Windrain: Hey everybody! Welcome to the Phoenix Wright gameshow!
Phoenix: What? a gameshow? I thought this was a restaurant...?
Miles: Wright, I refuse to believe you just said that.
Maya: Yeah, nick! Usually I say that!!
Pearl: Um...Mystic Maya, what's a gae me shoe?"
Apollo: It's 'gameshow', pearls.
Trucy: It's sort of a place where the people ask you stuff and ask you to do stuff.
Franziska: Well, get on with it! (whips windrain)
windrain:] Hey, hey! Didn't the guards tell you that whips aren't allowed?!
Franziska: (cracks her whip) They did. After I explained to them nicely, they let me in.
Gumshoe: Somehow, I refuse to believe that, pal.
windrain: Hey gumshoe, shhhh! do you want to die?!
Franziska: (cracks her whip) What did you say, scruffy?
windrain: anyway, anyway, here's the game. The readers can either request for you guys to do a little something, or ask you a question. All of you should do what they request. And answer what they ask.
Trucy: But...what if it's like...you know...
Phoenix: ...what if they ask us to do something..perverted?
windrain: .. well, I'll be the judge of that.
Apollo: Oh no. We're dead. How'd we get into this mess?
everyone stares at Larry.
Larry: Hey, hey! I didn't do anything!
Phoenix: How about the other guys? Like Iris and Mia and etc..?
windrain: Oh, they'll catch up when someone requests for them. Let's start! For an example to the readers, here is MY request and my question!
Spoiler: windrain's request and question
Phoenix: H-hey, why BOTH a request AND a question?!
windrain: Oh, we can ask and request at the maximum of 3. So 3 requests and 3 questions.
Apollo: We're gonna dieee....
windrain: First question! Phoenix! When do you plan on marrying Maya, huh?! (corners phoenix)
Phoenix: W-well... um... uh.... (turns red)
Larry:Maya?! I thought he was with Iris?! (corners Phoenix too)
Pearl: (gasp) Mr.Nick! Who is this 'Ms.Iris'? Is she the one in Hazakura Temple?! How dare you! (corners Phoenix too)
Phoenix: H-hey...! look! I uh...uhm...
windrain: Well, Mr.Wright?!
Maya: Hey you guys. don't pressure Nick!
windrain: Awww, isn't that sweet?
Phoenix: Okay, okay, look... I don't know yet, okay? I don't even have a girlfriend! I'm a single hobo!
windrain: (gasp) He admits on being a hobo!
Miles:[b] This is recorded right?
[b]windrain: (smirks) yes.
Phoenix: Argggggghhh! I hate this stupid gameshow!
windrain: Okay, so for my request...
Apollo: Please not me, please not me... please...
windrain: Hey Polly! I want you to... Kiss Trucy. on the cheek.
Apollo: Wh-whaaaaaaaaat?!
Trucy: Aw c'mon Polly, that's easy! we're sibling aren't we?!
windrain: (smiirks) yeaaaaah Polly, It'll be easy...
Apollo: B-but...
everyone: do it, do it, do it, do it!
Apollo: (walks to Trucy and pecks her on the cheek reaaaaally fast)
everyone: woooooooooooo!
windrain: see, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Trucy: You're being a drama queen, Polly!
Apollo: Yeah, yeah yeah...
windrain: This ends our first show! Send in (comment) your requests and questions for next time's show!
Spoiler: xNoLemonHereX questions and requests
windrain: Aaaaaaanddddd, we're back!
Apollo: (face palms) Oh no...we're back.
Maya: Yay! we're back! (jumps up and down)
windrain: aaaaaanyway, let's get this started! the first question is from xNoLemonHerex! and the question is for...gumshoe.
Gumshoe: ooh really? thanks, pal! Finally, I get to answer a question!
windrain: (smirks) you'll regret saying that. The question is... (read the paper) "Have you ever had a romantic/sexual fantasy about edgeworth?"
Gumshoe:....what, pal?
windrain: answer it, gymshoe!
Gumshoe:hey, pal, this is...
Phoenix: Hey Gumshoe... me and Polly here can tell when you're lying..so better fess up! (laughs)
Maya: Oh hey pearl, how was your trip back home yesterday?
Apollo: NO FAIR!M She went home?!
windrain: Well yes you're all stuck here except for Pearls. she can go home.
Apollo:No fair!!!!
windrain:aw quit being a baby Polly. Anyway, first question's for Trucy!
Trucy: Okay, shoot!
windrain:"Do you have a crush on someone? If so, who?"
Trucy:Hmmm... The prince guy! (smiles)
Apollo: (sweat drop) she's not lying
Phoenix: Yup. Plain old truth. I think she means Klavier Gavin.
windrain: But he's Ema's!!!!
Trucy: Hey, it's just a crush you know...Not like I'm gonna marry him.
Phoenix: Yeah because I'll never allow that.
Apollo: Klavier and Ema are together?!?!?!
windrain:Duuu~h! anyway, next question is for pearl! "Why are you so convinced that Phoenix is Maya's 'special someone'?"
Pearl: Welll... his eyes...the way Mr.Nick looks at Mystic Maya...says it all! Aaaaand... I have my magatama with me! I know things! (jumps up and down)
windrain: Well that answers that! next question is for Kristoph! Come on out here Krissy!
Apollo: He's here?!
windrain: yep back stage.
Phoenix:...
windrain: so Today we have a new guest! Say hello to Kristoph Gavin!
everyone:...
Gumshoe: Gah! how'd you get out of jail, pal?!
Kristoph: (fixes his glasses) That question is something I did not come here for.
windrain: So Kristoph..."Don't you feel even the slightest bit of remorse for your crimes?"
Kristoph: (grins) No.
Apollo: (shudder) truth.
Phoenix: Truth..
windrain: Anyway, thanks Kristoph!
Kristoph: Your welcome (smirks; walks away)
windrain: So the requests part! "Apollo, cut your spikes!"
Apollo: NOOOOOOOOO! (runs away, runs in circles in the stage)
Trucy: I'll do it! (brings out a pair of scissors, runs after Polly)
Apollo: Noooooooo!!! (runs around)
windrain: While they do that, teh next request is for Phoenix.
Phoenix: I'm game.
windrain:"Take your hat off"
Phoenix: Okay. (takes it off)
Maya: Aw cmon Nick, your spiky hair is still there!
Phoenix: So? (puts the hat back on) the request was to take it off, but not permanently. (smirk) This will teach you to be more specific.
windrain: Don't be mean you hobo!
Trucy: Yay! I cut Polly's hair!
Apollo: (sniffs)
Phoenix: You look bald, POLLY.
Apollo: It'll grow bakc soon...It'll grow back soon... (comforting himself)
Gumshoe: Hey where's Prosecutor Edgeworth and Von Karma, pal?
everyone: stares at each other and smirks.
windrain: anyway, that's it for today!
Spoiler: Nii's questions and requests
windrain: I've decided to give you all a break! So today is just one question from Nii!
Phoenix: yay?
Maya: Nick, do it more lively!
windrain: The question's for Edgeworth. "Can I have your babies?"
windrain: anyway before they kill edgeworth, we'll end here! have a good break PW peepz!
Spoiler: Platinum Skye's questions and request
Windrain: and we're back! looks like today's another short one! It's for Trucy! "have you had any nightmares as a child about being alone and peeing the bed as a result. Needing your father to cuddle you for nights on end telling you that he'll never leave you?" from Platinum Skye!
Trucy: Hmmm let me see... Yes.
Phoenix: She did that when she was I think from the time Shadi left her until she was 10. I had to sleep with her every night. She also did that recently, but she didn't wet her bed, after the whole Misham case and she found out about Shadi being...
Trucy: (turned red from embarrassment) Daddy! No need to tell them THAT much!
Apollo:And I thought you were okay with the Shadi smith thing...
windrain: You were just too dense, that's why you didn't figure it out. So that's it for today!
Spoiler: crouton's questions and requests
windrain: And we're back again! with crouton's questions for Miles and Phoenix! Man, this is gonna be good. (smirks)
Phoenix: Edgeworth... I think...
Edgeworth: I have a good idea what the question is...
windrain: I've been dying for someone to ask a question like this! So, here, "Have you ever entertained any thoughts of going out with your rival?" Question by crouton for both of you!!!
Miles and Phoenix: There's no escape for this is there...
Apollo: Tell teh truth now... (smirk)
Maya: This is the next controversy!
Phoenix and Edgeworth: (sigh) yes.
everyone: OMG!
windrain: when?! when?! Like, when you weer kids, or after a certain incident, or what...?
Edgeworth: When Wright here helped me despite my attitude towards him.. I thought I was going mad, suddenly desiring to hug him and all, but I talked to Diego about it, and... he said I just wanted to show my thanks. I don't know if it's true though. But I still did think I wanted to. But now I would never consider doing that.
Phoenix: When Edgeworth suddenly disappeared, I missed him like crazy. I almost thought I was turning gay, but then I just noticed I was missing a friend. But still, I entertained the possibility of going out with him.
Apollo: truth. OMG. the TRUTH. (laughs)
windrain:... okay........ (sweat)So before I get freaked out, we'll end here.
Spoiler: JasmineJustice's questions and requests
windrain: And we're back again folks!
Apollo: we're back and doomed.
windrain: (whacks Polly on the head) So today is about JasmineJustice! Her question is for Ema! She's here today!
Ema: Hey. (smiles)
windrain: so JasmineJustice's question for you is, "Ema, do you really mean it when you call him a glimmerous fop, or is that just a smokescreen for your real feelings?"
Ema: (munching on snackoos ferociously) He *munch* really ish *munch* a glimmerous *munch* fop! *munch* *munch* *munch*
windrain: Erm...I think the munching says it all? If we push her we might get snackoos thrown in our faces... Not that I mind that, I've tasted them , they're good.
Ema: They're good, right?
windrain: Yep. the best ever!
Ema: I know! Hey, since we share the same interest, I guess I'll answer your question... wouldn't want you to be in trouble.. well... Its a 50/50... more on He really is one... but also a cover up..(pouts)
windrain: heeh i see... thanks Ema!
Ema: No problem! (leaves)
windrain: hehe operation "sweet talk Ema" was a success!!!!
Apollo: Hey, you got that from Trucy and Me!
windrain: yeah, i did. Haha. anyway, next for the request part, it's Maya's turn!
Maya: OOOOOH YAY! a dare, a dare!
windrain: "would you eat a burger with fried egg on it?" Here's the burger!
Maya: WOAAAAAAh! AWESOME! Gimmeeeee! (grabs it and eats it)
windrain: does that answer you request/question? hahaha (laughs real hard)
Maya: Nick! we gotta go to the burger store next door!
Phoenix: we can't. stuck here remember?
windrain: Don't worry, today's lunch is burgers. with fried egg.
Maya: yaaaaaaaaay! Here Nick, taste it!
Phoenix eats it.
Phoenix: GROSS! Maya this tastes awful!
windrain: bear with it, it's your lunch. that's eat for today! We've got some burgers to chow down! I'm going o McDonald's, you people eat these burgers. Pearl, wanna come with me?
Pearl: Yay! Windy's gonna buy me a kiddie meal!
windrain: Sure pearly! okay see ya guys!
Phoenix: Hey take us with you!!!!
windrain: Franny n Edgey, wanna come?
Franny: Eating those foolishly foolish fries form McDonald's are better than these worthless burgers.
Edgeworth: I second that.
windrain: bye until next tim! we're heading off to McDonald's!
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Hmmm.....HMMMM... I like this fanfic. Hmmmmmmmmmm...... Oooooh! I know! Ask Edgeworth who he has a crush on! That'd be cool! And get Franziska to burn her whip! She's such a perfectionist she can't refuse!
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Great idea! This should be interesting... So I'll ask a few things. Warning: 4-4 SPOILERS.
Questions
Do you have a crush on someone? If so, who? Phoenix and Apollo, make sure she tells the truth. (With the Magatama and bracelet, obviously.)
Why are you so convinced that Phoenix is Maya's 'special someone'? I mean, I agree with you, but I'm just curious. *Phoenix/Maya shipper*
Don't you feel even the slightest bit of remorse for your crimes?
Requests Cut off your spikes!
I'm not even gonna torture you 'coz I want this one so much, so TAKE OFF THAT FRICKING HAT! I hate that thing!
Am I asking too much at once? If I am, then leave the Kristoph question out.
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Re: The Phoenix Wright Gameshow! (ask and they'll answer!)
Question for Trucy; have you had any nightmares as a child about being alone and peeing the bed as a result. Needing your father to cuddle you for nights on end telling you that he'll never leave her.
Re: The Phoenix Wright Gameshow! (4 questions/request update)
Wow, this looks to be amusing. To say the least. Question: "Ema, do you really mean it when you call him a glimmerous fop, or is that just a smokescreen for your real feelings?" Request: Would Maya eat a burger that had a fried egg on it? (I saw this on the Red Robin's menu the other day...heh.)
EDIT: Hahaha! This is hilarious! I'll definitely watch this topic. *bookmarks*
Amazing sig and avatar credits go to TheBaronAndEma! Perfect as always!
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K, can I send in another request? The last one was fun! Ummmmmmm.....let's see.... Ah.....I know. I request that Pearly takes her hair out and leave it out for the whole episode. Question for Phoenix: Is your hair naturally spikey, or do you just gel it like that? Hmmmmm.....Ahhhh.....I feel like being nice to Gumshoe, so I'll just request that EDGEWORTH GIVES HIM A SALARY RISE! And a decent meal! And.....er...Yes, I do sorta love Phoenix........ EDIT: Ah, screw that. I have a better idea. The contestants get to have a break and noaw is KARAOKE NIGHT! XD
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Haha good ol' Edgeworth with a straightforward answer. Well played, well played. xD Unfortunately I can't come up with any questions/requests at the moment. Keep up the good work though; I'm looking forward to reading more of this. >w<
Here's a good one. Question: Apollo do you have a crush on someone? Request: Kristoph and Phoenix hug. Question: Everyone, do you know you've been made into a video game and there is a website all about you? Request: Edgeworth tell Gumshoe that he is thankful for the work he does and gives Gumshoe a RAISE THAT CAN'T BE TAKEN BACK, OR REDUCED THAT IS MORE THAN 2 DOLLARS, (Specific. Bite me. XD) and takes him out to dinner at a place of Gumshoe's choosing for 1 night.
(I've got your back Gumshoe! Let's see how i go with breaking the fourth wall?)
I have a question: Godot, are you blind or just colour blind?
And I have a request for Godot and Edgeworth (wait, Godot is here, right?) Godot must pour coffee on edgeworth's head and Edgeworth must pour tea on godot's head. Then they have to drink it.
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Oh god, that's hilarious. Very well then. Warning: MORE 4-4 SPOILERS.
Requests: : Dress like a normal girl for once! And stay that way for the next two chapters. (See, Phoenix? I took your advice. Specific enough for you?) : Treat Maya to all the burgers she can eat! : Go on a date with Klavier, or, as you call him, Glimmerous Fop. DO NOT Snackoo him. *Munch munch munch* (windrain, ask and you shall receive! You can thank me later. Oh, I like Klema myself anyway.)
Questions: : So, who do YOU have a crush on? (Don't try to lie, Nick has his magatama) EDIT: Dammit, never mind, it's been asked already. : Seriously, why do you wear that thing? (The damn HAT) : Don't get me wrong, I'm a fanboy of yours (don't take that the wrong way), but how can you not even feel a sliver of remorse? You murdered two people, tried to kill another, and ruined Phoenix's career! Oh, and how DID you get out of jail?
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Hmmm look like i'll be updating less and less... school will be back soon 2 days from now and I've gotta study for my tests. we just had a one week break due to H1N1 influenza virus going around, so i was able to stay home and update but now that school's starting...wah.
Today in my part of the world, it's friday, and school starts on monday... before i go, i wanna share smthing...
on next friday, we have this leadership seminar thing, and i talked with one of my friends who's also a PW fan if we could use the chance to do a little fun PW cosplay :)) since we should eb wearing formal business attire that day we should use the chance :P And its coincidence that the ONLY formal clothes I have is a blue polo top and I have short hair and I'm 13.... do you see where I'm getting at??? 13 YEAR OLD FRANNY VON KARMA! WOOOO! anyway, i need to go do my research now... boo. :((
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Can I request please? I've got some insane ideas! Hmm...
questions: To Phoenix: Why did he call Franziska cute in the hazakura case? To Franziska: Why does she carry that whip around? To Maya: How many burgers can she eat at one go?
requests: For Franziska to kiss Phoenix on the lips For Maya to eat a hundred thousand burgers at one go For Edgeworth to sing something stupid.
Please consider my ideas!
Sig by me! I PROUDLY ship Phoenix/Franziska, Miles/Maya, Klavier/Ema, Apollo/Trucy, Mia/Diego. Phoenix/Franziska day on June 21st! Come one, come all!
: Hi gummy I just want to let you know your my hero oh but on to the question how are things going with you and Maggey just curios it was sorta just left hanging oh also have you had your first kiss you just um well don't seem like the type? I guess that was two question but were aloud to ask three soo...
Yay request: First request : Weell um edgey I want you to jump in gumshoe's arms and tell him "you are my ray of sunshine on a cloudy day" and put meaning behind it oh and phoenix can you take pictures thanks
My second request would be to here polly and Kristoph sing a duet of beauty and the beast and um gumshoe since your free now you can records this so i can watch it later k thanks
Can I request please? I've got some insane ideas! Hmm...
questions: To Phoenix: Why did he call Franziska cute in the hazakura case? To Franziska: Why does she carry that whip around? To Maya: How many burgers can she eat at one go?
requests: For Franziska to kiss Phoenix on the lips For Maya to eat a hundred thousand burgers at one go For Edgeworth to sing something stupid.
Please consider my ideas!
Whaaahahahahahaaahhhaaaah!!!
Anywhosits: : What is the hyena closely related to? (Hint: It isn't a canine. Answer: It's the mongoose.) : Is it possible for you to go a couple of weeks without coffee? : Can I have a raise?
: Bark and beg like a dog for a handful of Snakoos offered by Ema. >D : Kiss Maya on the lips for a full minute. >D : Dance all-out and expressively to the whole of the song Human- The Killers. >D You may kill me after you get back, boss. ^_~; :3
okiedokie - questions and requests - please try them...
QUESTIONS: to everyone: are you aware you're all animated characters who only exist on a DS screen and this forum? (cuz i like to spoil people's fun) trucy: are you planning on marrying Mr. Hat? Maya: Which do you prefer, burgers or snowcones?
REQUESTS: klaveir and kristoph: spray your hair till it's stiff then use the as daggers in an epic unicorn battle trucy: burn Mr. Hat Maya and Ema: swap favourite foods. for life.
EDIT: Em, can you replace the equetion to maya for one to edgey: "You still had 3 locks when asked who you had a crush on. Please tell us who the other lucky lady is. *please let it be me... please let it be me...*
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Can I request please? I've got some insane ideas! Hmm...
questions: To Phoenix: Why did he call Franziska cute in the hazakura case? To Franziska: Why does she carry that whip around? To Maya: How many burgers can she eat at one go?
requests: For Franziska to kiss Phoenix on the lips For Maya to eat a hundred thousand burgers at one go For Edgeworth to sing something stupid.
Please consider my ideas!
Knowing you, Nat, you will use those answers in the trial.
Questions: Maya: Why did you draw Nick's head on Shelly's card in 2-4? Franziska+Edgeworth: Do you love each other?
Requests: Edgy: Gimme your babies. Yes, multiple babies. Phoenix: Make out with Edgy. Everyone that isn't Phoenix and Franziska: Force the two to kiss Maya and Miles, respectively.
Did you enjoy it when Franziska whipped you endless times in court, in a masochistic kind of way?
Why couldn't you perceive Daryan?
How much are you currently being paid, after all of your salary cuts?
Requests:
Give Gumshoe a raise. Make Apollo wear a dress, high heels, and a wig for the remainder of this program. He's "Polly", after all. Put these headphones on...they're playing every single Gavinners song ever recorded. All at once.
Oh this is fun I'm to try. I got one question for Diego/Godot "If Mia was still alive would you ask her to marry you?" and my request is for both Phoenix and Edgeworth "Kiss each other on the lips it has to be at least one minute long and you must use tongue." :D
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Ive just realised, this turned from a 'Ask questions to Your Favourite AA Character' Kinda thing ..to a 'Torture your favourite AA CHaracter' kinda thing!
:edgy: Ive just realised, this turned from a 'Ask questions to Your Favourite AA Character' Kinda thing ..to a 'Torture your favourite AA CHaracter' kinda thing!
WHY DID YOU KILL MIA - Who would you rather have as a Brother or sister, Dahlia or or furio tigre?
Requests Shave your head bald, and do not wear a wig - Put on pink frilly ribbons, A purple dress with Spring green flowers, and streight hair going down, and let maya paint your nails - Wear hot pink, and act like Pearly
Requests: give gumshoe $1000 channel dahlia (bwahaha) sing im a little teapot wth the actions Questions: All (who hasnt been asked yet): Who do You Like?
I am a Phoenix/Maya shipper I also support Fransizka/Edgeworth, Mia/Diego and Apollo/Vera.
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