Stereotypes, with a bit of a twist.
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So we all get national stereotypes right? Take me for being scottish:
Haggis
Kilts
Bagpipes
And 'HOOTS MON.'
YEah you get the idea! BUT! I want to know, how do you stereotype yourselves? Or rather, what are the 'national stereotypes' for you in it's most literal meaning?
The Scottish one is, Nothing is ever good. EVER. And we WILL complain about anything, Sunny weather? 'OOoooooch, We'll pay for it later, mark my words, we'll pay.'
And don't try to bring religious war to glasgow (or Edinburgh, thinking about it). You're well behind. We have FOOTBALL TEAMS on the subject.
We're also one of the only countries you can see policemen walk down a close, smell the weed, take a deep sniff and keep walking.
Aye. It's dreek here.
So! WHat are your 'lesser known' or personnel... lets call them 'views' of your home? It can be your country, your city, county whatever! I wanna here em!
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But uh, I'm asian, so I'll give you some normal ones.
- I'm really good at math
- I can only date asian guys
- I can only date once I'm like, out of high school
- All my friends are asian, and somehow look like me
- I've gotten straight A's since grade school.
[Cause I'm Filipino]
- I will become a nurse
- My parents/aunts will live with me for the rest of my life. Even after I get married.
- I speak "Filipino" >.>
Eh.
I'll think of more either.
Those are the ones I can think off.
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- A mother of 2 (to different dads)
- A chav
- Constantly stoned
- A binge drinker
- A complete slut
- Jobless
......
4 out of 6 ain't bad though (LMFAO I'm totally kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111)
I do tend to sterotype people from my town as being loud and annoying.
Oh and coz I'm Northern I'm probably seen as a ladette
(although I do like to drink pints so it's not totally false)
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There is no Las Vegas outside of The Strip.
T_________T
Yes, there are people who think this.
As for stereotypes I consider for myself or where I live.... I can't really think of any. XD
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Hylian100 wrote:
Oh, c'mon, surely we've got more stereotypes than just those? Umm, I don't think I stereotype myself... does disliking the English count as stereotypically Scottish? If so, I am moderately guilty.
I merely selected a few. =D
I suppose if anyone needs to know your typical Scotsman five times larger...
I doubt you need to look further then Frankie Boyal.
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OK, I live in America, which, whenever I talk to international friends, a few start to sterotype me with the "Loud, obese, obnoxious" and whatnot. I hope I don't fit into any of those, except I know too well my voice is far too loud dispite my attempts to control it.
Uhh, tracing back family history, Dah's family comes from Germany ((his Dad did, his Mum's family came from Austria, last I recall)), and Mum's from Holland. Now, since I've taken an interest in learning German since everyone in Dah's side of the family ((with the exception of Dah)) learned it.
... I cannot tell you how many people have called me a Nazi. It gets... really aggrivating, to say the least.
As for our town? A lot of people are known for being rich and flashy. Our family lives pretty comfortable, but we don't live in style or flash, showey sort of thing.
So... let's see what this gives us all:
Loud, overweight, obnoxious, rich snob Nazis.
... Holy Heck.
I can assure you I'm not any of these. ; ; Or so I should hope. *Whimper*
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I_R_Unorthodox wrote:
I doubt you need to look further then Frankie Boyal.
It's "Boyle".... and you call yourself a Scot! ;^) LOL jokejoke!
He is the funniest person on TV at the mo! "Scotland is officially the most obese nation in Europe. You have to wnder what it would be like without all the heroin"
Hahaha
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loobywright wrote:
I_R_Unorthodox wrote:
I doubt you need to look further then Frankie Boyal.
It's "Boyle".... and you call yourself a Scot! ;^) LOL jokejoke!
He is the funniest person on TV at the mo! "Scotland is officially the most obese nation in Europe. You have to wnder what it would be like without all the heroin"
Hahaha
I dunt spell very well >.>; Least of all names. XDD
ANother Frankie quote:
'I once saw some poor englishman try to order [bitter*] and lemon in a Glasgow pub. ANd the barman just looked at him and went. WE DON'T DO COCKTAILS.' lol!
*I think it was bitter. The fact I don't remember may have ruined it but hey.
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My mum's side is british.
Earlier this week I ate KFC with a knife and fork.
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I_R_Unorthodox wrote:
'I once saw some poor englishman try to order [bitter*] and lemon in a Glasgow pub. ANd the barman just looked at him and went. WE DON'T DO COCKTAILS.' lol!
*I think it was bitter. The fact I don't remember may have ruined it but hey.
*I think it was bitter. The fact I don't remember may have ruined it but hey.
Hahaha I'm sat watching him on channel Dave and I think just did that one
he's so funny!OMFG wrote:
I am half black.
My mum's side is british.
Earlier this week I ate KFC with a knife and fork.
My mum's side is british.
Earlier this week I ate KFC with a knife and fork.
PMSL
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-Know everything there is to know about horses
-Drive a tractor and/or a pickup
-Love football and have a great big Nebraska Cornhuskers flag hanging outside my window
-Go deer-hunting
-Have an FFA jacket and a handful of range judging medals
-Use "howdy" as a greeting
-Be technologically clueless
...and let's face it, most of the population of my hometown was some combination of the above. But I lived in-town, and my dad practiced law, so I was pretty much the opposite of everybody else. (Might explain why I always had such a hard time making friends.)
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Let's see... hm... I can't really recall anyone stereotyping me based on where I live.
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L33tsaber wrote:
Let's see... I grew up in a middle-of-nowhere farming town. Therefore, I must:
-Know everything there is to know about horses
-Drive a tractor and/or a pickup
-Love football and have a great big Nebraska Cornhuskers flag hanging outside my window
-Go deer-hunting
-Have an FFA jacket and a handful of range judging medals
-Use "howdy" as a greeting
-Be technologically clueless
...and let's face it, most of the population of my hometown was some combination of the above. But I lived in-town, and my dad practiced law, so I was pretty much the opposite of everybody else. (Might explain why I always had such a hard time making friends.)
-Know everything there is to know about horses
-Drive a tractor and/or a pickup
-Love football and have a great big Nebraska Cornhuskers flag hanging outside my window
-Go deer-hunting
-Have an FFA jacket and a handful of range judging medals
-Use "howdy" as a greeting
-Be technologically clueless
...and let's face it, most of the population of my hometown was some combination of the above. But I lived in-town, and my dad practiced law, so I was pretty much the opposite of everybody else. (Might explain why I always had such a hard time making friends.)
Same with me.
Add "gun owner" and "right wing", and you have the definition for redneck.
And no i'm not a redneck.
Just part one
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Everyone rides a horse to school/work.
Everyone owns a cow.
Everyone owns a gun.
Everyone wears cowboy hats and boots.
Everyone voted for Bush.
Everyone is a Baptist
Or any other Redneck stereotypes you can think of.
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No DSis in the courtroom please.
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fatalfeline wrote:
Everyone who lives in Las Vegas lives in a hotel.
There is no Las Vegas outside of The Strip.
T_________T
Yes, there are people who think this.
As for stereotypes I consider for myself or where I live.... I can't really think of any. XD
There is no Las Vegas outside of The Strip.
T_________T
Yes, there are people who think this.
As for stereotypes I consider for myself or where I live.... I can't really think of any. XD
OH THATS SO GHEY I KNOW >.>
I'll think of some for you XD
I live in Las Vegas, so I must be a loser who drinks a lot, parties, and is stupid.
... Or old.
Or how about, All hotels outside of the strip suck ass and are for poor people.
The people you see on the strip are just like the normal people that you see in their homes.
We ALL came from California.
Well are probably all loud mouth stupid people, who get secret passes into the newly open hotels to see what they are like before any other people get in.
Eh >.>
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SupwithyouSammie wrote:
We ALL came from California.
LOL! XDDD
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Holy Hell wrote:
I don't fall into any ethnic groups so I don't get the joy of knowing what it's like to be offended with stereotypes
Fucking trap.
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Wrestler Hatman wrote:
Holy Hell wrote:
I don't fall into any ethnic groups so I don't get the joy of knowing what it's like to be offended with stereotypes
Fucking trap.
Fucking wrestler
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wannabe4chanmod wrote:
I'm a Nintendo fan!
-I like Wii
-I like DS'es
-I like Gamecube
-I like Gameboys'
-I like Shigeru Miyamoto
-I like Satoru Iwata
-I like Reggie Fils-Aime the ass-kicker
-I like Mario
-I like everyone at Nintendo
-I WANT TO WORK AT NINTENDO AS A GAME MAKER FORGET BEING PROSECUTION! (it was my goal back when I was 11 years old, and its my goal now.)
-I like Wii
-I like DS'es
-I like Gamecube
-I like Gameboys'
-I like Shigeru Miyamoto
-I like Satoru Iwata
-I like Reggie Fils-Aime the ass-kicker
-I like Mario
-I like everyone at Nintendo
-I WANT TO WORK AT NINTENDO AS A GAME MAKER FORGET BEING PROSECUTION! (it was my goal back when I was 11 years old, and its my goal now.)
1st you wanted to be a 4chan mod
2nd you wanted to be a pokemon
3rd you want to be a prosecuter
4th you want to become a nintendo EAD dev?
Lul caek.
My only sterotypes are: (Im asian btw)
I'm naturally good at video games
I had a "I Love Counter Strike" phase
Uh i play the violin?
That's it.
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- Everyone lives in Hollywood.
Everyone lives in San Fransisco.
We're all rich as hell.
We're all hippies.
We're all gay.
We're all gangsta.
Our cows are happy.
Everyone does drugs.
Everyone can surf.
Everyone says "dude" (okay, that's true).
Our governor can kick ass (also true).
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ashxu wrote:
wannabe4chanmod wrote:
I'm a Nintendo fan!
-I like Wii
-I like DS'es
-I like Gamecube
-I like Gameboys'
-I like Shigeru Miyamoto
-I like Satoru Iwata
-I like Reggie Fils-Aime the ass-kicker
-I like Mario
-I like everyone at Nintendo
-I WANT TO WORK AT NINTENDO AS A GAME MAKER FORGET BEING PROSECUTION! (it was my goal back when I was 11 years old, and its my goal now.)
-I like Wii
-I like DS'es
-I like Gamecube
-I like Gameboys'
-I like Shigeru Miyamoto
-I like Satoru Iwata
-I like Reggie Fils-Aime the ass-kicker
-I like Mario
-I like everyone at Nintendo
-I WANT TO WORK AT NINTENDO AS A GAME MAKER FORGET BEING PROSECUTION! (it was my goal back when I was 11 years old, and its my goal now.)
1st you wanted to be a 4chan mod
2nd you wanted to be a pokemon
3rd you want to be a prosecuter
4th you want to become a nintendo EAD dev?
I never wanted to be a Pokemon.
Anyways, I have dreamt of being at Nintendo for quite a while... even way before I joined CR.
Also a certain Game maker from Nintendo is inspiration to this goal.
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Lunaria42 wrote:
Let's see, I live in Texas and there a tons of stereotypes about us, so let's see if I can name some.
Everyone rides a horse to school/work.
Everyone owns a cow.
Everyone owns a gun.
Everyone wears cowboy hats and boots.
Everyone voted for Bush.
Everyone is a Baptist
Or any other Redneck stereotypes you can think of.
Everyone rides a horse to school/work.
Everyone owns a cow.
Everyone owns a gun.
Everyone wears cowboy hats and boots.
Everyone voted for Bush.
Everyone is a Baptist
Or any other Redneck stereotypes you can think of.
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Yeeeeeaaawwww !
You're right bambina, THAT'S the way we cowboys live out there, in Texas !
(at least, that's what I saw on this television program, last evening).
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I should come with some stereotypes of the region where I live, but since I'm not from this one, it's a bit hard... I'll try and find some stuff ! ^^
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- am a Cowboy (am not)
- ride a horse (hell no)
- own a gun (kinda true. I own it but don't have free access to it)
- talk like a redneck (FUCK no)
I'm Mexican, so I
- Speak Spanish (Momma never taught me)
- Love tacos (preferably fajitas)
- Crossed the Border (I was born in Austin)
I'm Black, so I
- am a gangster (I talk like one)
- wear the bling (Just a nice watch and a chain)
- live in the ghetto (no)
- hate white people (some of my best friends are white)
- voted for Obama (I voted for Obama for reasons OTHER than his race)
- can get any girl I want (I wish)
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- Eat Chinese food everyday (nope xD)
- Speak broken English with a funny accent (Again, no. But I have occasional grammatical errors from being careless
)- Have yellow skin (Why did I think of that?
)- Speak Chinese fluently (Sometimes.
)- Drink poisoned milk DX (I have never touched any type of milk for years, except for chocolate milk.
)- Have buck teeth (Ew. No.)
- Practice traditional Chinese stuff (The closest thing is the herbal medicines my mum make sometimes. Go on, I dare you to try it.
)- Wear traditional Chinese clothes (Nothing like that in my closet.
)And the list goes on and on...
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Lesse, I'm from Connecticut, so that must mean bringing up the Yankees and/or Red Socks must be fight'n words. (Nope, I don't follow sports much, let alone Baseball. Though I come from a family of Red Socks fans).
I live on a farm, therefore I must harvest Apples or something. (Nope, it's a sheep-dog herding site).
Own a gun, (I'd never touch one)
The Family Truck has a woody. (Yep)
I can drive a Tractor, (Yep)
Own a Guard Dog (Nope, we've got a Guard DONKEY! It's actually killed at least 3 Coyotes, a deer or two, and once kicked the eye out of a sheep. It dangled for a day or so.)
Goats eat anything. (Actually, they practically do. But they'll only stay interested for a few minutes, then wander off to try something else)
Um, that's all I can think of.
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I used to wear glasses, so I was blind, but I knew everything and loved the Sciences. I also threw like a girl even though I am one.
*all false, apart from the fact I live in Devon and used to wear glasses. I kind of got picked on for wearing glasses so I wear contacts now.*
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seems interesting!
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but i assure you its the biggest dick in asia
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Complain about everything under my breath
Am too polite to question authority and/or other people
I drink tea (note: I only drink green tea....)
I say things like "Wot wot?" and "Dash it"
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Wooster wrote:
Own a Guard Dog (Nope, we've got a Guard DONKEY! It's actually killed at least 3 Coyotes, a deer or two, and once kicked the eye out of a sheep. It dangled for a day or so.)
Hmm I shouldn't laugh at the last bit of this but I really did HAHAHA
Poor thing ...
Liquidzilla wrote:
I'm English so I:
Complain about everything under my breath
Am too polite to question authority and/or other people
I drink tea (note: I only drink green tea....)
I say things like "Wot wot?" and "Dash it"
Complain about everything under my breath
Am too polite to question authority and/or other people
I drink tea (note: I only drink green tea....)
I say things like "Wot wot?" and "Dash it"
I actually do the first 3 of these.
I don't say "wot wot" but I DO say "gosh" and "crikey" hahahahaha
Ooh got another for me;
I work in a hospital so I must be a Doctor/Nurse. Not really a sterotype but it's definately an assumption...
And.... I have my tongue pierced. So I'm obviously a slut.
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Holy Hell wrote:
Wrestler Hatman wrote:
Holy Hell wrote:
I don't fall into any ethnic groups so I don't get the joy of knowing what it's like to be offended with stereotypes
Fucking trap.
Fucking wrestler
;.;
Also a Jake the Snake reference would have been boss here.
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a rapist
a sexist
thinking exclusively with my penis
dumber than a bag of rocks
a scourge to society
Also, I am an American, therefore I am:
fat
stupid
lazy
egocentric
and wasteful.
I yell "OBJECTION!" in the court sometimes!
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-I'm cheap and only care about money (not true.)
-I'm a bad tipper (I'm more generous if anything.)
-I want to become an accountant (HELL no. I'm going to a school for cartooning. Although my dad said years ago, when I was looking for colleges, that I should go into accounting...wtf Dad)
-I have a freakishly big nose (Ew no. At least I don't think so...)
-All Jewish men have beards (Not in my family at least)
-We all have curly hair. ( My dad does, and so does my sister. I'm so thankful I get my hair my from mom's side :D)
-All the men wear yarmulkes all the time. (Only on the holidays. But besides that, only the religious folks do.)
-I keep kosher (We're supposed to but not really xD;)
-I rest on the Sabbath day (Once again we're supposed to but we don't)
-Hasidic Jews do it through a hole in the sheet (Rabbis and relatives have told me it's a total myth.)
-We only eat lox and bagels for breakfast and gefilte fish and matzoh balls soup for dinner.
(I HATE seafood. Except for shrimp and crab, which is ironic because Jews aren't supposed to eat shellfish LAWL. I do love bagels though. My parents like to eat lox and bagels every few days. Gefilte fish is ok, but we've only eaten them on holidays. I LOVE matzoh ball soup, but once again we usually have it during the holidays. I do order matzoh ball soup at a deli once in awhile...)
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zuddy wrote:
i play tons of starcraft, am selfish in bed, smoke like a chimney, hate fags, am great at math, will die in a pc방, and have a small dick
but i assure you its the biggest dick in asia
but i assure you its the biggest dick in asia
Pics or it didn't happen.
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I'm from Quebec, ergo...
-I wish for the destruction of Canada and will gladly blow up some shit to do so.
-I am a xenophobic, anglophobic shell of a man.
-I speak french, therefore I wanna have sex with men exclusively along other supremely tasteful stereotypes.
-Every single stereotype from Canada as well (Eh? and others)
I happen to be bisexual as well, so...
-I am a complete slut (OKAY so this one is actually true, whodathunkit?)
-I date one guy AND one girl at the same time, at all times.
-I am also a catty bitch.
-I'm gay, I just don't want to admit it.
AND I happen to wrestle (not for a living, I'd be dirt poor if that was the case), so...
-I will die from one of the following causes : A mishap during a show (oh hai Owen Hart), steroid abuse (oh hai Davey Boy Smith), painkiller abuse (oh hai Eddy Guerrero), killing my wife and child (oh hai Chris Benoit) or by suicide (oh hai Eddie Graham, Mike von Erich, Ed "The Bull" Gatner, Chris von Erich, Tojo Yamamoto, Kerry von Erich, Big E Sleaze, The Renegade (and he has the most pathetic suicide story of all), Shoichi Arai, Mike Awesome, and to complete the list, Chris Benoit, after killing his wife and child!)
-I'm an uneducated hick.
-I will go completely batshit insane before the end is through (oh hai
http://vanderlund.blogspot.com - Because the only fantasy worlds I like are those I write myself.
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