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Where is the retaliation against me?
Women are only good for three things
cooking
cleaning
and vaginas
men are superior
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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Holy Hell wrote:
men are superior
I am a girl, and belive it or not, I dislike *many but not all* girls and woman.
the woman I hate the most is Mia Fey.
MIA FEY IS SO DUMB. DX
Possibly the only Winston Payne fangirl on Court-Records...
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Holy Hell wrote:
I've said dicker things in this thread and others of Whodi's manner
Where is the retaliation against me?
You actually seem jealous of that. Very well... but only because you asked.Where is the retaliation against me?
[clears throat]
That is extremely rude of you. Though there are clear physical and psychological differences between men and women, they are capable of far more than the roles you mentioned for them. Women make wonderful friends who listen when you have something to say, have the potential to keep a family happy and healthy without a man's help, make educated decisions, and so much more that it would take days to go into detail.
I'll always love you, Max.
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Holy Hell wrote:
I've said dicker things in this thread and others of Whodi's manner
Where is the retaliation against me?
Where is the retaliation against me?
I've seen other things of a similar manner on here, too, and didn't see much of a response.
Anyways, while there are some things that you don't believe should be mentioned on here, an encounter is an encounter and no possibility should be excluded, right? :P
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Holy Hell wrote:
Where is the retaliation against me?
How do I say this... Holy Hell, I forgive you for your irksome comments, because you are like Luke Atmey. It's almost like you have a burning -need- to make people angry at you, but I really think it's because you want to be liked and attended to, in the end. Does that make sense? I suck at this touchy-feely crap =P.
Also, someone with music taste as good as yours can't be completely devoid of positive characteristics.
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seems interesting!
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pulls the comforter around himself and cries to sleep
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How Daft of you
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hide your "NO MA'AM" shirt and Big'Uns mags cuz them womyns and weenies ARE OUT TO GET YOU
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no, nothing
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Holy Hell wrote:
and vaginas
i lol'd at this
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General Luigi wrote:
That is extremely rude of you. Though there are clear physical and psychological differences between men and women, they are capable of far more than the roles you mentioned for them. Women make wonderful friends who listen when you have something to say, have the potential to keep a family happy and healthy without a man's help, make educated decisions, and so much more that it would take days to go into detail.
General Luigi: Incapable of comprehending sarcasm.
And it's true, Holy does it all for the attention. He called me last night, bawling his eyes out over why people haven't been responding to his witty posts. I had to comfort him for hours, telling him he is the greatest troll in any message board.
Hope you all are satisfied.....
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Would you like some green eggs and spam?
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I kid, I kid.
To fight for survival is only natural, but fighting for each other's survival is what makes us human.
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I'll ship who I want to :D
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HOWEVER this really weird thing happened in a grocery store once.
Little background, I'm a weird pet obsessed person. Specifically, with rats. I make their food from scratch.
Me
creepy looking teenager *searching for certain food items for my rat food mix* *comes up to me* Hey ..hello? So, what're you looking for? Can I help? Pearled barley. I don't think they carry it though. Oh, what's it for? My rat food I'm making. Oh, is it for poison? *of course flips out and goes on a long rant about how rats make amazingly wonderful pets and it was for PET food* .....oh... Do you have a boyfriend? wanna go out? .......Yes, I have a boyfriend (complete lie)A few weeks later, I found a note on my car by some mysterious admirer, saying he's seen me around town and wanted me to email him.... yeah. I became more of a recluse after that. I'm a chubby nerd gamer chick who's rather butch and who likes rats and insects, guys don't want to date me, get it through your noggin!
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It's stuck?
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PouchedRat wrote:
I'm a chubby nerd gamer chick who's rather butch and who likes rats and insects, guys don't want to date me
I uhmm....Knew someone like that once.
She was borderline morbidly obese, she was crazy and she would constantly beg for my uhmmm....Presence. Especially when her boyfriend was around. Oh God....Bad memory.
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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johnny rainbow wrote:
General Luigi: Incapable of comprehending sarcasm.
I know what sarcasm is. I tend to find it amusing (at least for me) to respond by sarcastically feigning ignorance.
I'll always love you, Max.
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Re: Encounters with the OPPOSITE SEX! *gasp*
And pure awesome = s to the exy.
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General Luigi wrote:
johnny rainbow wrote:
General Luigi: Incapable of comprehending sarcasm.
I know what sarcasm is. I tend to find it amusing (at least for me) to respond by sarcastically feigning ignorance.
The whole point of sarcasm is to entertain oneself ... isn't it?
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If you come across an older post of mine, sowwy
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And pure awesome = s to the exy.
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Holy Hell wrote:
you guys really love me after all
I'd say, "Why yes, we do.
"But I think that'd be moving a bit too fast... I HARDLY KNOW YOU AFTER ALL. *blushes and runs off in overly dramatic embarrassment*
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lol boobs.
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so....
= me
= a firend of mine 
= a handsome guy... 
one day after school:
: hi mandy : uhm...er.... hi!! could you help me with my homework? : *thinking: OMGOMGOMGOMG he wants me to help him ~ say something!!*Eh sure..
*
appears* tommorow, 4pm, just you and me? *lol* *starts getting red* oh, uhm, why not, if you want to, i mean... yes, sure!!Oh... Hi Lukas!
:...! : You could say hello? Okay... uhm, see ya! *walks away quickly* : Why are you talking to him? : Why not? : You like him? : Yes... : ... -.- >.< :( (something like that ~~) : !!!!! *confused* what's you problem?! : i thought you like me , not him.... *walks away REALLY QUICK*That was really weird
I never thought he had a crush on me. 
He was my bf and that was all. Well... the other guy is my boyfriend now 
Lukas was upset a few weeks cause he thought I had a crush on him, too -.- But we're still friends and I think he's over it now 
"also you meant: Are you from Germany, sorry on the one hand I am not sure about English grammar on the other hand I am a grammar nazi" - Coffee Prosecutor
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Thinking back, it's probably better that she didn't love me back; had we started a relationship, it would have almost inevitably ended in us breaking up. After all, her plans for the future are quite different from mine, not to mention she doesn't necessarily have the personality of someone I would want to spend, say, my life with.
I'll always love you, Max.
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And pure awesome = s to the exy.
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General Luigi wrote:
I can sympathize with Lukas, though I'm happy for you with regards to your relationship. I was once in love with a good friend of mine, but when I confessed my love to her, I learned she didn't love me back. We managed to stay friends, though.
Thinking back, it's probably better that she didn't love me back; had we started a relationship, it would have almost inevitably ended in us breaking up. After all, her plans for the future are quite different from mine, not to mention she doesn't necessarily have the personality of someone I would want to spend, say, my life with.
Thinking back, it's probably better that she didn't love me back; had we started a relationship, it would have almost inevitably ended in us breaking up. After all, her plans for the future are quite different from mine, not to mention she doesn't necessarily have the personality of someone I would want to spend, say, my life with.
You know, you're one of those types that gives me hope...
A male, talking sensibly about relationships...
for you.
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lol boobs.
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General Luigi wrote:
I can sympathize with Lukas, though I'm happy for you with regards to your relationship.
Thank you
I thought nobody would understand my story but I think you really did 
I had to translate the whole scene and I didn't know some words, but someone understood ... YES :D
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hat guy me *walks over to hat guy and group of people* *looks at me for a while then walks over and attacks my hat with his umbrella* Noooo!!! *ducks and runs into the safety of a nice secure corner*He has a thing about attacking me D:
I've also been noticing how weird people are! I'm observing more and my oh my! People are strange! (when you're a stranger...) Especially guys! They find me weirdly amusing D:
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lol boobs.
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Liquidzilla wrote:
:jake: hat guy me
*walks over to hat guy and group of people*
*looks at me for a while then walks over and attacks my hat with his umbrella*
Noooo!!! *ducks and runs into the safety of a nice secure corner*
He has a thing about attacking me D:
I've also been noticing how weird people are! I'm observing more and my oh my! People are strange! (when you're a stranger...) Especially guys! They find me weirdly amusing D:
me *walks over to hat guy and group of people* *looks at me for a while then walks over and attacks my hat with his umbrella* Noooo!!! *ducks and runs into the safety of a nice secure corner*He has a thing about attacking me D:
I've also been noticing how weird people are! I'm observing more and my oh my! People are strange! (when you're a stranger...) Especially guys! They find me weirdly amusing D:
?
"also you meant: Are you from Germany, sorry on the one hand I am not sure about English grammar on the other hand I am a grammar nazi" - Coffee Prosecutor
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And pure awesome = s to the exy.
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.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
Liquidzilla wrote:
:jake: hat guy me
*walks over to hat guy and group of people*
*looks at me for a while then walks over and attacks my hat with his umbrella*
Noooo!!! *ducks and runs into the safety of a nice secure corner*
He has a thing about attacking me D:
I've also been noticing how weird people are! I'm observing more and my oh my! People are strange! (when you're a stranger...) Especially guys! They find me weirdly amusing D:
me *walks over to hat guy and group of people* *looks at me for a while then walks over and attacks my hat with his umbrella* Noooo!!! *ducks and runs into the safety of a nice secure corner*He has a thing about attacking me D:
I've also been noticing how weird people are! I'm observing more and my oh my! People are strange! (when you're a stranger...) Especially guys! They find me weirdly amusing D:
?I'm not sure that there's much sense to be made to it....
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lol boobs.
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wunderbarphalanges wrote:
.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
Liquidzilla wrote:
:jake: hat guy me
*walks over to hat guy and group of people*
*looks at me for a while then walks over and attacks my hat with his umbrella*
Noooo!!! *ducks and runs into the safety of a nice secure corner*
He has a thing about attacking me D:
I've also been noticing how weird people are! I'm observing more and my oh my! People are strange! (when you're a stranger...) Especially guys! They find me weirdly amusing D:
me *walks over to hat guy and group of people* *looks at me for a while then walks over and attacks my hat with his umbrella* Noooo!!! *ducks and runs into the safety of a nice secure corner*He has a thing about attacking me D:
I've also been noticing how weird people are! I'm observing more and my oh my! People are strange! (when you're a stranger...) Especially guys! They find me weirdly amusing D:
?I'm not sure that there's much sense to be made to it....
There is no sense...
"also you meant: Are you from Germany, sorry on the one hand I am not sure about English grammar on the other hand I am a grammar nazi" - Coffee Prosecutor
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Holy Hell wrote:
vaginas
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And pure awesome = s to the exy.
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.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
There is no sense...
In life? So true.
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lol boobs.
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wunderbarphalanges wrote:
.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
There is no sense...
In life? So true.
I think so
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Also what I said makes sense D: What's wrong with it??
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lol boobs.
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Liquidzilla wrote:
I've initiated some weird new discussion...
Also what I said makes sense D: What's wrong with it??
Also what I said makes sense D: What's wrong with it??
Just tell me what the sense should be...
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.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
Liquidzilla wrote:
I've initiated some weird new discussion...
Also what I said makes sense D: What's wrong with it??
Also what I said makes sense D: What's wrong with it??
Just tell me what the sense should be...
I...don't...know D: What do you mean?
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lol boobs.
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I guess you don't have to understand
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.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
What I said does not make sense I guess you don't have to understand
I guess you don't have to understand Oooh! Good good! XD
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Akane wrote:
johnny rainbow wrote:
There are more examples that are not quite as subtle, but you can look for those in practically any fanservice anime.
Lol all I could think of when you said that was Strike Witches.
Girls don't even wear pants.
I mean, gosh.
General Luigi wrote:
I can sympathize with Lukas, though I'm happy for you with regards to your relationship. I was once in love with a good friend of mine, but when I confessed my love to her, I learned she didn't love me back. We managed to stay friends, though.
I had one of these moments a couple of months ago. Unfortunately, I'm quite the awkward guy and... My track record in relationships with females (never dated, mind you) has been rather bad. Well, whatever the case was, she didn't share the same feelings for me. I feel that we've drifted apart since that day, even though we're still friends.
If she's happy, then I'm happy. Unfortunately, I haven't actually expressed that in the least.
I also learned that my mentality kinda made my image around here kinda... bad. I've been anti-social for years now, and I'm trying to actually socialize with others more. Hopefully, I can make new friends, get over the past, and move on with my life.
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I went with this female thing to an eating place and we like, ate together at the same table
and sometimes I communicated with her
like, face to face
in English
It was fucking off the wall
If you come across an older post of mine, sowwy
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It's stuck?
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Holy Hell wrote:
I went with this female thing to an eating place and we like, ate together at the same table
and sometimes I communicated with her
like, face to face
in English
and sometimes I communicated with her
like, face to face
in English
DUDE! o_O
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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lol boobs.
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= me = my boyfriend 
= stupid bitch In class:
: *shouting like she always does* OH SO YOU'RE A COUPLE NOW, AREN'T YOU? : Yes, jealous? : *talks intentionally to * If I were a boy I would NEVER go on a date with her! : (I hate this little bitch... -.-) : OF CAUSE you'll never date someone like her! : *seems to be confused* uh... Have you finally seen she's nothing for you? Figure it out. You should date somebody like me, right? : (WTF?!) : *nasty grin* Well you should know... My girlfriend and me would never date someone like you,we don't want ourselves to be seen with a person under ours niveau!
: *looks like 
*...!!!! *runs away*everybody is starting to laugh xD
I think she'll never do something like that anymore
She should have learned her lesson 
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It's stuck?
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.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
I think she'll never do something like that anymore She should have learned her lesson
She should have learned her lesson Nope. Women are stupid. Expect round two in the next 24 hours with divine punishment.
In the past two hours a lot of girls have been trying to call me. Not happening. NYA!
Lana_Skyes_Heart wrote:
SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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lol boobs.
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DaemonForce wrote:
.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
I think she'll never do something like that anymore She should have learned her lesson
She should have learned her lesson Nope. Women are stupid.
Women like HER are stupid
"also you meant: Are you from Germany, sorry on the one hand I am not sure about English grammar on the other hand I am a grammar nazi" - Coffee Prosecutor
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.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
DaemonForce wrote:
.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
I think she'll never do something like that anymore She should have learned her lesson
She should have learned her lesson Nope. Women are stupid.
Women like HER are stupid
..no, DaemonForce is saying "Women are stupid".
Yeah.
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