Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Pandan wrote:
:phoenix: I want to be a pirate!
Look behind you, a three headed monkey!
(Yay more MI!)
Look behind you, a three headed monkey!(Yay more MI!)
Monkey Island? You, fine lady, are made of win!
I'm Phoenix Wright, and I'm a mighty lawyer!
Don't make me laugh.
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Let's try some more:
I can't rest 'til' you've been exterminated! Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.Phoenix sure knows how to fight in court.
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Never mess with a kid with an agenda
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Pandan wrote:
Thank you!
Let's try some more:
I can't rest 'til' you've been exterminated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
Phoenix sure knows how to fight in court.
Let's try some more:
I can't rest 'til' you've been exterminated! Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.Phoenix sure knows how to fight in court.
Heh, reminds me of "Insult Arm Wrestling" (20 awesome points to anyone who gets the reference, awesome points are only redeemable for Awesomeness, void when trying to redeem with people other than Zeon Twilight)
Let's see here...
: you see, it was all your fault your plans failed, if you had simply trusted the fellow you hired, it would have turned out fine :...What?---
: Three spoonfuls of sugar please, and don't forget the creamer----
I hit the bigtime! I'm a millionaire! See you later LOSERS!---
: Hey nice, I've got a date lined up with a really nice girl for you, Forget about Maya.----
:The accused is obviously innocent, the prosecution rests.
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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My last fight ended with my hands covered in blood. I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.---
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.---
My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! I am rubber you are glue
WRONG COME BACK!!! 
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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Zeon Twilight wrote:
Heh, reminds me of "Insult Arm Wrestling" (20 awesome points to anyone who gets the reference, awesome points are only redeemable for Awesomeness, void when trying to redeem with people other than Zeon Twilight)
Insult arm wrestling is from MI4, My first was from MI3 and the other two from MI1
Another one from MI1:
I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Pandan wrote:
Let's go.
We can't. Why not? We're waiting for Godot.
...(... ok it had to be done)
YES. YES IT DID.
Horray for Samuel Beckett!
Studying time! Get the keg!
Feenie. Pants. OFF. NOW.
You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real Father! For the love of God, and all that is holy....my ANUS is BLEEDING!
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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Bossmuff wrote:
For the love of God, and all that is holy....my ANUS is BLEEDING!Well...I dunno, I could see that personally...
: I donate to Charity
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Ah... The days of my youth... ... ... Nevermind, I don't like to talk about it. BURGERS ARE SOOOOO OVERRATED!
Heck with Texas.
Bananas? Who needs those? "fool" Is so two millaseconds ago. I'm going to say something else now. That's not one of my rulez...
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My newest Song, "Testify", starring Kristoph Gavin.
Alright, Here Is a video of the Just for Laughs act with the song included. If you want to watch the whole act, go ahead. The Song's Preface is at approximately 2:57. The song ITSELF starts at 4:06, and lasts around 3 minutes.
I have the ORIGINAL Lyrics, typed up (Since they weren't able to be found online):
Spoiler: Lyrics to the original "The Therapist Song" by David Hyde Pierce
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen… Kristoph Lovers of all ages…
…
Testify.
Spoiler: Space Saver
Alright. This trial is for the murder of Fey Dawaie. Are the attorneys ready?
The Prosecution is ready, Your Honor.
The prosecution’s case is simple. We have many witnesses saying they saw the defendant commit the crime, we have a video camera which was at the scene, which also captured the witness entering the crime scene minutes before the crime occurred, and we have a clearly established motive for the defendant.
Well? Opinions?
Edit: Oh! And from a personal standpoint, I don't think it's really good... But I always have a negative opinion on my own works.
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That, or my post was so bad that they all logged off.
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Zeon Twilight wrote:
Bossmuff wrote:
For the love of God, and all that is holy....my ANUS is BLEEDING!Well...I dunno, I could see that personally...
But he'll never say it. Which is what the thread is about.
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Wrestlemania wrote:
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T POST THIS HERE YET!!!!!!!
My newest Song, "Testify", starring Kristoph Gavin.
Alright, Here Is a video of the Just for Laughs act with the song included. If you want to watch the whole act, go ahead. The Song's Preface is at approximately 2:57. The song ITSELF starts at 4:06, and lasts around 3 minutes.
I have the ORIGINAL Lyrics, typed up (Since they weren't able to be found online):
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen… Kristoph Lovers of all ages…
…
Testify.
Well? Opinions?
Edit: Oh! And from a personal standpoint, I don't think it's really good... But I always have a negative opinion on my own works.
My newest Song, "Testify", starring Kristoph Gavin.
Alright, Here Is a video of the Just for Laughs act with the song included. If you want to watch the whole act, go ahead. The Song's Preface is at approximately 2:57. The song ITSELF starts at 4:06, and lasts around 3 minutes.
I have the ORIGINAL Lyrics, typed up (Since they weren't able to be found online):
Spoiler: Lyrics to the original "The Therapist Song" by David Hyde Pierce
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen… Kristoph Lovers of all ages…
…
Testify.
Spoiler: Space Saver
Well? Opinions?
Edit: Oh! And from a personal standpoint, I don't think it's really good... But I always have a negative opinion on my own works.
Wow... I've never seen that before! Quite good! And those alternate lyrics you made are pure brilliance!
Do you think it would be selling out to have my music on video games?
Oh, I'm sorry - were you talking? I was distracted by your head driving by on a bus.
My my! But I thought you were my lover! No, that was this guy who was pretending to be-
Oh, for God's sake, Phoenix don't waste your breath on this hairy, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing troglodyte who's probably the only male in existence who suffers from penis envy!
Lovely Rita
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I will rape you! Mwahahahahahaha!(He would never say that in-game)
(singing) I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control Cause the power you're supplyin', 
it's electrifyin'!
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!
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Pandan wrote:
(singing) I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'! So Lana's the one singing Sandy's part?
Quote:
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!Wouldn't it be more like this:
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only HOOOOOOOOOOOPE!
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And to my cat mittens i leave...
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OBJECTION! (blah blah blah)
.... ....why arent you objecting me?? Oh i agree! WHAAAT??? Cookie? 
.....
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Bossmuff wrote:
Wouldn't it be more like this:
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only HOOOOOOOOOOOPE!
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only HOOOOOOOOOOOPE!Yes that's it!
I'm the Grim Reaper, Lardass, and you're my next customer. (Cookie to the one who gets it! It's easy, the line itself is a spoiler.)
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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Boot_to_the_Head wrote:
This one's for Edgy ^^
OBJECTION! (blah blah blah)
....
....
why arent you objecting me??
Oh i agree!
WHAAAT???
Cookie?
.....
OBJECTION! (blah blah blah) .... ....why arent you objecting me?? Oh i agree! WHAAAT??? Cookie? .....Reminds me of this little bit of win.
http://spacecoyote.deviantart.com/art/B ... t-48310936
:LEt's resolve this like Civilized human beings shall we chaps? :Wright, I really need your help right now.
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short hair drawn back....a tight contender now lets take a look at contestant 2... hair pivoted to side pointing to the left in our eyes...a tuffy to beat now contestant 3...
hmm interesting seems like a combover...contestant 1 seems to be intimidating him... 
...it seems he is wearing a wig! he is therefore disqualified...with that the 4th contestant...
oo wats this? long a huge like? seems to be a winner to me...and now the judges score...
for contestant 1...4.5...its good but very plain i mean COME ON he ( ) can look like you... for contestant 2...9.9...unique and godly for once my bald head would love to have that smexsy hair... for contestant 3...well disqualified but if he were not then.... 0.1? jeeze a comb over? for contestant 4...9.9...it has a certain well length to it that is just...wow...AND WITH THAT WE CAN SEE THAT THERE IS A DRAW BETWEEN 2 AND 4!!!
POPULARITY VOTE TIME WHO DO YOU WANT???
CONTESTANT 2 GANT??
CONTESTANT 4 DARYAN??
or... CONTESTANT ?????
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there? *sigh*Though perhaps he is...
...
Then you need to add
, 
, and just for randomness, 
.
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Don't worry, it's an easy one :)
Wocky: I am singing this for Alita, homes! Listen up!
An angel's smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven, then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison, you can't break free
You're a loaded gun
There's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done
[Chorus:]
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
You give love a bad name
Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, you act so shy
Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye
You're a loaded gun
There's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
You give love a bad name
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Re: Things that a Phoenix Wright character would never say
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I am clearly a lesbian. Infact, my lovers are; 
and .
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Phoenix_Apollo wrote:
:adrian: I am clearly a lesbian. Infact, my lovers are; and .
and .Don't forget...
(yes, he's a girl! XD) 
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Where's Pikachu? ...I mean Wally!
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Pointing is rude...i shouldn't do it anymore... I love all you guys! Especially you wright... Franziska i insist you stop whipping everyone or i'll have to give u a penalty! Hey how bout we all go out for a celebratory meal? I'll pay! Urgh! i cba to help you today Nick, you're on your own! I think you and Nick make a bad couple and should brake up franziska don't worry about your perfect win record, do whaat you feel is right, that's all that matters Mr phoenix Wright...I want you, right here, right now Coffee...What's C-o-f-f-e-e? some kind of cough medicine? sounds distcusting... Swimmimg sucks...
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I'm bringin sek-c back...♂ Not even Godot can do this trick...♪ Not even Trucy can keep her pants on...♪ My massages work wonders. Next time, Gumshoe! NEXT TIME! I write my name in exotic ways. I gotz da powa! Uh ohs. Teh powa... You didn't think it would be that easy, did you? For a second, yeah. I kinda did. Party time!♥
Pool's closed! Ha ha! I sense an incredible power!
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Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
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Panty thief strikes again!
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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How can you believe such dorkishly dorkish dreams by a dorkishly dressed dork in a dorkish job, in a dorkish industry; dorkishly dreaming dorkish dreams about dorkishly moving up the dorkish ladder to a more dorkish job with a dorkier salary! Not to mention, that that dork also dorkishly dreams dorkish dreams about dorkishly moving away, dorkishly, into a new, equally dorkish, industry!
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Sai-Chan wrote:
Spoiler: Large amount of text ahead.
-shot for Avenue Q reference-
Tended your wounds for Avenue Q reference. Avenue Q FTW!!
Bout time someone did one! Hehe
My turn! I'm sorry if someone has already done these, but I'm not feeling especially creative today. So forgive me
The weather woman said it would be sunny... AND IT'S SUNNY! Bailiff! Get my high-tech computer so that I can send an internet message to my wife that I'll be home late. Hm, I should probably go on that shopping website and buy that couch she wanted... where's my credit card? I should probably attach my typed out documents for tomorrow's trial to myself in an e-mail... I'm gonna go take th' cows out an' 'opefuwy they's can get some guhd grass ta eat... ((completely random)) Hey Nick, ya know that one poor, rather ugly chick I found on the street? Well guess what? We're getting married!! Objection! I just said something totally off the wall there. I'm sorry, and I'd like to restate.... Actually, the defense doesn't have any objections with this witness's testimony, your honor. Carry on. I could defeat Manfred von Karma with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back! (this was obviously before the events of 1-4...) You know what I have decided? I'm going to live in NYC and open a nice profitable business!...And that's all she wrote *shot*
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He's flashing his cash loaf again. How many times is that? Two or three? Three. All right. That's the necessary number of times. That scab is gonna have a little 'on the job accident'. With all due respect boss, I don't think we should rely on an accident happening. Let's kill him ourselves. *facepalm*-----
Isn't it true you that you have been paid for your testimony? 
Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you!?-----
Daddy, I'm hungry. What's with kids? Every few days it's food, food, food! ...Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Can we have Phoenix-Burgers again!? No! The cat shelter's on to me!-----
Order! Order! I don't have time for all this! I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait in line behind me while I complain!
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
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Daddy, I'm hungry. What's with kids? Every few days it's food, food, food! ...Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Can we have Phoenix-Burgers again!? No! The cat shelter's on to me!Futurama, right?
lol! I wondered why it sounded so familiar... Futurama FTW!
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