The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1! : Present Testimony

Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:57 pm

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*slides tungsten carbide doors over steel doors* You delight in brain-damage-inducing images, don't you?

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:34 pm

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D'aaaaaawwwww, Kudo really DOES care.

Anyway, hm...This is a tough choice. I think I'll have t go with prolific performer. Those guys don't get nearly enough spotlight. :D

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:47 pm

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Two votes for Prolific Performer then!

And, yes, the intent of that last part was to show Kudo's really a nice guy.

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:31 am

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Any more votes? I'm going to start Prolific Performer otherwise.

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:13 pm

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Capybara wrote:

Imagine Britney Spears.
But pretty.

That's what Wanda looks like.

But Britney Spears is pretty... :payne:

Awww, Wendy/Kudo, that's so cute!
This story's so great, you must continue!

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:28 pm

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Missile. x wrote:

Capybara wrote:

Imagine Britney Spears.
But pretty.

That's what Wanda looks like.

But Britney Spears is pretty... :payne:

Awww, Wendy/Kudo, that's so cute!
This story's so great, you must continue!

:phoenix:

Cough cough

And thanks! I'm getting to work on the first chapter of Prolific Performer then...

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:25 pm

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Yes!

Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:06 am

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W00t! W00t! :b33r:

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:16 am

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: Hey wright, catch!
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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:01 pm

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Good news everyone! =D
I'm away this weekend, but I'll try and get Chapter 1 of Prolific Performer up by the end of the week.

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:49 pm

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OK, so I lied. I know this is a shameless bump, but I assure you the next chapter is on the way. Just have a lot of stuff to do for school. >_>

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:13 pm

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Eww. Guys, what's that stench? Oh, it's an update!

Spoiler: Chapter 1

“Alright gang! Say hello to our newest member, Wendy Oldbag!” Moe announced, and there was a polite applause as Wendy took a bow.
“Look here, whippersnappers!” she said, finger pointing to the small crowd of performers, “I’m Quick Fire Wendy, the fastest gun slinger in the west and I demand respect!” The performers were silent for a moment, looking at the strangely dressed old woman dressed in some tacky Wild West garb.
“…Where’s your gun then?” Max said snootily, and Wendy scowled. Two seconds later, there was a bang and Max’s top hat had fallen onto the floor, a burning hole through it. “My hat!” squealed Max, and Trilo burst out laughing.
“She’s amazing!” he laughed, guffawing as Max tearfully tried to reassemble his ruined top hat.

“Say, Wendy…” Moe began, before Oldbag gave him the death glare. “Say, Ms Oldbag,” he began again, “Regina’s going to show you around the circus OK?” he said, pushing forward the sparkly lion tamer who giggled.
“Hi! I’m Regina, nice to meet you Ms Oldbag!” she chirped, and Oldbag looked confused as she started pulling her around the circus.
“This is the big top, where we do all our performances, and there’s the lodging house where you’ll stay, and there’s the toilet, and there’s the grave…” she told Oldbag, pointing out the landmarks quickly.
“A grave?” she asked, slightly disgusted by the young girl’s skimpy outfit.
“Oh yeah! Daddy said that’s where Leon has to sleep so he can become a star!” she trilled.
“… What.” Oldbag said deadpan, and Regina gave another giggle.
“Leon had to go and turn into a star, silly! That’s what happens to everyone!” she explained. Oldbag still had a very serious face.
“Have you even looked in the grave?” she asked. Regina shook her head. “Well, that’s just stupid! Believe me, I know a lot about being around death and no one I know has turned into a star but if they did then surely a lot of new stars would’ve been discovered and if my Edgey-poo died he would become a new Sun to cast down glorious daylight all day long and maybe he could burn-“ she ranted and Regina looked confused.
“B-But Leon did turn into a star Ms Oldbag!” she insisted. Oldbag pondered for a second.
“Do you have a shovel round here?”

“W-Why did you lie Daddy?” Regina sobbed, holding the maggot infested corpse of Leon to her body. Her face was covered in blood, pus and her own tears as she spookily rocked the decomposing corpse in a child like manner. “L-Leon…” she wept as Oldbag looked on slightly disturbed. “M-Ms Oldbag, d-did my Daddy not t-turn into a star?” she whispered.
“We can check if you want.” Oldbag told her, checking her nails as Regina began sobbing again.

Don't ask.

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:42 pm

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Oldbag you cruel evil bitch :beef:

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Love the first chapter. Poor Regina :sob:

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:03 pm

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Andrew McPhee wrote:

Oldbag you cruel evil bitch :beef:

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Love the first chapter. Poor Regina :sob:

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Oldbag is a bitch, isn't she? Don't worry, comeuppance is coming.

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:00 am

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My jaw dropped when I read that. O_O

Anyway, I can't wait for Oldbag and her comeuppance. :)

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:22 am

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Capybara wrote:

JasmineJustice wrote:

Oldbag in a skimpy dress?! *slides steel doors over eyes to prevent image from entering brain* My vote goes to Prolific Performer.

Fine.

...

Kudo in a thong.

....-faints- by the way ur fanfic was awesome ^_^

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Chapter 4

Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:06 am

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Capybara wrote:

JasmineJustice wrote:

Oldbag in a skimpy dress?! *slides steel doors over eyes to prevent image from entering brain* My vote goes to Prolific Performer.

Fine.

...

Kudo in a thong.

Yikes! Now I'm traumitized!

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:09 am

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Oldbag in a miniskirt dancing with Kudo in a thong while the judge bangs his gavel to keep time. [/sick randomness]

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:10 am

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Lida_Rose wrote:

Oldbag in a miniskirt dancing with Kudo in a thong while the judge bangs his gavel to keep time. [/sick randomness]

DO NOT WANT!

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:02 pm

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inu98756 wrote:

Lida_Rose wrote:

Oldbag in a miniskirt dancing with Kudo in a thong while the judge bangs his gavel to keep time. [/sick randomness]

DO NOT WANT!

Plus Payne doing the grind naked.

Anyhow, 'nough about the mind rape. Give me compliments! =D

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:00 pm

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Lida_Rose wrote:

Oldbag in a miniskirt dancing with Kudo in a thong while the judge bangs his gavel to keep time. [/sick randomness]

*twitches* -waiting for another update (i mean the story -_-)-

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:21 am

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I loved each chapter of each part, but I won't lie when I say that Prolific Performer Chap 1 was made of A LOT of win.

No, seriously. Also KudoXOldbag is lol.

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:58 pm

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Blade Satoshi X wrote:

I loved each chapter of each part, but I won't lie when I say that Prolific Performer Chap 1 was made of A LOT of win.

No, seriously. Also KudoXOldbag is lol.

If you like serious Oldbag mind rape, just you wait til Chapter 3. JUST YOU WAIT.

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:02 am

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xDD, I can't wait. :D Still no way it could compare to my Oldbag mind rape in the Series. Consider that a challenge. xD

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:16 am

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Lida_Rose wrote:

xDD, I can't wait. :D Still no way it could compare to my Oldbag mind rape in the Series. Consider that a challenge. xD

Just you wait, Lida. JUST YOU WAIT.

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:37 pm

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Yes, I shall wait.
*Conjures a recliner out of thin air and sits in it*

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:22 am

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AWwwwwwwww.....poor Regina. :sob:

Oldbag just ruined it for her. Anyway, nice update!

New sig coming soon!~
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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:58 am

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Lida_Rose wrote:

Yes, I shall wait.
*Conjures a recliner out of thin air and sits in it*

Tee hee.

Chapter 2 is in the writing process now, when Oldbag is practising her act. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:46 pm

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Everything. xD

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:35 pm

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Lida_Rose wrote:

Everything. xD

How did you know? D=

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:47 pm

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This topic is made of WIN

Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:46 pm

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justis76 wrote:

This topic is made of WIN

Yay!

New chapter soonish.

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:33 pm

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Oldbag, you terrible person! XD
I can't wait for an update. ^_^

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:57 pm

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Two week holiday guys. So, expect one when I get back!

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:48 pm

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Capybara wrote:

Lida_Rose wrote:

Oldbag in a miniskirt dancing with Kudo in a thong while the judge bangs his gavel to keep time. [/sick randomness]

Plus Payne doing the grind naked.
Anyhow, 'nough about the mind rape. Give me compliments! =D

Yes plz

I loved The Mazing Author. That was cute and funny. And the first chapter to prolific performer was great too. :3

Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:12 pm

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Oh wow, that made me laugh so much!

Quote:

“We can check if you want.” Oldbag told her, checking her nails as Regina began sobbing again.

That bit really got me, t'was so funny!
Also, eww, I can't beleive she dug a dead lion up!

Looking forward to chapter two!

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Re: The Story of Wendy Oldbag ~ Profilic Performer Chapter 1!

Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:19 pm

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(Finishes reading the new chapter)

What... the heck.
Oldbag is WAY crazier than I thought. :meekins:

Wendy Oldbag: Geriatric Gravedigger. XD

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