It's back! Here is the old topic by Erik
Destler!http://z11.invisionfree.com/court_records/index.php?showtopic=2728 Same as before, just post a transcript of IRC (#gyakusai only, obviously) then chat and talk about the good times! Like this one:

Session Start: Wed Mar 07 22:25:21 2007
Session Ident: #gyakusai
[22:25] * Now talking in #gyakusai
[22:25] * Topic is 'Welcome to Gyakusai, for your Ace Attorney chatting needs: Current Topic - Housuke Odoroki: BURNING RED or BURNING OUT!? You decide!!!'
[22:25] * Set by Croik on Fri Mar 02 09:22:42
[22:25] <gamefan06> hellos
[22:26] <Pudding> HALLO
[22:26] <gamefan06> TALKING JELLO SNACK AIIEEEEE
[22:26] * Pudding falls down
[22:26] <gamefan06> You get knocked down
[22:26] <gamefan06> but you get up again
[22:27] <gamefan06> we're never gonna keep you down
[22:27] * Pudding does not get up
[22:27] * Pudding is not moving
[22:27] <gamefan06> All, right!!! PARTY!!!
[22:30] <Pudding> Can't party here.
[22:31] <gamefan06> Why not? ;_;
[22:31] <gamefan06> AIIEEE ZOMBIE PUDDING
[22:31] <Pudding> Brains.
[22:31] * Pudding eats brains
[22:32] <gamefan06> yes, you eat those brains
[22:32] <gamefan06> In Soviet Russia, pudding eats YOU!!!
[22:33] <gamefan06> In Soviet Chatroom, silence is noise
[22:34] <Pudding> ...I want to play a Silent Hill.
[22:34] <Pudding> Should I start with the first one?
[22:34] <Godot> Start with killing yourself
[22:34] <gamefan06> You do what you want
[22:34] <Godot> and going to your own private Silent Hill
[22:34] * gamefan06 has never played any Silent Hill games
[22:34] <Godot> Actually the first one...
[22:35] <Godot> I dunno
[22:35] <Godot> I like it, but it's really dated
[22:35] <Pudding> I don't mind dated.
[22:35] <Godot> I always liked the Second one the best.
[22:35] <Pudding> What about the third?
[22:35] <gamefan06> dated dosen't bug me either
[22:35] <Pudding> I heard the fourth was crappy.
[22:36] <gamefan06> Which is why Gamespot reviews for virtual console games annoy the crap out of me
[22:36] <Pudding> Why are they reviewing the VC games?
[22:36] <Pudding> WHY BOTHER
[22:37] <gamefan06> "The game feels dated" NO WAY!!! It was only made in 1996!
[22:37] <gamefan06> Well, for the younger crowd its handy
[22:37] <Pudding> The younger crowd usually thinks old games are crap anyway.
[22:37] <gamefan06> I just wouldn't dock points for having the game feel dated
[22:37] <gamefan06> point
[22:37] <gamefan06> Like their Comix Zone review
[22:38] <gamefan06> They docked points for the 90's feel of the game
[22:38] <gamefan06> But since it was made in the 90's who would possibly care?
[22:38] <Kiddo> That's terrible.
[22:38] <Pudding> Stealing 40 pies is terrible.
[22:38] <Kiddo> It sounds like a bunch of whiny assholes who aren't in touch with their core readers
[22:38] <Pudding> By comparison this is fairly tame.
[22:39] <gamefan06> I just had pie :D
[22:39] <gamefan06> I trust gamespot for the *most* part
[22:39] <gamefan06> But I don't tend to trust their VC reviews
[22:39] <Kiddo> Ironically, they gave a low score for XBLA's arcade port of Contra because it wasn't the NES versin
[22:39] <Pudding> wath
[22:39] <Kiddo> But I'm betting they gave the Super Contras on the SNES VC a low score as well
[22:39] <gamefan06> idiots
[22:39] <Pudding> That does not make sense.
[22:40] <Pudding> I liked Contra.
[22:40] <Kiddo> It's like they just want to freakin' diss all the oldschool gamers.
[22:40] <Pudding> I couldn't finish it. With 30 lives.
[22:40] <Pudding> But I liked it.
[22:40] <gamefan06> I should play that sometime
[22:40] <Pudding> "YEAH BITCHES WE GOT 3D NOW WHAT YA GONNA DO ABOUT IT"
[22:41] <gamefan06> Their Resident Evil DX review made no sense at all
[22:41] <gamefan06> They give it a 6.8 or something like that;
[22:41] <Pudding> Resident Evil DX?
[22:41] <gamefan06> and say it's definetly worth getting
[22:41] <gamefan06> On PS1
[22:41] <gamefan06> It's the directors cut of the first
[22:42] <Pudding> Oh.
[22:42] <Pudding> That one.
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[22:42] <gamefan06> ..normally I'd say that phrase right now
[22:42] <Pudding> The original version had no autoaim.
[22:42] * Elly has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[22:42] <gamefan06> but I don't feel like it :P
[22:42] <gamefan06> It didn't!?
[22:42] <Pudding> That was a real throwoff right when I started playing for the first time.
[22:42] <Pudding> Of RE1?
[22:43] <Pudding> Hell no.
[22:43] <Pudding> You aimed like a MAN.
[22:43] <Holy_Hell> RE1?
[22:43] <gamefan06> Resident Evil 1
[22:43] <Holy_Hell> Resident Evil?
[22:43] <Holy_Hell> Oh, okay.
[22:43] <Pudding> Rockin Egglaunchers 1
[22:43] <Holy_Hell> I'm so lost. :/
[22:43] <Pudding> Dammit stop telling the truth when I want to fuck with his head.
[22:43] <gamefan06> Robotnics Erection 1
[22:43] <Holy_Hell> Eh?
[22:44] <gamefan06> Dr. Robotnik
[22:44] <Holy_Hell> Oh, you're filling in the "RE".. erm, clever?
[22:44] <Holy_Hell> :\
[22:44] <Pudding> Why did it take you so long to pick up on that?
[22:44] <gamefan06> XD
[22:44] <Holy_Hell> Because I'm doing multiple things at once.
[22:45] <gamefan06> O RLY?
[22:45] <Holy_Hell> And I figured it was part of an earlier conversation.
[22:45] <Pudding> ...typing with one hand I see.
[22:45] <Pudding> K
[22:45] <gamefan06> lol
[22:45] <Pudding> RE2 was the best of the bunch.
[22:45] <gamefan06> Haven't played that yet
[22:45] <Holy_Hell> RE2 is epic.
[22:45] <Holy_Hell> You need to.
[22:45] <gamefan06> I played part of the GCN remake of the first, and most of RE4
[22:45] <Pudding> HEAD FOR THE POLICE STATION IT'LL BE A LOT SAFER THERE
[22:46] <gamefan06> I like RE4 :P
[22:47] <gamefan06> ...and the chatroom goes quiet
[22:47] <Kiddo> Well
[22:47] <gamefan06> they stare in awe at the last comment
[22:47] <Kiddo> I just learned that SNK are lying sacks of crap
[22:48] <gamefan06> SNK?
[22:48] <Kiddo> They tried to whine about Nintendo by saying tehy don't give third parties Mii development tools or Online support
[22:48] <gamefan06> I know I know what it stands for
[22:48] <gamefan06> I just cant remember
[22:48] <Kiddo> http://kotaku.com/gaming/wii/pachinko-w ... 242486.php - and then the next online title is a Mii-using Pachinko game from Sammy.
[22:48] <gamefan06> oh that place
[22:49] <gamefan06> I remember now :)
[22:49] <Kiddo> I'd probably like to get the game just for the novelty of Fist of the North Star Pachinko
[22:49] <Kiddo> It'll probably be lousy though
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[22:51] <Pudding> Kay, I have to sleep now.
[22:51] <Pudding> KTHNXBAI
[22:51] * Pudding has quit IRC (Quit: )
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[22:51] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Elly
[22:52] <gamefan06> ....so whats up people?
[22:53] <gamefan06> cool, cool
[22:54] <Pazu> That phrase will always remind me of Death Note from now on.
[22:54] <Kiddo> I am Kira.
[22:54] <gamefan06> ..Oh sweet more info on Ouendan 2
[22:54] * Kiddo rides the Strike Freedom Gundam in a non-sequitor
[22:54] <gamefan06> http://www.gamespot.com/events/gdc07/st ... ks;title;2
[22:55] <gamefan06> I'm gonna go hunt for those screenies
[22:56] <gamefan06> Rival Ouendans, YES XD
[22:56] <Kiddo> Rival Ouendans? And they'll be playable!
[22:56] <Kiddo> Something tells me they might be building up to crossing over the Ouendans and Agents too.
[22:57] <gamefan06> that'd be cool
[22:57] <Holy_Hell> Oh damn, I forgot about IRC.
[22:57] <Holy_Hell> Did I miss anything interesting?
[22:57] <Holy_Hell> :S
[22:57] <Kiddo> It'd be awkward though considering multiple factors
[22:58] <Kiddo> Cool regardless
[22:58] <gamefan06> http://www.gamespot.com/events/gdc07/st ... ks;title;2
[22:58] <gamefan06> this Holy_Hell
[22:58] <gamefan06> More info on Ouendan 2
[22:58] <Holy_Hell> Moero! Nekkestsu Rhythm Damashi - Osu! Tatakae Ouendan 2
[22:58] <Holy_Hell> Badass title.
[22:58] <gamefan06> I forgot about the mic!!!
[22:59] <Holy_Hell> The DS has a mic?! /sarcasm
[22:59] <gamefan06> That would be awesome for an Ouendan title!!! XD
[22:59] <Kiddo> eeeh?
[22:59] <Kiddo> I dunno
[22:59] <Holy_Hell> I can't imagine it would be..
[22:59] <Holy_Hell> What would you do? Cheer?
[22:59] <Holy_Hell> :S
[22:59] <Kiddo> Well
[22:59] <gamefan06> SING ALONG >:)
[22:59] <Kiddo> Shouting into it would be better than trying to lyric along
[22:59] <Kiddo> gamefan: NO way, that's terrible.
[22:59] <Holy_Hell> Totally.
[22:59] <Holy_Hell> Totally terrible.
[23:00] <gamefan06> It would be an extra mode
[23:00] <Kiddo> No, it'd stink.
[23:00] <Kiddo> Not even Karaoke games have perfected singing along to songs yet.
[23:00] <Kiddo> And they're on more advanced systems.
[23:00] <gamefan06> Depends who is singing
[23:00] <Kiddo> Using the mic should be reserved for making a shout.
[23:00] * Holy_Hell Ganefans_idea
[23:00] <Holy_Hell> I suck
[23:00] <Holy_Hell> ...
[23:00] <Holy_Hell> Woops
[23:00] * Holy_Hell is now known as gamefans_idea
[23:00] <gamefan06> ok then
[23:00] <gamefans_idea> Now I suck! :D
[23:00] * gamefans_idea is now known as Holy_Hell
[23:01] <Holy_Hell> DSL is rubbing off on me
[23:01] <gamefan06> who is gamefan?
[23:01] <Holy_Hell> :o
[23:01] <gamefan06> I'm gamefan06
[23:01] <Holy_Hell> Too bad.
[23:01] <Kiddo> It'd also be difficult to focus on singing while you have to do a ridiculous amount of touch-tapping
[23:01] <Holy_Hell> I'm Holy Hell, not HH.
[23:01] <Holy_Hell> :o
[23:01] <Kiddo> You'd need to be able to multitask at lightning-reflex speed
[23:01] <gamefan06> Oh no no no, it wouldn't be like that
[23:01] <Kiddo> Generally not a good idea.
[23:02] <gamefan06> It would just be an extra mode with no tapping is all
[23:02] <Kiddo> It's hard enough adjusting between tapping dots and spinning discs.
[23:02] <gamefan06> Have you EVER tried singing along with a song while playing EBA?
[23:02] <gamefan06> It's not a good idea, believe me
[23:02] <Holy_Hell> I can sing along and play :o
[23:02] <Holy_Hell> On the easiest setting.
[23:03] <Holy_Hell> But Sweatin'...
[23:03] <Holy_Hell> No way.
[23:03] <Croik> sleep time
[23:03] <Kiddo> gamefan06: Arguement-defeating point?
[23:03] <gamefan06> Well, no shit on the easiest setting
[23:03] <Croik> goodnight~
[23:03] <gamefan06> goodnight
[23:03] <gamefan06> What point?
[23:03] <gamefan06> I never really had one
[23:03] * Croik has quit IRC (Quit: )
[23:04] <gamefan06> I just said a sing-along would be cool as an extra mode
[23:04] <Holy_Hell> Not really.
[23:04] <Kiddo> Then you need to think about how the mic should be used in Ouendan better, if it even should.
[23:04] <Kiddo> The DS's mic isn't advanced enough for a sing-along mode.
[23:04] <Holy_Hell> The DS's mic is horrid.
[23:04] <Kiddo> Again, Xbox 360 Karaoke games don't have advanced enough mics.
[23:04] <gamefan06> ...I think you're thinking that I'm thinking a lot deeper then I am thinking
[23:05] <Kiddo> So people generally cheat on actual karaoke games
[23:05] <Holy_Hell> Gamefan: You don't think deep at all! >:o
[23:05] <Holy_Hell> You can just hum in karaoke.
[23:05] <Holy_Hell> *karaoke games
[23:05] <gamefan06> Depends what im thinking about
[23:05] <gamefan06> Or sometimes I think too deeply
[23:05] <Holy_Hell> Nuh uh!!
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[23:06] <gamefan06> No, believe me, I do
[23:06] <gamefan06> Just look at the old EBA topic on the old Court Records
[23:07] <gamefan06> I think you DID see actually, come to think of it
[23:07] <Holy_Hell> I've seen you think (aka, the noodles?).
[23:07] <Holy_Hell> And yes, I did.
[23:07] <gamefan06> Oh no, that was just me in my funny mood
[23:07] <gamefan06> the whole noodle thing
[23:07] <Holy_Hell> You're never funny. :(
[23:07] <Holy_Hell> sucked
[23:08] <gamefan06> No, I mean the late night funny mood thing
[23:08] <gamefan06> of course nothings funny then
[23:08] <Holy_Hell> Fine fine ;D
[23:08] <Holy_Hell> I shall eb right back! I must find cucumbers! :D
[23:08] <gamefan06> that's the whole point of the funny mood :P
[23:08] <gamefan06> Ah great, now I have the cucumber song in my head
[23:09] <Holy_Hell> One eye at a time! :D
[23:09] <Holy_Hell> Oh, and I'm back... if you can't tell.
[23:10] <gamefan06> HOLY HELL IT'S HOLY_HELL
[23:10] <gamefan06> I never tire of saying that
[23:11] <Holy_Hell> GAMEFAN06!!! ... it's GAMEFAN06!!
[23:11] <Holy_Hell> ...
[23:11] <Holy_Hell> Boo..
[23:11] <gamefan06> ...I don't think that works
[23:12] <Holy_Hell> In Soviet Russia, sex has you!!
[23:12] <gamefan06> Sweet :D
[23:13] <Holy_Hell> Not really. In fact, Sex gets pretty into it. It's almost painful.
[23:13] <gamefan06> *almost* is the key word
[23:13] <Holy_Hell> THe key word is "sex", actually.
[23:14] <gamefan06> Hey man, virgins would cease to exist
[23:14] <gamefan06> can't complain there
[23:14] <gamefan06> oh wait...
[23:14] <Holy_Hell> I'm so confused. What? XD
[23:15] <gamefan06> Hang on, if sex has sex with a chick, could she get pregnant?
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> In Soviet Russia, Pregnancy gets you
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> So, no.
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> Wait...
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> Yeah, no.
[23:15] <gamefan06> But since sex is genderless, would a baby be possible?
[23:16] <gamefan06> Or is it genderless?
[23:16] <gamefan06> Would we be overpopulated by babies whose exsistence is a contradiction within itself?
[23:16] <gamefan06> And woul*shot*
[23:17] * Holy_Hell reloads gun
[23:17] <Holy_Hell> Try that one more time.
[23:17] <Holy_Hell> Go on.
[23:17] <Holy_Hell> I dare you.
[23:17] <gamefan06> But would it be a contradiction? Would it depend if the sex having sex contradicts?
[23:17] <gamefan06> SOVIET RUSSIA CONFUSES ME
[23:18] <gamefan06> ...and don't ever say I never think too deeply
[23:18] <Holy_Hell> You don't think too deeply at all.
[23:18] <Holy_Hell> You think stupidly.
[23:18] * Holy_Hell rips off shirt
[23:18] <gamefan06> lol
[23:18] <Holy_Hell> AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN
[23:18] <gamefan06> nah
[23:18] <gamefan06> No im not
[23:18] * Holy_Hell leaps at you
[23:19] * Holy_Hell strangles
[23:19] <gamefan06> ...that would be a long leap
[23:19] <Holy_Hell> ... are you down yet?
[23:19] <Holy_Hell> JUST DOWN YOURSELF DAMMIT T_T
[23:19] <gamefan06> considering we are in different parts of the world
[23:19] <gamefan06> and I'm right here on my chair
[23:19] <Holy_Hell> What part of ze world are YOU in :3
[23:19] <gamefan06> My own little world
[23:20] <Holy_Hell> T_T Nuh uh. Where are you?
[23:20] * Kiddo watches random footage of Gundam Musou
[23:20] <gamefan06> filled with sunshine, bunnies, chocolate...
[23:20] <gamefan06> AND DEATH
[23:20] <gamefan06> a.k.a Colorado
[23:20] <Holy_Hell> Ah, so it was Colorado.
[23:20] <Holy_Hell> Poor guy.
[23:20] <Holy_Hell> ... Colorado is awesome :(
[23:20] <gamefan06> Poor!?
[23:21] <gamefan06> oh
[23:21] <gamefan06> never mind
[23:21] <gamefan06> Yes it is :D
[23:21] <gamefan06> except the damn snow
[23:22] <Holy_Hell> Snow is wonderful.
[23:22] <Holy_Hell> War games in snow is the funnest thing ever.
[23:22] <gamefan06> We got a huge blizzard in December, and it's still melting
[23:22] <Holy_Hell> AWESOME!! :O
[23:22] <gamefan06> I don't mind snow, it's just huge amounts like that
[23:22] <gamefan06> and snow days are very very rare
[23:23] <gamefan06> since 2-3 feet of snow is nothing to us
[23:23] * Holy_Hell sighs
[23:23] <Holy_Hell> I love snow.
[23:23] <Holy_Hell> Snow is so snowy...
[23:23] <Holy_Hell> and snowy....
[23:24] <gamefan06> NO WAI
[23:24] <Holy_Hell> and snowy......
[23:24] <gamefan06> SRSLY!?
[23:24] <Holy_Hell> and snowy............
[23:24] <Holy_Hell> snow....
[23:24] <gamefan06> Where do you live?
[23:24] <Holy_Hell> Cowboy country.
[23:24] <gamefan06> Texas?
[23:24] <Holy_Hell> Left.
[23:24] <Holy_Hell> Go left!!
[23:24] <gamefan06> New Mexico?
[23:24] <Holy_Hell> LEFTER
[23:24] <gamefan06> Arizona?
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> LEFTER
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> THEN LEFT AGAIN
[23:25] <gamefan06> California
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> NO GO LEFTER
[23:25] <gamefan06> The middle of the Pacific?
[23:25] <gamefan06> Hawaii?
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> Keep going left.
[23:25] <gamefan06> Japan?
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> Now go right.
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> >D
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> *:D
[23:25] <gamefan06> Hawaii?
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> Right.
[23:25] <gamefan06> California?
[23:26] <Holy_Hell> Right
[23:26] * gamefan06 knows it's Arizona
[23:26] <Holy_Hell> Now go up
[23:26] <Holy_Hell> It's not Arizona
[23:26] <Holy_Hell> :O
[23:26] <gamefan06> Nevada?
[23:26] <gamefan06> O RLY?
[23:26] <Holy_Hell> Now go right
[23:26] <gamefan06> Utah?
[23:26] <Holy_Hell> Right
[23:26] <gamefan06> Colorado?
[23:26] <Holy_Hell> Down
[23:26] <gamefan06> Oklahoma?
[23:26] <Holy_Hell> Left
[23:26] <gamefan06> New Mexico?
[23:26] <Holy_Hell> Up
[23:27] <gamefan06> Utah?
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> Left
[23:27] <gamefan06> Colorado?
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> Down
[23:27] <gamefan06> Oklahoma?
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> Left
[23:27] <gamefan06> New York?
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> You're getting warmer...
[23:28] <gamefan06> North Virginia?
[23:28] <Holy_Hell> Wrong.
[23:28] <gamefan06> Ohio
[23:28] <Holy_Hell> It was Arizona.
[23:28] <Holy_Hell> :D
[23:28] <gamefan06> DAMN YOU
[23:28] <gamefan06> I KNEW IT
[23:28] <Holy_Hell> Nuh uh
[23:28] <gamefan06> I heard you say it before
[23:28] <Holy_Hell> Nuh uh
[23:28] <gamefan06> Yuh uh
[23:28] <Holy_Hell> NUH UH
[23:29] <gamefan06> YUH HUH
[23:29] <Holy_Hell> My username could beat up your username!!
[23:29] <gamefan06> at least mine isn't a contradiction within itself
[23:29] <gamefan06> Hell isn't Holy
[23:29] <Holy_Hell> That's what makes mine so cool.
[23:30] <gamefan06> because I am a gamefan
[23:30] <gamefan06> but that screenname was taken, so it's gamefan06
[23:30] <Holy_Hell> Gamefan is so typical! No personality to it!! >:O
[23:30] <gamefan06> Yes, gamefan is typical
[23:30] <gamefan06> gamefan06 isn't
[23:30] <Holy_Hell> Yes it is.
[23:31] <gamefan06> you see, I added the "06" at the end
[23:31] <gamefan06> because I felt like it
[23:31] <Holy_Hell> http://www.google.com/search?q=gamefan0 ... =firefox-a
[23:31] <Holy_Hell> Are any of those you? :P
[23:32] <gamefan06> most of them I think, let me look
[23:32] <Holy_Hell> p.p
[23:32] <Holy_Hell> At least every Vlastokov is me!
[23:32] <gamefan06> The anime one isn't
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> Ha.
[23:33] <gamefan06> oh SHIT
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> There's no other forum with a Holy Hell.
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> I win.
[23:33] <gamefan06> it's taken on Wikipedia apparently
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> O_o
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> Cool.
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> Holy Hell isn't.
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> It's me!! :D
[23:34] <gamefan06> That means if I ever wanted to join it, i'd have to be something else
[23:34] <gamefan06> NOOOOOO
[23:34] <gamefan06> Holy crap, the Wiki guy is a faq
[23:34] <gamefan06> HE ISNT WORTHY OF MY SCREENNAME
[23:34] <Holy_Hell> Hahaha.
[23:35] <gamefan06> no gamefan is into RAP
[23:35] <Holy_Hell> Amusing.
[23:35] <Holy_Hell> Truly amusing.
[23:35] <gamefan06> oh wow, I forgot about a lot of this stuff
[23:36] <gamefan06> ..like this http://jediknight2.filefront.com/potd/49114
[23:36] <gamefan06> A screenie I took in Jedi Academy
[23:36] <Holy_Hell> Neat.
[23:37] <Holy_Hell> Loser.
[23:37] <gamefan06> The word is "nerd"
[23:37] <Holy_Hell> ;D
[23:37] <gamefan06> lol
[23:37] <Holy_Hell> You're still a loser.
[23:38] <gamefan06> Something I didnt get about that though
[23:38] <gamefan06> Most of the comments say 8-9/10
[23:38] <gamefan06> But the overall score is 6.2
[23:38] <gamefan06> *6.4
[23:38] <Holy_Hell> :/
[23:38] <Holy_Hell> Amusing
[23:39] <gamefan06> thanks :D
[23:40] <Holy_Hell> I'm giving myself a facial! :O
[23:40] <Holy_Hell> I feel so purty!
[23:41] <gamefan06> We all feel purty
[23:41] <Holy_Hell> Except I also LOOK purty, rather than just feel it.
[23:41] <Holy_Hell> ;3
[23:41] <gamefan06> lol
[23:42] <Holy_Hell> The cucumber juice can burn your eyes T_T
[23:42] <Holy_Hell> *sniffle*
[23:42] <gamefan06> IM A CUCUMBER
[23:42] <Holy_Hell> YOUR A CUCUMBER
[23:42] <Holy_Hell> :o
[23:42] <gamefan06> PLEASE DONT TAKE ME TO THE PICKLE FARM
[23:43] <Holy_Hell> YOU DONT GO TO THE PICKLE FARM LOL
[23:43] <Holy_Hell> YOUR A CUCUMBER
[23:43] <Holy_Hell> kk
[23:43] <Holy_Hell> :D
[23:43] <gamefan06> oh good
[23:44] <Holy_Hell> YOU BET ITZ GOOD LOL
[23:44] <Holy_Hell> :O
[23:44] <gamefan06> Of course it's good
[23:44] <gamefan06> my screenname gives me good luck
[23:44] <Holy_Hell> MY VOICE GIVES ME STRENGTH
[23:45] <Holy_Hell> BUT MY HAIR ALLOWS ME TO DEFY GRAVITY
[23:45] <gamefan06> Your looks give me an erection
[23:45] <Holy_Hell> ;D
[23:45] <Holy_Hell> I regularly post my picture on internet communities, just to see how many talk about what a pretty girl I am.
[23:45] <Holy_Hell> It kills me inside.
[23:46] <Holy_Hell> But I feel so purty when they say it! <3
[23:46] <gamefan06> but you're a guy
[23:46] <gamefan06> you said so
[23:46] <gamefan06> ;)
[23:46] <Holy_Hell> Does the word "androgynous" mean anything to you? ;)
[23:46] <Holy_Hell> I look INCREDIBLY female.
[23:46] <Holy_Hell> =_=
[23:47] <gamefan06> no it means nothing to me right now
[23:47] <gamefan06> *goes to look up androgynous in dictionary*
[23:47] <gamefan06> oh, you're a hermie
[23:47] <gamefan06> now it means something
[23:48] <Holy_Hell> Hermaphrodite? Nooo.
[23:48] <Holy_Hell> I just look really girly :D
[23:48] <gamefan06> O RLY?
[23:48] <Holy_Hell> YA RLY
[23:49] <gamefan06> NO WAI
[23:49] <Holy_Hell> And the ladies love it ;D
[23:49] <Holy_Hell> YA WAI
[23:49] <gamefan06> well, I gtg now
[23:50] <gamefan06> dream about me ;)
[23:50] <Holy_Hell> I'll try to :o
[23:50] <gamefan06> I'll dream of you ;)
[23:50] <Holy_Hell> :3
[23:50] * Holy_Hell vomits
Session Close: Wed Mar 07 23:50:35 2007

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D: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHY CAN YOU NOT SHORTEN THIS SHIT.

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<gamefan06> I was in full out weird mode and that might be worth a laugh sometime
<Anon231> :O
<gamefan06> I guess so
<Anon231> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING
<Anon231> I CLICKED ON IT
<Anon231> ARGH
<Anon231> AH
<Anon231> PENIS
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I think that is the funniest thing I've seen in the chat so far. ;P

^-- That was me.

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ORLY???

:P

Yeah. There was this thing that linked to a browser IRC that linked me to Gyakusai. It freaked me out, thus my Penis-worthy reaction.

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Me, ranting about an idea for an alternate Phoenix Wright Universe. I'm putting it here so bored people can read it and so I have it saved somewhere on the internets.

<DSL-69> I call it the "headshot" universe.
<DSL-69> The thing that makes it different is that in DL-6, Edgeworth throws the gun...
<DSL-69> ...and the bulled hits Manfred in the head and kills him.
<Holy_Hell> :D
<Anders> sucks for him
<Holy_Hell> I like it so far
<DSL-69> The legal system wasn't hard-ass yet, so Miles didn't get put away or anything.
<DSL-69> After psychological councling, etc, he fulfills his dream of becoming a defense attorney.
<DSL-69> Under the watchful eye of his father, of course.
<Anders> so Gregory is still alive...and Yanni Yogi wasn't socially destroyed
<DSL-69> Yeah.
<DSL-69> Though I haven't found a use for Yanni yet.
<DSL-69> Case 1: Turnabout University.
<Anders> does this mean that Edgeworth would be the main defense attorney?
<DSL-69> Yes.
<Anders> woah
<Holy_Hell> Neat
<DSL-69> Edgeworth has to defend third-year art student Phoenix Wright, who was accused of pushing Newspaper salesman Frank Sahwit into a frozen lake.
<DSL-69> Well, not completely frozen.
<Holy_Hell> :o Frozen lake.
<Holy_Hell> I love it!
* Anders temporarily lapses in to Superstar Saga and reads it as "Turnabout Hooniversity"
<Anders> I kinda wonder what Phoenix will do now....
<DSL-69> The culprit would be first-year student Richard Wellington, who got mad at Sahwit
when he didn't want to be an informant for his little gang.
<Holy_Hell> :o
<Holy_Hell> A murderer in both dimensions!
<DSL-69> Payne would still have all his hair, since Mia Fey never had a reason to become a Defense attorney.
<Anders> lol
<Holy_Hell> So you'd use the GS4 sprite?
<Holy_Hell> OH nevermind
<Anders> GS3
<Holy_Hell> I forgot the GS3 one
<Anders> POMPADOUR POWER
<DSL-69> He'd lose part of it because he sympathized with Wellington; he reminded him of himself when he was a college student.
<DSL-69> That's all I have now.
<DSL-69> For case 1.
<DSL-69> Case 2: Turnabout Studio
<DSL-69> Steel Samurai Will Powers is accused of killing famous Director Dee Vasquez over some contract dealie or something.
<DSL-69> This would be the same as our case three except for two things.
<DSL-69> PW 1 Case 3
<DSL-69> The victim and real killer are switched.
<Holy_Hell> :OOOOOO
<DSL-69> And the role of Penny Nichols would be taken by...
<Holy_Hell> MY MOUTHS GROW WITH ANTICIPATION
<Anders> oh so this time Hammer was successful?
<DSL-69> Yes.
<Holy_Hell> Neato
<Anders> interesting
<DSL-69> The circumstances would be changed so it wasn't the exact same case.
<DSL-69> However...
<Anders> role of Penny Nichols would be taken by...Penny? :B
<DSL-69> No.
<DSL-69> It would be taken by Maya Fey, who left the Mountain at age 16 because she would never become the next Kurain Master.
<DSL-69> After all, Mystic Mia's powers are far superior.
<Holy_Hell> This is getting neat.
<Holy_Hell> Kinda like Haruhi Suzumiya book 3, where everybody's life is different without Haruhi.
<DSL-69> Ah.
<DSL-69> That's all I got for that so far.
<DSL-69> Case 3: Turnabout Bar.
<Anders> mmmm, bar
<DSL-69> The victim would be Soryuu Kanimogi, a famous Defense Attorney.
<DSL-69> (This is my favorite case, BTW)
<DSL-69> Who died at some bar.
<DSL-69> The defendant would be the long-lasting bartender...
<DSL-69> Larry Butz.
<DSL-69> He finally found a steady job.
<DSL-69> I don't know exactly how he'll die yet.
<Anders> impossible! even in an alternate universe!
<DSL-69> But there will be two real killers:
<DSL-69> Redd White and Urami Shikabane.
<DSL-69> Since Redd didn't have a spirit medium to rat on in 2001, he didn't get as good as start on his blackmail business as he did in our world.
<DSL-69> So instead of starting a legal corperation...
<DSL-69> ...he joined forces with the mob.
<DSL-69> Urami would take the place of April May.
<Anders> splendiferous
<DSL-69> The reason they had to kill Soryuu?
<DSL-69> He was on their trail, like Mia had been in the real universe.
<Holy_Hell> :D
<DSL-69> He'd started because he found the coincidences interesting...
<Holy_Hell> Nifty
<DSL-69> ...but the turning point came when the mob killed his girlfriend...
<DSL-69> ...Mimi Miney, a successful nurse.
<Holy_Hell> :O
<Holy_Hell> THE REVELATIONS
<Anders> ahaha
<DSL-69> Hey, Mimi could have been a decent person had she not killed those 12 people.
<DSL-69> Case 4: Spiritual Turnabout
<Anders> why would they--ah, that's what I was about to get at
<DSL-69> This one's rather vague.
<Anders> though actually I had it figured differently
<DSL-69> But Maya would drag Edgeworth to her home town for some reason.
<Anders> I thought Grey would be responsible and hire the mob to kill Mimi to make it look like she was at fault
<DSL-69> I could also do that.
<DSL-69> That sounds better, maybe.
<Anders> (since Mimi was already responsible in the "real" world)
<DSL-69> Yeah.
<Anders> the mob wouldn't kill Mimi for no reason
<DSL-69> To get at Soryuu.
<Anders> unless one of the people she let die was a mobster or something
<DSL-69> Was my original reason.
<DSL-69> Maybe he was in the car and escaped the crash.
<Anders> but you said that Soryuu was going after them because they killed his girlfriend
<DSL-69> Sorry.
<Anders> teh paradox! :O
<DSL-69> I meant that he was starting to get on their trail for an unrelated reason, and they killed her to send a message.
<DSL-69> Or else...
<DSL-69> He was in the car at the time, but he escaped the crash.
<DSL-69> Maybe his eyes got damaged in the fire and he had to wear a visor from that point on.
<DSL-69> I don't know. I admit I'm very vague.
<DSL-69> But Case 4 would have Misty Fey as the victim and Mia Fey as the defendant. I assume you all know who the killer would be in that case.
<DSL-69> Morgan, taking two birds out with one stone.
<Holy_Hell> Niftyneato
<Anders> aww, and here I thought it would be Pearl
<DSL-69> Maya never would have honed her powers in this universe, so she wouldn't matter.
<DSL-69> Nah, I don't want to make pearl evil.
<Anders> Pearl the Mafioso
<DSL-69> The twist would be that it involves Shelly De Killer somehow.
<DSL-69> I don't know how yet, I haven't planned much this far forward.
<Holy_Hell> XD
<Holy_Hell> I know the feeling.
<DSL-69> Maybe he'd appear in tourist garb at random times and comment on how good the weather is.
<Anders> he could...uhh...kidnap Maya again. #_#
<DSL-69> That too.
<Anders> or Pearl
<Anders> or something
<Anders> actually
<Anders> having him kidnap Pearl would help ease the suspicion on Morgan
<DSL-69> I did have an alternate theory in which Morgan would also hire De Killer to kill HER with Misty in order to throw suspision off of her. The ultimate sacrifice for the sake of her child.
<DSL-69> I don't think I can make it work though.
<Holy_Hell> Funky O_o
<DSL-69> Mia would have to channel her to get the truth out.
<DSL-69> They could put all the suspicion on Pearl and make Spirit-Morgan crack or something crazy like that.
<DSL-69> I don't know how that's possible though.
<DSL-69> Case 5 is the vaguest of all in my mind so far.
<DSL-69> The victim would be Gregory Edgeworth.
<DSL-69> Maybe I'd kill him with a car bomb or something.
<Anders> car bomb? o_O
<Holy_Hell> Monky style.
<Holy_Hell> *Monk
<DSL-69> I don't know, I'm just throwing things out there.
<Holy_Hell> I love your ideas, though
<Holy_Hell> If you could just organize it all and amke it, it'd be great
<DSL-69> That's why I'm writing it here with people to ask me things.
<DSL-69> I can save this chatlog and use it as reference.
<DSL-69> Anyway...
<Anders> I kinda wonder about what Edgeworth's personality would be like
<DSL-69> I say it'd be relatively nice, but with a bit of angst over killing a man a long time ago.
<DSL-69> If I had to reuse the sprite in a custom-made game, I could say he wears the cravat as a tribute to the man he killed.
<Anders> despite it being a complete freak accident?
<DSL-69> True.
<DSL-69> I'm just used to an angsty Edgeworth. I'd be hard to flip his personality all the way around.
<Anders> :P
<DSL-69> But let me finish one more thing.
<DSL-69> Case 5's killer?
<Holy_Hell> YEAH
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<Holy_Hell> ?!
<DSL-69> The person at the center of the conspiracy Greg had been chasing throughout the game.
<DSL-69> Damon Gant
<Holy_Hell> :O
<Holy_Hell> IT ALL ENDS IN CONSPIRACIES
<DSL-69> He'd be doing the same stuff, but his pawn isn't Lana this time.
<Holy_Hell> THEY'S EVERYWHERE
<Holy_Hell> It's ...?
<DSL-69> The orphan girl he adopted in 2005...
<DSL-69> Franziska Von Karma
<Holy_Hell> :o
<Holy_Hell> YOUR WACKY DIMENSION IS SO NEAT
<Anders> crazy
<Holy_Hell> No, not crazy.
<Holy_Hell> Wacky.
<DSL-69> FVK's sister died one way or another in 2005, and she became orphaned.
<DSL-69> So Damon adopted her.
<DSL-69> And trained her to prosecute all his cases without questioning the evidence.
<DSL-69> The perfect pawn.
<Holy_Hell> So she's like an attack dog with a whip?
<DSL-69> Yep.
<Holy_Hell> Does she bark?
<DSL-69> She'll have an unnatural hate towards Edgeworth, for obvious reasons.
* Anders imagines Friska clapping
<DSL-69> I don't know yet.
<DSL-69> Oh... I forgot to mention my main Prosecutor.
<Holy_Hell> Doo tell!
<Anders> WINSTON PAYNE
<DSL-69> No.
<DSL-69> I'm currently leading toward...
<Holy_Hell> MISSLE
<DSL-69> Kirihito Garyuu
<DSL-69> Who became a prosecutor due to either:
* Holy_Hell double take vomit explosion
<Anders> ga-whah?
<DSL-69> 1) The surplus of Defense Attornies and lack of Prosecutors in this universe
<Holy_Hell> "Yeah, there's a lot of Defense dudes. I'll be a Prosecutor"
<Holy_Hell> Makes sense to me.
<Anders> :\
<DSL-69> or 2) Some freak killing off of his little brother that didn't happen in our universe
<Anders> hmmm
<Holy_Hell> We still need to figure out how whole persona though
<Holy_Hell> In a month T_T
<Anders> personally, I'd suggest refraining from using characters that we know so little about
<DSL-69> Garyuu (crying): He just wanted to be a rock star... that's all he wanted! *cries*
<DSL-69> Ooops, reduntant cries
<Anders> he's THAT sad
<DSL-69> I wouldn't start writing this now.
<DSL-69> He could be.

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Wow that alternate universe sounds awesome.
It's a shame that if you ever make it, I've spoilt everything for myself now. Oh well, I'll live.
And I like what you've done with Friska. One question though, would Phoenix still become a defense attorney? Or would he stay as an artist? Or- wait for it- Turnabout University could be set in the past, and Phoenix could be the main prosecutor! OMG and so on. Though you would have to flip the sprites, if you do make it...

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Phoenix could join the police! :P

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Hmmm... never thought of that angle. I just figure'd he'd stay an illustrator because he doesn't have an Edgeworth to save. Hmmm....

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I have a feeling somebody is going to post an excerpt of our little "we were taking drugs" chat, in which half the members had tried out this program that synchs up your brain waves in order to emulate moods, emotions, and other states that are achievable through drug use- using sound. It was interesting.. kind of.

It wasn't a pretty convo. Zuddha tried "Marijuana" and typed like crap (presumably getting stoned), I was getting PMS-ey after the "Caffeine" wore off, and Gamefan tried out "valium" and got ultra relaxed. -_- To be blunt, it was no fun (at least for me) and got very, very "wtf".

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^I'm glad I wan't a part of that. Well, I was there, but I didn't do anything.

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It's hours after it and I'm still in massive pain. You better believe you're happy about not trying it.

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Correct, it is going to be posted...right now. It's long, but it actually has been shortened big time.

Session Start: Sat Mar 10 22:34:42 2007
Session Ident: #gyakusai
[22:34] * Now talking in #gyakusai
[22:34] * Topic is 'Welcome to Gyakusai, for your Ace Attorney chatting needs: Current Topic - Dick Gumshoe: Chief of police? Married to Maggey? BOTH!? Or the second resident of Hobohodo's cardboard box!? | Survey says: No he's just a giant fagmo.'
[22:34] * Set by Godot on Fri Mar 09 13:23:23
[22:34] <Holy_Hell> >_>
[22:34] <gamefan06> HIDEY HO!
[22:34] <Holy_Hell> But damn, I feel so PMS-ey.
[22:35] <Holy_Hell> Stupid ass "caffeine".. I'm gonna try that 24kz frequency, supposed to calm you down.
[22:35] <gamefan06> ....ok then
[22:35] <zuddha> oh man
[22:35] <zuddha> i wanna try abomb
[22:35] <Holy_Hell> Hey gamefan.
[22:35] <zuddha> it supposedly makes you die
[22:35] <gamefan06> Hello Holy Hell
[22:35] <Holy_Hell> Me and Zuddha got this program that emulates these frequencies that fuck with your brain waves
[22:35] <Holy_Hell> He tried marijuana
[22:35] <Holy_Hell> I tried caffeine
[22:36] <zuddha> haha
[22:36] <zuddha> e-errefer
[22:36] <zuddha> reeferf
[22:36] <zuddha> refere
[22:36] <zuddha> reefer
[22:36] <zuddha> thar we go xd
[22:36] <gamefan06> Ok
[22:36] <Holy_Hell> You're fucked :/
[22:36] <zuddha> nah
[22:36] <zuddha> i just cant type
[22:36] <Holy_Hell> For me, it worked at first, but after a while, I lost my energetic mood after about ten minutes
[22:36] <zuddha> and im really realaxed
[22:36] <Holy_Hell> Now I feel, as stated above, PMS-ey
[22:37] <gamefan06> I'm feeling...
[22:37] <zuddha> but yeah reding toh forums is al
[22:37] <zuddha> a-bomb si gbest
[22:37] <gamefan06> Like me
[22:37] <Holy_Hell> Goddamn headache
[22:37] <Holy_Hell> I'm fucking gonna kill the peopel that made i-Doser
[22:37] <Holy_Hell> I feel so awful.
[22:37] <gamefan06> I made the i-Doser
[22:38] <gamefan06> (whatever the fuck it is)
[22:38] <Holy_Hell> It's the program I was talking about.
[22:38] <Holy_Hell> it uses sounds to synch your brain waves into moods.
[22:38] <gamefan06> Oh that
[22:38] <zuddha> oh
[22:38] <zuddha> I'm coming off of it now
[22:38] <zuddha> but that reminds me
[22:38] <gamefan06> Where do you get it?
[22:38] <zuddha> like two years ago or osmeting
[22:39] <zuddha> in my comscip
[22:39] <zuddha> class
[22:39] <zuddha> i found another program that wored= on binaural freqneicytes
[22:39] <zuddha> to liek cal m you down etc
[22:39] <gamefan06> I gotta fuckin' try this XD
[22:39] <Holy_Hell> goddamn headache...
[22:39] <Holy_Hell> PMS effects.
[22:39] <zuddha> it sounded liek a ufo shoveling sound
[22:39] <zuddha> sand
[22:39] <Holy_Hell> GODDAMN YOU IDOSER
[22:39] <zuddha> shoveling sand
[22:39] <zuddha> oh man shoveling sound sounds awesome
[22:39] <zuddha> "you know, cultural snow"
[22:39] <zuddha> best book ever
[22:39] <gamefan06> Is it a downloadable thingy?
[22:39] <zuddha> the wind-u pb rid gcrhonicl
[22:40] <Holy_Hell> Gamefan: yeah
[22:40] <gamefan06> LINK
[22:40] <Holy_Hell> http://www.download.com/I-Doser/3000-20 ... 96010.html (NOTE FROM GAMEFAN: Click if you want, but be warned. You may end up regretting it.)
[22:40] <zuddha> gamefan> deal is its less intense than teh real ting
[22:40] <zuddha> and effects dont last as long
[22:40] <zuddha> but you aslo donnt get shit in our body
[22:40] <gamefan06> Still works for me
[22:40] <Holy_Hell> Goddamn fuck fuck fuck fuckl
[22:41] <Holy_Hell> I'm lying down
[22:41] <Holy_Hell> See ya, assholes
[22:41] <zuddha> bye face
[22:41] <gamefan06> I'm gonna go try it out now

25 Minutes later......

[23:13] <gamefan06> this is AWESOME
[23:13] <Holy_Hell> Oh, you wanna hear MY experience?
[23:13] <Holy_Hell> I feel pretty FUCKED UP
[23:14] <gamefan06> sure
[23:14] <Holy_Hell> And pissed off
[23:14] <tehheadbang> does it give you a high-ish feeling
[23:14] <Holy_Hell> <_<
[23:14] <Holy_Hell> Depends on what you use
[23:14] <gamefan06> I cant describe it too well
[23:14] <Holy_Hell> Zuddha tried marijuana and it screwed him up big time
[23:14] <Holy_Hell> Gamefan is taking valium.
[23:14] <Holy_Hell> Which makes you relaxed and tired.
[23:14] <gamefan06> its like im just...really relaxed
[23:14] <Holy_Hell> I did mega-caffeine.
[23:14] <gamefan06> and a little tired yeah
[23:14] <Holy_Hell> At first, I was hyperactive and happy.
[23:14] <tehheadbang> is this exactly... bad for you?
[23:14] <gamefan06> no
[23:14] <Holy_Hell> Thirty minutes later, I feel damn angry.
[23:14] <Holy_Hell> And no
[23:15] <tehheadbang> huh
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> Ethically, it is.
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> After all, we're controlling our emotions using machines
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> :P
[23:15] <tehheadbang> ethically?
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> Wait
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> Not ethically
[23:15] <tehheadbang> oh.
[23:15] <tehheadbang> link
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> Oh, yeah, that's the right word
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> And no.
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> >_>
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> It's TOO DANGEROUS!!
[23:15] <tehheadbang> :(
[23:15] <tehheadbang> really?
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> No
[23:15] <Holy_Hell> But Gamefan IS taking an ULTRA STRONG sedative, technically.
[23:16] <Holy_Hell> So if he started driving a car, he'd probably fall asleep and kill everyone
[23:16] <tehheadbang> but does it have any permanent damage?
[23:16] <Holy_Hell> Nope
[23:16] <tehheadbang> interesting
[23:16] <Holy_Hell> Indeed.
[23:16] <tehheadbang> where is zuddha, anyway?
[23:16] <gamefan06> Well, I cant drive
[23:16] <gamefan06> No license
[23:16] <tehheadbang> me neither
[23:16] <Holy_Hell> Same for me.
[23:16] <gamefan06> Im just here in my room
[23:17] <gamefan06> and it is SUPBERB
[23:17] <Holy_Hell> And I'd say that if there was any negative effect, it'd purely be that the caffeine makes you feel horrible afterwards.
[23:17] <Holy_Hell> I feel so PMS-ey. T_T
[23:17] <Holy_Hell> But I did get thirty minutes of running around and screaming.
[23:17] <tehheadbang> where did you guys find this?
[23:17] <Holy_Hell> Me and Zuddha found it.
[23:17] <gamefan06> Hell gave me deh link and stuff
[23:18] <tehheadbang> so...... is it just a sound file?
[23:18] <gamefan06> yep
[23:18] <Holy_Hell> It's a program.
[23:18] <tehheadbang> oh
[23:18] <Holy_Hell> That runs the sound file you
[23:18] <gamefan06> it comes with two and then you have to buy them
[23:18] <gamefan06> which sucks
[23:18] <Holy_Hell> Me and Zuddha just pirated the rest
[23:18] <Holy_Hell> :P
[23:18] <Holy_Hell> Oh, fuck, my headaches back.
[23:18] <gamefan06> ooooohhh pirates have eyepatches
[23:19] <tehheadbang> pirates of the burning sea looks cool
[23:19] <gamefan06> Im not sure if I got the full dose or not
[23:19] <tehheadbang> this is creeping me out
[23:19] <DSL-69> Flagulate!
[23:19] <gamefan06> I AM relaxed, but like my hyper late night self is here too
[23:20] <gamefan06> So its like a mixy mix
[23:20] <gamefan06> of mixyness
[23:20] <Holy_Hell> tehheadbang: it is rather creepy, but hey, it's also pretty intriguing.
[23:20] <Holy_Hell> Brain waves are interesting.
[23:20] <tehheadbang> If they're not drugs, what are they?
[23:20] <gamefan06> sound waves silly
[23:21] <Holy_Hell> They're sound wavs that synch up your brain waves to certain moods
[23:21] <Holy_Hell> That's what
[23:21] <gamefan06> they make your brain all boobug
[23:21] <tehheadbang> if you turned it off, would it go away instantly?
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[23:21] <DSL-69> Nothing more than an auditory hallucinogen, you see.
[23:21] <gamefan06> ...i guess so
[23:21] <tehheadbang> you should try it
[23:21] <DSL-69> Why two Guillermos?
[23:21] <gamefan06> I don't think its harmful or anything
[23:21] <gamefan06> why not?
[23:22] <tehheadbang> attack of the clones
[23:22] <Holy_Hell> No, it doesn't go away if you turn it off.
[23:22] <gamefan06> Dey are twins perhaps
[23:22] <DSL-69> One will probably fall sooner or later.
[23:22] <Holy_Hell> You only listen to the sounds for a few minutes.
[23:22] <Holy_Hell> Then the effects happen.
[23:22] <gamefan06> Or in my case 25 minutes
[23:22] <gamefan06> cus it said to
[23:22] <Holy_Hell> Yeah, it differs on the "drug"
[23:22] <Holy_Hell> Caffeine is a quick five, valium is 25.
[23:22] <Holy_Hell> Marijuana is ten.
[23:22] <Holy_Hell> Etc.
[23:23] <tehheadbang> I can imagine the advertising
[23:23] <gamefan06> Is there anything I could do while listening to it that does weaken it?
[23:23] <Holy_Hell> Nope
[23:23] <tehheadbang> like the smokeless cigarrettes
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[23:23] * Guillermo^|Bahintherumpus is now known as Guillermo`|Bed
[23:23] <Holy_Hell> Just make sure you only listen to it in quiet
[23:23] <gamefan06> It wasn't the most entertaining 25 of my life
[23:23] <DSL-69> There it goes.
[23:23] <gamefan06> ok
[23:24] <tehheadbang> DRUGS WITHOUT DEYSTROYING YOUR LIFE!
[23:24] <Holy_Hell> Yup
[23:24] <tehheadbang> really now gamefan
[23:24] <tehheadbang> then why don't you people link me?
[23:24] <gamefan06> I'm tempted to try another but i no i shouldnt
[23:24] <Holy_Hell> I'll link you to a better one
[23:24] <Holy_Hell> Google "Brain wave generator"
[23:24] <tehheadbang> whatever
[23:24] <Holy_Hell> It's more bare bones linking, but it doesn't require purchase
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> *looking
[23:25] <tehheadbang> let change the subject
[23:25] <tehheadbang> I'm bored
[23:25] <gamefan06> ill look it up too
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> And I'm fucking pissed off.
[23:25] <gamefan06> freebie is goodbie
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> How are you, Gamefan?
[23:25] <tehheadbang> I see
[23:25] <gamefan06> Relaxed...kinda tired
[23:25] <tehheadbang> you suck, holy_hell!
[23:25] <Holy_Hell> Go die in a ditch, you loser.
[23:25] <gamefan06> I feel weightless
[23:25] <tehheadbang> wow
[23:25] <gamefan06> and stuff
[23:26] <tehheadbang> was that a joke?
[23:26] <gamefan06> like I could float away
[23:26] <DSL-69> Pandulf IV (also spelled Randulf, Bandulf, Pandulph, Pandolf, Paldolf, or Pandolfo) was the prince of Capua on three separate occasions.
[23:26] <tehheadbang> WTF?
[23:26] <gamefan06> no joke
[23:26] <Holy_Hell> Sort of. I am mentally PMS-ing so I did feel the need to say it.
[23:26] <tehheadbang> not you gamefan
[23:26] <DSL-69> I decided to distract yous through use of a random wiki sentence.
[23:26] <tehheadbang> I was testing you to see your reaction
[23:26] <gamefan06> But I'm not gonna try flying out the window or anything
[23:26] <gamefan06> oh ok den
[23:26] <Holy_Hell> Oh, well, whatever.
[23:26] <DSL-69> The Perth Australia Temple is the 106th operating temple of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
[23:26] <DSL-69> .
[23:26] <DSL-69> I'll stop now.
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> God, my lower stomach is burning up and I have such a headache..
[23:27] <tehheadbang> "dot dot dot."
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> -_-
[23:27] <tehheadbang> maybe you 2 should stop.
[23:27] <gamefan06> That is soooo intersting DSL
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> We did a while ago.
[23:27] <gamefan06> we did
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> We administered the doses
[23:27] <tehheadbang> oh
[23:27] <gamefan06> its been gone for a while
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> And then let it affect us
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> Yeah
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> Except me
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> I'm still feeling the effects
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> >_>
[23:27] <Holy_Hell> Goddamn fucking assholes who made it.
[23:27] <tehheadbang> then why is gamefan still relaxed?
[23:28] <gamefan06> I mean heck DSL I used to be mormon once and I didn't know that XD
[23:28] <gamefan06> Its only been 10 minutes for me
[23:28] <gamefan06> since it stopped
[23:28] <DSL-69> Aye.
[23:28] <Holy_Hell> Gamefan only used about 75% of the whole dose, though
[23:28] <Holy_Hell> :P
[23:28] <DSL-69> I'm getting tired and my sarcasm detectors are running at reduced capacity.
[23:28] <DSL-69> I need ether to recharge my MP.
[23:29] <gamefan06> Rest assured one day I will get the other 100 percent one
[23:29] <tehheadbang> TP>MP
[23:29] <gamefan06> dosey dose doooo
[23:29] <Holy_Hell> I stilll feel in a pickle mood.
[23:29] <Holy_Hell> I wish I had pickles.
[23:29] <Holy_Hell> -_-
[23:29] <gamefan06> ...im a cucumber
[23:29] <tehheadbang> I'm a waffle
[23:30] <gamefan06> no pickle farm for me pleeze
[23:30] <tehheadbang> my friend next to me says I shouldn't try "the drug"
[23:30] <gamefan06> pleeze rhymes with cheese
[23:30] <tehheadbang> after gamefan, I'm starting to think that he's right.
[23:30] <tehheadbang> and holy_hell
[23:30] <Holy_Hell> What?
[23:31] <gamefan06> Well my usual late night crazy self is leaking through too
[23:31] <tehheadbang> you people seem rather...... odd
[23:31] <gamefan06> So its a bit of a mix
[23:31] <Holy_Hell> It's that goddamn i-Doser, fucking with my brain...
[23:31] <Holy_Hell> -_-
[23:31] <gamefan06> I likey I-doser :3
[23:31] <gamefan06> dosey dose dose
[23:31] <tehheadbang> ryu-neko is right next to me
[23:32] <gamefan06> isey-doosey-do
[23:32] <Holy_Hell> Oh god, I'm never taking drugs if this is what it does to me...
[23:32] <tehheadbang> newbie on the forums
[23:32] <tehheadbang> yayz
[23:32] <gamefan06> whoa rly
[23:32] <DSL-69> How ironic.
[23:32] <gamefan06> srsly
[23:32] <tehheadbang> ya rly
[23:32] <Holy_Hell> If I wanna feel PMS-ey, there are other ways, some more NATURAL than others. >_>
[23:32] <Holy_Hell> Not that I'd ever want to.
[23:32] <Holy_Hell> And I said hi to that guy.
[23:32] <Holy_Hell> In his thread.
[23:32] <gamefan06> this is the best way though
[23:32] <tehheadbang> yes you did
[23:32] <gamefan06> cuz this is legal and safe
[23:32] <gamefan06> i think
[23:33] <tehheadbang> HH, I would pick something more like gamefan's next time
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> Yeah..
[23:33] <gamefan06> ...cuz i am a right boy
[23:33] <tehheadbang> why did you pick the PMS one?
[23:33] <gamefan06> right-o
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> I didn't pick the PMS one. I picked Caffeine.
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> But after an hour or so, it made me PMS.
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> *PMS-ey
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> Just like real caffeine.
[23:33] <Holy_Hell> =_=
[23:33] <tehheadbang> just so you could scientifically compare the results to the other 2? (ema ftw!)
[23:34] <gamefan06> I think its starting to wear off a bit
[23:34] <Holy_Hell> Yes
[23:34] <tehheadbang> where is zuddha?
[23:34] <gamefan06> I'm starting to find everything funny again
[23:34] <gamefan06> buddahs butt
[23:34] <tehheadbang> I sent a pm to shnooks gamefan
[23:34] <Holy_Hell> He got so stoned, he couldn't type
[23:34] <Holy_Hell> So he left
[23:34] <gamefan06> oh good
[23:34] <tehheadbang> oh man
[23:34] <Holy_Hell> Yeah, this is serious stuff.
[23:34] <Holy_Hell> -_-
[23:34] <gamefan06> Yeah i can copypaste some of his studf real quick
[23:34] <tehheadbang> holy crap
[23:35] <tehheadbang> that's amazing
[23:35] <Holy_Hell> oh fuck im gonna throw up brb
[23:35] <tehheadbang> seriously?
[23:35] <gamefan06> wait never mind
[23:35] <gamefan06> this thingy no likey copypaste
[23:35] <tehheadbang> yeah
[23:35] <gamefan06> so headbang what was the password?
[23:35] <DSL-69> Aim for the toilet, HH.
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[23:36] <tehheadbang> now I'm sure I'm not doing this
[23:36] <gamefan06> its bugging me
[23:36] <tehheadbang> HH is a good example
[23:36] <gamefan06> ...wait am I gonna have to throw up too?
[23:36] <Erik_Destler> happy hentai?
[23:36] <Erik_Destler> 15Now Playing: What R U Guys Talking About? by Kelly on Shoes played 13 times
[23:36] <gamefan06> no
[23:36] <Erik_Destler> :DDD
[23:36] <Holy_Hell> oh fuck
[23:36] <DSL-69> I don't think I've vomited in 2-3 years.
[23:37] <tehheadbang> you didn't take the same as him, so I doubt it
[23:37] <DSL-69> Did you reach the toilet bowl?
[23:37] <gamefan06> did you really puke HH
[23:37] <Holy_Hell> I never stated my gender as "him", tehheadbang -_-
[23:37] <Holy_Hell> and yes.
[23:37] <gamefan06> cuz that isnt a good sign for me
[23:37] <tehheadbang> yes you did HH
[23:37] <gamefan06> oh goodie
[23:37] <tehheadbang> you told me
[23:37] <Holy_Hell> I said that to get everyone to shut up
[23:37] <DSL-69> All people have different reactions, I'd presume.
[23:37] <Holy_Hell> But I regret it
[23:38] <Holy_Hell> And DSL: never take drugs. :(
[23:38] <DSL-69> Shey's got a point.
[23:38] <Holy_Hell> Yup, I do.
[23:38] <gamefan06> but we didnt take drugs
[23:38] <gamefan06> we took "sound"
[23:38] <Holy_Hell> We still got the drug effects

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Y'all are lucky I don't keep IRC chat logs.

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<zuddha> man im nore mocehtere nt than tahd
<zuddha> premeanteopoauseal synderon

just some highlights. first translates to "man, I'm more coherent than that".

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Now I really wish I was around for zuddha. Last night that was the only thing anybody talked about. My attempts to change the subject were futile.

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Last night made me realize that just chatting like that is a waist of life. Oh, well we had laughs. But then again I was sort of bored still.

Waste of life? Most of us only come on in the chat-room when we're at the end of the day, with nothing left to do but go to bed. It's a waste of nothing, and a nice activity for the hell of it.

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Especially when you're taking drugs through the wonders of the internet. Seriously, is there any thing you CAN"T do over the world wide web?

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Ryu-Neko was just bugging me the whole time about how the chat sucked. Rant this! Rant that! Annoying, he was.

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learn to multitask

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The defense is read-

Godot, what the hell are you doing?

*With headphones that read "I-Dose"* Shut up, Maruhodo, I just need 5 minutes...

I wasn't exactly ranting, but I was tired and it's boring watching other people chat. I'm sure I would have had plenty of fun with it if I could have said much more. Maybe I'll revisit the chat when you guys talk about something worth talking about.

The only times we ever talk about things worth chatting are when there's only.. two or three other people (besides yourself), on that are talking.

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You know one way to ensure having a chatroom filled with people and topics you want to talk to or about is to make your own chatroom.

You can even open up multiple IRC clients and pretend like you have friends instead of coming to ours! :D

^Don't remind me of that awful clone incident we had earlier. Man, there were like 2 people pretending to be me, and evrybody said that they were me. It made me very sad. Then Croik dished hell with the mighty ban-hammer of doom. :D

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<Holy_Hell> I have failed the Queen. Eight servers, eight torrent bays...
<Holy_Hell> Not a single Ouendan BIOS...
<Holy_Hell> =_=
<Holy_Hell> This fucking sucks.
<DSL-69> Well, at least it isn't sucking fucks.
<Croik> :(
<Croik> NO GOOD TO ME
* Croik kicks HH into the bottomless Sparta-Hole

The "Sparta-Hole" part made me laugh really hard.

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THIS IS COURT RECORDS!

Sorry, force of habit.

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17:49 [zuddha] f'real
17:49 [zuddha] godot is the biggest fag this side of san fran
17:50 [@Wooster] Exactly.
17:50 [@Wooster] The people are rooting for Javado
17:50 [@Wooster] I bet if you posted that on the forums, you'd be popular instantly
17:50 [@Godot] Everyone likes Godot, you are just a fag.

=O

m cool now, yes???

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I roll with Javado, he my homie
Don't diss him o' I'mma hit you with a shilleleigh

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EDIT: May 5th-6th- Still being an asshole:

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23:43 • Ashley_Funk [~blozrav@DynastyNet-35AEE7B6.tc.ph.cox.net] has joined #gyakusai
23:43 [Ashley_Funk] DEFCON is awesome
23:43 [Ashley_Funk] I can already tell
23:43 [Erik_Destler] FUNK I LOVE YOU
23:43 [Erik_Destler] ~
23:43 [Vinny] Hahahaha.
23:43 [Ashley_Funk] So I'm going to buy it
23:43 [Erik_Destler] i love the funk!!!
23:43 [Ashley_Funk] ...
23:43 [Ashley_Funk] Woops
23:44 • Ashley_Funk is now known as Holy_Hell
23:44 [Holy_Hell] ...
23:44 [Holy_Hell] Go.. you
23:44 » Erik_Destler jamout outers--
23:44 [Erik_Destler] oh
23:44 [Erik_Destler] i don't know you
23:44 [Vinny] /nick Ashley_Riot
23:44 [MoronSonOfBoron] Funny, one of the characters in my fanfic is named Ashley
23:44 [Erik_Destler] get away form me
23:44 [Erik_Destler] >:O
23:44 [Erik_Destler] hey holy hell happy mothers day
23:44 [Erik_Destler] ^_______^
23:44 [Vinny] Every time you join with that name, I think Ashley Riot. I can't freakin' help it. :<
23:44 [Holy_Hell] Erik: I don't have a mother
23:44 [Holy_Hell] :(
23:44 [Holy_Hell] Vinny: ;_;
23:44 [Holy_Hell] Not my fault.
23:44 [Erik_Destler] you're a mother though!!!!!
23:44 [Vinny] Anyway I'm going to play indie games on the PCGamer disk then go play Pokémon in bed. :D
23:44 [Erik_Destler] you're vinny's mother
23:44 [Erik_Destler] :<
23:45 [Holy_Hell] ...
23:45 [Holy_Hell] Oh.
23:45 [Holy_Hell] I never realized I got pregnant.
23:45 [Erik_Destler] yeah
23:45 [Erik_Destler] it was spring break..
23:45 [Vinny] Oh Goddammit let's not confuse me any more about HH's gender.
23:45 [Erik_Destler] it was wild
23:45 [Erik_Destler] :<
23:45 [Holy_Hell] ...
23:45 [Holy_Hell] OHHHHHHHMG
23:45 [Holy_Hell] DX
23:45 [Erik_Destler] ya
23:45 [Erik_Destler] you had too much jagermeister
23:45 [Erik_Destler] D:
23:45 [Vinny] They told me you were a guy when you left earlier. ;_;
23:45 [Erik_Destler] no
23:45 [Holy_Hell] XD
23:45 [Erik_Destler] holy hell is definitly a girl
23:45 [Erik_Destler] i saw pics
23:45 [Erik_Destler] man i haven't fapped liek taht in a long time1!!!
23:46 [Holy_Hell] 'kay
23:46 [Holy_Hell] Thanks for the disturbing thought of you fapping.
23:46 [Vinny] Let's not.
23:46 [Holy_Hell] I shall now bleach my brain.
23:46 [Holy_Hell] Which will inevitably kill me.
23:46 [Erik_Destler] yay bleach
23:46 [Vinny] Bonus!!!
23:46 [Erik_Destler] :D
23:46 [Holy_Hell] A shame, considering my genius would've been needed along the way down the road.
23:46 [Erik_Destler] it's the best lube out there
23:47 [Erik_Destler] other than blood
23:47 [@Chiko] ...
23:47 » @Chiko headdesks.
23:47 [Vinny] But Holy_Hell, nobody dies in Bleach!
23:47 [ElHuesudoII] XD
23:47 [@Chiko] NO ONE IS FAPPING HERE.
23:47 [Erik_Destler] chiko im being facetious
23:47 [Trilroy] Thank you for the mental images. I shall now carefully and precisely file them away in my head in case they ever come of...use...? O-o
23:47 [@Chiko] NO ONE IS GETTING ANYONE ELSE PREGNANT.
23:47 • cantfakethefunk [~cantfaket@34CBBA96.35A92AD3.2C6E2FC6.IP] Quit [Quit:]
23:47 [Vinny] Dunno if anyone gets that one.
23:47 [Erik_Destler] and antagoni
23:47 [Erik_Destler] p--
23:47 [Erik_Destler] HAHAHHHAHAHA
23:47 [Vinny] Great, we killed cftf.
23:47 [ElHuesudoII] I did, Vinny
23:47 [Erik_Destler] I LOVE HOW CANTFAKETHEFUNK LEFT WHENEVER YOU SAID NO FAPPING
23:47 [Erik_Destler] I LOLD
23:47 [Erik_Destler] IRL
23:47 [Erik_Destler] :<
23:47 [@Chiko] KILLING IS FINE.
23:47 [Vinny] :D
23:47 [Holy_Hell] Man, late at night in #gyakusai is weird
23:47 [Vinny] Don't worry, they'll probably just appear at a later date
23:47 [Vinny] as an antagonist of the series.
23:48 [ElHuesudoII] ...XD
23:48 [Trilroy] Late Night Gyakusai...sounds like it'd make a great tv show. :D
23:48 [ElHuesudoII] With awesome hair
23:48 [Holy_Hell] I would never watch Late Night Gyakusai
23:48 [Holy_Hell] It'd be too disturbing.
23:48 [Vinny] I haven't watched Bleach in ages.
23:48 [Vinny] Since like, episode eighty-something.
23:48 [@Chiko] I mentioned no fapping and getting someone else pregnant...
23:48 [@Chiko] ... I guess CFTF decided to take it elsewhere...
23:48 [Erik_Destler] guys
23:48 [Holy_Hell] :o
23:48 [Holy_Hell] That perv.
23:48 [Erik_Destler] i'm quoting this
23:48 [Erik_Destler] on crf
23:48 [Erik_Destler] so smile
23:48 [Erik_Destler] :DDDD
23:48 [@Chiko] ... What?
23:49 [ElHuesudoII] XD
23:49 [Erik_Destler] ur picsur is bein takzn
23:49 [Vinny] Hahahahhahahaha
23:49 [Holy_Hell] :|
23:49 [Erik_Destler] regtgadf
23:49 [Erik_Destler] it takes forever to find it
23:49 [Erik_Destler] :<
23:50 [Holy_Hell] I'm gonna go read Zhuangzhi for the hell of it, since this chat just got BORING
23:50 [Holy_Hell] Or maybe one of Jung's essays. I don't care. Any is fine~
23:50 [Holy_Hell] bai bai
23:50 [FAPman] Cya.
23:50 • Holy_Hell is now known as HH|Yousuck
23:51 [MoronSonOfBoron] It's -official-
23:51 [Erik_Destler] bye motherholyhell
23:51 [Erik_Destler] :<

MOTHERS DAY #GYAKUSAI STYLE

;D

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You missed the part where we were actually talking about Mothers Day, though!

...and the part where I find that Sunday was Mothers Day at 5:45am on Monday morning. ;_;

That was easily the stupidest moment in IRC that I've ever experienced.

Man that was lame. Also, I became increasingly queasy after Erik began to purposely freak me out. ;-;

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I would go on CR IRC, but it's on a different server to the one I usually frequent. (Access IRC.net). Is there any way round that?

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file > recent servers > new server window

or /server -m irc.dynastynet.net

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* Croik imagines Phoenix in a pope hat
<Gerkuman> Now that would be interesing :D
<NebbieQ> Hobo hat vs Pope Hat
<NebbieQ> FIGHT
<Gerkuman> I mean, despite the fact I'm a protestant, I'd consider joining the Holy Roman Objectiontholics
<Gerkuman> Also, HoboPope Hat?
<NebbieQ> Perhaps, but would it still have the Ema Buttons?
<NebbieQ> That is the most important part.
<Gerkuman> Yus
<Croik> Papope Hat?
<NebbieQ> Papobo hat.
<Gerkuman> Only it would also have a Cross button
<NebbieQ> Oh of course.
<Gerkuman> I'd like to draw that...
<NebbieQ> I fully support this endeavor. :o

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