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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:25 pm

vhunter13

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thanks ^^

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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:37 pm

vhunter13

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: you know since gumshoe disappeared *cough*gourdyburgers*cough* I'm starting to think that birdie is so fucking lesbian
:edgeworth:

: and why is that
*flashback*
:phoenix:

: ok I have to deliver this document to franziska
:franny:

*lesbian orgy*
*end*
:phoenix:

: that's why, and I'm no using the bathroom that joke is older that the judge
:udgy:

: watch your mouth
:phoenix:

: where in hell you came from?
:udgy:

: toilet

: stop hat already i'm not a cronic masturbator*
*:lana: came walking with a bikini*
:edgy:

: need alone time
:matt:

: That's it OPEN NOW GATES OF HELL
*a giant demon appears and takes :edgeworth:

to hell*

: that's why he didn't appear in apollo justice

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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:48 pm

Nothing to Hyde

why hello there

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Man,why'd I change my name and become a photographer?
:grey:

..And why am I in this mall full of zombies?
:youngmia:

Frank,stay in the security room.
:grey:

No!I'm going out.I've covered wars,you know.
:youngmia:

If you say so.

:larry:

Help!Help!
*larry is trapped in a sandwich shop,zombies are pouring in*
:grey:

DON'T WORRY!*starts chainsaw*
*Grey chainsaws the zombies and rescues Larry*
:larry:

Thanks,man.
:grey:

Come with me,you'll be safe where I'm taking you!
:larry:

No!I am hungry!I will not leave without food,you bastard!
:grey:

Aw,damn.
*Grey scavenges the mall and finds 2 gallons of orange juice,some cereal,and bread.*
:grey:

Here you g--WAIT A SECOND WE ARE IN A SANDWICH SHOP.
:larry2:

Yes,we are!If you looked behind the counter,you would find sandwiches.
:grey:

Damn.Well,let's go.

:larry:

FRAAAAANK!FRAAAAAANK!FRAAAAAANK!
*Larry is being bitten by a zombie.*
:grey:

What is it---OH MY GOD.
*Grey kicks zombie.*
:larry:

T-t-thanks,man.
:grey:

Why didn't you follow me?You would not have gotten bitten if you didn't go to that crowd of zombies.
:larry2:

I DUNNO LOL

:grey:

Alright,we're nearly at the security room--
:moe:

HUHHUHUHUH HEE!YOU AREN'T GETTING PASSED MEEE!AHAHA AHAHA AHAHA!
:grey:

OH MY GOD ANGRY CLOWN WITH CHAINSAWS
:butz:

No!I can't die now!I can't die a virgin!
:moe:

HUHUHUHUHUH HAHAHAAHAHA---WHOA!
*Moe slips and falls on chainsaws.*
:larry:

UGH!DISGUSTING!
:grey:

*takes photo of Moe* FAAAAANTASTIC!

:grey:

Alright,we're finally here,Larry.
:larry2:

Well,this place is pretty quiet and safe--

:payne:

WAAAAH WAAAH WAAAH I'M SO SCARED ZOMBIES WAAAAH WAAAH BOO-HOO

:larry:

Goddamnit!I'll never get any sleep!
:larry:

I can't take it any more!
:grey:

Me either!Here,get close to me!
*BANG!BANG!*

:yogi:

last tuesday,two young men *hiccup* shot themselves in a effort*hiccup* to get away from annoying survivors.*hiccup* the survivors were promptly *hiccup* eaten by zombies.
:yuusaku:

EXCEPT FOR MEE--OH GOD
*Zombies storm the cemetary,everyone is eaten.*

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:55 am

vhunter13

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: finally i got the divide soul seal!
:enguard:

: yeah we are getting back to our body
*hunter and inner get out of matt body*
hunter: sorry matt
:matt:

: no problem with me but...
:enguard:

: but nothing I'm kicking the shit out of you bitch
inner: want a piece of me? , come now and get it
:cookie:

: my 2 cousins were killed for your fault!!! *takes out a magnum*
:yogi:

: o a cookie! *eats cookie*
*in hell*
:edgeworth:

: great there are too many people to have my alone time
:sadshoe:

: Why i am in hell?
Satan: because you are too idiot that god didn't wanted you with him
hunter: out of ideas sorry
vhunter out

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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:26 pm

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Welcome to the annual frown competition!
:karma:

....

.....

......

......

*walks in* No-one likes me...
:sadshoe:

*walks out*

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:16 am

chiz99

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Ein Tag, dieser ist eine Welt der Verkollkommnung! Ein in dem die Völker rein sind!

:kyouya:

Excuse me, Herr Karma?

:karma:

Es muß ein Reinigen geben! Das dritte Reich sieht, daß jene nicht gepaßten Phasen zerstört werden!

:kyouya:

Wait, WHAT?

:odoroki:

What's he saying?

:karma:

Einmal werden die unreinen, dann wir herstellen die entscheidende Armee, nur der reinsten arischen Brüder entfernt!

:kyouya:

...

???

Wir werden in eine vollkommene Welt geführt, wenn das motherland alle steuert!

:kyouya:

Is your daughter like this, too?

:franny:

Not really.

:karma:

Bah! Die, die mit dem schwachen mit Seiten versehen, kommen nur um!

:kyouya:

*translates quietly to judge*

:udgy:

...

GUILTY!!!
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:47 pm

Wiiman the lawer

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OI

AAAHHHHHHHHH
:pealshock:

HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON MYSTIC MAYA
Meanwhile
:-P

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:00 pm

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Turnabout Trump

April 20
District Court
Courtroom No. 2

:odoroki:

Mr. Payne what was the color of the cards that were being used the night of the murder.
:payne:

I never investigated the scene myself ask Mr Wright.
:odoroki:

Mr. Wright what was the color of the cards used that night?
:hobohodo:

In this picture I see red Red RED. So it must be red.
:garyuu:

GAAAAAAH WTF I THOUGHT THEY WERE BLUE!
:hobohodo:

Your guilty Mr. Gavin gtfo of the courtroom

yeah....this one sucked sorry ^^'

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:22 pm

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chiz99 wrote:

:karma: Ein Tag, dieser ist eine Welt der Verkollkommnung! Ein in dem die Völker rein sind!

:kyouya:

Excuse me, Herr Karma?

:karma:

Es muß ein Reinigen geben! Das dritte Reich sieht, daß jene nicht gepaßten Phasen zerstört werden!

:kyouya:

Wait, WHAT?

:odoroki:

What's he saying?

:karma:

Einmal werden die unreinen, dann wir herstellen die entscheidende Armee, nur der reinsten arischen Brüder entfernt!

:kyouya:

...

???

Wir werden in eine vollkommene Welt geführt, wenn das motherland alle steuert!

:kyouya:

Is your daughter like this, too?

:franny:

Not really.

:karma:

Bah! Die, die mit dem schwachen mit Seiten versehen, kommen nur um!

:kyouya:

*translates quietly to judge*

:udgy:

...

GUILTY!!!
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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:48 pm

Rheine

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Case 3-5

: Oh i don't know what to do..i can't find any evidence..i know! I will call him
:phoenix:

: Edgeworth..what's up?
:edgeworth:

: I don't know what to do
:phoenix:

: Just look for evidences! They should be easier to spot than Sister Bikini in a bikini!
:edgeworth:

:.........
:phoenix:

: Edgeworth?....
:edgy:

: Edgey needs his alone time

I love Angel Starr!

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:42 pm

vhunter13

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*VIDEO GAME TRAILER
*A REALLY GIANT METAL ROBOT APPEARS DESTROYING EVERYTHING*
:damon:

: NOTHING WILL STOP ME NOW
*only one person can do the job
:franny:

: this is whip now tell me what to do
*but she's not alone, unfortunally
:sawit:

: it's useless i can read you mind whip
:yogi:

: you can scape my rifle I'm the beginning
:keiko:

: technology will beat you
:grey:

: are you the weather girl?
*but allies will eventually come
:jake:

: hi comadre
:adrian:

: do it for me whip
:grossburg:

: I know you well whip you'll do
*but will she survive de ultimate weapon
*the robot appears again
LEGAL GEAR SOLID
THE WHIP EATER
cooming soon
wiistation 360

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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:26 pm

Wiiman the lawer

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Trailer for a game, Legend of regina
:regina:

Oh help me
:gant:

MUHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I SHALL BECOME RULER OF MYRULE
:odo-objection:

First you need to fill out these forms for taking over.
:hobohodo:

Stand aside, i will stop you gant, from taking over...
:regina:

YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
:hobohodo:

but first i must fill out these hero forms.
:gant:

WHILE YOU WHERE FILLING OUT THOSE FORMS I TOOK OVER MYRULE
:sob:

WWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:29 pm

vhunter13

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: who wants to learn cooffenese?
:phoenix:

: me no

: ok class starts now!!!!!
:phoenix:

: but I said no
:godot:

: first lesson how to ask for cooffe, QUIERO MY COFFEE, repeat now!!
:phoenix:

*kills themselves
:godot:

: its the seventh time this week, maybe they dont want to learn cooffeenese, no they don't know what they want, next time I'll be more strict, muajajaj
:matt:

: To be continued , or maybe not
:enguard:

: very probably not
:spit:

: but they need to know cooffenese
:enguard:

: no they don't

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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:31 pm

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AHAHA GODOT'S BR!! XD!!

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:39 pm

vhunter13

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: well since cooffennese classes are canceled
:spit:

: noooooooooo, BLAPHEMER BLASPHEMER
:enguard:

: shut the hell up
:matt:

: I'm going to do something new and original
:phoenix:

: you are going to kill yourself?
:matt:

: no

: you are going to let me rape inner?
:matt:

no

: you are going to let me rape mia
:matt:

: hell yeah ^^
:enguard:

: no

: you are going to give me a brain?
:matt:

: I don't do miracles
*many stupid questions latter
:matt:

: no i'm not going to kill a chicken and use it as a ball !!!!!!!!!!
:enguard:

: we are going to make dates both pw characters and those asholes the very nice people in court-records
:matt:

: firstwe are going to give a pair to the old ones
:igarashi:

and

: eh what the hell *hunter takes him to an closet and punches him
*ina very rustic look restaurant
:igarashi:

: this is nothing compared to old japanese sake bars with sashimi *1 hour later*
:oldbag:

: yeah you are right, I remember best restaurant at 1890 when ...*1 hour later
:wellington:

(waiter) *kills himself
:igarashi:

: where had you been all my life?
* :igarashi:

and

kiss each other and everyone in the restaurant kills themselves*
:matt:

and

: MY EYES MY POOR EYES!!!!!!!
:matt:

: ok that ends for now if you want to participate send a pm to me or send me a dolar by mail ^^
:enguard:

: idiots e_e
TO BE CONTINUED
:godot:

: no fair bitch cooffenese is the most important languague and...
End

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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:45 pm

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I have a funnie!

:yummy:

YUM! Eating snackoo's on Godot's office is fun!

:spit:

ZOMG!

WHAT THE FREAKING HECK?!

:toaster:

You-you're violating... the... RUUUUUUULEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!

:ema-shock:

EH!? What rulez? I WAS NEVER INFORMED!

:godot:

Oh... I'll tell you the rules, if you want.

:yummy:

Sure, I have the time (and the snakoo's...)

:godot:

Okay. Rule #1: COFE ROCKS! *rambles on, and on, and on, and on...*

:ema-shock:

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! THE TORTURE! THE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:27 pm

missmolly

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I thought I'd combine characters from one of my favourite games with a scene from one of my favourite movies, (they both have judges in them, after all)

:eh?:

A Witch! We have found a witch may we burn her?

:udgy:

How do you know that she is a witch?

:phoenix:

Because she looks like one!

:maya:

I am not a witch I am not a witch! They dressed me up like this, and this is not my nose it is a false one!

:eh?:

Well we did do the nose, and the hat.

:phoenix:

She has a wort.

:udgy:

Why do you think that she is a witch?

:phoenix:

Ah she turned me into a newt.

[ :udgy:

gives him a disbelieving look]

:udgy:

A newt?

[Silence]

:phoenix:

Well I got better.

:larry:

Burn her anyway.

[Yells of "Burn her!"]

:udgy:

There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Tell me, what do you do with witches?

:phoenix:

Burn them!

:udgy:

Now, what do burn besides witches?

:larry:

More witches!

[recieves a punch from :eh?:

and silence]

:phoenix:

Wood?

So why do witches burn?

[more silence]

:phoenix:

Because there made of wood?

:udgy:

So how do you tell if she is made of wood?

:larry:

Build a bridge out of her!

:udgy:

Ah but cant you also build bridges out of stone?

:larry:

Oh right

Tell me does wood sink?

:eh?:

No it floats.

:udgy:

What also floats in water?

[lots of yelling and many wrong and random answers including "Very small rocks!"]

:edgeworth:

A duck!

Exactly!

So if she weighs as much as a duck she is made of wood.

:udgy:

And therefore!

:phoenix:

A WITCH!

We shall use my largest scales.

[Having been revealed to weigh the same as a duck, therefore proving her a witch]

:maya:

It's a fair cop.

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:36 pm

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(lax 2 much) : hi there
:minuki:

(leeling793) : hey what the hell
:matt:

: welcome

: hi, are you ready for your date
:lana:

: are you going to pay me?
:matt:

: no

: hey wait a minute we are both girls we aren't lesbian you know
:matt:

: well your dates are about to arrive
* :yogi:

arrives with a bag

: have your churo
:matt:

: for your date lax 2 much is going to be *dramatic silence
*:enguard: takes out from the bag :godot:

*

: Hey why did you punched me and put me in that bag, that's not my rule
:lana:

: I have a bad feeling about this
:enguard:

: and yours leeling *another dramatic silence
:edgeworth:

*edegeworth exits from the bag
:edgeworth:

: I hate you so much hunter
*hunter pulls a rope and the pairs fall from a hole
:yogi:

: ayup welcome to yanni's nodles
:lana:

: hum here saids that we are going to ride boats
:yogi:

: THAT'S LIE HERE i HAVE THE BEST NODDLES IN THE WORLD
:godot:

: well at least you have cooffe here?
:yogi:

: nop

: no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
:matt:

: since this is going too boring I'm adding some action
*5 seconds later
*a giant tiger attacks them
* :yogi:

dies (:matt: : hell yeah!!)
:edgeworth:

: There's something left to do
:shoe:

(tiger) : grrrrrrrrr
:edgeworth:

:

*

gets eaten
:minuki:

: great idea genius, well since I'm in trucy's body I think I can do something feel the power of... magic panties
* :minuki:

is eaten
:splode: : no cooffe no power
:lana:

: crybaby
* :godot:

and

are eaten
*In the tiger's belly
:will:

(dress as mickey mouse) : welcome to disney world
:minuki:

what the hell, I didn't know that there were ausement parks in tigers bellies
:will:

: well the writer here is kind of drunk so anything is possible
:lana:

: I'm starving
:godot:

: need more cooffe...
:minuki:

: hey I mastered the magic panties trick ^^
:edgy:

: need my alone time
:minuki:

: why do I have to be with the chronic masturbator?
:godot:

: because that's my rule
:lana:

: a new one more to the law book, well lets eat something
:chinami:

: welcome to space pizza what's your order
:godot:

: cooffe!!!!!!!
:chinami:

: and your pizza?
:godot:

: with cooffe!!!!!!
:lana:

: why do I have to be with to cooffe adict?
:godot:

: because that's my ..
:minuki:

*kills him
:edgeworth:

: need my alone time...
:lana:

*kills him
:matt:

: I think that the date is over
:enguard:

: godot how was your date?
:godot:

: like a cooffe with cream (translation from cooffenese: they tried to kill me)
:matt:

: and yours lax 2 much?
:lana:

: I'm going to kill you
:matt:

: no the contract you signed protects me ^^
:enguard:

: how was your date edgeworth
:edgy:

: I need my alone time here and now *takes out pants
:matt:

: and yours leeling?
:minuki:

*kills

* it sucked!!!!!!!!!!
:lana:

yeah you bitch!!!!!!
:matt:

: well I was kind of stingy but...
:lana:

: KIND OF!!??!!!!
*both take out bazookas*
:matt:

see you next time and remember to participate you just need to send me a pm see you around *runs
* :lana:

shot him

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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:11 am

missmolly

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Welcome to Court Records: Evening at the improv. Up now we have a very talented, very hip new comedian. Please make him welcome, it's Ron DeLite!

:yuusaku:

Err, hi. So, so there's these two c-cannibals, and - and they're eating a clown.

:Bikini:

Take it off! Come on love-buns!

:accordion-head:

Uh, uh uh, so anyway, one cannibal looks at the other and goes, does this taste funny to you?

:edgeworth:

COME ON, TAKE IT OFF!

:zenitora:

Ma'am, the management has already warned you about this. They won't warn you again.

:Bikini:

But, but but...

:zenitora:

Now, now, Ma'am, Chippendale's is just around the corner. I'm sure Mr. Edgeworth can get you in easy.

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:39 pm

vhunter13

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(reading the old funnies) : jaja pictionary
:franny:

: foolish fool you are suppose to be writing a funny
:maya:

: admit it you are a lazy bastard
:godot:

: when are going to continue my clases
:pearl:

: and thanks to you mr nick is death
:phoenix:

: that was a clone pearls
:matt:

: fuck

: what did you said?
:matt:

: nothing , your life is wonderful, well I'm going to do something stupid let me see oh yeah a spring break special ^^
*at cancun , mexico
:gant:

: too many targets to rape and so lttle time, oh fuck we are in air
:karma:

: welcome to our perfect spring break special
:damon:

: ok we are going to ask this bitch I mean lovely girl
:april:

: hi there
:karma:

: is it true that here you can drink tequila without the police harrasment
:april:

: wanna see my boobs?
:damon:

: are you under 18?
:april:

no

: not interested
:karma:

: so what is the cultural diferences btween mexico and U.S.A?
:april:

: no bikini !!!! *wink* *runs naked
:phoenix:

: hell yeah!!!!!
:karma:

: well in this case We are going to interview someone less stupid
:yogi:

(as a mexican ) : ola tecolines?
:matt:

:WILL KARMA FIND SOMEONE NOT STUPID?
WILL GANT RAPE SOMEONE?
WILL I STOP ASKING THIS STUPID QUESTIONS?

WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE OF GANT AND KARMA SPRING BREAK SPECIAL.
or maybe not

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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:28 pm

Wiiman the lawer

Godot will live again!

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I can make my hair turn grey
:edgeworth:

I don't care
:godot:

Ta da

...

Edgy needs his alone time.

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:40 am

Iban

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Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:57 am

Aviv

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^ROFL. THATS AMAZIIIIIIIIIIING. HOW DID YOU MADE IT?

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:24 am

Iban

Got his Psychology degree in Borginia

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The magic of MS paint :jake:

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:32 am

Aviv

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O_O
Wow. Awesome work, Idan.

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:28 pm

vhunter13

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Awesome Iban, you are pretty creative

my invisible signature is awesome

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:13 pm

Aviv

Rise and shine, Mr. Judge.

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I PRESENT HAWTHORNE D.
:damon:

I am complete!

:that-b-word:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

:gant:

yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now i'm complete and my cock you will suck
the world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the dick and now you both shall die!

:chinami:

Wait! wait! Wait!
you muthafucka
we challenge you to a fuck off!
give us one chance to fuck your socks off

Fuck, fuck, fuck
the Damon code prevents me
from declining a fuck off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

:chinami:

If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent

:hair:

And what if *i* win?
:chinami:

then you can take Iris back to hell...
:ayame:

What?

trust me Iris, its the only way,
:ayame:

What the fuck are you talking about?
:chinami:

to be your little bitch.
:gant:

Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
Im the Damon i love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
i'm the Damon i can do what i want,
whatever i got i'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a fuck off that i've ever lost
i cant wait to take Iris back to hell
i'm gonna fill her with my hot Damon gel
i'll make her squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

:ayame:

Noooooo!

cmon Iris bring the thundah
:ayame:

there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
:chinami:

listen to me
:ayame:

he fucks too hard because he's not a mortal man
:chinami:

goddamn-it Iris,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
youre gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
:ayame:

girl, we've been through so much shit,
:chinami:

deactivated lasers with my Nick
:that-b-word:

now its time to blow this rapist down!
:chinami:

C'mon Iris now it's time to blow doors down
:ayame:

I hear you Dahlia now it's time to blow doors down
:chinami:

Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
:ayame:

We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
:that-b-word:

Now we've got to blow this fucker down
:ayame:

He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
:chinami:

C'mon Iris cuz it's time to blow doors down
:ayame:

OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
:chinami:

Hey anti-christ-er, Dick-loss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the Damon,
we are the D [17x]

:hair:

You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Iris, You're comin with me.
Taste my lightning fucker!

:chinami:

NOOOO!

ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' porn!
ooohh no!

:chinami:

From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

Nooooooo! Fuck you Iris and Fuck you Dahlia!
I'll get you Hawthorne D!!!

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:21 pm

kaitouX

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Aviv wrote:

I PRESENT HAWTHORNE D.

Spoiler: space.

I APPROVE OF THAT. :D

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:22 pm

Aviv

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=D
when are you gonna write the next funny?

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:07 pm

kaitouX

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Aviv wrote:

=D
when are you gonna write the next funny?

I wrote it already. After I finish the Usami-chan ones, I'll start to post them here, I think <3

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:43 pm

Aviv

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Ok-eh.
And now's, time for...
KLAVIER AND DARYAN'S POWER HOUR

:haha:

Aaaaaa, Aaaaaaa, Aaaaaaaa, Aaaaaaaaa,
Aaaaa, Aaaaa, Aaaaaa, Aaaaaa,
Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAA YEAH !
:radio:

*on fire*

*Tosses mic aside* I do not need, ( :rock'n:

he does not need)
:pencileraser:

a microphone ( :rock'n:

a microphone)
:pencil:

My voice is fuckin, ( :rock'n:

fuckin)

Powerful!!

:pencileraser:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH !

:pencil:

*Points at LeTouse* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
:beard:

*beard asplodes* :wtf:

Sorry

I did not mean, ( :rock'n:

he did not mean)
:haha:

to blow your mind ( :rock'n:

to blow your mind)
:pencil:

But that should happen to me,
:haha:

all the time!

:pencil:

Now take a look ( :rock'n:

take a look)
:haha:

tell me what do you see? ( :rock'n:

what do you see?)
:haha:

We got the Dick of Destinyyyyyyyy!

:pencileraser:

AAAH! Arghhh!!

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:07 am

Saal

Live Life To It's Full, Sweet Flavor!

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I made a YouTube Phoenix Wright Musical that you fellow phoenix-wright-fans might want to check out. It's nothing like what these people are doing, but I thought that it would be kinda fun to check it out at this link:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1sYfevYILEU

And hey, while I am at it, I might as well give the other link to another one of my Phoenix Wright Parodies called "Gallop Poll" It's a comedy skit, quite funny =D

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7ZBJi0P64

Here is the link to my YouTube profile, and then to my friends YouTube channel. We make tons of video's and SargentComedy (my friend) has tons of hilarious things on his page. Here are the links:

YOUTUBE
SAALVATORIO

http://uk.youtube.com/user/Saalvatorio

YOUTUBE
SARGENTCOMEDY

http://uk.youtube.com/user/SargentComedy

Have a great time looking at these hilarious video's. =D :yuusaku:

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:14 am

Saal

Live Life To It's Full, Sweet Flavor!

Gender: Male

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Phoenix Wright On YouTube

:minuki:

Did you hear about those hilarious video's on YouTube?

:grey:

Nope, Sorry, I didn't

:minuki:

Well, You should really check them out! These two YouTuber's both have hilarious video's on both of their pages.

:grey:

Do you have any evidence to prove this?

:minuki:

...

ANYWAY! This user, Saalvatorio, has some live-action movies, and some video game spots, and some soundtracks from The Chronicles of Narnia and Stubbs the Zombie. He also has just started to make some really hilarious Phoenix Wright Parodies.

:grey:

W-Well, maybe I will check this out.

:minuki:

And SargentComedy, the other user, don't get me started on him! He has so many funny video's that I about killed over right there in the computer chair from laughing! LOL!

:grey:

H-Heehee!!!

:minuki:

Here are the links to their YouTube Channels!

YOUTUBE
SAALVATORIO

http://uk.youtube.com/user/Saalvatorio

YOUTUBE
SARGENTCOMEDY

http://uk.youtube.com/user/SargentComedy

:minuki:

YAAAAAAYYYY!!!! =D :grey:

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:06 pm

Aviv

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These includes my Aviv smileys. also, the Lana smiley is referred to my GF, Mor.
Aviv smileys:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Puts gun down* Aw, come on, Mori, if anyone's gonna touch you...
:lana:

(You'll kick his ass? ...=D)

... it's gonna be ME.
:lana:

D=

Lets see what's on TV... oh look! Hawthorne D in the Dick Of Destiny!
~~
:chinami:

Can't... reach.. dick... Wait! theres a button there! i thing it might deactivate the lasers!
:ayame:

The Nick...
:chinami:

Huh?

Use the Nick!
:chinami:

Oh. FEENIE!
:sick:

*Falls out of nowhere* OH HI DOLLIE! *runs like a maniac, then hits the button, collapses and dies*
:that-b-word:

Now i didn't even need to poison him!
:ayame:

Grab the dick!
:chinami:

Ok, ok! *Grabs Dick*
...
...
........
:sadshoe:

Hey pal. be gentle, okay?
:chinami:

No way, dick.
~~
:lana:

..What the hell.

Sorry for the wait, i had trouble transing 'em :sadshoe:

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:34 am

vhunter13

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*NO MORE IDIOTS*

: ok I got this beam katana and killed that guy
:gregory:

*death*

: now what?
:adrian:

: How about killed everyone left to be number one

: I don't know
:adrian:

: If you are #1 You'll have sex with me

: where are those bastards
*5 seconds later
OLD METAL
RANK 10
:butz:

: come now I killed all your guards
:igarashi:

: Eh? Well who are you?
:butz:

: the one who will kill you, Do you know what this place is, Is where dreams become true , You have dreamed too much
:igarashi:

: zzzzzzZzZZzZ
:butz:

: wake up!!!!!!!!!
:igarashi:

: eh what, who are you?
:larry:

*takes beam katana
:igarashi:

*takes giant sword
* :larry:

jumps and hitting him multiple times but then :igarashi:

clones himself , larry killed them all and then in their struggle he cuts :igarashi:

arms

: I been waiting for this moment when... ZzZZzZ
:larry:

*kills him with beam katana
:adrian:

: congratulations larry now you are rank 10 *takes photos
:larry:

: You'll have sex with me I'f im number 1?
:adrian:

: maybe

: please just once!!!!!!!
*in a videogame board
:keiko:

wonderful!!!
Larry butz
old metal
TO BE CONTINUED

my invisible signature is awesome

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:48 am

Aviv

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^That just sucked. dont quit your daily job.

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:18 am

Iban

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^ Don't be hatin' 'viv! Constructive criticism or GTFO.

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:23 am

Aviv

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Nothanks. i already told him.
and read his post, damnit.

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:49 pm

Aviv

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UGHH! HIS HEART! ITS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE!
:Mimi:

3...2...1... CLEAR!

Phew. its beating again.
:Mimi:

Uhh, his cock erected...
:stiles:

GODAMNIT, WHY CANT WE HAVE AN OPERATION WITH THE PAITENT PUTTING PANTS ON!?
:Mimi:

ITS THE GUILT!!! EWW!!
:stiles:

3...2...1..
:stiles:

IMA FIERIN MAH LAZAH!!!!
:stiles:

BLARRGHHH! *Guilt asplodes*
~Few hours later~
:stiles:

Okay. Mr. Gant. the good news is...
:hair:

Yes?

We got the GUILT removed. the bad news is that you now have HIV.

W-W-W-W-W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?! *collapses*
:Mimi:

Nice work, Dr. Stiles.

Re: Phoenix Wright Funnies

Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:15 pm

Nothing to Hyde

why hello there

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^Didn't like it,see me after class.