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Voice-acting help. Updated (18th August)Email:
mailto:asada@hotmail.co.uk or
mailto:darzie_p@hotmail.comI'll be updating more soon and they may not be ordered this way in the complete version.
You people can choose to say any of these lines.
Each character doesn't need to have the same voice actor at all.
Your names will of course be in the credits.
Also, please send in you work
ASAP or your reservation might be deleted.

Thanks again.
√ = Complete; have been sent to me; part done.
# = In progress; in the middle of making this part.
Intro Part: Godot: *angry* I have had it with these mother****ing Phoenix Wrong flashes on this mother****ing site! - [Aramek] √
Judge: *confused/Bill Cosby* Another Phoenix Wrong flash? The flash with the Phoenix and the Wrong and the thing where Mr. Wright comes out of the thing, and he makes an 'Objection!'. - [TomaMoto] √
Phoenix: *annoyed* The haters will definitely have a field-day with this. - [fapman] √
Engarde: *calm* Welcome to 'Phoenix Wrong: Next Generation'. It's pretty obvious to know what makes this so different to any other 'Phoenix Wrong' flash you've ever seen before. Sadly, there may still be jerks that may hate the whole theme. So if you don't like Phoenix Wrong...*angry* DO...NOT...WATCH...IT...and then spend an hour moaning about on how "unoriginal" the whole thing is.
Engarde: *calm* Well........Enjoy!
- [D-Mac] √ - [sonicmega] √
Penut Butty Jelly Time: √ Phoenix: *angry* You don't mess with that, bitch! - [Moose] √
Gant Makes Milkshakes?: √ Edgeworth: *annoyed* Oh, you've got to be kidding me. - [Skype] √
Phoenix: *happy* Aw, what the hell....I want some of your milkshake. - [Moose] √
Judge: *angry/desperate* Oh, hell no! I'm getting mine first! - [fapman] √
That's Our LARRY Part A: √ Larry: *annoyed/happy* Working here at McDonalds would have been great...if it wasn't for those goddamn customers. - [Aramek] √
Manfred: *evil/normal* Get back to work! - [Moose] √
Cheesy Narrator: *happy/laughs first* That's our Larry! - [edwyn] √
That's Our LARRY Part B: Manfred: *angry at the Cheesy Narrator* Who are you? What are you looking at? If you're not here to buy my crap, get lost, asshole! - [Moose] √
Cheesy Narrator: *scared* Oh-oh shit! *scream of agony* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! - [edwyn] √
Sexual Harrasment: √ Manella: *normal/confused* How did I end up here? - [ D-Mac] √
Phoenix: *normal* Sal Manella, April May has decided to press sexual harassment charges against you. - [TomaMoto] √
Manella: *normal/confused* April...May...Is she the one I video taped taking a dump? - [ D-Mac] √
Ally McBeal has nothing on Mia Fey: √ Mia: *angry* Leave me the f**k alone! - [Tammy] √
Let’s get ready to rumble!: √Edgeworth: *happy/smug* This ‘so-called’ murderer wasn’t even at the scene of the crime. - [Chinese Infantry] √
Akuma (Street Fighter): *scary* What are you talking about? I found Ryu to be very easy to kill. – [fapman] √
Akuma: *scary* And for the motive, I wanted to prove him that I have no equal! – [fapman] √
Edgeworth: *angry* You a piece of shit! - [Darzie P] √
Phoenix Wrongest Part A: √ Phoenix:*normal*…therefore Larry Butz wasn’t at the crime scene when the Cindy Stone got raped! – [bobcat] √
Godot: *thinking* What’s your point, Maya Wright? – [ShockDingo] √
Phoenix: *angry* Ah! What did you just call me? – [bobcat] √
Edgeworth: *smug* Only one person with a short, girlish figure was present at the scene of the crime. – [fapman] √
Phoenix: *flirting in Maya’s dress* I'm a pretty girl, I'm a pretty girl…I'm a pretty girl!! - [Bobcat] √
Edgeworth: *shock* Oh God! My eyes!!!....*thinking* Godot may have a point. – [fapman] √
Phoenix Wrongest Part B: Franziska: *flirt* You're such a slutty slut. Only a slutty slut would do something so sluttasticly sluttish....slut. – [Jyuni] √
Phoenix: *annoyed* O.K. I'm taking off the costume now... - [Moose] √
Emo von Karma: √ Manfred: *angry* You...you son of a bitch! - [fapman] √
Manfred: *angry/crazy* My perfect record.........it...its ruined!!!! - [fapman] √
STFU!: √Phoenix: *fast* Edgeworth, Edgeworth, Edgeworth, Edgeworth…*fast/angry* Miles, Miles, Miles, Miles…*fast/smug* Edgey, Edgey, Edgey, Edgey…*fast/think* Worthy, Worthy, Worthy, Worthy…*fast/tired* Mitsurugi, Mitsurugi, Mitsurugi, Mitsurugi… *angry* Edgeworth! – [Bobcat] √
Edgeworth: *annoyed* For Christ’s sake, Wright…*angry* What!? – [Bobcat] √
Phoenix: *happy* Hi! – [Bobcat] √
Phoenix: *disturbingly cute* I love you *giggles* - [sonicmega] √
Edgeworth: *angry* Damn you… – [Bobcat] √
Chuck von Norris?: √
Manfred: *Smug/Chuck Norris* Manfred von Karma can object faster than a speeding train, and his objections can be heard on the dark side of the moon! – [mike2115] √
Gregory Edgeworth: *confused* What’s your point, Mr. von Karma? – [fapman] √
Manfred: *Smug/Chuck Norris* Manfred von Karma’s kickass tazering alone can provide enough electricity for a world for a whole year and puts the laughter in manslaughter. – [mike2115] √
Gregory Edgeworth: *angry* Fine, I’ll let you win this case if you shut the **** right now! – [fapman] √
Manfred: *happy* Manfred von Karma plays Strip-Poker with Satan each Sunday - and usually wins. That bitch still owes me money! – [mike2115] √
Super Payne Bros.: Payne: *shocked* Holy crap! That mushroom must be an enemy! Run you fat bastard! Run! - [fapman] √
Unnamed Part 1:Maya: *happy* Nick, can I h...... - [Jyuni] √
Phoenix: *angry/crazy* .....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - [Moose] √
Phoenix: *angry/crazy* No more hamburgers, Maya! You’re starting to get overweight and we’re almost out of money! - [Moose] √
Maya: *offended/angry* Oh yeah? Well, we wouldn't be out of money if
someone didn't waste all of it on
hair gel!!!! - [Jyuni] √
Phoenix : *annoyed* Argh... touché. - [Moose] √
Godot: *happy/laughing* Pawned by a girl. How pathetic. - [Darzie P] √
Unnamed Part 2: Phoenix: *normal/happy* So how did the therapy go? - [fapman] √
Edgeworth: *happy* Well, I've noticed that it takes 46 muscles to frown........but only 4 to flip the bird. - [Skype] √
Unnamed Part 3: Phoenix: *normal* No really......I'm Harvey Birdman. - [Moose] √
Franziska: *annoyed* You're not fooling anyone. - [Jyuni] √
Unnamed Part 4: Lana: *calm* If you'll excuse me, I'll be leaving. Bye. - [ Rina-chan] √
Lana: *happy/crazy* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! - [ Rina-chan] √
Godot: *calm/confused* Am I seeing things? Guess I'm not drinking enough coffee. - [edwyn] √
Unnamed Part 5: Phoenix: *shock* OH SNAP!!!! I do not hear such a truth...!? – [Bobcat] √
Grossberg: *normal/calm* If you get this joke.......*crazy* You're a pervert! - [fapman] √
Unnamed Part 6: Sahwit: *angry* This is absurd! The law is complete and utter bull****! - [edwyn] √
Judge: *normal* Well lets just say that the law is like a sausage. It's better not to see how it was made. - [edwyn] √
Phoenix: *annoyed* What the **** are you..... - [Shadic the Hedgehog] √
Manfred: *crazy* You've said too muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!!! - [fapman] √
Unnamed Part 7: Phoenix: *calm* Well Ini Miney, tell us more about your self. . - [Chinese Infantry] √
Ini: *happy* I have this…like…a gift. – [Android 21 3-7] √
Phoenix: *thinking* A ‘gift’ you say? What is this gift of yours? - [Chinese Infantry] √
Franziska: *smug* How fooling pathetic… – [yappari] √
Phoenix: *angry* Shut up! - [Chinese Infantry] √
Franziska: *angry* Fool you, fool-hole! – [yappari] √
Phoenix: *confused* Uh….where were we? - [Chinese Infantry] √
Ini: *calm/slow* You are under my control…. – [Android 21 3-7] √
Judge: *calm/slow* What would you like, master? – [fapman] √
Ini: *calm/slow* Chocolate………..*crazy/happy* PUDDING! – [Android 21 3-7] √
Unnamed Part 8 A: April May: *flirt* Hey, Mr. Prose-cutie! You think little me could do some of those bad things? *giggle* Well, I AM a naughty, naughty girl! – [ZeeChan] √
Edgeworth: Prosecution.... insists... on a recess! – [ShockDingo] √
Judge: W-Why?! – [fapman] √
Edgeworth: Edgey needs his alone time! – [ShockDingo] √
Unnamed Part 8 B: Oldbag: *creepy/dreamy*: Edgy, do you want to know how I look naked? – [Bobcat] √
Edgeworth: *scared/angry* HELL NO! – [fapman] √
Phoenix: *smug* Your honor, Edgey here needs his alone………if you catch my drift. – [bobcat] √
Edgeworth: *angry* Shut the **** up! – [fapman] √
Unnamed Part 9: [Garyuu sings
Outhere Brothers - I Wanna **** You In The Ass]
Garyuu: *smug* I want to have some butt-secks with the defense! – [Bobcat] √
Odoroki: *confused/happy* Did……..did you just say buttsecks? - [Darzie P] √
Unnamed Part 10: Phoenix: *worried* Crap, I need help…..goddamn, where are you Mia? – [RonStarwind] √
Gazoo: *calm* Think harder, dumb-dumb. – [fapman] √
Phoenix: *annoyed* You’re not Mia, aren’t you? – [RonStarwind] √
Gazoo: *angry* Well, who are you? The Queen of England?!....*calm* dumb-dumb. . – [fapman] √
Unnamed Part 11: Judge: *annoyed* Honestly Mr Wright. The prosecution is out of witnesses, they've called
everyone. Have
you any witnesses? – [yoichi] √
Phoenix: *thinking* Yes, Your Honor. Ummm....damn! Where is he? He was just here.. – [ShockDingo] √.
Judge: *confused* Mr Wright, for wasting the court’s time...I'm-a bust a penalty in yo ass. – [yoichi] √
Edgeworth: *shock* When did you became so gangster, Your Honor? – [mike2115] √
Judge: *confused* Fo' shizzle my nizzle? – [yoichi] √
Edgeworth: *annoyed* I said when did you became… – [mike2115] √
Judge: *confused* Ban nizzle, shazzly vallizle, sexy grizzle, donkey kizzle… – [yoichi] √
Edgeworth: *annoyed* That’s it, I’m leaving. – [mike2115] √
Unnamed Part 12: Gumshoe: *normal* Well, we're still searching the crime scene, but we did find this. – [mike2115] √ - [Moose] √
Phoenix: *confused/shock* Where the hell did that come from?! – [Ron Starwind] √
Unnamed Part 13: Maya: *sad* Nick, I'm afraid we're going to lose this case...aw man, I think I'm gonna cry…….*very sad* Nick, pleas e comfort me before I cry. - [tozoku] √
Phoenix: *normal* Maya, please, I'm trying to concentrate on winning this case. – [Chinese Infantry] √
Maya: *angry* I sad comfort me, you insensitive prick, not piss me off! - [tozoku] √
Unnamed Part 14: Phoenix: *normal* What happened? – [Ron Starwind] √
Maya: *normal* Somebody set us up the evidence. – [Rina-chan] √
Edgeworth: *normal* We get testimony. – [Tomamoto] √
Phoenix: *shock* What!! – [Ron Starwind] √
Edgeworth: *normal* Witness stand turn on! – [Tomamoto] √
Phoenix: *angry* It’s you!! – [Ron Starwind] √
Godot: *normal* How are you gentleman!!?... All your case are belong to us… You are on the way to a guilty. – [yoichi] √
Phoenix: *annoyed* What you say!? – [Ron Starwind] √
Godot: *happy* You have no chance to acquit, make your plea… Ha..ha..ha..ha. . – [yoichi] √
Edgeworth: *annoyed* Wright! – [Tomamoto] √
Phoenix: *thinking* Take off every objection! – [Ron Starwind]
Phoenix: *happy* You know what you doing. – [Ron Starwind] √
Phoenix: *normal* Move objection!!... For great justice! – [Ron Starwind] √
Engarde: *annoyed/angry*: Didn’t I just tell you guys about being original!? – [shock_dingo] √
Engarde: *sad*: Oh great… Now you went and make me cry… – [shock_dingo] √
Unnamed Part 15: Richard Wellington: *normal* To be honest, I don’t think I can see so well without my glasses. – [Tomamoto] √
Judge: *normal* Will this be a problem for you, Mr Wellington? – [Moose] √
Richard Wellington: *confused* Uhh… This is worse than I though. – [Tomamoto] √
Payne: *normal* Can you please just tell us what you have witnessed. – [Tomamoto] √
Richard Wellington: *crazy* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! – [Tomamoto] √
Phoenix: *thinking* Damn, I can’t find anything odd about that testimony… – [Moose] √
Unnamed Part 16: Edgeworth: *happy* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.... – [fapman] √
Godot: *happy* There they are, standing in the road... – [shock_dingo] √
Manfred: *happy* Big ones, small ones…– [fapman] √
Edgeworth: *angry* Who are you calling small?! – [fapman] √
Gant: *happy* Some are as big as your heeeaaaaad!! – [fapman] √
Mia: *normal* You called? – [Rina-chan] √ - [Android 21 3/7] √
Unnamed Part 17: Borat: *normal* Jagshemash! My name is Borat and right now, we see spiky-haired liar and frilly prosecutor having something which we call ‘Homosexual sexy-time’. Chenquieh. – [Chinese Infantry] √. – [bobcat] √
Edgeworth: *normal* So, have you found a contradiction in this testimony? – [fapman] √
Borat: *happy* Yes, I have... – [Chinese Infantry] √
Edgeworth: *angry* ...Get on with it! – [fapman] √
Borat: *happy* NOT! – [Chinese Infantry] √
Unnamed Part 18: Phoenix: *happy* Hey Edgeworth, guess what. - [RonStarwind]
Edgeworth: *normal* What, Wright? – [shock_dingo] √ – [mike2115]
Phoenix: *normal* I have...
Three tootsie pops! - [RonStarwind]
Edgeworth: *shock/desperate* Can... Can I have one? – [shock_dingo] √ – [mike2115]
Phoenix: *happy* Uhmmm.... No... - [RonStarwind]
Edgeworth: *annoyed/angry* You… Meanie... – [shock_dingo] √ – [mike2115]
Unnamed Part 19: Godot: *happy* Bitch! Get me my coffee! – [fapman] √
Godot: *shock/angry* God damn-it! My visor!! – [fapman] √
Godot: *scared/ desperate* No! Don't look at me! You can’t see my face! – [fapman] √
Edgeworth: *happy/fairly-fast* Quick Lotta! Take as many damn pictures as you can!! – [Sonictails1]
Unnamed Part 20: Edgeworth: *annoyed* Wright, this is all baseless conjecture! – [shock_dingo] √
Phoenix: *happy* You just said the secret word! – [Chinese Infantry] √
Edgeworth: *confused* What the…– [shock_dingo] √
Phoenix: *happy* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! – [Chinese Infantry] √
Judge: *happy* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! – [fapman] √
Moe: *happy* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! – [fapman] √ – [Sonictails1] √
Ema: *happy* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! – [LySs] √
Unnamed Part 21: Gregory Edgeworth: *angry* Your Honor, Prosecutor von Karma is falsifying evidence! – [Chaz Fox]
Manfred: *childish* Am not. – [Moose] √
Gregory Edgeworth: *annoyed* I just saw you throw the evidence list into the trash can! – [Chaz Fox]
Manfred: *childish* No I didn't. – [Moose] √
Gregory Edgeworth: *angry* Yes you did! – [Chaz Fox]
Manfred: *angry/childish* No I didn't! – [Moose] √
Gregory Edgeworth: *angry* Your Honor! – [Chaz Fox]
Jude: *annoyed* Break it up both of you before I penalize you both! – [fapman] √
Gregory Edgeworth: *shock* Huh?! – [Chaz Fox]
Manfred: *annoyed/childish* ...The defense started it... – [Moose] √
Unnamed Part 22: Maya: *happy* Will you go out with me!? - [LySs] √
Edgeworth: *annoyed* No! - [DarzieP] √
Edgeworth: *angry* Nooo!! - [DarzieP] √
Mia: *flirt* Will you go out with me? - [Rina-chan] √
Edgeworth: *normal/confused* …I'll think about it. - [DarzieP]
Unnamed Part 23: Pearl: *normal* Mr. E-ji-werth? - [Android 21 3/7] √ - [Rina-chan] √
Edgeworth: *normal* Pearl, what are you doing in the prosecution lobby? – [Jintor] √
Pearl: *cute* Do you think you just could just let Mr. Nick win the case just this once? - [Android 21 3/7] √ - [Rina-chan] √
Edgeworth: *desperate* Must say no. Must say no! – [Jintor] √
Judge: *normal* Court is now in session. Are the prosecution and defense ready? – [fapman] √
Phoenix: *nervous* Yes, Your Honor...
Edgeworth: *normal* The prosecution rests... – [Jintor]
Phoenix: *shock/confused* Eh?!
Judge: *shock/confused* What?! – [fapman] √
Pearl: *normal/cute * Isn't it wonderful, Mr. Nick? - [Android 21 3/7] √ - [Rina-chan] √
Unnamed Part 24: Judge: *normal* We have gathered her today for the trial of Mr Sahwit and his mole. Is the defense ready? – [Sonictails1]
Phoenix: *normal* The defense is ready your honor. – [mike2115] √
Edgeworth: *normal* The prosecution is ready your honor. – [sonicmega] √
Edgeworth: *normal* The prosecution would like to call it’s first witness. Your name and occupation please. – [sonicmega] √
Sahwit: *normal* Frank Sahwit, sir. I’m a salesman. – [fapman] √
Judge: *normal* I see. You may give your testimony now. – [Sonictails1]
Sahwit: *annoyed* You know, I’ve had this mole since the day I was born. It has nothing to do with the murder! – [fapman] √
Phoenix: *objection/angry* That is not really a mole! It’s a zit! – [mike2115] √
Phoenix: *happy/smug* Please take that mask off, Sal Manella. – [mike2115] √
Sal Manalla: *normal/annoyed* How did you know!? – [fapman] √
Unnamed Part 25: Judge: *normal* Is the defense ready? – [Wizard Anon]
Phoenix: *amnesia/confused* ... Uh... My head… – [mike2115] √
Judge: *normal* Well, Mr Wright? – [Wizard Anon]
Phoenix: *shock/confused* Where am I? – [mike2115] √
Franziska: *normal* This is a court-room, he's the Judge and you’re the defense. – [Jyuni] √
Phoenix: *normal/confused* So that makes you the prostitution…? – [mike2115] √
Franziska: *normal/flirt* …Only if you pay, Mr Wright. – [Jyuni] √
Unnamed Part 26: Judge: *nomal* The court is now in session for the trial of Mr Cody Hackins. – [fapman] √
Godot: *nomal/happy* The prosecution is ready, Your honor. That’s my rule. – [Chinese Infantry] √
Phoenix: *annoyed* Why did he just add that line there? – [RonStarwind]
Judge: *nomal* Is there something wrong, Mr Wright? – [fapman] √
Godot: *nomal/smug* Mr Wrong seems to realise that his client is guilty, your honor. That’s my rule. – [Chinese Infantry] √
Phoenix: *confused/annoyed* Um... Uh… The defense is… Um… ready, your… um… honor…– [RonStarwind]
Phoenix: *normal* But before we hear some random witness’ testimony, I’d like to ask some questions. – [RonStarwind]
Judge: *normal* I’ll grant you permission for your questions but believe me… They better be important. – [fapman] √
Godot: *normal* That’s my rule. – [Chinese Infantry] √
Phoenix: *normal* Mr Godot, is this your rule: *reading* “Godot is going to lose the trial!”? – [RonStarwind]
Godot: *normal/happy* That’s my rule. – [Chinese Infantry] √
Phoenix: *happy/smug* The defense rests. – [RonStarwind]
Godot: *annoyed* Rats! Now I know I’m going to have to change my catchphrase! – [Chinese Infantry] √
Unnamed Part 27: Phoenix: *annoyed* Maya, are you trying to trick me into doing something? – [fapman] √
Maya: *normal* ...Noooooo, I'm not tricking you- - [Rina-chan] √ - [LySs] √
Odoroki: *mimic the object right* Objection!! – [T3h_Waffleman] √
Odoroki: *objection/shout* That's a damned lie, and I just so happen to have proof that says you are lying! – [T3h_Waffleman] √
Phoenix: *annoyed/normal* Thank you, Captain Obvious. I wonder what he'll disprove next. – [fapman] √
Odoroki: *smug* Well, Wright, what do you think? Am I ready to take over your job, yet- – [T3h_Waffleman] √
Phoenix: *angry/shout* Get the hell out of my office now!! – [fapman] √
Odoroki: *scared* Eep! – [T3h_Waffleman] √
Phoenix: *angry/shout* And don’t come back until I quit this godforsaken job!! – [fapman] √
Unnamed Part 28: Phoenix: *happy/normal* And that's how I became a hobo! – [RonStarwind]
Odoroki: *angry/annoyed* What? That was just a bunch of poorly made, unfunny skits about nothing! - [T3h_Waffleman] √ - [Housuke Odoroki] √
Phoenix: *normal/confused* I'm...staying silent about that... – [RonStarwind]
Odoroki: *confused* But- - [T3h_Waffleman] √ - [Housuke Odoroki] √
Phoenix: *angry* Silent! – [RonStarwind]
Unnamed Part 29: Pearl: *normal* Mr. Nick, I'm bored! – [LySs] √ – [Android 21 3/7] √
Phoenix: *annoyed* I'm busy. Go write to Santa or whatever 8-year-olds do nowadays.
Pearl: *happy/normal* Dear Santa, Please send me a baby brother. Signed, Pearly
A few days later... – [LySs] √ – [Android 21 3/7] √
Pearl: *happy* Mr. Nick, Santa wrote me back! – [LySs] √ – [Android 21 3/7] √
Phoenix: *happy* What does it say?
Pearl: *normal* He said… "Send me your mother."… What does that mean? – [LySs] √ – [Android 21 3/7] √
Unnamed Part 30: Phoenix: *worried* Godot’s putting up a real good fight…What are we going to do?[fapman]√ [shockdingo]√
Maya: *normal* I'll call my sis! – [Android 21 3/7] √ – [Rina-chan] √
Godot: *smug* Look at them sweat it out over there. They have no chance… Maybe I should do my "Ha-ha! I Win" dance in the defense lobby after- – [Jintor]
Mia: *normal* Godot again, huh? – [Android 21 3/7] √
Phoenix: *normal/thinking* Yeah. I don't get what this guy's problem is! It's like he has a personal grudge against me or something! [fapman]√
Phoenix: *shock* Is he alright!? [shockdingo]√
Mia: *normal* I'm sure he's fine... – [Android 21 3/7] √
Judge: *normal* Since the prosecution is out of commission. I declare the defendant "Not Guilty!" – [fapman] √
Godot: *angry* Fuck you, Wright! – [Jintor]
Phoenix: *shock* Come on, Maya! Time to go! - [fapman]√ - [shockdingo]√
Maya: *annoyed* Aww! But I wanted to do my "In your face, Godot!" dance! – [Android 21 3/7] √ – [Rina-chan] √
Unnamed Part 31: Edgeworth: *normal* Good morning, viewers. It's 12 AM, and we have exciting news on the trial against Mike Meekins in the murder case of Lana Skye. - [shockdingo] √
Edgeworth: *normal* Mike Meekins has been found 'Not Guilty', after Lana Skye herself ran into the courtroom shouting "I'm not dead! I'm not dead, you morons." [shockdingo] √
Edgeworth: *normal* We have a reporter on the stage, live, from the courthouse.
Random reporter: *normal* Mr. Payne, What has happened in this trial? – [sonicmega]
Payne: We're currently in the middle of investigating what happened, but I can say that we are currently suspecting that the Autopsy report has been faked. – [Jintor]
Edgeworth: *normal* It was not possible to get a comment from the defense attorney, Mr. Phoenix Wright, but he was quoted to have said "Thank god nobody died this time, I'm sick of all these murders." - [shockdingo] √
Unnamed Part 32: Manfred: *smug* Let me start this case by saying... – [fapman] √
Phoenix: *angry* Hey! Don't you know who I am? – [sonicmega]
Manfred: *confused* Um... You're... – [fapman] √
Phoenix: *angry* I’m Phoenix
Wrong! Bitch! – [sonicmega]
Manfred: *sad/angry* I'm going to lose this case!! – [fapman] √
Phoenix: *normal* I rest my case… – [sonicmega]
Judge: *shock* …Wow!...
Unnamed Part 33: #
Jake Marshall: *happy* Oh my god! Hawtness, shwing! - [fapman] √
Jake Marshall: *happy* That’s hot! - [fapman] √
Godot: Yeah, I know! - [Aramek] √
April: *angry* What the fuck!? She has like… No titties whatsoever! - [Doylie-Mo] √
Ini: *angry* Like… Shut the fuck up, you whore! - [LySs] √
April: *angry* Like… Fuck you sister. - [Doylie-Mo] √
Ini: *angry* I'm gonna, like… Fuck you up! - [LySs] √
Jake Marshall: *confused* Um… That's hot…? - [fapman] √
Godot: *annoyed* No it's not, dumbass… - [Aramek] √
Unnamed Part 34: Judge: *normal* Well, Mr Wright, let me test you. How was the victim killed? - [fapman] √
Phoenix: *smug/happy* Easy! He was drowned! - [shockdingo] √
Maya: *shock* No, Nick! - [Rina-chan] √
Phoenix: *confused* Then...He was thrown off a skyscraper? - [shockdingo] √
Judge: *shock* What!? - [fapman] √
Phoenix: *confused/happy* He was poisoned with mushrooms! Or died in a car accident! - [shockdingo] √
Ini: *normal* Like… What an idiot!- [LySs] √
Phoenix: *annoyed/worried* Killed with a poisonous tribal dart! Run over by a high-speed train! Jumped off an airplane by mistake! Struck by a falling piano! - [shockdingo] √
Gumshoe: *angry* Come on, pal! He was stabbed with a knife! - [fapman] √
Phoenix: *very angry* Bullshit!!! I’m Phoenix Wright and I’m never wrong!! - [shockdingo] √
Unnamed Part 35: Godot: *happy* Hey everyone! I have an announcement to make! - [Aramek] √
Phoenix: *normal* What!? - [bobcat] √
Judge: *normal* What!? - [fapman] √
Maya: *normal* What!? - [Rina-chan] √
Gumshoe: *normal* What!? - [ICPO]
Unnamed Part 36:Odoroki: *sad* My finger is so small. - [Housuke Odoroki] √
Phoenix: *normal/happy* That's not the only thing of yours that's small. - [DarzieP]
Odoroki: *confused* What do you mean...? - [Housuke Odoroki] √
Franziska: *normal/happy* Oh, he's just talking about... You know. - [Jyuni]
Odoroki: *annoyed* About what!? - [Housuke Odoroki] √
Phoenix: *normal/serious* It's about your small- - [DarzieP]
Unnamed Part 37:Phoenix: *suggestively* So, Fransizka... How about after this court case, you and me go out for a... latte? - [fapman] √
Franziska: *smug* I'll go out with you when Germany isn't awesome anymore. - [Jyuni] √
Deep Voice: REJECTION! - [Chinese Infantry] √
Unnamed Part 38:Gant: *happy* Hey Wrighto, been swimming lately? - [fapman] √
Phoenix: *confused* Uh... no. - [ShardSpider] √
Gant: *happy* Hey Worthy, want to go swimming? - [fapman] √
Edgeworth: *annoyed* Get away from me.- [ShardSpider] √
Gant: *happy* Hey Jake, want to have buttse- I mean go swimming? - [fapman] √
Jake: *annoyed* ...They shoot you for that in Texas. - [ShardSpider] √
DeKiller: *crazy* Yeah, like BOOM! Headshot! - [MyFaceMakesToast]
Unnamed Part 39:Phoenix: *normal* Ms. Andrews! You're a lesbian aren't you!? - [ChosenDude] √
Adrian: *annoyed* What!? No I'm not!
Phoenix: *sumg* O really? Then how do you explain this?? *holds up a pair of panties* - [ChosenDude] √
Phoenix: *normal* Yes. These are the same exact panties that Franziska was wearing the other day, yet they happened to be found at your house. - [ChosenDude] √
Adrian: *normal* ...How do you know they're hers?
Phoenix: *blush* Oh... Well... Haha.... - [ChosenDude] √
Adrian: *sad/angry* Franny!? How could you!? I thought we had something special!
Franziska: *annoyed* What!? No! Adrian, come back! I didn't- Wright, me and you never had sex and you know that!
Phoenix: *confused* Heh. You know I made all that shit up from the top of my- - [ChosenDude] √
Franziska: *angry* Oh shut up you foolish son-of-a fool!!
Unnamed Part 40:Phoenix : *normal* What happened Godot, ran out of witnesses? - [shockdingo] √
Godot : *drunk* No, hic, I've got, hic, witnesses, hic, right here, hic! - [fapman] √
Phoenix : *annoyed* Oh great, you're drunk. - [shockdingo] √
Godot : *drunk* I swear to drunk I'm not God. - [fapman] √
Phoenix : *confused* What? - [shockdingo] √
Godot : *drunk* I'm... I'm not as drunk as you think I am! - - [fapman] √
Phoenix : *angry* Are you ser-- [shockdingo] √
Godot : *drunk* Then I swear to drunk I'm not Godot! - [fapman] √
Unnamed Part 41:Phoenix: *fast/desperate* Edgeworth, I just want to take the time to say that you're the nicest prosecutor I know!- [bobcat] √
Edgeworth: *normal* Err... Thank you, Wright, but why this sudden outburst?- [bobcat] √
Phoenix: *desperate* Well...So can you go back to being my main rival from now on?- [bobcat] √
Edgeworth: *normal* No. - [bobcat] √
Payne: *desperate* Hey... What about me? - [fapman] √
Random voice: *angry* You suck! - [fapman] √
Unnamed Part 42:Godot: *confused* The coffee!? - [T3h_Waffleman] √
Phoenix: *normal* That's right, the coffee is gone. - [bobcat] √
Godot: *confused* But why is the coffee gone? - [T3h_Waffleman] √
Phoenix: *annoyed* What's with the Jack Sparrow impression?- [bobcat] √
Maya: *tired/exhausted* Pearly and I dragged him to see Pirates of the Caribbean together, but why is the coffee gone? - [LySs] √ - [Rina-chan] √
Phoenix: *annoyed* He drank it all...- [bobcat] √
Unnamed Part 43:April: *sad/crying* Boys are big mean stupid doo-doo heads! WHAAAAAAH! *sniffles* - [LySs] √
Judge: *shock* Is the witness actually crying? - [shockdingo] √
Edgeworth: *normal* Wright, I do believe that you're the cause of this outburst. - [shockdingo] √
Phoenix: *shock* Whaaat!? I never did anything! - [Boredman] √
Edgeworth: *normal* Must I remind you about that compliment you gave to her "assets". - [shockdingo] √
Phoenix: *normal* ...Fuck. - [Boredman] √
Unnamed Part 44:Meekins: *desperate* Sir! Sir! I have to say something very important, sir! - [fapman] √
Edgeworth: *annoyed* But we're in the middle of a trial here! Can't it wait!?
Meekins: *desperate* No, sir! But it's very important, sir! - [fapman] √
Edgeworth: *annoyed* ...Well?! What is it then?!
Meekins: *desperate/fast* Sir! I need to go pissy! Permission to use the bathroom, sir! - [fapman]√
Meekins: ...*calm/confused* Actually, I don't need to go anymore… Sir. - [fapman] √
Unnamed Part 45:Gumshoe: *annoyed* So you want answers? - [fapman] √
Phoenix: *objection/angry* I want the fruit!
Gumshoe: *angry* You can’t handle the fruit! - [fapman] √
Unnamed Part 46:Angel: *happy* And if my testimony wasn't fit for your taste, do try my Trilobyte Lunch!
Phoenix: *confused* Trilobyte...? A giant... petrified.... insect... on rice? - [bobcat] √
Angel: *annoyed* Why, yes! You have a problem with that? *normal* You obviously havn't tried my Rotten Fruit And Random Stuff I Found Lying On The Floor Discount Daily Choice Lunch Meal! - [LySs] √
Phoenix: *sick* I thought you said that was an Israeli Salad I ate last week!- [bobcat] √
Unnamed Part 47:Phoenix: *normal* It's actually not a statue... it's a clock. A friend of mine made this. It says the time when you tilt its neck. - [bobcat] √
Phoenix: *normal* Let's try sounding the clock - right here! In court!
Phoenix: *normal* I want everyone in the courtroom to listen carefully.- [bobcat] √
Larry: *manical laughter* - [bobcat] √
Phoenix: *angry* Damn... you... LAAAARRYYYYYY!!!! - [bobcat] √
Unnamed Part 48Phoenix: *calm* Mmmm... Uhmmmmmm!... Oooooooh!... Aaaaah...
Phoenix: *calm* mmm- *angry/shock* What the fuck!? You're not a hot chick!
Grossberg: *annoyed* But I just want to aide you in the case! - [bobcat] √
Phoenix: *angry* No way, now get back when you grow boobs!
Grossberg: *annoyed* But! - [bobcat] √
Phoenix: *angry/childish* Not moooobs!
Unnamed Part 49Edgeworth: *normal* Here's a question. Are the creators of this movie high?
Phoenix: *annoyed* Hell no! Why would you think such a thing? - [Gigafreak] √ - [bobcat] √
Edgeworth: *serious* Think about it, Wright.
Phoenix: *proud* Yes! I'm... pretty sure that they are! - [Gigafreak] √ - [bobcat] √
Unnamed Part 50Mia: *seriously* Phoenix! You need to start taking your job more seriously!
Phoenix: *confused* Huh? Mia? What are you talking about?
Mia: *sigh/serious* How can I explain it...? The courtroom is... like the Internet.
Phoenix: *confused* ...Full of porn in unexpected places?
Mia: *annoyed* ...No, I mean it's serious business.
Payne: *smug* No, it's like the internet in a way that it-it's a series of tubes!
Mia: *annoyed* ...No, just no.
Unnamed Part 51Edgeworth: *calm* The murder weapon was this poisoned pack of peppered peanuts. *gradually getting faster* These peanuts were peppered with poison and then packed. But if these peanuts were not packed with peppered poison then the person would not have perished. Then again, these peanuts probably pissed off... - [Chinese Infantry] √
Edgeworth: *talking twice as fast* Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked!!! - [Chinese Infantry] √
Judge: Uh...could you repeat that again, please? - [bobcat] √
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