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Once again, please stop posting about Apollo Justice in this thread.;-;


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You can pay a attorney even if you are a waitress in a very unpopular broke restaurant, a college student, or even an escaped criminal.


I was always under the impression that Pheonix took on some cases for free, since he is often broke and does actually mention not getting paid for some cases.
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I give love a bad name.

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:butzthumbs: I learned that there is a big difference between a ladder and a step ladder.
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And that's all.

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Sister White wrote:
1) Pearl is tall enough to slap Phoenix :pealshock:


Yes. In the Weenix (Cookie for whoever get's the pun)

People who wear orange are usually happy, but if you dye yourself orange, you just outline the basis for a Extra Large helping of suck.
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Yellow snow is not a snowcone :maya:
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And that's all.

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Cute girls never lie...
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Nick + Maya <33

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Oh I got another one! I've learned that magical gems only work outside of court ^^; *cough*
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I've learned that Cody has no taste in men dressed as women.>_<
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Dirtiest lil attorney ever!

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Sexy witness girls are seriously screwed up personality wise. Sexually sweet one question, deranged lawyer killer the next question.
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I've learned that the most evil people are charming, seemingly sweet-natured young girls, while the most pure people are brazen phantom thieves.
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Guilty of being an AA addict

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I've learned that it's possible to watch someone's life for years, and never learn what country they live in.
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What zark learn'd:

Law of Poor Eyesight:
If you happen to be in a courthouse with glasses longer than the approximate time for two testimonies, then you're either really horrible at your job or you're the guilty party.
- First Exception:
Adrian Andrews, by have self-demolishing glasses, has avoided such a catastrophe. However, one should advise that contacts is possibly the best solution.
- Second Exception:
If, however, you go to any defense attorneys and there hasn't been a murder case longer than a month, you will be the one accused of the crime or dead.

Law of Luminous Artifacts:
If you have in your possession any glow-in-the-dark jewlery, locks that only you can see will appear in front of people you're questioning.

Law of Spontaneous Growth:
Any woman in traditional Japanese attire is required to have the ability to expand their breasts from an A-cup to a D-cup. IF you are unable to do so, then your spiritual power is practically nonexistent.

Law of Crimson Lake Hair:
If you so happen to be a redhead, then you are on the borderline-extreme for whatever your personality is.

Law of Judgemental Basis:
The judge, regardless of going against his job description, always sides with the prosecution for the beginning of the trial. NO. EXCEPTIONS.

Law of Questionable Clients:
If you are a defense attorney, you will never have a normal, sane client for as long as you live.
For as long as you live...

Law of Household Animals:
If you are going to commit a crime, the first thing you should do is get rid of your pet. Otherwise, it will testify against you or give vital information away.

Law of Inclined Steps:
It's a step-ladder, darnit.


...That's all I got, yo!
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Re: Things You've Learned From Pheonix Wright...*SPOILERS*Topic%20Title

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Spoiler:
that you can impersonate a DA who has a blue suit, a DA badge and spiked back hair by getting a cheap blue suit, a cardboard badge and gelling your hair backwards with spikes :phoenix: :zenitora:

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that if your a prosecutor you can bring items that can be deemed dangerous :franny: :godot:
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that if you are assertive you can control the judge and the jury :udgy: :karma:

for that spoiler thing i wasn't sure that to put it or not since spoilers is already put in the title
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I was going to say 'everyone who wears a monocle is a criminal', but Zarkanorf beat me to it.

The only kids' TV actors who get any proper screentime are the insanely popular ones (Powers and Engarde). If you are not as popular, then you will either appear dead (Hammer and Corrida) or not at all (the poor anonymous people who played the Tin and Aluminium Samurai in Engarde's show.)

Old people are always grumpy.

Only prosecutors can have gimmicks.
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And to my cat mittens i leave...

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Salutation Here wrote:
The only kids' TV actors who get any proper screentime are the insanely popular ones (Powers and Engarde). If you are not as popular, then you will either appear dead (Hammer and Corrida) or not at all (the poor anonymous people who played the Tin and Aluminium Samurai in Engarde's show.)


^ i agree

Even though i know its incredibly unaccurate, its nice to know how the defence attorneys deal with things - you only ever see the prosecutors stories on TV ;_;
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I've learned that even professional writers/translators can make the mistake of saying "Powers's" instead of "Powers'"...over and over and over again...>_>;
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I have learned that even in the future, the majority of photos will be black and white. :butzthumbs:
"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine."- Thomas Jefferson
... Yeah. Wow.
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In the future, humanity will be a lot less intelligent and a lot more eccentric.
:agent-Smith: "You just wish you could talk in Webdings."

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In the future technology hasn't advanced very much at all (especially in the case of Phoenix's phone XD)
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I have learned that in Germany, not only can you be homeschooled (it's actually illegal, but then, it's not the first time Mr. von Karma has broken the law) but you can learn enough law at home to pass a bar exam at the age of 13. Despite the fact that you're a minor you can then proceed to be a full-time state prosecutor.
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Alita x Wocky FTW!!

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I learn that in future, people find better form of education so they can get jobs much earlier..
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I've learned that in future, technology will have advanced to the point where blind people can have masks fitted to improve their sight, yet technology will have regressed to the point where everyone uses really bulky computers.
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Gumshoe: Like gum on your shoe.

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Yelling :objection: will not get you held in contempt of court.
If you are tazed by an insane thief, the police will not help you get a conviction or even come to your aid, and will not hear if you yell "Waaaaaaah!"
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Prosecuters are never nice ;_; Though I guess they're not supposed to be xD
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Zwei? As in, the Phantom assassin?O_O;;;


If a witness to a crime sees a person in a costume, odds are it's NOT the person who plays them.(Yeah, I'm looking at you, Oldbag.>_<)

Perfect examples are Mask DeMasque, Steel Samurai, Nickel Samurai, Maya, Ini(not really a costume, though, but still a disguise>_>;), Maggey, Pheonix, Iris, Dahlia, and Max Galactica.

Wow, that IS a lot.O_O And I'm probably leaving some out. Our future is bleak, ladies and gentleman. Very bleak.
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Zwei as in the number two XDD
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I'm just here for the Butterbeer.

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:jake: Numerous things can get you shot in Texas.
:phoenix: The main protagonist of a series MUST have some type of gravity-defying hair
:grey: Even if a character isn't gonna be seen for more than two or three scenes,
s/he must have some sort of annoying quirk
:udgy: The judge never really finds it surprising when the witness goes berserk and throws their hair/ makes faces like they're possessed (unless they are possessed)/ causes a power outage/ all of the above/ etc etc
:eh?: It's possible to live off of instant noodles
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SUBJECTION!

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Spoiler: Judges...
Judges are able to accept that people can call upon spirits of the dead and then allow them to testify as the dead person.. IS TRUEW!
yup.
A Defence Attorney Can Only Cry, When It Is All Over.
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Guilty of being an AA addict

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I've learned that if I ever get called as a witness, I can act up and lie all I want, and never pay for it.
I will take over Court-Records with my army of Klavier fanboys!
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Even if it's proven that there is no way you could have done it, you'll still be labelled guilty if your defense attorney doesn't point out and get a conviction for who did during your trial.
:agent-Smith: "You just wish you could talk in Webdings."

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Every single crime photo taken by anyone other than the official police force contains some kind of massive flaw.
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Dirtiest lil attorney ever!

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No matter what happens if a chick with an afro shows up make her leave quickly before someone dies and she becomes a crappy witness to an impossibly over complicated crime.
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All pictures not taken by the police are either crooked or off-center.
I will take over Court-Records with my army of Klavier fanboys!
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The standard for being a weatherman(woman, specifically) has dropped significantly.
I'm FINALLY back after months of just being a guest on the website, seeing an old topic I created, and randomly guessing my password to get my account back =3

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Yo Dawg!

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Big boobs can mean big trouble :april:
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I've learned that prosecutors really don't care about the truth.
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Hah! You wish you had my avi!

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A forum like this already exists...
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What the Devil is going on here?

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Golden-Haired-Lawyer wrote:
A forum like this already exists...


This one was here first lol.
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I learnt many things.The most impressive one is that ''Speak first , thing later''
Although ''Speak first , thing later'' means without deliberation , it can be very useful sometimes. :godot:
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Hah! You wish you had my avi!

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Essa_L_M.E wrote:
Golden-Haired-Lawyer wrote:
A forum like this already exists...


This one was here first lol.


Well, damn. The other one had more posts, so I thought it came first. Oh well.
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