Give her the dick.
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This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.
Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports
“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.
Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”
Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.
She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.
Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”
Deepest desires. Instant remorse.
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You can only imagine what the wedding would be like.
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Cuteness overload~
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I'm not really sure how one is supposed to react to that
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At least she didn't eat her those little baby nuts and bolts, or light the ride on fire for costing too much
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Do you see the black one...or the white?
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I feel the same
earthlings on fire
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...and there's fifteen feet of pure white snow
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Prufursurnkfa fushcatchurrr
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I'll ship who I want to :D
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This is my Path, my Dream, my Choice
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earthlings on fire
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...and there's fifteen feet of pure white snow
Prufursurnkfa fushcatchurrr
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i heard he's quite the ride
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Wierd, does not adequately describe it...
This is my Path, my Dream, my Choice
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i heard he's quite the ride
ROFL, that's one way to say it.
Back from the dead
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Don't let your friends tie you to the railway tracks
This is S.P.A.R.D.A!
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The Real Human Being
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She feels the ache we all do when our lover isn't there; But eternally she suffers.
She grows bitter at humanity; They who do not understand.
She is cold, she is alone, Her love has never once returned it's affection.
And she dies alone, Defying all thought and truth.
Forever hoping it loved her back.
To wonder; To believe.
To love.
I understand you Amy, And I support you.
May your love go on forever.
As will mine.
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She feels the ache we all do when our lover isn't there; But eternally she suffers.
She grows bitter at humanity; They who do not understand.
She is cold, she is alone, Her love has never once returned it's affection.
And she dies alone, Defying all thought and truth.
Forever hoping it loved her back.
To wonder; To believe.
To love.
I understand you Amy, And I support you.
May your love go on forever.
As will mine.
haha what
This is just plain bizarre. On, like, every possible level. This is worse than the girl I know who wants to bang Homestar Runner.
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What do you see behind the mask?
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Moo.
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lol boobs.
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Prufursurnkfa fushcatchurrr
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I dunno
I'd say
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A Slime Approaches!
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I'd also maybe marry the big roller coaster at Blackpool Pleasure Beach.
Now that is true love
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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Better lookin' than a heron, that's for sure.
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私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです
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Some people are also attracted to cars...
Thank you ILoveMaxGalactica* for the signature~
Moo.
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Gettin' Old!
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Anyway I've heard of this condition.
It's all just puppy love for now, after they are married I'm sure they'll drift apart, maybe he'll beat her a bit, see other rides....
Of course being 80 feet of presumably metal if he beats her once she's splattered over the wall.
Wonder if theres a domestic abuse case here.
I'd say
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Better lookin' than a heron, that's for sure.
So true, I mean; just look.
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This is my Path, my Dream, my Choice
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Just thinking about the birth scares me! Eeeeyouch.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Lovely Rita
The Real Human Being
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I found it!
:)
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Put that cookie down!
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Well, it's gotta have SOME protrusions on it...
Dear God, why am I even THINKING about this? D:
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