I am making this fan fiction because I got inspired by the Phoenix Wrong series and GamerErman2001's "Wright under the Skye" fan fiction. I was already planning a comedy FF but I decided I should make it ASAP. Like my other fan fiction, I will only start with the prologue for now.

Fan Fiction information
Title: Phoenix Wrong: Mace Attorney
Author: Me. Obviously.
Rating: M15+ Infrequent course language, sexual references, mild violence and crude humor.
Genre: Parody/Comedy
Status: Chapters done: 2
Pairing: Phoenix Wright Wrong and Ema Skye Lemon Pie
Summary: Phoenix Wrong is a Mace Attorney, fresh out of law school. A Mace Attorney is a lawyer who sprays people in the eyes with mace randomly for no reason whatsoever. His partner is Lemon Pie, a wannabe scientist who never went through college. Together they go on mucked-up misadventures while solving cases with a lot of help ease.

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Last edited by Hazri on Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:37 pm, edited 7 times in total.

I like parodies, but I think this was a bit too random for my tastes.

And Phoenix doesn't have a license, but oh well.

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I didn't think Phoenix even had a car! Though he probably doesn't if he doesn't have his licence. Anyway, this is a good start.

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That was just... Wrong. x
Lol I like randomness. And lemon.

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Chapter 1: Investigation



Lemon: Well, here we are at the detention center.
Phoenix: This place looks familiar...
Lemon: You were here last week for public nudity...
Phoenix: Oh yeah! Where's Larry?
Larry: In the window.
Phoenix: *looks at the window* AHHH! Do I really look that ugly?
Larry: Screw you man!
Lemon: Phoenix... That's a window, not a mirror.
Phoenix: Oh... How embarrassing...
Lemon: Why are you here Larry?
Larry: The cops think I killed a guy.
Phoenix: Who?
Larry: Some guy.
Phoenix: Sum is a strange name for a man...
Lemon: It's not really the guy's name, Phoenix. Anyway Larry, do you want us to defend you in court?
Larry: OF COURSE I DO!
Phoenix: I don't know... He looks sorta suspicious...
Lemon: Phoenix! That's your best friend there!
Larry: Thanks Phoenix... I know I can count on you...
Phoenix: Thanks Larry!
Lemon: He was being sarcastic.
Phoenix: Oh... *sniff* I thought he was exited that I was going to defend him...
Larry: Enough emotions already! Go down to Nutrigrain Village. That's where the body was found.
Lemon: You can count on us!
Phoenix: To the Wrong Mobile! *jumps through the windshield of the Wrong Mobile*
Lemon: *enters the passenger door and sits on the seat* Do you even have a license?
Phoenix: Nope! *swerves off the curb and speeds off*



Phoenix: It took two days but we're finally here!
Lemon: You didn't need to go to fourteen strip clubs before coming here...
Phoenix: HEY! My wang was more important back there!
Lemon: More important than the life of your best friend?
Phoenix: Maybe...
Lemon: *sighs* Well we better find the crime scene.
Phoenix: There it is!
Lemon: That's a rock...
Phoenix: Oh yeah... There it is!
Lemon: That's an outhouse...
Phoenix: It looks suspicious...
Lemon: Look! There's a bunch of police officers near that house!
Phoenix: I know your secret, outhouse! Spit it out! Why did you kill that guy?!
Lemon: PHOENIX! Stop being dumb! *walks into the house*
Phoenix: This ain't over yet... *follows Lemon*



Phoenix: Fey Manor? Why is it called that?
Lemon: This is where the Fey family lives. They also train spirit--
Phoenix: Look! Police!
Lemon: That must be the crime scene!
Phoenix: Let's go!
???: Hold it, pal!
Lemon: *bumps into the man* Ow! Who are you?
???: Penis Gumshoe! I'm one of the detectives.
Phoenix: I like your name!
Gumshoe: Thanks! My mother hated me so she gave me the name Penis.
Lemon: How interesting...
Phoenix: You got any evidence you can leak to us?
Gumshoe: You bet I do! Here ya go, pal!
Phoenix: What's this piece of paper?
Lemon: It's the autopsy report!
Phoenix: What's an autotopsy?
Lemon: An autopsy report tells us all we need to know about the victim's death.
Phoenix: Such as?
Lemon: How he died and when he died.
Phoenix: Neat!
Gumshoe: Keep it, I don't need it.
Lemon: Why not?
Gumshoe: I have it memorized.
Lemon: In that case, let's read it!
Phoenix: Time of death is 6:00am... Cause of death is asphyxiation... What's that?
Lemon: It's another way of saying "choked to death" right?
Gumshoe: Yeah. The poor guy was strangled with a piano wire.
Phoenix: But Larry doesn't have a piano!
Lemon: You don't need to have a piano to have a piano wire, Phoenix.
Phoenix: Really? Can I get a trumpet wire? I've always wanted a trumpet!
Lemon: *sighs* Anything else we can have, Mr. Gumshoe?
Gumshoe: I guess you can have the murder weapon.
Lemon: The piano wire!
Gumshoe: You can keep it. Unless you want to kill someone...
Lemon: I would never... *glances over at Phoenix*
Phoenix: Is that all?
Gumshoe: For now.
Lemon: Did you check the piano wire for fingerprints?
Gumshoe: Actually, no.
Lemon: Then I'll do it right now! *pulls out a plastic bottle*
Phoenix: What's that?
Lemon: A finger-printing kit! I can check this piano wire for fingerprints!
Phoenix: How does it work?
Lemon: I just pour the power on the piano wire... *pours the powder on the wire*
Phoenix: Then what?
Lemon: Then I blow it off... *blows the powder off*
Phoenix: MY EYES!
Lemon: Sorry! Then finally we see the prints. There are two sets of fingerprints on here!
Gumshoe: Amazing! You better add that to the court record!
Phoenix: The what?
Lemon: I'm not a lawyer and I know what the court record is...
Phoenix: What is it?
Lemon: It's the button above my head.
Phoenix: Ohh...
Gumshoe: Well I better get back to work. I'll see you two later! *runs off*
Lemon: He's such a nice man...
Phoenix: You're telling me...
Lemon: Anyway! I think it's time we--
???: HEY NICK!
Phoenix: Oh know... I'd recognize that voice anywhere...
???: Who is this? Is this your GIRLFRIEND?
Phoenix: NO!
???: HONEST?
Phoenix: YES! Now leave me alone!
Lemon: Who is this?
Phoenix: Mayonnaise Fey...
Mayo: Call me Mayo for short!
Lemon: Okay then... Is she going to be of any help?
Phoenix: No.
Mayo: YES!
Phoenix: No.
Mayo: Awww... Don't be mean...
Lemon: Yeah! Don't be mean!
Phoenix: Fine... What will we do now?
Lemon: I think we should look for overlooked clues?
Phoenix: Overlooked?
Lemon: Overlooked means it was in plain sight but nobody noticed it. It happens to evidence in every case.
Phoenix: Oh! I get it!
Lemon: Smartest thing you have said all day...
Mayo: I saw a gun!
Lemon: A what?!
Mayo: A gun!
Lemon: REALLY?! Wait. A gun is no good. The cause of death was asphyxiation.
Phoenix: Did you see anything else Mayo?
Mayo: No...
Lemon: In that case, we will have to just use these two pieces of evidence for tomorrow's trial.
Phoenix: I'm not sure... Who is the prosecutor?
Mayo: Wow... You don't know what a court record is but you know what a prosecutor is...
Phoenix: I'm a slow learner, okay?!
Lemon: Anyway, the prosecutor for tomorrow's trial is...
???: Me!
Lemon: Fanta von Bad Karma...
Fanta: You think you have a chance with just two pieces of evidence? How idiotic of the idiot who idiotically looks like an idiot.
Phoenix: I've known her for ten seconds and I already hate her...
Fanta: I get that a lot.
Mayo: SURE you do...
Fanta: QUIET!
Mayo: Yes, sir!
Fanta: I look forward to seeing you in court tomorrow... *walks off*
Lemon: She's scarier in person...
Phoenix: I have to defeat her in court tomorrow!
Lemon: Scientifically!
Phoenix: What?
Lemon: Never mind...

To be continued...

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Last edited by Hazri on Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:12 am, edited 1 time in total.

LOL! XD This is funny!

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I'm glad some people enjoyed this! I'll have Chapter 2 added to the first post soon!

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Stupid submit button!

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Last edited by Hazri on Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:30 pm, edited 2 times in total.

Chapter 2 added to the first post!

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lol, this is so random it's hilarious!!!
nutrigrain village!!.... made me laugh XD
xxx

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