Short n' sweet instead of long and lame.

(Walking down the street) Hey, Lotta. You still made at me for proving you wrong in court all the time?
Nah. That's all over. In fact, I want you to meet my husband!
...!
Come over heere!
Hello Mr. Wright.
(Hat flies off) OH MY GOD, NO!
You got a problem with that!?
Get away from me, Lotta Brushel!

Why is it that Bigfish always makes the suckiest funnies on the forum?
Maybe its because he sucks in real life?
Oh yeah!

(Bigfish needs to work on his scripting. HAHAHA!)

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Well, well... Looks like it's time for me to win another case with my usual shenanigans.

I don't think so Mr. Wright in order to keep the shenanigans out of this court each shenanigan presented will receive the unlimited penalty.

Screw this then. I'm gonna become a pmip.

Seven Years Later

sup bitches?

Hey there Big Daddy.

Doesn't he know that prostitution is illegal?

Daddy said it's okay to sell women for sex as long as you check them for STDs afterwards.

(Don't go there Justice)

Hang on there Wright.

What is it Edgeworth?

How much is it to have all of them for the night?

Even the great prosecutor Edgeworth is going through with this?!

No alone time tonight for me!

The funniest part about this is that I'd make a much better pimp than Trite.

*walks in*

me me me me meeeeeee

i am the great Von Karma and i rule
and im going to taze you inside my perfect pool
a huge suply of thish
come from my chcolate star fish
how about some scat you little twat

*throws taser at Gregory*
*ducks, presents DL-6 case files*

*gasp*
do you realy think u'll servive in here
you dont seem to know which creek your in
sweet sweet defendant's are gonna fear
how'd you think i keep this lovely grin *teeth sparkles*
have some more caviar

*presents DL-6 bullet*

now im getting rather mad
youre like a nggly tiggly shitty little tag nut
when i knock you out with all my laser
im going to take your mouth and feed it with my taser
your taser?
yes my taser
your taser??
thats right my taser
ouch
MY TASER!!!!!

*talks with the judge*
Makes sense, Mr. Edgeworth. Penalty for the prosecution!

oh you cused attorney look what youve done i got a penalty
oh what a world what a world
who'd thought a good little mock lawyer like you could destroy my beautiful record
oh im going awwww noooooo arrghhhhhhhhhhh

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Aviv! Why do I have trouble understanding your funnies!!!!!????

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Uhh, i modifyed Sloprano from Conker, actually >.>

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It's kind of silly, yeah.... Take it a parody of GMB, guys...


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Three hours remain until a huge meteoroid hits planet Earth. At this point, we'll be switching our program to our final live show and present to you songs and comedies with our wonderful guests...

IT'S THE END!

*random people running around with poo on their heads*

The world is in chaos knowing that in three hours the human race will end. Let's stop giving a damn about anyone else until the end. Let me introduce our fabulous guests~
First, he's been a great organ player for the past 30 years. Damon Gan-

Aaah! He's totally naked! The big dog of police world, Damon Gant! Just what you'd expect on the last day of Earth, shocking happenings right from the start!

Naked carnival, Sahwio.

He's saying something!

Organ music irritates me for some reason.

Eeh?! mr. Gant, you hate organ music?!

I like it about as much as a shit-covered parfait.

I don't understand your level of hate.

*pat, pat* Suppon ponpoko ponpoko rin~

What the heck are you singing?!

Um, mr. Gant just got an unsuitable hustle on, but let me introduce you to our other wonderful guests.

She's a very popular girl, Dahlia Haw-

.......

Aah! Her eyes look so lifeless! And she's holding a cigarette in her hands! She isn't her usual self!

Hey, you, mr. Host, shut up already. Don't look down on me.

I'm not. But since it is a live show, a minor smoking is--

That's fine. I'm actually 25, not 17 as I told the public.

Is that right?!

.....!

Ah! Mr. Gant's in shock! Don't you tell me you were a fan of hers!

I LIKE YOU ANYWAY!

I guess he was!

And I was going out with my manager when I debuted.

Ahhh! Once again, she's coming out!

....!!!!!

Argh! Mr. Gant is in shock!

I pick my nose on my days off.

This is tough too!

.....!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Gant throws up!!

I haven't changed my underwear for three days.

Please stop!!

... <3

What? Mr. Gant appears happy after hearing this comment.

ho ho~ <3

By the way, Dahlia Hawthorne will sing "Tightly in Love" later on in the show.

Who's going to sing that lame song? Cut the crap, maggots!

Oh, please, sing! Can I have your underwear?

Mr. Gant's mumbling something again!

.... *burning Gant's hand with her cigarette*

Hot! Argh!

She gave a surprise cigarette burn to him, her fan and superior!

............ahhhh <3

Look at his smile! He's really something!

If you want to hear it so bad, want me to sing now?

Yes, please <3

........ *burp*

She burped! Yuck! What song is that?! Was that okay with mr. Gant?!

.... ...ah.....

...!!!!!!!

No, it wasn't! He thought about it for a sec, but it was no good!


The next guest is mr. Woodman, the ventriloquist--

*throws Trilo on the ground* ...

Ah! The puppet's on the floor!

That thing gives me the creeps, so I threw it away.

Threw it away?! Isn't he your precious buddy?!

Are you kidding? This is my only buddy. *shows a few coins*

What a jerk!

We have a spot for you to do a show later on...

What? Please, give me a break? It's very hard to perform ventriloquism.

That's why it's called an art.

The explosive sounds are the hardest. Whoever thought up those sounds ought to die.

Die?!

*picks Trilo up* Well then, I'll do just a little. On second thought, should I? I'm kind of...... *rapidly punches Trilo*

What's wrong, mr. Woodman?

*still punching* Hey! Hey!

He's going at it!

It's getting interesting that our guests are showing their true colours. Let's see what kind of colour our next guest will be. The world renowned magician, mr. Valant Gramarye.

I'm here to confess something today.

Yes! He's got something to share too!

Actually, the magic tricks I've been doing, weren't magic, but supernatural power.

What?!

X-ray vision for the card tricks, as for the separation magic, I cut them for real and restored them using my supernatural powers.

Scary!

*still punching Trilo* If you're for real, show us something using that power. *giggle*

How long are you going to beat him, mr. Woodman?!

Well, let me try with all my might to repel the meteoroid heading for Earth.

Seriously?!

You can't really do it, can you?

You can't mean it. You don't need to be that serious.

Earth is surely destined for destruction.

They're getting anxious!

I'll do it. *stands up and raises his hand* EIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

That yell was so uncool..


*in space, the meteoroid is blown away*


I did it.

NO WAY!


*random people stop running around and trop the poos they were holding*


*hugging Trilo* I'm glad, Trilo! We're saved!

Trilo: We'll do our best together, Ben!

He's doing it!

*in a sweet voice* I was once chased by a pink Kappa..

She's pretending to be someone else!

I will work hard doing nothing but organ music.

I think anything you say will be too late!

*covers her eyes* Why are you naked, mr. Gant? Oh, no!

You didn't care earlier!

You're misunderstanding something.

What could be misunderstood there, mr. Gant?!


Ah... We've learned that we need to keep our calm until the end.

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ok I know that mine sucks but I still don't understand both your funnies and aviv ones dattebayo

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(CI): You know who I haven't seen in a while?

(DarzieP): I dunno. Bridget?

(DI): No, shut the fuck up. I mean that one guy who used to come on here and bug us all the time...

(DarzieP): Hamza?

(CI): Not him, he would make the crappy funnies all the time...

(DarzieP): That still sounds like Hamza.

(CI): It's not Hamza, alright? It was... Oh, he wanted to be on the news team really bad, made some shitty plot to take it over...

(DarzieP): TSS!

(CI): You're not helping! ...He drank all the coffee... Tried to copy off your name...

(DarzieP): HEY! Erica's not a guy, asshole!

(CI): Not her either. You know what, could you just shut up and let me think?

(DarzieP): Nope!

(CI): OH WAIT! I REMEMBER! It was JoeP!

(DarzieP): Oh yeah... Well, that's a good thing, right?

(CI): I guess so... It's just a little unsettling, him not being here to offset the good funnies with shitty ones to compare them to...

(DarzieP): Nonsense. There are still plenty of crappy comics here. He doesn't need to be here to turn the thread into a steaming pile of crap. Plus his old ones are still here.

: *ahem* Hey guys, what are you talking about?

(CI): Oh, we were just talking about this guy, JoeP. What a douche.

Oh, yeah, totally agree. Say, you ah... don't happen to have any plans for new funnies, do you?

(CI): Uh, actually, I do right here. Do you wanna take a peek?

Really? You'll let me? OK!

(CI): *hands him the plans*

....heheheheheh...

(CI): Funny, huh?

Why yes it is... it is indeed... That you'd fall for this. *pulls off mask*

(CI): What the crap?

(JoeP): Gentlemen.

(DarzieP): Shit, nice going, there, ass wipe!

(JoeP): HAHAHAHAHA! Now I have the plans! And now... *pulls out butterfly knife*

(CI): OH SNAP!

(JoeP): *cuts up file* There. Thank god Phoenix Wright meets Kareem-Abdul Jabaar will never see the light of day. Later suckers. *jumps off boat into the ocean*

(DarzieP): ...Wait a minute, we're in a boat? Why are we in a boat?

(CI): Because they were out of submarines.

Badum bum.

(DarzieP): ...What? Wait, a drummer? How did the drummer get on the boat?

I rolled on.

Haha, Conway Twitty everyone.

Oh, I've got a few good words to lay on everybody
It's about a man too blind to understand
The way I've treated my woman was a doggone pity
But we know there's a weakness in every man.

(DarzieP): Oh my god, I know where we are... fucking Hee-Haw...

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I wilrule the world with the power of coffuu!
I don't care
I have nearly taken over the world!
I don't care.
Girls love me.
...
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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: We are today in the trial of vhunter13 for writing bad funnies and being a ashole
: the prosecution is perfectly ready your honor

: the defense is ready your honor
: Any opening stataments prosecution?
: I have a witness a perfectly ready witness
(angelux) : hi there
: Name please
:angelux
tell the court about this ashoole called vhunter
(vhunter13) : that's low even for you T_T

(angelux) : he is almost always like a weirdo, but usulally we bother each other and...
: If you bother him first whjy he is an asshole
: well I don't think that he is an asshole that oldman gave me a cookie to say this
: fuck you!
: well for being an asshole I'll give my veredict
I found the defendant vhunter13
and for writing bad funnies I'll declare the defendant vhunter13
: Read one of his funnies please
*reads and vomits* : I declare him so fucking , This court is adjourned
: nobody likes me

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ROFL XD
THAT WAS AWESOME.

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....
*gets on knees and cries*
I NEED TOILET PAPER D:

: no toilet paper just coffee that's my rule
>>
<<
: what?

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Rofls, thanks. ^^

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Lol. looks like vhunters guilty

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Here's my first!
Attorney+prosecuter meeting.
Ok, so we all know that shoe's avaluable sourse of energy, but he needs someone
to clean up after him. Even though he's all our responsibilities, I propose we have Payne do it. All in favor?
AYE!
...
All opposing?
...
All obstaining?
...
Payne? Are you all right?
*Phoenix knocks over Payne's courpse* He's dead.
*All gasp*
He had so much to live for!
*Payne walks in* Ah, there's my shell!
I didn't know you could take it off.
It was getting cramped, so I molted, why not?
The freash air feels good!
Ugh, Payne!

Wow... that's... long...

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and pretty confusing too

---

Gyagu Manga Biyori. Season 1, episode 4.

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Ripping off Burnt Face Man... :P

*flies into room* Oh no, it was a trap!
Yes, that's right, Burnt Face Man.
Ah! If it isn't my old enemys: Man-Spider and Bastard Man!
Calm down baby, have some cheese.
Okay! *eats cheese* Hmm. Yummy! Yum Yum.
*whispering* I don't think it's working.
His immune system is a proving strong.
*pokes 's face* I will poke his burnt face. That will surely hurt him!
Ow. Ow. Ow, don't do that!
*pokes* Take that, Burnt GAY man. I bet you're gay!
No! I'm not gay.
ARGHH!! *punches* I'll rip your f****** ankles off!
ARGH! Help me, Man-Spider!
*throws rock* take that!
Ow. That was a rock! You can't throw rocks! I'm telling of you, I'm getting you done! *flies out of window*
Oh, shit. What if he tells on us?

*walking down the street* What a lovely day! I should raep someone!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OOF! Hey, who put this hole here?

*shifty eyes, then walks away*

-2 hours later...-

Huh. I haven't seen Gant around. Anyone seen Gant?

Nope.

Nuh-uh.

Haven't seen him.

Nope.

No.

*shakes head no*

I don't think I've EVER seen him.

Probably because you're a senorita.

Guys, I'm seriously worried. Have you ever thought about a world without raep? Or worse... A NEW rapist?

But who could replace him, Ma'am? There are no other rapists in this town!

...I know... But what about... the googlyeye?

*el gasp*

You don't mean...

I do... Brian Peppers.

We've got to find him!!!

OK then, let's split up, gang! We'll make three search parties! ...One will have two people.

--TEAM DETECTIVE--


--TEAM DARKE--


--AND THEN THE OTHER TWO--


--In the park...--

Parks have always been a great place for criminals to jump out.

Well how will we find OUR criminal?

Just knock on trees until we hear him.

Hm. *knocks on a tree*

Who is it?

A detective looking for a criminal!

Well, you'll have to be more specific. What kind of criminal?

Rapist.

Child or adult?

Both.

Oh, you mean Gant? Well, you'll want the tree by the bench with the drunk guy sleeping on it!

Drunk... Guy... Got it! Thanks!

No problem! By the way, you seem nice so I guess I won't stab you.

Good. Hey, Guys! It's the tree by the drunk guy! *the three run off*

...Man, I need to work on my timing.

--By a Museum--

Do you honestly think he's here?

Meh. Worth a shot.

WHOMP.

The fuck is this?

I AM THE ALL KNOWING DESK.

Really? Can you tell us about where Gant is?

YES... IF YOU ANSWER ME THESE RIDDLES THREE.

Oh, I love these things! Hit me!

--Back at the park...--

Knock Knock...

Allo?

Have you seen Damon Gant?

Oh, Gant? Gant hides behind that tree, usually! Great guy, he is. One time, when I couldn't find a little girl to rape ALL DAY, he gave me one of his!

That's so sweet of him! He really is a caring guy, huh?

Yeah... Well, tell me if you find him, alright?

Will do, Pal.

Oh, wait! Before you go, how old is she? *points at Ema*

Uh... She's 16, why?

Oh... *sigh* Never mind then...

--Museum again--

Think think think... Could you repeat the question?

CERTAINLY. WHAT IS IT THAT THE MORE YOU TAKE OUT, THE BIGGER IT GETS?

...I think I've got it! It's a restaurant! The more you TAKE-OUT-

WRONG.

Shit biscuits...

Hm... I should remember that. It'd go good with the Fuckfish marinated in Bitch Sauce.

...That's it! It's a hole!

CORRECT. NOW, NAME THE ONLY TIME PEOPLE USE GIANT FORK LIKE IMPLEMENTS TO COLLECT THINGS THEY DON'T LIKE, AND HAVE THEIR OFFSPRING PLAY IN IT.

That was... suggestive.

--Back at the park--

Ugh, we'll never find him! Look at all the drunk hobos!

...

Wait a minute... That one's just a sleeping tramp! And... And that one's a passed-out stoner! And that one's a dead homeless guy! And... I bet there's only one drunk hobo!

PROTIP: It's not .

I'll map them out and figure out who's who!

Great! Gant will be ours in no time!

--Museum.--

Uh... is it 6:32?

YOU'VE BEEN GUESSING TIMES FOR AN HOUR NOW. IT'S NOT A CLOCK TIME. LOOK, JUST COME BACK LATER WHEN YOU FIGURE IT OUT!!

Wait! Um... Would His Omnipotence care for a lunch? It's top quality caviar!

I'M A DESK. A DESK. I DON'T EAT.

Crap! Well, I'm out of ideas.

Come on, let's just go...

--Park again. ...Again--

And the last one is... an overdosed male prostitute. None of these are drunk hobos...

I'm out of ideas... Let's look somewhere else...

Finally... It was getting boring.

--On a sidewalk--

Do you see him yet?

Nope... OH BWAAAH!

What happened?

I almost fell into this hole!

...help me...

*gasp* That sounds like Gant! Quick, throw him your megaphone cord!

Are you sure it will support him?

GOD DAMMIT, MIKE! IT'S OUR ONLY CHOICE NOW THROW HIM THE ROPE OR I'LL RUN OVER YOU WITH MY MENSTRUAL CYCLE!

*gulp* Y-y-yes.... m-m-m-ma'am... *throws down cord*

*grabs it*

Now pull him up!

*does that shit*

Oh... Oh my god, thank you two so much... I was just walking down the street when I fell into that hole!

Why do you look so tired?

Oh, an 8 year old fell in a few minutes later.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's funny because he's a rapist!

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Bloody long, but funny

---

Now, I know I'm not really a prosecutor, but I was going over all of my cases with the state, and I...slowly realized something.
Er...yes?
During my defense attorney career, I have been beaten up by a pink egomaniac, tasered by a 600,000 volt stun-gun, whipped to the point of unconsciousness, taunted, attacked by a tiger, violated by a circus monkey, whipped, punched, poisoned, penalized, clonked with a fire extinguisher, had a sizable book of law dropped on my foot, thwacked with a toupee, whipped, hit with a full coffee mug thus suffering first-degree burns MULTIPLE TIMES, pecked at by a hummingbird, riddled with birdseed, slapped, and otherwise abused by my assistant, AND her 8-year-old cousin, whipped, and fallen 30 yards from a burning bridge into a freezing river.
......Well...
This state is giving me compensation, or I release the hounds.

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Lol. You never really notice all the pain Nick goes through, do you?

: It's not use I'll kill myself
: no don't do it without you the world would be horrible
: tell me how
*opens portal* follow me

: look at your friend nick...
*In a super deluxe mansion
: thanks sweetie now bring another pie ^^
: yes mister
* eating lobster and steak and then swims in a gold pool
: ok ignore him but look at your friend edgeworth
: ace defense attorney edgeworth right father?
: yeah son luck that I didn't get killed
: and I love earthquakes now
: your frieend maya?
: Yeah spirit mediums are rich again ^^
: franziska
: my perfect record is still intact
: shoe?
: meow
: ok that's it , I quit being an angel, fuck yourself god I'm going with satan.... and kill yourself already bitch
: No I can't.... saw that without me the world would be horrible so I'm going back with my friends and family
: shut up and die already bitch *cuts his throat
END (I was really drunk)

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Note, this is not an original joke.

*You hear police sirens as swat vans pull up to a curb*



*Over radio* I don't want anymore casualties!

THERE IS ONE ELITE CRIME FIGHTING TEAM

Don't worry, we've called in some pros of our own.

THAT NEVER SLEEPS

ZZZZZZZZZZZ
*Phone rings*
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
I got it!
*Violent noises in background*
*Pick up phone. You see he's holding Apollo by the neck to keep him away from the phone* Hello. Yes... Yes... Holy jumping saints aplenty riding sideways on a candy pink fat boy!
*Climbs into a police style painted convertable Desoto*
*Hood slides then jumps over the door. The car drives off*

IN A TIME OF CRISIS

*Grabs wheel of car*
*Pulls out huge revolver as he leans over the windshield. Shows dramatic shot of him with gun as is say in big letters Nick*

AMERICA WILL CALL

*Jumps out of car to tackle a criminal. Big words appear APOLLO*
*Behind desk on a talk show* Nick and Apollo, two of the hottest celebrities in town.
All right!
*Cut to Phoenix and Apollos' sillouets(spelling?)*
Shall we trash the place Nick? *Draws a Luger*
Can't think of a reason not to. *Draws revolver*
*Cut*
& *Running down street firing guns*
*Hides behind counter in mini-mart*

THIS FEBRUARY

*Hangs up phone as he and Apollo run downstairs and hop in the car* We've got to get to the station right away...or at our earliest convinience.
*Cut back to the sillouets firing randomly, then to Apollo dancing with a bunch of babies*

GET READY FOR ACTION SO RAW

*In santa outfit holding an SMG* Feliz Navidad baby!

SO UNPREDICTABLE

*Holding Wocky out a window*
Have mercy!
I've had mercy. It was unpleasently gooey like..well...something that fell out of a window from a great height.

IT COULD ONLY FIT

*Looking at instruction booklet with Apollo* Very important. Be sure you have the three spirits of Christmas to contain the beast, or you're screwed.
*A giant robot. He throws a subway car*

ON THE BIG SCREEN

Let's hurry Nick, we've only get 14 minutes and 59 seconds of fame left!
*Cut to Apollo beating a thug*
WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE!



*Gunfire*
Jeez, you shot me in the ass buckethead!

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OK, just saw Iron man, here are Iron man funnies!

YAY another Sam and Max fan! I actually think that in the Online Case Maker, someone made a case featuring two guys called Sam and Max, Freelance Criminals (Gant and Tigre)

Dammit. Bread crumbs in the slots again.

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Well.. I was given the words 'Ema Skye' to base my funny on, so...

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Hey, Polly! Hey, Polly! Look! Ema's on TV!

..Can we just switch back to-

NO. We'll be watching Ema =D

EMA? COUNT ME IN.

H-huh?!

~~

Hello, everyone. Oh god, I could be in Russia with Olga right now.. It's about time for the show.

Oh, c'mon! Smile a little!

Ugh....
Is that better?

Sure. Okay, now, together!

THE EMA SKYE SHOW!

*clap*

Sweet~ And now, Alita will introduce our guests...

So-

.....Maybe after the adverts. *munch munch munch*

~~

ಠ_ಠ

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Trucy, PLEASE, i wanna watch "The Forehead".
*hand in pocket*
Fuck you, Polly!

~~
Anyway, since i HATE a friend of mine so much, i've devoloped an interactive machine, that helps us through satalite....
I wonder...
WHAT THE HELL?!

---

This satelite is made of metal, which is very important..*blah blah blah* From the dawn of time, there have been winners and losers. And it has been the sole responsibility of those who win, to point out to the loser, just how much they suck.. *blah blah blah* Original content is what the cutting-edge dramatician uses to generate lulz.. *blah blah* And that's why I like snackoos so much...

Screw you, I'm going to visit Olga. *walks away*

~~

And I really mean it~

w-w-what?!

*giggle*

---

Hey, whos this guy-
Hello! hello!
OH GAWD ITS GANT
Nice, nice, Pollo!
Hey, Mr. Gant! i'm delivering fanservice for pedofiles! would you like to have a look at my panties?
Atta girl, Trucy!
*watches* ... *ignores*
~~
Dah?
Psst, let me in, its me, Mina- Alita.
...what's the password?
Amerath' spok, kush delaye'...
-three hours later-
:alitahands: ...Captain jeronimo.
please repeat? i was sleeping.
Damnit.

---

-And look, mr. Gant! I can pull everything from my panties!

Even Lana Skye~?

Sure!

Be quiet. Ema's talking~

~~

Ugh, I know that you're making me say these stupid things just for the laughs.

Don't be so negative, Ali! *lets her in*

Thank you.

No problem!

So, can we start...?

Sure.

~~

- TV -

Okay, back to our guests... Let's cheer for the number one...

*walks in* Hello, everyone! Name's Aviv.

WOOOOOOO!!!

---

Hey, Ema. *kisses neck*
*nyoro-n* <:3
HAI GUYZ THIS IS PG13+ NOOBZ
...*murderous look*
LOL NVM
So, now what?
I know!
~~

SAD POLLY IS SAD.
~~
*intro*
MIRAACCLEE SURGERRYYY!!!
In these times of sky-rocketing medical costs, there remains an hope for those in need-
that is Wish Come True, Miracle Surgery! I'm Skye Davidson, your host. lets call our first patient who shall be operated by Dr. Hazan-

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- Wright & Co. Anything Agency -

... *weep* ..... my Fraulein... ;__;

*pats Klavier* There, there... You've got other Frauleins, don't you?

B-but this one was SPECIAL! ;___;

~~

- TV -

Dr. Hazan's first patient is...

I hope it's a pretty girl~~

*pushes the patient in*

....Maximilion Galactica.

Hello, sweeties~~

... And my hopes were broken.

---

So, whats his problem? i'm not doing any examinations, i'm just basing it on his info.
its-
AIDS. i knew it.
...
Start the operation!
-Begin operation-
Scalpel, please.
Kay. *hands scalpel*
*cuts*
Ummm... you could've put me to sleep first.

---

Oh, really? My bad. I'll do it now, okay?

....sure..

...Ema? Baseball bat, if you could.

*hands the bat* Here you are.

Thank you. *hits Max over the head*

((Poor guy D:))

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~Berry Big Circus~
HEY GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT!
What is it? OMG 8D
Tee hee~ Max is so stupid!
~~
*massive bleeding*
Meh, we might as well kill him. *slices Max's heart*
He's an awesome doctor, dontcha think? *kisses*
YES! YES!

---

- Berry Big Circus -

...So, Max's dead... 8D CANWEMARRYNOWREGINA?

But I like Trilo more than you, Bennie~! :<

... D:

~~

- TV -

*whispers to Ini* I wouldn't want this guy to operate on me-

Like, me too. Totally.

And the next patient would be... YOU! *points at Wellington*

.....!!

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET GUYS AS PATIENTS?!

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