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Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:56 pm
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OK, so I recently discovered Omegle, and it's pretty cool. I was bored, and started randomly hitting people... with TEXT-BASED ADVENTURES! BTW, I took the penguin/Artic/farmer's wife stuff from another forum, but I slightly edited it.

Spoiler: Attempt Nº1: Averagely succesful
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: interest me
You: You find yourself in the lone Artic.
Stranger: wow
You: You are trapped in a dark room with the farmer's wife and 37 mandarin oranges.
You: A quiet penguin slowly approaches.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: i force the penguin to squeeze out some juice out of the oranges
You: You take some oranges and approach the penguin.
You: Unfortunately, you discover, a little too late, that penguins live in the Antartica.
You: The penguin is in fact a deadly chupacabra, which had recieved a disguise spell in 1478 by Barney the Wizard.
You: You engage combat with the penguin.
You: You suddenly find a pipe lenght
You: What do you do?
Stranger: i jumo into the pipe and gets the farmers wife to shove the pipe into the penguins ear
Stranger: jump*
You: You don't see any penguins nearby.
Stranger: what i thought was a penguin
Stranger: ..
You: You ask the farmer's wife to attack the chupacabra with the pipe/you.
Stranger: yes
You: Fortunately, the chupacabra is hit, and probably dead.
Stranger: score!
You: Unfortunately, you realise it just wanted to make a friend.
Stranger: dami
Stranger: t
You: The farmer's wife thinks of you as a monster, and leaves you, taking 36 of your 37 mandarin oranges.
You: You are left with 1 mandarin orange.
Stranger: the chupacabra revives and kills both me and the wife
Stranger: end of story
Stranger: bye
You: You want to get to a warm place.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: i disconnect :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'll post more when I get some.

Post yourself some, CR!
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:22 pm
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I discovered it some days ago, very entertaining stuff. Had lots of random chats and met one especially nice person who is now in my AIM contact list, so Omegle was worth the time. I will post some logs later.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:11 pm
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They don't :c

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OK, here's the longest one I'll probably ever experience. It was quite entertaining also.

Spoiler: Attempt Nº3
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: You find yourself in the lone Artic
Stranger: wrongface?
Stranger: in where?
You: You are trapped in a dark room with the farmer's wife, 37 mandarin oranges and a pipe lenght
You: A quiet penguin slowly approaches.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: I throw 6 oranges at the penguin then start touching the farmers wife
You: You take 6 mandarin oranges and toss them at the penguin.
Stranger: I have 31 oranges left
Stranger: where is penguin now?
You: Fortunately, the oranges had frozen, and, if you had attempted to eat them, you would have broken your jaw.
You: The penguin is left unconcious in the floor.
You: You now have 31 mandarin oranges, a pipe lenght and the farmer's wife.
You: You want to find a warm place where to warm yourself, the farmer's wife and the oranges.
You: What do you do?
You: You are cold.
Stranger: Hmm.. I take 4 oranges and throw them away in different directions to see where the walls are.
You: You take 4 oranges and throw them North, South, West and Eastwards.
Stranger: Yes.
You: The oranges fall, and roll.
You: And roll.
You: You can't see the rolling mandarin oranges anymore.
You: You now have 27 mandarin oranges, a pipe lenght and the farmer's wife.
You: Type "Check Inventory" to check your inventory anytime.
You: You are starting to freeze your ass.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: so I take all the stuff and go Westwards to find an exit.
You: You take everything and start walking Westwards.
You: You walk for ten minutes, and finally find a cave.
You: Luckily, you had followed the path the penguin had taken to where you were.
You: You enter the cave.
You: Inside the cave, you are suprised to see some fire. What do you do?
Stranger: I warm the oranges so I can eat them.
You: You hold the 27 mandarin oranges above the fire, with the help of the farmer's wife.
You: After some minutes, they are warm enough to plunge your teeth inside them.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: So I eat 3 of them and farmers wife eats two of them and our hunger is gone.
Stranger: Check inventory
You: You take 3 mandarin oranges and give 2 to the farmer's wife.
You: You check your inventory:
You: You now have 22 mandarin oranges, a pipe lenght and the farmer's wife.
You: Your sorroundings include a dark cave and a fire.
You: After eating the oranges, you and the farmer's wife feel better.
You: After a while chatting about the weather with the farmer's wife, you start to hear some noises.
You: From outside the cave, snow motorized vehicles are heard.
You: You find a hope from that situation.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: I take everything i have in inventory and together with farmer's wife we go in the direction of the vehicles.
You: You take the 22 mandarin oranges, the pipe lenght and the farmer's wife, and leave the cave, towards the vehicles.
You: When you are near enough to observe them, you realise the vehicles' riders are not human.
You: When they are nearer, you realise they are penguins.
You: When they stumple upon you, they stop, but without making a noise.
You: What do you do?
You: The silence is becoming annoyant.
Stranger: I feed two penguins with two of my oranges. Farmer's wife throws one orange away as a bait, the penguins run for the orange and we get to the vehicles.
You: You take two oranges and give one to the farmer's wife.
You: You feed your two mandarin oranges to two of the 4 penguins, and they start eating it.
You: The farmer's wife throws the orange as far as she may, and the other 2 penguins go after it.
You: You have 19 mandarin oranges, one pipe lenght and the farmer's wife.
You: The first 2 penguins finish their oranges, and you take the remaining 2 vehicles, and start them.
Stranger: I approach the vehicle, step into it, put everything in the backseat and I drive South.
You: The 4 penguins realise what you are doing, and get angry.
You: You realise penguins live in the Antartica, and not in the Artic.
Stranger: OH SH--
You: These are actually jinxed chupacabra, which had recieved a speel from Barney the Wizard in 1478.
Stranger: So they run after me?
You: They try to attack you, but you quickly run away heading South.
Stranger: yes.
You: They run after you, but the farmer's wife has an idea, and throws a mandarin orange at them, making them stop.
You: Her plan succeeds.
You: You have 18 mandarin oranges, one pipe lenght and the farmer's wife.
You: You are currently riding a snowmobile Soutwards.
You: You drive South for 2 hours, and see nothing nearby.
Stranger: I also have a snowmobile, is that in my inventory?
You: You start do desesperate.
You: What do you do?
You: Type "Suggestions" for a suggestion.
Stranger: Suggestions.
You: There are currently no suggestions available.
You: After riding South for 30 more minutes, you hear an helicopter heading your way.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: I step out of the snowmobile and try to get the pilot's attention by shouting and running around.
You: You step out of the snowmobile without stopping it's engine. The snowmobile keeps heading South, with 18 mandarin oranges, a pipe lenght and the farmer's wife.
You: You catch the pilot's attention, and he picks you up.
You: You thank the pilot and get warm inside the helicopter.
You: You notice the male pilot is looking at you in weird ways.
You: It's starting to annoy you when he asks your age.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: I tell him my age (slightly annoyed) and try to ignore the weird looks. I explain the situation and ask him for a favour to help me get my mandarin oranges and farmer's wife and pipe lenght back.
You: You respond to the pilot's question and look somewhere else.
You: You explain the situation to him and request his assistance in the quest back for the 18 mandarin oranges, the pipe lenght and the farmer's wife.
You: You engage in conversation. This gameplay system works like this:
You: You must respond to the pilot's questions.
Stranger: Okay.
You: Pilot: "Why do you need the farmer's wife? You have me here."
You: Pilot: "If you need food, I have cookies."
You: The pilot waits for your answer.
Stranger: Sir, farmer is an old friend of mine and I can't let his wife get lost somewhere in Arctic. Please, can I have some cookies?
You: Pilot: "Oh, you can have all the cookies you like..."
You: Pilot: "After you do me a favor."
You: Multiple choices:
You: A) You jump off the helicopter (usable anytime)
You: B) You ask the pilot what his favor is."
Stranger: !!! Stranger, can you give me ten minutes? I gotta go for a while but I want to continue this quest.
You: The game will resume at minutes :58
You: -Pause-
Stranger: Thanks. I'll be right back
((10 minutes later))
You: -Un-pause.
You: The pilot is anxiously waiting for your answer.
You: He's not looking forward anymore.
You: You might want to answer something quickly, before, in his desesperation, the pilot crashes the helicopter.
You: Choices
You: A) You jump off the helicopter (usable anytime)
You: B) You ask the pilot what his favor is.
You: You are 5 minutes away from the ground.
You: You are 4 minutes away from the ground.
You: You are 3 minutes away from the ground.
You: You are 2 minutes away from the ground.
You: You are 1 minute away from the ground.
You: You are 0 minutes away from the ground.
You: Your helicopter has crashed against the floor, and you and the pilot suffered an inmediate death.
You: Next to the crash site, the snowmobile lies, next to the corpse of the farmer's wife, a pipe lenght and 18 mandarin oranges.
You: -Game Over-
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:37 pm
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Just tried this... it was pretty neat!

I wonder how many tries it'll take to get someone who knows about Phoenix Wright.... :yuusaku:
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineScanlator Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:43 pm
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Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hay!
You: going to otakon?
Stranger: at the Baltimore Convention Center?
Stranger: Your damn right I am!
You: oh hey really
Stranger: Tottally
Stranger: I love it
You: cool me too
You: it's going to be my first convention
You: so i'm looking forward to it
Stranger: You're right to look forward to it
Stranger: it's great!
You: i'm planning on cosplaying
You: and it'll be my first time doing that too
Stranger: Yeah? as who?
You: fran
You: from franken fran
Stranger: Oh cool
You: if you see me say hello
Stranger: I shall! I'm planning on cosplaying too
You: who?
Stranger: Well last year I went as Sakura Chan ^________^
Stranger: but this year I want to go as Mudkip!
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:53 pm
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They don't :c

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Gozu wrote:
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hay!
You: going to otakon?
Stranger: at the Baltimore Convention Center?
Stranger: Your damn right I am!
You: oh hey really
Stranger: Tottally
Stranger: I love it
You: cool me too
You: it's going to be my first convention
You: so i'm looking forward to it
Stranger: You're right to look forward to it
Stranger: it's great!
You: i'm planning on cosplaying
You: and it'll be my first time doing that too
Stranger: Yeah? as who?
You: fran
You: from franken fran
Stranger: Oh cool
You: if you see me say hello
Stranger: I shall! I'm planning on cosplaying too
You: who?
Stranger: Well last year I went as Sakura Chan ^________^
Stranger: but this year I want to go as Mudkip!
You have disconnected.


EPIC WIN XD XD

"So, I heard you-
You have disconnected."
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineProsecutor Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:58 am
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Lol did u steal this off the "I'm bored" topic?

I had a really good one, but my clipboard overwrote it's self it went something like this:

Me: where do you work at?
stranger: i work as a cookie designer, i sit there all day thinking up ideas for cookies.
me: ok howabout a penis shaped cookie?
stranger :already tried, it failed.
me: howabout a goatse shaped cookie?
stranger: now that's an idea :hotti:
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:17 am
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They don't :c

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No, and, in fact, it was actually pretty amusing stumbling across it there.

I actually discovered it the day before reading the "I'm bored" topic, in a Megaman-fanbase forum. I actually took the text-based adventure idea from there.

In more accurate fact, I was using Omegle when I read the "I'm bored" thread.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
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Spoiler: too bad he was so boring
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there
Stranger: HI
You: Imagine you are walking in the Sahara
You: A bunch of nomads on camels approaches you
You: You're thirsty after days without water
You: And they have LOADS of it in their huge bags
Stranger: then?
You: However, you can't speak their language
You: And everyone you try to say will, in their language, insult them
You: what do you do
Stranger: ....ah...that is a problem..
You: I'd say so
Stranger: where r you from ha,
You: The Shara
You: Sahara
You: I'm the nomad
Stranger: oh...I from china....
You: I'm called Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi, pleased to meet you
You: Also you know it's pretty damn hard to find computers around here
You: My favourite camel kept trodding through the wires
You: It sucks man
Stranger: cool name ha,my name is Tao
Stranger: haha~,
You: Well that's a whole lot shorter at least
You: How's China? Still Chinese?
Stranger: you type really fast,ha
Stranger: cant quite follow you
You: that's quite alright
You: I need to walk the sanddogs anyway
You: Goodbye


Spoiler: we should marry
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:20 pm
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Spoiler: I could do this all day
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: heeey
You: apples or oranges?
Stranger: grapes
You: AWESOME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:24 pm
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They don't :c

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Eduds wrote:
Spoiler: I could do this all day
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: heeey
You: apples or oranges?
Stranger: grapes
You: AWESOME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I do practically the same thing:

Spoiler: Pet rats
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you have a pet rat?
You: Please tell me you do.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


EDIT: Recent one

Spoiler: Pet rats II
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you have a pet rat?
You: Please tell me you do.
You: I'M DYING OVER HERE
Stranger: what is a pet rat????????
You: AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
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They don't :c

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OK, double post, sorry. The "Do you have a DS?" series:

Spoiler: DyhaDS 1
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello:)
You: Do you have a DS?
Stranger: nono
You: Damn
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: DyhaDS 2
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you have a DS?
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: no
You: I love you too
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: DyhaDS 3
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you have a DS?
Stranger: hey
You: Answer
Stranger: No
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: DyhaDS 4
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you have a DS?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what?
Stranger: disease?
You: Nintendo. DS.
Stranger: dyslexia?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no who the fuck has a nintendo in the year 2009?
Stranger: i have an xbox like most normal people
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: DyhaDS 5
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you have a DS?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: nintendo?
You: Yes
Stranger: i do
Stranger: somewhere
You: Good. Play the Ace Attorney games.
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: DyhaDS 6
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: OH SOMEONE WHO STARTS THEIR SENTENCES WITH CAPS
You: Do you have a DS?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: DyhaDS 7
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you have a DS?
Stranger: DS are for gimps
You: GIMPs are painting tools, dummies
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: DyhaDS 8
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mom?
You: Do you have a DS?
You: SON!
You: FINALLY!
You: I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU ALL THIS TIME!
Stranger: yeah you gave me a ds last christmas mom ...
You: OH, MY I DON'T THINK MY HEART CAN-
Stranger: ..mom?
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: DyhaDS 9
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you have a DS?
Stranger: pardon
You: Nintendo DS
Stranger: no
You: I'm sorry to hit it to you...
You: But all not-DS users will have their brains eaten by Nintendo's new DSi promotional zombies.
You: Look behind you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: DyhaDS 10
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Do you have a Nintendo DS?
You: Oh
You: Sorry
You: My bad
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
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Spoiler: WYMM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Will you marry me?
Stranger: Yes ♥
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:08 pm
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Haha I don't usually like chatrooms but this was pretty funny. I think I'll have loadsa goes.

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heyy
You: sup?
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: u a guy?
You: nope a girl
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Spoiler: shortest ever?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:24 pm
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They don't :c

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loobywright wrote:
Spoiler: shortest ever?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: No
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This actually happened. I couldn't finish typing "Do you have a-" when the message appeared.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:31 pm
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lol boobs.

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Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: mom what are you doin here o.o
Stranger: i don't know o__o
You: SHIT YOU ARE STALKING ME
Stranger: wow :0
You: I like being persued.. somehow
Stranger: aww
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


My mom hates me! :larry:
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineProsecutor Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:46 pm
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OOh, i saw this on the bored button.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:08 pm
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They don't :c

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Spoiler: Enjoy the Silence, Part I
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Don't write
You: No
You: Don't
You: Enjoy the silence...
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Stranger: Ovbiously text doesnt make sound
You:
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Stranger: n00b
You: OH SHIT CCCCCOMBO BREAKER
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Enjoy the Silence, Part II
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Don't write
Stranger: female, 20, skandinavia. and you?
You: don't
You: NOT
You: Enjoy
You: the silence
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You: Thank you.
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Enjoy the Silence, Part III
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Don't write
Stranger: hi
You: Not
You: Don't
You: Do not
You: Stop
You: STOP IT
You: ARGH
You: I CANT WORK WITH YOU PEOPLE
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Enjoy the Silence, Part IV
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Don't write
You: Please
Stranger: sure
You: Dammit
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Enjoy the Silence, Part V
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Don't write.
You: Don't
You: Enjoy
You: The silence
You: DONT
Stranger: k, then:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


EDIT: Another idea. "Social Experiment Human-Operated Bot".

Spoiler: SEH-OB 1
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: This is a social experiment.
Stranger: yes, indeed.
You: I will ask you 5 questions, and you will answer.
You: Do you agree to my experiment?
Stranger: I'll do my best, sir
You: Response processed.
You: Preparing questionaire.
Stranger: hit me
You: BEEpPEPPPEPpPEEEEEPPPPPEEEEP BOOOOOOPPPEPPEEEEEPPPEEEEEEEPEEEEE
You: Questionaire Engage
You: Question Number Symbol One
You: Multiple choice question
You: What do you think of the social interface the Omegle server provides?
Stranger: type faster
You: A) It is good
You: B) It is average
You: C) It is not goof
You: TYPO FIX
You: C) It is not good
Stranger: A
You: You chose
You: A) It is good
You: Question Number Symbol Two
You: Have you had any not-gratificant experiences with Omegle?
You: If so, explain the circumstances.
Stranger: Yes. A lady didn't want to show me her naked breasts. apart from this, everything was exceptional.
You: Question could
You: not
You: be processed
You: Please repeat the answer
Stranger: Yes. A lady didn't want to show me her naked breasts. apart from this, everything was exceptional.
Stranger: Question could
You: Answer
You: not
You: acceptable
Stranger: Yes. A lady didn't want to show me her naked breasts. apart from this, everything was great!
You: Please, refrain from strong language
Stranger: is it better?
Stranger: naked breasts is not strong language.
You: The quetionaite is highly sensitive
You: And NOT homosexual
You: That was an answer submitted by AnonHack1337101 to the engine
You: ENGINE CRASH
You: COULD NOT FIND BINARY FILES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineProsecutor Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:58 pm
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This was interesting. I disconnected after the last line of text, btw.
Spoiler:
You: hi
Stranger: i'm insane
Stranger: please
You: really
Stranger: follow me
Stranger: asdalçskjd çsdfasd
You: to
Stranger: apdnfg;ça~s
Stranger: vxz
Stranger: zb
Stranger: cv
Stranger: dfaspodçf,a]s´çkdfãçsdkf
Stranger: ãspdfoja
Stranger: sdjfçlaskmvxckvp~çkasçdljf
You: you don't say
Stranger: asdf
Stranger: asçfvaçs,vxczvápks
Stranger: df
Stranger: a
Stranger: sdf
You: quite
Stranger: f
Stranger: asd
Stranger: asdf~´kasd~fka~sdçf
Stranger: ads
Stranger: kf
Stranger: aksdf
Stranger: kas
Stranger: dfka
Stranger: skg
Stranger: xcbçxc
You: really?
Stranger: vbçxclvb
Stranger: xzkcvb
Stranger: ka
Stranger: skdtfqak
Stranger: gkad
Stranger: bxz
Stranger: cvkb
Stranger: zkc
Stranger: vzxcv
You: how interesting.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: where are u from ?
You: algeria

The Algeria thing was a lie, I'm not stupid enough to give out personal info to a random, possibly psychopathic stranger.
OR AM I?
...
No, I probably am not.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:41 am
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Harry Miste

some sort of diabolical mastermind

Gender: Male

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Posts: 578

There's a lot of chat logs here. I've shortened them with the spoiler tag, though.

Spoiler: Performance Anxiety
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: When Mario Kart Meets The Scout
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Let's get 'em!
Stranger: yeahhh
You: Stand on the cap, the cap!
Stranger: my, they're too fast!!
You: Li'l help pushin' da cart?
Stranger: sure!
You: That freakin' Stranger's a Spy!
Stranger: I need blue shells already
You: Uhh, no.
You: Foiyah, foiyah, foiyah!
You: What the hell was that crap?
You: I got it, I got it, I got it!
You: BONK!
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: People No Longer Appreciate A Drawer Full Of Dull Knives
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE
Stranger: HEY MAY :D
You: DOES YOUR KITCHEN HAVE A DRAWER FULL OF DULL KNIVES?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: HI BILLY MAYS HERE
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION
You: THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO PRESS AND COOK DELICIOUS SLIDERS
You: THOSE RESTRAUNT MINI-BURGERS EVERYONE LOVES
You: THE UNIQUE DESIGN COOKS BOTH SIDES AT ONCE, SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO FLIP THEM
You: THE DOUBLE SLICK SURFACE IS SO SLICK, NOT EVEN BURNT ON CHEESE WILL STICK
You: YOU CAN ALSO COOK THEM ON A BIT OF ONIONS FOR THAT CLASSIC DINER TASTE
You: AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, CLEANUP'S A BREEZE
You: WE'LL ALSO INCLUDE THE SLIDER STATION RECIPE
You: LOADED WITH MY FAVOURITE RECIPES, SUCH AS THE BARBEQUE BACON CHEDDAR AND THE ORIGINAL BILLY BURGER
You: ALL FOR $19.99
You: BUT CALL NOW, AND WE
You: BUT CALL NOW, AND WE'LL SEND YOU THE QUICK-PRINT SLICER
You: A $20 VALUE, FOR FREE
You: justpayseperateshippingandhandling
You: ORDER RIGHT NOW
Stranger: Ok.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: HI IT'S VINCE WITH SHAMWOW
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, it's Vince with Shamwow!
Stranger: hi man
You: You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel!
Stranger: no
You: It's like a chamois!
Stranger: no
You: It's like a towel!
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: It's like a sponge.
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: FUI
You: A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry.
You: This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Chris Hansen Wants Pedo Bear
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: yo
You: I'm looking for somebody.
Stranger: somebody to what
You: I'm trying to catch somebody.
You: He's evaded me everytime
You: Well, IT has evaded me everytime.
Stranger: it? o.o
You: It's a massive bear.
You: Seven feet tall
You: Brown fur
Stranger: thts one hawt thorax ;D
You: Has the strangest smile.
You: *PedoBear ASCII pic*
You: It's this one.
Stranger: its cute :D
You: Oh, really?
Stranger: yes. i want it in my ass
You: Do you know that this bear stands with a $20 billion dollar bounty?
You: For repeated offenses of child molestation?
Stranger: thats kinky ;D
You: ...
You: Do you know who I am?
Stranger: a bear partroller
You: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on predators who try to meet children online.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: NO NO NOT THE SYRINGE
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: hey
You: dad?
Stranger: dad?
You: DAD STOP STALKING ME
You: I KNOW YOU DON'TTRUST ME
Stranger: fuck you
You: NO NO NOT THE SYRINGE
You: NOOO
Stranger: biaaatttcchhh
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Advertising
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ToadTastic.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: BUT I DIDN'T SEE YOU
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeeyy.
You: Oh, hi there.
You: Didn't see you.
Stranger: faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: I'm Gonna Tell You A Story, Part Un
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: I'm gonna tell you a story.
You: Get real cozy-like, 'cause this is a story you'll wanna hear.
You: It's 'bout a man named... we'll cal 'im Jimmy.
You: Stop me if ya heard it.
You: Now, this man, he had a comfortable live.
You: Riverside house, a beautiful wife, gorgeous kids, a secure job working with the government.
You: But this guy, see, his perfect job workin' as a Systems Analyst...
You: ...we-ell, let's just say it ain't the most lucrative.
You: One day, 'is friend showed 'im the place where all the money's been kept. Guy was a security guard, by the way.
You: Over $40 million in $100 buck notes, each week.
You: Naturally, 'es been skimmin' off the top to make just the right amount.
You: Just a short 'mount, not 'nuff to get anybody all riled.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: I'm Gonna Tell You A Story, Part Deux
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey]
You: Oh, hi there.
Stranger: as/
Stranger: asl?
You: ...excuse me?
Stranger: age/sex/location lol
You: I didn't invite you into my office just so we could'a traded personal information.
Stranger: lol ur office?
You: I wanted to tell ya a story. Get real cozy like, 'cause ya might wanna hear 'bout the inna workings of Maleve.
You: It's 'bout a man named Jimmy.
Stranger: go ahea
You: Stop me if ya heard it before.
You: Now, this man, he had a comfortable life.
You: Riverside house, a beautiful wife, gorgeous kids, a secure job working with the government.
You: Feel free ta comment, by the way.
You: But this guy, see, his perfect job workin' as a Systems Analyst...
Stranger: lol everyjob is for the goverment in all honesty
You: ...we-ell, let's just say it ain't the most lucrative.
You: One day, 'is friend showed 'im the place where all the money's been kept. Guy was a security guard, by the way.
You: Over $40 million in $100 buck notes, each week.
You: Naturally, 'es been skimmin' off the top.
You: Just a short 'mount, not 'nuff to get anybody all riled.
You: But then, while on a routine inspection, one of the bigwigs notices they've been losin' $100 each week.
You: We-ell, di'nt take long fo' everyone to find out.
You: So, one night, when the kids were in bed and the happy couple were on their mattress too...
You: ...hmph. Don't need to tell you what happened.
You: Can you guess?
Stranger: lol they started gettin passionate?
You: Oh, they did. But that ain't the real part of the story.
You: Hell, that'd be a footnote.
You: The price of theft in the First Malevian Bank's government deposits is a silent death.
You: No live witnesses, only the stench of death covered in red tape. As far as anyone cares, they no longer exist.
You: 'course, you'd probably be well off without this. Hell, you probably don't care.
Stranger: ok continue
You: That's pretty much it.
Stranger: wud i be here if i didn cae? lol
Stranger: care*
You: Maleve's a crazy place.
Stranger: so's my head lol but thts a whole diff story
You: Pitcairn's planning on annexing the other islands, Etzer wants a full-out war...
You: Hondell... I bet they're crackin' under the pressure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: An Ordinary Traveller, On This Damned Highway
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: 16/f/cali
You: ...excuse me?
Stranger: I am a girl from cah-lee-foh-nee-uh
Stranger: I like to surf
You: T-that's great.
Stranger: you?
You: Just an ordinary traveller, on this damned highway.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Trollositis
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are u?
You: Not so good.
You: I was just recently diagnosed with a case of "trollositis"
You: And you?
Stranger: im a bit tired
Stranger: but i is ok
Stranger: asl?
You: Honestly, I've no idea.
You: "Trollositis" screws up the memory
You: I can't remember if I'm 15 or 55
You: oh god
Stranger: well it is a shame
You: i'm suffering it again
You: you better geta-SOIHERDULIEKMUDKIPZ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: DENIED FELLATIO THROUGH THE POWAHH OF THE ARMY
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sir!
Stranger: wench!
You: Corporal Brendan Hart, reporting for duty!
Stranger: s my d corporal!
You: Sir, by order of General Vaan, I cannot fulfill any request from you!
You: I am actually here to inform you that in one week, you will be relieved of your post!
Stranger: oh, well i like my post
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Also, I am already castrated, sir!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SURPRISE
You: Sir! Corporal Brendan Hart, reporting for duty!
Stranger: Are you here to lick my asshole?
You: Sir, I am here under order of General Vaan, sir! He wants you to know that in one month, you shall be relieved of your duties, Sir!
Stranger: so I wont have to beat off anymore?
Stranger: fuckin yea brah
You: Sir, you are free to leave whenever you want, sir!
Stranger: Sir, Im going to castrate you, sir!
You: Sir, General Vaan wanted to see you, and has said to ignore any order from you, sir!
You: Sir, he has also said that if you attempt to molest me, I have authority to execute corporal punishment, sir!
You: Also, I'm already castrated, sir!
Stranger: YEA?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Go ahead, make me laugh.
This was my first attempt to do something serious.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: goood lord....
You: What?
Stranger: some ppl in here are really.....strange
You: I hear you on that one...
Stranger: what??
You: Though I contribute to those "strange" people... :P I'm mostly doing it for the lulz.
Stranger: sorry, hangover
You: Nothing perverted, just insanely hilarious.
Stranger: go on, make me laugh
You: ...
Stranger: done
Stranger: ty
Stranger: byebye
You:
You:
You:
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Trollitis 2: Electric Boogaloo
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: that seems ominous
You: Very OMNOMNOMinous.
Stranger: very trollicious
You: Very-oh god, my trollositis is acting up
Stranger: yep
You: gaah, I hate it when it-SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ?
Stranger: time to masturbate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: The Only Sane Conversation On Record
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hello.
Stranger: What's up?
You: Is it just me, or is this full of trolls?
Stranger: Yep
You: Meh.
You: Honestly, if it's a problem, then I'm contrib-oh god, my trollositis
Stranger: hahaha
You: imnotfallingforitagain
You: k, all I need are these pills-SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ?
Stranger: I LUUUUUVV THEM
You: ...damnit.
You: I wasn't expecting such a positive response.
You: Everyone else I pulled this trick with disconnected.
Stranger: It entertains those who know how to respond
You: Yeah.
Stranger: have you tried pools closed?
Stranger: make an official sound notification of how the pool is closed due to aids
You: Completely forgot about the Anti-Habbo Phrase
Stranger: and just copy/paste
You: OMEGLE'S CLOSED
Stranger: hahaha
You: I've been on this for about half an hour doing nothing but making an ass of myself.
Stranger: I've gone between this and connect two random people over google voice to make them think they called each other
You: lol
Stranger: several times to this fat ass black kid at my school and some of the more attractive girls
You: Well, I bid you adieu. Good fortune to follow you in your trolling exploits.
Stranger: you as well
You have disconnected.


tl;dr idiot troll thinking he's funny but in reality he's not

In any case, hilarity ensued. I swear, one of them has to be from Perverted-Justice. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:18 am
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They don't :c

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Ah, Harry Miste, you gave me another motive to smile! Thank you, thank you for making me laugh! Farewell!

*gets into a hole in the ground*
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:42 am
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Agent 54c

Give her the dick.

Gender: Male

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Posts: 562

Spoiler: Alright, so I decided to do this shit
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: yo
Stranger: babe
Stranger: wanna see my pic ;)
You: aye bay bay
You: no
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sound
You: sorry
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: im hot tho
Stranger: ;P
You: im not
You: XD
Stranger: (NSFW shock site) << There if you want XD
You: oh lol
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:00 am
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DeMatador

They don't :c

Gender: Male

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Posts: 3188

You may want to remove that link. Just in case, you know. Put "(bad link)" instead.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:06 am
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Harry Miste

some sort of diabolical mastermind

Gender: Male

Location: Frontier Alpha Centauri

Rank: Medium-in-training

Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:16 am

Posts: 578

Spoiler: Rudy Is A Jerk
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lol
You: LOL WUT
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl please?
You: umm
You: *flips through notes*
Stranger: lol
You: Rudy, I swear, if you come unprepared again, I will disembowel you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: lol reapers game
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii
Stranger: hello
You: how r u?
Stranger: i am amasing
You: y?
You: ?
Stranger: u are so creepy!!!!!!
You: Well, that's how we're all trained.
You: Now, as your entry fee...
You: I'll take the one thing most dear from you.
You: Here's a Player Pin.
You: Now go make a Pact before the Noise kill you.
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Church Guy :D
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi walrus :)
You: walrus?
You: Hah
You: More of an anorexic spider monkey, myself.
Stranger: oh god okay
You: So, you were attempting to intimidate me?
You: DIDN'T HELP
You: DING DONG
You: DING DONG
You: DINNER'S SERVED
You: COME AND GET IT
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Locked Out, Janitorial Closets and Trollositis
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hello from the dark
You: the dark?
You: I'm afraid I can't use anybody from "The Dark". I'm currently locked out of my house.
Stranger: night time dark
You: oh
You: In any case, I need somebody to unlock the front door.
Stranger: break in
You: I tried that.
Stranger: u need a fireman
You: But the police came and thought I was planning to steal.
You: No, I've had... bad experiences from them.
Stranger: were u?
You: No.
You: Why would I steal from my own house?
Stranger: where u
Stranger: hope not
You: ...well, in any case, I'm in a small parking lot.
You: The damn front door to my box won't open.
Stranger: u live in a box.outstanding
You: Whoa, don't take that the wrong way.
You: We call the janitorial closets "boxes".
Stranger: not. how u doing this then?
You: My mind.
Stranger: and what is aj closet
You: I can hack into any computer through the power of will alone.
You: And I'm using it to request help.
You: As for a closet, it's a small room, mostly for storage purposes.
Stranger: are,u jesus,how u todaty
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: u live in storage.let me send u money
You: You know how big the storage room is?
Stranger: im guessing little
You: It's about the size of a decent-sized apartment.
Stranger: move in!
You: what?
You: I already live there.
Stranger: oh,u locked out.sorry.
You: It just won't... let me... in... the DAMN DOOR
You: I SWEAR TO GOD
Stranger: whats happy in ur life
You: Well, I recently bought a ShamWow and a Big City Slider Station.
You: Though I was diagnosed with Trollositis-SOIHERDULIEKMUDKIPZ
Stranger: cool,wot they?
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: my mother had that,then she had me
You: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: KIBEOUTNAO
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: The Announcer Is Not Pleased
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi thur
You: Mission begins in 60 seconds...
You: Do NOT fail me this time...
Stranger: for wat = =!
You: Mission begins in 30 seconds...
Stranger: boom = =!
You: Mission begins in 10 seconds...
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: Fight to the death!
Stranger: fuck u
You: Flawless defeat...
You: Next time, try killing one of them.
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: OTTAAACOOOON
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyye
You: hi
Stranger: how are youu?
You: good n u
Stranger: im finee thanks
You: asl? dn't hafta answa
You: k then
Stranger: 17 f holland
You: o
You: 15/f/US
Stranger: o
Stranger: o
Stranger: o
Stranger: o
Stranger: cool
Stranger: wich part of the us
You: idaho
You: hello?
You: Otacon?
You: Otacon?
Stranger: otacon
You: OTTAAACOOOON!
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: ABORT THE TEST
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: i was bout to ask asl
You: but... 15/f/US
Stranger: u frist
Stranger: 25 m china
You: ABORT THE TEST RUDY
You: I mean no offense.
You: But you are not the man we seek.
Stranger: ok
You: We are seeking a man who has been killing people.
You: I apologise for any inconvenience.
You: Enjoy the stylings of Bob Crosby.
You: THE ROADS ARE THE DUSTIEST
You: THE WINDS ARE THE DUSTIEST
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Not That One
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: im kinda shy
You: never done this b4
Stranger: pardom
You: ?
Stranger: n
Stranger: what?
You: iv neva used omegle b4
Stranger: chinese?
You: no
Stranger: then from where
You: us
You: a
Stranger: 现身吧
You: umm
You: sry
You: cant rd it
You: Goddamnit, he's not the one either! Rudy, we've got a schedule, and YOU can't fulfill it! Arrgh...
Stranger: really/
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineProsecutor Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:38 pm
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Rank: Prosecutor

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Posts: 718

I gave it a shot. Not as funny as the others here.

Spoiler: You again?
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: you again?
You: osnap
Stranger: i was just talking to you
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Play a game
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: wanna play a game? i just made it up
Stranger: yeah!
You: You have been selected to play a few games.
You: Lose, and you will be subject to immediate de-resolution.
You: Rule No. 1: Never open your eyes.
You: The game will start in 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: -GAME START-
Stranger: I can't understand
You: -OVERTIME-
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: GAME START
Stranger: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Under the sea
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW??
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Where are you from?
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: where r u from?
You: From Russia with Love
You: x
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Question on my homework
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: how old?
Stranger: sex?
You: deres a question on my homework im stuck on, wil u help?
Stranger: i will try
You: fanx! il write it down ere
You: You have been selected to play a few games.
You: Lose, and you will be subject to immediate de-resolution.
You: Rule No. 1: Never open your eyes.
You: The game will start in 3
You: 2
Stranger: rule no2
You: 1
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Password Confirmed
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: PASSWORD CONFIRMED
You: Good evening, Agent Atmuss.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: A little stressed out (contains swearing)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: Hey.
You: I'm a little stressed out right now.
You: So don't mind me if I get a little cross.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: waht are yew stressed out on ?
You: I'm stuck in a traffic jam right now.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: which city is this ?
You: It's been six hours.
You: I'm getting a little hungry.
You: It's not in a city, its on a motorway, dummy.
Stranger: dummy
You: Sorry, I won't swear again.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: which culture thinks dummy is swearing
Stranger: fuck
You: Oh no you didn't.
Stranger: i di
Stranger: d
You: What do you think I should do?
Stranger: skrew yew
Stranger: i dont kare
You: I tried calling my wife, but she's three cars ahead!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler: Do a nice thing today,
Give your computer some love. <3
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineProsecutor Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:48 pm
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Gender: Male

Rank: Prosecutor

Joined: Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:52 am

Posts: 603

Harry Miste wrote:
Spoiler: I'm Gonna Tell You A Story, Part Deux
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey]
You: Oh, hi there.
Stranger: as/
Stranger: asl?
You: ...excuse me?
Stranger: age/sex/location lol
You: I didn't invite you into my office just so we could'a traded personal information.
Stranger: lol ur office?
You: I wanted to tell ya a story. Get real cozy like, 'cause ya might wanna hear 'bout the inna workings of Maleve.
You: It's 'bout a man named Jimmy.
Stranger: go ahea
You: Stop me if ya heard it before.
You: Now, this man, he had a comfortable life.
You: Riverside house, a beautiful wife, gorgeous kids, a secure job working with the government.
You: Feel free ta comment, by the way.
You: But this guy, see, his perfect job workin' as a Systems Analyst...
Stranger: lol everyjob is for the goverment in all honesty
You: ...we-ell, let's just say it ain't the most lucrative.
You: One day, 'is friend showed 'im the place where all the money's been kept. Guy was a security guard, by the way.
You: Over $40 million in $100 buck notes, each week.
You: Naturally, 'es been skimmin' off the top.
You: Just a short 'mount, not 'nuff to get anybody all riled.
You: But then, while on a routine inspection, one of the bigwigs notices they've been losin' $100 each week.
You: We-ell, di'nt take long fo' everyone to find out.
You: So, one night, when the kids were in bed and the happy couple were on their mattress too...
You: ...hmph. Don't need to tell you what happened.
You: Can you guess?
Stranger: lol they started gettin passionate?
You: Oh, they did. But that ain't the real part of the story.
You: Hell, that'd be a footnote.
You: The price of theft in the First Malevian Bank's government deposits is a silent death.
You: No live witnesses, only the stench of death covered in red tape. As far as anyone cares, they no longer exist.
You: 'course, you'd probably be well off without this. Hell, you probably don't care.
Stranger: ok continue
You: That's pretty much it.
Stranger: wud i be here if i didn cae? lol
Stranger: care*
You: Maleve's a crazy place.
Stranger: so's my head lol but thts a whole diff story
You: Pitcairn's planning on annexing the other islands, Etzer wants a full-out war...
You: Hondell... I bet they're crackin' under the pressure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had a conversation with the same person, it ended horribly. What does asl mean anyway?
Spoiler: my super boring conversation with a random stranger
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oh no
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: hiiii
Stranger: no?
Stranger: why
You: 42.
You: this program is srsly flawed.
You: how is this supposed to prove that the martians will actually take over venus in 2034 anyway?
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: another boring convo
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: OH F ITS EDGEWORTH
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: lies all lies
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: How r u?
Stranger: From?
You: Horrible. Turkey.
You: My appendix inflation surgery is today.
Stranger: this morning, I met a friend from your captital
You: did you
You: OH NO THE FUHRER IS UPON ME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: web torture test drive
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~
You: YOU GET THE LIMO OUT FRONT
HOTTEST STYLES EVERY SHOE EVERY COLOR
YEA WHEN YOUR FAMOUS IT CAN BE KINDA FUN IT'S REALLY YOU BUT NO ONE EVER DISCOVERS
IN SOME WAYS YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS BUT ON STAGE YOU'RE A STAAAR!
YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS CHLLIN' OUT, TAKE IT SLOW THEN YOU ROCK OUT THE SHOW YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND YOU KNOW THAT IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!
Stranger: .....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: web torture 2.0
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: THE LAST TIME I FREEKED OWT I JUST KEPT LOOKIN' DOWN I ST-ST-STUTTERED WHEN YOU ASKED ME WHAT I'M THINKIN' 'BOUT FELT LIKE I COULDN'T BREATHE, YOU ASKED WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME MY BEST FREIND LESLIE SAID, "OH SHE'S JUST BEING MILEEE"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: okay, now it's srsly getting old
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ANY WAY YOU WANT IT THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT ANY WAY YOU WANT IT OH WORKING HARD TO GET MY FILL, EVERYBODY WANTS A THRILL PAYING ANYTHING TO ROLL THE DICE, JUST 1 MORE TIME WITH A TASTE OF POISON PARADISE I'M ADDICTED TO YOU DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE TOXIC? PUT ON YOUR PRETTY LIES, YOU'RE IN THE CITY OF WONDER AIN'T GON PLAY NICE WATCH OUT YOU MIGHT JUST GO UNDER BETTER THINK TWICE, YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT WILL BE ALTERED SO IF YOU MUST FALTER BE WISE- and disconnect. now.
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: fangirl bitchiness
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMFG TWILIGHT YAY
You have disconnected.
PEARL DIES TONIGHT
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:49 pm
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ASL means age/sex/location
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:57 pm
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~Vervollkommnung~

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Some people feel that they can say/"do" anything over the internet and not get caught.
Which...........now that I think about it........... is mostly true. :yuusaku:

Although, most people try to have a semi-decent conversation. I really respect them because, IMO, they aren't trying to annoy/offend someone via the internet.

Just keep in mind that you never know who you're talking to..........

(OMG, I sound like my parents :yogi: )
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:35 am
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My daddy told me never to talk to strangers
If you come across an older post of mine, sowwy
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:22 am
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Harry Miste

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Holy Hell wrote:
My daddy told me never to talk to strangers


he lied
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:34 am
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but but daddy doesn't lie he's a good daddy
If you come across an older post of mine, sowwy
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:37 pm
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They don't :c

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Holy Hell wrote:
but but daddy doesn't lie he's a good daddy


That's what he wants you to think.

Now click.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:33 pm
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Spoiler: short 'n' sweet
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do u know what astro supremes is?
You: i dont
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineDecisive Witness Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:45 pm
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Location: England

Rank: Decisive Witness

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Yes, I know I have no sense of humour, but I thought I'd give it a go anyway.

Spoiler: Yes, I'm mature...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: where r u?
You: Here.
Stranger: here is where?
You: Ah, wouldn't you like to know...
Stranger: yes!
You: Ah, well that'd be telling.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Memes are worth over-using...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: I love tan shiny pantyhose!!
You: That's nice.
You: But...
Stranger: i also have a high heel fetish!
You: I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Hurrah for paedos...
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey There! ASL? Male/23/Brazil
You: 15 male UK
Stranger: good
Stranger: r u gay?
You: Only on Mondays.
Stranger: hm,good
Stranger: how big is ur dick?
You: I don't have one.
Stranger: u have facebook?
You: Yes, I keep it locked in a little cupboard in the corner.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Is it really that bad?
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: from?
You: UK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Maturity Part 2
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i have a really large cock
You: I have a really large pheasant.
Stranger: good for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Say No to strangers
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am a horny woman
Stranger: cud u help me?
You: I doubt it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: I wonder what he wanted...
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: sambal
Stranger: are u a girl ?
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineSuspect Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:21 am
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Wulfy424

Gender: Male

Location: Following Kay

Rank: Suspect

Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:31 am

Posts: 28

i got:

Spoiler: omegle:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello.
Stranger: hello~
You: wanna play a game?
Stranger: which game?
You: you are in the middle of the ocean. you see land. what do you do?
You: a game like that.
Stranger: ok,i'd like to.
You: ok.
You: so...
You: you are in the middle of the ocean. you see land. what do you do?
You: ?
Stranger: ........try to land.
You: ok. you see a fin swimming around...
Stranger: i have a question
You: yes?
Stranger: is there a boat?
You: umm... do you want one?
Stranger: of course...
Stranger: i can't swim...
You: ok. your in a boat... but it has no motor. only paddles and rope and a knife. WDYD
You: (pretend you can swim)
Stranger: is this a test?
You: no.
You: i just wanna play....
Stranger: ok,
You: ive gone to everyone to ask if they wanna play but noooooo....
You: they dont
Stranger: why?
You: ok... so.
You: WDYD
You: ?

You:
Stranger: so,i think i will try to land use the boat
You: ok.
Stranger: but i don't think i can succed...
You: you get to the land,
You: but!

You: you have no food!
Stranger: oh,my god.
You: Type "check" to check your inventory.
You: at anytime
Stranger: ?
You: you see coconuts...
You: on a tree...
You: HIGH up.
Stranger: .......
Stranger: it doesn't matter
You: oh no...
Stranger: i am a good clibmer
You: oh... ok!
You: you climb the tree?
Stranger: i wanna to
You: do you? you might have something....
Stranger: ?
You: in your inventory.
You: type "check" to see your inventory.
Stranger: ok
You: WDYD?

You: (WDYD = what do you do?
You: WDYD?
Stranger: you should tell me ...
Stranger: in my inventory...
Stranger: is there anything?
You: remember... type check!
You: you have:
You: a knife.
You: a rope.
You: a bucket.
You: that is all.
Stranger: my god
You: there is sand on the shore.
You: maybe the rope can reach....
You: WDYD?
Stranger: you mean trying to lie the tree down?
You: or reach the coconuts.
Stranger: i don't think the rope can reach the coconuts.
You: remember. you can try stuff from: eating rope, to scooping sand, just use your imagination as if you were stuck on a island.
You: WDYD?
You: if you need a new clue, type "clue"
Stranger: clue?
You: yes. ok then....
You: you see a bottle in the ocean
You: WDYD... it washed up on shore
Stranger: ok,i will get the bottle
You: ok.
You: Bottle added in inventory.
You: WDYD? there is some sticks...
You: maybe... a fire?
Stranger: fire?
You: do you make one?
Stranger: yes,maybe iam cold.
You: ok so you make one...
You: now you need water.
You: you remember:
Stranger: but i am still hungry.
Stranger: and i need water,i know.
You: you know that salt water boiled
You: is ok to drink
You: WDYD?
Stranger: really?
You: i think... :?
You: :)
Stranger: i didn't know boiled water is ok to drink...
You: it might be.
Stranger: umm.ok.
You: you try it?
Stranger: so it is easy to boil the water with fire and bottle.
You: it might not work... then you would be screwed
You: GOOD!

You: you r getting it!
You: you get how to play?
Stranger: i think yes.
You: ok... no more clues... unless you need one.
You: ok so do you boil?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but i think the coconuts will be more delicious...
You: you boil the water with the bottle. do you drink it?
Stranger: i really don't wanna to
You: ok you dont.
Stranger: i am not sure if it is ok to drink
You: ok then. what do you do next/
You: ?
Stranger: try to get the coconuts
You: with what? (remember to say CHECK if you need to check)
Stranger: check
You: you have:
You: a knife.
You: a full bottle of hot water.
You: rope.
You: and a bucket.
You: WDYD?
Stranger: ok, i have an idea
You: tell me.
Stranger: tie the bottle to the rope
You: then?
Stranger: and throw the bottle as high as possible
Stranger: maybe it can reach the coconuts
You: do you do that?
Stranger: yes
You: ok. you tie the bottle to the rope.
You: then trow it up.
You: IT HIT!
You: one coconut falls.
You: POOMF
You: WDYD?
Stranger: POOMF?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: the sound.
Stranger: ok
You: or THUD!
You: but it fell on sand
Stranger: will it break?
You: no. it is soft sand.
Stranger: good
You: WDYD?
Stranger: i have never seen coconut.is is hard?
You: it is hard.
Stranger: can a knife cut it?
You: hmmm... you can try.
Stranger: so hard?
Stranger: please give me a very sharp knife...
You: you can try cutting it.
Stranger: i think i get it done.
You: WDYD?
Stranger: maybe the knife is fo sharp . and the coconut is cooperative...
You: well... the knife seems sharp to you...
You: the coconut seems soft enough
You: i think you can do it.
You: WDYD
Stranger: dig a hole
You: why?
Stranger: dig a hole on the coconut
You: oh.
Stranger: and it is time for lunch...
You: on the top, left, bottom, or right?
Stranger: on the top?
You: ok.
Stranger: i really don't know...
You: lukily, you picked the right one.
Stranger: i 've never seen it
You: if you did it on the bottom, the milk would fall out.
Stranger: oh...
You: so do you drink the milk?
Stranger: can i?
You: yes.
Stranger: ok.
You: but!!!!

Stranger: ???
You: the milk seems slightly gray... what do you do? do you A drink. B check it. or C: either one
Stranger: A
You: you dink it and...
You: OUCH!
You: wait...
You: not ouch...
You: you say... WTH!
Stranger: ......
You: a map!
You: it falls out.
You: WDYD?
Stranger: er???
You: a map falls out of the coconut.... somehow...
You: just go along. :)
Stranger: you mean there may be some treasures?
You: maybe...
You: WDYD?
You: do you: A
You: check it.
Stranger: i am intereted in treasures then maybe
You: B: grab it
Stranger: i am not
You: or C: dont do anything.
Stranger: C
Stranger: i think then i might be very tied.
You: you are.
Stranger: the best thing for me is a drink and food
You: you must.... fall.... asleep......
Stranger: so maybe the first thing i have to do is
Stranger: to get full
Stranger: and then have a good rest
You: you are very tired... but you must get full..
You: then you remember: FISH!
Stranger: i really don't think there is too much treasures in the earth
You: rope!+STICK+BAIT= FISH=DINNER!
Stranger: yes!
You: what do you do?
Stranger: it is a good idea!
Stranger: eh...
You: do you remeber whats in the inventory?
Stranger: yes,i think so
You: would you like to check?
Stranger: check
You: you have:
You: a bucket.
You: some rope atached to a bottle.
You: a coconut.
You: a knife
You: Thats all/
Stranger: i see
You: so...
You: W
You: D
You: Y
You: D?
Stranger: i think fish is not interested in coconut
You: true...
Stranger: so maybe i shouldn't try to catch fish using a bait
You: what else can you use?...
You: FLIP FLOP! FLIP FLOP!
You: you hear that sould
Stranger: so maybe i can find a long and think stick
You: *sound
You: its coming from the shore?
You: WDYD?
Stranger: maybe a fish come to me...
You: Maybe... WDYD?
Stranger: i think i can get it with the knife
You: do you go to shore?
Stranger: yes
You: its.... a fish.... but its too small to eat..
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineDecisive Witness Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:36 pm
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i think someone asked me to tell them a s.x story once. anyway. this one wasn't by me.
Spoiler:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is this the real life?
Stranger: or is this fantasy
You: is this just fantasy
You: ?
Stranger: caught in a landslide
You: no escape from reality
Stranger: open your eyes
You: look up to the skies
You: and SEEEEEEEE
Stranger: im just a poor boy
You: I need no sympathy
Stranger: when its easy come easy go
You: little high, little low
Stranger: anyway the wind blows
You: doesn’t really matter to me
Stranger: TOOo MEEEE
You: mama! just killed a man
Stranger: Put a gun against his head,
You: pulled my trigger, now he’s dead
Stranger: Mama,life had just begun,
You: But now Ive gone and thrown it all awaaaaay
Stranger: Mama ooo0000000oooooooo,
You: Didnt mean to make you cry
Stranger: If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
You: carry ooooon! carry oooon!
Stranger: as if nothing really matters
You: too late!
Stranger: my time has come
You: sends shivers down my spine
Stranger: Bodys aching all the time,
You: goodbye, everybody
Stranger: Ive got to go
You: gotta leave you all behind and face the truuuuuth
Stranger: Mama ooo0000oooooo
You: I don’t want to die
Stranger: I sometimes wish Id never been born at all-
You: *badass guitar solo*
Stranger: I see a little silhouetto of a man
You: Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango
Stranger: Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
You: Galileo, galileo
Stranger: Galileo galileo
You: Galileo figaro
Stranger: magnificoooooooooooooooooo000000000ooooooooohhhhhh
You: But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Stranger: Hes just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
You: Easy come easy go, will you let me go
Stranger: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go!!
You: Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Stranger: Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
You: Will not let you go-let me go
Stranger: Will not let you go let me go
You: No, no, no, NO, NO, NO!!!
Stranger: Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia
You: let me go
Stranger: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me
You: for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *yet anothet*
Stranger: *another
You: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!
Stranger: So you think you can love me and leave me to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: Oh baby! cant do this to me baby!
Stranger: Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
You: *badass guitar solo*
Stranger: Nothing really matters
You: Anyone can see
Stranger: Nothing really matters
You: nothing really matters to me
Stranger: Any way the wind blows….
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineSuspect Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:38 pm
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I have quite a few, but I'll only post some.
Spoiler: Doublies.
Stranger: hihi
You: Yoyo.
You: Do you speak in doubles?
Stranger: sometimes
You: Sounds like fun.
You: I might do that sometime.
Stranger: yupyup
You: :D
Stranger: have fun!
You: I certainly will.
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Oh no!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My name is Anise.
Stranger: Rock
You: I'm trapped in a basement.
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Virginians like to party.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey!
You: How're you?
You: I'm good.
Stranger: bored
Stranger: u?
You: I just had a soda.
Stranger: was it good
You: And I like Dr. Pepper.
You: But I don't know why he's a doctor.
Stranger: yeah that shit is rad. i only know one place that sells it here
You: Maybe he has a PHD in FLAVO!
You: *R
You: Aw...
You: THat's sucks.
Stranger: do you know why he comes in a bottle
Stranger: coz his wife is dead
You: o snap
You: :D
Stranger: where u from
You: Virginia.
You: You?
Stranger: australia
You: Oh, cool.
You: So are the seasons all opposite and stuff from mine?
Stranger: it is winter here...
You: Spring here.
You: So not too far off.
You: :D
Stranger: wait no. autumn. its just fekken cold today
You: Well, I'm gonna' go.
Stranger: what do you do in virginia
You: I have some workin' stuff to do.
Stranger: haVCE FUN
You: And we like to party.


Spoiler: Uh... This person was... rude.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Who are you really?
Stranger: are you the little girl I raped?
You: >8C
You: Yes
Stranger: finger fucked
You: Mhmm
You: AND I'M OUT FOR REVENGE.
Stranger: in the ass then the pussy to cause a bladder infection
You: *casts a fire ball*
Stranger: NERD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: D;
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: D;
Stranger: sup
You: My mommy and daddy are fighting.
You: Oh my god.
You: I think he just stabbed her.
You: I'll brb
You: OMG HE DID
You: OH NO-
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Monkies.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 'sup?
Stranger: fine
You: THat's good.
Stranger: ya..
You: Dave....
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Arkansas.
You: You?
Stranger: congo
You: Wow, cool!
You: I like that place.
Stranger: no
You: I own a house there.
Stranger: i will speak congo language now
You: Okay.
Stranger: asn crtnbu oui?
You: Mhmm.
Stranger: haaggtrmjk ?
Stranger: aiaiaaiai
You: Ew, no.
Stranger: br?
You: Ohhhhhhh.
You: I see.
Stranger: cilkgnskfoe!
Stranger: dlgmdlgke!
Stranger: mmkdm! ugsh!
You: How dare you!
Stranger: fkdnkdn!
Stranger: fnknhuaaaçe!
Stranger: aiaiaiaiaiaia
You: Ugh.
You: How immature.
Stranger: fuaf...
You: That's right.
Stranger: 8=========================================0
You: But as long as you learned your lesoon.
Stranger: thats a monkey
You: Mhmm.
Stranger: 8==================================0
You: I see...
Stranger: me too
Stranger: ok
Stranger: susufhsgnusd
You: Why is there a tunnel connecting the zero and the wight?
Stranger: gjseia
You: *eight
You: Hm....
Stranger: why?
You: I'd have to agree.
You: Yeah.
You: Stranger: 8==================================0
You: Are they like igloo buddies or something?
Stranger: i said it
Stranger: thats a monkey
Stranger: 8 eyes
Stranger: ======================== nose
Stranger: 0 mouth
Stranger: got it?
You: Ohhhhhhhhh.
You: It's cute. It looks like a baboon.
You: :D
Stranger: cum
Stranger: its a baboon
You: But I don't want to leave...
You: I just bought thos house and got everything moved in.
You: *this
Stranger: 8======================================0 D:
Stranger: i know
You: OH NO!
You: MR. FACE! RUN AWAY! THE BABOON'LL EAT YA'!
Stranger: OH YEAH?
You: Kool-Aid?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: HEY YOU
Stranger: STOP
You: Yessum?
Stranger: DONT STOLE MY BIKE
You: Wut?
You: Oh.
You: SOrry about that.
You: I had to move a heavy box.
You: So... yeah.
Stranger: ;P
Stranger: SEE YA
You: Buh-bye!
Stranger: im gonna shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Rude... again.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heeee!
You: HAAAAAA!
Stranger: x
Stranger: D
Stranger: = xD
Stranger: Are you Male or Female?;p
You: c
You: x
You: *w
You: =cW?
Stranger: ?;p
You: What a unibrow you have there.
Stranger: STFU MOTHERFUCKER I SHOT YO!!!
Stranger: MOTHERFICKER
Stranger: TUPAC 4 LIFEE MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: EAST SIDEEEE
You: Did you know that this is a monkey?
You: 8============0
You: It's pretty cute.


Spoiler: The link, pt. 1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: Yo, homie.
Stranger: http://iw.consist.com.ar/argentina/meet ... d=31789754.
You: wut?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: The link, pt. 2.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you know what this is?
Stranger: hi asl?
You: http://iw.consist.com.ar/argentina/meet ... d=31789754
You: Someone ent it to me.
You: 45/Male/Under your bed
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: The link, pt. 3. (The Reveal)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: shija
You: Do you know what this is?
You: http://iw.consist.com.ar/argentina/meet ... d=31789754
Stranger: it's called a virus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Another Monkey.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hiya!
Stranger: 8=====================================================================================================D
You: Hey it's a monkey!
You: I wonder what's wrong with his head...
You: Did it get put through a taffy puller?
Stranger: duck roll
You: Those are good. The chinese restaurant had them.
You: Have you had a barrel roll?
You: WHat you do it you have a barrel and press Z or R twice.
You: *s
You: I learned it from grampa Peppy.
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU


Spoiler: Really cool and stuff.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ..................................... ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
.................................................. ..................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-,
.................................................. .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: :::::::::::::|',
.................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':}
.................................................. .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--never Gonna
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----give You Up!
.................................................. ............................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
.................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
.................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__
.................................................. .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-,__
.................................................. /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;. . .''|::::::::|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-,
................................................,' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;. . .:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;|
.............................................,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',: : __|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;|
...........................................,-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;; ;;;; . . |:::|. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/
........................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;. .|:::|. . . |;;;;;;;;|/
......................................../;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,';;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;; ;;;|. .:/. . . .|;;;;;;;;|
......................................./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'',: |;|. . . . ;;;;;;;|
....................................,~'';;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.|;|. . . . .|;;;;;;;|
................................,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;| |:|. . . . |;;;;;;;|
...............................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;/;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;| |:|. . . .'|;;',;;;;;|
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........................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'...|;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;| |:|._,-';;;;;;;;;|;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;'''-,_
You: NEVER GONNA' LET YOU DOWN!
You: O WAIT
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: He name.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: my name a borat
You: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.
You: THAT MOVIE WAS KINDA STUPID.
You: :D
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: Whales
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I own whales?
You: How about you?
Stranger: I'm taking off my clothes.
You: With whales?
You: !!!!!!
You: ARE YOU A WHALE?
Stranger: Yes ma'am.
You: (If so can I own you?)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Wales.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: I own Wales.
You: How about you?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: I own you
You: No, sir, I have the deed to Wales.
You: I'm afraid I own you.
Stranger: I own you babe
You: I GOT you babe.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: How old are you
You: 65
Stranger: :O i'm 70.
You: *breaks your legs*
You have disconnected.


Spoiler: *Wails*
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I own-
You: *wails*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: Manny.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: manny
Your conversational partner has disconnected
:U
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineSuspect Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:38 pm
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Posts: 38

Spoiler: left4dead
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey what's up?
Stranger: nm jc hbu
You: nothing
Stranger: asl
You: Ever played Left 4 Dead?
Stranger: nope
You: It's awesome.
Stranger: good 2 know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler: the color game takes a turn for the worse
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: blue
You: red
Stranger: orange
You: purple
Stranger: green
You: gold
Stranger: yellow, closer to gold
You: black
Stranger: or white
You: or neon pinl
You: *pink
Stranger: no... more like grey
Stranger: neon grey.. is there such a thing
You: how about a nice shade of tan?
You: or neon tan?
Stranger: or blood
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:40 pm
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undeadrhapsody wrote:
Spoiler: left4dead
Stranger: nm jc hbu
You: nothing
Stranger: asl


...What?
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Re: Omegle - Talk to Strangers!Topic%20Title
OfflineModerators Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:53 pm
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They don't :c

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DramaticaXIV2 wrote:
undeadrhapsody wrote:
Spoiler: left4dead
Stranger: nm jc hbu
You: nothing
Stranger: asl


...What?


nm jc hbu = Not much, just chillin', how 'bout you?
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