the country's religion xD
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= Teacher (Yes, the Rusha Shaman Teacher again) = Me
= Class : Yeah, I was down south for break. Everyone there is so polite. Everyone is "Sir," or "Ma'am" and are so helpful. Granted, they'll stab you in the back at any chance, but they'll do it SO politely. : O_O : *Laughing hysterically*
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Teacher: Argh, there's no matches left...Anyone got a lighter?
Friend: I do! *tosses it to him*
Teacher: *lights the bunsen burner and tosses it back*
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- kid in history class
-u.s. history teacher- *walks into the classroom* , I've got a treat for you!-"Kit Kat?! Snickers?!" During a 3 minute break in class,
asked if they could play rock-paper-scissors. had to teach my teacher how to play, and ended up winning -kid in my law class -law teacher(in class, we're talking about auto insurance, and buying and selling cars and all that fun stuff)
-*says something about renting a car* -*raises hand and is called on by )"We rented this van for like one week to go to Florida, and on the way back, we lost something and we started checking under the seats. We looked under the one seat and found a 9mm pistol. It was friggin' sweet! My mom wanted to turn it over to the police. The police said that if no one claimed it in like two weeks, we could keep it. But my mom was an idiot and said 'no, that's okay, you can keep it'. I wanted the pistol! I mean, seriously, how cool would that be?"
-"..." :-kid in spanish class -spanish teacherIn school, if you want to go anywhere during class, you need a teacher to sign one of your passes (called "power-pass").
-*walks up to and presents a power-pass to be signed*"(in spanish) May I go to the bathroom?
-*does a pathetic version of a Phoenix desk slam*"I'm finally ready to start something, and now you want to go to the bathroom? What were you doing for the past 5 minutes?"
-"Waiting for you to start something."
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HA! TAKE THAT, HILARY CLINTON!
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we were doing magnetic coil experiment where a magnet bar was hanging in front of some coils, and when electricity ran through the coils, the bar would get sucked in, and in order to demonstrate it, she turned it on and off, on and off, and the bar went in and out of the coils...
we were all actually just fascinated, until she looked at us and said...
" i know you're thinking naughty thoughts..."
then everyone realized it and cracked up laughing.
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Me.
Executive Assistant U.S. Attorney Stan Villani. Tough luck in Court. Tell me about it. You drew a bad hand. I guess. Anyway, I come bearing gifts. Another hitman? Yes. Frederico Libretti. .... Biscuits? The same. The feds got him last week. ..... And you want me to.... Do you want it? Yes. It's yours. Thank you. You're a big boy, Harrison, if you need anything I'm right down the hall. Until then, Good Hunting.I love how life works...
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Anyway. This one happened in Pit Crew rehearsal just now.
= director, = me, 
= others in pit crew Hey, Preston! You should come over to my house later, and get in a sleeping bag, so we can slide down the stairs! Okay! <3 ::is coming back from her office just then:: ...Um, what was that, Emily? ...We're going to slide down my stairs together? No, before that. We're getting in sleeping bags? Oh. You know, for a second there, I misheard you, and I thought you were both getting in the same sleeping bag. I'm gonna seduce Preston! ::is being sarcastic:: ::sob:: What is it with everyone picking on me? Yeah, first you and Emily were sharing a sleeping bag, and now Alex is violating you. ...That wasn't my fault, okay?
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Okay, first, Japanese class:
[note, not my class but my friend told me it so meh xD]
Friend: [looking at Mr. Jap Teacher's desktop of his adorable japanese children]
OMG. Your daughter is so cute&pretty! Your wife must be sooooooooo pretty to have made such a beautiful daughter!
Teacher: Ahem. Excuse me but WE made her!
And then afterwards, the poor guy became so embarassed he had to leave the classroom. xD
Science class:
Me: Excuse me Mr. E, do you have a date for our test?
Mr. E: No I'm a married man
xDDDDDDD SO CHEESY FOR SO FUNNNAYYEEEE.
You huffy puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering whining wuss of a witness!
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Said to another student. Perhaps not the most entertaining quote, but I find it amusing none the less.
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My annoying science teacher who i hate D:<
me Girl
Class Okay so, whats the answer? 450? 450 what? (Asking for the units) Monkeys in my bed? pfftt.... 450 miles pfttt
Uh okay next questionsince that teacher is really just annoying i found that funny -w-
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
:kyouya: Me.
Executive Assistant U.S. Attorney Stan Villani.
Tough luck in Court.
Tell me about it.
You drew a bad hand.
I guess.
Anyway, I come bearing gifts.
Another hitman?
Yes. Frederico Libretti.
.... Biscuits?
The same. The feds got him last week.
..... And you want me to....
Do you want it?
Yes.
It's yours.
Thank you.
You're a big boy, Harrison, if you need anything I'm right down the hall. Until then, Good Hunting.
I love how life works...
Executive Assistant U.S. Attorney Stan Villani. Tough luck in Court. Tell me about it. You drew a bad hand. I guess. Anyway, I come bearing gifts. Another hitman? Yes. Frederico Libretti. .... Biscuits? The same. The feds got him last week. ..... And you want me to.... Do you want it? Yes. It's yours. Thank you. You're a big boy, Harrison, if you need anything I'm right down the hall. Until then, Good Hunting.I love how life works...
I apologize, but I HAVE to say this again:
"Looks like you get a chance to replay the level, ja?"
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Me my teacher(Discussing the book "Monster")
Um...I don't really get some of the characters. How so? Who's this Briggs guy? He's the defense. ....Isn't O'Brien the defense? Well, yeah, but...Uh... And is the judge an idiot? Why do you ask? Well, he's always making small talk with the guards in serious moments. I guess he's one of those guys who just comes to get paid.
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: Club Members : Mr. K, our sponsor *roaring with laughter* *walks in*-Tennis stuff, no actual dialog but full of epic scenes of physics defying stuff-
Why were you all laughing? What's so entertaining about guys playing with balls?...
That ball is the true victim here. *still laughing insanely*-Subtitles come back on as dialog begins-
..................................................Damn!Also
: Superintelligent friend of mine : That ball's breaking the laws of physics. Actually if you were to- NO. We don't need that.(Mr. K is a physics teacher- it's funnier if you actually knew both of them)
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me. My old English Teacher.I had gone to my school to meet with someone, and I couldn't help but overhear this coming from one of the classrooms:
... used to create l... Hmm? *stops walking down the hallway* Both are used to make something look... *interrupting* Better than it actually is? HUH? Oh! Phoenix! Here for something? I was walking to another class. What was it you were talking about? Well, they asked me to recite a few slogans I made up.
WHAT!?!?!? I know, good, aren't they? y...yes, of course... I can't help but feel I've read them before somewhere else...
Oh... I...Is that so? Tell me, Mr. Godot... have you ever heard of something called "Court-Records.net"? Umm... Err..... WELL? ... Of course I have! That's where I post them, for others to read and review!
YOU DO NO SUCH THING! I KNOW THE REAL WRESTLEMANIA PERSONALLY! HE'D NEVER LET ANYONE STEAL HIS WORKS!
WHAT!? TELL THE TRUTH!(At this point, everyone in the classroom is glaring at us. I didn't know this, but they were in the middle of a test, and it was an Intermission period)
Ha! I know him too! He allowed me say these on his behalf! *slams a nearby desk a la Edgeworth* You're lying! Wrestlemania would never let you do that! YES HE DID! NO I DIDN'T!!!(I hear the entire class gasp at this point. Very refreshing sound)
Wh... What did you just say? I AM WRESTLEMANIA!!!
WHAT???After this, I told him to follow me to the computer labs, which are near the English Classes, and logged on as me, Hidden, to prove it.
Funniest moment I've ever had in that school.
... I wonder how he's doing after that "debate"...
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