Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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Akane wrote:
words
He's funny and he makes fun of non-existent boobage. I think you might have to prove him wrong. The direct way.♥
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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... I hate him so.
Anyway.
This happened in 6th grade.
I was just walking up stairs to class, and then all of a sudden some kid taps me on the shoulder, points at his friend, and tells me, "Hey, he likes you."
His friend protests, "No I don't!"
I just scoff and continue walking.
I overhear the other kid saying, "Why not?"
...
It happens occasionally. I'm pretty sure it's happened to other people too...
And then another time, some kid asked me, "Would you date him?" and pointed to his friend, and I was like, "...Not even if he were the last person on earth."
"Ooooohs" erupted and I received a "tch! You too!" And I just laughed.
Idiots.
I really hate the boys at my school.
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DaemonForce wrote:
Logic dictates that anything placed over any significant area of flesh will make it appear bigger than it really is. Except cheap fabrics. But you shouldn't worry about imported goods(if they can be called that).
He's funny and he makes fun of non-existent boobage. I think you might have to prove him wrong. The direct way.♥
Akane wrote:
words
He's funny and he makes fun of non-existent boobage. I think you might have to prove him wrong. The direct way.♥
I don't think he'd really care: he's gay :P He's just teasing me because he knows that it irritates me. I'm like a B/C. They're not that big -__-
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Akane wrote:
I don't think he'd really care: he's gay :P
Wha?
Akane wrote:
He's just teasing me because he knows that it irritates me.
O RLY?
Test him.
Akane wrote:
I'm like a B/C. They're not that big -__-
Uhmmm.....I used to bump into those a lot in High School. Mmmmkay?
Besides, most girls would use that as a plot device to start asking me a bunch of questions or just to tease me. Too bad I had a thing for a specific short girl with cute A cups back then...
Zomg Lucas! *huggles* Squeeeeeeeeee!♥ Uh.....Hi? What was your name... (My arms are locked and I just can't move at all)
OMG did you just touch my boob?
Well if they're that big, I guess- You're randy! *punches* EEK! Uhmm...I have to go. *hides*At least this was better than some of the almost-collisions that I caused by moving as fast as I could into the dark room. Yes....The DARK ROOM! o_O
I remember this one freakishly tall girl(scared the hell out of me) that was walking out of the dark room. There's an immediate 90º turn left and after 8ft of walkway a very sharp 180º turn in order to preserve the darkness in the room. This makes the entrance very very dark.
*walk walk walk walk walk* EEK! *stop*
EEK! *stops* (like...on the ends of her toes...haha)I could feel her mouth like....That close to mine.
*sniff* Minty!♥I'm going to assume she was socially retarded since she never talked to me. Not even after that. Then again, I wonder if she knew it was me. Maybe not.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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DaemonForce wrote:
Akane wrote:
I don't think he'd really care: he's gay :P
Wha?
Akane wrote:
He's just teasing me because he knows that it irritates me.
O RLY?
Test him.
Akane wrote:
I'm like a B/C. They're not that big -__-
Uhmmm.....I used to bump into those a lot in High School. Mmmmkay?
That was my point. I am in high school. They're not that big -__-
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Akane wrote:
DaemonForce wrote:
Uhmmm.....I used to bump into those a lot in High School. Mmmmkay?
That was my point. I am in high school. They're not that big -__-
Uhmmm....By bumping into them and suddenly being the central focus of a scene 4/5 days every week doesn't make them big? I'm not clumsy. Bratty girls that can't accept their changing figure are clumsy. Therefore, yes. They are big.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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Though Leah has only encountered real love 3 times. She's not picky, she just thinks about why she loves them. Unlike my stupid self. That's why I'm avoiding relationships until after High School. When people aren't too focused on friends, and aren't only wanting sex. Jeez. My ex could NOT take a hint.
Here's the last time he asked and our break up.
Ex: *lays on bed* Wanna do it??~
Me: UH NO! I said it 6 times already! If you're so horny then masturbate you desperate asshole!
Ex: I'm doing you a favor bitch!
Me: YEAH right. I only look out for you and do so many things for you, and you get mad when I say no to sex.
Ex: Look out?!
Me: YEAH! I asked you to quit doing drugs, drinking, and smoking!
Ex: Well I'm a rebel! So fuck you, you stupid virgin bitch!
Me: You can take your rebelious ass out of my house and my life then. You're nothing but a pathetic, weak, womanizing bastard! It was my mistake to even date you!
Ex: *leaves* FINE! Whatever bitch! You'll want me back! YOU WILL COME CRAWLING BACK!
Me: The only one who will be crawling is you, after I'm through with you, BASTARD!! *slams front door*
I haven't talked to him since. I'm glad too.
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Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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DaemonForce wrote:
Akane wrote:
DaemonForce wrote:
Uhmmm.....I used to bump into those a lot in High School. Mmmmkay?
That was my point. I am in high school. They're not that big -__-
Uhmmm....By bumping into them and suddenly being the central focus of a scene 4/5 days every week doesn't make them big? I'm not clumsy. Bratty girls that can't accept their changing figure are clumsy. Therefore, yes. They are big.
Nevermind, I didn't get what you meant XD
I'm not tiny though, so it's not as if that emphasizes their size (Which is not large >O) In fact, I'm quite the opposite.
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MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
Hey, my friend Leah has a skinny waste and C cups. They look huge on her. I'm serious.
Hahahahaahhahaah!
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
love
There is no such thing.
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
words...I haven't talked to him since. I'm glad too.
I find myself weirded out by such an idiot. What the hell has happened to kids? People didn't act that stupid around me when I was your age. Thank God. I wouldn't have been able to deal with it. It seems like each generation is pushing itself back into the dark ages.
Also, you did the right thing. Not because of that stupid bastard but since all girls grow up as an emotionally stupid thing, there doesn't seem to be a good answer for anything. It gets worse for you in the next few years. It stops quickly after that so rational decisions will be really obvious to you. I'm not saying you're going to go that route though. Just have fun.
Akane wrote:
Nevermind, I didn't get what you meant XD
*bump*...
Akane wrote:
I'm not tiny though, so it's not as if that emphasizes their size (Which is not large >O) In fact, I'm quite the opposite.
Ahahahahaahah! There's no way to win.
I just realized this thread has gone from weird to perverts to emotional baggage, more failure, perverts, worse perverts, boobie, perverts, more failure, no-to-sex, boobie, perverts, no-to-sex(again!) and now it's back to boobie. How do I manage to wreck this topic so fast? I should probably stop since this thread is like porn to
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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Also, boobs only seem big if youre short and thin IMO! Im tall (5'9''), slim and a B/C and I get teased by people saying theyre small O_o
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Me
Girl I like aka DS My friend steven
friends
Best friend of *gets in school*
Sup Steven. Sup, so your really gonna do it today? Yeah, since its almost the end of the year, It's hard to keep your feelings for more than 3 years.*gate to the classrooms opens*
Note: in my school, they just open the gates so we can put our bags up.
*the guards to unlock the doors and we enter the class room*
*whispers* Dude, do it now. ok...i uhh.....* I walk up to
* Hey can I tell you somethin'? (blood vessels constricting, heart pumping...) ok...sure...*
calls and they leave*
*face palm* NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't worry I'll call her for you!
No you don't have to, I'll probably just do it next year. *leaves room to call *Then I just stayed in the room unsure of what to do.
*gets back in* Okay DS just sit down. Were gonna play HANGMAN :D!So we played until we got with this:
Andrew loves DS
Wow that so romantic lol (/sarcasm) Do you wanna get outta here i really need to tell you something....Thats when we leave but as soon as we walk a few feet away....
takes her....again.... This is absolute bullshit, I can't do this. then we'll have to do this by force.... then they brought me and her together theeeeeeeeeeen:
Hey DS, Andrew has something to tell you. errrrrrrrrrrrrr.....uhhhhhhhhhhh....close your eyes. ok *closes eyes* Now gimme your left hand. *hands over her laft hand* *in my head* okay andrew...you can do this.... *pulls out ring from pocket* OMGFGLOL!!!!!!111!1
*attaches ring and walks away, badass style*Then after that every person around me was like "your the man! Yous is teh best!" "Omg your so brave!", all I had to do was wait for an answer. then lets fast forward to 3 weeks later.
Hey Andrew... Yeah?
*Hands over ring* How did you get this? She wants to give it back to you. i understand but...why didnt she just do it herself? she didnt want to hurt your feelings.... ok...*bell rings*
Just say hi to him,come on Hi..:) Hi....Can I ask you something? sure. *whispers* Can we....start over? yeah....I want that too...So we restarted from scratch,shes still a good friend of mine, we talk in school and chat on yahoo messenger, but I dont think the miracle will ever happen...
Hee...Hee.....Hee...
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* price for love wrote:
Well. I've had numerous encounters. I even have my own stalker.
... I hate him so.
Anyway.
This happened in 6th grade.
I was just walking up stairs to class, and then all of a sudden some kid taps me on the shoulder, points at his friend, and tells me, "Hey, he likes you."
His friend protests, "No I don't!"
I just scoff and continue walking.
I overhear the other kid saying, "Why not?"
...
It happens occasionally. I'm pretty sure it's happened to other people too...
And then another time, some kid asked me, "Would you date him?" and pointed to his friend, and I was like, "...Not even if he were the last person on earth."
"Ooooohs" erupted and I received a "tch! You too!" And I just laughed.
Idiots.
I really hate the boys at my school.
... I hate him so.
Anyway.
This happened in 6th grade.
I was just walking up stairs to class, and then all of a sudden some kid taps me on the shoulder, points at his friend, and tells me, "Hey, he likes you."
His friend protests, "No I don't!"
I just scoff and continue walking.
I overhear the other kid saying, "Why not?"
...
It happens occasionally. I'm pretty sure it's happened to other people too...
And then another time, some kid asked me, "Would you date him?" and pointed to his friend, and I was like, "...Not even if he were the last person on earth."
"Ooooohs" erupted and I received a "tch! You too!" And I just laughed.
Idiots.
I really hate the boys at my school.
Girls have done this to me in the past. It's incredibly irritating.
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Andre_jcruz95 wrote:
*universe implodes*
WHAT THE HELL?!
Salutation Here wrote:
* price for love wrote:
children being stupid
Girls have done this to me in the past. It's incredibly irritating.
That's a good summary of every other day I was in Middle School.
Liquidzilla wrote:
5'9", slim and a B/C and I get teased by people saying theyre small O_o
Awwww.....Poor babeh.....
Fat gurrrrrls on bicycles....Tryin to lose some WEIGHT!♪
This song is going to drive me nuts.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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Why are so many of these 'encounters' filled with rudeness and disrespect? It's unheard of! I can't even fathom that sort of behaviour!Incidentally, most of my 'encounters' with the lady-types are uneventful.
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DaemonForce wrote:
Liquidzilla wrote:
5'9", slim and a B/C and I get teased by people saying theyre small O_o
Awwww.....Poor babeh.....
Fat gurrrrrls on bicycles....Tryin to lose some WEIGHT!♪
This song is going to drive me nuts.
XD You've got it in my head now
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Why are so many of these 'encounters' filled with rudeness and disrespect? It's unheard of! I can't even fathom that sort of behaviour!People have become excessively stupid over the years. I'm not entirely certain of a way to stop this other than resurrect one of the worst popes and have them pillage 45% of the world with their powers of greed, rape and slaughter. War brought Japan to peace so things like the stuff in this thread aren't likely to happen over there. Just a lot of stupid perverted fun like life intended.
I'm not sure where we stand as Americans. We don't really seem to believe we're in such a dire threat every second that forces us into srs bsns. It worked several years ago but things have somehow changed.Hah....World cleansing...
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Incidentally, most of my 'encounters' with the lady-types are uneventful.
How so? No date? No car? No money? Define uneventful.
I know the obvious issue here is you focusing way too much on the bad. Statistics show that since there are far larger percentages of goons screwing up simple things like talking to girls(first meeting), it would prove that you have absolutely nothing to worry about since you couldn't possibly be that bad no matter how much you try. There are things out of your power that are going to cause you to screw up several several times. You will be blamed for screwing things up even when it genuinely isn't your fault. Knowing this, this leaves you to focus on the good and just relax since it can't be helped. The bad is not so much that it consumes the environment around you so why should you believe it consumes you?
Liquidzilla wrote:
XD You've got it in my head now
I hate newgrounds. This was one of the top 5 one day and it was the stupidest work of art I've ever stared at. It was like watching a trainwreck. It was that good. Still...I don't understand the thing with women and fat. If you're overweight, focus on your weight! If you're overfat, focus on the FAT!
I don't understand what brings girls into a broken weeping mess when they suddenly feel uncomfortable about their bodies. If you really don't like it that much, go run, chubby! Seeing as how a black man twice my age can be in far better shape than me the day I got out of high school, I should probably do the same. We both pushed 400lb wheelchair people around and I was the one needing the improving.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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DaemonForce wrote:
How so? No date? No car? No money? Define uneventful.
You just did
DaemonForce wrote:
words
Actually, the issue is me not focusing. At all. Or rather, focusing on other things. I really wouldn't know where to start.
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Erm, I don't get how what you said about Japan and a pope have to do with people being rude
It's best you never know.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
You just did
Oh you have to be shitting me. Are you really that socially inept?! I know it's possible to be flaky like the stoner that used to hang around me but damn. I'll sometimes wander off in my thoughts but a cute girl yelling "osu!" in my ear is enough to get my attention back where it belongs. Most of the time.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
I really wouldn't know where to start.
Who cares? How about a when?
Maybe the here and now?
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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DaemonForce wrote:
It's best you never know.
If you say so.
DaemonForce wrote:
Oh you have to be shitting me. Are you really that socially inept?! I know it's possible to be flaky like the stoner that used to hang around me but damn. I'll sometimes wander off in my thoughts but a cute girl yelling "osu!" in my ear is enough to get my attention back where it belongs. Most of the time.
No, not really. You asked me to define 'uneventful' and you pretty much covered the main points. And I'm pretty sure I'm not flaky. Do I want to know what you're going on about with the "osu" business?
DaemonForce wrote:
Who cares? How about a when?
Maybe the here and now?
Maybe the here and now?
...? Here and now I'm at home. There aren't going to be any 'encounters' at my house.
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
If you say so.
War hardens us all.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
You asked me to define 'uneventful' and you pretty much covered the main points.
That's about as good as the day Libby was pardoned. How could I be exactly right about that? That's depressing. Fix this.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Do I want to know what you're going on about with the "osu" business?
Uhhmmmm...Slang is funny. Also, I ♥ Japanese girls.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
...? Here and now I'm at home. There aren't going to be any 'encounters' at my house.
You don't know that.
*sifts through the INTL Telcom...*
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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DaemonForce wrote:
That's depressing. Fix this.
Lol. I'll get on that right away. Hmm... We need a Meekins-Salute smiley...
DaemonForce wrote:
*sifts through the INTL Telcom...*
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That one girl
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Quote:
Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX
THIS WASN'T IN MY HANDBOOK
This is so shippable just because of one conversation.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Balrog wrote:
Are you guys trying to set GP up on a date? XD
No. We're gonna try to get him laid. Haha!
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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DaemonForce wrote:
Liquidzilla wrote:
XD You've got it in my head now
I hate newgrounds. This was one of the top 5 one day and it was the stupidest work of art I've ever stared at. It was like watching a trainwreck. It was that good. Still...I don't understand the thing with women and fat. If you're overweight, focus on your weight! If you're overfat, focus on the FAT!
I don't understand what brings girls into a broken weeping mess when they suddenly feel uncomfortable about their bodies. If you really don't like it that much, go run, chubby! Seeing as how a black man twice my age can be in far better shape than me the day I got out of high school, I should probably do the same. We both pushed 400lb wheelchair people around and I was the one needing the improving.
Damn straight! You work and you get rewarded ^__^ If you don't try you can't get anywhere
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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DaemonForce wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Are you guys trying to set GP up on a date? XD
No. We're gonna try to get him laid. Haha!
>> That doesn't sound like GP <<
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Liquidzilla wrote:
Damn straight! You work and you get rewarded ^__^ If you don't try you can't get anywhere
It's worth noting that I got squeezed out of that after a year because of the frequency of random drug tests. I don't have time to be dicking around every 3 days because some random thing finds me suspicious. I did my job better than anyone else could have(and people knew this since they were the ones saying it). Apparently I had a weakness to being bombarded with tests at that time. So my current mindest goes like this:
Work hard enough and you will get shit on by a corporate entity that never sees you or your abilities for what they're really worth. From what I hear, the place is about to go under because they can't manage their crew.
Still, the personal management thing is spot on. I don't care if you feel vain, it's worth it.
Balrog wrote:
>> That doesn't sound like GP <<
Precisely the point.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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me
him (why do I always choose Apollo...?) God, it's hot today... Shut up, you're making it worse. It sucks to exist today. Sucks to be in school today. Mmhmm. .... ....This is an awkward pause. *starts singing dramatically* It suuuuucks to be in schoooooooollll.....*pause*.....when it's 100 degreeeeeesssss...and your only friends are a bunch of bitchy womeeeeeen....It suuuucks...
Okay, how is this making it any better!? *still going* I don't knooowwww...
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RazeTora wrote:
why do I always choose Apollo...?
NO ONE expects the Apollo Inquisition!
RazeTora wrote:
*starts singing dramatically* It suuuuucks to be in schoooooooollll.....*pause*.....when it's 100 degreeeeeesssss...and your only friends are a bunch of bitchy womeeeeeen....It suuuucks...Awww....I think he likes you! Weeeeeeee!
RazeTora wrote:
....This is an awkward pause.Gee I wonder why.
I believe you've just helped me figure out why I tried as hard as I could in my last years of school to avoid women. They have nothing interesting to talk about and they can't think of anything long enough to keep me interested. Crap.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
Unless they're like me, and they never shut up.
That's a good description of the dumb cliques of girls that would never leave me alone. Some of them were pretty, a lot of them not. Maybe one out of 40 have that weird red hue in their hair that causes me to go all the way back to ID mode(thus causing me to stare due to constant ID failure).
Some of the voices would get on my nerves. This happened a lot. This does not exclude teachers. Coincidentally, the teachers with horrible voices were the only chance I had at learning anything since it was all I could focus on in their classes.
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
Yup, I babble alot. :/
I wanted to take a plunger to the girls that would do nothing but babble on to me about the stupid things going on in their life.
I felt like putting up with some of it though. Mostly because they would already be in the process of doing something for me that couldn't be helped. Like driving me around town or letting me fix their car/computer/clock. Stupid things like that.
It doesn't mean I WANT to listen to you babble constantly about how cute your cat is(or how ugly mine is), why your boyfriend is something awful, why your job sucks and you don't have as much money as I do, why you hate computers....
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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God I hate girls like that.
I've got another one.
I'm incredibly shy when guys mention my breasts. So two guys were talking and one says.
Guy1: Hey, I noticed your breasts are getting bigger.
Me: *covers up breasts with binder* uh.....thanks?
Guy2: Hey, he's right!
Ex-boyfriend: (The one I slammed the door on) *snorts* Yeah, they always cover up something as nice as that.
Me: Pfft, Yeah.....I suppose you're still sore that I didn't let you in my pants. Get a life moron.
Another encouter with my ex was when I told him about a gay guy at a pharmacy.
Me: Yeah, he went around picking up stuffed animals and saw a condom and asked "Hey, how much for the condoms?"
Ex: Gays don't use condoms!
Me: Uh, yeah they do.
Ex:No,how would you know?
Me: Um.....let's see.... AIDS. DUH.
Ex: That's not how you get AIDS.
Me: Wow, you're so sure of yourself. Did you do it with a guy before?
Ex: Eh.....no.
Me:.........
Ex:.........
Ex: Er....well, I gotta go smoke.
Me: *mumbles* moron.....
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MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
But, being around guys (mostly geeks) I usually only babble about games and crap.
Girls playing games? Doesn't exist in my world. Or they do and I've never noticed them(this denotes something bad about them).
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
So luckily I'm not one of those "LIEK OMG, I HATE TAHT BIATCH. TEEHEE!"
Awww....Does poor baby want a shotgun for Christmas?!
Middle school was like that. Before the transition. I could play with little girls like that all day. After the transition back into a 1-class school, it's like I died. No one had any feelings about anything.
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
God I hate girls like that.
I'll get you a slingshot.
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
I'm incredibly shy when guys mention my breasts.
Aww...So you're not when people bump into them? What about when they get sore and you go to swim class?
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
blah blah blah...
Me: Pfft, Yeah.....I suppose you're still sore that I didn't let you in my pants. Get a life moron.
Me: Pfft, Yeah.....I suppose you're still sore that I didn't let you in my pants. Get a life moron.
Ahahaahhaahahah!
Since you redirected this way, I would have redirected one of two different ways: to "ugly butt-hugging pants" or back to "you, disrespecting your chesthams." I'm better than the lifeless droolbots that exist in little schools like yours, so you probably won't have to think so far ahead like that. They're too busy oogling your body to care.
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
Another encouter with my ex was when I told him about a gay guy at a pharmacy.
This is fucking gold.
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
Ex: That's not how you get AIDS.
It's how you get GAIDS.
MikeMeekinsFan wrote:
Ex: Eh.....no.
THAT'S WHY!
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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I never know who to use as myself :(
will do. - One of my best friends
- His boyfriend
- Other friend - the one that almost asked me out hugs 
: Can I get a hug?: Erm... I only give hugs to gay guys :D hugs It was kind of odd, but the only thing I could think up of at the time. I just wouldn't be comfortable hugging the guy. I mean, I'm always worried that something might go wrong... plus I don't think he showers very often. Anyways, I don't want to sound like I'm super conceited and that I think he's in love with me, but still. Just no.
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Akane wrote:
It was kind of odd, but the only thing I could think up of at the time. I just wouldn't be comfortable hugging the guy. I mean, I'm always worried that something might go wrong...
This is significant.
Akane wrote:
plus I don't think he showers very often.
Ew.
Akane wrote:
Anyways, I don't want to sound like I'm super conceited and that I think he's in love with me, but still. Just no.
Ahahahaahahahaahah!
Where's the rate button for this thread? Seriously...This is like...5.
I fell into a similar trap a few years back when I liked this one girl that would flaunt being bi(Translation: complete lesbian), but I had no idea what was really going on with her at the time. I was 15, she was 18 and always getting drunk every other day after school. She would bitch to me about her fugly girlfriend never giving her any attention and she would use that as an excuse to hang off of me a lot.
Also, boys didn't touch her. I had no idea why.
I....Thought about asking her out but when I lead to it, she told me she was moving to Hawaii with her girlfriend. What a dick move for a girl. I'll never forget it.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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Akane wrote:
I'm bi, but I don't flaunt it, especially in order to attract the attention of guys. Hell, until recently, not even a lot of my friends knew...
Yeah.
Any girl that flaunts being bi gets immediately marked in my 100% lesbian/best friend list. I don't care enough about sex to pick apart that orientation bullshit anymore.
It was still weird because I could never remember her talking about guys. There was obviously a problem and this girl would sometimes be weird and sit on my lap on the bus whenever a lot of people were around. You know, just an overall big distraction. I feel used. In a bad way.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
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Akane wrote:
See, even though I'm bi, that does not mean that I'm not interested in guys
People always forget this.
Akane wrote:
or that I'm into threesomes (If a guy/girl ever asks me to do this I will hurt them >O).
What you don't like twins?
Akane wrote:
Yeah. I tend to get crushes on guys a lot more than girls, but I am attracted to girls.
Nothing wrong with that. For now.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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