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Teacher
Girl(Our teacher had just finished reading a play to us, which took five minutes)
Miss, are we going to actually do anything this lesson? No, I thought we'd just sit around. I mean, it's only Drama after all!And this was a Library moment. This one guy I knew rushed onto the Liberian's computer, and added a virus of Rickroll popping all over the computer because she was in the back room. He had just turned the volume up when she came out and saw the virus, and went APE****. She tried clicking it, but that didn't work...so...
Liberian
Computer I'M TELLING YOU ALL HOW I'M FEELING, NOW GET OUT! I just waaaana tell you how I'm feeeeeeliiiiiing~We laughed ourselves to death.
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Lunaria42 wrote:
Prosecutor Manella wrote:
:Yeah, the fact that my Maths Teacher is my Cousin is FUN.
Wow, they actually let your cousin be your math teacher. I'm sure in our school system that wouldn't be allowed. Does he always give you a hard time?
He doesn't give me a hard time, maths is the best.
forgot to mention, he's a PW Geek.
Teach.
Me. (messing around) Sit down, Shut up, or I'll whip you. What, you gonna dye your hair blue? No, blue-gray, actually, you foolish fool.
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Prosecutor Manella wrote:
He doesn't give me a hard time, maths is the best.
forgot to mention, he's a PW Geek.
Teach.
Me.
(messing around)
Sit down, Shut up, or I'll whip you.
What, you gonna dye your hair blue?
No, blue-gray, actually, you foolish fool.
forgot to mention, he's a PW Geek.
Teach. Me. (messing around) Sit down, Shut up, or I'll whip you. What, you gonna dye your hair blue? No, blue-gray, actually, you foolish fool.I bet that math class is a laugh riot. Do your classmates appreciate you and your cousin's sense of humor?
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Teach. Me.
Sad Gangsta Bizzle. Wicki Wak? Diggity Dawg. WHAH DONT YALL JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH YO. Y'ALL DONT EVEN LISTEN TO RAP, YO CRAZY BITCHES, I GET MY DAD TO BEAT ON YOUR PUNKASS. (Or something along thos lines, Gangsta Lines are hard to pick up) Shut up before I play Raining Blood at full volume. I'm the one with the iPod here.
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Girl:Sir, why are the wires pink and green?
Physics teacher:Because pink and green are the new... Black and beige?
*silence*
Teacher: WHAT? I'm a physics teacher, not a fashion expert; I look at a jumper and think "OOOH! Wave-length 6.2"
(Each colour has it's own wave-length)
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English teacher (Who's called Mrs Wright,LMAO): So, what methods of persuasion did they use in their roll-play?
Class: SLAPPING!
Teacher: Other than slapping...
Class: ...MORE SLAPPING!
Teacher: >.<
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Anyone in our class, really: *Gets something wrong*
Biology teacher: NO!!!! NONONONONONONONO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! T.T
Us: O_O
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Chemistry teacher: I have a rash.
Class:....
Teacher: *Turns red*
Class: ....*giggle*
Teacher: *Deep Scarlet*
Class: LAMOWTFLOL
We're still trying to figure out why he said that.
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Two hours later, I went home. Math never was the same again.
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It's really easy to get our World Civ on loooong tangents of completely irrelevant information(e.g. "Why Star Wars Was Influential to History", "This Is A LECTERN, Not A PODIUM!", "Keanu Reeves In Popular Culture", etc), and I finally managed to get him on a ramble about Phoenix Wright! :D
Well, it started as a ramble on "The Singular/Plural Form of Swirlie and Wedgie", and I eventually managed to stick in "Well, Edgeworth is often called Edgey", and then "Worthy" and "Right-o" and Gant and etc etc. It was so fun, even though he knew nothing about it
Eventually, however, the class got extremely annoyed and he got back on-topic 
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me danielle crystal Teacher Food day tommorrow! remeber, i'm only doing this because you got a good report from the sub yesterday... *fooling around in french class* so were having food day in class tommorow? godz i can't wait! i'm starving! ...it's tommorrow though... i know! i'm just hungry... were not having food tommorrow... but, monsuier,...it's food day! who said anything about that? ...YOU DID! exactly one minute ago! oh, sorry...i forgot... from one minute ago? well, i am getting on in my years after all...what teacher would admit that?! we died laughing
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http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=20526
Some of the better ones:
Various people wrote:
"All monks are flammable if you use enough gasoline."
That's the worst idea since Mr. Schicklegruber said to Mrs. Schicklegruber "Let's go upstairs, Brumhilda, I'm feeling saucy."
Why is there an Essex, a Wessex, a Middlesex and a Sussex, but no No'sex? Because where there's no sex, there's no people.
That's the worst idea since Mr. Schicklegruber said to Mrs. Schicklegruber "Let's go upstairs, Brumhilda, I'm feeling saucy."
Why is there an Essex, a Wessex, a Middlesex and a Sussex, but no No'sex? Because where there's no sex, there's no people.
...and, the best of them all:
Quote:
Trigonometry...it's like incest. You have all these funky terms that are all related. What's sine? Cosine minus pi halves. See?...Cousins! Anyway, you take these cousins and you breed them together. Funky stuff comes out: Cotan is, like, pretty funky, but as you've seen things can get really ugly fast. Inbreeding does that. The goal is that you end up with something nice, and if you breed them just right maybe you will. Maybe!!
I don't think this one needs a comment.
Unrelated:
Haibara~n, your av.... it's, like, I dunno..... HYPNOTIC. I can't stop LOOKING AT IT. ...... O_O ...... left.... right.... left.... right.........
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band teacher
idiot in my class(She was already really annoyed at our class because Larry and his friend were fooling around a lot.)
This piece is really hard... I know, but you should just do your best to play softly, because we're playing with the orchestra for this one, and woodwinds beat violins in a volume contest everyday. Can I hum it then? Larry can you just play for about 8 more minutes and then you can go to lunch and I dunno, stick pudding up your nose.
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Teacher
Friend (In spanish) so who doesnt like one of their teachers? *raises hand* Que no te gusta ella? (Why dont u like her) well... cuz shes from a different country.... *gasps* Fabio es racisto!
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film teacher 
guy in class*talking about cinemas in the area*
Damn I hate *name of cinema in an area where alot of old people live* Oh? Why do you hate it so much? The films come out so damned slowly! Like..three months after they leave all other cinemas. Do you know why? No It takes as long for the films to come out there as it takes for the old people to reach the cinema! *mumbles about how she tried not to make an old person joke*
biology teacher class Okay I'm going to pump oxygen into the lamb's lung now! Yay!! Though I must warn you, it may explode!!! *watching as lung expands* ahhh! *walk quickly to a very safe distance from it*
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adam science teacher---------------------
alright class, blah blah blah- miss, can i just say- no you can't- but miss, i- not now, blah blah blah blah blah- miss, does that mean- ADAM be quiet- yeah but- ADAM SHUT UP!---------------------
science teacher 2---------------------
yak yak yak- Miss! Adam! *silence*
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band teacher
annoying kid (sean)------------------------------
*talking while he should be playing* *stops the band* Nerds! Shut up! and he says that pretty much everyday
but one time...
*talking* Nerds! Shut up! definition of nerd: Sean!
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burninator59 wrote:
:javado: band teacher
annoying kid (sean)
------------------------------
*talking while he should be playing*
*stops the band* Nerds! Shut up!
and he says that pretty much everyday
but one time...
*talking*
Nerds! Shut up! definition of nerd: Sean!
annoying kid (sean)------------------------------
*talking while he should be playing* *stops the band* Nerds! Shut up! and he says that pretty much everyday
but one time...
*talking* Nerds! Shut up! definition of nerd: Sean!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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me
my friend(stephanie)
The teacher that is teaching us the steps and songs for our musical goes:
so, what do you guys want to learn today? don't we need to learn the dance steps? dance steps for what? ...the musical? we're dancing? ROFL uh,... No! we just wannna dance for fun! yeah! just in case, it might come in handy in the musical, after all! haha very funny, i just forgot is all... Rofl!It was too good to be true...
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Teacher I mean, all of these things to do with politeness just shows you how much you can benefit from them in the world. (Something like that.) Do you know, I almost killed a woman the other day because she ran out in front of my car.It was just...HOW CASUAL she said it. XD
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"Question: What do you do when you handle animals in the laboratory?"
One of the answers:
"I mess with them because poking animals is totally awesome."
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Detective Bloom wrote:
My science teacher created a test.
"Question: What do you do when you handle animals in the laboratory?"
One of the answers:
"I mess with them because poking animals is totally awesome."
"Question: What do you do when you handle animals in the laboratory?"
One of the answers:
"I mess with them because poking animals is totally awesome."
That's not funny! That's horrible!
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English teacher guy in my class(We're taking a vocabulary test.)
Can we have a word bank? Please? No Larry, you're just going to have to do your best. Can you just tell me the words in it then? No, I can only give you subtle hints.(Test's over.)
Now your homework for tonight is chapters 7+8. They are very intriguing chapters. You will be intrigued by what's going on. Aha! Intriguing... the test... ... I need to get my paper! *runs over*She's the only teacher I know that would do that!
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hippietree12 wrote:
She's the only teacher I know that would do that!
Once one of my teachers kept looking over everyone's shoulders when we were taking a test.
It wouldn't have been memorable except for the fact she kept pointing out our mistakes while we were still taking the test.
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english teacher
extremely nerdy kid who answers every question------------------------------------------------
*explaining something* *answering every question she poses* *starts giving a lecture on how people shouldnt be too smug* when people get too smug, people dont like them, teahcers dont like them, and sometimes even their parents dont even like them. *Class laughes at
* oh i didnt mean you, wesley! yes you did! ... okay i did.and then a few days later...
*accidentally insults * oh i'm sorry wesley! i didnt mean to say that! oh thats okay, my parents dont love me! im used to it!
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lol boobs.
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burninator59 wrote:
:adrian: english teacher
extremely nerdy kid who answers every question
------------------------------------------------
*explaining something*
*answering every question she poses*
*starts giving a lecture on how people shouldnt be too smug* when people get too smug, people dont like them, teahcers dont like them, and sometimes even their parents dont even like them.
*Class laughes at*
oh i didnt mean you, wesley!
yes you did!
... okay i did.
and then a few days later...
*accidentally insults * oh i'm sorry wesley! i didnt mean to say that!
oh thats okay, my parents dont love me! im used to it!
extremely nerdy kid who answers every question------------------------------------------------
*explaining something* *answering every question she poses* *starts giving a lecture on how people shouldnt be too smug* when people get too smug, people dont like them, teahcers dont like them, and sometimes even their parents dont even like them. *Class laughes at
* oh i didnt mean you, wesley! yes you did! ... okay i did.and then a few days later...
*accidentally insults * oh i'm sorry wesley! i didnt mean to say that! oh thats okay, my parents dont love me! im used to it!"also you meant: Are you from Germany, sorry on the one hand I am not sure about English grammar on the other hand I am a grammar nazi" - Coffee Prosecutor
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burninator59 wrote:
*accidentally insults * oh i'm sorry wesley! i didnt mean to say that! oh thats okay, my parents dont love me! im used to it!That's actually really sad...
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the teacher me*note, i was talking in somewhat of a german accent today*
so, do you all wanna hear a joke?*everyone* yes!
oh godz.. so there are these two electrons right? they walk into a bar, one of them leaves with a drink, the other still inside... um...herr teacher? i didn't know you could tell alcohol or drug refrenced jokes in school... as long as the principal doesn't find out, we're good, any way, moving on... ... so the other finally comes out of the bar, and the one with the drink asks..."what happened in ther? you get in a fight?", the one who just came out goes.."yeah, and i think i lost some energy in there..." the one with the drink goes..."really, you sure?" guy who came out, "yeah i'm POSITIVE" what was that? a atom joke! ah, but i guess your simple minds can't take the great knowledge that is science quite yet!riiiiiiiiiiiight, well, see ya herr teacher"ah, but i guess your simple minds can't take the great knowledge that is science quite yet!"
i swear when i heard him say that, i immediatley thought that ema was going to pop out of nowwhere and agree with him...
after, we all died laughing...i guess are minds aren't that way after all!
godz...he is a crazy teacher anyway!
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Teacher: I finished this study guide late last night so dont say there's no number 3 or I will throw sharp pencils at you.
Friend: Mr. A, there's no number 3.
Teacher: *gets out a cigar box full of pencils and starts throwing them at my friend*
Class: *cracks up*
And then there was the catchphrase of last year:
Teacher: Shut up, Friend!
We heard it almost every day.
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, was high on pain meds today because he had an abscessed tooth. Ouch. Anyways, this guy is funny even when he's not high as a kite. Today, he was just gut bustingly hilarious. 
= Me ('cuz I was eating pizza the entire classtime) = Best Friend
= class : Okay. Now, class, today we shall be talking about... Um. Crap. *goes and pulls out lesson folder* *reads through it for a moment* Right! Now I remember! *does this cycle for a few minutes* : *headdesk* : *talking to each other* : Alright! Now, I might be a little... stranger than usual today. But don't worry! I'm high on pain meds because of my teeth. *insert goofy grin* : Seriously? And you drove here? : Yep! *Another goofy grin* (He didn't actually. His friend (another professor) drove him to work today. Found that out after class.) : .... 
(They don't like him that much...) : .....Oh boy...---
: *is running around classroom explaining things* : ...I know what's gonna happen... : *laughs evilly* Indeed... He does this every time, after all. : You still think it's funny? : *speed walks towards front of room* *trips and falls* : XD Perfection!---
This seriously happened today. Not word for word, but actionwise... Well, it was a funny class today. And
was cackling the entire time. XDAnd he does trip every time he goes down one of the aisles. EVERY TIME. You would think after the first few he would figure out how not to fall, but... *shrugs*
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:Now for our last lesson before your exams, we're going over surds. Now it JUST may happen to be on your mocks, seeing as it's the last lesson before hand...
:Why are we doing surds? Shouldn't we be revising? :*Facepalm*---
Chemistry:
:Make sure you don't write any [url]contradictions[/url] in your exams.---
R.S.:
:When my step-mother died, I drove down the road singing "Ding dong, the witch is dead~"-
:I may tell you not to play on your chairs, but I can because mine SPINS *spins around*. Actually, one of my classes wanted to race me around the court yard for charity, but I knew I would end up in the pond... I didn't do it...-
: Now, the student with the highest mark will get...THE FROGGY FLANNEL!!!...It was any awesome flannel, by the way.
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Actually, those quotes fit well together O.o
"...Think of the kittens!"-Pheonix
Actually, those quotes fit well together O.o
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me sister film teacher*
and go up to the office and knock on the door* (We were looking for my sister's english teacher) *knocks again and there's a veeery long pause* *Quickly opens the door* Ha! *yelps* I did that just to make you jump! You did jump right? uh..uh huh...-----
Have you seen my english teacher ? mmm I think she's having a meeting with someone down there somewhere *waves down the corridor* Will she be out soon? Hmm, yeah I think so. *pause* Or do I?! ... She'll be out soon, I wouldn't delibarately make you wait around here for an hour now would I? *evil grin* Sooo...she'll be out soon then? Yes, yes she will!
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Liquidzilla wrote:
:lana: me sister film teacher
* and go up to the office and knock on the door* (We were looking for my sister's english teacher)
*knocks again and there's a veeery long pause*
*Quickly opens the door* Ha!
*yelps*
I did that just to make you jump! You did jump right?
uh..uh huh...
-----
Have you seen my english teacher ?
mmm I think she's having a meeting with someone down there somewhere *waves down the corridor*
Will she be out soon?
Hmm, yeah I think so. *pause* Or do I?!
...
She'll be out soon, I wouldn't delibarately make you wait around here for an hour now would I? *evil grin*
Sooo...she'll be out soon then?
Yes, yes she will!
sister film teacher*
and go up to the office and knock on the door* (We were looking for my sister's english teacher) *knocks again and there's a veeery long pause* *Quickly opens the door* Ha! *yelps* I did that just to make you jump! You did jump right? uh..uh huh...-----
Have you seen my english teacher ? mmm I think she's having a meeting with someone down there somewhere *waves down the corridor* Will she be out soon? Hmm, yeah I think so. *pause* Or do I?! ... She'll be out soon, I wouldn't delibarately make you wait around here for an hour now would I? *evil grin* Sooo...she'll be out soon then? Yes, yes she will!wow, why does your teacher remind me of franzicka any way? thats funny!
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In 6th grade, my teacher got a phone call from someone on her cell phone (I think it was her daughter) and told her to code to get into the building... And I remember it. Meaning I could - not that I would - sneak into school, set a bomb, and kaboom! No more school... or something. ^^
Oh yeah, and the assistant teacher in my classroom always says 'Oh, is that me?' when I'm drawing a person. It's usually manga-style so I don't know where she gets it from, unless she jumped out of a manga book... She even thought it was her when I was drawing a guy character! (An original character)
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Random Kid: Oh, F*´ck!
Teacher: No f*cking in the classroom!
xD
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Itz s-u-p-e-r-n-a-t-u-r-a-l...really.
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Xray wrote:
This have'nt happened to me, but i heard this somewhere:
Random Kid: Oh, F*´ck!
Teacher: No f*cking in the classroom!
xD
Random Kid: Oh, F*´ck!
Teacher: No f*cking in the classroom!
xD
:D That happened in my Geography class. Why didn't I remember that before?
Re: Funny things your teacher has said?
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In this class we just play games and eat candy. The first half were a little bit of more work. I just want to kill this one dood for giving the teacher an idea. Felt like we were doing the work for him. Heck the dood didn't even pick any of the ones we did anyway(stolen one tiny idea but that it) I hate when people decide to visit teachers after you are done with them(once I'm done with them I'm through). Anyway it was a new game on making up definitions for made up words. One of them were OUL!. I was laughing(only one doing it though :P). It sounds like MC of P3 going GHOUL!
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