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He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
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Goetia wrote:
There was this time in a cousin's birthday party.
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
TWO FUCKING WEEKS?!?Y'know, that's the first time in a while this topic has had something actually about sex as in SECKS. Let's make it another long time until we hear about it again, shall we? No offense, but I don't really want to know.
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Goetia wrote:
There was this time in a cousin's birthday party.
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
Oh my gosh I...
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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sobbu why is it annoying if the guys you like like you back? (you seem to be getting a lot of the guys though ;) )
I'm a shameless flirt, I like getting people to like me, and when people actually start liking me I'm just like "shit why did i do this" and try to avoid them. OTL
true "lobby", true... but i'm still incredibly tiny. A bee flew in the classroom the other day and someone yelled "it's going to take Sara and fly away!" i'm not really lucky, even if i'm incredibly skinny, i don't have boobs and i'm about as strong as a newborn mouse. :|
i can't even open a goddamn bottle of water.
oddy wrote:
Why is there all this complaints about being short. Short girls are cute imo
my entire life everyone has spoken to me condescendingly just because I was tiny. i was always dismissed because people assumed that if i looked like a 4 year old, i have the same mental capacity as a 4 year old. I just want to be fucking tall and laugh in their faces. hahahaha! and call them all short and say "oh could you pick that up? You're closer to the ground than I am" and my school is pretty gigantic, the average height for a guy is at least 6'0"
loobywright wrote:
Yeah but one of my colleagues is 6"9, he always walks into me because he can't see me.
I am not kidding O__O
I am not kidding O__O
and there's that.
I've had that happenned to me, it's not fun. :(
i was sitting in a chair. some guy just crashed into me and the force of it threw me into the wall
granted he was high
but still
Balrog wrote:
Quoting Video games is an excellent way to win a girl. Its a well known fact that girls go crazy for guys who play and then quote video games, and due to this fact it makes something as simple as "winning one over" a incredibility simple process.
In fact, the quote doesn't even need to be relevant in most cases.
I get about 6 girls a day by walking up to them and saying "The princess is in another castle." In most cases they look baffled for a second, because a guy who plays video games is such a rare catch, and gamers are well known for being the most attractive type of guy. Then they call up they're boy friends (or girl friends if they are lesbians) and proceed to tell them that they are breaking up with them for me.
So I guess the point im trying to make is, who hasn't gotten a girl from quoting video games?
In fact, the quote doesn't even need to be relevant in most cases.
I get about 6 girls a day by walking up to them and saying "The princess is in another castle." In most cases they look baffled for a second, because a guy who plays video games is such a rare catch, and gamers are well known for being the most attractive type of guy. Then they call up they're boy friends (or girl friends if they are lesbians) and proceed to tell them that they are breaking up with them for me.
So I guess the point im trying to make is, who hasn't gotten a girl from quoting video games?
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Yaragorm wrote:
Goetia wrote:
There was this time in a cousin's birthday party.
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
Wait, so does that mean you almost had sex with a guy?
I didn't ALMOST have sex with a guy.
I HAD sex with a guy.
It was awesome.
And unlike with most of the females I've slept with (k, only 2, but eh), "she" still talks to me. "She"'s a true bro.
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Goetia wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
Goetia wrote:
There was this time in a cousin's birthday party.
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
Wait, so does that mean you almost had sex with a guy?
I didn't ALMOST have sex with a guy.
I HAD sex with a guy.
It was awesome.
And unlike with most of the females I've slept with (k, only 2, but eh), "she" still talks to me. "She"'s a true bro.
((0____0))
Half of me wants to ask how it was, the other half wants me to purge the thought out from my mind for eternity...
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Goetia wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
Goetia wrote:
There was this time in a cousin's birthday party.
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
Wait, so does that mean you almost had sex with a guy?
I didn't ALMOST have sex with a guy.
I HAD sex with a guy.
It was awesome.
And unlike with most of the females I've slept with (k, only 2, but eh), "she" still talks to me. "She"'s a true bro.
did she have surgery down there or did you have to turn her over?
I'm glad "she" told you though, I think it's important to let the person know about that sort of thing. I know some people would be disturbed by it, but I'm glad you think it didn't matter. c:
actually i know a guy who's planning to become a she.
but still dates girls
and is not going to get surgery down there.
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And, being on the internet since the days of web 1.0 desensitized me. If it has a hole, and is not illegal, I will thrust into it. That's all.
Also, what a coincidence. I also know a guy who wants a sex change operation. Sadly, he's getting chopped down there. Shame. I hear surgery-made girlholes feel nasty.
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that's quite... interesting.
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In fact...
I want more details.
Femme Fatale wrote:
@ Lube (your post is too long to quote ffff)
sobbu why is it annoying if the guys you like like you back? (you seem to be getting a lot of the guys though ;) )
I'm a shameless flirt, I like getting people to like me, and when people actually start liking me I'm just like "shit why did i do this" and try to avoid them. OTL
sobbu why is it annoying if the guys you like like you back? (you seem to be getting a lot of the guys though ;) )
I'm a shameless flirt, I like getting people to like me, and when people actually start liking me I'm just like "shit why did i do this" and try to avoid them. OTL
LOL I'm a shameless flirt too. Sometimes I'm very OTT, but when someone actually says they like me, I panic and end up being horrible to them XD!!
Femme Fatale wrote:
true "lobby", true... but i'm still incredibly tiny. A bee flew in the classroom the other day and someone yelled "it's going to take Sara and fly away!" i'm not really lucky, even if i'm incredibly skinny, i don't have boobs and i'm about as strong as a newborn mouse. :|
i can't even open a goddamn bottle of water.
i can't even open a goddamn bottle of water.
Awww!!!
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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Femme Fatale wrote:
oddy wrote:
Why is there all this complaints about being short. Short girls are cute imo
my entire life everyone has spoken to me condescendingly just because I was tiny. i was always dismissed because people assumed that if i looked like a 4 year old, i have the same mental capacity as a 4 year old. I just want to be fucking tall and laugh in their faces. hahahaha! and call them all short and say "oh could you pick that up? You're closer to the ground than I am" and my school is pretty gigantic, the average height for a guy is at least 6'0"
Hmm that sounds pretty sad
I guess I dont know how it is to be treated diffently because your being short since I never treated anyone differently for being short. Even thought I'm not that tall either just below average I would say.
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It was, let's say, fitting to the situation.
But I've also used the one in my sig, and I plan on using his final quote (the only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over) but with "you" instead of "a lawyer".
The rest of the time I use my own quotes.
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Akiak wrote:
Well, I used this one first: "Preparation is the last refuge of the weak."
It was, let's say, fitting to the situation.
But I've also used the one in my sig, and I plan on using his final quote (the only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over) but with "you" instead of "a lawyer".
The rest of the time I use my own quotes.
It was, let's say, fitting to the situation.
But I've also used the one in my sig, and I plan on using his final quote (the only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over) but with "you" instead of "a lawyer".
The rest of the time I use my own quotes.
Why not "I've returned from hell to make love with you"?
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oddy wrote:
Akiak wrote:
Well, I used this one first: "Preparation is the last refuge of the weak."
It was, let's say, fitting to the situation.
But I've also used the one in my sig, and I plan on using his final quote (the only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over) but with "you" instead of "a lawyer".
The rest of the time I use my own quotes.
It was, let's say, fitting to the situation.
But I've also used the one in my sig, and I plan on using his final quote (the only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over) but with "you" instead of "a lawyer".
The rest of the time I use my own quotes.
Why not "I've returned from hell to make love with you"?
Hadn't thought of that. Good one.
Wow, Godot quotes are better than Oscar Wilde quotes and Confucius quotes put together!
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oddy wrote:
Femme Fatale wrote:
oddy wrote:
Why is there all this complaints about being short. Short girls are cute imo
my entire life everyone has spoken to me condescendingly just because I was tiny. i was always dismissed because people assumed that if i looked like a 4 year old, i have the same mental capacity as a 4 year old. I just want to be fucking tall and laugh in their faces. hahahaha! and call them all short and say "oh could you pick that up? You're closer to the ground than I am" and my school is pretty gigantic, the average height for a guy is at least 6'0"
Hmm that sounds pretty sad
I guess I dont know how it is to be treated diffently because your being short since I never treated anyone differently for being short. Even thought I'm not that tall either just below average I would say.
i doubt it. most people don't notice that they're doing it. for example, saying "aww" to whatever I say. and everyone pats my fucking head. The more annoyed I get the more they do it too. =_=
loobywright wrote:
In fact...
I want more details.
I want more details.
yeah i kind of do too, but i'm not sure if it's in the same way lol
loobywright wrote:
Femme Fatale wrote:
@ Lube (your post is too long to quote ffff)
sobbu why is it annoying if the guys you like like you back? (you seem to be getting a lot of the guys though ;) )
I'm a shameless flirt, I like getting people to like me, and when people actually start liking me I'm just like "shit why did i do this" and try to avoid them. OTL
sobbu why is it annoying if the guys you like like you back? (you seem to be getting a lot of the guys though ;) )
I'm a shameless flirt, I like getting people to like me, and when people actually start liking me I'm just like "shit why did i do this" and try to avoid them. OTL
LOL I'm a shameless flirt too. Sometimes I'm very OTT, but when someone actually says they like me, I panic and end up being horrible to them XD!!
EXACTLY. Same with me. I just end up being a bitch to them until they stop liking me. >< I'm a horrible person.
loobywright wrote:
Femme Fatale wrote:
true "lobby", true... but i'm still incredibly tiny. A bee flew in the classroom the other day and someone yelled "it's going to take Sara and fly away!" i'm not really lucky, even if i'm incredibly skinny, i don't have boobs and i'm about as strong as a newborn mouse. :|
i can't even open a goddamn bottle of water.
i can't even open a goddamn bottle of water.
Awww!!!
>:(
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Goetia wrote:
There was this time in a cousin's birthday party.
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
He introduced me to a girl. We made small talk, hung out for a while and stuff.
Next day, we started dating.
Around two weeks later, she told me she wanted to have sex with me. I quickly complied.
She was not a she.
I regret nothing, though. I'm still in contact with "her".
You seem to be very open-minded, that's good, she is lucky with you. =)
But still, I think that cross-genders shouldn't hide their "true identify" for so long. People can be really confused of that and get mad, and it turns to no good. =\
Femme Fatale wrote:
loobywright wrote:
Femme Fatale wrote:
@ Lube (your post is too long to quote ffff)
sobbu why is it annoying if the guys you like like you back? (you seem to be getting a lot of the guys though ;) )
I'm a shameless flirt, I like getting people to like me, and when people actually start liking me I'm just like "shit why did i do this" and try to avoid them. OTL
sobbu why is it annoying if the guys you like like you back? (you seem to be getting a lot of the guys though ;) )
I'm a shameless flirt, I like getting people to like me, and when people actually start liking me I'm just like "shit why did i do this" and try to avoid them. OTL
LOL I'm a shameless flirt too. Sometimes I'm very OTT, but when someone actually says they like me, I panic and end up being horrible to them XD!!
EXACTLY. Same with me. I just end up being a bitch to them until they stop liking me. >< I'm a horrible person.
Same here. And sometimes I just being nice with people, trying to make friends with them, and they think I'm flirting and starts to like me. xX
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Akiak wrote:
The rest of the time I use my own quotes.
You... quote yourself? O_____o
Femme Fatale wrote:
yeah i kind of do too, but i'm not sure if it's in the same way lol
I just want to hear about man sex .__.
Femme Fatale wrote:
EXACTLY. Same with me. I just end up being a bitch to them until they stop liking me. >< I'm a horrible person.
I've done that to so many blokes XD I'm gonna be single forever hahaha
Femme Fatale wrote:
>:(
=P
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loobywright wrote:
Akiak wrote:
The rest of the time I use my own quotes.
You... quote yourself? O_____o
=P[/quote]
Not in that sense. I meant that I make my own phrases.
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uglywright wrote:
I just want to hear about man sex
Oh, well in that case I'd be happy to oblige. <3
Ok, so this mate of mine I've known for quite a few years was asking me to get him stuck into this chick he used to have a casual non-sexual relationship, which ended because he wanted to make something of it and she didn't. But I happened to know that she didn't actually even like him as a person anymore, never mind fancy him so I was just kinda like 'uhh...right ok' about it. He was hosting a birthday party later on that weekend so I said 'fuck it i'll try get him stuck in there'. So he tells me to attempt to make her jealous by groping him and ...rubbing myself off in some form of pseudo provocative way. Naturally, I'm wondering what the fuck his angle is here because the whole 'enjoying being molested by some gay chap' tends to turn off most women that I would know.
So then he suggested a game we should play with that chick. He calls her over and says that whatever I do to him, she has to do to him. At this point I was just kind of like "...oh ho ho ;D". So, it started off relatively innocuous. I hug him, she hug him. I kiss him on the cheek, she kisses him on the cheek. But then when I got to the lips, he stopped being
Sadly when we got downstairs, we discovered that the guy who he'd assigned to watch over the place fucking sucked at it and there was food everywhere and doorknobs missing and so forth. Whoopsie.
Nothing came of it because like I said, he's privately out, unlike me. Not to mention, he blamed me for his house getting trashed. XDDD
fuck
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The Sandwich wrote:
uglywright wrote:
I just want to hear about man sex
Oh, well in that case I'd be happy to oblige. <3
Ok, so this mate of mine I've known for quite a few years was asking me to get him stuck into this chick he used to have a casual non-sexual relationship, which ended because he wanted to make something of it and she didn't. But I happened to know that she didn't actually even like him as a person anymore, never mind fancy him so I was just kinda like 'uhh...right ok' about it. He was hosting a birthday party later on that weekend so I said 'fuck it i'll try get him stuck in there'. So he tells me to attempt to make her jealous by groping him and ...rubbing myself off in some form of pseudo provocative way. Naturally, I'm wondering what the fuck his angle is here because the whole 'enjoying being molested by some gay chap' tends to turn off most women that I would know.
So then he suggested a game we should play with that chick. He calls her over and says that whatever I do to him, she has to do to him. At this point I was just kind of like "...oh ho ho ;D". So, it started off relatively innocuous. I hug him, she hug him. I kiss him on the cheek, she kisses him on the cheek. But then when I got to the lips, he stopped being
Sadly when we got downstairs, we discovered that the guy who he'd assigned to watch over the place fucking sucked at it and there was food everywhere and doorknobs missing and so forth. Whoopsie.
Nothing came of it because like I said, he's privately out, unlike me. Not to mention, he blamed me for his house getting trashed. XDDD
I
love
you
so
much
right
now
XD!!!!!
I need to go to more parties. Or parties I won't fall asleep at D=
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The Sandwich wrote:
uglywright wrote:
I just want to hear about man sex
Oh, well in that case I'd be happy to oblige. <3
Ok, so this mate of mine I've known for quite a few years was asking me to get him stuck into this chick he used to have a casual non-sexual relationship, which ended because he wanted to make something of it and she didn't. But I happened to know that she didn't actually even like him as a person anymore, never mind fancy him so I was just kinda like 'uhh...right ok' about it. He was hosting a birthday party later on that weekend so I said 'fuck it i'll try get him stuck in there'. So he tells me to attempt to make her jealous by groping him and ...rubbing myself off in some form of pseudo provocative way. Naturally, I'm wondering what the fuck his angle is here because the whole 'enjoying being molested by some gay chap' tends to turn off most women that I would know.
So then he suggested a game we should play with that chick. He calls her over and says that whatever I do to him, she has to do to him. At this point I was just kind of like "...oh ho ho ;D". So, it started off relatively innocuous. I hug him, she hug him. I kiss him on the cheek, she kisses him on the cheek. But then when I got to the lips, he stopped being
Sadly when we got downstairs, we discovered that the guy who he'd assigned to watch over the place fucking sucked at it and there was food everywhere and doorknobs missing and so forth. Whoopsie.
Nothing came of it because like I said, he's privately out, unlike me. Not to mention, he blamed me for his house getting trashed. XDDD
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The Sandwich wrote:
uglywright wrote:
I just want to hear about man sex
Oh, well in that case I'd be happy to oblige. <3
Ok, so this mate of mine I've known for quite a few years was asking me to get him stuck into this chick he used to have a casual non-sexual relationship, which ended because he wanted to make something of it and she didn't. But I happened to know that she didn't actually even like him as a person anymore, never mind fancy him so I was just kinda like 'uhh...right ok' about it. He was hosting a birthday party later on that weekend so I said 'fuck it i'll try get him stuck in there'. So he tells me to attempt to make her jealous by groping him and ...rubbing myself off in some form of pseudo provocative way. Naturally, I'm wondering what the fuck his angle is here because the whole 'enjoying being molested by some gay chap' tends to turn off most women that I would know.
So then he suggested a game we should play with that chick. He calls her over and says that whatever I do to him, she has to do to him. At this point I was just kind of like "...oh ho ho ;D". So, it started off relatively innocuous. I hug him, she hug him. I kiss him on the cheek, she kisses him on the cheek. But then when I got to the lips, he stopped being
Sadly when we got downstairs, we discovered that the guy who he'd assigned to watch over the place fucking sucked at it and there was food everywhere and doorknobs missing and so forth. Whoopsie.
Nothing came of it because like I said, he's privately out, unlike me. Not to mention, he blamed me for his house getting trashed. XDDD
Dohohohoho.
Well, personally, I'm bi, but I really wouldn't mansex a guy who looked like... well, a guy.
Does this make me a bad person?
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loobywright wrote:
LOL I'm a shameless flirt too. Sometimes I'm very OTT, but when someone actually says they like me, I panic and end up being horrible to them XD!!
I'm exactly like that too. I don't go all out when I flirt, sometimes I'm just being nice and friendly to them and then they start liking me. I always freak out too, so I just ignore them and if I ever talk to them, I'm really bitchy until they get the hint and leave me alone.
The Sandwich wrote:
uglywright wrote:
I just want to hear about man sex
Oh, well in that case I'd be happy to oblige. <3
Ok, so this mate of mine I've known for quite a few years was asking me to get him stuck into this chick he used to have a casual non-sexual relationship, which ended because he wanted to make something of it and she didn't. But I happened to know that she didn't actually even like him as a person anymore, never mind fancy him so I was just kinda like 'uhh...right ok' about it. He was hosting a birthday party later on that weekend so I said 'fuck it i'll try get him stuck in there'. So he tells me to attempt to make her jealous by groping him and ...rubbing myself off in some form of pseudo provocative way. Naturally, I'm wondering what the fuck his angle is here because the whole 'enjoying being molested by some gay chap' tends to turn off most women that I would know.
So then he suggested a game we should play with that chick. He calls her over and says that whatever I do to him, she has to do to him. At this point I was just kind of like "...oh ho ho ;D". So, it started off relatively innocuous. I hug him, she hug him. I kiss him on the cheek, she kisses him on the cheek. But then when I got to the lips, he stopped being
Sadly when we got downstairs, we discovered that the guy who he'd assigned to watch over the place fucking sucked at it and there was food everywhere and doorknobs missing and so forth. Whoopsie.
Nothing came of it because like I said, he's privately out, unlike me. Not to mention, he blamed me for his house getting trashed. XDDD
DAMN that's hot!! Except for the last bit, that sucks that he blamed you for the mess D: But other than that...damn!! 8D
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Goetia wrote:
Does this make me a bad person?
... yes
silentxfilmstar wrote:
I'm exactly like that too. I don't go all out when I flirt, sometimes I'm just being nice and friendly to them and then they start liking me. I always freak out too, so I just ignore them and if I ever talk to them, I'm really bitchy until they get the hint and leave me alone.
Shit... what the hell is wrong with us D=
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I was making a joke.
Anyways, playing hard-to-get is fun, right? Maybe that's why you do it?
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VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
I didn't think that writing this would be necessary, but...
I was making a joke.
Anyways, playing hard-to-get is fun, right? Maybe that's why you do it?
I was making a joke.
Anyways, playing hard-to-get is fun, right? Maybe that's why you do it?
Exactly.
I just never miss a chance to say something smart and unnecessary. xD
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I love leaving a topic alone for a few days and reading everything that happened while I was away~<3
I also love that it's become nothing but mansex. If I were a guy, I'd be so fucking gay..
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kitsunaii wrote:
If I were a guy, I'd be so fucking gay..
Same here. I don't like women's downstairs bits.
Boobs are great though.
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Delicious cupcakes!
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loobywright wrote:
kitsunaii wrote:
If I were a guy, I'd be so fucking gay..
Same here. I don't like women's downstairs bits.
Boobs are great though.
I whole-heartedly agree. Boobs are fucking fantastic.
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Yaragorm wrote:
Uh...if I were a girl, then I'd be bi.
I honestly think you're bi anyway..
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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loobywright wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
Uh...if I were a girl, then I'd be bi.
I honestly think you're bi anyway..
Lot's of people think so too, but I don't think I've ever done anything that says I like guys...
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Do you see the black one...or the white?
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loobywright wrote:
kitsunaii wrote:
If I were a guy, I'd be so fucking gay..
Same here. I don't like women's downstairs bits.
Boobs are great though.
A chick with a wang would be perfect for you.
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I feel the same
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Pierre wrote:
Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)
I feel the same
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dullahan1 wrote:
A chick with a wang would be perfect for you.
Definitely!
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THIS. This is what happens when I go away for a few hours. Never again. I think I'm the only person on this topic anymore who IS and HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO BE REGARDLESS OF GENDER completely straight.
Spoiler: Response to everything on this page while I was away.
I was going to post a cute little story about what a girl and me, but PSSH nevermind.
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