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AHA! I forgot that Deborah was a Twitard, too, so I opened up a window and said:

"In Breaking Dawn,"
"Bella gets pregnant with this mutant half-vampire baby,"

and she's like

"NOES!" "DON'T SPOIL ITTT, MINAAAA! :("

Bwahaha. I'm so evil.
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Mystic Mina wrote:
AHA! I forgot that Deborah was a Twitard, too, so I opened up a window and said:

"In Breaking Dawn,"
"Bella gets pregnant with this mutant half-vampire baby,"

and she's like

"NOES!" "DON'T SPOIL ITTT, MINAAAA! :("

Bwahaha. I'm so evil.


The spoilers are so ridiculous that I'm scared to ask if this is true. Bella getting pregnant, that is.
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(Witty Name Here) wrote:
Mystic Mina wrote:
AHA! I forgot that Deborah was a Twitard, too, so I opened up a window and said:

"In Breaking Dawn,"
"Bella gets pregnant with this mutant half-vampire baby,"

and she's like

"NOES!" "DON'T SPOIL ITTT, MINAAAA! :("

Bwahaha. I'm so evil.


The spoilers are so ridiculous that I'm scared to ask if this is true. Bella getting pregnant, that is.


They're true. All of them are true. I've known it for days, even though ridiculous fans keep denying it. Meyer took legal action for the leaked books. Some were sold early in stores and she was trying to sue for copyright violation, etc. That was a dead giveaway that the books were real, and the spoilers were real, too. It's out already in Eastern/Mid US/Canada. So yeah. Real <3
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:D

My interest in Breaking Dawn has at least doubled! I have to read about the vampire sex and the mutant baby to believe it.
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My interest in Breaking Dawn has at least doubled! I have to read about the vampire sex and the mutant baby to believe it.



You should read it for the lulz. Seriously, it's absolutely hilarious.
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You should read it for the lulz. Seriously, it's absolutely hilarious.


I think I will today. :D
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I'm at chapter 19 and I've lost the will to finish the book. Lol. It's that bad.
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Oh God. This book is hilarious.

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The crack rumor is true

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xDD How funny. I think I'll go borrow the book instead...
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Oh God. This book is hilarious.

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The crack rumor is true


They all were. And of course, all of the Twitards were there denying them. Oh, how they must've been surprised. Haha.
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I love it, in a morbid way.

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It's just so....outlandish. Freak mutant baby? Come on!!!!!

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I love it, in a morbid way.

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It's just so....outlandish. Freak mutant baby? Come on!!!!!



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Not to mention that it was born with a full set of teeth. Lulz. I'm super pissed about Jacob imprinting on Nessie, though. Super pissed.

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Jacob was supposed to be with Leah!!!!!! >_< I was really disappointed, hoping for something better. Nevertheless, I finished it in five hours. >_< Whatever happened to Rosalie and Emmett, anyway? No one said anyhting about them....And the new hybrid scares me. He's just creepy. Oh, and Siobhan sounds like a slut XD

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I stopped reading at chapter 19. I don't think I can handle 20 more chapters of Bella. I really hate her.
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No, read it, if not just to laugh at how idiotic it is. Please? I want to laugh at it with someone.

I find it terribly amusing that I started this page as a Twitard, and now am totally against it lol
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Probably really off topic by now, but... has anyone here read The Host? I'm not a fan of Twilight at all, mostly because of the purple prose, the bad romance, and the overly passive heroine, but I heard about The Host and the premise at least sounds pretty good (I like science fiction). From reviews of The Host, it seems like a lot of the problems I had with Twilight aren't really there- I've heard that Melanie and Wanderer actually do things for themselves and and aren't as bad as Bella, and that there's SOME romance, but it doesn't dominate the book- but they're by the same author and I don't know how drastically different one lady's writing can be from book to book. Still, is there any chance I'm going to like this if I thought Twilight was kinda stupid?

Also the spoilers are hilarious, and I can't wait to see the inevitably disasteriffic fandom reaction. :D I expect a crapload of Facebook flair saying this book didn't really happen, but also some "Team Nessie".
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Annegata wrote:
Probably really off topic by now, but... has anyone here read The Host? I'm not a fan of Twilight at all, mostly because of the purple prose, the bad romance, and the overly passive heroine, but I heard about The Host and the premise at least sounds pretty good (I like science fiction). From reviews of The Host, it seems like a lot of the problems I had with Twilight aren't really there- I've heard that Melanie and Wanderer actually do things for themselves and and aren't as bad as Bella, and that there's SOME romance, but it doesn't dominate the book- but they're by the same author and I don't know how drastically different one lady's writing can be from book to book. Still, is there any chance I'm going to like this if I thought Twilight was kinda stupid?

Also the spoilers are hilarious, and I can't wait to see the inevitably disasteriffic fandom reaction. :D I expect a crapload of Facebook flair saying this book didn't really happen, but also some "Team Nessie".


Lol a lot of people are all, "THE BOOK ENDED WITH ECLIPSE!"

XD I can't blame them for saying that, though. Ugh. It's as if her whole struggle never happened. She got everything that she wanted: her little happily ever after. It's disgusting.
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O_O A full set of teeth? Dear god. Did it have 8 arms and antennae? 8D

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My reaction to BD-

NO MRS.MEYER. NO. NO.

The fans are still DENYING this! D8 They think that this is a fake and that the new one will come out soon.
Meyer will be on TV tomorrow. 8D Lessee her try to crawl her way out of this!
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Bwahaha. >D Somewhere out there, a poor Twitard is crying.
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Okay, so EVERYONE thinks this book was a load of horse testicles.
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watch the critics be all "BREAKING DAWN IS A MASTERPIECE OF LITERARY GENIUS THAT BELONGS IN EVERY ADULT AND YOUNG WOMAN'S HOME. THE MAJESTIC TAPESTRY OF FICTION THAT MEYER WEAVES WILL LEAD YOU ON A FANTASTIC JOURNEY SO AMAZING THAT AT THE END YOU WILL WISH FOR MORE WITH ALL YOUR HEART AND SOUL. SIX OUT OF FIVE STARS AND A CRITIC'S CHOICE."
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Okay, so EVERYONE thinks this book was a load of horse testicles.
Now
watch the critics be all "BREAKING DAWN IS A MASTERPIECE OF LITERARY GENIUS THAT BELONGS IN EVERY ADULT AND YOUNG WOMAN'S HOME. THE MAJESTIC TAPESTRY OF FICTION THAT MEYER WEAVES WILL LEAD YOU ON A FANTASTIC JOURNEY SO AMAZING THAT AT THE END YOU WILL WISH FOR MORE WITH ALL YOUR HEART AND SOUL. SIX OUT OF FIVE STARS AND A CRITIC'S CHOICE."


Unfortunately, that's what happens all too often.

I am terrified to go on Amazon.com and look at the reviews. I probably will anyway.
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It DOES seem a bit too bad to be true....I'm still lol'ing over this.
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Okay, so EVERYONE thinks this book was a load of horse testicles.
Now
watch the critics be all "BREAKING DAWN IS A MASTERPIECE OF LITERARY GENIUS THAT BELONGS IN EVERY ADULT AND YOUNG WOMAN'S HOME. THE MAJESTIC TAPESTRY OF FICTION THAT MEYER WEAVES WILL LEAD YOU ON A FANTASTIC JOURNEY SO AMAZING THAT AT THE END YOU WILL WISH FOR MORE WITH ALL YOUR HEART AND SOUL. SIX OUT OF FIVE STARS AND A CRITIC'S CHOICE."


Unfortunately, that's what happens all too often.

I am terrified to go on Amazon.com and look at the reviews. I probably will anyway.



Amazon actually has A LOT of really good reviews (By good, I mean 1 star :D)
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Bella's "self-control" just seems like a wey for SM to avoid havingBella killa nyone or suffer. Cause, oh, if Bella had to suffer....And her powere is just cheap. t's an easy way out. And Renesmee. Could she think of a MORE retarted name?

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Renesmee? Are you serious?

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Renesmee (Renee + Esme) Carlie (Carlisle + Charlie) Cullen. No joke.

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Spoiler:
Wait- Is this Renesmee Carlie Cullen... a girl?

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Spoiler:
Bella and Edward's halfling daughter, yep. And the object of Jacob's imprint. O_O

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I read the first seven chapters. WHAT THE is all I can say.
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I have the entire thing downloaded :D There's no way I'm paying for this piece of shit.

Yeah, the name is real. Same with Bella's abilities. It's disgusting. It's because Bella is a self-insert and Meyer wants her to be absolutely perfect! Not to mention that she couldn't be more Mary Sue unless her name was actually Mary Sue *groans*
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>x< oshit no.

Edit: Does the baby look like this?
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No, the baby's a perfect-looking angel with long Edward-colored curls and Bella's stunning eyes. Everyone instantly loves her and at four months she looks like a five-year-old and acts like a nine-year-old. Oh, did I mention she has a special power? She can transmit her memories through touch. So if she touches you, you can see all her memories in pictures. Wonderful, isn't it?


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And I'm mad there wasn't a big fight at the end. Stupid Bella and her shield >:(

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Lol when she's 6, she'll look like an adult and Jacob will finally be able to bone her. But she'll be 6 still XD Oh god. Not to mention that Edward can hear his thoughts. Rofl.

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No, the baby's a perfect-looking angel with long Edward-colored curls and Bella's stunning eyes. Everyone instantly loves her and at four months she looks like a five-year-old and acts like a nine-year-old. Oh, did I mention she has a special power? She can transmit her memories through touch. So if she touches you, you can see all her memories in pictures. Wonderful, isn't it?


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And I'm mad there wasn't a big fight at the end. Stupid Bella and her shield >:(


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Oh, what the hell? I want to punt that baby. D<

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Even the BABY is a Sue?
Jesus Crackers, this woman just can't stop her cheap wish fulfillment.
I can imagine her poor kids. "Mommy, is this how you wished we were? *wibble*"
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I read this in a review on Amazon...

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Jacob's gonna have a lot of explaining to do in a few years when he tells his girlfriend that he dreamed about her mother naked and carrying her mother's child.....


or something like that....

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Haha. I was at the mall today and I saw a girl crying into her boyfriend's chest yelling curse words and "Damn you Stephenie Meyer!!!!" And there was a cover-half-ripped-up copy of Breaking Dawn. :D It made me smile. Am I evil? D:
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My BFF and I are just now saying how the whole book=shit.
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And I'm spoiling Deborah to death! :D
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