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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Bruce Goodman wrote:
:shoe: Hey guys, what's up.

:missle: WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZUP?!
:shoe: WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP?
:polly: WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUP?!
:jazzron: WHAZZZUP?!
:shoe: Sorry dude, animals only.
:zenny: WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP?!
:shoe: I said "ANIMALS ONLY!"
:zenitora: But someone told me I was a tiger!
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FROM THE GANT THREAD!

:udgy: Can you explain again why I would want to ask her if she would want to see my "Gavel"?
:gantdown: *facepalms*

Soon, I will be posting one of the WORST posts on this thread... and somehow, I can tell people will like it anyways. *facepalms*
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Surf's Up!

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:javado: I'm addicted to prune juice. *runs off to toilet for the 17th time*

:grossburg: I've just started on the Adipose program. I've already lost 4 kilos!

:that-b-word: I could do with a haircut. Long hair is SO last year!

:udgy: Will you hurry up, Mr Wright! There's a young girl waiting for me in my chambers!
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Thanks! Now I can post... THIS!!!

*Phone Rings*
:damon: Hello? This is Damon.
:redd: What are you Doing?
:gant: What are YOU Doing?
:redd: Just watching the Market Recap, drinking an import.
:damon: That is correct! THAT is COR-RECT!
* :aiga: walks in*
:aiga: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
:gant: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
:redd: Hey, Damon! Who’s That?
:gant: Hey Luke! Pick up the cordless!
*Walks over to the phone*
:aiga: Luke Here!
:redd: WHAT ARE YOU DOIIIING???
:inspect: What are YOUUU Doing?
:gant: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
:redd-is-white: WAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
:zaviaar: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
:gant: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
:zaviaar: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
:jazzgant: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

In case you couldn't tell by now, yes, this is a parody of the infamous "Ivy-League Wazzup?" Commercial.

Located... Here.
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GamerErman2001 wrote:
Pandan wrote:
:grossburg: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!
:nick: Stride?
:grossburg: All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?

You win a pet monkey. Good job!

Is it a three headed pet monkey? Because I really want one...
:hobohodo: -This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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Pandan wrote:
GamerErman2001 wrote:
Pandan wrote:
:grossburg: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!
:nick: Stride?
:grossburg: All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?

You win a pet monkey. Good job!

Is it a three headed pet monkey? Because I really want one...


No, but you can have a pirana Poodle instead if you want.
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Zeon Twilight wrote:
No, but you can have a pirana Poodle instead if you want.

Yay! Thanks. :D
:hobohodo: -This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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:godot: Women are like Coffee, Mr.Trite. Bitter, dark and mysterious. *gulp gulp*<- (coffee drink)
:phoenix: Okay but I can't seem to figure out how is it related to Mr. Lawdy's murder case?
:godot: Oh fuck it, haven't you learned by now to IGNORE my proverbs? I am saying them to look cool. *grin*
:phoenix: The more I know.
:hobohodo:*Puts an urban hat on* People are like defense attorneys but at the same time they are like Prosecutors.
:godot: You'll never look cool , Mr.Trite.
:jake: I agree
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:godot: : decaf please.

:udgy: : !!!!

:phoenix: : !!!!

:shoe: : And now, for something completly different.
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Ok I want to try a song too. Not the best one ever but... I had fun writing it.
Spoiler:
:whip: (talking) Wright, your theme music is lovely. But, eh, I think it's about time we play the little something for the kids?
:ka-whip: A two, a three, a two, three, four.
:franny: (singing) Dun, dun dun, dun dun, dun, dun, dun dun, dun, dun dun, dun dun dun dun. Fraaaaaanny, dun dun dun, they called her Fraaanny, dun dun dun dun, she was a first class prosecutor that was coooool.
Fraaaanny, dun dun dun, they called her Fraaanny, dun dun, they thought that her singing was annoying but she was no fooool!
Prosecuting as dad, prosecuting as mad, prosecuting, prosecuting! She will find the love that is the OOOOONE!
For Franny's the lonely ooooone.
Fraaaaanny...

I know it's not that good, but did anyone get it? I don't even know if I got the lyrics right.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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:edgy: Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man ,macho man!
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man, yeah, yeah
I've got to be a macho!

Ugh! Macho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body

Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man ,macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Dig the hair on my chest!!!

Macho, macho man See my big thick fringes!
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Dig broad cravats

Macho, macho man Dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! HEY!
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Having edgey singing that feels sooo wrong.

*tries to get images of edgeworth singing that song out of his head*

......................... *fails*

:beef: AAAARRRGGGHHH!
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NinjaMonkey wrote:
Having edgey singing that feels sooo wrong.

*tries to get images of edgeworth singing that song out of his head*

......................... *fails*

:beef: AAAARRRGGGHHH!

Maybe this will help!
:edgy: Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Young man, young man are you listening to me?
Young man, young man what do you wanna be?

Y-M-C-A
you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A
no man, young man does it all by himself
young man, young man put your pride on the shelf

Y-M-C-A
then just go to the Y-M-C-A
young man, young man I was once in your shoes
young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the blues.
Y-M-C-A
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:phoenix: Hey, Gumshoe! Wha.........
:eh?: Huh? What's wrong, pal?
:ack: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???
Spoiler: What THE HELL IS THIS???
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:gymshoe: I just bought it with my newest raise that Ms. von Karma gave me!
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Wrestlemania wrote:
:phoenix: Hey, Gumshoe! Wha.........
:eh?: Huh? What's wrong, pal?
:ack: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???
Spoiler: What THE HELL IS THIS???
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:gymshoe: I just bought it with my newest raise that Ms. von Karma gave me!

:sadshoe: But then I remembered that I'm allergic to chocolate!
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I can imagine that, oddly enough...

:franny: Fine then, Scruffy, Give it here.
*eats it in one bite*
:ack: :wacky-edgy: :maya-shock: :beef:
:franny: .................... What? I ha-
*CRACK*
:ka-whip: FINISH THAT SENTENCE AND YOU'LL REGRET IT, FOOL!
Wrestle: OW! JEEZ! FINE!
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:ema-shock: Making two possibilities a reality
predicting the future of things we all know
fighting off the diseased programming
of centuries, centuries, centuries, centuries
Science fails to recognise the single most
potent element of human existence
letting the reigns go to the unfolding
is faith, faith, faith, faith
Science has failed our world
science has failed our mother earth
Science fails to recognise the single most
potent element of human existence
letting the reigns go to the unfolding
is faith, faith, faith, faith
Science has failed our world
science has failed our mother earth
Spirit-must rule all things


:kyouya: If the music's too LOUD, you're too OLD!!!
:odoroki: I'm young but I like it quiet. That's why I practice my Chords of Silk.
:kyouya: Sorry, dude.... I can't hear you... turn the volume knob on your voice up.

:shy: Dessie... I don't like you. I hate you....
:mareka: Yay! Marital distress is so exciting!
:shy: I want a divorce...
:mareka: ALRIGHT!!! Lawyers are exciting!

:marhsal: I have a sticker on my truck that says TUCK FEXAS. You dig it?

:adrian: I'm a nerd.
:sal: 101 j00 n3rd!

:phoenix: Hey Maya! It's a talking kitten!
:maya: Wow! This is great!
:shoe: Let me sing you a song that shows what people think of me!
:maya: Wow! Even better.
:shoe: When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin,
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.

There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
I know the law, you can kill a kitten.
If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
You'll get plenty when you kill a kitten

Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,
Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...
Kill a kitten

If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
She'll like you better when you kill a kitten
To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written
If ye loveth Jesus, ye must kill a kitten

Flush it down the can, hit it with your van,
Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake
Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine
Stick some TNT up its cat booty
Do what you must do, as long as you...
Kill a kitten

Killing kittens isn't easy,
And if the thought makes you feel queasy,
Grab a pitchfork from the shed,
And kill a puppy dog instead!
Kill a kitten, you gotta kill a kitten, a liitle furry kitten
Kill a kitten, Kill a kitten, Kill a kitten, Kill a kitten
Kill....
Mrooooooooooooooowwww.....

:maya-shock: .... I now feel sorry for animals. No more meat for me!
:nick-sweat: (Thank the Lord Jesus...)
:-P Only kidding! Now let's go kill a kitten!
:ack: Maya, you're starting to creep me out... you're the creepiest girl I know.
* :chinami: and :uramidn: walk in*
:nick-sweat: OK... third creepiest...
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:udgy: Is the defense ready?
:phoenix: Yes, Your Honor
:udgy: And the prosecutor?
:edgeworth: Well, i suppose i'm ready..No, what i meant is i have prepared, but maybe i should've prepared more...
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I HAS A GUN

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:phoenix: : I hate this f***ing badge! Better give it to Gumshoe.

:sadshoe: : Oh, cool, I've always wanted to be a lawyer, pal, Take that, whip-freak!

:ka-whip: : Foolish Gumshoe.*crack*

:eh?: : She called me by my name! yeeeeeeeeee-haw!
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ジェジュン大好き!!

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:pearl: Nick and Maya?????duh!!!!
:maya: I dont like Hambuger!!
:ema: science is boring
:phoenix: my cellphone is f****ng awesome!!
:hotti: I'm so healthy
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Ok, so I was watching Fargo for the *insert high number here* time yesterday and felt like doing this because it's funny...
Yeah, so... enjoy:
Spoiler: Since it's in the end...
:onamida: *watching TV*
:evil: *entering cabin, with shot-up face* "You should see the other guy."
:april: *dead on floor*
:matt: "Fuck happened to her?"
:onamida: "Uh, she started shrieking, y'know."
:enguard!: "Geesus. Well, I got the money. All of it. All eighty grand."
*puts money on the table*
:enguard!: "That's forty for you, forty for me."
:onamida: *pokes at money*
:enguard: "That's it, then. You can have my truck. I'm takin' the Sierra."
:onamida: "We split that."
:enguard!: "How'dya split a fuckin' car, ya dummy? With a fuckin' chainsaw?"
:onamida: "One of us pays the other for half."
:scratch: "Hold on! No fuckin' way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot! I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money; I got shot fuckin' picking it up. I've been up for thirty-six fuckin' hours! I'm taking' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine! You fuckin' asshole!"
:onamida: ...
:enguard!: "You know, I've been listening to your fuckin' bullshit all week. Are we square?"
:onamida: ...
:enguard!: "Are WE square? Yeah, ya fuckin' mute. And if you see your friend Shep Proudfoot, tell him I'm gonna nail his fuckin' ass!"
:matt: *exits*
:onamida: *follows with axe and kills :matt: *

*cough*
...What?
:hobohodo: -This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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:phoenix: So, why did you dump Franny?
:edgeworth: She's... she has a vagina dentata.
:phoenix: What's that?
:edgeworth: You don't want to know....
:phoenix: Yes I do!
:edgeworth: You really don't...
:phoenix: Yes I do!
:edgeworth: *whispers*
:ack: WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT'S MESSED UP!
:maya: So, what are you guys talking about?
:nick-sweat: You don't want to know...
:maya: No really, what are you guys talking about?
:nick-sweat: Franny has..... a vagina dentata.
:-P Those are so sexy!
:Pizza2: :flowsers: :ema-shock: :pealshock: :gantdown: :toaster: :ack: :bite: :foam: :may: :wacky-edgy: :zenny: :scratch:WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT'S MESSED UP!
:hotti: I have to agree with Maya on this... hm... yes.... hoh hoh!
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lol

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:bellboy: Take about 5 dozen eggs, start putting 'em in a bowl, mix the FUCK out of 'em and what do you get? PENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!111111one

:damon: I get to be the booooooooss!
:wellington: Am I hallucinating?
:damon: You like meeeeeeen.....
:beef: You can see into my mind?!
:damon: No.
:beef: Fuck.
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Meow

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:igarashi: Do what 'cha want 'cause a pirate is free! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

:igarashi: :jake: :meekins: YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE! Being a pirate is alright to be! Do what 'cha want 'cause a pirate is free! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

:gambler: YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE! If you like to sail with me, you are a pirate!
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Ema has a hat!

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Sorry if any of these have been said before, but I'm too tierd (and lazy) to look through all the page.

:udgy: I don't believe you.

:redd: Only REAL men wear pink!

:larry: Actually, I think I like men...

:chinami: I'll fight for everlasting peace!

:kyouya: Turn that racket down!

:odoroki: I have a sence of humour.

:will: I'm very large in the gonads.

I have absolutly NO idea why I put the last one, but hey I'm half asleep right now.
I'm not coming back. I'm done with this fanbase. You're all up-tight, nit-picking, hypocrites who are TERRIFIED of change. Getting banned just for standing up for myself... I'm never coming back. Goodbye forever you brats.
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:will: DO THE MARIO!
*SHOT*
:jake: They shoot you for getting shot in Texas!
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Oh, Mr. Moffat, you card you.

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Spoiler: You all know it fits.
:grossburg: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

:grossburg: The story begins with who's gonna win
Knowing the danger that lies within
Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart
Wanting to unlock the mysteries of life

Chorus
:adrian: :chinami: :grey: I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan.
I am the Eggman, that's what I am,
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan.

:grossburg: I'm plotting my schemes,
Wherever I go,
They're perfect in every way.
I'd love to destroy,
The blue one you know,
He's an obstacle who always gets in my way.

:grossburg: I must play this game by my rules
I will conquer the world with my tools
All my machines are made for destruction
I will build my empire
I will succeed and you will see
With my machines, there is no retreat

*repeat chorus

:grossburg: I am the enemy, I will succeed
My mission, yeah, I must complete
My name is Eggman, don't forget my name
If you ask me again I'll tell you the same

*repeat chorus

:grossburg: I am the Eggman

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I OWN DEEZ HEAR INTERNETZ

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Spoiler:
:udgy: Have you anything to say before I pass sentence?

:garyuu: Yes, sir. I'm very sorry.

:udgy: Very sorry?

:garyuu: Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it, and also that I've taken up so much of the court's valuable time listening to the sordid details of these senseless killings of mine. I would particularly like to say, a very personal and sincere 'sorry' to you, m'lud, for my appalling behaviour throughout this trial. I'd also like to say sorry to the police, for putting them to so much trouble for the literally hours of work they've had to put in, collecting evidence and identifying corpses and so forth. You know I think sometimes we ought to realize the difficult and often dangerous work involved in tracking down violent criminals like myself and I'd just like them to know that their fine work is at least appreciated by me.

:sadshoe: No, no. We were only doing our job.

:damon: No, no, no, no.

:garyuu: It's very good of you to say that, but I know what you've been through.

:sadshoe: No, no. We've had worse.

:maggy: It was plain sailing apart from the arrest.

:garyuu: I know, and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.

:edgeworth: Well, I would've had to come in anyway.

:garyuu: Ah good, but what a presentation of a case!

:edgy: Oh, thank you.

:garyuu: No, no. It's a privilege to watch you in action. I never had a chance.

:edgy: Oh, yes you did.

:garyuu: Not after that summing up. Great.

:edgy: Oh, thank you.

:garyuu: And now I must come to the jury. What can I say. I've dragged you in here, day after day, keeping you away from your homes, your jobs, your loved ones, just to hear the private details of my petty atrocities.

:gipsy: No, no! It was very interesting!

:garyuu: But you could've had a much nicer case.

:gipsy: Oh, no. Murder's much more fun.

:yuusaku: Yes, and so many of them.

:hobohodo: We've had a terrific time.

:garyuu: ...I'm sorry, I'm very moved. And so, m'lord, it only remains for you to pass the most savage sentence on me that the law can provide.

:udgy: Well, er, not necessarily...

:garyuu: No, m'lord. The full penalty of the law is hardly sufficient. I insist I must be made an example of.

:udgy: Well, yes and no. I mean, society at large...

:garyuu: Oh no, m'lord. Not with mass murder.

:udgy: But in this case... don't you think...

:edgy: :maggy: :damon: :eh?: :gipsy: :hobohodo: :yuusaku: Yes, yes!

:pft: Oh, come on, m'lord. You've got to give me life.

:edgy: :maggy: :damon: :eh?: :gipsy: :hobohodo: :yuusaku: No, no, no, no.

:garyuu: Well, ten years at least!

:udgy: Ten years?!

:edgy: :maggy: :damon: :eh?: :gipsy: :hobohodo: :yuusaku: Shame. Shame!

:garyuu: Well, five then. Be fair.

:udgy: No, no. I'm giving you three months.

:garyuu: Oh, no. That's so embarrassing. I won't hear of it. Give me six. Please?

:udgy: Well... alright. Six months!

:garyuu: Thank you, m'lord.

:udgy: But suspended.

:garyuu: Oh, no.

:edgy: :maggy: :damon: :eh?: :gipsy: :hobohodo: :yuusaku: Hooray!

:gipsy: Hip, hip-

:edgy: :maggy: :damon: :eh?: :gipsy: :hobohodo: :yuusaku: :udgy: Hooray!

:gipsy: Hip, hip-

:edgy: :maggy: :damon: :eh?: :gipsy: :hobohodo: :yuusaku: :udgy: Hooray!

:gipsy: Hip, hip-

:edgy: :maggy: :damon: :eh?: :gipsy: :hobohodo: :yuusaku: :udgy: Hooray!

:edgy: :maggy: :damon: :eh?: :gipsy: :hobohodo: :yuusaku: :udgy: For he's a jolly good fellow, For he's a jolly good fellow, For he's a jolly good fellow...

:udgy: Which nobody can deny!

"Lord what fools these mortals be."
-Puck
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The last two posts are so epic that I don't even know where to begin...
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Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.

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Location: Donuts.

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:maggy: Happy birthday Frank!
:sawit: Aww, shucks...
:eh?: We got you a present...
:eh?: :maggy: A NEW TOUPE!!!
:sawit: YAY!
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I'm not a lawyer, I'm a hedgehog!

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The following dialouge was inspired by a conversation with Clarissa Gavin.
Spoiler: GS 4-4
*Apollo walks into the agency with a :polly: *
:odoroki: : Hey Trucy! Look what I got!
:minuki: : Oh, cool! A parrot! What's his name?
:odoroki: : Polly. I got him at the pet store the other day. Isn't he cool?
:minuki: : Yeah!
:polly: : *squawk* Trucy is hot! *squawk*
:minuki: : Apollo! What did it just say!?
:odoroki: : *looking flustered* I... I don't know! I didn't teach it to say that!
:minuki: : Well, who did!?
:odoroki: : Uh... Uh...
:polly: : *squawk* Even though it's incest...! *squawk*
:minuki: : Apollo! *jumps on Apollo and starts beating him up*
:apollo-shock: : Aahhhh! Mr. Wright! Help!
:hobohodo: : *holding and stroking the chin a another parrot* Amateurs.
Real Apollo's :polly: : *squawk* Vera is hot! *squawk*

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I like cute things

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:edgeworth: Wendy Oldbag... will you marry me?
:youngmia: I need a boob job
:bellboy: Oh stop it, you're embarrassing me *giggles girlishly*
:chinami: I'd like to apologise for everything I've done wrong. It's only because I was on my period and was having mood swings.
:maya: I'm going on a diet
:godot: You shouldn't drink coffee, kids! It's bad for your health
:eh?: I got a raise!
Pocky is love!

:cookie: :kyouya: x :sassy:
:cookie: :maya: x :phoenix:
:cookie: :mia: x :godot:

:cookie: =D
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:maya: I'm going on a diet.
:adrian: I don't need your help!
:eh?: Good news, pal! I got a promotion!
:godot: My favorite color is red.
:chinami: Feenie, you're the best thing that ever happened to me.
:karma: Gregory Edgeworth was so cool, back in the day.
:acro: I can walk! *Rocky music*
:zenitora: *Meow*
:pearl: Mr. Nick. You should marry Iris! It would be so cute!
:oldbag: *Something that doesn't lead into a senseless ramble*
:mia-maya: My tits are WAAAYYY too big for this robe.
:cody: The steel samurai blows!
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Hmhmhmhm...AHAHAHAHAHAH!

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:godot: Best cup of decaf I've ever had.
:damon: I'm into older women now.
:igarashi: Life isn't that bad, actually!
:chinami: Give me a hug, Feenie!
:maggy: I just won the lottery!
:franny: 99%? It'll do.
:jake: Actually, I'm Canadian.
:yuusaku: Look here, dumbass - I'm not MaskDeMasque, dammit!
:shoe: Woof!
:keiko: I love my typewriter!
:lana: Ema, I hate you.
:sassy: Who's up for a seance?
:takita: Kids, don't do drugs.
:blondie: Je suis desolée, je ne comprends pas anglais.
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The Law is just a Game...

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:odoroki: Here cums Justice!!
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My Trial Record, 14-0. I support Klavi & Krissi.

Where there is a law, I'll enforce it!
Where there is a crime, I'll prosecute it!
Where there is a victim, I'll fight for them!
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Story writer and music lover.

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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
:odoroki: Here cums Justice!!

:kyouya: I see what you did there, Herr forehead.

Oh, wait, that would be something Klavier would say. Sorry.
--Millini (Official CR Rock Prince and Gavinism convert.)
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The truth's in THERE, not out THERE.

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Spoiler: Potential for Lameness.
:edgy:: *wearing headphones, singing in a similar tone to Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy)* This ain't a sceeeene, it's a god. damn. arms. race.

:gant:: Did I just hear you say "Ass Rape"?

:phoenix:: No, you didn't just hear him say "Ass Rape"... Oh crap.

:gant:: ASSRAPE!

:phoenix:: ...I hate you... seriously.


Lame, but hey, it makes sense if you know the song.
Reunion of Lawyers Writer - Case 3 (Turnabout Twins)
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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:may: THAT'S SEXIST!

:zap: WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I RAPE?!

:gambler: Yar har! Grog! Mead! Treasure! Wenches! Plunder! Murder! YAR HAR!

Spoiler: 3-5
SPOILS OMFG! :fire: Sorry, I was angry at Bush. I didn't mean to scare you, Mia.
:mia-maya: No hard feelings, OK?
:fire: Yeah, OK.

:edgy: Hey Nick! I just had a great time!
:phoenix: Really? What did you do?
:edgy: Have you ever heard of these wonderful women named "hookers"?

:uramidn: STOP CALLING ME EMO! YOU'RE THE EMO!
:udgy: She's right, Edgeworth. You are found guilty of being Emo. Now we shall give you no punishment because all the self-cutting that takes place is enough punishment.
:uramidn: Dammit, why can't I cut him? Cutting other people is fun!
:edgeworth: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
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Searching for Big Whoop.

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Just one:
:kyouya-pull: Man, my lyrics are bad!

(Because it's the truth...)
:hobohodo: -This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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