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The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.

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:franny: :ME
:yogi: :FRIEND (ROMEO)

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:franny: what do you call an English man in sandals?
:yogi: Jesus :D
:franny: LOL
:yogi: DONT ASK is jesus english??
:franny: Well british people made him up, so hes gotta be british, right?

XD made me lol
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Golden Luxray wrote:
:franny: :ME
:yogi: :FREIND (ROMEO)

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:franny: what do you call an English man in sandals?
:yogi: Jesus :D
:franny: LOL
:yogi: DONT ASK is jesus english??
:franny: Well british people made him up, so hes gotta be british, right?

XD made me lol


we're too cool ;D

:edgeworth: - Me
:adrian: -Sister

*watching a show, someone mentions Uri Geller*
:adrian: -Uri Geller? What did he do?
:edgeworth: -I think he bent spoons or something...
:adrian: Lets go and check on google.
*Me on le keyboard*
:edgeworth: Searches 'Yuri Geller'
:adrian: Romeo, why would you spell 'Uri' with a 'Y'
:edgeworth: - *Bad Poker Face* uhhh...thats just how I always imagined it...

I found it funny.
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Hey Golden, you spelled "friend" wrong.
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Steel Turnabout wrote:
Hey Golden, you spelled "friend" wrong.


*facepalm.*
thanks for telling me =.=;
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I had to take my siblings to the park today, and when we were close to home, I, ah, cut a few corners and happened to hear this little exchange (keep in mind that my brother is 11 and my sister is 9):

:larry: :"That's jaywalking!"

:franny: :"No. We're running."
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Gavin Bros. <3

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I don't exactly remember what my best friend said, but it was on my 17th birthday. We were at a restaurant. It was AA related.

Her: "Man, Ashley. I'm having so much fun."
Me: "That's good."
Her: "I'm having so much f*cking fun, I can look at Miles toilet training his dog and not even be amused by it!"
Me: /falls over onto table from hysterics/
Her: "WHAT? You don't believe me?! I mean damn..."

She's like a vulgar mouthed Larry Butz...half the stuff that comes out of her mouth is stupidly hilarious, but she's more loyal than any dog - not that i'm calling her a dog or anything. >->
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Athena von Karma wrote:
I had to take my siblings to the park today, and when we were close to home, I, ah, cut a few corners and happened to hear this little exchange (keep in mind that my brother is 11 and my sister is 9):

:larry: :"That's jaywalking!"

:franny: :"No. We're running."
That's too cute! :garyuu:
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-A few of us kids are talking and this happens-

Friend: Why?
Me: Because she's hot.
Everyone else: *bursts into laughter*
Me: *stands there then laughs cause I suddenly get it* I didn't mean it like that!
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Me: Hey which version of Bomberman did you play?
Friend: The one that you have to put bombs.

Me and my other friend laughed so hard.
Koishi x Flandre.
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FishyTLF wrote:
Me: Hey which version of Bomberman did you play?
Friend: The one that you have to put bombs.

Me and my other friend laughed so hard.

So true.
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Dracarys!

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My friend once tried to convince me that it was immoral for a husband and wife to have sex for the purpose of having a child.
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What with me back at school, I have 2 fantastic moments.

Friend 1: You look like a girl called Rihanna.
Friend 2: *misheard it* A DOG?!
Me, Friend 3 & Friend 1: *burst into laughter*
Friend 2: *joins in after realizing her mistake**

The second one was by me, I know this is for friends, but I said something cool. I was talking to this little kid, he was funny, and suddenly I said:

Me: Chickens are good for three things. They eat, they get fat, then they die.

It was more a you-had-to-be-there moment, but whatever. We both ended up laughing.

EDIT: 2 more 'me' moments.

Friend 1: *is talking about gym shoes, but keeps saying 'gym shoe'*
Me: She doesn't have a gym shoe. She has 2.
Friend 2 (the friend who Friend 1 was talking to): *laughs*

Okay, so Friend 2 and I are having a conversation. There's been an argument, and people are blaming each other.

Me: *points finger* There will be no more pointing fingers! Wait, that's kinda objectionable, cause I'm pointing my finger...
Friend 2: *bursts into laughter*

I'm hilarious. :redd:
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The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.

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"Its funny....cos its going to kill him!!"
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Just spent a whole week on holiday with Golden Lux, so yeaah we have had our moments.
Spoiler: A lot.
:phoenix: -Me
:franny: -Lux!
:edgeworth: -Another friend
:adrian: -mother
~

:phoenix: -All swans are ninjas!!
:franny:- I know what you mean, that black part really looks like a bandana!
:phoenix: -You have to draw a ninja swan when we get back, you know.
~

:franny: -Oooh look this barbie dolls head is screwed on *Unscrews until neck is really long*
:franny: - *humming the psycho scene, pulling the doll closer to my face* dun dun dunn!!
~

:phoenix: - Go on mum, just overtake these old people! *on road*
:adrian: - I shouldn't...the car is full of people and luggage
:edgeworth: -But would you risk it...FOR A BISCUIT?
~

:phoenix: - We should play 'Awesome scrabble'
:franny: :edgeworth: -Huh?
:phoenix: -All the words have to be something awesome or funny. To us. I'll start. *spells 'TROLL'
:franny: -Then the next ones obvious! *spells 'DOMAYA' off of 'TROLL'
:phoenix: -And DoMaya wouldn't be happy without *spells 'LOOBY' off of 'DOMAYA'
:franny: :phoenix: -ehehehehehhehehehe!
:edgeworth: -?

Sorry other C-R members, you were mentioned but alas, there wasn't enough room for you all.

Steel Turnabout! Y U NO fit on scrabble board?!

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Romeo wrote:
Just spent a whole week on holiday with Golden Lux, so yeaah we have had our moments.
Spoiler: A lot.
:phoenix: -Me
:franny: -Lux!
:edgeworth: -Another friend
:adrian: -mother
~

:phoenix: -All swans are ninjas!!
:franny:- I know what you mean, that black part really looks like a bandana!
:phoenix: -You have to draw a ninja swan when we get back, you know.
~

:franny: -Oooh look this barbie dolls head is screwed on *Unscrews until neck is really long*
:franny: - *humming the psycho scene, pulling the doll closer to my face* dun dun dunn!!
~

:phoenix: - Go on mum, just overtake these old people! *on road*
:adrian: - I shouldn't...the car is full of people and luggage
:edgeworth: -But would you risk it...FOR A BISCUIT?
~

:phoenix: - We should play 'Awesome scrabble'
:franny: :edgeworth: -Huh?
:phoenix: -All the words have to be something awesome or funny. To us. I'll start. *spells 'TROLL'
:franny: -Then the next ones obvious! *spells 'DOMAYA' off of 'TROLL'
:phoenix: -And DoMaya wouldn't be happy without *spells 'LOOBY' off of 'DOMAYA'
:franny: :phoenix: -ehehehehehhehehehe!
:edgeworth: -?

Sorry other C-R members, you were mentioned but alas, there wasn't enough room for you all.

Steel Turnabout! Y U NO fit on scrabble board?!

I'd risk it for a biscuit. I hate old people on the road.
And at least we were honorable mentions.
At least it's shorter than my old name Geez. People.
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Truth or dare in the school playground.

:maya: = Me
:pearl: = Friend 1
:franny: = Friend 2
:lana: = Friend 3
:adrian: = Teacher

:maya:: Hey Pearl, I dare you to say "I am a pie" to Mrs Andrews!
:pearl:: Okay!
:adrian:: *walks closer*
:pearl:: Mrs Andrews, I am a pie.
:adrian:: I don't care. Now get in the line!
:pearl:: :( *then begins laughing*
:maya: :pearl: :franny: :lana:: *laughing*

That was probably a 'you gotta be there' moment, though.
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I wager a ton of these things would be funnier if we could actually hear it said.

How's about everyone upload audio files? >:D
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VHTaffy wrote:
I wager a ton of these things would be funnier if we could actually hear it said.

How's about everyone upload audio files? >:D


Yeah thats true.

:phoenix: -VAMPIRES are not real, like werewolfs or trolls!
:franny: -Oh come on Romeo, you KNOW Trolls are real :trollface:
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The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.

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Romeo wrote:
VHTaffy wrote:
I wager a ton of these things would be funnier if we could actually hear it said.

How's about everyone upload audio files? >:D


Yeah thats true.

:phoenix: -VAMPIRES are not real, like werewolfs or trolls!
:franny: -Oh come on Romeo, you KNOW Trolls are real :trollface:


lolmy god, i remember that!

:franny: romeo, whats your name?
:phoenix: uuuuhh, im tired......

and may i say, i lol'd when i red your sig roms XD
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Flicking through some of my old work, I came upon a story about Bob the Dinosaur.

Friend: Bob the Dinosaur sounds like a retarded kids' show.

I asked him about "Sunshine the Unicorn".

Friend: Sunshine the Unicorn sounds like a retarded teenager's show.
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Romeo wrote:
Just spent a whole week on holiday with Golden Lux, so yeaah we have had our moments.
Spoiler: A lot.
:phoenix: -Me
:franny: -Lux!
:edgeworth: -Another friend
:adrian: -mother
~

:phoenix: -All swans are ninjas!!
:franny:- I know what you mean, that black part really looks like a bandana!
:phoenix: -You have to draw a ninja swan when we get back, you know.
~

:franny: -Oooh look this barbie dolls head is screwed on *Unscrews until neck is really long*
:franny: - *humming the psycho scene, pulling the doll closer to my face* dun dun dunn!!
~

:phoenix: - Go on mum, just overtake these old people! *on road*
:adrian: - I shouldn't...the car is full of people and luggage
:edgeworth: -But would you risk it...FOR A BISCUIT?
~

:phoenix: - We should play 'Awesome scrabble'
:franny: :edgeworth: -Huh?
:phoenix: -All the words have to be something awesome or funny. To us. I'll start. *spells 'TROLL'
:franny: -Then the next ones obvious! *spells 'DOMAYA' off of 'TROLL'
:phoenix: -And DoMaya wouldn't be happy without *spells 'LOOBY' off of 'DOMAYA'
:franny: :phoenix: -ehehehehehhehehehe!
:edgeworth: -?

Sorry other C-R members, you were mentioned but alas, there wasn't enough room for you all.

Steel Turnabout! Y U NO fit on scrabble board?!


hehehee, ive got the picture of scrabble board....
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And yes, a lot of those are put on backwards with other letters tacked on!
Remembered another one with Lux.

:phoenix: - Oh I do love Ice cream, it's such a delicious snack!
:franny: - Hmm, I always thought of Ice cream as a kind of drink.
:phoenix: - but it's solid.
:franny: - But it melts in your mouth and goes into liquid! So technically it's a drink!
:phoenix: - This sounds like a conversation phoenix and maya might have.

I found that hilariously funny.
And I'm glad you find my sig funny, I couldn't stop laughing.
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Guy: Let's get ricey!

Guy: We can't bend like that!

Me: Mr Anderson and the banana of truth!!
Friend: *bursts out laughing*
Me: ? What's so funny?
Friend: *between laughs* That sounds like 'Mr Anderson and the penis of truth'!!
Me: ...shit. *laughs*

I wanna use smileys now.

:phoenix: = This guy (not the guy from earlier though)

:phoenix:: When my mum was pregnant with my sister, I thought she'd swallowed a chair.
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For y'all who Skype Called today, you heard me and my dumb sister playing Awesome Scrabble.

Let us never speak of this again.
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Sorry I keep flooding this place, but my friends and I are so DARN FUNNY.

Spoiler: Characterlist
:phoenix: -Me
:adrian: -Friend A
:odoroki: -Friend B
:larry: -Friend C


(We were doing some algebra, and a question was about how Tessa had £1.00 to buy a snack. She could buy either 4 cherry buns and a doughnut or 2 cherry buns and 4 doughnuts, we had to find out the value, blah blah blah)

:phoenix: -Wow. Who thinks 2 cherry buns and 4 doughnuts is a SNACK?
:odoroki: -Tessa must be so fat, I mean really?

(The next question was something about farmers buying pigs and sheep)
:phoenix: -Tessa's at it again, she's going to eat all the bloody pigs!
:odoroki: - Oh my god Romeo you;re right! Is this a snack, too?
*some time later* :larry: -I've discoverd with her £1.00, she could buy 1/60th of a sheep.
:adrian: -What the hells that then, an eyeball?
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Me: What was that? Something just fell on my head.
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We had a game, us friends: say something that sounds wrong but isn't meant to be.

Me: I love playing with balls!
Friend: Me and Friend 2 did it last night.
Friend 2: Let's do it!
Guy: *walking by* LET'S GET RICEY!

Me: Hey, Friend.
Friend: Yeah?
Me: Pervert whipped my butt. I was leaning over to pick up a piece of paper then he fucking whipped me with a ruler!
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Me; I wonder how long an orange peel takes to decompose
Friend; A while I should think, but you'd never know, a savage dog will always come along and eat it.
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Romeo wrote:
Me; I wonder how long an orange peel takes to decompose
Friend; A while I should think, but you'd never know, a savage dog will always come along and eat it.


LOLWUT, WHO SAID THIS?! was it callum?!

well i cant really write this but we were doing accents in RE today because we were bored, so i told this kid to do a japanese accent, a sweedish one, a jamican and a farmers one, THEY ALL SOUNDED THE SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

srsly, it was very funny, VERY FUNNY.
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It was callum, yes.
((Same kid for both of ours xD He's weird but funny...))

Friend: Here smell this it's soap, what does it smell like?
Me: Oh my god it smells like chocolate sauce O_o (It really did I wanted to nom it all.)
Friend: Yes it does! It's amazing...but don't try eating it, it tastes like shit. I don't understand how taste can be made up mostly of your smell. It makes no sense!
~~
Me: (we were messing about in said Friend's room) Hey quit pushing me near the open window!!
Friend: But the window...IT LEADS TO NARNIA!!
Me: Thats Wardrobes...
Friend: Did I say Narnia? I meant EQUESTRIA!
Me: In that case! ( dives for window)

Yeah we're cool kids.
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Me: *pokes bed of friend*
Friend: Go away, mum...
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Me: *on hearing a windchime outside and not being able to place the sound* Huh, that's a weird noise. Wonder what it is?
The Boyfriend: A magic cow.

My best friend didn't seem to find this one funny but I laughed so hard I almost choked :3
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Me: * Transforms to Sheik in Brawl*
Friend: Dude, where did you go?? Chick you were playing as is gone...
Me: Nah, Zelda can change into Sheik. She's like that ;p
Friend: So...Zelda is a cross-dresser, huh?
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Conversation with my online friend. (I'm Kumori, btw.)

Tokyokit: Meow meow. ^_^
Tokyokit: A big meow.
Tokyokit: I am a meow.
Kumori: I am a human with a sword. How delightful.
Tokyokit: I AM A FLYING GUMMY BEAR, EVERYONE!
Tokyokit: Flying gummy bear, flying out of Gummy Bear airport!
Tokyokit: I AM A FLYING GUMMY BEAR!!!
Kumori: xD
Kumori: Tokyokit thinks she is my master, but of course, she is not.
Kumori: I'm a big, awesome, funny party balloon that hates Tokyokit, who hates me back.
Kumori: Hey everybody? I think Tokyokit is a flying gummy bear ^_^
Tokyokit: Compare the meerkat dot com! SIMPLES!
Tokyokit: TWENTY MINUTES TILL THE WORLD BLOWS UP!
Tokyokit: I am a flying gummy bear

That is why, people of C-R, you never leave us alone together.
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Professor Layton & The Lost Future. Best game ever.

I live everywhere and nowhere, usually as Kumori. My YouTube is 'WoodULikeSumCatFood', shamelessly ripped from a friend of mine.
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.

Gender: Male

Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.

Rank: Ace Attorney

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Me: Do you have rituals for when you're home alone and cooking?
Friend: Yeah, when the Microwave goes off it's three beeps, I strike a pose for each one.
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Ace Sidekick!

Gender: Female

Location: Kurain Village

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:00 am

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This happened when me and my twin brother like friend were hanging out at the mall 2 years ago.

:sad-maya: (me) : It's hot in here.
:neil2: (mah friend, let's call him Niel) : *starts singing* "It's getting hot in here! So please don't take off your clothes!" XD
:maya-shock: : Niel! D: *playful slap* XD
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Mrs. Jeon Jungkook ♥

Gender: Female

Location: Austria

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:38 pm

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Me: -looks into the clouds- Those clouds remind me of something..
My best friend: Those are sheeps, not clouds.
Me: ._.
My best friend: This reminds me of a puzzle..


Also -
(not me, just my best friend and my boyfriend on Facebook having a convo)

John Aubry: Did you know that there's a sexual book for children?
Dave J. Strider: What.
Dave J. Strider: You are kidding me.
John Aubry: No, it's about a perverted uncle who keeps doing perverted stuff with his non-perverted nephew.
Dave J. Strider: I'm going to find the author of this book and kick them 50 metres up in the sky.
Dave J. Strider: just wait..
Dave J. Strider: Just wait.
John Aubry: This uncle reminds me of you.
Dave J. Strider: I smell something nice. Want to know what it is?
John Aubry: Yes.
Dave J. Strider: My fist. And do you know where it belongs to?
John Aubry: No.
Dave J. Strider: To your face. They would make a cute couple together.


Also -
(small convo between me and my boyfriend over skype)

Me: -plays Phoenix Wright while singing awkwardly- Da da da da da daaaa~~
My boyfriend: ...
Me: -continues singing- Da da da daaaa dumdumdum~~~
My boyfriend: <_<
My boyfriend: >_>
My boyfriend: <_<
My boyfriend: >_>
My boyfriend: You sound like a horse on crack.
Me: And you sound like a frog on meth. -.-

My friends are so unfunny, haha.

The beginning was quite fun, just with all the ups and downs
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions

시작은 뭐 즐거웠었네 오르락내리락 그 자체로 어느새 서로 지쳐버렸네 의미 없는 감정소모에

Trivia 轉 : Seesaw
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Gender: Female

Location: Kurain Village

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:00 am

Posts: 2426

Mary Faraday wrote:
Me: -looks into the clouds- Those clouds remind me of something..
My best friend: Those are sheeps, not clouds.
Me: ._.
My best friend: This reminds me of a puzzle..


Also -
(not me, just my best friend and my boyfriend on Facebook having a convo)

John Aubry: Did you know that there's a sexual book for children?
Dave J. Strider: What.
Dave J. Strider: You are kidding me.
John Aubry: No, it's about a perverted uncle who keeps doing perverted stuff with his non-perverted nephew.
Dave J. Strider: I'm going to find the author of this book and kick them 50 metres up in the sky.
Dave J. Strider: just wait..
Dave J. Strider: Just wait.
John Aubry: This uncle reminds me of you.
Dave J. Strider: I smell something nice. Want to know what it is?
John Aubry: Yes.
Dave J. Strider: My fist. And do you know where it belongs to?
John Aubry: No.
Dave J. Strider: To your face. They would make a cute couple together.


Also -
(small convo between me and my boyfriend over skype)

Me: -plays Phoenix Wright while singing awkwardly- Da da da da da daaaa~~
My boyfriend: ...
Me: -continues singing- Da da da daaaa dumdumdum~~~
My boyfriend: <_<
My boyfriend: >_>
My boyfriend: <_<
My boyfriend: >_>
My boyfriend: You sound like a horse on crack.
Me: And you sound like a frog on meth. -.-

My friends are so unfunny, haha.


*laughs* x3
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