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The old topic is dead so I thought I'd try to revive it in a manner which does not involve bumping the living daylights out of said thread.

For the uninformed, Zero Punctuation is a review column that's part of The Escapist, which is an online video game news magazine. It's headed by columnist Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, a British-born news writer who reviews video games with a sharp, witty, unrelenting tongue, often finding a truckload of ways to bash on the worst of the worst while not sounding too serious or hateful (but you know he hates the game with a passion anyway). His reviews can be described as "comedic but true" and he has a charming, gut-busting sense of humor and satire.

A better way to understand it - my yapping aside - is to follow the link and see for yourselves what makes Zero Punctuation so great.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/article ... ctuation.1
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!

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zero punctuation, is on g4s' x-play sometimes.
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I like it, but my brother thinks that almost anything Yahtzee says is the absolute truth in gaming. >>
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I love that guy!
And just now I watched his review of SSBB. Heh... I don't think he likes it.
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Pandan wrote:
I love that guy!
And just now I watched his review of SSBB. Heh... I don't think he likes it.

There's quite a few people who don't like Brawl. =\ The fact sucks, really. Brawl is awesome, no matter what way you look at it.

Of course, there is no one game for every single person.
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What is my liiiife?!?

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If you're silly enough to get a multiplayer-hater to review a multiplayer game then you deserve all the ribbing. XD I mean, in the end EVERYTHING HE DOES is subjective, that's why it's entertaining. But if you're looking for unbiased reviewing then it's best to look around. Or just go to metacritic if you're lazy like me.
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ZP is awesome, but I can't help but think it wouldn't be half as awesome without the British accent.
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I like the stuff he does, but he is no reviewer. He quite often gets some good points across, but he's mainly an entertainer.
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Tinker wrote:
I like the stuff he does, but he is no reviewer. He quite often gets some good points across, but he's mainly an entertainer.

Like AVGN. Except AVGN is entirely serious and extremely hilarious at the same time.
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zero punctuation annoys the shit out of me.

his high-pitched british accent, the way his 'reviews' are extremely fast paced as well as his visuals, and his overuse of the word "gay" with negative connotations all piss me off. but most aggravating of all is how his videos are posted all over the damn place with "lol dis is so funny" in the fucking comments. he is NOT CLEVER. stop boosting his already over-inflated ego.
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Can't stop entertainment. Personally, I love his high-speed, high-pitched British accent, "lolwut"-text all over the place, and the "emote" animations that make up his reviews.

EDIT: Wow, I just noticed that you actually take him seriously. I really hope you're not that gullible.
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Gozu wrote:
zero punctuation annoys the shit out of me.


You annoy the shit out of me.
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Holy Hell wrote:
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zero punctuation annoys the shit out of me.


You annoy the shit out of me.

Well that's nothing new, now is it?
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EDIT: Wow, I just noticed that you actually take him seriously. I really hope you're not that gullible.

are you serious? no, not at all. he's just annoying as shit the way he goes about it.

@hh - that's cool; i think we decided we annoyed each other a long time ago.
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Gozu wrote:
@hh - that's cool; i think we decided we annoyed each other a long time ago.


I know you? (=v=)

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Holy Hell wrote:
Gozu wrote:
zero punctuation annoys the shit out of me.


You annoy the shit out of me.

Well that's nothing new, now is it?


In my defense, I have calmed down in recent months.

Tinker wrote:
I like the stuff he does, but he is no reviewer. He quite often gets some good points across, but he's mainly an entertainer.


Actually, I disagree. While he focuses almost exclusively on the negative aspects of a game (even if he likes it, i.e. No More Heroes), he does it in a pretty entertaining way that can often be genuine (sometimes thought out) criticism.
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Well, depends on your definition of reviewing - i.e. I wouldn't be able to make out whether I'll like a game or not by his stuff.
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Then he's a ... criticizer~
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