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: This person tried to implicate another of the crime in order to same themselves. And this is a tresspass that cannot be forgiven. 
: *shakes head* You... who gave you the right to be so high and mighty..?!?! : To the gentleman who spoke just now... Excuse me, but would you care to die? : Ah no! I, uh, didn't say anything!!
- Franziska Von Karma; World's Most Perfect Insultor
Guilty of being an AA addict
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Location: New York City, NY
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Oh well, what about this one?
Moe says this when he gets whipped: "In philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground was where I clowned most of my days."
And then this when you surprise him later: "But a couple of clowns, they were up to no good-"
Bomberkid
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Location: In space
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She's in a real bad mood, pal, maybe you should go and get her to whip you a few times
Yay! Let's go get whipped, Mr Nick!! 8DDD
(Now I know I'm DEFINATELY not going)(During JFA, Case 4, when Franziska was shot. D=)
Oh that was funny xD
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: Not only do you have a spikey head but you also have a spikey heart!! : (That does it. When this case is done I'm shaving my head!)
- Franziska Von Karma; World's Most Perfect Insultor
Powers Fan
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"You just wish you could talk in Webdings."
Akon tickets, front row, middle section.
Gender: Female
Location: In court, sneaking up on you when you least expect it.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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"You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine."That was the most memorable one yet.
Mia's milkshake one was funny too. <3
Don't mess with me, or I'll give you a Silence Glaive Surprise!
And to my cat mittens i leave...
Gender: Female
Location: Im in a--Boot to the head!
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Ah you stole the one i was gunna post XD That one's great :3 it was with Wendy yes?
If you stop singing i'll give you some gum when we get back to the precinct*oldbag says something*
Im sending the bill to your office's Mr. Wright. (Thank you, its no problem Edgeworth, old chum)Or something to that effect...
Gender: Male
Rank: Suspect
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"(If Gumshoe's salary gets cut anymore he'll be paying to go to work...)"Any of Godot's coffee quotes...
Usually anything Maya says as a sort of random commentary when she's investigating with you makes me laugh, too.
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Anywayyy...
My second favourite. xD
: Which of course led me to me missing my lunch, ROFS!
: (ROFS? Rolling on the floor .................................................. starving?)I laughed out loud so much at this. xD Maybe that's just because I'm an immature little geek.
- Franziska Von Karma; World's Most Perfect Insultor
Gender: Male
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
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: You gave this to Wright, correct?
: Yes. I was afraid that without it, he might fall into terrible darkness. : (Well, as it turned out, he took a fall into something much colder and more dangerous. I probably shouldn't say that, though. Thank God for inner monologue.)
Mia Fey: Rookie Killer
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You made our client cry!
Let him. That 'P' doesn't always stand for 'Phoenix'!
CR MAFIA: Wins: 0 | Losses: 3 | Deaths: 2
VG MAFIA: Wins: 3 | Losses: 0 | Deaths: 0
Chiriku Katojikutakimi Teshikukarinkushi
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"The only thing I can channel is a TV!"--
"I'm tempted to put 'The Famous' in front of it."--
"Toilet!? My Dolly doesn't poop!"
Magical isn't it?
Gender: Female
Location: In ur sig
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My name is Mike Meekins... I am the killer.(I was never good with exact quotes, but he did say something like that...)
If memory serves, it was:
Mike Meekins... My Occupation? That'd be murderer Sir!Also, Mine:
Good Sir! When did you take this hidden picture of Mystic Maya?! N-noo, it's not like that!(SLAP)
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(Present the UNCHARGED magatama to Ini)
A Magatama, like, you shouldn't have! It's like so totally not for you.(The last one I think is parapharsed a bit.)
| Retired from the RP Section |
Like, what?
Gender: None specified
Location: Canada
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:41 am
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Yes, there's this boyfriend, that boyfriend, the other boyfriend. The position for "yet another boyfriend" is still available.--------------------------------------------------
Hey, do j00 do a lot of "cosplay", coz that costume r0x0rz!
Rocksores? What...Hey! You're drooling! You've triggered my CR34T1V3 P0W3RZ! Yes...yes, it's coming to me! "Pink Princess"! The sequal to the Steel Samurai..."Pink Princess: Warrior of Little Olde Tokyo"! ROFL LMAO!--------------------------------------------------
*Rambling* OBJECTION! I object to the witness' talkativeness.--------------------------------------------------
I know who you are. You're...you're Mystic Maya's "special someone".
Wh-wh-WHAT?? So then, of course! You're going to help Mystic Maya, aren't you? That's what you're going to do, right?
Well, yeah, I will... Wow...it's like a beautiful fairy tale! That earnest look shining brightly in your eyes. It must be true love...
Guilty of being an AA addict
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You mean this one?
: Yes, whatever you say, Ma;am!
: (As innocent Dhalia) *Smiles* Thank you, you honor. : So now we know whose milkshake brings the boys to their yard...--------
Anyway, I've got another one.
: Did you drink the cofee? : Yes, we did. : Thank you for the cofee, ma'am! : I'm glad you enjoyed it.... : I made it, with love.... (Evil Smile) : *Gulp* What did we just drink? : Nick? My stomach... It dosen't feel so good...
Akon tickets, front row, middle section.
Gender: Female
Location: In court, sneaking up on you when you least expect it.
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You mean this one?
: Yes, whatever you say, Ma;am! : (As innocent Dhalia) *Smiles* Thank you, you honor. : So now we know whose milkshake brings the boys to their yard...YES!!
Unfortunately, my memory does not serve me well, so when I posted mine, I had to look it up on google. How pathetic of me.
I can barely remember who killed who and what went down in each case.
Don't mess with me, or I'll give you a Silence Glaive Surprise!
Like, what?
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Rank: Medium-in-training
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It must be very trying for you, little girl. Ah! You're... I am Franziska von Karma. The Prodigy. There's no need to worry now that I'm here. You're the prosecutor who was so mean to Mystic Maya last year. (Shocked) Well... I...I don't like you. You're nothing but a little girl without a whip! (speechless) Mystic Maya didn't do anything wrong, but you were so mean! I'll never forgive you!
This silt just got real
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY BEAUTIFUL HAIIIIIR! IT'S FLYING AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!(or something like that)
Also, from 2-4 (most definitely not exact quotes):
Think, Phoenix. What does it mean if the bright red guitar wasn't inside the case? Y-You mean it was a bright WHITE guitar in the case? No.And then later
The defense thinks that there was something other than the bright red guitar in the guitar case. Wait....You mean to say that there was a bright BLACK guitar in- NO!
The Fragrance of Dark Coffee
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Location: California
Rank: Suspect
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What say you good people?
machinimator
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Rank: Prosecutor
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You're lying, dammit! And I can prove it!And another good one...
...besides that, you were seen at the Main Hall by the most reliable witness I have.
...Wh-Who's that? Me.I have to admit, most of the badass quotes go to Godot though.
Bronze Samurai
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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"Darker than a moonless night, hotter than Hell it's self, that is coffee."
-Godot
Julia...<3
Related to NaturallyLazy, fatalfeline, JadeRoach, and Game Over!
IT'S OVER 9000!!1!
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: "Death has no meaning in this courtroom!"epic.
like a beautiful disaster
Yo Dawg!
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Location: Houston, Texas
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Meow. Definitely badass
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Rank: Prosecutor
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Ten years ago, I saw you enter this room as a fresh attorney, and today I'll see you leave in chains....That might be the only badass thing Payne has ever said.
Morally Objectionable
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immediately shoots him down with an even cooler response. "Ah, Winston Payne. Subtle as ever, I see."
Soooooo not a Nazi!
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THE WRIGGLING PIECE OF PLYWOOD?!!?!?!?
= awesomeness
Got his Psychology degree in Borginia
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"Yes Winston... your imagination was always a bit... limited"
Badass
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A lawyer is someone who never cries until it's all over. (Said while his hand is bloody from shattering his mug in frustration.)
Text never lies.
Gender: Female
Location: England- and it DOESN'T rain every day. It rains every other day.
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I object! That statement was...objectionable!--------------------------------------------------------------
Don't bang the desk. It irritates me. Yeah! *bangs desk* Oops...--------------------------------------------------------------
I'm not sure if this is direct, but...
Maya, come out from under the desk...unless there's room for me under there!
(My mom, talking about the Simpsons version of the beginning of Mad Men)
machinimator
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The defense thinks that there was something other than the bright red guitar in the guitar case. Wait....You mean to say that there was a bright BLACK guitar in- NO!I'm a sucker for accuracy.
Let us suppose...that the bright red guitar was not the only thing in the case. "Not the only thing in the case"...!?" You don't mean to say there was a bright BLACK guit- OBJECTION!!!!---
This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour".---
He's gotta be lying about the bananas!---
Nice...tag-teamed in stereo...guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1.---
Dagnabit, I'm a lawyer, not a botanist!---
I once had a bad feeling that I was about to have a bad feeling. It was bad.---
You will suck down the penalty Mr Wright... and you will like it!---
<Phoenix presents the wrong evidence>
Looks like you just won the award for Biggest Failure In Court. Ouch...Biggest Failure In Court...that stings! In recognition of your honor, let me bestow you with my special prize! <Gives penalty>
machinimator
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Please! Please STOP! I beg you!! If...if people find out...If people find out....I...I'll...
Like A Rolling Stone...
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Location: Tamaulipas, Mexico.
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:03 pm
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I think is time to you for meet him now, Mr. Lawyer Dude.
I'm wearing blue socks.
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Rank: Desk Jockey
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: Well, everyone knows that you are quite popular with the ladies, sir... Maybe she's an old girlfriend you dumped somewhere along the way or something...?
Guilty of being an AA addict
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Location: New York City, NY
Rank: Decisive Witness
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: Et tu? Justice? Would you betray me too?
: This isn't about loyalty, Mr. Gavin, it's about the truth!
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Location: At my computer
Rank: Prosecutor
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And my favorite. Someone needs to write or draw this actually happening. :D
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Rank: Medium-in-training
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Don't interrupt us, gramps! I'm talking to my Edgey-wedgey! Ah, yes. Of course. No!!! By all means, your honor! Interrupt us!!!!---
(I know it's been said, but...)
So the particular feature you recognize about the waitress is... her outfit? But anyone could wear that uniform! Even me! Mr. Wright! Please spare the court of any further mental anguish from that image.(I had to stop playing after I read that. I can't remember if I was laughing or crying. Probably both.)
---
Is there a "kick me" sign on front of the defense bench?!
machinimator
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IT'S OVER 9000!!1!
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Haha, one of the only moments that the judge seems even somewhat cool.
cool hobohodo one:
: It's only a game until someone gets killed, Mr. Gavin.
like a beautiful disaster
Wheeeeeeee~
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Location: The eye of the hurricane.
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It's the wicked witch of the witness stand!...Or something to that effect
MUHUHUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-*choke*
Never mess with a kid with an agenda
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Sig links to my fanfic. MayaXPhoenix. Romance/humor. Final chapter is up.
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