The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.
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:ME
:FRIEND (ROMEO)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
what do you call an English man in sandals? Jesus :D LOL DONT ASK is jesus english?? Well british people made him up, so hes gotta be british, right?XD made me lol
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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:FREIND (ROMEO)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
what do you call an English man in sandals? Jesus :D LOL DONT ASK is jesus english?? Well british people made him up, so hes gotta be british, right?XD made me lol
we're too cool ;D
- Me
-Sister*watching a show, someone mentions Uri Geller*
-Uri Geller? What did he do? -I think he bent spoons or something... Lets go and check on google.*Me on le keyboard*
Searches 'Yuri Geller' Romeo, why would you spell 'Uri' with a 'Y' - *Bad Poker Face* uhhh...thats just how I always imagined it...I found it funny.
My childhood right here
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The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.
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*facepalm.*
thanks for telling me =.=;
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:"That's jaywalking!" :"No. We're running."
Gavin Bros. <3
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Her: "Man, Ashley. I'm having so much fun."
Me: "That's good."
Her: "I'm having so much f*cking fun, I can look at Miles toilet training his dog and not even be amused by it!"
Me: /falls over onto table from hysterics/
Her: "WHAT? You don't believe me?! I mean damn..."
She's like a vulgar mouthed Larry Butz...half the stuff that comes out of her mouth is stupidly hilarious, but she's more loyal than any dog - not that i'm calling her a dog or anything. >->
Nothing to see here...
Gavin Bros. <3
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:"That's jaywalking!" :"No. We're running."
Nothing to see here...
I'm bad at puzzle solving..
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Friend: Why?
Me: Because she's hot.
Everyone else: *bursts into laughter*
Me: *stands there then laughs cause I suddenly get it* I didn't mean it like that!
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
Procrastinator.
Gender: Female
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Friend: The one that you have to put bombs.
Me and my other friend laughed so hard.
My childhood right here
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Friend: The one that you have to put bombs.
Me and my other friend laughed so hard.
So true.
Dracarys!
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I'm bad at puzzle solving..
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Friend 1: You look like a girl called Rihanna.
Friend 2: *misheard it* A DOG?!
Me, Friend 3 & Friend 1: *burst into laughter*
Friend 2: *joins in after realizing her mistake**
The second one was by me, I know this is for friends, but I said something cool. I was talking to this little kid, he was funny, and suddenly I said:
Me: Chickens are good for three things. They eat, they get fat, then they die.
It was more a you-had-to-be-there moment, but whatever. We both ended up laughing.
EDIT: 2 more 'me' moments.
Friend 1: *is talking about gym shoes, but keeps saying 'gym shoe'*
Me: She doesn't have a gym shoe. She has 2.
Friend 2 (the friend who Friend 1 was talking to): *laughs*
Okay, so Friend 2 and I are having a conversation. There's been an argument, and people are blaming each other.
Me: *points finger* There will be no more pointing fingers! Wait, that's kinda objectionable, cause I'm pointing my finger...
Friend 2: *bursts into laughter*
I'm hilarious.
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.
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heee heeee heeeee!
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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My childhood right here
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I'd risk it for a biscuit. I hate old people on the road.
And at least we were honorable mentions.
At least it's shorter than my old name Geez. People.
I'm bad at puzzle solving..
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= Me
= Friend 1 = Friend 2
= Friend 3 = Teacher: Hey Pearl, I dare you to say "I am a pie" to Mrs Andrews!: Okay! : *walks closer*: Mrs Andrews, I am a pie.: I don't care. Now get in the line!: :( *then begins laughing* : *laughing*That was probably a 'you gotta be there' moment, though.
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
lying is bad
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How's about everyone upload audio files? >:D
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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How's about everyone upload audio files? >:D
Yeah thats true.
-VAMPIRES are not real, like werewolfs or trolls! -Oh come on Romeo, you KNOW Trolls are real :trollface:
The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.
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How's about everyone upload audio files? >:D
Yeah thats true.
-VAMPIRES are not real, like werewolfs or trolls! -Oh come on Romeo, you KNOW Trolls are real :trollface:lolmy god, i remember that!
romeo, whats your name? uuuuhh, im tired......and may i say, i lol'd when i red your sig roms XD
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I'm bad at puzzle solving..
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Friend: Bob the Dinosaur sounds like a retarded kids' show.
I asked him about "Sunshine the Unicorn".
Friend: Sunshine the Unicorn sounds like a retarded teenager's show.
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.
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hehehee, ive got the picture of scrabble board....
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Remembered another one with Lux.
- Oh I do love Ice cream, it's such a delicious snack! - Hmm, I always thought of Ice cream as a kind of drink. - but it's solid. - But it melts in your mouth and goes into liquid! So technically it's a drink! - This sounds like a conversation phoenix and maya might have.I found that hilariously funny.
And I'm glad you find my sig funny, I couldn't stop laughing.
I'm bad at puzzle solving..
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Guy: We can't bend like that!
Me: Mr Anderson and the banana of truth!!
Friend: *bursts out laughing*
Me: ? What's so funny?
Friend: *between laughs* That sounds like 'Mr Anderson and the penis of truth'!!
Me: ...shit. *laughs*
I wanna use smileys now.
= This guy (not the guy from earlier though): When my mum was pregnant with my sister, I thought she'd swallowed a chair.
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
My childhood right here
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Let us never speak of this again.
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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(We were doing some algebra, and a question was about how Tessa had £1.00 to buy a snack. She could buy either 4 cherry buns and a doughnut or 2 cherry buns and 4 doughnuts, we had to find out the value, blah blah blah)
-Wow. Who thinks 2 cherry buns and 4 doughnuts is a SNACK?
-Tessa must be so fat, I mean really?(The next question was something about farmers buying pigs and sheep)
-Tessa's at it again, she's going to eat all the bloody pigs! - Oh my god Romeo you;re right! Is this a snack, too?*some time later*
-I've discoverd with her £1.00, she could buy 1/60th of a sheep. -What the hells that then, an eyeball?
Previously Cardiovore
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Me: What was that? Something just fell on my head.
Phil: Probably a government micro-camera.
FULL GAME AVAILABLE
Good 'til the last drop.
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^^ Click The Gant!
I'm bad at puzzle solving..
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Me: I love playing with balls!
Friend: Me and Friend 2 did it last night.
Friend 2: Let's do it!
Guy: *walking by* LET'S GET RICEY!
Me: Hey, Friend.
Friend: Yeah?
Me: Pervert whipped my butt. I was leaning over to pick up a piece of paper then he fucking whipped me with a ruler!
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Friend; A while I should think, but you'd never know, a savage dog will always come along and eat it.
The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.
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Friend; A while I should think, but you'd never know, a savage dog will always come along and eat it.
LOLWUT, WHO SAID THIS?! was it callum?!
well i cant really write this but we were doing accents in RE today because we were bored, so i told this kid to do a japanese accent, a sweedish one, a jamican and a farmers one, THEY ALL SOUNDED THE SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
srsly, it was very funny, VERY FUNNY.
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((Same kid for both of ours xD He's weird but funny...))
Friend: Here smell this it's soap, what does it smell like?
Me: Oh my god it smells like chocolate sauce O_o (It really did I wanted to nom it all.)
Friend: Yes it does! It's amazing...but don't try eating it, it tastes like shit. I don't understand how taste can be made up mostly of your smell. It makes no sense!
~~
Me: (we were messing about in said Friend's room) Hey quit pushing me near the open window!!
Friend: But the window...IT LEADS TO NARNIA!!
Me: Thats Wardrobes...
Friend: Did I say Narnia? I meant EQUESTRIA!
Me: In that case! ( dives for window)
Yeah we're cool kids.
Good 'til the last drop.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"SATAN YAYYYY."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hey guys, you know what's the sh*t? SEMICIRCLES!" *smacks face on ground*
^^ Click The Gant!
I'm bad at puzzle solving..
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Friend: Go away, mum...
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
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A True English Diva-To-Be <3
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The Boyfriend: A magic cow.
My best friend didn't seem to find this one funny but I laughed so hard I almost choked :3
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Friend: Dude, where did you go?? Chick you were playing as is gone...
Me: Nah, Zelda can change into Sheik. She's like that ;p
Friend: So...Zelda is a cross-dresser, huh?
I'm bad at puzzle solving..
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Tokyokit: Meow meow. ^_^
Tokyokit: A big meow.
Tokyokit: I am a meow.
Kumori: I am a human with a sword. How delightful.
Tokyokit: I AM A FLYING GUMMY BEAR, EVERYONE!
Tokyokit: Flying gummy bear, flying out of Gummy Bear airport!
Tokyokit: I AM A FLYING GUMMY BEAR!!!
Kumori: xD
Kumori: Tokyokit thinks she is my master, but of course, she is not.
Kumori: I'm a big, awesome, funny party balloon that hates Tokyokit, who hates me back.
Kumori: Hey everybody? I think Tokyokit is a flying gummy bear ^_^
Tokyokit: Compare the meerkat dot com! SIMPLES!
Tokyokit: TWENTY MINUTES TILL THE WORLD BLOWS UP!
Tokyokit: I am a flying gummy bear
That is why, people of C-R, you never leave us alone together.
Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.
I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Friend: Yeah, when the Microwave goes off it's three beeps, I strike a pose for each one.
Ace Sidekick!
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(me) : It's hot in here.
(mah friend, let's call him Niel) : *starts singing* "It's getting hot in here! So please don't take off your clothes!" XD 
: Niel! D: *playful slap* XD
Mrs. Jeon Jungkook ♥
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My best friend: Those are sheeps, not clouds.
Me: ._.
My best friend: This reminds me of a puzzle..
Also -
(not me, just my best friend and my boyfriend on Facebook having a convo)
John Aubry: Did you know that there's a sexual book for children?
Dave J. Strider: What.
Dave J. Strider: You are kidding me.
John Aubry: No, it's about a perverted uncle who keeps doing perverted stuff with his non-perverted nephew.
Dave J. Strider: I'm going to find the author of this book and kick them 50 metres up in the sky.
Dave J. Strider: just wait..
Dave J. Strider: Just wait.
John Aubry: This uncle reminds me of you.
Dave J. Strider: I smell something nice. Want to know what it is?
John Aubry: Yes.
Dave J. Strider: My fist. And do you know where it belongs to?
John Aubry: No.
Dave J. Strider: To your face. They would make a cute couple together.
Also -
(small convo between me and my boyfriend over skype)
Me: -plays Phoenix Wright while singing awkwardly- Da da da da da daaaa~~
My boyfriend: ...
Me: -continues singing- Da da da daaaa dumdumdum~~~
My boyfriend: <_<
My boyfriend: >_>
My boyfriend: <_<
My boyfriend: >_>
My boyfriend: You sound like a horse on crack.
Me: And you sound like a frog on meth. -.-
My friends are so unfunny, haha.
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions
Ace Sidekick!
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My best friend: Those are sheeps, not clouds.
Me: ._.
My best friend: This reminds me of a puzzle..
Also -
(not me, just my best friend and my boyfriend on Facebook having a convo)
John Aubry: Did you know that there's a sexual book for children?
Dave J. Strider: What.
Dave J. Strider: You are kidding me.
John Aubry: No, it's about a perverted uncle who keeps doing perverted stuff with his non-perverted nephew.
Dave J. Strider: I'm going to find the author of this book and kick them 50 metres up in the sky.
Dave J. Strider: just wait..
Dave J. Strider: Just wait.
John Aubry: This uncle reminds me of you.
Dave J. Strider: I smell something nice. Want to know what it is?
John Aubry: Yes.
Dave J. Strider: My fist. And do you know where it belongs to?
John Aubry: No.
Dave J. Strider: To your face. They would make a cute couple together.
Also -
(small convo between me and my boyfriend over skype)
Me: -plays Phoenix Wright while singing awkwardly- Da da da da da daaaa~~
My boyfriend: ...
Me: -continues singing- Da da da daaaa dumdumdum~~~
My boyfriend: <_<
My boyfriend: >_>
My boyfriend: <_<
My boyfriend: >_>
My boyfriend: You sound like a horse on crack.
Me: And you sound like a frog on meth. -.-
My friends are so unfunny, haha.
*laughs* x3
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