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That's true. They do kinda have their own little reality going on there. :yogi:

I can't wait to see what happens next!!!!
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(sorry for double post :payne: )

Any progress???? :yogi:

I really don't mean to rush you, but I can't stand the suspense!!!!!
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I'm sorry. I haven't been on the computer AT ALL for a REALLY long time, and I'll have to get off soon. I'll try to post the next part tomorrow. Sorry for the delay.
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:kyouya: :phoenix: :edgy: OMG YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pearl: :minuki: :will:
I looked at when you were on last and it was like 2 or 3 months ago. I thought something happened!!!!
Anyways, glad you're back. You must have been busy IRL.
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GDM wrote:
:kyouya: :phoenix: :edgy: OMG YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pearl: :minuki: :will:
I looked at when you were on last and it was like 2 or 3 months ago. I thought something happened!!!!
Anyways, glad you're back. You must have been busy IRL.
*gives hug*
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That pretty much crystalizes my thoughts exactly. Glad to see you're back.
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Thanks, you guys. Whoo.

I don't have enough time to post the next part yet, but I'll be darned if I make you guys wait all this time for nothing!

Here's a short about a pairing that never quite made sense to me.

Spoiler: Phoenix/Edgeworth. Gasp!
"Objection!" Phoenix shouted forcefully.
"What is it this time, Wright?" Edgeworth asked calmly.
"I love you, Miles Edgeworth!" Phoenix shouted.
"What?!" was Edgeworth's shocked response as he made his silly face and flinched.
"Can't you tell from my hair that I'm gay?"
"Wait, Wright. This is absolutely ridiculous, and you're making a fool out of yourself..." Edgeworth began. "Not to mention... I love you, too."
"R-Really?!" Phoenix asked hopefully.
"Yes, Wright. My suit is magenta. How much more homosexual could I get?" Edgeworth asked.
Hot pink would have been less subtle...Phoenix thought as he and Edgeworth started making out.
"Order! Order!" The judge shouted. "There will be no physical contact of any kind in this courtroom!"
"Sorry, Your Honor," Phoenix and Edgeworth said in unison.
"So, where were we?" Phoenix asked. The judge sighed.

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Do that *schwing* thing you always do!

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"Scruffy and Megaphone". Brilliant.
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.......interesting.

I really don't support that pairing, but it pretty funny.
Hot pink would have been a LOT less subtle
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Yeah. I kind of wrote that because I don't like that pairing either...

A-anyway... Next part is a-comin'...just very slowly since I'm debating which people should do their talents next...
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Okay. This only took so long because I was sick ((and still am sick)) so I apologize in advance for the short chapter that is really not very short.
Spoiler: Part 4
"That was...Unusual," Lida started.
"You're getting a big fat 'No' from me," Simon said.
"But he's my favorite character!" Lida blurted. "And I thought for a really long time about his talent. Meanie!"
"What are you rambling about?" Phoenix asked.
"I-I meant...Why, Simon?"
"Because he doesn't have what it takes to win."
"You really think so? I don't know...You never know who will win this thing. It might be someone we don't expect. Like him. Anyway, what's your vote, Paula?"
"That was very surprising," Paula said. "I'm shocked. In fact, we were all shocked. Why do you want to win? What is your goal?"
"Well," Phoenix began sheepishly. "It would be nice to have a little money, but...My goal is to show that anyone can have a talent, and a talent could be something that even surprised yourself. Just to get people to experiment and to not be afraid to try things would be..."
"Objection!" Lida shouted, pointing an accusing finger at Phoenix. "Yeah, right! I'll bet you only auditioned because Maya made you!"
"...HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
"Well, that's not really a great reason..." Paula started.
"My goal was to make Maya happy," Phoenix stated matter-of-factly. "Even if auditioning for a show I hardly ever see and don't know much about is what it takes."
"That's beautiful..." Paula said. "Okay, you're moving on." Phoenix stood for a moment with a gigantic, animated smile on his face. He ran out of the room, obviously excited.
"Who's next?" Lida asked as if she didn't know.
"A Ms. Maya Fey," Paula answered.

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XD I can totally picture Maya pressuring Phoenix. I'm sure that Peal wouldn't help the poor guy either. :pearl:

Anyways, get well soon!!!
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Thanks, GDM.

Spoiler: Part 5
"On top of Spaghetti
All covered in cheeeeese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody..."
The sound of three buzzers sounding at the same time interrupted Maya's horribly out-of-tune singing.
"Um...I guess I'll start," Lida volunteered. "You are a...decent singer, but this show has hundreds of singers audition every year. Only the best get through. Unfortunately, I don't think you are the best."
"BOOO!" a few members of the audience screamed.
"I completely disagree," Simon said. "Your singing was absolutely atrocious! How anyone could listen to that is beyond me."
"I agree with Lida," Paula added hastily just before the audience "boo"ed them again.
"No."
"No."
"Definitely not," Simon finished.
"It's okay," Maya said. "I'll just try again next year."
"I love your positive attitude," Lida said before Maya walked off stage.
"Pearl Fey is next," Paula mentioned.
"If she's related to that girl, we're in trouble," Simon concluded.

Meanwhile, outside...

"So, you just got done with the audition. How do you feel about being rejected?" a random interviewer asked Maya.
"I'm not bothered by it. Besides, when Nick wins, he'll spend most of that money on me," Maya replied.

"Pearl, you just saw Maya come back after failing. How do you feel?" a different interviewer asked.
"To be honest, I'm not sure what to do now. She took the song I wanted to sing..." Pearl replied, blushing. "B-but, I think I'll give the piano a try. I saw one in Mr. Nick's office..."

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HAHAHA!!! I loved the lyrics in the beginning! They fit Maya TOO well!

Pearly playing the piano should be interesting......... :pearl:
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You know, I thought so, too. I'll try getting the next part up tomorrow. xD
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For once, I can get something up when I say I can. Yay!

Spoiler: Part 6
Pearl had no clue what she was doing. She never learned how to read music, so she banged random keys that sounded good in her ear. At first, she started with slow, pretty chords, and then she started banging quickly, unintentionally playing eighth and sixteenth notes with her right hand while playing pretty chords with her left. When she wore herself out, she stopped and saw all three judges gaping at her.
"I'll start this time," Simon said. "You're playing was absolutely incredible. It blew me away." The audience cheered.
"Was that something you made up?" Lida asked.
"Yes ma'am. I can't read music..."
"That was spectacular. If you keep making up songs like that, you'll win for sure," Lida said.
"Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful," Paula stated. "You get a yes from me."
"Yes," Lida echoed.
"Pearl," Simon began. "You got three yeses." The audience cheered as Pearl walked of the stage.
"Miles Edgeworth is next," Lida stated.

"I'm proud of Pearl, you know? She's like the younger sister I never had, and I cannot help but be proud that I helped raise a girl so great," Maya said.
"That's great, but that's not what we asked you."
Maya apologized.

"Pearl Fey, how do you feel about moving on in the competition?"
"I am happy, Ms. Random Person. Very happy!"

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Haha, these are hilarious :redd: I love how Gumshoe && Maya can eat 98 burgers AND run a 99.9 mile marathon.

Can't wait for the next part!
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Thanks, Psych'd. XD
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You're welcome ;)
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"Ms. Random Person"

I like that ^^ Sounds like something Pearl would say!

I can't picture Miles having much talent after Prosecuting, to be honest, but let's see!!
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Yeah. I'm giving no hints as to what Edgeworth's talent would be. Okay, fine...Maybe a little hint in this short.

Spoiler: Awkward!
"That was amazing!" Lida shouted at Edgeworth who just finished his talent. "Who knew you could do such awesome things with your lips?"
"I did!" Phoenix shouted. Everyone stared at him. "What?"
"Awkward..." Lida said. Everyone stared at her. "What?"

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:keiko: These are really funny! Keep writing, please!
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Thanks, Selchi. I'll post the next part later today. XD
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Next part! Yay!
Spoiler: Part 7
"My name is Miles Edgeworth, prosecutor," Edgeworth said stiffly.
"And what's your talent, Mr. Edgeworth?" Paula asked.
"I...well...I play the trumpet," Edgeworth replied uncomfortably.
"Aww, I never pictured Edgy playing the trumpet," Lida commented. Everyone stared at her. "Um...Anyway, carry on."
"Indeed," Edgeworth said before putting a trumpet to his lips, and cranking out Maynard Ferguson's "Birdland." reaching the even the highest notes with ease. He played the highest part, sounding almost like two trumpets at times. When he was done, the whole audience and all three judges gave him a standing ovation.
"Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful," both Lida and Paula said in unison.
"...I'm just...I'm speechless. Anyone who could play like that has what it takes to win this competition," Simon said, uncharacteristically nice.
"Yes," both Paula and Lida said in unison.
"Miles...You got three yeses." The audience cheered as Edgeworth walked off the stage.

"You won't believe how long I spent practicing that. I'm glad I'm moving on," Edgeworth said.
"I'll bet. Now, what prompted you to start on the trumpet?"
"Well, I...I wanted to vent my anger at Wright somehow, so I tried various things...And eventually I found I could play the trumpet really well, so that's what I did."

"I'm next, pal. I don't know how I'll compete with Mr. Edgeworth. To be honest, it makes me a little nervous..." Gumshoe said to another random interviewer.


For those of you who read this part and are confused as to what song I'm talking about, look here.
Spoiler: The Song

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Spoiler: Part 8
"You are my sunshine.
My only sunshine.
You make me ha-ppy
When skies are gray," Gumshoe sang, looking at Maggey Byrde the whole time. He got so involved, he didn't even notice when the buzzers all went off.
"Gumshoe. Hello? DICK GUMSHOE!!!" Lida screamed.
"Wha-?! Oh, sorry, pal. I got all carried away! Ho ho ho!" Gumshoe chuckled.
"Um...Okay. Mr. Gumshoe...As much as it pains me to say this, singing is not your true calling. I mean, that voice just doesn't match anything," Lida said.
"I agree," Paula said over the booing audience.
"The only singing I've ever heard that was as terrible as yours was Maya Fey's. Right, so what we all say is..." Simon said.
"No!" all three judges screamed in unison. Gumshoe whimpered, but walked off the stage.
"Who's next?"
"Franziska Von Karma."

"I kind of expected I wouldn't move on, but they didn't have to be so blunt about it, pal," Gumshoe said to the interviewer, looking dejected.

"I am not nervous because I am not a foolish fool like Scruffy. The whole world will get to see that a Von Karma is perfect in every way."
"But what if you don't move on?"
"I said...A VON KARMA IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!" Franziska shouted while whipping the interviewer into submission.

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Oh my. Franny's audition should be good...............

Simon: I'm sorry that was terrib- *WHIP* WAH!!!!! OHMYFRICKINGOD WHAT WAS THAT!!?!?!?

Gumshoe/Maggey rules the world btw. :pearl:
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Hee, hee. That would be awesome! XD

You inspired me to write another short.
Spoiler: Talent=Knock Out (Literally)
"I'm sorry, Franziska, but you just aren't that good," Lida said before getting whipped. "Ow! meanie."
"I'll have to agree with Lida," Simon said, getting whipped almost before he finished.
"I'm afraid I'll-" Paula began. Franziska glared at her, wielding her whip. "I'll have to..."
"Just say no and get it over with!" Lida shouted, getting whipped for interrupting.
"I'm afraid I can't let an abusive person like you move on! OW!"
"Get off the stage," Simon said, only to get whipped in reply. Then, Franziska whipped all three judges until Lida was the only one that was conscious.
"Well, they did warn us the talent would be a knock out!" She joked, laughing as Franziska kept whipping her.
"I don't understand," Franziska said. "How are you still standing?"
"Because of my awesomeness? Ow!"

1,000 more whippings later...

"How are you still conscious?"
"Hey, Franziska, can I ask you a favor?" Lida asked.
"What?"
"Call the hospital for me. Oh, and tell everyone outside the rest of the auditions are postponed," Lida replied.
"...Okay, but why can't you do it?"
"Because I'll faint in two seconds," Lida responded just before fainting.

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lol. I liked it.
The title was really fitting. I can't wait to see Franziska's actual audition. :franny:
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I'm glad you liked it.

Too bad you'll have to wait till tomorrow to see what Franziska's talent is. XD
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Taaaaaa-Daaaaaaaaaaaa!
Next part.
Spoiler: Part 9
"I am Franziska Von Karma, and I will win this talent show because a Von Karma is perfect in every way," Franziska said. Lida yawned.
"Whatever. Just show us what you got," she said. Franziska twitched, torn between whipping her and possibly getting disqualified or standing there and not being able to vent. Finally, she decided to let Lida live.
"There are more things I can do with the whip than just whipping foolishly foolish fools. First, I shall move all these wine glasses from this table to that table with only my whip. Then, I shall entertain all of you with a perfect dance. Ready?"
The judges all nodded.
"Then I shall begin." As Franziska said she would, she moved every single wine glass from the table to the left of her to the table to the right of her with only her whip and without dropping any of them. Everyone clapped when she finished, then "Whip it" began playing in the background as she danced, whipping the ground every time the singer said, "Whip it!" She got a standing ovation when she was done.
"Franziska Von Karma," Lida began. "I must say that was amazing. I have no objections to you moving on as long as you don't whip anyone." The audience cheered.
"That is among the most original acts I have ever seen," Paula said. "There is no way I could say no to you moving on.
"Right. Franziska," Simon began. "You have a lot of potential. I can't wait to see how you'll change for the competition."
All three judges said, "Congratulations! You're moving on," in unison, and Franziska walked away.

"I'm next," Apollo said. "I can't wait to see if I can move on with Phoenix Wright."

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And a short. XD
Spoiler: Failing Without Even Trying
"I am Apollo Justice, and I will be-"
"Wait, Apollo? Well, in that case, no!" Lida said.
"What?! Why not?" Apollo asked.
"Because nobody likes you," Lida shot back. The audience cheered.
Both Simon and Paula said nothing for a minute. Then, they both said, "We agree with Lida." Apollo cried.

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Nobody's commented today...I hope that doesn't mean people are starting to not like this fanfic. Just kidding. I'm not that insecure At least, not that anyone knows of... So, I give you a very special part that will have several talents in it to save some parts.
Spoiler: Part 10
"OBJEEEECTIOOOOON!!!!!" Apollo shouted at the top of his lungs, breaking all the wine glasses in the process.
"NNNNNNNOOOOO WAAAAAAAAY!!!" All three judges shouted back. Apollo walked away, looking dejected.

"Thank you, thank you," Trucy said. "Now for my magic panties!" Everyone stared as she pulled a bunny, a pen, a 10 dollar bill, a tube of toothpaste, spaghetti..." All three buzzers sounded as she tried to pull a bull out of her magic panties.
"Magic panties?!" Lida asked, practically shouting. "I mean, seriously? How you managed to even fit a bull in there in the first place is beyond me."
"I thought it was entertaining, but I don't think it was appropriate," Paula said.
"I liked it," Simon said.
"No."
"No."
"Yes!" Lida and Paula glared at Simon. "I mean...No."

"I'm...Too sexy for my shirt.
Too sexy for my shirt,
So sexy it hurts..." Godot sang.
"And I'm a model, you know what I mean..." He finished the song and dance number. Simon sighed.
"Sadly, you're the best singer on this show so far," Simon said.
"I'll say yes," Lida said.
"Yes," Paula echoed.
"Sickos!" Simon shouted. "But it's a yes from me, too."
Godot walked away, feeling proud of himself.
"Hey, wait. Wasn't he supposed to be in prison?" Lida asked.
"Who cares?"

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LOL!!!!!!

I thought Franny's talent fit her well.................I liked Apollo's, too. "NNNOOOOOOO WWWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" = TOO hilarious!!! I loved it.

Trucy's talent was by far the best one, though. And the fact that it's canon just adds to it!

I can totally picture Godot singing that song.......
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Thank you so much, GDM.

The NNNNNOOOOO WAAAAAAY! was exactly what i would have screamed after hearing that.

As I was writing, I realized that you don't really know what Trucy pulls out of her panties, so I came up with the most random things I could. Then, I thought, "What if I made her try to pull out something big? Like a bull!" Yeah, I'm random like that. XD

And I totally pictured Godot singing that song, too. It suits him well.
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Spoiler: Part 11
"How many people do we have that are moving on so far?" Paula asked.
"Let's see..." Lida recounted. "There was Edgeworth, Phoenix, Pearl, Godot, and Franziska...Five."
"Only five? This will be the shortest season in history," Simon said.
"Maybe more people will audition..." Lida said.
"Please. Who else would...?" The doors slammed open, and in came Oldbag!
"Ican'tbelievenobodytoldmetherewereauditionsforthetalentshowbecauseIwasthebestsingerinmyhighschoolandwhywouldn'tanyonetellmeaboutthis?
"Sorry, Wendy. No Oldbags allowed...Unless you have talent," Lida said.
"Ihavetalent.Ihaveplentyoftalentdon'tmakefunofmeoryou'llbesorry.Myex-husbandiswellawareofthatbecauseoncewewere..."
"Could you just get on with your talent?"
"Sure,ifyou'resurethat'swhatyouwantbecauseIhatepeplewhodon'tknowwhattheywant,itdrivesmeabsolutelycrazy.Mymotherdidn'tknowwhatshewanted...
"The talent?"
"WHIPPERSNAPPER!"
"Ms. Olbag," Simon said. "You really should do something, or we'll have to ask you to leave."
"Whatever you say, Simey-poo."
"Simey-poo? What a ridiculous name!" Simon shouted to the blushing old woman with the sparkle in her eye that made her look like a bug.
"My white knight
Not a Lancelot, Nor an
Angel with wings.
Just someone to love me,
Who is not ashamed of a few nice things..." Olbag started singing. There was not a single note out of tune and the judges all looked at each other. Simon and Lida had to admit she was good, much to their dismay. There was no way they could say no to any singer that amazing, no matter how much they hated them.
"...That was incredible," Lida commented. "I think all of us would agree that you should move on." Paula nodded her head immediately, and Simon hesitated before slowly nodding his head, too. "Congratulations. You move on. I wonder who's next..."

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HAHA!!! Oldbag, you olbbag!

I loved the way that you did the ramblings! I could picture Oldbag getting all hot-under-the-collar as I read them.

"Simey-poo." Now that I think about it, with a few minor changes, Simon could look like Edgeworth...... :wellington:
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Yeah. It'll be a nightmare for both Edgey and Simon while Oldbag's there. XD
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I really should stop double posting...Anyway, here's the 12th and last part for the auditions, though I'll probably come up with some random auditioning shorts for epic failures. XD

Spoiler: Part 12
"No," Simon said to Manfred Von Karma, who epically failed to get in with his out of tune opera singing. Manfred threw his taser at Simon, but Lida jumped in the way and got zapped. She didn't react, even when she fell onto the table face-first. She got up, brushed herself off, and said, "That's how I get a buzz."
Manfred, defeated, stalked off the stage.

"What's your talent?" Simon asked Larry.
"I'm an artist," was Larry's reply as he colored on a piece of paper. A few minutes later, he said, "Ta-da!" and held his work up for everyone to see.
"Not bad," Lida said. "Let's give him a chance. Maybe when he has better materials than crayons, it will look better." The other judges eventually agreed.

"We are a band, ja?" Klavier asked. He and Daryan and all the other members of the band were all plugged in and ready to go.
"Okay, and what will you be playing?" Lida asked.
"Crazy Train!" the band replied in unison. And so they played. It sounded just as good as the original, since there were only slight variations. They got a standing ovation, and the three judges agreed the band should go on in the competition.

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That was really a great story. I liked all the characters doing their auditions. Very original, and I hope that you continue.

And epic failures FTW. I liked how you incorporated all the characters from all the games. And just because I'm an obsessed fan, I especially enjoyed Franziska and Klavier's parts.

I think that you'd be good at romance. You should try a story about KLAVIER x EMA!!!!! one of your favorite pairings. I think it'd turn out very well.

Kinda sad that this one is over, though......


EDIT: OMG I just had an idea. You should have Ema doing target practice with her Snackoos. :snackood:

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XD

I'll continue this fanfic, just I'll be done with the auditions segment. Though, I think there'll probably just be a final round between the eight people that have moved on. I might even ask the people who read this to vote on who should win. Like, set up a rubric or something...

A romance, huh? It'll probably turn into a romantic comedy, knowing me. XD
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Spoiler: The Finals, But First...This
"We're all very excited, I reckon, to see what happens next. But first, let's see all the people who didn't get in that were never shown on the show! Startin' with me, Lotta Hart," Lotta said. "I auditioned with my fav'rite country song...The theme from "Reba!" 'I'm a Survivor.'"

"Who I am is
Who I wanna be-ee-ee!
...Lalala. Dunno the words.
Who loves her...la...An' never quits..."

Three buzzers sounded.
"Lotta, I'd love to see you go on. Unfortunately, you forgot the words," Lida said.
"Only a little," Lotta retorted.
"More like a lot," Simon remarked.
"I agree with Lida. We cannot let someone who forgets the words move on. I'm sorry," Paula said.
"Not only were you out of tune and forgetting the words, but your accent was the fakest, most atrocious thing I have ever heard." Lotta grimaced and walked off the stage.

"And what is your talent?"
"Me and my sister will be tossing Snackoos back and forth to the tune of "Sabre Dance," Ema replied. "Scientifically speaking."

"Sabre Dance" played on the background as Ema threw Snackoos at Lana, who caught them in her mouth. Then, the buzzers sounded, and Ema threw the last Snackoo at the people standing in line, coincidentally hitting Apollo Justice square on the forehead.
"Ow!" he screamed.
"You hurt one of the other auditioners. I'm sorry, but that disqualifies both you and your sister."

"I-I'mmm a free bird," Jake Marshall sang, pulling out his guitar and imitating the solo. It was going great...Until the electric guitar got unplugged and nobody could hear the rest. By the time Jake plugged it back in, he lost his place, so he tried to improvise. It sounded like a plane crashing. The judges all agreed he shouldn't move on.

"My talent is well...hee, hee..." Viola Cadeverini said. "Is telling scary stories. So, let us begin, hee, hee..."

"...And then the killer sawed off the man's body parts so DNA testing would be nearly impossible, hee, hee..."
All the buzzers sounded.
"Not only was that a lame story, but you didn't even tell it well. I mean, laughing about someone being dismembered is sick," Simon said, and all the judges agreed.

"And so, there's what y'all missed," Lotta said. "An' we'll get to the finals...After a word from our sponsor."

"This show sucks!" the sponsor screamed.

"Thank yo, sponsor. Now, without further ado...The finals...Next time on PW's Got Talent!" Lotta said excitedly, unaware of the torch-carrying mob some distance away.

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