Soooooo not a Nazi!
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-Phoenix can time travel
-Payne and the judge will NEVER die
-Paintings with your cases on them are left alone
= awesomeness
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAA
+100, SH.
Brillo. Utter, utter, brillo.
I didn't make that up. I was just repeating the point many others have made about how it makes no sense for Vera to die in one ending but not the other. Someone even suggested that Thalassa has healing powers because of that. Heh.
I seized fate by the neck alright...
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-Phoenix can corrupt little girls into seeing his view on the ladder vs. stepladder argument.
-Charley NEVER dies. NEVER. Therefore, Charley is
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Like A Rolling Stone...
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xD I wasn't aware of that xD
One thing:
You wont get sympathy from him!
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OH SH-
machinimator
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-I was apparently the only person who was not continuously pissed off at Klavier's arrogant attitude.
[spoiler]
-In the future, setting your guitar on fire during a performance is a BAD thing.
-The best way to avoid discrimination of nationalities is to make up an entire country out of freaking NOWHERE.
-Neither of them can speak English because they're from another country, and one is blind.
-No, wait, one of them can speak english.
-No, wait, the other one is the blind one.
-No, wait, both of them can speak english.
-No, wait, only one of them is from that country.
-No, wait...THER TEH SAME PURSON.
-Kidnapping threats are met with an apathetic "OK, let's take five." Then, the kidnapper may leave with no one watching.
-You only get to act all cool if you're not playable at the moment. (Phoenix)
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Powers Fan
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"You just wish you could talk in Webdings."
Oh noes D:!
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In the future, real rockstars have their bandlogo everywhere - even under their shoes.
Capcom's character-designers really have a "Who draws the weirdest hairstyle EVER?"-competition going on *cough*DaryanandMachi*cough*.
I should go to Japan/America, throwing around random German words not relating to what I say at all (*cough* Problem after problem. Achtung! *cough*) and people will consider me cool :D.
Surf's Up!
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Sweet Earth Juice not included
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C:
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Amazing signature, done by Delsy! Thanks so much!
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I've learned that "Trucy" is derived from the english word "Truancy".
Otaku, #1 Machi fan, #2 Machi Fan
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Ugh. Lawyers.
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Also that no matter what time period, everyone still has gravity-defy-ing hair.
Apollo Justice Deserves Better
Next Turnabout Boston meetup ---> n/a
NYCC
AAC
Katsucon [??]
Anime Boston
Moving on up!
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If you go to college for one thing, you automatically don't get to do that thing because of some test and have to settle for a crappier job instead (could work for Ema and Phoenix).
Prosecutors/Rockstars like to thank people by selling them discount tickets to their concerts.
The sexy people = the evil people.
Everyone looks/acts younger than their stated age, but that's okay.
Fifteen year old girls don't have to regularly attend school if their dad is Hobo piano player.
It's okay for a fifteen year old girl to work at a bar, and to have an act that includes panties in said bar.
Its always a good idea to keep people's familial relations a secret, even when you know the truth.
Crime commiting defense attorneys do not have time to dirty their hands with minor details such as killing witness the first time around.
All I could think of for now, too tired to try and remember any more.
Thanks to Blinq for the awesome sig. Click the sig, see my stuff.
Edgeworth/Maya Community. A friends, as lovers, as part of OT3s. All Welcome.
"Yeah, I wouldn't go asking random guys if you can lick their penor." crouton December 2009
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Keep your hand at the level of your eyes
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- Some idiot will suggest that the current system of government sucks in the near future
-Nail polish is deadly if you get it from a strange unicorn-haired man
-Grape juice is now sold in green bottles
-Said green bottles are skull-proof
-As you get older, your sense of style diminishes
-The whole card bit in 4-1 (364 cards, jokers represent leap year, four suits=four seasons,etc.)
SHINing key~kayfaradaylove.
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SHINee|B2ST|빅뱅i|U-KISS|2AM|4minute|2NE1|SNSD<3
"people who always eat instant noodles never die." taboo_neku
some sort of diabolical mastermind
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WHILE IT'S STILL GOING ON.
i is a sushi :3
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Angry people can make lobsters fly.
Costume changes can be done in the middle of court simply by pulling off a jacket.
You can throw stuff at people during trials.
Ema has a hat!
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| I'm not coming back. I'm done with this fanbase. You're all up-tight, nit-picking, hypocrites who are TERRIFIED of change. Getting banned just for standing up for myself... I'm never coming back. Goodbye forever you brats. |
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WHILE IT'S STILL GOING ON.
My version of that one was better!: P
I've learned that in the future, there will be more people buying hair products than Final Fantasy games.
Keep your hand at the level of your eyes
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Women will spontaneously molt.*coughAtilacough*
A hobo can afford to give his daughter 15 years of allowance in advance.
A hobo can walk into a courtroom and be unrelated to the case. The baliffs won't care.
Mob bosses can walk around with their eyes shut and not bump into anything.
It is completely legal to conceal a shiv in a broom.
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PLEASE SWIM WITH MEEEEEE!!
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(This is from all the games, actually) Every trial EVAR is a murder trial.
I wouldn't mind getting scientific with Ema...heheh...uh...whatever that means.
Saying "O.G." and "bizzoy" makes you a badass.
Trash cans will always contain evidence.
Olga Orly's last name sounds like "oh really".
Work in progress. Avatar by Wrestlemania, if my memory is right.
Stranger than you dreamt it...
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-The tightening of a bracelet, accompanied with above-par eyesight sends you on the BIGGEST TRIP OF YOU LIFE. (And no one will notice)
-Phoenix Wright is
-You can trust Kristoph Gavin with anything… @-@
-If you scream loud enough, you can reverse gravity! 8D
-It’s TOTALLY acceptable for the prosecution to make suggestive remarks to the defense. (“I’ve never felt this way with a MAN before.”
)-That bottle of white powder that Daddy keeps in the drawer is NOT FOR LICKING.
-Soon, the American judicial system will belong to the Germans.
-If you are sexy, you are either deemed evil or attracted to the defense. (More of a comment about the fandom than the game…)
-Stubborn guys still call their diary a “journal” in the future.
-A pin on a hat can take you deep into an extremely complex computer system if you stare into the camera lens.
-Phoenix Wright will always be a magnet for teenage girls. Always.
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Elementry, my dear Watson.
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It'd possible to bring in a plate full of soup-y stuff and a lobster into a courtroom.
Said lobster can fly with the power of anger from the defence attorney's mentor.
It's totally okay to accuse your defence of murder.
Frail 14-year-old boys can use a massive revolver and NOT dislocated their shoulder (did anybody else think that was strange?)
The prosecution can sledge the witness. The defence can't.
The magician did it.
All I can think of....
I seized fate by the neck alright...
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- You can get hit by a car, smack into a telephone pole, and survive with just a bum ankle. [God how I wish.]
- Ema's always on her period, except when she's doing science.
- Prosecutors can navigate through the mess in their office. (LOOKING AT YOU, KLAVIER GAVIN.)
- Muffins = crackers.
- Klavier's on happy pills. It's the only reasonable explaination.
The New Guy
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-When you lose your job, respect of the public, and any future, and also gain a young daughter to feed/educate... you can still afford to redesign your office.
-Phoenix Wright has finally stopped cleaning the toilet.
-A stolen letter is not allowed to be admitted as evidence, even though the accused admits that he owns said letter, and after it's proven that the stamp on it killed the victim, because the accused said you're not allowed to have it.
-For the above: The jury, however, doesn't give a f***, even though in any normal court the jury would be told to "disregard the testimony," and there would probably be a mistrial.
-Laurice Dauxnim is still painting.
-Gumshoe's music is much better than Ema's.
-Handing cases to the defense attorney as a prosecutor will not get you fired.
-...especially if you're a rock god.
-Murder cases are always the most convoluted plots you've ever seen. EVER.
-Bluetooth headsets only have a 30ft range in the future.
... Oh, and of course...
-Zak Gramarye is a jerk.
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Captain Ascot and the Survey Corps!
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agrees.
In The Middle of It Now
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Maya is a Grand Master and still enjoys Steel Samurai.
Ema is Victor Kudo's Grandaughter. How else does she know the infinite ammo code?
You can fit a spy camera into a Teenager's button, then attach it to a cap made out of Lisa Basil's hair.
You can change your name from Hotti to Hickfield.
Sweat causes you to go flaccid. *coughDaryancough*
Said flaccidness can then be used in Headbanging.
You can have a house made of Pianos.
Incuritis has a cure.
Everyone who comes from an imaginary country is musical.
You can disappear for 7 years and yet afford an awesome silk suit.
Everyone wants in Trucy's panties, especially college boys.
They still don't have robots to do everything for us in 2020.
The court system rapidly changes in the future.
A hobo can make deals with the High Court to change the legal system.
You wait until two people are married, THEN you tell them they're siblings.
Being shot twice in the head doesn't kill you.
In fact, it transports you to an unknown musical country.
Everyone you know disappears in the space of 8 years.
When a strange man gives you a bottle of fluid and tells you it's a lucky charm, you take it and use it regularly.
Silence can be broken by talking about Magicians.
Periods never end, especially for forensic scientists.
Noodle stands are in fact quite light, even with a dead body in.
Bracelets take you on a trip, while a necklace sends you to a lock store.
Laurice transforms into Larry, then back again.
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The color red is beyond repute.
Just because you have unnatural spiky hair does not mean you were born with it.
Chords of Steal is a method of committing deafness.
Prosecutors are nice people.
Wigs can be made out of noodles.
Evidence shemevidence.
Living in a jail cell can actually be good for the brain.
Phoenix still hasn't read those law books Mia left him.
1000% Knight
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(I'm lookin' at you, 4-4!)
Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
Surf's Up!
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In the future all glass bottles will be unbreakable by law.
Being a jerk is pre-requisite to be a magician if you are male.
Panties make a dull case, 500% more interesting than normal.
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Sometimes magicians can do tricks without even realizing it.
Plants live a really long time.
Occam's Razor does not apply.
Otaku, #1 Machi fan, #2 Machi Fan
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And pure awesome = s to the exy.
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