My son is bored. Care to play with him?
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) with a relatively pretty brunette (
) parked on his lap. Suffice it to say that he had Roman hands and Russian fingers. What made the sight unusual was that the girl was showing signs of resistance, pushing/slapping his hands away as he attempted to get musty with her--I refuse to dignify such contemptible conduct with the adjective "fresh".
, and
at a table and asked her, "Were any of
's advances unwelcome?" I don't think I'll ever know for certain why, but she said, "No." It didn't matter one whit to the powers that be that my sensibilities had been offended by the display or that her body language suggested the opposite of what she said. All that mattered to them was that she said, "No." The only action they took was to send
and me home for the rest of the day because we had exchanged blows. This was obviously the bitter half of the day. On to Part II.
). A look of concern etched her face as she asked me what happened and began dabbing at the wound, cleaning off the dried blood. She had nothing but contempt for
. "Man, if I'd been in her position I wouldn't have left you high and dry like that. I'd have helped you kick his ass." "What a coward." Such was the start of a beautiful friendship. Naturally, I began to harbor deeper feelings for
pretty soon. I started making music compilations for her as gifts. We talked often before and after class. I can't say I know for sure whether the feelings were completely mutual, but either way she was easily my closest friend in school, practically the center of my universe. Unfortunately, my time with her as a classmate would be cut short. About halfway through the year, she seemed to have vanished into thin air. I never saw her again.
This time I'll be bulletproof.
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Me
Nail, the ugliest male-biatchoo I've ever seen (Egghead)
Other girls
Boys
*squeee* AH! Crap! Someone has seen me!
I'm sorry, but I've seen.. you..
Calm down Nail, you're jealous.You want boobs too, little girly..
LOL!
Fuck you.
I HAS A GUN
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Gotta Luv Edgey!
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Me
Nail, the ugliest male-biatchoo I've ever seen (Egghead)
Other girls
Boys
*squeee* AH! Crap! Someone has seen me!
I'm sorry, but I've seen.. you..
Calm down Nail, you're jealous.You want boobs too, little girly..
LOL!
Fuck you.
~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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It's stuck?
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Powericious
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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) .
is funny, but I don't think I love
..
) . She loves
.
) thinks)
loves ME..
acts like he does..What if
asks me and
gets to hear that ?
Proud Mommy. Mario Kart addict.
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Proud Mommy. Mario Kart addict.
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It's stuck?
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Robo-Aly
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This is the same mindset I had a few years back. It changed. Maybe the company you keep have a point, but like you say, it's not good.

My son is bored. Care to play with him?
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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Proud Mommy. Mario Kart addict.
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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Proud Mommy. Mario Kart addict.
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~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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Where's your beauty?
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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Where's your beauty?
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Teh PwnZorz
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Hee...Hee.....Hee...Where's your beauty?
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*walks to the counter*
Heeeeeeey.♥ What are you getting?
A chicken wrap.
Oh. Don't you always come in here for a blizzard?
No I don't.
Okay. *walks off*
(There has to be an easy way, right?)
*waits in front of cardclock* ....
(Oh now this is too cute...)
*walks in*
*cardpunch*.....Has someone helped you yet?
No you haven't. Also, I was getting a little worried that you're scared of punchclocks. You get too many panic attacks for that.
Hey!
YOU!
Uhmmm....Hey.
It's YOU!
It is?
The guy that says I look like a chicken-stick!
Oh. Hi chicken-stick.
.......
I am not!...Oh...I can help you over here.
Thanks.
You are a chickenstick. Look at her. Now look at those twigs for arms. Is she not a chi-
Ahahahaahahaha!
*sits down* (Why do I have so many pennies today? I hate these.)
♥...*sigh*
Hey! I have that effect on a lot of women but when you do that it just looks and sounds creepy. Don't turn into a stalker thingy okay?
I'm not creepy!...Hey you look different. Did you grow your hair out?...
No. Your eyes suck.
!...
(Ughh...The last girl that sighed at me like THAT...Psycho.)
Ahahahahaah!
(Oh great a witch's cackle, NOW what?)
So what kind of blizzard did you get?
I didn't get one.
WHAT?! You ALWAYS come in here to get a blizzard!
Uh no I don't. Who are you? You don't know me.....I think.
He got a chicken-wrap!
Nuh-uh! Are you like...Trying to start some fad?
Uh....No? Are you?
.....? Oh. Got it. *runs off for a few minutes*
Ahahahaahahah! What'd you DO?!
Ahahaahah! I'm horrible.
(Oh God I hope she didn't poison it...Hmmm...Diet poison...)
Here you go.♥
Thanks, shorty.♥
Ahahahaahah! I'm not short.
+
*try out-inching each other's heights...*
Ahaahahah!
...Gotchya.
goes to the gym with the hopes she'll impress me and the
Is just too freckly cute for words. Ha. I need to learn when to cut off discussion completely. Like...Make all important statements and then abandon. If not, odds are that I'm going to be raped in the DQ parking lot on my way home by two girls that shouldn't have anything to do with me. At least they haven't bugged me for my phone number. Yet. 

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random guy who I know from maths class
sis
me
hey!
hey
Someone said I look like a chav! Do I?
*thinks* More like a chavet
Im a girl?!
No, more like a small chav
or part chav
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CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!

Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Shake it up, baby, now, TWIST AND SHOUT!
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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Me
Raphael
Julia
JULE! NOW IT IS MORE CLEAR THAN IT WAS BEFORE! AND IT WAS VEEEERY CLEAR *pulls T-Shirt high*
*stares at boobs with eyes like O.O* Ah, yes.
LOL, he was staring at you like O.O!
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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