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Whooooooooooooop!
... I... I feel foolish.-----------------------------------
Okay... not from the games (from a fan comic, I believe), but had to be quoted because... it's just funny and wrong at the same time.
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And that's all.
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My hemmorhoilds are starting to do the Harlem Shake!
I almost pissed in my hemmorhoilds!
What the heck are hemmorhoilds?
uhh...?
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Running in place... Running in place...
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Good 'til the last drop.
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"Toilet!? My Dolly doesn't poop!"3-5
what does this word say?
it says "gravely" and what about this? it says "roast".... its a pretty hard wordEDGY QUOTES!
"You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine." Whooooooooooooop! ... I... I feel foolish. : You gave this to Wright, correct?
: Yes. I was afraid that without it, he might fall into terrible darkness. : (Well, as it turned out, he took a fall into something much colder and more dangerous. I probably shouldn't say that, though. Thank God for inner monologue.)anything godot says
^^ Click The Gant!
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I don't even get a hug?
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So what? My granddaughter has a dog she calls 'Phoenix'! Does that mean you're her fiancee?
Nick... you know Santa? Wow... Nick and St. Nick. Hey! I see the connection!
Mistook...you say? 
That's right. "Mistook". Coming from the Old Norse "mistaka" meaning "to take in error". Hmm... I see it now... Zvarri! A fortune-teller...?
A wise guy, eh? I oughta beat you so hard it'll feel like yer smoochin' the express train!
R.I.P. Michael Jackson. August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009.
R.I.P. Bruce Lee. November 27, 1940 - July 20, 1973.
CARS ARE FOOD!!!
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: Umm, would you mind taking a look at this?
: I'm sorry. That data is SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected. : SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!? What? This is madness! : No, Maya, that is SPARDA.
"No. I just don't fear death."
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[to the judge] Shelly de Killer: To the gentleman that just spoke... Excuse me, but would you care to die?
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CARS ARE FOOD!!!
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I feel just like a CEO! Hey! You! Whip me up some hot tea and some scones! Ah... This is the life!
You know, the victim was sitting in that chair right before he was brutally murdered...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
"No. I just don't fear death."
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Vera's such a teddy bear
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: Death! Despair! Ohhhh!
Good 'til the last drop.
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"The CEO of Blue Screens, Inc., and Glen Elg's boss. Absolutely not a robot."
^^ Click The Gant!
...Hopefully someday... xD
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I will list more when and If I have some more free time.
Good 'til the last drop.
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so, like, a murder is like when, a person, like, kills another person right? (Thinking)oh buggers
Mister Wright, your face has "Oh Buggers" written all over it.
^^ Click The Gant!
CARS ARE FOOD!!!
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(About 
) "It's probably just the fever, but... She's so openly hostile that it's almost kinda cute."
"No. I just don't fear death."
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You like the sprit edits I made? :D
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What day is it, Apollo?
Uh...I think it's recycle your plastics day. Okay, it's a recycle your plastics day present.
Yay! Thanks Daddy! So, can I open it?
...No.
(And of course a shocked Trucy :P.)
Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.
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Words cannot describe how screwed I am...
Thanks to the combined awesomeness of Ceres and the Vickinator, I shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
...Just kidding. But check out the sig they made me!
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Godot : So..did you do it?
Ron : Yes.
Ron : I mean no! No no no no no!
Judge : Wow, for a minute I thought we set record the shortest trial ever.
<3 <3 <3
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"Is it my hair? Is it too spiky? Not spiky enough?" (2-2, when he scares Pearl) "You've caused me some unnecessary...feelings".
The Law is just a Game...
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Ha...! Nice work...That was like tossing a grenade into a 3-alarm fire! But unless you can tie all the loose ends together... ...you're nothing but a hit-and-run arsonist.
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Where there is a law, I'll enforce it!
Where there is a crime, I'll prosecute it!
Where there is a victim, I'll fight for them!
<3 <3 <3
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And why are we sitting here listening to the defense testify? (...And the world becomes just a little crueler...)
still thinking for avatar
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a foolishly fool though that can only be foolishly talked by foolishly fool who didn't realize his foolishly act as a fool address one with her full name is quite impolite, Phoenix Wright i just learn it from you! The weak are washed away by the tides of fate. The strong drink it up. It's like this coffee, so bitter yet dark, got what i said? Well Mr. Godot I think it's...forget about it, what it's about?
Wrhdicuhlous!
Seeing it as it is
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You young'uns! You waste everything! Those javaccinos cost 8 dollars! In the good old days, we would have drank every last drop, eaten the cup, and then died! (Congratulations. You have earned the title of Battiest Man To Grace A Courtroom.)No one contributin' nuthin' no more!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Ｍｙ Ｓｏｕｌ ★ Ｙｏｕｒ Ｂｅａｔｓ
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TOILET?! MY PERFECT LITTLE DOLLY DOESN'T POOP!... That just made me laugh so hard.
Oh so question.. If Dahlia doesn't poop, where does all the food go? ...
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WHATISIT?!
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2-4
Lickity split, she's gone.
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: Holy glass in a frame!and
: Dagnabit, I'm a lawyer, not a botanist!plus anything with Edgey and the psycholocks is just plain epic.
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Maybe I am TOO obsessed, but I actually understood that quote right off the bat.
My favorite Fran quote would have to be "A foolish choice by a foolish fool who wishes to feel the foolish sadness of a sad fool" as soon as she said "sad fool" I couldn't help myself from laughing!!!
Yeah, like I said, I am obsessed...............
"So when you run out of paint, you Americans use gravy as a substitute. I see."-
"Welcome back to reality! We've been waiting for you."-
Just a random passerby
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Um... I was wondering if that old lady is really a person from Earth. I mean, maybe she's really from waaaaaay out in outer space... Yeah, actually, I was thinking the same exact thing. She's too strange to be from Earth.
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Toilet!? My Dolly doesn't poop! Are...! You...! High!!! The girl! She's really high up in this picture!!!Theres more but I don't exactly remember:
Angel Starr's boyfriends
Spoony Bard Judge (and the stead one too)
What Iris said in the PW3 ending credits (I lol when she mentioned Pearl slapped Phoenix)
The 300 quote in 3-3 I think
Manipulative jerks are just better.
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... ... ... ...*sigh* And here I was, trying to be a good boy for you, dude.
Hold on a sec. I'm gonna consult myself, ok? ... ...
I think it's time for you to meet him now, Mr. Lawyer dude.
How do you do...Mister Lawyer? I'm Matt Engarde.
You really...So you were Shelly de Killer's client!?
Wh-what do you mean!?
"People are simply things to be used. Used and thrown away. Put on a sweet, innocent face, and people will swallow anything you feed them."
A Foolishly Foolish Fool
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: I have two daddies! :Focus, Justice! Time to take advantage of her! ...I mean, of her mistake!
: I must say I'm used to being inspected by the ladies...But this is the first time I've felt this way with a man.
: Well, now we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... : (Can't a foolishly foolish fool get some love...?)
[to ]: I even got to see Ms. von Karma, who I hadn't seen for almost a year. She taught me how to use a whip, and said that I must show you what I've learned... :Don't be foolish, you foolishly fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes.And all of Franziska's other foolishly foolish lines.
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:Don't be foolish, you foolishly fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes.And all of Franziska's other foolishly foolish lines.
I could not agree with you more!
Gotta love Franziska!
"So when you run out of paint, you Americans use gravy as a substitute. I see."-
"Welcome back to reality! We've been waiting for you."-
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:Don't be foolish, you foolishly fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes.
And all of Franziska's other foolishly foolish lines.
One word. Redundant xD
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: Good sir! When did you take this hidden picture of Mystic Maya?-SLAP-
: Did the judge eat smart pills or something?AND
:Want a dose of experimental hydroxyacelunodosetrase? : That shouldn't be too hard to remember, should it?Classic Ema xD
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Godot: Add milk to the black depths of coffee, and stir with a spoon. The milk is the witness's testimony.. your honor, you're the spoon.
Judge: What!? I'm a spoon? I'm no spoony bard!
Valant: Good show! I see you're a magician of sorts.
Phoenix: (And you're an idiot of sorts.)
Phoenix: ...What do you have to say to THAT?
Vasquez: I'd say the defense has completely lost his marbles...
Judge: This court orders the defense to find his marbles immediately.
Phoenix: Yeah, it was a plastic umbrella. Cheap and frail, kind of like the owner!
Godot: Ha! Trite you look like me after I mistakenly took a swig of Worcestershire sauce.
Phoenix: *presents Franziska's profile*
Regina: Cool! This lady's got a whip! She's an animal tamer, huh?
Maya: Hm...sort of.
Phoenix: (Two woman with whips... That's my cue to shut up and act like a good boy. )
Judge: No no no! Witnesses aren't permitted to eat evidence. Not that they ever would! Well, there was one case... where a young man...
Phoenix: *slams desk* W-Well... anyway!!!
Phoenix: HOLD IT! *slams desk* And what were you doing during that time...?
Vasquez: Don't hit your desk. It irritates me.
Edgeworth: *slams desk* Yeah! Mr. Wright...! ... Oops.
Vasquez: ...
Phoenix: (It may be the fever, but she's so openly hostile it's almost kinda cute.)
Franziska: *whip* No smirking!
Phoenix: No whipping the sick!
Phoenix: Did the doctor say what the cause of death was?
Valant: Yes, I believe he screamed 'Oh my god, he's been shot in the head!'
Trilo: Just because I'm a puppet doesn't mean I can't marry Regina!
Judge: Yeah... Just because I'm old doesn't mean I can't marry Regina, either!
Phoenix: (Your Honor isn't looking so honorable right now...)
Phoenix: Zoinks! It's the alien!
Phoenix: You and Mr. White are lovers, aren't you?!
Grossberg: W-w-what! My boy!
Phoenix: You sent that painting to him! As a sign! A sign of undying love!
Grossberg: M-m-my boy, please! You're letting your fancies run away with you! Where do you get these bizarre ideas?
Phoenix: I... I don't understand how you could...
Grossberg: That's because I'm not, we're not... Don't be ridiculous! ... Enough. I'll swallow my pride and tell you all.
Phoenix: (I knew it! They are lovers!)
Dahlia: My name, Dahlia Hawthorne. And my current profession? Permanently retired.
Gumshoe: Hey, you gotta learn to stop relying on people to do your thinking for you, pal. Learn to think for yourself! Get that noggin cranking!
Phoenix: (You fail to grasp the concept of "questioning", detective.)
Gumshoe: First, we got this letter. It says "shoot... in the forehead" loud and clear.
Phoenix: I can see that. But I still wouldn't do it.
Gumshoe: Well, maybe you need to grow yourself a backbone, pal.
Phoenix: (You fail to grasp the concept of "shooting people is bad", detective.)
Edgeworth: Not now, I'm looking for a woman in a bikini.
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Whooooooooooooop! ... I... I feel foolish.[/quote="SanityCrisis"]
This.
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...you win.
You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
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I'll try and post the whole scene
I went grocery shopping with Kristoph.
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- (I don't know the exact quote, but it's a typo.) "Your honor, Every year you were in a child, your report card said:"my god I died.
and
daryan: "He's straight as an arrow. 'Cept when he's depressed." (Talking about Klavier alskdjh)
Vickinator made this for me 8D
She's AMAZING.
I've gone grocery shopping with Kristoph. BE JEALOUS.
I went grocery shopping with Kristoph.
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) "It's probably just the fever, but... She's so openly hostile that it's almost kinda cute."oh my god yes I can't believe I forgot that. I EVEN SCREENSHOTTED IT AND PUT IT ON DA.
<33333 so much love for Feenziska.
Vickinator made this for me 8D
She's AMAZING.
I've gone grocery shopping with Kristoph. BE JEALOUS.
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Objection! What is it? Uh... I was hoping to come up with something while I was objecting, Your Honor... I didn't.
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