Klavier: … You know, I never thought I would be thinking about this for such a long time.
Kristoph: Well, that could be because you left without telling her, after the first day of being her girlfriend. She could feel horrible, blaming herself…
Klavier: Oh…
Kristoph: Or, she could be hating you, rotting her heart every day, cursing you out in her mind anywhere she goes.
Klavier: Shoot! I should’ve told her!
Kristoph: “Should’ve,” is from the past, you need to do something about it now. In the present, or future!
Klavier: But… How do I do that? It seems pretty impossible.
Kristoph: The impossible is never impossible. Pretend you tell her, under that cherry blossom tree, as if it were before you left, that you are leaving, but you’re coming back again another time. If she loves you, she’ll accept your apology. She kisses you. Romantic, huh?
Klavier: Eh… Yeah. Really romantic. Just promise me that you won’t come in and steal her again.
Kristoph: I promise, Klavier.
Klavier: When are we going to leave?
Kristoph: What?
Klavier: I said, when are we going to leave? I mean, I have to apologize to my… girlfriend. (Insert goofy smile here.)
Kristoph: You’re going to have to persuade mom, then. It’s not my fault she wanted to come back to Germany again. *sighs* I even had to switch colleges.
Klavier: And don’t blame me when she comes in, and starts to scream things at you.
Kristoph: Oh, great… You know, I read a lot of books, and that’s why I am so good at making up these things. (Oh really, Kristoph?! What happened with that scene with Ema?! Damn lying men.)
Klavier: Time to go get screamed at. Bro? Can you go and buy earplugs? I can hide them under my hair.
Kristoph: Unlike you, I have no time. I can get some for me, of course.
Klavier: … You are not coming to our wedding.
Kristoph: Oooh. Sorry. I’ll go and buy some for you.
Klavier: Thanks! You may be my Best Man. Maybe…
(A reckless screaming tantrum later. Because I’m too lazy to go and relate screaming to this, and actually write it. But, I know it has a lot of screaming, A LOT.)
Setting: A plane- Oh, I hope it doesn’t crash.
K.G. Mom: Why did I agree to this?! You can’t do this to me! You’re the small children! You do what I say! Pilot! Pilot! PILOT! Stop this plane right now! Fly it back to Germany! Do it now!!!
Klavier: Ma, there are people here.
K.G. Mom: Shut up! Do you think I care?! Do you think a bunch a people staring at me like I’m an insane idiot is gonna make me stop expressing my feelings?!
Klavier: Ma, there’s about 50 people on this plane!
Kristoph: Mother, I suggest you sit down and digest some of your anxiety pills, and if you’re feeling bad after that, maybe some depression pills. Then, you should take some of your anger control pills. (Calming, soothing voice of the Kristoph always cures any sickness.)
K.G. Mom: Okay. Okay. Okay. I-I gotta stop with this. I cannot disrupt the lives of others. I have to get over the things called NEED and WANT. They are just useless things that humans have, and when they use them, it brings them nothing but trouble. Stop yelling. Stop screaming. You need and want to do them. Overcome that.
Kristoph: Mother, do you feel the need to lie down?
K.G. Mom: No, I cannot need, I cannot want.
Kristoph: Mother, remember why we are doing this. Some lonely girl is out there, crying, pounding her head with the thoughts of Klavier.
K.G. Mom: *sigh* Always him! What about what I want?!
Klavier: Didn’t you just say…
K.G. Mom: Didn’t I say SHUT UP?!
Klavier: Umm… (Shuts up.)
(And goes on like this for the rest of the plane ride.)
Klavier: Ema. Ema. Ema. Hear me. I’m far away, and yet I still care. I still love you. I know this is just a middle school crush, but what I did was wrong. Kids really don’t have that much experience in love, right? Anyway, I know you can hear me now. I love you, Ema. I’m coming. Ema.
K.G. Mom: Shut up! I told you that so many times! Stop talking to yourself! And you call me crazy! Goodness!
Kristoph: Mother, please calm down.
(You bet Ema could hear his voice. Bet on it like popcorn loves butter.
Klavier and Ema swinging near a tree,
D-A-N-C-I-N-G,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
H-O-P-I-N-G,
D-R-E-A-M-I-N-G,
L-O-V-I-N-G,
L-I-V-I-N-G,
T-H-E-I-R,
L-I-V-E-S!) (Wait a second, did somebody use that before?)