~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
Gender: Female
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me 
friend ARGH! I have horrible side pains! Are you growing overies?! My phantom overies are so painful!(this carried on througout the day >>; )
DO WANT!! DO WANT VERY MUCH!!!
Gender: Female
Location: In a city. In a county. In England. Damn rain
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 380
Me
Go to a show shop and ask them to shave your ass.It works. Every time.
Umm. Don't shoe shops...
EVERY FUCKING TIME!!
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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=Me
=My friend. I shaved my pubes and now it burns!You always tell me the most useful information that is not at all disturbing.
Lovely Rita
Akon tickets, front row, middle section.
Gender: Female
Location: In court, sneaking up on you when you least expect it.
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=Me =My friend. I shaved my pubes and now it burns!You always tell me the most useful information that is not at all disturbing.o.O
Don't mess with me, or I'll give you a Silence Glaive Surprise!
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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=me=another friend =That same friend. Texas weather... you've got to love it!Really? It feels a little hot to me. That's what's so great about it! Where else can you find fires all over the place, extreme heat, and drought?I don't know. IN MAH PANTS! Er.... right.... BECAUSE WHAT'S IN MY PANTS IS AWESOME! HAHAH!Argh.... quiet. The reason why Texas is so hot is the thing that's in MAH PANTS is down here!
Lovely Rita
I can't believe its me either!
Gender: Male
Location: Unknown. (Seriously, Where am I?)
Rank: Prosecutor
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(my friend) "A boner feels good right?" 
(me) "Well yeah, you could say that.." (my friend) "Then if something tastes good, it's like 'a boner in your mouth' " 
(me) "..."
(my younger sister who just walked in) "................."
The Father of Death
Gender: Male
Location: Beavercreek, Ohio
Rank: Ace Attorney
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My friend Cory (As represented by
) and I ( 
) have a long-standing tradition of making fun of each other. We're friends, true, but it's fun. They mainly make fun of the facts that he's fat, and I'm ugly.One day, we were at the pool, and they were selling ice cream sandwiches called "Fatboys". This exchange took place:
Man, those ice cream sandwiches looked good. Yeah. Hey! I just thought of a great joke! Let's hear it. OK, how are YOU like an ice cream sandwich? *shoves me into the pool.* CORY, YOU'RE SO FAT, THE LAST TIME YOU GOT ON A FERRIS WHEEL, THE TWO GUYS ON TOP STARVED TO DEATH! XD Yeah, when I walk past, girls drool. So girls spit at you? ...NO.
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Location: England
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: Come with me out on the pull. They won't remember what we look like come September, so we're safe.
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
Gender: Female
Location: Bri-stol
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 2264
: Come with me out on the pull. They won't remember what we look like come September, so we're safe.You had that induction thing too? O_o *spooked*
Gender: Male
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
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: Is your dress made of felt? : No. : Well, do you want it to be felt?
This time I'll be bulletproof.
Gender: Female
Location: Probably listening to music somewhere.
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Yeah, and then you ask Dakie who 'YOU-KNOW-WHO' loves!
(me) : VOLDEMOOOOOOOOOOORRDD!!
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
Gender: Female
Location: Bri-stol
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 2264
me friend I never lie I'll take your word for it
I need an avatar and sig... |:
Gender: Male
Location: Israel
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 228
So, did you know Diablo 3 was announced?
When did 2 came out? 8 years ago. ._.
You can't kill the Metal...
Gender: Male
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:53 pm
Posts: 97
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Sig By Elriel!
Searching for Big Whoop.
Gender: Female
Location: I left my heart in Rubacava.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:36 pm
Posts: 666
Friend 1: Hey, there you are! So, is the rumor true?
Me: ...What rumor?
Friend 1: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: ...No?
Friend 1 & 2: *relieved*
Friend 2: That's what we thought.
Friend 1: Yeah, you almost scared us there. I mean, you're almost lesbian.
Me: Hahaha! Yeah, sure. Whatever. ^^
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
This time I'll be bulletproof.
Gender: Female
Location: Probably listening to music somewhere.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1344
(me) Yeah, so we're Emo..Yeah, we're looking for friends. We haven't got any. Ok, we have got some, but they are gothic..You know.. (her) Yes, they are on the cemetery for 1000 hours, humping corpses! Yeah, 1000 hours, that's almost A WEEK!!
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
Gender: Female
Location: Bri-stol
Rank: Ace Attorney
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me sis 
mother *walking with me holding a big umbrella* *stabs in the foot with it a few times* mum! Tell her to stop it! Hold it higher up and then its more effective! (So as not to hit ) *holds it higher up and hits in the leg* Hey! This IS more effective!
DO WANT!! DO WANT VERY MUCH!!!
Gender: Female
Location: In a city. In a county. In England. Damn rain
Rank: Medium-in-training
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friend other friend Meh So, who was it that sung that song, Mamma Mia, Ummmmmm...wasn't it....Bon Jovi? THE HELL? How can you get Bon Jovi, and THAT band mixed up? Okay, try again. I KNOW!! IT WAS METALLICA!! *Look at each other and burst out laughing* What?? *through laughter* You got ABBA and Metallica mixed up? Aren't they the same thing? *dies laughing*
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
Gender: Female
Location: Bri-stol
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me 
friend choco digestives! mm mmmm oooh shoot I dropped some in my coffee XD
Gender: Male
Location: Missouri, USA.
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 233
"CONVERT TO MUFFINARIMISM! JOIN US, WE HAVE MUFFINS!"
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
Gender: Female
Location: Bri-stol
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 2264
me friend 
best friend and are dating by the way*in convo 1*
So yeah, I just tell everyone stuff straight! I love you!! WOAHOKAY!I love you too!!!*convo 2*
your gf loves me, we're eloping and adopting a child! eh?!*convo 1*
*adds * I'm sorry, its true! XP *leaves* How rude! How old is our child? 1-2 years old So what does our child look like? hmm, it looks like , but as a baby just because that'd be really freaky. Oh by the way, Im the mummy and youre the daddy D: No chance!
youtube.com/stupidiotz
Gender: Female
Location: In a house, on a street, on a block, in a town, in a city, in a county, in a state, in a country....
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(my friend):I'm so smart, my teacher was in my class for 5 years!
(another one of my friends):Why Is the alphabet in that order?...*gasp* Is it because of that song?
(GamerErman2001, gantifyed my ava!)*~ Work It Harder, Make It Better, Do It Faster, Makes Us Stronger ~* <-- Click it!!!!
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
Gender: Male
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3459
-Me
-Some guy.... Good god, you never speak do you? Has some Demonic spirit taken away your tongue?No....
Well, damn. It should have, with that kind of voice.Thanks.... that means a lot, really.
I was insulting you.I know.
Lovely Rita
Gender: Male
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
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(another one of my friends):Why Is the alphabet in that order?...*gasp* Is it because of that song?That's an old joke of the wonderful Steven Wright.
Gender: Male
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
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Posts: 931
= Me
= Friend = Friend
= 's friend : Do foxes live in a den? : I think so. : I asked Larry where foxes live and he said Leicester. 
Rock N' Roll
Gender: Male
Location: UK, Leeds
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Here's some from memory
Me
Him
*sat down at a table eating lunch* *walks over to me* "What ya doing?"
"Driving a bus?" *sarcasm* "No you're not!" "Prejudice people are gay"Teacher
"So class remember to do your geography homework" "Righty o sir" "What subject is it for?" "......"There's probably more but those are the ones etched in my mind
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
Gender: Female
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me Best friend (username = feh) You love me! Well youre username's only a few letters away from fetish.
Gender: Male
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
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= Me = Him : We're having some new furniture delivered tomorrow, so I've had to sift through a lot of my old rubbish. : I took great pleasure in getting rid off my old Spanish stuff. : Ooo Spanish. : Yeah. And maths. : I thought you meant Spanish furniture. : OH MY WORD.
This time I'll be bulletproof.
Gender: Female
Location: Probably listening to music somewhere.
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Me: Yeah, and then I would *peeeeeeeeeeep* with his *peeeeeeeeeep* and he would *peeeeeeeeeeeeep*
She: LAWL.
Me: :O --B
Me: :O-B
Me: :O--B
Me: :O-B
Me: :O --B
Me: Haha, get it?
She: LAWL.
Ja, you're good if you get it.
Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Is more realistic
This time I'll be bulletproof.
Gender: Female
Location: Probably listening to music somewhere.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1344
Gender: Male
Location: Missouri, USA.
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 233
That's what my friend said earlier today.
Mistress Game Master
Gender: Female
Location: Glasgow, with My BFFL Adam Smith
Rank: Ace Attorney
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[02:36] DXK: You megalomanical guy.
[02:37] RBond : Grammar Nazi.
[02:37] DXK: Shrink
[02:37] RBond : Hippie.
[02:38] DXK: Conservative.
[02:38] RBond : Liberal.
[02:38] DXK: Liar.
[02:38] RBond : Cheater.
[02:39] DXK: Creeper
[02:39] RBond : Reaper.
[02:39] DXK: Awkward gamer.
[02:40] RBond: Racist.
[02:40] DXK: Sexist
[02:40] RBond: Feminist.
[02:41] DXK: Nerd
[02:41] RBond: D:
[02:41] RBond: TOO FAR.
[02:41] DXK: Snap. ;)
Signature and avatar by Mme. Vicki.
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
Gender: Female
Location: Bri-stol
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me friend Im ill! Go sleep then! nooo, waiting for to come online first, I need to elt him know Im okay. You go rest and I'll let him know. no, really I just want to talk to him... I'll talk to him for you, go rest. NOOO *tantrum* D: Okay!!!
~>Will assassinate for food<~
Gender: Male
Location: In that one dark alley that no one seems to care about.
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- Me - Best Friend - Friend, that I call Sister - Friend
- Teacher---- (I don't completely remember what the teacher said)
- So if anyone gives you a bad look just to something random. - (To me) YOU OFFENDED ME!! hold me.. - Haha, thanks a lot, I'm going to be saying that all my life now.~Later that day~
- Best Friend.. YOU OFFENDED ME!! hold me.. - What!? - That's what ______ said. - Ooooooh! Haha, nice. - SISTER! YOU OFFENDED ME!! hold me.. - Hahahahahahahahaha.That was a fun day.
My body is ready.
Gender: Male
Location: Tennessee, unfortunately.
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 536
[7/17/2008 1:33:52 AM] Zero the Trotskyist Bastard says: http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/ ... oar2-8.jpg Original picture. http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/ ... eanimu.jpg ANIMU version. http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/ ... icelli.jpg http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/ ... lgreco.jpg http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/ ... gliani.jpg Versions to look like several old painters' art styles. http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/ ... monkey.jpg Monkey version.
[7/17/2008 1:34:30 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: I see...
[7/17/2008 1:34:45 AM] Zero the Trotskyist Bastard says: I'm getting a chuckle or two out of it.
[7/17/2008 1:34:56 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: Your name wouldn't happen to be Alex, would it?
[7/17/2008 1:35:05 AM] Zero the Trotskyist Bastard says: It would.
[7/17/2008 1:35:12 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: Because it's in your filename.
[7/17/2008 1:35:24 AM] Zero the Trotskyist Bastard says: It's the default name for the file the capture program saves to.
[7/17/2008 1:35:28 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: Hah.
[7/17/2008 1:35:37 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: Don't tell your software your real name.,
[7/17/2008 1:35:41 AM] Zero the Trotskyist Bastard says: wat
[7/17/2008 1:35:45 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: Then it'll know who you are.
[7/17/2008 1:35:47 AM] Zero the Trotskyist Bastard says: ._.
[7/17/2008 1:35:51 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: And want to hang out.
[7/17/2008 1:36:07 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: And you'll be all like, "But Dorgem, I'm bored of you!"
[7/17/2008 1:36:11 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: And then it'll kill you.
[7/17/2008 1:36:24 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: But if it doesn't know who you really are, it can't find you.
[7/17/2008 1:36:47 AM] Zero the Trotskyist Bastard says: wat
[7/17/2008 1:36:52 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: Yup.
[7/17/2008 1:36:55 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: Happens every day.
[7/17/2008 1:37:00 AM] Heretic Seraphim says: True story.
Gender: Male
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Me =
Friend =
: I nearly spilt my drink thanks to one woman. : How come you ALMOST spilt your own drink, and you DO spill my drink? Well, I was too busy checking her out and nearly walked into a wall.
The Father of Death
Gender: Male
Location: Beavercreek, Ohio
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3049
*Me and my friends were playing Wario Ware Inc.: Mega Party Game$*
Yeah, a stupid genius.
HOT STEPPIN' FFFFFFFFF
Gender: Female
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 1182
I kept dying and she said something about her brother (who constantly works out and is very muscular)
Friend: You know, I bet my brother is pushing those blocks up and down just to piss you off. *makes constipated-lifting-heavy-stuff face and grunts*
I don't know why, but I found it hilarious, and I had to pause the game because I was laughing so hard.
The Modern Odysseus
Gender: Male
Location: Massachusetts
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:14 am
Posts: 497
I said, "why won't you just let me dump these into the hopper?"
He replied, "because I like touching your balls."
It's a good thing that I know this man not only to be straight, but also one who often makes what many would call distasteful jokes, or else I might have shunned him forever. I laughed, when he said this, because I knew it was one such joke.
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