Where are they now?
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Of course the victims and murderers are already accounted for: They're all dead.
I'll start...
- The actor of the new version of the Steel Samurai: Pottasium Samurai. (After this time, Global Studios are probably running out of names.)
- Now crushing on Cody. And just for that I actually want a Global Studios trial in GS4 now.
- Starved to death because Phoenix never actually fed him. That, or Pearl rescued him after the trial and he's now contently living in Kurain Village.
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spr fckn srs peepz
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FabuVinny wrote:
We know about Phoenix and Ema (and Payne and the Judge), and will probably learn about Maya and Edgeworth, but what about the rest of the characters? What has become of the many cast members Phoenix met in the first three games? And if they don't turn up in GS4 that just means your idea probably can't be proved wrong.
Of course the victims and murderers are already accounted for: They're all dead.
I'll start...
- The actor of the new version of the Steel Samurai: Pottasium Samurai. (After this time, Global Studios are probably running out of names.)
- Now crushing on Cody. And just for that I actually want a Global Studios trial in GS4 now.
- Starved to death because Phoenix never actually fed him. That, or Pearl rescued him after the trial and he's now contently living in Kurain Village.
Of course the victims and murderers are already accounted for: They're all dead.
I'll start...
- The actor of the new version of the Steel Samurai: Pottasium Samurai. (After this time, Global Studios are probably running out of names.) - Now crushing on Cody. And just for that I actually want a Global Studios trial in GS4 now. - Starved to death because Phoenix never actually fed him. That, or Pearl rescued him after the trial and he's now contently living in Kurain Village.
- Executive producer on the new Steel Samurai series. Actually got props, and his acting genius was recognized even though he was being more type-casted than Samuel L. Jackson.
- Has passed on his skills to a new generation. Ultimately caught and accused of a murder he didn't ACTUALLY commit. Odoroki has to defend him. Hilarity ensues.
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Maybe I'm a Liger...
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president of MBLA.
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- Poker/Piano playing Hobo at a Russian Restaurant.
- Head chef of the same Russian Restaurant.
& 
- Waitresses at the same Russian Restaurant.
- Doorman at the same Russian Restaurant.
- Busboy/Janitor at the same Russian Restaurant.
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Took the name so you couldn't
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Btw shelly got an apprentice. Oh yeah.
The End.
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Attorney Hatman wrote:
Shelly - Has passed on his skills to a new generation. Ultimately caught and accused of a murder he didn't ACTUALLY commit. Odoroki has to defend him. Hilarity ensues.
This is officially the greatest idea ever. Can't you imagine how hilarious it would be to defend De Killer?
...
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person132 wrote:
Attorney Hatman wrote:
Shelly - Has passed on his skills to a new generation. Ultimately caught and accused of a murder he didn't ACTUALLY commit. Odoroki has to defend him. Hilarity ensues.
This is officially the greatest idea ever. Can't you imagine how hilarious it would be to defend De Killer?
I know. That's why I thought of it.
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Cevian wrote:
- Poker/Piano playing Hobo at a Russian Restaurant. - Head chef of the same Russian Restaurant. & - Waitresses at the same Russian Restaurant. - Doorman at the same Russian Restaurant. - Busboy/Janitor at the same Russian Restaurant.Russian Restaurant Team!!!
- homeless
- waitress
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What is my liiiife?!?
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Quote:
Pottasium Samurai
Wait, wouldn't he be easy to beat? All ya have to do is pour water over him and he EXPLODES!
Quote:
(After this time, Global Studios are probably running out of names.)
I couldn't've better myself!
Became chief, but is more of a figurehead (Most of the work is done by his subordinates) 
Got a part in a musical about a singing cowboy, now in Detox because of a sake addiction
Still in the force, constantly getting into trouble. Probably be made chief after Gumshoe Retires
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I'm still here! If you recognize me. t.t
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Gerkuman wrote:
Got a part in a musical about a singing cowboy, now in Detox because of a sake addictionIf he wasn't convicted of murder, then surely he was convicted of aggravated assault of a police officer?
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Unfortunately, dead.
DEAD!!! WHOOOOO!!!
Dead.
Dead.
99.9% sure he's dead.
... I got nothing on this one. The Fat Lady with the Broom ZOMFGZ!!! Either that or dead.
Guitarist Hobo at the Thundershock Cravat Club (LOL fanfic reference).
Went missing 
Hazakurain Head Nun, Hobohodo's wife, Dead.
& ... I'll leave it for you guys to speculate. Connected to a strange machine with a stone core that generates enough power for her to live 75 more years, dead.
Owns a Bird Store, dead.
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
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What is my liiiife?!?
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Quote:
If he wasn't convicted of murder, then surely he was convicted of aggravated assault of a police officer?
His sentence would be less than ten years, probably around five as the assault wasn't that serious. Enough time to get out and do everything I said :F
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: New chief detective!
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WAKE UP, EDGEY-POO!!
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We know him as the first defendant(and Garyuu's bestfriend) Y'all dream too much, she's certainly dead. Guilt kill her XD(Talk about Trauma Center, y'all have a too big word...) Humm... Perhaps Kyouya's mentor? 
Chief of Kurain Err... Second in command? 
Still prosecutor. Chief of police(hey, bambina XD) Maggey Byrde version 2.3(means that he's Ema's subaltern)
Homeless 
Dead in jail Same thing President of Global Studios(good, Will, just do something 'bout your self-confidence ) Homeless
Maya: It would be good to see you with the new actor, Matt Engarde.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
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Shelly de Killer wrote:
The whole cast were on an airplane party and it crashed only to have the judge, payne, phoenix and ema to survive.
Btw shelly got an apprentice. Oh yeah.
The End.
Btw shelly got an apprentice. Oh yeah.
The End.
Oh God, that sounds like an episode of Emmerdale. Not that I watch it or anything, it's awful...
BTW, to all you who think I've gone crazy, Emmerdale is a British soap set in a village. There are a lot of sheep in it, but also a lot of murderers and rapists and explosions. Just like the real British countryside. Anyway, there was a big storyline ages ago, and a plane crashed into the village and lots of people died. The end.
And, to get back on topic-
& - Live together in a nice house in Hamburg. With Gunther. Hooray for Gunther! - Is massive fangirl, and keeps trying to get into the courtroom to scream at him.
- I'm gonna take a wild guess, and say that she's a detective... - Either still a prosecutor, was killed by fangirls or is teh Garyuu!!!1!!!!2!!!!one!!!!
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is still in prison. His work as a prosecutor and extenuating circumstances probably saved him from the death penalty. is out of prison, probably working at a burger joint or something. (She's an ex-con, she can't get any better) Maybe living with Ema.
Not the Chief. Possibly got a promotion, but not chief. is dating . They met at a Steel Samurai convention.
married a trophy wife who's slowly poisoning him.
is still a photographer. She straightened her hair and turned from a 5 to a 8, but it violently sprung back into a fro in about week. came in fourth on the LPGA tour. is dead. directs the new Steel Samurai. Recently seen around town with a short woman who wears glasses. came in third on the LPGA tour. is still dead. is a teacher. No seriously, he teaches ethics at Law School. & came after the LPGA tour. (giggity) Still bouncing between jobs. But now it's cause he has kids! (much to everyone's surprise )
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I do declaim that you, sir, are a cad!
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Impulse wrote:
- I'm gonna take a wild guess, and say that she's a detective...Now, we'd all think that, and all the evidence seems to insinuate the same, but remember that Ace Attorney's scenario is that of a turnabout courtroom where you're to expect the unexpected, and a comfortably assured conclusion is the moment at which the ingeious corkscrew begins to twist. With her transcontinental adventure following the events of "Rise From the Ashes", Ema Skye's wholesale devotion, mind, body and soul, to the cause of science rapidly secured her a promising place at a fine Russell Group university once she'd dispensed with school. However, disaster struck - Ema was so set in the mere statement of dedication to the empirical and the rational that she forgot to actually revise anything. She was shortly "invited to consider whether her talents would be more gainfully employed in a freer environment beyond that of this institution" after discovering that writing "I'd study it - scientifically!" for every answer on the examination paper does not constitute a shoe-in for a double-first!
Crushed, Ema staggered and dithered her way back to Japan in the angstful, listless funk so beloved of Phoenix Wright himself (why exactly was he slumped in a two-month sulk at the start of "Rise From the Ashes", anyway?). Far from 'Hobohodo', it's actually Ema who's the real homeless dreg of the new game, living crumpled-up into a cardboard box around the back door of a small pharmaceutical factory, mechanically badgering the caretakers day in and night out with pitiful pleading for temp work on the research team. Inconsolable and unwilling to relinquish her soiled ambition, though, Ema occasionally thieves a lab coat and some random test-tubes from the company, cleans herself up in a public toilet and struts about crime scenes pretending that she's the renowned Scientific Investigator she always wanted to be. She relies upon volume, bluster and condescension to bluff her way past policemen suspicious about the 'new girl' they weren't told about. Frequently in the game, Ema will be spooling off a ream of self-assured arrogance at you, only for the real detective to barge in and unceremoniously cuff "ya lazy bum!" out of the area, leaving behind a bamboozled Odoroki and Minuki to ponder significantly and liberate some evidence whilst eyes are turned elsewhere.
And then, one day, while perpetuating her usual sad act Ema accidentally swipes a test-tube that actually contains the preliminary batch for a virulent biological weapon. Suddenly she's wanted dead-not-alive by the Japanese S.D.F., Islamic terrorists, North Korean spies, Mr. Steed and Mrs. Peel, and a deadly and lethally-armed international otaku collective who believe that something like that could be exchanged for a first-edition tape of Spaceship Yamato on the collectors' circuit... and FLASH! Ahhhhhh!, only defence attorneys can save her! Ring up an order for hi-jinks, scrapes, japes, capers and general tomfoolery! :)
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Channeled a suicidal spirit which ultimately resulted in tragedy. Died. Dog trainer 
Gigolo. Finally found his perfect job. Freak camera-explosion accident. Currently undergoing extensive rehabilitation. Possibly brain damaged. Nobody cares. Kurain master.
Security Guard at a life-preservation-research-facility. Occassionally steals potions.
Died from lemon poisoning. And obesity. Was the suicidal spirit Maya channeled. Dead.
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The Goddamned Batman wrote:
is out of prison, probably working at a burger joint or something.But she wasn´t in prison...
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I do declaim that you, sir, are a cad!
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Spoiler: "Conclusion to 'Rise From the Ashes'"
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WAKE UP, EDGEY-POO!!
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Rtsmarty wrote:
Was the suicidal spirit Maya channeled. Dead.Suicidal Spirit? What's that?
The Gooddamned Batman wrote:
is dating with ... Pretty...erm...Strange?-Their personalities don't fit, no This guy
doesn't know what does respect means and this gal is polite and gentle...
Maya: It would be good to see you with the new actor, Matt Engarde.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
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Robert Frazer wrote:
Impulse wrote:
- I'm gonna take a wild guess, and say that she's a detective...Now, we'd all think that, and all the evidence seems to insinuate the same, but remember that Ace Attorney's scenario is that of a turnabout courtroom where you're to expect the unexpected, and a comfortably assured conclusion is the moment at which the ingeious corkscrew begins to twist. With her transcontinental adventure following the events of "Rise From the Ashes", Ema Skye's wholesale devotion, mind, body and soul, to the cause of science rapidly secured her a promising place at a fine Russell Group university once she'd dispensed with school. However, disaster struck - Ema was so set in her dedication to the empirical and the rational that she forgot to actually revise anything. She was shortly "invited to consider whether her talents would be more gainfully employed in an environment beyond that of this institution" after discovering that writing "I'd study it - scientifically!" for every answer on the examination paper does not constitute a shoe-in for a double-first!
Crushed, Ema staggered and dithered her way back to Japan in the angstful, listless funk so beloved of Phoenix Wright himself (why exactly was slumped in a two-month sulk at the start of "Rise From the Ashes", anyway?). Far from 'Hobohodo', it's actually Ema who's the real homeless dreg of the new game, living crumpled in a cardbox box around the back door of a small pharmaceutical factory and mechanically badgering the caretakers day in and night out with pitiful pleading for temp work in the research team. Inconsolable and unwilling to relinquish her soiled ambition, though, Ema occasionally thieves a lab coat and some random test-tubes from the company, cleans herself up in a public toilet and struts about crime scenes pretending that she's the renowned Scientific Investigator she wanted to be - relying upon volume, bluster and condescension to bluff her way past policemen suspicious about the 'new girl' they weren't told about. Frequently in the game, Ema will be spooling off a ream of self-assured arrogance at you, only for the real detective to barge in and unceremoniously cuff "ya lazy bum!" out of the area, leaving behind a bamboozled Odoroki and Minuki to ponder significantly.
And then, one day, while perpetuating her usual sad act Ema accidentally swipes a test-tube that's actually the contains the preliminary batch for a virulent biological weapon. Suddenly she's wanted dead-not-alive by the Japanese S.D.F., Islamic terrorists, North Korean spies, Mr. Steed and Mrs. Peel, and a deadly and lethally-armed international otaku collective who believe that something like that could be exchanged for a first-edition tape of Spaceship Yamato on the collectors' circuit... and FLASH! Ahhhhhh!, only defence attorneys can save her! Ring up an order for hi-jinks, scrapes, japes, capers and general tomfoolery! :)
... That was BRILLIANT!
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- is dead and gone.
- Alive and well. Works part time at a coffee shop.
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Croik wrote:
I just hope Yuusaku and Mareka have a ton of adorable babies by then.
If Odoroki ever comes across an indeterminately gendered child going sixty m.p.h. on a tricycle we'll cetainly know who's it is. XD
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The Goddamned Batman wrote:
came in fourth on the LPGA tour. came in third on the LPGA tour. & came after the LPGA tour. (giggity)Truncated to accentuate greatest levels of hilarity.
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The hope that shines through despair.
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Cody is a fat teenager who's picked on in school and can't get a date for prom.
Grossberg quit law and made a fortune selling his own brand of lemonade.
Mareka became the first woman NASCAR driver, with Yuusaku as her pit chief.
Gant was able to manipulate the staff at the prison so that his cell has all the comforts of a 5-star suite, with indoor swimming pool.
Oldbag had to go. Her planet needed her. *Oldbag flies up in a poorly animated sequence*
Max got mauled by a tiger while performing in Vegas.
Trilo finally realized his dream of becoming a real boy.
Ben took speech therapy and can at least say a sentence in less that 5 minutes.
Regina's still a retard.
Larry found his dream job with the Elite Beat Agents. Unfortunately, he has no groove, so he works as a janitor at EBA HQ.
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Cody Hackins - Became an Internet celebrity after his friends uploaded his "Steel Samurai Kid" home video on to the Internet. He is currently seeking legal advice over whether or not to sue his friends for copyright infringement and invasion of privacy.
Moe the Clown - Also got a job at Global Studios, serving as the official laugh track for their popular sitcoms.
Lotta Hart - Finally achieved her fifteen minutes of fame, after her amateur photograph of a police dog attacking a hot dog stand manager was shown on CNN, to illustrate a report on police procedure. But that's not how she became famous - her moment in the limelight came when she filed a lawsuit against CNN for stealing her photo from her Photobucket account without permission or credit.
Godot's Visor - Now a major prop used on the set of Global Studios' popular science-fiction show, SEF: Stellar Exploration Force, as an "augmented reality game console."
"Overall, I give it an eight out of ten, but only because it was made in China, and I am terrified of their government."
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Morgan Fey-Out of prison. Plays the fortune teller/geisha/aunt on Dee's soap opera.
Yanni-Plays the estraged psycho grandfather.
Passionite Randomness.
Directed by Dee Vasquez, Produced by Tampopo Vasquez
Characters
Regina Berry-Clueless Teenage Daughter
Judge-Father
Dr. Grey-Resruected Ghost Doctor
Cindy Stone-HIV Positive Paient
Angel Starr-Mother, wife of judge
Cody-Dating Pearl
Wellington-Snotty Openly Gay Neighbor
Morgan Fey-Fortune Teller/Geisha/Aunt
Pearl Fey-Regina's Sister
Chyinami-Older Teenage Daughter
Fransiska Von Karma-The Tax Broker/Former Dominatrix Bondage Porn Star
Larry Butz-Clumsy Nephew of Angel Starr, married to Maya
Perverted Hotti Doctor-Assistant to Grey
April May-Nurse, Sumbits to PHD's...desires.....*shiver*
Bikini-April's Mother, also long lost grandmother of Maya Fey
Maya Fey-Wife of Larry Butz
Acro-Owner of Restruant where Angel works
Sal Minella-Seen as the resedent pedofhile
Yanni Yogi-Estranged Psycho Grandfather, married to Wendy Oldbag
Wendy Oldbag-Married to Yanni, aunt of Morgan
Misty Fey-Libarian
Adrian Andrews-Lesbian Schoolteacher at Regina's school.
Meekins-Clumsy Policeofficer
Jake Marshall-Former lover of Angel Starr, also owns mexican restaraunt.
Bellboy-...obvious
Phoenix Wright-TV Star
Edgeworth-Action Star
Lotta Hart-Adrian's partner, photographer, also hosts Enertainment Tonight
Ini Miney-Fellow classmate and best friend of Chiynami, slightly ditzy.
Gumshoe-BDSM Slave to Fransiska, works at the restarunt where Angel works.
Godot-Deceased Coworker of Lotta's.
Penny-Sister to Adrian
Maggey Byrde-Sister to Lotta. Airline Stewardess.
Manifred Von Karma-Died in a car accident.
Copyright 2008 W.T.F. Corporation
What do you think guys?
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Owns and runs an exclusive escort service for women, staffed by all her boyfriends. Makes a successful career writing rather explicit lesbian novels. Rejoined the police force somehow. Currently serves under 
Married Regent, happily unaware of the fact that society has one or two things to say about that sort of thing. Continues to be a prosecutor. Unaware that she also stars in a large number of rather explicit lesbian novels.
Founded her own studio "Mob Entertaintment". Employed as their public relations man. Recently dumped by a supermodel. As of yet unaware of this fact.
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Fucking Superhero, Bitch
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Morgan Le Fey wrote:
The Gooddamned Batman wrote:
is dating with ... Pretty...erm...Strange?-Their personalities don't fit, no This guy
doesn't know what does respect means and this gal is polite and gentle...Well, Cody was seven during the first game. 9 years can certainly change a person, particularly when they're SEVEN.
Anyway, here's a few more.
joined a prison gang. Recently convicted of stabbing a fellow inmate with a sharpened toothbrush. When questioned, she said, "The good lady called me a 'cranky white bitch' so I had to defend myself. She knows better than to mess with 'Bloody Morgan,' fool." was tired of Phoenix constantly spurning her advances, so she snapped and went on a massive killing spree. met a girl just as creepy as he is, and they have 8 creepy children.
was prison raped and beaten by is captain of the prison swim team. Rules it with an iron fist. got into the porn business. She decided to change back to her real name after doing a few films under the name "Busty McRammertite". 
still gets called "ma'am" at the supermarket. is still retarded.
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Lives in Kurain Owns a gigantic coffee company Owns a Sushi Bar Lives on Jupiter Went to Weight Watchers
Let us dye the world in despair, and bring a dismal end to this fairy tale.
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VERA LOOK
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Last seen being dragged along by a blonde rockstar.
Nobody knows who, where or what she is.
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Executed. However, as per his last wishes, his bleached fringe was removed and cryogenically frozen. It is now the Crown Jewel of England. He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king. He's been up, and down, and over, and out...
Contracted extremely painful tennis elbow from pounding gavels.
Infirm, but still a prosecuter. Mumbles incoherently. Now carries a small card that officially proves his gender. Masseur. Having the time of his life. Found a new best friend in . Escaped from jail after drinking The Forbidden Blend. Currently hiding behind your sofa. Sued for nearly eating her head. Luckily, he only got the rice-thingies. Still on Death Row. Has actually become addicted to the electric chair. In his bedroom eating Cashew nuts.
Yes. Yes. No. But of course. Perhaps. Shut up about your breathing. No, I won't leave.
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Raphael .K. Brice wrote:
Still on Death Row. Has actually become addicted to the electric chair.I could totally see that happening...
: *claps* That was great! I want another one! : Sigh.. But sir... : I said I wanted another one...Or didn't you hear me?
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: Wendy Holds Guinness World Records for World’s Oldest Women and Able to Talk Longest without stopping to Breathe. 
: After being rejected from several bird adaptation centers, Polly was taken in by Wendy Oldbag and has become an almost equally strong speaker. Also, Polly has Finally Forgotten about DL-6. : Heir to Bill Gates’s Throne and becomes the Owner of the Microsoft Company. Sal used half of the profits to buy ownership of Google, Wikipedia, Myspace, Youtube and Court Records. During his free time, He is a Volunteer Theater Shakespearean Master.
: Zenitora got a job as the first Non-Samurai Global Studios Mascot and does the opening cards for all Global Studios Shows and Movies such as Gliderman. 
RAWR!: “Gay Chef” plays the main protagonist in the Global Studios’s Gliderman Movie Series, Gliderman. He decided to change his career after Trés Bien was shutdown by the Department of Health for various reasons.
: Aiga plays the role of “The Dodo” in the Gliderman movies, one of the series main villains. Global Studios is filled with rumors that they only hired Aiga for the role to save money on costume and makeup.
: After the Big Berry Circus Staff impeached Moe as Ringleader, Moe left with a life goal of finding a job where his jokes were actually useful. Moe plays the role of “The Pun-isher” in the Gliderman movies, another one of the series main villains.
and Trilo: After bring dumped by Regina for Max, Trilo decided to pack his bags (and Ben) to find a job where he gets more respect. Ben and Trilo play the roles of “The Puppeteer” in one of the Gliderman movies, but they soon disappeared after their role flopped.: Will Powers finally got a career break as he plays “The Creature” in the Global Studio’s upcoming series, H-Men. His biggest joy of his role is that he doesn’t have to wear a mask for the first time in his acting career.: Yuusaku became a Professional Hairdresser and has become famous for his “Delicious Desserts” gallery of hair styles. However, he still has trouble doing “Chocolate Mousse” as they keep turning into antlers.: Rumor has it Angel Starr was hand picked by Hugh Hefner to be the lead female of the Playboy Bunnies. Otherwise, it been predicted that she retired from a Roamin' Lunchlady to Lunchlady for an All-Male college.: After too many sexual harassments charges were served to the Hotti Clinic, Hotti was left to survive on his own and after a long and pointless adventure; Hotti meets Hugh Hefner and becomes partners with him of the Playboy Enterprises. (Company Names like Playboy would be Changed in Game but I left them alone for the Jokes to make more sense.
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AND HIS LAST NAME IS ODEKO.
Gender: None specified
Location: COMPUTER CHAIR *spins*
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Actually maintained the status of an artist and has a wife and kids. Died because he spilled coffee on his visor and it went BOOM. Still yet devoted to her dearest Nicky. Chief Prosecutor or just prosecutor? That will suddenly show up out of nowhere as the GS5 prosecutor who got rid of Payne? Animal tamer. *whipped* What? Hooker? *strangled* Joined the mafia and stays on the DL. Reasons why are confidential and will remain undisclosed. Searching for Edgey-poo. Yeah. This could be a reason, but that's for you to guess.
Yay! =D
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The hope that shines through despair.
Gender: Male
Location: Here
Rank: Prosecutor
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Gumshoe was too busy doing Trent to be in GS4. Now undo the cuffs, LoG.
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WAKE UP, EDGEY-POO!!
Gender: None specified
Location: Galloping in Hyrule Field(on the back of my lovely Epona)
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:36 pm
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Officer V.C wrote:
Chief Prosecutor or just prosecutor? That will suddenly show up out of nowhere as the GS5 prosecutor who got rid of Payne? No, not Chief Prosecutor. With the stabbing of Detective Goodman, her chances to come back at the highest rank in the prosecutor office are very slim.
Maya: It would be good to see you with the new actor, Matt Engarde.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
Phoenix: (What?! The Nickel Samurai speaks French?!... No, Engarde, the actor, of course.
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spr fckn srs peepz
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