Your victory is inevitable, Mr. Justice
Gender: Male
Location: UK
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- The actor of the new version of the Steel Samurai: Pottasium Samurai. (After this time, Global Studios are probably running out of names.)
- Now crushing on Cody. And just for that I actually want a Global Studios trial in GS4 now.
spr fckn srs peepz
Gender: Male
Location: Boucherville, Quebec, Canada
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:34 pm
Posts: 2422
- The actor of the new version of the Steel Samurai: Pottasium Samurai. (After this time, Global Studios are probably running out of names.)
- Now crushing on Cody. And just for that I actually want a Global Studios trial in GS4 now.
- Executive producer on the new Steel Samurai series. Actually got props, and his acting genius was recognized even though he was being more type-casted than Samuel L. Jackson.
- Has passed on his skills to a new generation. Ultimately caught and accused of a murder he didn't ACTUALLY commit. Odoroki has to defend him. Hilarity ensues.
Maybe I'm a Liger...
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:24 pm
Posts: 2
president of MBLA.
Gavin Texas Ranger
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:12 pm
Posts: 216
- Poker/Piano playing Hobo at a Russian Restaurant.
- Head chef of the same Russian Restaurant.
&
- Waitresses at the same Russian Restaurant.
- Doorman at the same Russian Restaurant.
- Busboy/Janitor at the same Russian Restaurant.
Took the name so you couldn't
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:16 am
Posts: 61

Friendly Neighborhood Naruhodou
Gender: None specified
Location: Wait, let me check...
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:24 pm
Posts: 46
spr fckn srs peepz
Gender: Male
Location: Boucherville, Quebec, Canada
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:34 pm
Posts: 2422
Russian Pianist
Gender: None specified
Location: Czech Republic
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:26 am
Posts: 51
- Poker/Piano playing Hobo at a Russian Restaurant.
- Head chef of the same Russian Restaurant.
&
- Waitresses at the same Russian Restaurant.
- Doorman at the same Russian Restaurant.
- Busboy/Janitor at the same Russian Restaurant.
- homeless
- waitress
What is my liiiife?!?
Gender: Male
Location: UK
Rank: Admin
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:02 am
Posts: 2504
Became chief, but is more of a figurehead (Most of the work is done by his subordinates)
Got a part in a musical about a singing cowboy, now in Detox because of a sake addiction
Still in the force, constantly getting into trouble. Probably be made chief after Gumshoe Retires
I'm still here! If you recognize me. t.t
Gender: Male
Location: Thailand
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:32 am
Posts: 185
Got a part in a musical about a singing cowboy, now in Detox because of a sake addictionBuilt For The Kill
Gender: Male
Location: Massachussetts
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:24 am
Posts: 1559
Unfortunately, dead.
DEAD!!! WHOOOOO!!!
Dead.
Dead.
99.9% sure he's dead.
... I got nothing on this one.
The Fat Lady with the Broom ZOMFGZ!!! Either that or dead.
Guitarist Hobo at the Thundershock Cravat Club (LOL fanfic reference).
Went missing
Hazakurain Head Nun, Hobohodo's wife, Dead.
&
... I'll leave it for you guys to speculate.
Connected to a strange machine with a stone core that generates enough power for her to live 75 more years, dead.
Owns a Bird Store, dead.

What is my liiiife?!?
Gender: Male
Location: UK
Rank: Admin
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Posts: 2504
Prufursurnkfa fushcatchurrr
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Location: Evil Dutchieland
Rank: Moderators
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:10 am
Posts: 3685
: New chief detective!

WAKE UP, EDGEY-POO!!
Gender: None specified
Location: Galloping in Hyrule Field(on the back of my lovely Epona)
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:36 pm
Posts: 36
We know him as the first defendant(and Garyuu's bestfriend)
Y'all dream too much, she's certainly dead. Guilt kill her XD(Talk about Trauma Center, y'all have a too big word...)
Humm... Perhaps Kyouya's mentor?
Chief of Kurain
Err... Second in command?
Still prosecutor.
Chief of police(hey, bambina XD)
Maggey Byrde version 2.3(means that he's Ema's subaltern)
Homeless
Dead in jail
Same thing
President of Global Studios(good, Will, just do something 'bout your self-confidence
)
Homeless
Queen Of The Mods
Gender: Female
Location: England, the land of scones and Doctor Who.
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:54 pm
Posts: 836
&
- Live together in a nice house in Hamburg. With Gunther. Hooray for Gunther!
- Is massive
fangirl, and keeps trying to get into the courtroom to scream at him.
- I'm gonna take a wild guess, and say that she's a detective...
- Either still a prosecutor, was killed by fangirls or is teh Garyuu!!!1!!!!2!!!!one!!!!

Fucking Superhero, Bitch
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:34 pm
Posts: 36
is still in prison. His work as a prosecutor and extenuating circumstances probably saved him from the death penalty.
is out of prison, probably working at a burger joint or something. (She's an ex-con, she can't get any better) Maybe living with Ema.
Not the Chief. Possibly got a promotion, but not chief.
is dating
. They met at a Steel Samurai convention.
married a trophy wife who's slowly poisoning him.
is still a photographer. She straightened her hair and turned from a 5 to a 8, but it violently sprung back into a fro in about week.
came in fourth on the LPGA tour.
is dead.
directs the new Steel Samurai. Recently seen around town with a short woman who wears glasses.
came in third on the LPGA tour.
is still dead.
is a teacher. No seriously, he teaches ethics at Law School.
&
came after the LPGA tour. (giggity)
Still bouncing between jobs. But now it's cause he has kids! (much to everyone's surprise
)

I do declaim that you, sir, are a cad!
Gender: None specified
Location: The Green and Pleasant Land
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:07 am
Posts: 12
- I'm gonna take a wild guess, and say that she's a detective...Hi
Gender: None specified
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:41 pm
Posts: 240
Channeled a suicidal spirit which ultimately resulted in tragedy. Died.
Dog trainer 
Gigolo. Finally found his perfect job.
Freak camera-explosion accident. Currently undergoing extensive rehabilitation. Possibly brain damaged. Nobody cares.
Kurain master.
Security Guard at a life-preservation-research-facility. Occassionally steals potions.
Died from lemon poisoning. And obesity.
Was the suicidal spirit Maya channeled. Dead.
Russian Pianist
Gender: None specified
Location: Czech Republic
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:26 am
Posts: 51
is out of prison, probably working at a burger joint or something.
I do declaim that you, sir, are a cad!
Gender: None specified
Location: The Green and Pleasant Land
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:07 am
Posts: 12
WAKE UP, EDGEY-POO!!
Gender: None specified
Location: Galloping in Hyrule Field(on the back of my lovely Epona)
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:36 pm
Posts: 36
Was the suicidal spirit Maya channeled. Dead.
is dating with 
doesn't know what does respect means and this gal
is polite and gentle...
Prufursurnkfa fushcatchurrr
Gender: Male
Location: Evil Dutchieland
Rank: Moderators
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:10 am
Posts: 3685
- I'm gonna take a wild guess, and say that she's a detective...

Struck by a blunt objection
Gender: Male
Location: Denmark
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:12 pm
Posts: 1472
- is dead and gone.
- Alive and well. Works part time at a coffee shop.

nuuuuu, stoooooop
Gender: Female
Location: America
Rank: Admin
Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:16 am
Posts: 5255
lolkoala.
Gender: Female
Location: NC
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:30 pm
Posts: 232

LOL Kittybot
Gender: Male
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:41 pm
Posts: 31
came in fourth on the LPGA tour.
came in third on the LPGA tour.
&
came after the LPGA tour. (giggity)
The hope that shines through despair.
Gender: Male
Location: Here
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:04 pm
Posts: 736
Gender: Male
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:49 pm
Posts: 150
Look at the location
Gender: Female
Location: Look at the title
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:31 am
Posts: 636
Unlikely Idealist
Gender: None specified
Location: The Netherlands
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:35 pm
Posts: 53
Owns and runs an exclusive escort service for women, staffed by all her boyfriends.
Makes a successful career writing rather explicit lesbian novels.
Rejoined the police force somehow. Currently serves under
Married Regent, happily unaware of the fact that society has one or two things to say about that sort of thing.
Continues to be a prosecutor. Unaware that she also stars in a large number of rather explicit lesbian novels.
Founded her own studio "Mob Entertaintment". Employed
as their public relations man.
Recently dumped by a supermodel. As of yet unaware of this fact.
Fucking Superhero, Bitch
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:34 pm
Posts: 36
is dating with 
doesn't know what does respect means and this gal
is polite and gentle...
joined a prison gang. Recently convicted of stabbing a fellow inmate with a sharpened toothbrush. When questioned, she said, "The good lady called me a 'cranky white bitch' so I had to defend myself. She knows better than to mess with 'Bloody Morgan,' fool."
was tired of Phoenix constantly spurning her advances, so she snapped and went on a massive killing spree.
met a girl just as creepy as he is, and they have 8 creepy children.
was prison raped and beaten by
is captain of the prison swim team. Rules it with an iron fist.
got into the porn business. She decided to change back to her real name after doing a few films under the name "Busty McRammertite".
still gets called "ma'am" at the supermarket.
is still retarded.

太多時間
Gender: Male
Location: UK
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:39 pm
Posts: 1192
Owns a gigantic coffee company
Owns a Sushi Bar
Lives on Jupiter
Went to Weight Watchers

VERA LOOK
Gender: None specified
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:27 pm
Posts: 136
Last seen being dragged along by a blonde rockstar.
Nobody knows who, where or what she is.
Stronger Than Dirt
Gender: None specified
Location: Behind your sofa.
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:20 pm
Posts: 32
Executed. However, as per his last wishes, his bleached fringe was removed and cryogenically frozen. It is now the Crown Jewel of England.
He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king. He's been up, and down, and over, and out...
Contracted extremely painful tennis elbow from pounding gavels.
Infirm, but still a prosecuter. Mumbles incoherently.
Now carries a small card that officially proves his gender.
Masseur. Having the time of his life. Found a new best friend in
.
Escaped from jail after drinking The Forbidden Blend. Currently hiding behind your sofa.
Sued
for nearly eating her head. Luckily, he only got the rice-thingies.
Still on Death Row. Has actually become addicted to the electric chair.
In his bedroom eating Cashew nuts.
Prufursurnkfa fushcatchurrr
Gender: Male
Location: Evil Dutchieland
Rank: Moderators
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:10 am
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Still on Death Row. Has actually become addicted to the electric chair.
: *claps* That was great! I want another one!
: Sigh.. But sir...
: I said I wanted another one...
Super Tuff Pink Puff
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Rank: Donor
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: Wendy Holds Guinness World Records for World’s Oldest Women and Able to Talk Longest without stopping to Breathe.
: After being rejected from several bird adaptation centers, Polly was taken in by Wendy Oldbag and has become an almost equally strong speaker. Also, Polly has Finally Forgotten about DL-6.
: Heir to Bill Gates’s Throne and becomes the Owner of the Microsoft Company. Sal used half of the profits to buy ownership of Google, Wikipedia, Myspace, Youtube and Court Records. During his free time, He is a Volunteer Theater Shakespearean Master.
: Zenitora got a job as the first Non-Samurai Global Studios Mascot and does the opening cards for all Global Studios Shows and Movies such as Gliderman.
RAWR!
: “Gay Chef” plays the main protagonist in the Global Studios’s Gliderman Movie Series, Gliderman. He decided to change his career after Trés Bien was shutdown by the Department of Health for various reasons.
: Aiga plays the role of “The Dodo” in the Gliderman movies, one of the series main villains. Global Studios is filled with rumors that they only hired Aiga for the role to save money on costume and makeup.
: After the Big Berry Circus Staff impeached Moe as Ringleader, Moe left with a life goal of finding a job where his jokes were actually useful. Moe plays the role of “The Pun-isher” in the Gliderman movies, another one of the series main villains.
and Trilo: After bring dumped by Regina for Max, Trilo decided to pack his bags (and Ben) to find a job where he gets more respect. Ben and Trilo play the roles of “The Puppeteer” in one of the Gliderman movies, but they soon disappeared after their role flopped.
: Will Powers finally got a career break as he plays “The Creature” in the Global Studio’s upcoming series, H-Men. His biggest joy of his role is that he doesn’t have to wear a mask for the first time in his acting career.
: Yuusaku became a Professional Hairdresser and has become famous for his “Delicious Desserts” gallery of hair styles. However, he still has trouble doing “Chocolate Mousse” as they keep turning into antlers.
: Rumor has it Angel Starr was hand picked by Hugh Hefner to be the lead female of the Playboy Bunnies. Otherwise, it been predicted that she retired from a Roamin' Lunchlady to Lunchlady for an All-Male college.
: After too many sexual harassments charges were served to the Hotti Clinic, Hotti was left to survive on his own and after a long and pointless adventure; Hotti meets Hugh Hefner and becomes partners with him of the Playboy Enterprises.
)
AND HIS LAST NAME IS ODEKO.
Gender: None specified
Location: COMPUTER CHAIR *spins*
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:31 pm
Posts: 177
Actually maintained the status of an artist and has a wife and kids.
Died because he spilled coffee on his visor and it went BOOM.
Still yet devoted to her dearest Nicky.
Chief Prosecutor or just prosecutor? That will suddenly show up out of nowhere as the GS5 prosecutor who got rid of Payne?
Animal tamer. *whipped* What? Hooker? *strangled*
Joined the mafia and stays on the DL. Reasons why are confidential and will remain undisclosed.
Searching for Edgey-poo. Yeah. This could be a reason, but that's for you to guess.
The hope that shines through despair.
Gender: Male
Location: Here
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:04 pm
Posts: 736
WAKE UP, EDGEY-POO!!
Gender: None specified
Location: Galloping in Hyrule Field(on the back of my lovely Epona)
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:36 pm
Posts: 36
Chief Prosecutor or just prosecutor? That will suddenly show up out of nowhere as the GS5 prosecutor who got rid of Payne? 
spr fckn srs peepz
Gender: Male
Location: Boucherville, Quebec, Canada
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:34 pm
Posts: 2422