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root_beer_junkie wrote:
nintendotnt wrote:
I still like the first girl though... what should i do 
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.I'm pretty sure she doesn't know why this is awkward for you... which means she either doesn't remember you bumping into her or she just isn't bothered by it. If I were you, I'd keep talking to her. And don't worry about it! :)
Y'know, I had a huge crush on a senior this year. And I didn't tell him. Now I kinda regret it... But he had a girlfriend, so...
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root_beer_junkie wrote:
Can you catch her after she finishes lunch?
hmm never thought about that, maybe! 
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EpicMushroom wrote:
He kissed my chin.
It's a sexy chin.
EpicMushroom wrote:
And the second kiss? Same thing.
My point stands firm like that chin.
EpicMushroom wrote:
I gave him a few more chances but he never got better.
The spirit of the chin is strong in this one.
EpicMushroom wrote:
he was a bad kisser.
Was?
EpicMushroom wrote:
who was gonna teach him? Me?
Judging from the above, seems like it.
nintendotnt wrote:
awful akwardness
Stay away. Women will permanently ruin your life. Starting with that one.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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Weeeeeee!!!!!
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Anyway, I do have some memorable moments regarding girls and awkward moments...but I think this takes the cake so far...
When I was in my last days of primary school (probably 12 or ish round there), I was sort of naive practically to a point back then. So, during that day, I was helping out setting up some stuff for a play. Now, the teacher told me to go get something out of the classroom. I forgot what it was but I went back to the classroom. Now, I noticed when I go there that the blinds were all down and no light was in there. Now, a few of my friends were hanging outside so I asked them what was going on. Now, they told me it was because they had finished building something in there so they didn't want any interference. I asked if they finished and they said it was okay as they finished. So I waltzed right in and saw fifteen pair of eyes on me which was connected to fifteen girls in various state of undress, one nearly practically naked. "Oh shit..." and shitloads of screaming made me run for my freaking life plus the roars of laughter that came with it after I ran my pants out of there. Note to self, never trust what a perverted bunch of hormones tells you.
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Bruce Goldberg wrote:
tales of a stupid boi
That story just....Sucks.
I remember my last years of school I would hang around the weird friends I had(if they could be called that) and this would always be a horrid disaster whenever women were involved.
You see, that was a time when I was just attractive but I seemed to draw the wrong kind of attention due to my brilliance and all sorts of women would harass me constantly. Everyone wanted a piece of me but I was never really sure why.
THIS DID NOT LIMIT ITSELF!
Whenever I went to a game(stupid band!) and greeted any of my friends when they were chatting up girls, all the focus in a 20ft radius would center upon me. These girls were every form of psycho known to me at the time and this was proven with their psycho stalkerish behavior that I'd really rather not explain because it would just make you cry. Holding that, I guess this story doesn't seem to have much of a point so I'll create one:
Stay away from local girls and stay away from ANY girl around her 19th birthday. It's just not worth the effort. Ever.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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My son is bored. Care to play with him?
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. Behind me sat a quite attractive, quite popular blonde ( 
). Not having fully grasped the devious nature of my classmates, I ended up allowing myself to be used as an instrument of crude flirtation. Me:
Hey, can I borrow your hand for a sec? *shrug* Sure.Within seconds, I felt skin underneath my hand.
started giggling. I turned around to discover he'd been using me to stroke her leg. Needless to say, I never lent him my extremities again. By the time I finished junior high, several guys had told me that had a crush on me and at least one said so in her presence. Again she...giggled. I didn't dare believe it. Then at the end of 9th grade, during gym, she called me over from across the room and there we signed each other's yearbooks. Much to my surprise, she had given me her phone number. Exhibit B: The Hall. Another much more extroverted blonde approached me and asked me point-blank, "Can I have a hug?" Thoroughly flustered, I just stood there. My expresssion must've been rather amusing. It turned out she would later ask my brother questions about me.
Exhibit C: Earth Science. Yet another blonde (what is it with me and blondes?) was sitting next to me as we plugged away at what was easily the most frustrating project I ever encountered. We had no idea what we were doing. The goal: figure out the exact dimensions for an optimum working balsa wood airplane, using a certain complicated computer program. I forget exactly how this happened, (I think it involved the mouse) but somehow I ended up resting my hand on hers and feeling like I was in heaven. It took a while for the high to wear off. Of course, a friend of mine saw me and inferred that I was sweet on her. What's funny is that there was little if any prior basis for this that I remember and she didn't object in the slightest. If she had, I'd remember.
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EpicMushroom wrote:
it may be that I have a sexy chin
I wonder if there's a market for that. I wanna buy 4 shares.
EpicMushroom wrote:
You say that women ruin men's lives but in all the cases at my school it's always the other way around.
Case in point: I'm an unusual
Gregory Wright wrote:
Much to my surprise, she had given me her phone number.
I fail to see how this is akward.
GIGGITY GIGGITY! Alllllllriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Gregory Wright wrote:
what is it with me and blondes?
According to my research, they make the people around them stupid. Get away.
Gregory Wright wrote:
blah blah blah computersex...blah blah blah I ended up resting my hand on hers and feeling like I was in heaven.
I hated girls that couldn't work a computer. I still do. A lot of the ones that would flirt with me knew I was okay with a computer but had no idea that I build them, service them, make myself crazy with the DPE RPMs and all that exhausting junk...The few that found out put me through about 9 different levels of Hell somewhere near Jenny Jones and the like complete with their emo panic attacks and some things I'd rather not describe.
It would usually start when a girl next to me was getting frustrated with a computer program for testing typing abilities. Since the admin was a dumbass, my program's dir was completely locked to the point that my work would never save. Ever. I brought this to the attention to the teacher several times. This caused me to fail later on. In one of my other classes, the problem wasn't there anymore because the computer wasn't locked the hell up like some kiddy magnet. Where was I?
Oh yeah...Weirdo girls...
When I was still in school, these lines were a common occurance. I don't want to explain them all so I'll stereotype the situation my way. Looking back, I often wonder how I got away with doing this since I was morbidly scared of girls(they're ugly and never nice to me) but I was going through a caffeine phase at the time. Two bottles of Bawls in one day made me feel different about myself. Also, the fact that I was one of the few boys that wasn't a smelly neckbeard probably had something to do with this.
*peck....peck....peck....* *tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap..(shift)TAP tap tap tap* !.....?... a sad...lass has a fad...jak...Does this even mean anything? ? Wait...How did... I bet this is where the chatspeak starts right here. 90GWAM? What a piece of junk.
Hey I'm talking to you! Oh what do you want? I don't know how to do this. Yes you do. No I don't! You type whatever this garbage is that pops up on the first line and try to do so as fast as you can. But....But I can't do that! Yes you can. How long have you been in this class? Long enough to type. But I...Something like that would usually go on for a long time because I let it. I wasn't really typing fast though. The teacher required 30GWAM(whatever that is) by each of us since it was an amateur class. Professionals were shooting for 60GWAM(probably a green waffle?) and I was trying to clear 90 because I really had no business being in this class aside from an easy A. The timer for the program starts when the first key is pressed and if I ever made any mistakes I would immediately stop whatever I was doing and go for the backspace button. This would never do anything. I would study the line for a few seconds and then type as fast as I can. But, I am not militantly aware of where my fingers are in relation to the crappy $9 office keyboards and I have to look at the keyboard every once in a while for that reason. The thing is, even if I had a blank keyboard, I would still have to see where my fingers are. So my fingers are the problem. Anyway...Repositioning for this part to be comfortable was akward. Shut up.
*places hands over 's*... What are you do- *tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap ENTER* There. You type VERY fast. Aren't you special?
EEK! You typed that so fast I think I'm jealous. Uhmmmm....No I didn't!♥ Yes you did. Look, that thing on the screen even says 75GWAM was the speed you last typed. But you...♥ Didn't do a thing.Coordinating my hands over another person's is a little disorienting. The first time I decided to shut some one up by doing this landed me a bunch of weird stares by everyone else and I wound up with another phone number that to my current knowledge I never dialed. People are scary enough without me around and I'm still scared of phones.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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My son is bored. Care to play with him?
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I wondered if someone would draw a parallel between my inexplicable state of bliss in Earth Science and orgasm. Oddly enough, little if any of the emotional high was felt in my 'nads. 'Twas all in the head and chest. Your theory about blondes is an interesting one. Perhaps there is a temporary insanity effect to be considered. There certainly seemed to be such an effect in the Earth Science case. I'm not sure if I'll ever figure out why I seem to attract so many of them. Perhaps the insanity factor works in my favor (I'm blond), perhaps I simply attract what I'm not looking for (my natural attraction pattern biases me toward brunettes), perhaps both.
Regarding Exhibit A and the phone number, I failed to mention a key background factor that puts all of my interactions with girls during 8th and 9th grade in a weird, uncomfortable light. For both of those years, I was still carrying a torch for a buxom Lao girl who brought my defenses crashing down back in 7th grade. I was embarrassingly obsessed with her. I had convinced myself that we would meet again when high school came around and the feelings were still mutual, so I considered her my "girlfriend". Consequently, I let it be known that I was "taken". To be fair, this imaginary courtship started fading out of existence as I began to come to terms with my newfound popularity with girls and 9th grade progressed. Still, it colored people's perception of me at the time. I studiously avoid revisiting my old yearbooks for precisely that reason. I hate being reminded of the extent to which I lived a lie back then.
This brings to mind another junior high story, one directly affected by this lie I told myself.
Exhibit D: Art. Over the course of a muttered conversation between me and the rest of my table mates, one of whom was (you guessed it) Blonde #4, the subject of my relationship status came up. One of the guys said, "He's got a girlfriend." "Of course he does..." she replied in a soft, faintly dreamy tone, "Me."
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Hey! I'm blonde and I'm not stupid.....right?
Heheheh
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...even boys >.>
It's like everywhere. When they see me it's almost like they're screaming, "CUUUUTE!"
What bothers me is why it doesn't seem to be with kids my age >.>
...and on an unrelated note, i got to stop my nerd life and actually meet some real friends -_-
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I also always get made to hug everyone, but my friend's younger bro forces himself on me and all my friends (perv?). He just comes up to you, spreads his arms and asks you for a hug. Both creepy and annoying XD
Another one was when I met up with my second serious crush (D'awwww XP) We met up and he was feeling REALLY ill because he was soaked so we went to get him some new clothes. In the que of the shop we were both standing in the line together and he leant over and rested his head on me. I blushed intensely and when he tried to talk to me I could barely breathe ><
Last year with my second crush we also met up at a festival and I was letting him walk infront with his friend, but he wanted me to walk in front. He put his had on my ass and began pushing me forwards and I yelped and ran off ><
As you can guess I had alot of blushing experiances with crush #2 >> I'm over him now thank god XD
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Lately Ive been losing alot of weight, so my pants are getting more loose as I go along. Just recently my belt snapped, and I havent gone to get a new one. Now heres what happened. I was doing some grocery shopping for my momma. Since I didnt have a belt on, I had to hold up my pants with my hands. Anyway, I saw this girl looking at me. I decided to smile at her, and she smiled back. So as I approached her, a really short woman came and asked me to grab something on a high shelf for her. I needed to use both my hands to grab it. I was a little hesitant, but I thought if I let go for a few seconds, it wouldnt hurt. Well sure enough, I reached up, and my pants fell down as I was grabbing the object. I quickly reached down to pull up my pants, and the object I was grabbing fell on my head. Well I handed the woman the object, and I looked at the girl. Her face basically said, "forget it, loser." and she walked away.
Yup.
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Guy: *gropes*
Me: What the hell?!
Guy: Do you like it?
Me: Uh, no! You're some dip I don't even know, squeezing my breast.
Guy: Aw, you do like it! Just lemme grope you longer, please?
Me: No, if you don't stop I'll rip your arms out of their sockets and beat you with them!
Guy: Alright, sheesh! *releases*
It was in the movie theater for pete's sake! I moved right away, and I honestly think he was drunk. 16 and drunk. Last I saw of him, he was being arrested. Apparently some people witnessed it. Dumbass.
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EpicMushroom wrote:
Hey! I'm blonde and I'm not stupid.....right? Heheheh
HehehehYou are not immune to your own characteristics.
gregarwolf wrote:
But she turned at me and smiled maliciously.
Uhhh....It's a trap?
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
words
I wish girls were more like you. In your case, you can't even be bothered to think about such a thing.
I remember this one girl that used to be my neighbor for a year(I know! SHUT UP!) moved closer to the school somewhere in the middle of the year and she was always nagging me on and on to hang out with her every once in a while. She was cute and had some awesome red hair dye going on for her at the time. I completely see through it though, so I didn't really notice until she was making blonde jokes. In which case I completely turned the attention of said jokes back to her. Haha.
Uhmmm...So I'm bored, it's a night where I have to be going to the football game(stupid band!), so instead of going home, she convinced me and an idiot friend to stay at her place for a few hours until the game starts. We decide to play some games to make the time pass...Lol PS2...
Despite me never owning a PS2 to play anything fun, I managed to win too many times at whatever it was we were playing. The other guy gets bored and leaves, so it's only me and her. Since she felt amazingly comfortable around me, she decided to go back into her room and change...With the door wide open(she was uhmm...forget it). Anyway, she stops halfway through and decides to come back into the living room....Completely topless.
She starts asking me what I think of her body, and I admit it doesn't appear to have any significant flaws and I go back to concentrating on the game. She gets flustered, wraps her arms around me with her wonderful C/D cleavage pressing into my back. This didn't phase me. She started to whisper things into my ear. That didn't bug me either. Then she started to nibble. That got my attention.
She wanted to make out with me(among other stuff) and I just didn't feel like doing that since I've just always had a bad opinion of women. I didn't have a bad opinion of HER, mind you. Uhmmm...I guess the opinion was significantly stronger than any actions that she could go out of her way to try and change. I feel bad for letting her down while she's obviously trying to tempt me, so I at least tell her it's best if we simply kissed and left it at that.♥
She called me a few times after that but I was sure she just wanted me for her own personal plaything. I know now there's really nothing wrong with that. Still, I think I made the right choice by staying away since she found another boy later on(very much against her own will though). I always think back wondering what would have happened if I didn't have such amazing control and I figure it was nothing worth beating myself up about. Strange that an odd post would remind me of it. Still, I feel that I was just being stupid rather than having any real control(see: blonde theory).
God....I've had enough tests. I think it's fair to tell you that I'm only a D student.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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Akane wrote:
There's another sex o.o
I wouldn't know. When the last girl in question asked me what I thought of her body I never said "I dunno. Lets see the rest of it."
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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Friend 1 =
Friend 2 =
Me =
: Blah blah blah *we were talking about dating or something* So what would you do if someone asked you out.Now I realized what he was leading up to; I had suspected that he had a crush on me. I didn't return his feelings. So very quickly...
: UMMM I don't date. : Oh. Just sits there being awesome XD
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Well, when I was younger, we had a yearly event where half the school gets to go off and do Track and Field for the day. The entire month before this, though, we spend a period a day practicing each individual event. During one of these said events, probably the Friday before the week of the event, (High Jump was the event, fyi), I saw a girl sitting on the mats, depressed.
I looked over to her, and asked her mood.
"Fine." she replied, still looking rather depressed from my point of view.
"Fine!" I exclaimed, as I am characteristically dramatic, and wanted a tiny bit of fun for the end of the day. After all, sports depress me, and High Jump is like walking down stairs with a noose on for me.
"Yeah, fine." she replied, looking up a bit more.
"That's fine." I replied.
Now, we got into line and started conversing during waiting periods. She wasn't very good, but we cheered each other on. Now, for my own sanity, safety (everyone else in the class was either a F.E.A.R. style little girl, or a set of guys who like bringing pain to one another/being generally rather dumb) or some other subliminal third reason, I kept up talking to this girl throughout the class.
Since that was last period, I grabbed my books and hopped out the door. Somehow, her friend managed to find her with a heavy soccer ball. They played a little pass (or tryed) and if the ball came my way, I would kick it back, as common courtesy.
During this, I managed to over-hear half of a cell phone conversation. It went something like:
"Okay, tell me then!"
"Yeah, well you too, *potato*!"
"URRGGHHH!"
"Hang up!"
"WHY would he do that!!!"
When we got to the end of the school grounds, and I walked out the opening in the fence, I was again passed the ball. So, I gave it a quick toss back and was on my way. After all, there were important video games to be done. And it came back. I left, (right in the middle of a bike jacking threat, none the less) and thought that was it.
No.
A few days later, I heard from one of my doofy pals (pal used lightly) that this girl liked me. I gave it very little second thought. It came up again as a passing mention in a later conversation with my better friends.
"Heh heh, yeah, we heard." said friend-pal.
"Huh?!" I said, slightly worried, as I had mentioned it very passively, and to be honest, I hardly believed it myself.
"Yeah. She came up to a bunch of us once and said 'Hey, wanna know who my crush is?'
'Uhh, sure.' 'It's *my name censored to protect the me*' 'Uhh... I don't think I know that guy.' 'Oh silly, it's *my full name censored*' 'D:' " said my friend, with proper emphasis and a joking tones.
I was shocked.
But I hung out with this girl and it turned out we were really good matches as friends and stuff happened and I got Gobstoppers and she got a listening ear during sadnesses and good times!
More at 11, though probably no-one cares.
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Akane wrote:
: UMMM I don't date.Translation: I don't date YOU! RAwR!
It's kind of mean but at least it sends the right message.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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DaemonForce wrote:
Akane wrote:
: UMMM I don't date.Translation: I don't date YOU! RAwR!
It's kind of mean but at least it sends the right message.
I think that he got the message. He hasn't said anything about it ever since. He's probably gotten over it.
The best part about the whole thing, though, was that my other friend and I would constantly make sexual jokes to each other XD
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Akane wrote:
I think that he got the message. He hasn't said anything about it ever since. He's probably gotten over it.
The best part about the whole thing, though, was that my other friend and I would constantly make sexual jokes to each other XD
The best part about the whole thing, though, was that my other friend and I would constantly make sexual jokes to each other XD
Haha! Was he an ugly boi?
I'm starting to pick up on a lot of signals lately. I'm not really sure why but it might have something to do with this thread.
I go to the *$ a few blocks from here every other day to study since it's the ONE place where Japanese people hang around where I can get easy help if I run into something that appears to be blatantly wrong(i.e. bad kanji fonts, wrong English translations...).
By the time I get there around the middle of the days, there's a shift change going on while I seem to be the only customer in the shop and there are a lot of girls there during the shift change. Most of them know me by name and they tend to greet me on the way in/out. I'm not really sure why. I never miss a beat or focus on what they're saying because I'm always listening to something when I'm passing through the doors. So far none of them seem to realize this. I think I'll be upfront about it next time. I expect it to go something like this:
Bye Lucas!♥ Uhmmm...What? I said- I know what you said. Why do you remember my name? I don't even know you.This particular girl is the homely looking one that likes to play the children's game of hiding my bag while I'm in the bathroom. I don't like her. In any case, you can guess how that conversation would end. Don't you just love how I'm willing to put people on the spot that fast?
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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DaemonForce wrote:
Akane wrote:
I think that he got the message. He hasn't said anything about it ever since. He's probably gotten over it.
The best part about the whole thing, though, was that my other friend and I would constantly make sexual jokes to each other XD
The best part about the whole thing, though, was that my other friend and I would constantly make sexual jokes to each other XD
Haha! Was he an ugly boi?
He's not good looking, but there's more things that can make a person unattractive than just bad looks :P
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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EpicMushroom wrote:
Damn, Daemon, for someone who doesn't like girls, you sure do get a lot of them!
Do not want.
The whole attraction thing has died down a bit over the years(on their part) and the ones that try grabbing my interest no matter what are the ones I find the most annoying. I'm not going to describe what they do, but it makes me want to take a long gnarled paddle and beat their asses.
Why me? Fuckin, WHY?
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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- Me - Perverted guy in my class : Hey, so what's your size? : Um... what? You know, your bra size.
I'm not telling you! Then I guess I'll just find out for myself. *proceeds to grab my breasts*
*kicks and walks off*
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Mayaluff wrote:
I canz feel boobeh? *beats with a mallet*I don't understand why so many people are encountering this sort of thing. You people must be really young if you're still dealing with this garbage. Ever since Middle School I would sometimes bump into someone's cleavage but unintentionally. Then they would make a big deal about it(like it's anything big!
). Oddly enough, this happened more often with each year that passed. At one point a bunch of girls would tease me about it and would try to stalk me for some duration of the year. I sometimes disappeared off the face of the Earth or moved around the school faster than Lupin III just to skip this annoyance. If there was anything at all I could have done to avoid stupid situations like that gracefully, I wish I knew what it was. I hate people. Ah, the stalkerish girls...That just reminded me of something in Middle School that burned itself into my memory to this very day.
There were these small cliques of girls all over the school. One in particular that always believed to know the most about me since I was the oddball that had been around them for at least a year before they first experienced the wonders of having to move from class to class(why not just move the teachers instead?). Anyway, this was in a science room at the far end of the building. One particular cute blonde girl that I never got along with, was making fun of the rest of the group for being shy around boys. I'm not really sure why this was and I don't really care. So I start to leave when said girl decided to get my attention. I turn around and she decides to flash me. Yay.
(group)
Haha! What are you going to do? Uhmmm...That's nice.So I just walked off. Well it didn't end there. A bunch of people caught wind of this happening and we had some kind of assembly that day. I'm not really sure what it was about. Since I sat next to my science teacher, this did not bring about anything good. Some stupid girl turned around from her seat and started bugging me. Another one asked me if I liked so-and-so girl for flashing me...Well this didn't end well since Bill Nye the detention guy is sitting right next to me. He calls the vice over to him and then he pulls ME out of the assembly and starts asking me a shitload of questions just because he wanted to punish that girl. I told him that I had nothing to say about it. This dumbass then begins questioning my sexuality and threatens to kick me out of school over this. I tell him he's stupid and then he threatens to call my parents.
Well I finally see him start to die a bit inside and so I tell him the girl's name. Well I never heard another word about it and she gets OSS for three days over some stupid girl that had to open her fat mouth. This forced a social ban on me for the rest of the year. Thank God that year was nearly over around that time. There would be a few times where I'd be forced into a conversation with other people about the famous flashing-blondie in the same room/auditorium/cruiseboat and this just lead to me getting pissed off at a bunch of people asking for details and her almost always going beet red in the face. I was sorry for being forcing such embarassment and a stupid penalty upon her. I offered to make it up to her in whatever way she wanted(I liked giving people sweets back then) but from what she said she never wanted anything to do with me to begin with. WTF?
...............
Pity. I never spoke a word about her cute black bra but I at least had some genuine interest in her. Poor girl.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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Okay, first of all, he was retarded. No, not trying to be mean; he was literally retarded. And everyone else made fun of him for it... Except me. I kept telling them to shut up and leave him alone. Well, the boy developed a crush on me for that. He would tell me at lunch that he was going to marry me; chase me around the gym whenever we had to choose partners ((I wanted a different partner)); he even knew my big brother, who was his babysitter at the time, and would tell him about how much he liked me. He'd seen some... romance movies, and wanted the same thing between me and him.
This lasted all through sixth grade, and as many times as I tried to tell him, nicely, that I didn't want to be his girlfriend, he never understood. He was retarded, remember? So, eventually, ((when I'd long since had enough)) I just yelled at him to back off. It worked... for a few days. Then he acted like that had never happened. This continued until the end of elementary school.
...I would have felt bad for him, if ANYTHING I did ever got through to him...
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MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
Well Deamon. It's one thing if it was an accident. It's another when a stranger who is drunk,in public does it.
I've met my share of drunk people but never women, so I don't know.
In some ways I wish the blondie in the Middle School story was drunk. It would have made a lot more sense than her telling me she wanted nothing to do with me at the end of the year. Also, there's no excuse for one of her friends AND a vice principal to be that fuckin retarded. Maybe if she chose her friends better, she wouldn't have had 3 days OSS and I might have a better opinion of women that would validate me trying to socialize with a few of them.
No. Not happening. Ever.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
Love, learn, live.
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That doesn't mean I'm giving them a chance so poo on you. I'm still convinced there's something seriously wrong with all women or else there wouldn't be anything that causes them to act like idiots. RAwR!
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
One word.....emotions.
Ahhahaahahahahaha!
Liquidzilla wrote:
What about women who are androgenous in they're mindsets? :P
See: MikeMeekinsFanthingy...♥
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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Me
Him
(It's the same friend as the Max one XD): Check out my shirt!: The... Hush... I can't read it, it's too distorted.
: GAH YOU SUCK *puts jacket on*He enjoys bugging me about how my breasts are large AND THEY ARE NOT! >.<
So this is today.
Other friend
: Hello there sexy pants. And other person.: Hello.: But of course, is the sexy pants and you're just the person.: This is true, you can't beat 's pants.: Except of course when I take my jacket off (I was wearing yet another t-shirt that I bought at the same concert).: Panic....: GAH IT'S NOT DISTORTED *Puts jacket on*: Yes it is.: My breasts are not that large!: Yes they are.: Holy crap they move when you talk.My jacket is what I like to call a breast-reducing article of clothing. But they're not that big *sob*
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