Both the Matt Engarde write-up and the Jake Marshall were well done.

I preferred Jake Marshall though, that was exceptionally well done.

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[quote=]Each entry should also have a picture. [/quote]
Uh..... I'm on the Wii, so I can't post a picture ATM.

Name: Mike Meekins

Looks: He's tall, slim, has dark hair and eyes, is very pale and isn't too handsome.

Smarts: He's very intellectual, unfortunately he is unable to express himself very well at all. But if you pay close attention to the coversations you have with him, you can tell he understands things most people wouldn't comprehend.

Personality: Mike is very kind and thoughtful, he's some what optimistic in a sad way. He is very careless and a nervous wreck. He can never think of anything but work. (Showing his true dedication in his job.). Mike is always willing to help no matter the cost. He's often too clumsy for his own good and often gets himself into trouble because of it.

Home Economics: Surprisingly cooks well, but always sets the stove on fire, unfortunately. He most likey cleans his home to perfection on his time off. But expect it to turn into a pig pen fast. He'll be so busy he'll hardly have anytime to clean a thing! So get used to cleaning for him. Also, you will notice the many police station and blue badger decorations scattered across the house. That just shows his love of his job.

Combat Skills: He's not very Athletic, but his persistence will make him keep going in a fight or a bad situation. At least, until he bleeds.

Special Abilities: Screaming into his megaphone, being able to stand countless amount of pain than anyone alive.

Competition: Maggey Byrde. Her clumsyness and optimism could tie the two together.

In-Laws: He will probably not make much of an impression on them, and if he sweats and screams at them, that's normal.

Children: His children will most likely be as nervous as he is. But they will know right and wrong and know not to do bad things.

Finances: Mike will unfortunately lose job after job, so be patient with him and try to get used to saving food and giving hand-me-downs to your children.

Sex: It'll be akward, but he'll learn.

Overall: He's perfect for those of you looking for a sweet and caring man. And if you love helping people and don't mind being poor from time to time, then he's just your type, be sure to keep your first aid handy at the wedding.


An Off topic Note: Godot does have a special ability no one seemed to have mentioned.

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Rather favorable depiction of Mike Meekims.

I'm not sure I'd entirely agree with it, but good job.

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Yeah, I know I was being a tad bias, but at the same time the poor guy needs love. No one seems to love him like I do (With the exception of a few members). So, I guess it was just a way of sugar coating things a tiny bit.

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Not to mention pulling something will also earn you the (painfull) wrath of a certain someone

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Some of these characters are very open to interpretation. It's tempting to post some of my own, but I don't want to risk offending anyone who already posted their own opinions. After all, were I to do so, some of my own posts would almost certainly contradict those that were already posted. I know that people can be sensitive over such a topic, so I'm still debating it in my head.

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Aw, opinion is opinion. It doesn't matter. I hate Klavier and openly admit it.

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Name: Sal Manella

Looks: Definately not your standard form of handsome, a slouched, chubby and rather sweaty man, could do with a diet. However he does look young for his age which could be seen as a plus.

Smarts: Don't let the leet speak put you off, his actual intelligence is nothing to be scoffed at, if not for pursuing his directoral dream Sal could have made a top programmer.

Personality: Rather quiet, and thinks of his heart and his stomach first. Despite this Sal is rather helpful and will help out in even the most ludicrous situations. Really in his element when talking about his Samurai shows.

Home Economics: Living at home and working as a director, Sal has little time for housework and cooking and lacks the knowledge to do so, could do with some work.

Combat Skills: Bulky enough to wield the Samurai spear (tm) and a great fan of Samurais and their skills, whether this has translated to any real combat skills remains to be seen.

Special Abilities: Able to come up with great ideas on the spot, able to talk constantly in Leet speak without thinking.

Competition: Despite her apparent indifference to him, Sal himself is very interested in her and would do almost anything. Also liking young looking girls he's a bit of a lolicon, watch out Trucy!

In-Laws: The type of huband that family would dread seeing, keep him locked in the gaming room for family visits.

Children: No children, but always looking for young fans to take under his wing to be his apprentice. As a father Sal would be in his element, due to his knowledge and love of Samurai, board and computer games.

Finances: despite his short stay in prison, Sal's finances have never looked better with the successes of both his Steel Samurai and Pink Princess franchises.

Sex: "yes please, LOL" Sal is new to sex, but has studied into it greatly, look out ladies!

Overall: Sal is a helpful family man, with a great imagination. However his irritating tendancies and repulsive appearance may put most women off, not a great choice.

That was oddly favorable for Sal, but I'm definitely biased. He creeps me out.

G'head, I've mentioend it before.

Before you redo a character, please post what you disagree with though.

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Well, obviously, considering that we never hear anything in the games about a character's sexual life, that can easily be interpreted any way. In some situations, that area seems to contradict my own thoughts much more than any other. In all honesty, I might omit that section entirely if I make my own posts.

Also, there's one thing missing. If this is the Marriage Prospects Project, why is marriage not one of the statistics in the format? I'll probably throw that one in if I make one of these.

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ooh, these are very cool. i might try to wright write one up later. unfortunately, my muse has temporarily gone on vacation. >.<

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I'm really loving what guys are doing here, really, by the way, could somebody do Acro? He's is one of my favorites characters.

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Mostly because it's a format given by the webpage I got the idea from. However, the idea is that all of the discussed prospects are things that relate to marriage. I.e. Sex, Home Economics, Finances, etc.

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I threw in a few extra areas to read. I hope you don't mind.



Name: Miles Edgeworth

Looks: As he rarely smiles except to taunt people, much of his attractiveness stems from the serious expression typically on his face. His good physical shape is also an advantage appearance-wise. Older women in particular tend to find him incredibly handsome.

Smarts: Miles is undoubtedly a very quick thinker with an eye for facts, as he has proven time and again in court by presenting every possibility in cases before finally giving in if the defendant is indeed innocent. Having mastered multiple languages, he also probably has a respectable knowledge of the culture of each country he has studied and prosecuted in.

Personality: Miles cares little for small talk and trivial matters, often bothered when people try to start up a conversation over something he has no interest in or views as unimportant. He is also extremely prideful and responsible, easily to a fault in some cases. He will look down severely on dishonesty or stupidity from anyone, including himself. That pride can also reflect itself in his determination to achieve his own version of perfection--not to be confused with von Karma perfection. His pride and seriousness can easily come off as stuck-up, though that doesn't necessarily mean he's incapable of respecting a person's strengths. Another area to note is his sharp wit, which can easily generate laughter in a well-crafted and quickly-made put-down, though the subject of said put-down will undoubtedly be offended.
In truth, he is a very passionate person, though his pride makes him typically unwilling to show it. A key part of being with him would be knowing when to "hug it out" when he's in a bad mood and when to just let him work out his problems on his own. It's a difficult balance to maintain, to be sure, but if you learn what to do when, he will undoubtedly express his thanks for your devotion to him. Someone to hear his problems and reassure him may be all he needs to remove that cold armor he wears so often.

Home Economics: Having benefited from a rather well-off upbringing, Miles is probably uninterested in any form of housework, though he is a very neat person who will only leave messes if in a great hurry. He'd rather have other people do the grunt work for him, but if necessary, he will do it himself.

Combat Skills: Miles suffers from relatively poor stamina, despite having excellent lungs. He is unlikely to be good at protecting himself or others unless he manages to strike a good blow really early in the fight. Having been traumatized by his use of a handgun in the DL-6 Incident, Miles likely has a strong aversion to all manner of firearms. However, though he has little stamina, he is in fairly good physical shape.

Special Abilities: His intelligence and quick thinking are not necessarily special abilities, though they are quite prominent, as anyone who knows him will tell you. If you count playing the flute extraordinarily well as a special ability, then there's that.

Competition: Due to his appearance and apparent wealth, plenty of women are likely to have an interest in him. Of course, how many of them actually love him as a person is open to interpretation. Another area that may come between the two of you is his job. Miles takes a great deal of pride in his work and is only likely to stop in an emergency. Simply saying "I don't want you to prosecute" won't cut it.

In-Laws: Though he has no known biological relatives, he has a sibling-like bond with Franziska von Karma, who, though not always willing to admit it, thinks similarly of Miles. Franziska in general is a rather vicious woman who won't hesitate to use her whip on people she dislikes. If you've managed to earn Miles's love, he will almost certainly prevent that from becoming an issue, though.

Children: Miles is unlikely to have any interest in having a child until he feels that he's settled down sufficiently. His serious demeanor may come off as scary to small children, though if he does agree to have children, he will probably work to avoid having such an effect. One area of concern is his pride, which may lead him to be relatively demanding as a father.

Sex: Given his personality, it's highly unlikely that he's one to make love after just one date. In fact, it's entirely possible that he may avoid passionate displays altogether until he's sure he wants to marry you. Like in most of his life, his pride would likely discourage him from reckless sexual behavior. If his passion and physical condition are to be viewed as also applying to his sexual behavior, then a night with him will probably be a good experience--assuming you can convince him to go that far.

Finances: Miles has been wealthy almost all his life, and it's apparent that he has a sizable income from prosecuting. Given his tastes, it's likely that he also has no qualms about spending a little extra to enjoy himself. In truth, you and any family you start with him could probably fare well just on his money, but he will likely insist that you contribute financially, as well.

Dating: With regards to dating, Miles will almost certainly aim for the "upper crust" dating scenes, such as an opera, dinner at an exclusive restaurant, or ballroom dancing. As a man with little interest in small talk, he will probably be more focused on the activity of the date than anything social, though formalities such as a goodnight kiss are almost guaranteed. Simply put, he would act the gentleman while dating and probably expect his date to act the lady.

Marriage: As with having children, Miles would be unlikely to ask for marriage until he feels he is living a stable life. However, once he is married, expect nothing less than complete loyalty. He considers loyalty in a relationship to be something to take pride in, so his chances of cheating are zero. Naturally, with such loyalty, he would expect the same from you and likely have no tolerance of cheating. If you're not interested in marriage, then you can probably expect your relationship to slowly taper off, Miles having possibly taken your refusal as a sign that you will ultimately lose interest in him.

Overall: Miles no doubt thinks there is more to life than love, so don't expect him to devote his very existence to you, but he will certainly not think of you as just someone to call his wife. Those who have the patience to earn his love will find he is a devoted husband who will do everything in his power to maintain a healthy and favorable balance between his family's needs and his own desires. The most significant threat to any relationship with him would be his pride. As long as you do nothing to insult him, you should not have any issues with him if you're what he wants in a wife.

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Name: Lana Skye

Looks: Beautiful, though not necessarily in a sexy way. Above all, her eyes and smile truly shine. As such, it is easy to understand just what makes her so lovely when she smiles.

Smarts: By all means an intelligent woman, having quickly risen through the ranks of the police force as an expert detective. She's often able to adapt to new situations very quickly and effectively, conceiving a long-term plan almost instantly. She also benefits from a sharp eye for details, often noticing what others miss.

Personality: Lana has the potential to be completely devoid of emotion, caring only about her objective, though in truth she is incredibly kind and caring, often concerned about the problems of others. In general, she is a very positive person who will go out of her way to help those around her and attempt to cheer up anyone who she feels needs cheering up. However, that doesn't mean that, in her kindness, she will allow others to take advantage of her. Lana is still an assertive person who will stand up for herself and others if the need arises. She feels a strong bond with anyone she considers close to her, almost to the point of (possibly unrealistically) believing that they are inherently as kind and generous as she is. Anyone who tries to harm those close to her is an enemy in her book. She is typically forgiving of the mistakes of others unless they have no regrets about said mistakes or have no desire to prevent said mistakes from happening again.

Home Economics: Having raised Ema from a very young age, Lana undoubtedly has all the necessary skills to take excellent care of herself and anyone she shares her home with.

Combat Skills: Lana has proven to be quite strong and more than capable of defending herself and others if the need arises. As she was once a detective, she is also well-trained in the proper use of firearms and other standard-issue police weaponry.

Special Abilities: She has shown no signs of noteworthy special abilities, though her intelligence and kindness are worth noting.

Competition: Given Lana's physical appearance, you will most likely not be the only person interested in her. As she can likely tolerate a wide variety of personalities, anyone with feelings for her could be a threat to your own interest in her. However, if you have already started dating her (let alone married her), you can be sure she will not cheat.

In-Laws: Ema is someone Lana will brook no disagreement on; she absolutely adores her sister and expects anyone who wants to be part of her family to get along with her. If you can't stand Ema, then Lana will probably reconsider any potential relationship with you, though there is a slim chance that she might go against Ema's wishes after Ema's fending for herself. Even so, expect the two sisters to regularly spend time together, be it as family members or just relatives visiting each other.

Children: Ema is proof that Lana has the potential to be an exemplary mother, though that does not guarantee that she would want to have children immediately after marriage. However, you can be certain that any children she mothers will be treated and raised wonderfully--though she will certainly expect you to also play an active role in their upbringing, too.

Sex: If she really loves you enough and feels like it, you can expect passion to rule the night. Of course, that doesn't mean she lives for sex. Expect a "no" from time to time, and don't try to change her mind. Lana's not one to simply do what her lover wants. Likewise, she won't impose on you for anything passionate if you're not in the mood or don't feel ready.

Finances: Though the income from her future job is an unknown, considering that she has kept both herself and Ema in good health and living relatively happily, it's rather clear that, at the least, she knows how to manage money effectively. Due to her minor criminal record, she may have difficulty finding a job and may need you to generate the family's income.

Dating: Lana has little interest in boisterous or lavish dates. Rather, she would probably favor something calm and casual, such as a walk in the park, dinner, a round of golf, or maybe even a quiet night at home. Just don't be offended if she allows Ema to tag along. A date is, in essence, just a type of outing, so there's no harm in letting other people come along, right?

Marriage: Lana undoubtedly will make an excellent wife who you can be sure would sooner file for divorce than cheat on you. As your wife, she would expect there to be no secrets between you and would feel the need to help you through any struggle you face. Needless to say, she would not tolerate cheating unless you completely and truly regret your action and never do it again, and even then, your marriage may be irreparably damaged by such a mistake. Naturally, she will probably break up with you in the end if you have no interest in marriage.

Overall: By all means an excellent choice for anyone who wants a kind and devoted wife, as well as someone who is sure to make an excellent mother. Her intelligence, skills, and generosity are sure to make any marriage a long, loyal, and happy one.

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yea cant believe im doing this.

Name: the judge. name yet to be revealed.

Looks: block out his head and the black robe would be very xy. me thinks he got rid of the top hair and wanted hair on the other side. its a light grey but when he was younger it was a nice pale light brownish orange.

Smarts: for a judge, he's a righteous man who wants to make the right decision but he's very slow to catch onto the things phoenix and edgeworth get like SNAP! overall, he would be a tiny bit under average but he really just wants to do wats good.

Personality: As mentioned before, he is a righteous man and wants justice for all. He would be slightly shy with completely new people but once you really get to know him you'll never get bored. Although he gets merit for not stooping low enough to wear a wig. or maybe in 2016 they no longer need to wear wigs?

Home Economics: Don't let him cook. Finance seems to be okay.

Combat Skills: maybe when he was young, but now he's old with grandkids. NEVER EVER RELY ON HIM IN COMBAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE.

Special Abilities: Banging his flimsy little gavel with style and a way to move the top part of his beard up and down when he talks.

Competition: His wife. maybe not.

In-Laws: He will get along well apart from the fact he's married and has kids and grand kids that he's way too old.

Children: His kids seem pretty into the way of the world. His grandkids like the Gavinners and the Steel Samurai before it got cancelled.

Finances: Judges get paid pretty much...dont they?

Sex: I refuse to let you even say anything about that.

Overall: Get him when he's young. However, if you are the same age as him and maybe you are a widow/er? (i know. gross.) once you relaly get to know him he's great but the time you spend with him will be reduced because of court trials.

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Hey General Luigi, I fully support your write-up of Lana Skye.

Bravo.

Very nice job there.

Also, the Edgeworth one was also exceptionally well done.

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I feel I got a good sense of their personalities in writing a fan fiction about them. And, admittedly, were Lana a real person, and were I friends with her, I'd almost certainly fall in love with her. Her body isn't the only part of her that is beautiful.

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ok i am going to redo that. i was pretty tired that day...ok fine. i forgot some more infromation.




yea cant believe im doing this.

Name: The Judge. The game has given no hints to his real name.

Looks: His beard is a light grey but when he was younger, it was a nice light orange. (Unfortunately, he is no longer young.)
He is not exactly ugly but he could do a lot lot lot better. We never get to see the legs as he is always sitting down, and you can see some slight worry lines permanently etched in his head. Oh yeah, and he either has hair loss or he is a voluntary bald man.

Smarts: He's very slow to catch onto the things phoenix and edgeworth get like SNAP! Overall, he would be a tiny bit under average but he is not dumb. He has common sense and logic-it just takes a while to sink in. His memory isn't in top condition but then he is getting old.

Personality: He is a righteous man and wants justice for all and in the end he usually does make the correct decision in court. He would be slightly shy with completely new people but once you really get to know him you'll never get bored. Although he gets merit for not stooping low enough to wear a wig. or maybe in 2016 they no longer need to wear wigs? He respects high authority and perhaps White had some dirt on him...?

Home Economics: Don't let him cook. Finance seems to be okay.

Combat Skills: Maybe when he was young, but now he's old with grandkids. NEVER EVER RELY ON HIM IN COMBAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE.

Special Abilities: Banging his flimsy little gavel with style and a way to move the top part of his beard up and down when he talks.

Competition: His wife. maybe not. Also he likes to flirt with the young pretty witnesses. They probably like to use him, so remember to slap him back to reality if it goes to far. Watch out for Ms May and Ms Starr with her damned caviar lunches.

In-Laws: He will get along well apart from the fact he's married and has kids and grand kids that he's way too old. << His "brother" is also a judge so lawful blood probably runs in that family.

Children: His kids seem pretty into the way of the world. His grandkids like the Gavinners and the Steel Samurai before it got canceled, so I can sum the way he goes with kids as pretty skilled. They would learn to be lawful good mannered etc...but they might not be too bright.

Finances: Judges get paid pretty much...dont they? I don't think you would ever go bankrupt with him as he seems to be pretty good at his job.

Sex: I refuse to let you even say anything about that.

Overall: Get him when he's young. However, if you are the same age as him and maybe you are a widow/er? (i know. gross.) Once you really get to know him he's great but the time you spend with him will be reduced because of court trials. Remember what I said about the flirting witnesses and send your kids to tutoring but beware of taking them to court trials especially if someone with the last name von Karma is around. His voice seems to control the jury 95% of the time but in certain cases when the plot becomes too tough for the jury to quieten down the judge backs off. Usually he just demands a recess-so he probably doesn't like to confront people-but sometimes it does get annoying when he calls for the next day because of the noisy jury.

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NOTE: I'm spoilering the hell out of this because idk what is and isn't one, and some people seem to have differing opinions on what is and isn't. If something isn't please let me know so i can unspoiler it



Name: Viola Cadaverini

Looks: Fairly attractive, but also a little on the Goth side, which is creepy to some people.

Smarts: Problay above average.

Personality: Viola is very soft spoken and polite. She tries to be nice to people though sometimes she scares them anyway.

Home Economics: Being Furio's helper at his loan buisness, she kept the office fairly clean. And she likes to bake (mainly cookies) so she has basic home ec skills.

Combat Skills: None.

Special Abilities: None, unless you count her ability to intimidate people, either intentionally or unintentionally.

Competition:

In-Laws:

Children:

Finances:

Sex: Again because of her condition she would avoid anything rough, and would want you to be as gentle as possible.

Overall: If your looking for a quiet relationship (with maybe a little danger involved), and have an interest in then Viola may be the girl for you. Just remember: If you committ, it's a committment ya' can't refuse.

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About spoilers here.

They only apply to the big twists of Apollo Justice 4.

I think since the thread is marked with a spoiler warning, it's a bit much to block everything.

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Well like i said some people have differing opinions about what should and doesn't have to be spoilered so i did that so i don't have to argue over it with somebody


Anyway...




Name: April May

Looks: I call her a strawberry blonde.

Smarts: May seem as bright as a black hole, but she does have some smarts. Such as how to use a wiretap.

Personality: She first comes off as being sweet, but she's more of a selfish high maintenance type. And if she doesn't get her way she'll either give you the water works, or turn into the Bride of Chucky.

Home Economics: Yeah right. Definitely requires someone else to do it.

Combat Skills: Absolutely none.

Special Abilities: the ability to go from sweet to total bitch in 1.2 seconds.

Competition: With Red rotting in hell the only competition may be the bellboy. And whatever other guy she lays eyes on.

In-Laws: Unknown

Children: Definitely the type that would not want to deal with a rugrat (and get "stretched out" from it).

Finances: Probably fairly well off after her stint with Redd. More than likely though it'll be up to you to spoil her.

Sex: ......... Does that even need to be discussed? definitely the type to try anything.

Overall: She probably wouldn't want to get married. But if you decide to try her anyway it could make for interesting nights. Just make sure you have a large cash stockpile and a steady supply of asprin.

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Name: Dahlia Hawthorne

Looks: Despite the vicious side of her personality, she looks like someone whose tears would tug at even the most hardened criminal's heartstrings. Her physical beauty is mainly aesthetic rather than sexual, though that doesn't keep men from having instant infatuations with her.

Smarts: Relatively clever. She's an expert at deception and manipulation, though a select few people can see through her tricks. A good person to have on your side, a nightmare to have as an enemy.

Personality: Outwardly, Dahlia behaves in a manner that suits her appearance perfectly--innocent, gentle, and polite. However, she is also extremely vengeful and manipulative. The difficulty in earning her affection will be in telling if she really loves you or is just using you. If you give her any sort of trouble, she will almost certainly get back at you--often in a way that hurts you more than your actions hurt her. Her childhood was anything but pleasant, so that side of her personality makes sense. However, that's not to say that she is nothing but a criminal mastermind. Dahlia has the potential to be a sweet and gentle woman, and if she really does fall in love with you, that side of her will shine through.

Home Economics: She has the necessary skills to take care of herself, so if she's willing to take care of you, too, your needs will almost certainly be satisfied.

Combat Skills: The exact nature of Dahlia's combat skills is unknown. As she survived a very long fall when she was younger, it can at least be assumed that she has rather strong bones. If threatened, she will almost certainly fight to the end.

Special Abilities: Other than her ability to deceive, nothing of note.

Competition: Due to her appearance and personality, you will undoubtedly find yourself competing with a large number of men for her affection. As she has no qualms about dating people just to use them, you may have to be patient if someone else sparks her interest before you.

In-Laws: Though she has a sister who cares deeply about her, Dahlia is a loner for the most part and has no issues with going against her family's wishes.

Children: She is extremely unlikely to want children, given her lack of trust in most people. Considering what a rotten job her parents did of raising her, if she actually consents to having children, you had BETTER be a shining example of a father.

Sex: A bit of an unknown. If she goes that far when using people, she has likely grown accustomed to acting submissive. If she really does love you, though, she will easily have the courage to say "no" when she's not in the mood. Don't argue with her when that's the case.

Finances: Due to her criminal record, she is very unlikely to get a job that could keep both of you (let alone any children) happy and healthy. You will need to find a job with decent pay unless you plan on living out your life with her in a homeless shelter.

Dating: Dahlia absolutely loves nature. Expect her preferred dating scenes to be parks, bird sanctuaries, botanical gardens, zoos, and the like.

Marriage: As long as she really loves you and you don't cheat on her, life with Dahlia as your wife will likely be an enjoyable one.

Overall: Dahlia is a very assertive woman, and getting on her bad side is tantamount to suicide. If you can get past her psychological armor and actually earn her honest love, you can expect a happy marriage. However, if you only scratch the surface, your romance will be short-lived and ultimately end in a break-up. If that happens, keep your mouth shut about her past.

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