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In french class, the substitute was annoying (to quiet us down she would say "Frappe les mains X frois") and people would say what she had just said. My friend said "Fap les mains" and I LOLed
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Now, keep in mind that me and all my friends were up in the dead of night, say, 3 AM, and we're all realllly hyped up on Coke. So, my little sister is woken up by our yelling at each other. (Super Smash Bros. Brawl can become a very violent game in the real world, interestingly enough. Upon learning that she has turned seven recently, my friend freaks out, probably about three-quarters jokingly.

"NO, IDA! GOD! You can't grow up! If you grow up, me, Vince, and Luke (him, me, and our neighbor-friend-person) will all be in college! AND DEAD! (we start laughing) And Jack, Michael, and Isabel (our respective younger siblings) will be dead! DEAD! Too much illegal stuff at parties! (we crack up) AND OUR PARENTS! Think of our parents, Ida! They'll all be DEAD or DYING in nursing homes! Just– GRAAAAARGH!
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A True English Diva-To-Be <3

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Well, this was actually something my dad said, but there doesn't appear to be a "Funny Things Your PARENTS Have Ever Said" topic, so I'll sling it here :3

Me: *commenting on something in the paper- probably the recession*
Dad: Personally, I blame Dumbledore.
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My Friend told me that a guy said this to her

:godot: Hey!! Hey!!! JUUUULLLLIIIEEE!!!!!!
:adrian: WHAT!!
:godot: You Look liek a hoe..... it a compliment
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Saara: *in the middle of a zombie-movie marathon* You know, about those Edward Cullen -dildos that all the fangirls are buying... the ones that sparkle and can be cooled in a fridge. I mean, Twilight-vampires only sparkle in the sunshine, and since you're supposed to stick that thing... well, where the sun doesn't shine, I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to sparkle.
Me: *chokes on drink*
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Friend:
I can see that well
Though I do miss your haikus
and am glad to read

Me:
You miss my haikus?
Then I will just construct more.
Are you happy now?

Friend:
Yes, I do miss them
And yes, I am quite happy
I miss our Stat class

Me:
I miss Stat class too
But still, talking like this may
prove inconvenient

Friend:
This is very true
But creativity is
Too fun to pass up

Me:
I agree with you
But it's late and I'm sleepy
See you tomorrow
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One kid in my class is a bit of an idiot. Here's some things he said on Monday.

:eh?:: Kid
:gregory: : Teacher
:phoenix:: Friend

:gregory:: So, Gumshoe ,what did you do this summer
:eh?: : I got a new bed.
:phoenix:: Let me guess. You broke it, because you slept too much?
:eh?: : Not exactly..
:phoenix::Why did you get a new one then?
:eh?:: I got my motorbike and drove off it.
:gregory:: That doesn't surprise me.

(later on the day, while working)
:gregory: Gumshoe, I know it's the first day back, but you're working far too slowly.
:eh?: Sir, I can't help it. I properly broke my hand...
:gregory: *is about to say something*
:eh?: : Actually, no I didn't break my hand. I sprained two of my fingers.
:gregory: : You know what? Everytime you say something that isn't supposed to be funny, it usally is.


This was a few years back, it still amuses me.
:edgy:: Me
:maya:: Sister
:larry:: Friend
:sawit:: Friend's brother.
:zenitora:: Sister's friend.

All: *sitting on a cicular trampoline.
:larry:: is acting derpy*
:edgy:: God, you're such a tard!
:larry:: I am not!
:maya: : You are
:sawit:: You are
:zenitora: : You are
:larry:: SCREW YOU GUYS! *stands up and walks to the other end of the trampoline* I'm sitting in the emo corner!
:edgy:: Larry?
:larry:: Wnat?
:edgy:: It's a circular trampoline
:larry:: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
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Me: *to my little brother* Hey, do you want some cake?
Brother: Uh, okay... *takes mouthful* Ugh! It tastes like cake!
Me: You don't say...
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Elimentary!

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*In the middle of a conversation about lemmings*

Friend: A lemming? Thats one of those little people. You know.... Leprachaun!
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:tea: Teacher
:eh?: Guy in my class
:will: : Guy in my class #2
:edgy: Me
:adrian: Girl in class

:tea: OK, now, say something positive about yourself
:eh?: My eyes are beautiful like the ocean!
:will: I'm just brilliant!
:edgy: I'm perfect in everyway
:tea: *laughs* You're just saying that because you're too embarrassed to actually say what you think!
:adrian: No Miss, they actually think that. Gumshoe thinks he's gorgeous!
:eh?: But I am!

I don't know why, but it amused me.
Also. I actually nearly cried when this happened
Art Teacher: :payne:
Maths Teacher: :kyouya:
:eh?: Guy in class

:payne: Mr Gavin, can you supervise this class when I'm photocopying these worksheets?
:kyouya: Yeah sure.
:eh?: Mr Gavin! Can you ask Mr Payne if I can get a new pencil? This one's too small.
:kyouya: That's strange, Gumshoe, I always thought you were used to handling small objects!
*class bursts into laughter except Gumshoe*
:eh?: I don't get it
*five minutes later*
:eh?: Oh! Now I get it! Mr Gavin, you're lucky the headmistress didn't hear that
:kyouya: *facepalm*
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My childhood right here

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:edgy: Friend
:nick: Me

*playing Trauma Center*
:edgy: *reading text* Ok... Ayup. We gotta use the laser on the blue orgasms...
:nick: *spit-takes*
:edgy: what?
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"Do a barrel roll!"

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My best friend was arguing with a really annoying fat girl.

Fat girl: *says something completely rude and uncalled for*

Best friend: "You know what? You don't have periods, you have exclamation marks."

Everyone in the class was stunned into silence before bursting into uproarious laughter.
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SETTING: Me and a buddy were playing Brawl, we had our favorite items on and were having fun.

ME: FIRE BALL! ((Mario's B attack))
Dean: *swats the fireball with a fan*
He flies into the air and attacks the smash ball.
I head jump him and steal the ball.
Me: so you have that fan blows away flames, But your fan can't blow out THIS fire!
I use the final smash noticing him laughing his ass of to my right.
He loses his final life, saying;
"Dude, that was the lamest, most awesome thing you've ever said."
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DoMaya wrote:
SETTING: Me and a buddy were playing Brawl, we had our favorite items on and were having fun.

ME: FIRE BALL! ((Mario's B attack))
Dean: *swats the fireball with a fan*
He flies into the air and attacks the smash ball.
I head jump him and steal the ball.
Me: so you have that fan blows away flames, But your fan can't blow out THIS fire!
I use the final smash noticing him laughing his ass of to my right.
He loses his final life, saying;
"Dude, that was the lamest, most awesome thing you've ever said."

Sounds like something from an anime.
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.

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Well its not really a friend but someone who sits behind me in ICT/ computers class said to the person sitting next to him...

:odoroki: - Hey wanna play LOL?
:franny: - How do you play LOL then?
:odoroki: - Well basically you just say LOL as loud as you can and whoever gets caught first loses.
:franny: - okay. LOL
:odoroki: - LOL
:franny: - LOL!!

Probably was just a 'had to be there' thing but it was hilarious in my eyes, mainly because of the amount of stupidity involved.
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Well, I've playing with my best friends T&T's..

:keylady: - Meh.
:lana: - My BFF.
:edgy: - Another BFF.
:kyouya: - A good friend of mine.
:adrian: - My mom.
___________________________

:keylady: : *read text* Oh okay, I should do it.
:lana: : Let me see that!
:kyouya: : *chews the chewing gum* Hmm.. mh.
:edgy: : *writes a sms* Tipptipptipptipptippelditippda...
:keylady: : *plays the game*
:lana: : *looks at tha game*
:adrian: : So, guys! Wanna some drink or anyone else?
:kyouya: : Yes, please. A new chewing gum, please.
:adrian: : Uhmm, uh.. Okay.
:keylady: : *hitting him* Hey! Be nice to my mom!
:kyouya: : ... 'Kay.
:lana: : OWWWWWW!
:keylady: : What? *looks at the game* .... *looks again* .... :beef:
:lana: : IS THE RED-HAIRED WOMAN REALLY A RED-HAIRED WOMAN?
:edgy: : W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
:kyouya: : *fells down on the floor* ...Ouch.
:keylady: : Oh, you mean.. Ron... Wait. Uh.... WHAT? *shot*
:lana: : That's what I'm said! Wait, what? She is a he?
:keylady: : Oh, I guess so..
:lana: : But I've ever think, that 'Ron' is a short form from Ronaldia...
:keylady: :edgy: :kyouya: : *laughs*
:lana: : WHAT? :zenitora:
:keylady: : You forgot one thing.. You know, the MCDonalds has a very funny clown..
:lana: : Oh. I know. RONALD MCDELITE! He is really Ronald?
:keylady: : .... Hahahaha.... XD It's not 'McDeLite' - it's 'McDonalds'...
:lana: : ??? No. He's really McDeLite. I know it.
:keylady: : Ugh.. :beef:

I know, that isn't funny, but it's the only near-funny-story between me and my BFF...


Spoiler: Ronald McDeLite (sorry for the big pics..)
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Ron as Ronald McDonald? Nah, really. >.>

The beginning was quite fun, just with all the ups and downs
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions

시작은 뭐 즐거웠었네 오르락내리락 그 자체로 어느새 서로 지쳐버렸네 의미 없는 감정소모에

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yet another Edgeworth fangirl...

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This is actually something that my little brother said to me earlier today.

Little bro: *holding up my peace necklace* "Do you know what happens when you mess with peace? Peace will mess you up! And stab you with a hot chick!"

Also a couple of days ago:

Me: HOW COME YOU ALWAYS GET ANGRY WHEN I ASK RHETORICAL OR PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS?!
Little bro: ...who's Phylis?
^@^
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Is still absolute trash.

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Ramika wrote:
Saara: *in the middle of a zombie-movie marathon* You know, about those Edward Cullen -dildos that all the fangirls are buying... the ones that sparkle and can be cooled in a fridge. I mean, Twilight-vampires only sparkle in the sunshine, and since you're supposed to stick that thing... well, where the sun doesn't shine, I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to sparkle.
Me: *chokes on drink*

:beef: ........... What? The? Fu**?

Uhhh..... *there went her thought of watching Twilight*
*trumpet sounds*
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My friend Sean sometimes says the funniest things, so here are two that happened today, on Remembrance day.

The Sean Chronicles: Episode 1

Ms Stone: So, remember class, always wear your poppies over your heart. If you wear it anywhere else, it's really disrespectful to the people who died.

Sean: Ith it dithrethpectful to have it on yo tongue?


Yeah, pretty lame...


The Sean Chronicles: Episode 2

Mr. Begin: OK class, get working on you history assignment.

Sean: This homework is retarded.

Mr. Begin: Now Sean, retarded is a very offensive word, and If you don't use it in the right context, some people -

Sean: OK, this history homework is slow-childed.

Mr. Begin: Now Sean, that's another insulting use of language, considering -

Sean: OK, this history homework is retarded.
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(Since I dont think we havea `funny things you said` thread...)

Friend: Aaaah, I just had a delicious mango smoothie~
Me: Meh
(She already knows I do not particularly care for mangos)
Friend: Hey, you had better not say ANYTING about mangos, ever, okay?!
Me: Mangos......................... are fruit.
(She then admitted that she did not expect it, and actually really liked it xD)
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I'm bad at puzzle solving..

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Me and my friend were discussing Back To The Future when she came up with an alternate name: "Forward To The Past!"

Okay, here's something funny from the day we were doing Group Talks.

My Friend: We're doing Movies We Hate.
Teacher: So what movie do you hate?
Person #1: Marmaduke.
Person #2: *some movie*
Person #3: *some movie*
My Friend: Back To The Future.
Class: =O
Me: H-how can you not like that movie?
Teacher: She's entitled to her own opinion.
Class: *most still looking like this: :beef: and a few looking like :udgy: *
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Should've re-enacted this scene
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So my friend is staying at my house for the night. Everyone except us ate dinner already. My parents make us some dinner when we got hungry then they went to bed.
Friend: What do you want to do after we're done eating?
Me: I don't know.
Friend: How about we play soccer? (she knows I hate soccer)
Me: *as loud as I can* OBJECTION YOU KNOW I HATE SOCCER!!!!!!!!
Friend: *stares at me like I'm from Mars*
Me: *realizes my friend doesn't know about PW* Errrrr
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Gone sarnet, Gunter!

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Bad Player wrote:
(Since I dont think we havea `funny things you said` thread...)

Yeah, since we don't have one of those, I'll just share one of my few puns here.

I was playing Oblivion while my bro was helping me do some quests. I just got the Shadowmere from Lucien of the Dark Brotherhood.

Bro: Aw man, Jess. This horse is so awesome. One time this group of bandits attacked me. I got off the horse and it just started attacking them. He killed all 3 of them!
Me: Lol, a one horse open slay...
Bro: *spits on me from laughing too hard*

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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.

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(Friend in this case is teh most awesomes friend ever golden luxray!! :D)

Me: Remember kids, never eat crack...
Friend: SNIFF IT UP YOUR NOSE!
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Me: If you were a shape, what would you be?
Friend: A circle, 'cuz thats how I ROLL, sistah!
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My childhood right here

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Spoiler: I'm a Minecraft nerd
So, I was playing Minecraft on a server. We have the Pokeball mod, and built an arena and battle. I had a team of 2 creepers, a zombie, a skeleton, a huge slime, and a lawyer (more creeps and weirdos. Looks like Gregory Edgeworth). My friend had the same team, but changed his lawyer's skin to Manfred von Karma. The conversation was as follows:
:nick: Me
:miles: friend
:nick: Let's have a POKEMON BATTLE!
:miles: Sure! Lets get it on!
:nick: I choose you, Gregory!
:miles: Go, von Karma!
:nick: Oh god. I know how this will end. Gregory! Object! You gotta object!
*my lawyer dies*
:miles: Objection overruled.

It was a sad, DL-6 kinda day.
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.

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:maya: -Hey, come take a look at this!
:phoenix: -'kay
:maggy: -kk
:phoenix: :maggy: :maya: -*Gasp*
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My childhood right here

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Romeo wrote:
:maya: -Hey, come take a look at this!
:phoenix: -'kay
:maggy: -kk
:phoenix: :maggy: :maya: -*Gasp*

I do this all the time
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Yeah, I do that, too. I also say LOL, QQ, and PEW PEW :P
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.

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Steel Turnabout wrote:
Romeo wrote:
:maya: -Hey, come take a look at this!
:phoenix: -'kay
:maggy: -kk
:phoenix: :maggy: :maya: -*Gasp*

I do this all the time


This has happened more than once. It happens pretty much every time it could happen.
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The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.

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Romeo wrote:
Steel Turnabout wrote:
Romeo wrote:
:maya: -Hey, come take a look at this!
:phoenix: -'kay
:maggy: -kk
:phoenix: :maggy: :maya: -*Gasp*

I do this all the time


This has happened more than once. It happens pretty much every time it could happen.


Oh my, it does happen alot. and i mean, alot.
:yogi: WE DON'T ME TO THOUGH! :'(
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.

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Me: Hmmm that is veerrry....
*me and friend lean in to each other, back to back, rubbing chins)
Me and Friend: Cuuuriouus....
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I'm bad at puzzle solving..

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:maya: = Me
:franny: = My friend

*we're playing Twister*

:maya: HURRY UP THIS IS PAINFUL YOU KNOW... *farts*
:franny: You just farted in my face.
:maya: Pwwwwhhh!

:maya: = Me
:minuki: = Another friend of mine

*we're hanging out listening to songs on my iPod*

:minuki: I don't want to listen to songs I've never heard before.
:maya: Okay then. (But how do you hear and like new songs? ...forget it.)

:maya: = ME AGAIN.
:godot: = My dad.

*I have hung up a CD cover that I drew, A Lawyer's Index Finger Goes Everywhere*

:godot: So a lawyer's index finger goes up their nose?
:maya: Uh... no... yes...
:godot: And up their butt?
:maya: *laughs*
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The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.

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Romeo wrote:
Me: Hmmm that is veerrry....
*me and friend lean in to each other, back to back, rubbing chins)
Me and Friend: Cuuuriouus....


GASP, SHUT YO' MOUTH FOO'
if yo' were cool, you'd know what it meant |D
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My childhood right here

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Spoiler: RuneScape is a game for nerds and trolls
Me and my friend decided to make RuneScape accounts to talk and mess around, since he lives in Florida, and I live in NY. We made them of DBZ characters. I'm Future Trunks, he's Piccolo. We met a person named Buu, and the three of us have been going around, just dicking around at the bars.
So, me, Piccolo and Buu were at the bar again, pretending to be wasted, when a Broly walked, said "Oh God, not you three again!", and disconnected. Apparently we've made quite a name for ourselves.
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Breaking hiatus.

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So a friend and I decided to raid our cabinets of VHS tapes and decided to watch one.

Me: Well crap. We'll have to rewind it.
Friend: ...we have to what?

It was such a quick response, I didn't have a chance to finish my drink and I spat it all over the TV, laughing.
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I'm not sure if this is funny, but I found it hilarious

:phoenix: : Me
:edgeworth: : Friend
:kyouya: : Classmate #1
:adrian: : Classmate #2

We were doing a small comercial for English class. Ours was icecream themed. We were talking about making props.

:kyouya: : Alright Adrian, you do this.
:adrian: : Alright, whatever.
:kyouya: : Edgeworth, you make the cones.
:edgeworth: : Naw man, I suck on cones.
:phoenix: :kyouya: :adrian: : *Laugh*
:edgeworth: : What?
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I'm bad at puzzle solving..

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I was talking to a friend of mine who knows nothing about AA, and she said this:

"Olga? Really?"

I nearly died.
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Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.

I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
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let's just tell them that we met in jail

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My friend asked me today if potatoes grew on trees. :yogi:
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What the Devil is going on here?

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Conversation between my sister and I.
"If you were an animal what would you be?"
"I don't know.."
"I'd be a panda.. just sit around all day in a tree eating as much bamboo as I can and if I run out of bamboo, just eat meat!"
"But pandas have a severe shortage of food because their forests are being chopped down.."
"FINE! A captive panda!"
She then followed up later with.. "Even better! I'll be a shell-less tortoise. They don't move their whole life unless something crosses their path that they can eat."
~
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